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| ==Windows Family== | | ==Windows Family== |
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| ===MS DOS===
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| [[File:MSDOS.jpg]] | |
| *'''Name:''' MS-DOS-tan
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| *'''aka:''' Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System
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| *'''Debut:''' circa 1981
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| *'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Dark Grey
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has shy, mousy and depressed disposition.
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| **- Intelligent, but has trouble expressing herself clearly.
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| **- Twin sister of PC-DOS-tan; younger sister of QDOS-tan; biological daughter of DR-DOS-tan.
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| **- Keeps hair in pigtails.
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| **- Dons a light-blue grade school uniform with "MS-DOS" armband and glasses.
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| **- Carries around Microsoft keyboard everywhere she goes.
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| **- Official engineer of the Windows Family, though diminishing demand has turned her more into an unofficial house servant.
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| **- Generally found peeking around corners.
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| **- Known forum lurker.
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| **- Personality changes dramatically when reunited with PC-DOS-tan.
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| ===Windows 3.1===
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| [[File:31-tan.gif]]
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| *'''Name:'''Windows 3.11-tan
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| *'''aka:''' Windows 3.0, 3.x, Baba
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| *'''Debut:''' 5/22/1990
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| *'''Height:''' 137 cm (4'6")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Red
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| *'''Hair:''' Grey
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| *Quick Facts:
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| **- Has quiet, serious and cheerless disposition.
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| **- Always carries or is accompanied by DOSKitty
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| **- Keeps hair long and loose, tied only by a violet bow on her head.
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| **- Dons a violet frilly gown with a "3.1" brooch on her collar.
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| **- Keeps her smiles a rarity.
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| **- Is slightly aristocratic and prefers to be referred to as "3.11-sama".
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| **- Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95.
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| **- Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0).
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| ===Windows NT===
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| [[File:WNT.jpg]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows NT-tan
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| *'''aka:''' Windows New Technology, NT 3.1, OS/2 3.0
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| *'''Debut:''' 7/27/1993
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| *'''Height:''' 162 cm (~5'4")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Lilac
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has sweet, quiet and maternal disposition.
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| **- Keeps hair in a short ponytail tied with a blue ribbon.
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| **- Dons a simple pink dress.
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| **- Can multitask, but is usually quite error-prone and unreliable compared to her daughters: NT Workstation, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 Server, Windows XP, etc.
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| **- Was first Windows Family liason to the higher-end, non-x86 architecture hardware-tans.
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| **- Helped establish her company's foothold in the server market, capitalizing on clever marketing and the weaknesses of a war-torn Unix Family.
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| **- Is largely unaware that she's a clone of VMS-tan and a true biological sister to OS/2-tan.
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| ===Windows 95===
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| [[File:95-tan.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows 95-tan
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| *'''aka:''' 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan
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| *'''Debut:''' 8/24/1995
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| *'''Height:''' 157 cm (5'2")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Brown
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| *'''Hair:''' Brown
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has gentle and mild-mannered disposition when in a good mood, becoming aggressive and violent when not.
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| **- Always carries a Katana with her and is still considered an excellent swordswoman.
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| **- Keeps hair long, tied with a ribbon bearing the Windows colors.
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| **- Dons a pink traditional kimono, hakama and geta, typical female college student apparel during the Japanese Meiji era.
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| **- Acts much older than she actually is, never having bothered to keep up with the times.
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| **- Still has enough clout and force to keep the newer generation of Windows in line.
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| **- Led vanguard in Microsoft's dominance of the PC market, and is still able to summon her old battle suit.
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| **- Hates Macs with a vengeance, more so now that they are staging a strong recovery.
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| **- Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros).
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| **- Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions.
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| ===Windows CE===
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| [[File: WCE.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows CE-tan
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| *'''aka:''' WinCE, "Wince", Windows "Consumer Electronics", Windows "Compact Edition", Windows Mobile, Pocket PC
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| *'''Debut:''' 11/1/1996
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| *'''Height:''' 29 cm (1'0")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Red
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| *'''Hair:''' Orange
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has cheerful "magical girl" disposition, though becomes frightening and hysterical when angry.
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| **- Is a fairy, complete with wings (that she uses to actually fly) and a USB cable.
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| **- Keeps hair short, topped with two miniature pigtails tied with red ribbons.
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| **- Dons a simple pink dress, black stretch shorts and boots.
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| **- Is small and unassuming-enough to go largely unnoticed.
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| **- Is also a tad bit too self-conscious, working under the impression that no one likes her despite her massive popularity in the handheld market.
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| **- Considers the Sega Dreamcast to be the best console ever made.
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| **- While usually civil with Palm Pilot-tan, she does have an ongoing blood feud with her prominant rival PalmOS-tan.
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| **- Is also locked in petty disputes and the occasional serious skirmish with other portable OS-tans (such as Minix-tan), but prefers not to involve her larger relatives in these miniature conflicts.
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| ===Windows NT Workstation===
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| [[File: INU-tan.gif ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows NT Workstation-tan
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| *'''aka:''' NT 4.0, Inu-T
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| *'''Debut:''' 7/29/1996
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| *'''Height:''' 138 cm (4'6")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Light blue
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has cheerful, carefree, canine disposition.
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| **- Has dog ears and a dog's tail, and also wears gloves and boots shaped like paws.
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| **- Keeps hair in a short but wild ponytail, tied with a large yellow ribbon.
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| **- Dons a simple blue dress, with a red dog's collar bearing the words NT.
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| **- Is fast and reliable performance-wise, but her dog intellect limits her ability to handle more complex tasks (such as playing human games).
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| **- Is considered a fine gourmand, second only to Windows XP-tan
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| **- Is very friendly with every Windows girl, but surprisingly close to Windows 95-tan.
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| **- Is not, however, universally-friendly with all OS-tans -- may either have a barking match with other canine OS-tans (particularly the Linux variety) or will chase after the feline OS-tans (such as the OSX girls).
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| ===Windows 98===
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| [[File:W98.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows 98-tan
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| *'''aka:''' "Memphis", Hacchan
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| *'''Debut:''' 6/25/1998
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| *'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Navy Blue
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has shy and demure disposition.
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| **- Frequently travels with her blue-colored Mech-Box.
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| **- Keeps hair short, with a "98"-shaped hair clip attached to her left bang.
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| **- Dons a white and blue sleeveless school uniform, with gloves and a windows necktie.
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| **- Is a futanari.
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| **- Has a crush on Homeo.
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| **- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
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| ===Windows 98SE===
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| [[File:98se.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows 98SE-tan
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| *'''aka:''' 98 Second Edition, Secchan
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| *'''Debut:''' 5/5/1999
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| *'''Height:''' 144 cm (~4'8.5")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Grey-blue
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Shares shy and demure disposition as her sister 98-tan, but is often a little more brazen.
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| **- As with her sister 98-tan, she often travels with her green-colored Mech-Box.
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| **- Keeps hair short and topped only by a single pigtail on her left side.
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| **- Dons a white and green sailor school uniform, with the letters "SE" printed in the front.
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| **- Is not a futanari like her sister 98-tan, and in fact carries a bottle opener to brandish her disdain for such things.
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| **- Prefers to stick with (and "joust") with her sister, 98SE-tan.
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| **- Despite the small disparity in age, she's clearly the more innocent and naive of the two 98 sisters.
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| ===Windows 2000===
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| [[File:Win2000.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows 2000-tan
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| *'''aka:''' 2000 Professional, 2k-tan, Win2K, NT 5.0
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| *'''Debut:''' 2/18/2000
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| *'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Blue
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has intelligent, professional and reserved disposition.
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| **- Is a world reknowned "Meganekko",
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| **- Keeps hair short, with cat ear-shaped hairclips and a small white bonnet with the Windows logo.
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| **- Dons a Windows logo-colored swimsuit underneath a blue long coat.
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| **- Is considered the most stable and dependable of all the present Windows Girls, although constantly fears being outperformed by the newer generations.
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| **- Is still the official family Domain Controller.
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| **- Is considered Me-tan's guardian due, but is mainly responsible for keeping ALL Windows-tans out of trouble (Me requiring the most attention).
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| **- Is perhaps the most aware of the "outside" world due to her position, but generally keeps this to herself so as not to disrupt the peace.
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| **- Dislikes being outclassed, so prefers to avoid contact with higher-end OS-tans.
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| ===Windows ME===
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| [[File:WMe.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows ME-tan
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| *'''aka:''' Millennium Edition, Emmui-tan
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| *'''Debut:''' 9/14/2000
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| *'''Height:''' 153 cm (5'0")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Green
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| *'''Hair:''' Green
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has cheery and cutesy disposition.
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| **- Has long and unusually-strong cowlick.
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| **- Keeps hair in long braided pigtails.
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| **- Dons a maid outfit with an error icon badge.
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| **- Freezes constantly and is generally considered least reliable Windows OS.
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| **- Is a certified klutz.
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| **- Is the second most prolific scallion user before Linspire-tan.
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| **- Is much sought after by OS9-kun.
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| **- Loves rollcake.
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| ===Windows XP Professional===
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| [[File:XPH.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' XP Professional-tan
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| *'''aka:''' XP, XP Pro, Windows Experience, Whistler, Saseko, Pekepi
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| *'''Debut:''' 10/25/2001
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| *'''Height:''' 171 cm (5'7")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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| *'''Hair:''' Black
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has friendly, energetic and youthful disposition.
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| **- Has exceedingly large breasts due to her bloated size and memory consumption.
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| **- Keeps hair long, and wears a ribbon shaped as the "XP" logo over her left bang.
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| **- Dons a somewhat-skimpy blue and white uniform with a passive resemblance to a sailor uniform; the disjointed sleaves add a rare kind of beauty but are otherwise pointless.
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| **- Is considered the prettiest Windows-tan of all and has a massive following of fanboys (and some fangirls).
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| **- But is also derided as an "Activation Whore" by those who know her more closely.
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| **- Is the most energetic and best performing of all the Windows-tans, but feels challenged by Vista-tan in terms of performance and looks.
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| **- Has voracious eating habits due to her system hogging, so much so that she's considered more "glutton" than "gourmand"
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| **- Has recently been appointed to lead reconciliation efforts with the House of Mac, and is the first Windows-tan in the Windows Family history to work closely with a Mac-tan (OSX Tiger-san) without any (recorded) hostilities.
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| ===Windows XP Home===
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| [[File:Xpg.jpg ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows XP Home-tan
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| *'''aka:''' XP Home, Homeko
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| *'''Debut:''' 10/25/2001
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| *'''Height:''' 169 cm (~5'6.5")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Green
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| *'''Hair:''' Green
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Is XP Pro-tan's twin sister.
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| **- Has impulsive, antagonistic and lecherous disposition.
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| **- Also has large breasts like her twin sister, but not nearly as unwieldly.
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| **- Keeps hair tied up in a short ponytail, and wears "XP"-shaped hair clips over her left bang.
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| **- Often dons a simple green sweatsuit, not fussing over her appearance as much as XP-tan.
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| **- Is considered pretty, but not particularly approachable; fanboys must advance at their own risk.
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| **- Is a famous hentai manga artist, and often likes to practice unique "approaches" on her own to improve her work.
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| **- Is a tad bit of a glutton as well, but is usually too engrossed in her work to eat regularly.
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| **- Has reliable-enough performance, but is too sloppy to compete with her sister; nevertheless, it's not beneath her to flaunt her skills with lesser Windows-tans.
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| **- Doesn't seem to mind her borderline-incestual fascination with her younger brother Homeo.
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| ===Windows XP Media Edition===
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| [[File:XPME.gif ]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows XP Media Edition-tan
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| *'''aka:''' XP MCE, XP Media Center Edition, Symphony, Moseko
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| *'''Debut:''' 10/12/2004
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| *'''Height:''' 173 cm (5'8")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Green
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| *'''Hair:''' Green w/ blue tips
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has gentle, cheerful and oblivious disposition.
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| **- Has ridiciously-large and unwieldy breasts, since she possessed the highest hardware requirements to date.
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| **- Keeps hair long, topped with a maid's bonnet and ME-tan style cowlick.
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| **- Dons a revealing green and blue hybrid between a school uniform and a maid outfit.
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| **- Also dons an error icon badge eerily similar to ME-tan's.
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| **- Officially XP Pro and XP Home-tan's sister, but is far more sisterly with ME-tan and spends the most time with her.
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| **- Not a clutz or a system wreck like ME-tan, but is fairly error-prone and buggy in her own right.
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| **- Is very knowledgeable with home electronics, but second-rate when it comes to actual computing issues.
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| ===Windows Server 2003===
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| [[File:Server.jpg]]
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| *'''Name:''' Windows Server 2003-tan
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| *'''aka:''' Windows .NET Server, "Whistler Server", "Saba"
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| *'''Debut:''' 4/24/2003
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| *'''Height:''' 140 cm (4'7")
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| *'''Weight:''' ??kg
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| *'''Eye Color:''' Blue-green
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| *'''Hair:''' Plum
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| *'''Quick Facts:'''
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| **- Has friendly, devoted and adventerous disposition.
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| **- Is half-human, half mackerel, and can be easily-recognized by the large fishtail behind her.
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| **- Keeps hair long, topped with an ethernet hub in place of a bonnet.
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| **- Dons a grey vest-style top, a short white skirt, ethernet cables for a belt, and water-tight grey leggings and boots.
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| **- Has red bows with the Windows logo decorating her chest as well as her tail.
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| **- Is usually a workaholic of the 2K-tan calibre and rarely has a chance to interact with non-fish Windows girls.
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| **- But she does use her leisure time effectively, roaming both land and sea, and generally getting herself into trouble.
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| **- Is often accompanied by other "Saba"-tans, although the latter are seen even more rarely than 2003.
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| ==House of Mac== | | ==House of Mac== |
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