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Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Icelilly on October 21, 2007, 10:15:13 am
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

The Drabble-Matic is a fanfic generator. Just fill in the blanks and you'll get a fanfic. Some might be epic win. Some might be filled with fail. It's all up to your answers. ^__^

So, here's mine. BEWARE OF TEH YAOINESS.

The Crying Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Stan strode along the path, making for Loud Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Quiet Chair, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hand.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his big couch just in time to face the fished man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck amazingly, and Stan barely raised his couch to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Stan found himself forced to one knee, the man's couch pressed to his lovely leg. "I am Kyle of Loud Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Quiet Chair. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a stone."

But Stan had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his couch with a twist, overpowered Kyle and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Stan said, looking down upon him.

Kyle's arm shimmered like a happy soul brings to all people. "I have underestimated you, Stan. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Stan's desire was enflamed. His leg throbbed and all his thoughts were to kick Kyle like a bunny. Stan caressed Kyle's small arm and he responded. They came together often, and their joining was as tall as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet hat!" Stan groaned and licked Kyle as usually as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Stan said. "That's where I put the Quiet Chair for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed extremely on the grass, forgetful of all but their tired love. "We will stay together forever," Kyle said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Hand never got the Quiet Chair and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.


I can't tell if this is epic win or epic fail... O_O;
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NekOSaka on October 22, 2007, 09:04:06 am
Mine was;

The Adventure Of The Prinny

Stevie Wonder and Chris Farely were out for a Awesometacular Valentine's walk In a soup. As they went, Chris Farely rested his hand on Stevie Wonder's Kidney. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Glowing, Stevie Wonder was filled with EVIL dread.

"Do you suppose it's Canadian here?" he asked Zombielisciously.

"You Lemony silly," Chris Farely said, tickling Stevie Wonder with his Lemon. "It's completely Luscious."

Just then, a Swifty Prinny leapt out from behind a Kenya and Raped Chris Farely in the Toes. "Aaargh!" Chris Farely screamed.

Things looked Brownish. But Stevie Wonder, although he was Souplike, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Death and, Like a porridge filled with the hate of one thousand murdered guinea pigs children's cookbooks. IT WAS RUSSIA!, beat the Prinny Hatefully until it ran off. "That will teach you to Rape innocent people."

Then he clasped Chris Farely close. Chris Farely was bleeding Lemony. "My darling," Stevie Wonder said, and pressed his lips to Chris Farely's Manpurse.

"I love you," Chris Farely said Dancily, and expired in Stevie Wonder's arms.

Stevie Wonder never loved again.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Icelilly on October 22, 2007, 03:54:28 pm
I'm a little bored so I'll do this again. ^__^
With the same names. ^^;

Beautifully Tripping

Stan tripped along quickly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Kyle, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a bunny hopping along, carrying a Canada in its mouth.

Stan was almost on water when he came across a hot cake, lying alone on a lovely plate. "That must be a treat from my warm bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked cold, so he ate it.

It gave him the most big tingling sensation in his hand. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Kyle.

When Kyle came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Stan cried softly.

"Your leg! And your arm!" Kyle said. "They're quiet! Can't you feel it?"

Stan felt his leg and his arm. They were indeed quite quiet. "Oh, no!" Stan said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that hot cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Kyle said. "I got you a Russia. It must have been that tired man who lives nearby. He acts a little lovingly, ever since he licked a hat."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Stan sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Kyle said cryingly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really beautiful like that."

"Really?" Stan dried her tears. Stan kissed Kyle and it was an entirely loud sensation, like a smile that brings happiness to all.

They spent the night having entirely loud sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.


I died. I died laughing! XD
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 22, 2007, 11:00:19 pm
._.

Icelily... you really do frighten me... and your story is wholy inoppropirate XD


-_- please dont let them get any worse then that
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 23, 2007, 06:45:26 pm
I just wanted to.

TEH YAOINESS (although, it did fail slightly)

Quote from: "Nejin's Drabble"
To Passionately Poke

Semon and Hanron were celebrating a poisonous Valentine's Day together. Semon had cooked a devastating dinner and they ate under the gloomy sky by candlelight.

"My darling," Hanron said, stroking Semon's face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Semon. "It is but a tear-drenched token of my glorious love."

Semon opened the box. Inside was a symphonic blade! He gazed at it violently. Then he gazed at Hanron violently. "It's eternal," Semon said. "Come here and let me poke you."

Just then, a radiant crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the sleeve of his shirt barely barely touched by the rain for all his falling tears. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ominous voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Hanron read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other sadly as the crone cackled some more. Semon's ear began to tremble. Then Hanron shrugged, pulled out an uniform, and hit the crone on her upper lip. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Semon said and kissed Hanron wildly. "This is a shining Valentine's Day!"

They calmly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they poked each other all night long.


...can someone give me a spoon, I need to check if I'm stuck in the Matrix, because this bends way too much... '.'

Added after 10 minutes:

I made another one.
It failed more at yaoiness, but it was DAMNEDLY funny. I DID bend some of the rules, but, who cares? I was TOTALLY worth it.

Quote from: "Nejin's Oh-so-damnedly funny Drabble"The Adventure Of The Henchman

Sal and Devy were out for a forced Valentine's walk inside a card. As they went, Devy rested his hand on Sal's automail. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so perilous, Sal was filled with full dread.

"Do you suppose it's friendly here?" he asked totally.

"You mild silly," Devy said, tickling Sal with his french fries. "It's completely rapid."

Just then, an enourmous henchman leapt out from behind a small buttered piece of bread and glomped Devy in the back. "Aaargh!" Devy screamed.

Things looked wild. But Sal, although he was oblivious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a faun and, like the way you all love to kill the hireling, beat the henchman voraciously until it ran off. "That will teach you to glomp innocent people."

Then he clasped Devy close. Devy was bleeding quickly. "My darling," Sal said, and pressed his lips to Devy's iris.

"I love you," Devy said oh so damnedly, and expired in Sal's arms.

Sal never loved again.



..

>w<

Added after 50 seconds:

Also, automail IS a valid bodypart. And a Henchman IS an animal. FOR REAL.

Added after 2 minutes:

I MADE EVEN MORE ONES OUT OF THIS AND IT'S SO FUNNY IT'S KILLING ME >w<

Added after 1 minutes:

It said it! I just have the ultimate quote!

Sal - I will always love you - Automail or no Automail.

RAWR


...maybe I shouldn't spam this thread so much ^.^
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Icelilly on October 23, 2007, 07:44:54 pm
Quote from: "CaptBrenden"._.

Icelily... you really do frighten me... and your story is wholy inoppropirate XD


-_- please dont let them get any worse then that

It's all to the Drabble-Matic. I just fill in the blanks. XD

And while I SHOULD be studying, I wanna do another one! >///< And again, MOAR YAOINESS. *__*

A Couch In Time

On a hard and soft morning, Stan sat on a stone. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kyle to love someone with a beautiful face?

Amazingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a glorious freezing cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kyle would poke me, in his own warm way..."

"Do you?" Kyle sat down beside Stan and put his hand on Stan's hand. "I think that could be arranged."

Stan gasped extremely. "But what about my beautiful face?"

"I like it," Kyle said quickly. "I think it's cold."

They came together and their kiss was like a day of sadness.

"I love you," Stan said beautifully.

"I love you too," Kyle replied and licked him.

They bought a bunny, moved in together, and lived often ever after.


I'm not satisfied. So, I'm doing it again.

A Freezing Day To Lick


Stan stepped extremely out into the glorious sunshine, and admired Kyle's finger. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a lovely sight."

Kyle climbed off the couch and walked amazingly across the grass to greet his lover. Stan patted Kyle on the face and then tried to lick him quickly, but without success.

"That's all right," Kyle said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not quiet," Stan. "Not as quiet as the time we licked on a door."

Kyle nodded softly. "We were tired back in those days."

"Our eyes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Stan said. "Everything seems beautiful and large when you're young."

"Of course," Kyle said. "But now we're tall, we can still have fun. If we go about it beautifully."

"Beautifully?" Stan said . "But how?"

"With this," Kyle said and held out a cold bed. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."

Stan swallowed the bed at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick beautifully. They licked like a kiss of passion. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.


ROFL. Damn you Drabble-Matic!! Why must you create such odd stories?! XD
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 23, 2007, 10:11:18 pm
my brain feels dirty ._.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Techno the fox on October 23, 2007, 11:15:14 pm
Okay, this is starting to scare me..But here goes..
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A Computer In Time

On a Transparent and Huge morning, Techno-San sat In the yard. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His Arm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Inu-T to love someone with a Happy Leg?

Happily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a Sleepy Angry PSP, all on a summer's day. I wish my Inu-T would kick me, in her own red way..."

"Do you?" Inu-T sat down beside Techno-San and put her hand on Techno-San's head. "I think that could be arranged."

Techno-San gasped Gladly. "But what about my Happy Leg?"

"I like it," Inu-T said furiously. "I think it's Normal."

They came together and their kiss was like 99 red ballons.

"I love you," Techno-San said Quickly.

"I love you too," Inu-T replied and kicked him.

They bought a Koopa, moved in together, and lived Reluctantly ever after.
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Allright.....o_o I'm leaving before things get any weirder around here...
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 24, 2007, 03:25:34 am
... like 99 ballons?  ._.

Added after 3 hours 27 minutes:

I combat the yaoi with the yuri!!

To Gently Stroke

Suigintou and 3.1sama were celebrating a delicious Valentine's Day together. Suigintou had cooked a silky dinner and they ate in a bed by candlelight.

"My darling," 3.1sama said, stroking Suigintou's inner thigh, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Suigintou. "It is but a lacy token of my fragrent love."

Suigintou opened the box. Inside was a delicate ribbon! She gazed at it tenderly. Then she gazed at 3.1sama tenderly. "It's revealing," Suigintou said. "Come here and let me stroke you."

Just then, a smooth crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like curtains blowing gently in the in the summer breeze. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a soft voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

3.1sama read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other lovingly as the crone cackled some more. Suigintou's finger tip began to tremble. Then 3.1sama shrugged, pulled out a cake, and hit the crone on her breast. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Suigintou said and kissed 3.1sama boldly. "This is an unyuu Valentine's Day!"

They skillfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they stroked each other all night long.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Techno the fox on October 25, 2007, 01:02:03 am
Oooh, A yuri with 3.1 and Suigintou.
I knew you'd make something like this eventually Capt.

I decided to have another go at it....And this is what happened...

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Sad Love

Techno-san finished packing. Ever since Inu-T, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Techno-san had been Happy.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing punched him, all was beautiful. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going In the field to become a Noisy Car.

Just then, there was a Hyper knock at the door. Techno-san opened it and stood there Quickly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his Face.

When Techno-san came to, Inu-T was holding his Arm and looking Funny. "My love," Inu-T said drowsily, "I'm sorry for the special shock. I've been shipwrecked on a normal island for the last ten years, living Like a golden sunset. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my Foot in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Techno-san could hardly believe his Inu-T had returned. "I will always love you, Foot or no Foot. Besides, you can cover it up with a Graphics card."

They embraced quietly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was large.
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Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Techno the fox on October 29, 2007, 04:53:29 am
Ladies and gentlemen, Pigs and Tuxes.
I Techno the fox, have found William Shakespeare's fabled lost book!
Read and rejoyce!

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Techno-san and Inu-T
by William Shakespeare

Enter Techno-san

Inu-T appears above at a window

Techno-san:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Server, and Inu-T is the Hedgehog.
Arise, Sad Hedgehog, and Punch the Creative TV.
See, how she leans her Face upon her Arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that Arm,
That I might touch that Face!

Inu-T:
O Techno-san, Techno-san! wherefore art thou Techno-san?
What's in a name? That which we call a Foot
By any other name would smell as big
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like a candle that vanquishes the darkness"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Destructive.

Techno-san:
Lady, by yonder Creative TV I swear
That tips On the lawn the glad CD-RW--

Inu-T:
O, swear not by the TV, the Happy TV,
That Quickly changes in its normal orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise normal.
Sweet, vengeful night! A thousand times vengeful night!
Parting is such Hyper sorrow,
That I shall say vengeful night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Techno-san:
Sleep dwell upon thy Face, peace in thy Arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so drowsily to rest!
Slowly will I to my Sad Foot's cell,
Its help to Punch, and my big Foot to tell.
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I take my leave now.

*Turns into a shadow and dissapears into the night*
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 31, 2007, 04:12:36 pm
...dude...whaaat?
*confused*

I still can't get SHIT of that shakespeare stuff ^-^;
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on October 31, 2007, 10:19:17 pm
that is because your are an uncultured pirate.  :P  if there isnt a torrent for it you dont get it
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 04, 2007, 02:33:05 pm
:(

*Shakespeare-mode Nejin*

Woe, my chest! Thy stabbing hath left deep wounds in me pride. Alas! Thou shalt not be forgiven, but doth e chase ye for ever for naught?

*normal* I'm not just an anime geek, I'm a culture geek too. .w.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 06, 2007, 10:36:39 pm
1000 Rose Doskittys

Kanako paced forcefuly back and forth. Lacy dread filled her heart. Kyon should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my fragrent love, Kanako thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Kyon had been taken hostage by Ginormus Hand, a supervillain who had the city in a state of tasty terror. Kanako fainted dead away, like a glass of wine that leaves a red stain upon your carpet.

When she came to, there was a bump on her thigh and the lacy dread had returned. "Kyon, my jelly honey bunny," she cried out gently. "What is Ginormus Hand doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing sheepishly as he tickled him in the chest.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Kanako remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 rose Doskittys, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Kanako ordered in a supply of rose and set to work, folding Doskittys until her thigh was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last Doskitty when Kyon walked in the front door.

"Kyon!" Kanako screamed and threw herself into Kyon's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 rose Doskittys and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a boat. She kissed Kyon lovingly on the chest.

"Actually," Kyon said, pulling away boldly, "I was rescued by the Soothing Cake. She's a new superhero in town." Kyon sighed. "And she's really revealing."

The lacy dread came back. "But you're delicious to be back here with me, right?"

Kyon checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Soothing Cake for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay twinkling, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Kanako choked back a sob and started folding another Doskitty. Then she went out and got drunk instead.


Kyon you bastard!!

Humm wait.. maybe if I knock this soothing cake out and take her place I could have kyon :D

that story sucked -_-
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Siya on November 06, 2007, 11:27:13 pm
Darzi and Maya
by William Shakespeare

Enter Darzi

Maya appears above at a window

Darzi:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the candle, and Maya is the porcupine.
Arise, timely porcupine, and whallop the blanched slot machine.
See, how she leans her knee upon her nose!
O, that I were a glove upon that nose,
That I might touch that knee!

Maya:

O Darzi, Darzi! wherefore art thou Darzi?
What's in a name? That which we call a neck
By any other name would smell as green
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like twin stars twinkling in the sky"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove stupendous.

Darzi:
Lady, by yonder blanched slot machine I swear
That tips in a shack the Yiddish orchid--

Maya:
O, swear not by the slot machine, the crimson slot machine,
That stoicly changes in its white orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise white.
Sweet, monstrous night! A thousand times monstrous night!
Parting is such heroic sorrow,
That I shall say monstrous night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Darzi:
Sleep dwell upon thy knee, peace in thy nose!
Would I were sleep and peace, so waveringly to rest!
impishly will I to my timely neck's cell,
Its help to whallop, and my green neck to tell.

~~~~~

Shakespeare ad libs are awesome!
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 07, 2007, 10:26:11 am
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY KYONICHI, CAPTY!?
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: CaptBrenden on November 07, 2007, 01:45:03 pm
*clings to kyon* not yours, MIEN!  GAO!! GAOGAOGAO! >:3

You would have bad things done to him by THAT guy.  he came to me for protection.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Techno the fox on November 07, 2007, 04:11:25 pm
Quote from: "Techno's latest drabble"Destructive Lang Syne

Techno-san sipped gleefully at his drink and stood destructive behind a Blender. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Gigantic and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how chaotic his Hand got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Techno-san knew very well why he was at the party: to see Inu-t.

Ah, Inu-t. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her Happy chest made Techno-san's heart beat Like a breeze that ripples through the grass on a warm summer's day.

But tonight everyone was masked. Techno-san peered painfully through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Inu-t. There, he thought, the woman over by the house, the cute one with the Longcat mask. It had to be Inu-t. No one else could look so Energetic, even in a Longcat mask.

She began to walk Techno-san's way and Techno-san started to panic. What if she actually talked to Techno-san?

Inu-t came right up to Techno-san and Techno-san thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Inu-t said huskily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the Nintendo Wii," Techno-san said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so transparent.

Just then, a wonderful voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Techno-san's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Inu-t might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Inu-t swept Techno-san into her arms, bent him in the field, and kissed Techno-san Quickly, slipping him the tongue and groping his leg.

Techno-san could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sadly and pulled Inu-t's mask off her face. It was Inu-t! "I knew it was you," Techno-san said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Inu-t said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Techno-san watched her go. She would be right back, Techno-san was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.


....No comment...Really...

Quote from: " ALTERNATE STORY/ENDING"
Huskily Tripping

Techno-san tripped along painfully. He was on his way to meet his lover, Inu-t, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Longcat hopping along, carrying a Nintendo Wii in its mouth.

Techno-san was almost in the field when he came across a Energetic cake, lying alone on a cute plate. "That must be a treat from my wonderful bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked chaotic, so he ate it.

It gave him the most Sad tingling sensation in his chest. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Inu-t.

When Inu-t came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Techno-san cried gleefully.

"Your leg! And your Hand!" Inu-t said. "They're transparent! Can't you feel it?"

Techno-san felt his leg and his Hand. They were indeed quite transparent. "Oh, no!" Techno-san said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that Energetic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Inu-t said. "I got you a Blender. It must have been that destructive man who lives nearby. He acts a little Quickly, ever since he licked a house."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Techno-san sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Inu-t said sadly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really Happy like that."

"Really?" Techno-san dried her tears. Techno-san kissed Inu-t and it was an entirely Gigantic sensation, Like a breeze that ripples through the grass on a warm summer's day.

They spent the night having entirely Gigantic sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.


GAAH GENDER BENDING
STAY OUT OF MY DRABBLES NEJIN!!

I....am leaving....before things get any worse around here...

*turns into a black shadow and floats right through the wall*
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 07, 2007, 04:45:35 pm
BENDERSPACE CONQUERS EVERYTHING!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA~[/i] *flies around, cackling madly*
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Bella on November 07, 2007, 05:15:51 pm
Quote...can someone give me a spoon, I need to check if I'm stuck in the Matrix, because this bends way too much... '.'


LOL!!!

*steals saying*

Hhehehe...

Here's mine...

The Battle For The Pie

In the forrest, Kim kissed her pie. She had been busy with the pie for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dandy cuddle or a popinjay massage from her lover Alex.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her bombastic Alex appeared at the door, grinning sacastically.

"Put down the pie," Alex said foppishly. "Unless you want me to kiss that pie on your foot."

Kim put down the pie. She was hot. She had never seen Alex so dumbass before and it made her beautiful.

Alex picked up the pie, then withdrew a cookies from his toe. "Don't be so hot," Alex said with a dumbass grimace. "A Jersey Devil bit my head this morning, and everything became dim-witted. Now with this pie and this cookies I can foppishly rule the world!"

Kim clutched her geeky head cheerily. This was her lover, her bombastic Alex, now staring at her with a dumbass toe.

"Fight it!" Kim shouted. "The Jersey Devil just wants the pie for his own bombastic devices! He doesn't love you, not the dandy way I do!"

Kim could see Alex trembling cheerily. Kim reached out her foot and touched Alex's toe foppishly. She was bombastic, so bombastic, but she knew only her geeky love for Alex would break the Jersey Devil's spell.

Sure enough, Alex dropped the pie with a thunk. "Oh, Kim," he squealed. "I'm so dandy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Kim had already moved in the forrest. Like a couple of rabbits, she pressed her foot into Alex's toe. And as they fell together in a dim-witted fit of love, the pie lay on the floor, beautiful and forgotten.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 01, 2008, 03:09:39 pm
Angrily Tripping

Kami-Tux tripped along huskily. She was on her way to meet her lover, Kitten, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a luser hopping along, carrying a compiler in its mouth.

Kami-Tux was almost in the middle of nowhere when she came across a precise cake, lying alone on a hacked plate. "That must be a treat from my quiet bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked deprecated, so she ate it.

It gave her the most laggy tingling sensation in her beak. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Kitten.

When Kitten came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Kami-Tux cried softly.

"Your leg! And your foot!" Kitten said. "They're tuxish! Can't you feel it?"

Kami-Tux felt her leg and her foot. They were indeed quite tuxish. "Oh, no!" Kami-Tux said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that precise cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Kitten said. "I got you an orb. It must have been that karelan man who lives nearby. He acts a little slyly, ever since he emulated a program."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Kami-Tux sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Kitten said efficiently, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your leg is really GPLed like that."

"Really?" Kami-Tux dried his tears. Kami-Tux kissed Kitten and it was an entirely upgraded sensation, like a goto in Pascal or a come-from in Intercal.

They spent the night having entirely upgraded sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.
Title: The Drabble-Matic!!
Post by: Ragenule on April 01, 2008, 10:19:32 pm
I thought this was half decent (I was lazy, sorry) so I decided to post this up.
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An Epic Occurrence

Billy paced up and down, jiggling his epic. His very good friend, Mary Sue Epic, had arranged to meet him here epic. "I have something epic to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Epic was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Billy expected to see her bounce up, her epic hair streaming behind her and her epic eyes aglow.

Billy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather epic for a delicate and epic girl like Mary Sue Epic, whose tread was epic. He turned around and found Sam staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Sam said epic. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Billy had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so epic. "Mary Sue Epic asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Sam, his epic began to throb epic.

"Oh," Sam said, epic. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Billy said and caught Sam by her epic. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Sam said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, epicest ecipy of the epic.

From behind an epic, Mary Sue Epic watched with an epic light in her epic eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Billy/Sam". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the epic from extinction.


Another....I think my mind exploded after reading it.
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I Saw Sam Kissing Santa Claus

Billy woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one epic box that looked like an epic.

Then Billy noticed that Sam was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Billy thought that he would surprise Sam. Maybe even sneak up behind her and epic her on her epic epic. That always made Sam epic.

Billy crept epic down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its epic lights, and the presents, heaped up epic, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Sam. Kissing someone.

Billy was so angry, he picked up a epic from a table and threw it epic epic.

They both looked around.

"Sam, you epic epic!" Billy yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Billy looked and then rubbed his epic and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Sam said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what an epic kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Billy said epic. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be epic."

That seemed reasonable. Billy went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, epicest ecipy of the epic. He made Billy's epic feel all epic.

"You see?" Sam said epic and Billy saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.