Why?

[Nichi]

Acting is expensive because of the union demanding more money

[alfonso_rd_30]

union demands more money because their leader wants to live the life of this lady

[Chocofreak13]

the leader wants to live the life of that lady because he secretly wishes he was a woman.

[Nichi]

He secretly wishes he was a woman because dresses are comfy

[Chocofreak13]

Dresses are comfy because you picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker.

[Nichi]

You picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker because you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies

[Chocofreak13]

you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies because you wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES

[Nichi]

You wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES because cutscenes are cool

[Chocofreak13]

cutscenes are cool because they indicate a larger overall budget.

[Nichi]

They indicate a larger overall budget because Homie Rollerz didn't have them

[Chocofreak13]

Homie Rollerz didn't have them because the game was too poor to even be indie.

[Nichi]

The game was too poor to even be indie because they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup

[Chocofreak13]

they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup because they blew into issues since they were sick. -w-

[Nichi]

They were sick because they just got back from a convention

[alfonso_rd_30]

they got back  from a convention because their tickets were fake