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Finally making a userpage if it means one less red link on this wiki. I'll work on this more later.
Finally making a userpage if it means one less red link on this wiki. I'll work on this more later.


Currently using it as a sandbox to migrating the Annex Project bio format over for the OS-tan faction pages.
Currently using it as a sandbox to migrating the Annex Project bio format over for the OS-tan faction pages.
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*'''aka:''' Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System
*'''aka:''' Microsoft DOS, Disk Operating System
*'''Debut:''' circa 1981
*'''Debut:''' circa 1981
*'''Height:''' 125 cm
*'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
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**- Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95.
**- Is somewhat distant with the newer Windows, preferring the company of MS-DOS, NT and 95.
**- Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0).
**- Has only a patchy memory of her youth and seems unable to recollect her older sister (Win 2.0) or mother (Win 1.0).
===Windows NT===
[[File:WNT.jpg]]
*'''Name:''' Windows NT-tan
*'''aka:''' Windows New Technology, NT 3.1, OS/2 3.0
*'''Debut:''' 7/27/1993
*'''Height:''' 162 cm (~5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Lilac
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Has sweet, quiet and maternal disposition.
**- Keeps hair in a short ponytail tied with a blue ribbon.
**- Dons a simple pink dress.
**- Can multitask, but is usually quite error-prone and unreliable compared to her daughters: NT Workstation, Windows 2000, Windows 2003 Server, Windows XP, etc.
**- Was first Windows Family liason to the higher-end, non-x86 architecture hardware-tans.
**- Helped establish her company's foothold in the server market, capitalizing on clever marketing and the weaknesses of a war-torn Unix Family.
**- Is largely unaware that she's a clone of VMS-tan and a true biological sister to OS/2-tan.


===Windows 95===
===Windows 95===
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*'''aka:''' 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan
*'''aka:''' 95-tan, Chicago, 95nee-chan
*'''Debut:''' 8/24/1995
*'''Debut:''' 8/24/1995
*'''Height:''' 157 cm
*'''Height:''' 157 cm (5'2")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown
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**- Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros).
**- Is generally snide and arrogant with other alternative OS-tans, but knows enough not to pick a fight with everyone (e.g, the Linux distros).
**- Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions.
**- Aside from Windows 3.11-tan, NT and DOS, she will not comment on earlier Windows versions.
===Windows CE===
===Windows NT Workstation===
===Windows 98===
===Windows 98SE===
===Windows 2000===
===Windows ME===
===Windows XP Professional===
===Windows XP Home===
===Windows XP Media Edition===
==House of Mac==
===Macintosh System 1===
[[File:MacOS1.gif ]]
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 1-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 1
*'''Debut:''' 1/24/1984
*'''Height:''' 125 cm (4'1")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Is feisty, bold, charismatic straightforward and wants to be a leader, but is childish and has a one-track mind.
**- Is scatterbrained and speaks primarily in newspeak (despite the irony of being an aggressive non-conformist in her youth) because it's easier for her.
**- Is stronger than she looks and wields a hammer as her weapon of choice.
**- Still regards herself as a vigilante fighting against tyranny, even though her glory days are long behind her.
**- Had a rough upbringing before her public debut in 1984, having been forced by Lisa to be her servant.
**- Was happy to become independent and speak out against Lisa, but now feels sorry for her.
**- Means well and strives to be a mother figure to all the Mac-tans, though nearly all of them treat her as a little sister figure who needs to be cared for.
**- Considered GEM a rival and major threat back in '85 and took action against her, but has long since regretted it.
**- Has reconciled with GEM recently and the two became friends, but still has long-standing rivalries with PCDOS and Sinclair QL. Is also friends with QDOS and PDP-1.
===Macintosh System 2===
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*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 2-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 2, "Ahiru-chan"
*'''Debut:''' April 1985
*'''Height:''' 127 cm (4'2")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**- Looks much like System 1-tan, but has two side ponytails, wears a sash, and a sleeveless dress.
**- Is observant, witty, and intelligent but desperate for attention and gets forgotten a lot.
**- Even worse is that unlike the rest of her family, she isn't a good fighter at all.
**- Appears calm at a first glance.
**- Likes to give long lectures, read classic literature and discuss philosophy.
**- Carries around a duck puppet to assist in her lectures to make them more entertaining, with varying amounts of success.
**- Despite being highly intelligent, she is misunderstood, with few believing what she says.
**- Cares for her family, but really hates that she cannot be taken seriously, and gets aggressive when ignored. Swears she will get the last laugh some day.
**- Gets along best with Apple II, Mac OS1, OSX Panther, and OSX Leopard.
===Macintosh System 3===
[[File:MacOS3.gif ]]
*'''Name:''' Macintosh System 3-tan
*'''aka:''' Mac System 3, "Hisca"
*'''Debut:''' 1/16/1986
*'''Height:''' 130 cm (4'3")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Silver
*'''Hair:''' Black w/ multicolor streaks
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Has a bubbly and cheerful disposition.
**- Loves to wear old-fashioned clothing dyed with unnaturally-vibrant colors.
**- Gets along with all her sisters, but shares the best chemistry with Mac OS4, Mac OS8, OS9, and OSX Tiger.
**- Is very cheerful, friendly and outgoing, and has great social skills.
**- Is the least stable Mac-tan, has a huge fear of bugs and is klutzy.
**- More efficient and better-organized than her predecessors but still cannot multitask.
**- A competent fighter with improvised weapons, but only able to show her skills when provoked enough, which doesn't happen easily.
**- Loves shopping and tinkering with old gadgets, though back in her youth, she introduced new technologies to the Apple Family.
**- Very fond of OS9-kun, sometimes over-protective. Because of this, she has a rivalry with Windows ME.
**- Can empathize with ME very well when they aren't feuding over OS9-kun.
==Binteeji Renmei==
==Anti$oft Coalition==
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