Started by Icelilly, October 21, 2007, 10:15:13 am
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Quote from: "Nejin's Drabble"To Passionately PokeSemon and Hanron were celebrating a poisonous Valentine's Day together. Semon had cooked a devastating dinner and they ate under the gloomy sky by candlelight."My darling," Hanron said, stroking Semon's face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Semon. "It is but a tear-drenched token of my glorious love."Semon opened the box. Inside was a symphonic blade! He gazed at it violently. Then he gazed at Hanron violently. "It's eternal," Semon said. "Come here and let me poke you."Just then, a radiant crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sleeve of his shirt barely barely touched by the rain for all his falling tears. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ominous voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.Hanron read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."They stared at each other sadly as the crone cackled some more. Semon's ear began to tremble. Then Hanron shrugged, pulled out an uniform, and hit the crone on her upper lip. She fell over dead."Problem solved!" Semon said and kissed Hanron wildly. "This is a shining Valentine's Day!"They calmly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.And then they poked each other all night long.
Quote from: "Nejin's Oh-so-damnedly funny Drabble"The Adventure Of The HenchmanSal and Devy were out for a forced Valentine's walk inside a card. As they went, Devy rested his hand on Sal's automail. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so perilous, Sal was filled with full dread."Do you suppose it's friendly here?" he asked totally."You mild silly," Devy said, tickling Sal with his french fries. "It's completely rapid."Just then, an enourmous henchman leapt out from behind a small buttered piece of bread and glomped Devy in the back. "Aaargh!" Devy screamed.Things looked wild. But Sal, although he was oblivious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a faun and, like the way you all love to kill the hireling, beat the henchman voraciously until it ran off. "That will teach you to glomp innocent people."Then he clasped Devy close. Devy was bleeding quickly. "My darling," Sal said, and pressed his lips to Devy's iris."I love you," Devy said oh so damnedly, and expired in Sal's arms.Sal never loved again.
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"._.Icelily... you really do frighten me... and your story is wholy inoppropirate XD-_- please dont let them get any worse then that