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Lounge => Forum Games and Role-Playing => Topic started by: icerain on May 23, 2008, 09:50:23 pm

Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 23, 2008, 09:50:23 pm
Okay, I got this game from another forum.






This game goes like this:


First Poster: I got A.


Second Poster: I got A because B.


Third Poster: I got B because C.



Let's start:







I woke up at midnight.
Title: Why?
Post by: Siya on May 24, 2008, 12:39:50 am
I woke up at midnight because I was afraid.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 24, 2008, 04:29:36 pm
I was afraid because I heard something in my house.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2008, 07:23:48 pm
I heard something in my house because I'd left the speakers on.
Title: Why?
Post by: Siya on May 24, 2008, 07:53:24 pm
I left the speakers on because I was too tired to remember to turn my speakers off.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 25, 2008, 01:49:57 am
I was too tired too turn the speakers off because I kept studying for a test.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2008, 05:46:04 pm
I kept studying for a test because I'd lost my book of cheats.
Title: Why?
Post by: Siya on May 25, 2008, 07:44:20 pm
I lost my book of cheats because I took it on my quest to slay the dragon.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 26, 2008, 06:56:32 pm
I took it on my quest to slay the dragon because I needed something to bore it to death with.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 26, 2008, 10:15:13 pm
I needed something to bore it to death because my friend told me to.
Title: Why?
Post by: Siya on May 27, 2008, 01:55:09 am
My friend told me to because he studied dragon lifestyles.
Title: Why?
Post by: NekOSaka on May 27, 2008, 10:32:38 am
My friend studied dragons because his parents never loved him.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 27, 2008, 12:24:13 pm
His parents never loved him because he is not their biological child.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 27, 2008, 08:30:56 pm
He is not their biological child because he was adopted.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 28, 2008, 07:54:46 am
He was adopted because his biological mother abandoned him after birth in front of a furniture store.
Title: Why?
Post by: NekOSaka on May 28, 2008, 08:55:00 am
She left him in front of the furniture store because she was tripping on LSD throughout the pregnancy.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 28, 2008, 06:41:47 pm
She was tripping on LSD because someone kept pushing her down.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 29, 2008, 08:48:51 am
someone kept pushing her down because she used inferior OSes.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on May 29, 2008, 08:45:48 pm
Quote from: "Kami-Tux"someone kept pushing her down because she used inferior OSes.








She used inferior OSes because she would get beaten if she didn't.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 02, 2008, 01:53:17 pm
she would get beaten if she didn't because they would not allow her on Unices.
Title: Why?
Post by: icerain on June 02, 2008, 09:38:58 pm
They would not allow her on Unices because that was a family tradition.
Title: Why?
Post by: NekOSaka on June 06, 2008, 10:46:19 am
It was a family tradition because their elders foresaw a great war.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 06, 2008, 11:07:39 am
The elders foresaw a great war because the King of Games had become pharaoh.
Title: Why?
Post by: NekOSaka on June 25, 2008, 06:49:53 pm
The King of Games became pharaoh because they had no one else to choose.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 25, 2008, 08:19:41 pm
They had noone else to choose because Neo had revealed it wasn't all about choice.
Title: Why?
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 10:57:41 am
Neo had revealed it wasn't all about choice because the crack he was smoking was bad ;)
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 02:26:24 pm
the crack he was smoking was bad because his plant was sucky.
Title: Why?
Post by: Justin on June 26, 2008, 02:54:16 pm
His plant was sucky because he was the master of suckiness.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 03:36:59 pm
He was the master of suckiness becaues he was EFG.
Title: Why?
Post by: wahdegreat on September 24, 2008, 04:26:29 am
He was EFG because he was not a she.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 01:09:51 am
he was not a she because he had that fancy operation.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on July 16, 2009, 01:28:58 am
He had that fancy operation because he looked like Whoopi Goldberg.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 16, 2009, 07:58:18 am
He looked like Whoopi Goldberg because of an odd twist in fate involving bricks.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 11:59:07 pm
there was that odd twist of fate involving bricks because he used to work at a brick factory.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on July 17, 2009, 12:50:56 am
He used to work at a brick factory because he was too ugly to work at McDonald's.
Title: Why?
Post by: Seamore on July 17, 2009, 01:42:58 am
He was too ugly to work at McDonald's because he was involved in a nuclear meltdown.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on July 17, 2009, 02:07:54 am
He was involved in a nuclear meltdown because he overheated the reactor.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 17, 2009, 03:00:42 am
He overheated the reactor because he was freezing.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on July 17, 2009, 03:20:07 am
He was freezing because he wasn't wearing any clothes.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 17, 2009, 03:55:27 am
He wasn't wearing any clothes because it was Daily Nudist Hour.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2009, 11:35:10 pm
it was daily nudist hour because tradition mandated it.
Title: Why?
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 24, 2009, 05:31:23 pm
tradition mandated it because he lived in a feudalistic society
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on July 24, 2009, 05:36:00 pm
He lived in a feudalistic society because his time masheen broked.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2009, 12:28:45 am
his tiem masheen broked because because it was made of cardboard.
Title: Why?
Post by: Seamore on July 27, 2009, 02:32:25 am
Made of cardboard box because he feel it is his destiny
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 27, 2009, 11:09:23 pm
he feels it his destiny because cardboard saved his childhood friend from disaster.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 07, 2009, 11:32:49 pm
Cardboard saved his childhood friend from disaster because his childhood friend went on to stop the Metal Gear (it can't be!).
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 08, 2009, 11:17:49 am
And then it all went to hell, because Metal Gear couldn't possibly exist.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2009, 08:36:16 pm
it couldn't possibly exist cause that metal alloy hadn't been seen in centuries.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 08, 2009, 08:42:21 pm
That metal alloy hadn't been seen in centuries because it was destroyed by antimetal.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 10, 2009, 06:12:54 pm
it was destroyed by antimetal because it was percieved to be evil.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 10, 2009, 06:27:47 pm
It was perceived to be evil because it was called "Death Metal".
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 10, 2009, 07:10:18 pm
It was called Death Metal because it sounded like the singers was killing small children in his wardrobe with a spoon when he was singing it.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 11, 2009, 04:13:49 pm
It sounded like the singer was killing small children in his wardrobe with a spoon when he was singing it because his throat was actually on fire.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 11, 2009, 04:15:10 pm
His throat was actually on fire because he drank too much tequila.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 11, 2009, 04:19:25 pm
he drank too much tequilla because he was on shore leave.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 11, 2009, 04:27:07 pm
He was on shore leave because life was awesome.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 11, 2009, 05:20:07 pm
Life was awesome because he was a moose.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 11, 2009, 05:37:48 pm
He was a moose because he ate a moose.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 11, 2009, 07:44:27 pm
he ate a moose cause there was nothing else.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 11, 2009, 10:17:44 pm
There was nothing else because the moose ruled the planet.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 12, 2009, 06:00:08 am
the moose ruled the planet because Law is flawed.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 12, 2009, 12:17:33 pm
Law is flawed because it'd been kicked in the crotch by Jet Lee.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2009, 01:11:43 pm
it was kicked in the crotch by jet lee because jet lee's cousin, bruce lee, killed chuck norris.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 12, 2009, 07:25:01 pm
Bruce lee killed chuck norris because martial arts beats everything.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 12, 2009, 08:49:02 pm
Martial arts beats everything because of RESPECT.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 13, 2009, 05:29:23 am
Martial arts has respects because it is awesome and full of WIN...
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 14, 2009, 06:54:55 pm
it's full of win because of an ancient chinese secret.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 14, 2009, 07:26:56 pm
An ancient Chinese secret because huh?
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 14, 2009, 07:52:25 pm
huh? because troll food is bad for you, unless you're actually a troll (and are stone-compatible)
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 14, 2009, 09:25:05 pm
Troll food is bad for you because rocks are generally composed of silicon and quartz.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 15, 2009, 11:05:28 am
Rocks are generally composed of silicon and quartz because SEDIMENTS.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 15, 2009, 09:07:25 pm
SEDIMENTS because water carries debris from one shore to another.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 15, 2009, 09:29:24 pm
watter carries it because it is not frozen.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 15, 2009, 11:15:34 pm
It is not frozen because the sun is always up nao.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 16, 2009, 03:21:17 am
The sun is always up nao because we screwed shit up and the sun is going to expand and consume the earth and kthxbai.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2009, 09:35:51 pm
it will consume the earth and kthxbai cause it's hungry.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 16, 2009, 10:33:54 pm
It's hungry because Al Gore won't share food with it.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 17, 2009, 12:40:16 pm
Al Gore won't share food with it because he's poor and starving. (read: on a diet)
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 17, 2009, 07:04:16 pm
He's poor and starving because the sequel didn't make enough return.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2009, 06:26:59 pm
the sequel didn't make enough return cause the economy sucks.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 24, 2009, 04:12:41 am
The economy sucks because LHC black holed the money.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 24, 2009, 09:56:54 am
LHC blackhole'd the money because some bastard was hacking that shit.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 25, 2009, 02:15:20 pm
Some bastard was hacking that shit because he was bored and L337.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 25, 2009, 04:50:09 pm
He was bored and L337 because his qubits were busy.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 26, 2009, 03:12:29 am
His qubits were busy because he touched himself at night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw).
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 26, 2009, 11:18:03 am
he touched himself at night because he was alone
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 26, 2009, 03:44:00 pm
He was alone because he was a /B/-TARD.
Title: Why?
Post by: Smokey on September 26, 2009, 07:57:51 pm
he was a /B/-TARD because he started /B/
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 27, 2009, 02:41:14 pm
He started /b/ because he was an hero.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 29, 2009, 08:12:27 pm
he was a hero cause he saved countless children from disaster.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 30, 2009, 11:40:18 pm
He saved countless children from disaster because Michael Jackson had to be stopped!
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2009, 11:26:36 am
MJ Had to be stopped because HE WAS A ZOMBIE NOW.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2009, 01:29:58 pm
he was a zombie now cause he hired a quack.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2009, 11:30:15 am
He hired a quack because he wanted some duckroll.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 05, 2009, 06:36:23 pm
he wanted some duckroll cause the shape and size reminded him of *censored*
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 07:06:32 pm
The shape reminded him of OOOOOOO because ROLLERBLADES WERE B&!.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
rollerblades were b&! due to paranoia agent's lil' slugger beating people while on them.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2009, 05:53:27 pm
little sluger was beating on people cause i broek it again ;___;
Title: Why?
Post by: Ultimaninja on October 11, 2009, 10:18:58 pm
I broek it because advertisements said it could handle the weight
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2009, 10:26:13 pm
ads said it could handle the weight cause they wanted PROFIT.
Title: Why?
Post by: coldReactive on October 20, 2009, 10:03:51 am
they wanted PROFIT because the economy is down.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 21, 2009, 11:24:49 pm
the economy is down cause bush was STUPEED~
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 22, 2009, 05:59:15 am
Bush was stupid because he had spent his childhood in a DREAMWORLD OF MAGIC.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 23, 2009, 11:25:22 pm
he spent his childhood in a dreamworld of magic cause he got drunk and stoned in college.
Title: Why?
Post by: Requiem on November 06, 2009, 01:08:09 am
he got drunk and stoned in college because he was frustated
Title: Why?
Post by: Seamore on November 07, 2009, 11:39:45 am
He was frustated since he don't have a sink to dominate
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 07, 2009, 10:04:36 pm
He didn't have a sink to dominate because the ANTS WERE ALREADY DOING THAT.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 08, 2009, 10:18:44 pm
the anst were already doing that cause they had nowhere else to go.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 09, 2009, 02:05:14 am
They had nowhere else to go because their boss had screwed up the market for ant eggs.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 09, 2009, 08:53:50 pm
the boss screwed up the maret for ant eggs because it seemed like a good investment at the time.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 10, 2009, 12:22:38 pm
It seemed like a good investment at the time because he'd been listening to CAGAYAKE! GIRLS for 3 hours straight.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 11, 2009, 01:05:16 am
he'd been listening to CAGAYAKE! GIRLS for 3 hours straight cause the dial was broken.
Title: Why?
Post by: Seamore on November 11, 2009, 09:44:15 am
The dial was broken because he use it as a bullet
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 11, 2009, 12:25:28 pm
He used it as a bullet because he was out of ammunition, aluminium cans and bottles to put in his Rock-It launcher.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 11, 2009, 10:40:38 pm
He was out of ammunition, aluminum cans and bottles to put in his Rock-It launcher because that day was the day the truck came to pick up the recycling.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 08:28:23 am
And THAT was because he'd screwed the truck driver's 12-year old sister last night. hey, what was I supposed to write?
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 12, 2009, 01:55:27 pm
He'd screwed the truck driver's 12-year old sister last night because his daddy beat him.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 03:22:41 pm
His daddy beat him because he wasn't good enough at THE FOOTYBALLS.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2009, 10:39:44 pm
he wasn't good enough at the FOOTYBALLS due to a childhood accident.
Title: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 13, 2009, 04:24:42 am
Wherein he had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves.
Title: Why?
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 13, 2009, 05:28:45 am
He had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves because general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 18, 2009, 01:50:00 pm
general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline because he is inbred.
Title: Why?
Post by: maica22010 on November 29, 2009, 09:41:40 pm
He is inbred because no one in his family has ever been able to get attentiion from the opposite sex.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 02, 2009, 08:32:52 pm
no one has been able to get attention from the opposite sex because their family was viewed as taboo.
Title: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 12:29:01 am
their family was viewed as taboo due to the curse.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 10, 2011, 11:48:39 am
(N-N-N-N-N-N-NECROOOO~~~)

The family was cursed because they pissed off the witch of the waste.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Paul on March 22, 2011, 08:24:17 am
They pissed off the witch of the waste because they were loudly singing along to YMCA.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 22, 2011, 11:31:58 am
the were loudly singing along to YMCA because they were working as a Village People cover band.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on March 24, 2011, 12:31:09 am
They were working as a Village People cover-band because they gonna make that doller or die tryin' (straight up).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2011, 07:20:48 pm
They were gonna make that doller or die tryin' cause they needed to send the money back to the old country.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on March 24, 2011, 08:08:04 pm
They needed to send money back to the old country because their government requires a vast army, which they intend to fund.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2011, 08:34:58 pm
Their government required a vast army because they were constantly at war.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on March 24, 2011, 08:49:51 pm
They were constantly at war because this is Sparta. The old country. The old country is Sparta.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2011, 09:43:26 pm
The old country is Sparta because they're greek.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on March 25, 2011, 04:03:27 am
They're Greek because they made a contract with Kyuubei. That required them. To be. Greek.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 25, 2011, 10:28:38 am
They made a contract with Kyuubei because TO DEFEAT THE POWERS DINING IN HELL THEY HAD TO USE SOMETHING FAR MORE EVIL THEMSELVES
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2011, 07:29:49 pm
They had to use something far more evil than themselves because they weren't evil at all, they were chaotic-neutral.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 29, 2011, 04:22:46 pm
They were chaotic-neutral because of the existence of a comic book about the Kool-Aid Man
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2011, 06:32:01 pm
The Kool-Aid Man comic existed because Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics, he made his own in retribution.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 30, 2011, 10:20:07 pm
Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics because he really wanted to be a lumberjack
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 01, 2011, 09:31:15 am
He wanted to be a lumberjack because his father was a lumberjack, and that's ok, he slept all night and he worked all day.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 01, 2011, 10:33:29 pm
He slept all night and he worked all day because he liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2011, 01:39:40 pm
He liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars because his father never loved him. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2011, 04:25:55 pm
His father never loved him because HE MADE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 03, 2011, 05:27:10 pm
He made something like that for his birthday because the Kool-Aid Man is red
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2011, 05:32:52 pm
The Kool-Aid Man is red because IT'S ACTUALLY BLOOD.
HAMSTER BLOOD.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2011, 06:58:45 pm
It's hamster blood because no goats were available. :\
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 03, 2011, 07:42:16 pm
No goats where available because it was Goat Awareness Day
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2011, 07:57:47 pm
It was Goat Awareness Day because the Magistrate had just made the new holiday. :3
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 03, 2011, 10:16:07 pm
The Magistrate had just made the new holiday because they where bored and wanted to make a new holiday
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 03, 2011, 10:21:15 pm
They were bored and made a new holiday because all their games had burned up in a fire.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 04, 2011, 07:49:10 am
All their games had burned up in a fire because the ghosts of alligators played with matches
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 07, 2011, 12:50:58 am
The ghosts of alligators played with matches because Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 07, 2011, 08:09:15 am
Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them because he was trying to jump-start his car using potatoes
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2011, 11:48:57 pm
He was trying to jump start his car using potatoes because no batteries were available.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 10, 2011, 09:50:40 am
No batteries where available because they're being used to power an overclocked Game Gear
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 10, 2011, 10:13:03 am
They were being used to power an overclocked Game Gear because the convention was going on (and a pile of nerds were playing).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 10, 2011, 03:39:20 pm
The convention was going on because of some guys trying to get Half-Life 2 to run on a Commodore 64
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 11, 2011, 06:31:25 pm
Some guys were trying to run Half-Life 2 on a Commodore 64 because the Amiga was broken. ;^;
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 11, 2011, 08:16:23 pm
The Amiga was broken because somebody used the CD drive as a cup holder
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2011, 12:44:48 am
Somebody used the cd drive as a cupholder because they were multitasking and needed the space.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 12, 2011, 07:25:36 am
They where multitasking and needed the space because they needed room for the chess board
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Pitkin on April 12, 2011, 09:38:11 am
They needed room for the chess board because it was part of the plot needed to catch Navon du Sandau's attention.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2011, 04:09:46 pm
It was part of the plot because Navon du Sandau loved chess.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 12, 2011, 04:47:33 pm
Navon du Sandau loved chess because it's like Disgaea...without the exploding penguins
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 12, 2011, 05:00:38 pm
Chess is like Disgaea (without the exploding penguins) because both exploit military-like strategies.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 13, 2011, 12:12:40 am
Both exploit military-like strategies because it's more interesting than C-SPAN
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2011, 12:46:56 am
it's more interesting than c-span because anything is more interesting than c-span.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 13, 2011, 07:50:06 am
Anything is more interesting than C-SPAN because they don't have bacon
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2011, 01:15:28 am
They don't have bacon because they ate it all (providing potential for massive heart attacks).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Pitkin on April 14, 2011, 03:28:34 am
They ate it all because any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 14, 2011, 07:46:33 am
Any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day because a mad scientist will turn them into evil bacon
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2011, 11:39:31 am
A mad scientist would turn them into bacon because Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2011, 11:44:50 am
Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas because Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIHvoY73-P4) ate them all.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Pitkin on April 14, 2011, 03:19:59 pm
Monkey ate them all for he's a fan of fair trade bananas.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2011, 05:35:45 pm
He's a fan of fair trade bananas because they were sold at his school.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 14, 2011, 09:57:12 pm
They were sold at his school because they needed to raise money to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2011, 10:58:44 pm
They needed to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button for the Barrage Button Song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7M0_tkesyg&feature=related)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 16, 2011, 10:02:03 pm
The Barrage Button Song, because they like to mash buttons
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 17, 2011, 03:30:59 pm
They like to mash buttons because they don't have the strategy guide so they don't know the combos. :\
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 17, 2011, 04:13:05 pm
They don't have the strategy guide (So they don't know the combos) because a cat is sleeping on top of it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 26, 2011, 03:17:35 pm
A cat is sleeping on it because it doesn't like the cat bed they got for it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 26, 2011, 07:44:58 pm
It doesn't like the cat bed they got for it because the bed smells like a wet dog
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2011, 11:24:21 pm
The cat bed smells like a wet dog because Lassie just saved Timmy from a well.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 28, 2011, 07:50:49 am
Lassie just saved Timmy from a well because he gets stuck in everything
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2011, 10:55:42 am
He gets stuck in everything because he's covered in glue.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Paul on April 28, 2011, 03:07:58 pm
He's covered in glue because crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on April 28, 2011, 05:38:58 pm
Crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past because he'd get $60
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2011, 10:38:45 pm
He'd get 60$ because they were too poor to pay him properly.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 01, 2011, 08:31:13 am
They where too poor to pay him properly because all their money went into the development of combustible lemons
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 01, 2011, 02:14:46 pm
All their money went into the development of combustible lemons because of the WAAAAR.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 01, 2011, 03:30:22 pm
Because of the WAAAAR, they can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 03, 2011, 12:53:55 am
They can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch cause of the mascot, who was disowned.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 03, 2011, 08:00:10 am
Because of the mascot, who was disowned, the Weighted Companion Cube threatened to stab someone, and in fact did speak
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 04, 2011, 01:17:18 am
The companion cube spoke because it did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Pitkin on May 04, 2011, 06:42:51 am
It did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano, because the volcano wasn't really angry in the first place.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 04, 2011, 08:14:30 am
It wasn't really angry in the first place because somebody threw in a different Companion Cube earlier
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2011, 12:43:52 am
Someone threw in a different companion cube earlier because they couldn't take it with them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 05, 2011, 07:21:40 am
They couldn't take it with them because it was too heavy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2011, 11:31:44 am
It was too heavy because it was an IBM and thus built to last.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 05, 2011, 05:02:49 pm
It was an IBM because it shipped with OS/2
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2011, 07:22:13 pm
It shipped with OS/2 because they ran out of OS/3. :3
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 05, 2011, 08:19:36 pm
They ran out of OS/3 because it was really, really good looking
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2011, 10:07:17 pm
it was really, really good looking because it was released with graphics from the FUTURE.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 05, 2011, 11:22:13 pm
It was released with graphics from the future because the Time Lords made it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2011, 11:24:02 pm
The Time Lords made it because they needed it to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned to a brain in a jar.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2011, 11:51:44 pm
They needed to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned into a brain in a jar because she needed to continue her affair with the king.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2011, 12:14:10 am
She needed to continue her affair with the king because he promised her a shrubbery
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2011, 12:28:59 am
He promised her a shrubbery because she had lots of dirt on him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2011, 07:58:51 am
She had lots of dirt on him because she's a spy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Pitkin on May 06, 2011, 09:25:49 am
She's a spy because life is full of surprises.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2011, 01:30:21 pm
She's full of surprises because she was raised that way.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2011, 06:19:06 pm
She was raised that way because it's more interesting
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2011, 11:56:55 pm
it's more interesting because her parents were raised in stuffy libraries.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2011, 03:18:13 pm
Her parents where raised in stuffy libraries because the library was a frontend for their secret operations
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2011, 07:22:15 pm
the library was a front end for their secret operations because it was run by CAL.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2011, 08:18:14 pm
It was run by CAL because HAL was too busy not letting Dave do that
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2011, 09:04:21 pm
HAL was too busy not letting dave do that because he screws everything up.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2011, 10:58:08 pm
He screws everything up because the monkey wouldn't teach him what to do
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2011, 12:45:01 am
The monkey wouldn't teach him what to do because it was too busy saving the world. (http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=232)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2011, 01:09:17 am
It was too busy saving the world because the Doctor was on vacation that day
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2011, 12:45:45 pm
The doctor was on vacation that day because the Daleks had set up a base in Hawaii.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2011, 02:02:08 pm
The Daleks had set up a base in Hawaii because Alaska was taken by the Cybermen
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2011, 02:24:40 pm
Alaska was taken by the cybermen because they needed the vast oil reserves under the polar bears' butts.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2011, 06:42:15 pm
They needed the vast oil reserves under the polar bears' butts because they hadn't been upgraded to be powered by alcohol, like Bender
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2011, 01:23:32 am
They hadn't been upgraded to be powered by Alcohol because they came from a sober planet.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2011, 07:14:53 am
They come from a sober planet because Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2011, 09:57:45 pm
Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze to give to Bender the Great.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2011, 11:07:52 pm
They give to Bender the Great so they don't have to bite his glorious golden ass
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2011, 12:44:48 pm
They didn't want to bite his glorious golden ass because all that glitters was hemorrhoids.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 10, 2011, 04:19:52 pm
All that glitters was hemorrhoids because he misused duct tape
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2011, 05:21:16 pm
He misued duct tape because no one taught him the proper way.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 10, 2011, 06:42:20 pm
No one taught him the proper way because they where too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2011, 08:22:37 pm
They were too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party because Bill Gates was in town.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 10, 2011, 09:23:55 pm
Bill Gates was in town because he wanted to promote that Windows 3.11 is now available for the Xbox 360
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2011, 08:11:49 pm
He wanted to promote that 3.1 is now available for the 360 because he secretly always had a loli fetish
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 11, 2011, 09:28:41 pm
He secretly had a loli fetish because he is Pedobear in disguise
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2011, 10:42:01 pm
He is pedobear in disguise because pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 11, 2011, 11:20:32 pm
Pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal because of an army of lolis riding on sharks as big as Jaws coming to kill him
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2011, 11:42:37 pm
the lolis wanted to kill him because they were sick of him pushing them around.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2011, 04:34:55 pm
They where sick of him pushing them around because it was too crowded
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2011, 01:11:34 am
it was too crowded cause it was japan :\
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2011, 10:44:59 am
It was Japan because Tokyo is the center of the universe
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2011, 01:21:32 am
Tokyo is the center of the universe because Boston was busy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 16, 2011, 08:10:28 am
Boston was busy because the classic rock band, Boston, was having a concert there
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2011, 10:18:28 pm
Boston was having a concert in Boston because they loved that dirty water.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2011, 12:03:43 am
They loved the dirty water because it tasted like purple
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 17, 2011, 12:36:03 am
it tasted like purple because it wasn't nyquil.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2011, 08:18:43 am
It wasn't NyQuil because NyQuil is red like the Kool-Aid Man
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2011, 01:06:15 pm
Nyquil is red like the Kool-Aid Man because it was cherry flavour.

(btw, nyquil is GREEN!!)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 18, 2011, 06:12:10 pm
It was cherry flavour because it's the finest of the flavours

(Yes, regular NyQuil is green; I'm just more used to seeing the cherry flavored one, which is red)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 03:19:48 pm
It's the finest of flavours because of the saturation.

(if green had a flavour, it would be nyquil.)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 06:23:26 pm
Because of the saturation, it tasted like a substance that's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 07:36:42 pm
it tasted like a substance that's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea because the perp was japanese.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 07:52:35 pm
The perp was Japanese because we drink Ritalin

(I have that song stuck in my head now...)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 08:36:04 pm
We drink ritalin because you chase solo.

(awesome, isn't it. =w=)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 08:49:49 pm
You chase solo because submarines are burning in hell

(It is. So catchy...)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 10:30:39 pm
Submarines are burning in hell because there's some food i want to eat.

(too.....catchy.....)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 10:59:23 pm
There's some food I want to eat because that Animutation is giving me the munchies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 11:03:35 pm
Animutation is giving me the munchies because i'm craving sugar.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 11:17:33 pm
I'm craving sugar because I smell cake
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2011, 11:21:16 pm
I smell cake because i'm baking one tomorrow.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2011, 11:55:08 pm
I'm baking one tomorrow because my clone is going to work for me
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 12:21:44 am
My clone is going to work for me because this twitch won't go away.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2011, 08:00:37 am
This twitch won't go away because it lives to be annoying
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 08:52:51 pm
It lives to be annoying because it wants to follow in its father's footsteps.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2011, 10:11:48 pm
It wants to follow in it's father's footsteps because it's father wears a bowtie
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 10:17:04 pm
The father wears a bow tie because bow ties are cool. -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2011, 11:15:14 pm
Bowties are cool because decorative vegetables never caught on
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 11:17:22 pm
Decorative vegetables never caught on because they rot.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2011, 11:18:44 pm
They rot because they can't hold up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 11:23:24 pm
They can't hole up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff because their molecular structure isn't strong enough.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2011, 11:31:00 pm
Their molecular structure isn't strong enough because they aren't blue
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2011, 11:34:04 pm
They aren't blue because they weren't flowers.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 21, 2011, 07:18:01 am
They weren't flowers because they didn't roll a 20 when deciding their character class
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2011, 11:14:13 am
They didn't roll 20's when deciding character classes because they were using D10's.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 21, 2011, 12:00:43 pm
They where using d10's because they where too cheap to buy a d20
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 12:40:37 am
they were too cheap to buy a d20 because all the d20s in stock that day were gold-plated.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 09:34:03 am
All the d20s in stock that day where gold-plated because an alchemist did it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 04:19:00 pm
an alchemist did it because no one but the elric brothers were available.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 04:46:40 pm
No one but the Elric brothers where avaliable because they where trying to find the Philosopher's d20
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 05:48:08 pm
They were trying to find the Philosopher's D20 because they were trying to save there mom (by turning her from a chimera into a nerd).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 06:16:58 pm
They where trying to save their mom by turning her into a nerd because nerdy girls are cool
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 07:01:29 pm
Nerdy girls are cool because they're a rare pokemon.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 07:46:29 pm
They're a rare Pokémon because an evil gang of Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 07:47:46 pm
The Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding because. they're. EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 07:57:05 pm
They're everywhere because they developed a cloning machine
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2011, 09:28:33 pm
They developed a cloning machine because the flesh wasn't doing it anymore.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2011, 09:50:10 pm
The Flesh wasn't doing it anymore because he was too busy playing the role of himself on "Action League Now!"
Cookie for anybody who remembers that show
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 04:52:28 pm
(i watched about 6-7 episodes of that overnight during a final)

He was too busy playing himself on "Action League Now!" because his stunt double was sick.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 05:27:47 pm
His stunt double was sick because the insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him

(I remember watching that show as a kid, along with Invader Zim)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 05:39:43 pm
The insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him because he doesn't like spicy food.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 06:32:57 pm
He doesn't like spicy food because spicy food killed his father
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 06:55:46 pm
Spicy food killed his father because of a gang rivalry.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 07:49:31 pm
There was a gang rivalry because there was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 09:02:05 pm
There was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco because Hansel and Gretel showed up.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 09:23:51 pm
Hansel and Gretel showed up because they heard that there would be gingerbread cookies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 09:47:05 pm
They heard there would be gingerbread cookies because The Muffin Man put out a rumor.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 09:49:16 pm
The Muffin Man put out a rumor because he was trying to lure people to come see Tommy Wiseau's The Room
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2011, 09:50:58 pm
He was trying to lure people to see The Room because the producers had him on commission.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2011, 09:57:27 pm
The producers had him on commission because he was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 01:04:04 am
He was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux because he was very, very bored.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 07:33:27 am
He was very, very bored because he forgot to bring his Game Boy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 11:49:25 am
He forgot to bring his Game Boy because he was rushing out the door.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 05:18:27 pm
He was rushing out the door because his house was on fire
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 06:08:00 pm
His house was on fire because his fire flower garden had come into bloom.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 06:53:08 pm
His fire flower garden had come into bloom because he used really expensive fertilizer
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 07:04:30 pm
He used really expensive fertilizer because he wanted only the best.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 07:34:07 pm
He only wanted the best because he had a big ego
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 07:55:33 pm
He had a big ego because he was compensating.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 08:43:06 pm
He was compensating because he was too cheap to buy pills to make it bigger
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2011, 09:21:33 pm
He was too cheap because he was raised poor.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2011, 10:00:39 pm
He was raised poor because his mom had a gambling addiction
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 01:09:32 am
His mom had a gambling addiction because there were no bars in the area.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on May 26, 2011, 05:14:33 am
There were no bars in the area because the last wave of zombies overran the village and forced all the bartenders and townsfolk to take up defensive positions within the local casino.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 26, 2011, 05:24:56 am
The last wave of zombies overran the village because They Ran Out Of Ammo.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 08:02:25 am
They Ran Out Of Ammo because they really wanted that ink ribbon so they could use a typewriter
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 03:05:20 pm
They wanted the ink ribbon for the type writer because they were OLD SKOOL. 8)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 04:16:36 pm
They where OLD SKOOL because they where into steampunk
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 04:17:24 pm
They were into steampunk because steam was the only power they could harness.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 04:23:43 pm
Steam was the only power they could harness because they lived in Steam City
Urge to post link to Steam Detectives theme song...rising...
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 04:25:48 pm
They lived in Steam City because Ray Steam was the Mayor.

(high school anime club and me just finished watching steam boy a few days ago)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 04:35:39 pm
Ray Steam was the Mayor because he had a really nice suit
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 04:41:18 pm
He had a really nice suit because he was married to the heiress of a large foundation.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 04:49:59 pm
He was married to the heiress of a large foundation because she bribed him with free paperclips
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 04:50:47 pm
She bribed him with free paperclips because she couldn't get anyone else.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 09:10:25 pm
She couldn't get anyone else because they where too busy playing extreme hopscotch

To the extreme! *air guitar*
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Alex_Reetz on May 26, 2011, 09:19:42 pm
um.... what the fu-- is going on here?
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 10:12:00 pm
(don't ask, just go with it.)

They were too busy playing extreme hopscotch because it was the only sports team they could get on to.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2011, 11:12:47 pm
It was the only sports team they could get on to because they where terrible at chess
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2011, 11:13:32 pm
They were terrible at chess because they had donated their brains to science.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2011, 08:56:36 pm
They donated their brains to science because they where given $60 to do so
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2011, 09:11:58 pm
They were given $60 to do so because the place down the street only offered $50.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2011, 10:23:21 pm
The place down the street only offered $50 because the extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2011, 10:51:37 pm
The extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights because the owner can't resist the bling.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2011, 11:10:20 pm
The owner can't resist the bling because he loves shiny objects
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2011, 11:48:47 pm
He loves shiny objects because his mother was a crow.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2011, 12:17:36 am
His mother was a crow because his father was Birdman
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2011, 12:46:35 am
His father was Birdman because his grandpa was an Attorney at Law.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2011, 09:23:56 am
His grandpa was an Attorney at Law because he likes watching Law & Order
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2011, 09:35:46 pm
He likes watching Law and Order because it's the only show he gets on his tv.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2011, 10:22:31 pm
It's the only show he gets on his TV because the V-chip locked out everything else
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 04:15:39 pm
The V-chip locked out everything else because his mom was overprotective.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 04:37:19 pm
His mom was overprotective because she was extremely opinionated about television
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 04:42:37 pm
She was extremely opinionated about television because she thought it attacked people in their sleep.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 04:53:13 pm
She though it attacked people in their sleep because she found her TV lying on the floor the next morning
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 05:25:04 pm
She found her tv lying on the floor the next morning because the cat knocked it off the table.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 05:36:14 pm
The cat knocked it off the table because it was in the way of it's food bowl
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 06:08:18 pm
It was in the way of its food bowl because they had very little space.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 06:10:34 pm
They had very little space because they lived in a shack
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 06:16:29 pm
They lived in a shack because they inherited it from her grandfather, who was a hippie.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 06:32:57 pm
They inherited it from her grandmother because she was keeping the van for herself
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 06:45:14 pm
she was keeping it for herself because she was selfish.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 06:48:13 pm
She was selfish because she was born that way
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 06:51:36 pm
She was born that way because her birth was part of an ancient dark ritual.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 06:59:10 pm
Her birth was part of an ancient dart ritual because they wanted to keep the ghost Digimon away
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 08:00:42 pm
They wanted to keep the ghost digimon away because they were in cahoots with the ghostbusters.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 09:09:06 pm
They were in cahoots with the Ghostbusters because they where promised a free case of Hi-C Ecto Cooler (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/ectocooler.jpg)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 09:16:06 pm
They were promised a free case of hi-c ecto cooler because they saw the commercial on tv (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001979).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 09:47:50 pm
They saw the commercial on TV because they where watching The Commercial Channel
(All commercials, all the time!)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2011, 10:22:16 pm
They were watching the commercial channel because the v chip blocked everything else (again).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 29, 2011, 10:30:30 pm
The V-Chip blocked everything else again because it was malfunctioning this time
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2011, 01:03:13 am
It was malfunctioning this time because they didn't take proper care of it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 30, 2011, 06:23:49 am
They didn't take proper care of it because they have money to waste
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2011, 02:49:54 pm
They have money to waste because they won the tricky two.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 30, 2011, 09:18:59 pm
They won the tricky two because they had a very lucky rabbit's foot; one that's still attached to a live rabbit
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2011, 11:19:01 pm
They had a very lucky rabbit's foot because they were former fur trappers.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 30, 2011, 11:26:58 pm
They where former fur trappers because they needed something to make their fur suits out of
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2011, 11:29:30 pm
They needed something to make their fur suits our of because they ran out of fake fur.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2011, 09:19:46 am
They ran out of fake fur because they made fuzzy slippers with it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2011, 05:33:56 pm
They made fuzzy slippers with it because they were cold.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2011, 07:10:14 pm
They where cold because they slept in the freezer
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2011, 07:38:26 pm
They slept in the freezer because it was warmer than outside.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2011, 07:57:55 pm
It was warmer than outside because they where in Antarctica
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2011, 09:17:26 pm
They were in Antarctica because they were hunting penguins.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2011, 10:31:07 pm
They where hunting penguins because they though the penguins where Prinnies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2011, 12:19:07 am
They thought the penguins were prinnies because they look so similar.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2011, 12:26:42 am
They look so similar because they are closely related
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2011, 01:04:39 am
They are closely related because evolution likes to mess with stuff.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 06, 2011, 04:59:52 pm
Evolution likes to mess with stuff because it made the Teletubbies and couldn't get enough

Televisions in their stomachs; now that's evolution
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2011, 01:17:31 pm
it couldn't get enough because it was addicted to the thrill (it was a dangerous love affair).

i totally didn't just reference a rap song)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2011, 04:01:47 pm
It was addicted to the thrill because it loved to live on the edge
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2011, 09:20:01 pm
It loved to live on the edge because it had its mail forwarded there.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2011, 10:06:45 pm
It had it's mail forwarded there because it moved out of it's parents house
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2011, 10:11:03 pm
It moved out of it's parents house because it was a big kid now.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2011, 10:22:53 pm
It was a big kid now because it was wearing Pull-Ups training pants
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2011, 11:09:17 pm
It was wearing Pull-Ups because it ran out of pants.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 08, 2011, 07:00:55 am
It ran out of pants because they where stolen by panty raiders
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2011, 10:22:17 pm
They were stolen by panty raiders because they were actually looking for Panty and Stocking.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 09, 2011, 04:37:09 pm
They where actually looking for Panty and Stocking because they where needed for an epic crossover with Sailor Moon
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 09, 2011, 04:40:37 pm
They were needed for an epic crossover with Sailor Moon because they were short on guest stars.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 09, 2011, 08:16:56 pm
They where short on guest stars because of a lack of advertizing
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 09, 2011, 09:08:43 pm
There was a lack of advertising because they were poorly funded.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 09, 2011, 09:33:45 pm
They where poorly funded because viewers like us were not donating enough money
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 09, 2011, 10:47:49 pm
Viewers like us weren't donating enough money because we're stingy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Alex_Reetz on June 15, 2011, 11:31:25 am
because you didnt eat your meat.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2011, 11:31:58 am
They didn't eat their meat because it was rotten.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Alex_Reetz on June 15, 2011, 11:34:37 am
it was looking at me.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2011, 11:37:00 am
(YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG)

It was looking at them because it was mutated.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 16, 2011, 07:44:46 am
It was mutated because Dr. Insano was experimenting on it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 16, 2011, 05:04:21 pm
Dr. Insano was experimenting on it because he was bored. :\
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2012, 01:17:52 pm
he was bored because his TV was broken.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2012, 08:53:19 pm
His TV was broken because he attempted to upgrade it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 03:42:46 am
he attempted to upgrade it cause it was 13 inches wide.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 10:41:43 am
It was 13 inches wide because every other size was sold out
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 12:06:40 pm
every other size was sold out because he bought it the day after black friday.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 01:31:12 pm
He bought it the day after Black Friday because he won the lotto
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 01:57:56 pm
he won the lotto because he was a compulsive gambler.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 04:11:02 pm
He was a compulsive gambler because he was terrible at saving money
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 05:49:04 pm
he was terrible at saving money because his father wasn't around to teach him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 06:34:51 pm
His father wasn't around to teach him because his father was on a journey to become the very best
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 06:35:38 pm
His father was on a journey to become the very best because his father was secretly Giovanni.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 07:41:01 pm
His father was secretly Giovanni because he wanted to keep home and work separate
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 08:16:36 pm
he wanted to keep home and work seperate because he had seen what damage not doing so can do.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 09:20:29 am
He has seen what damage not doing so can do because he read books about it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 01:05:26 pm
he read books about it because he was well educated.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 06:24:21 pm
He was well educated because he went to a high-end boarding school
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 10:55:01 pm
he went to a high-end boarding school because his parents didn't want to deal with him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 11:32:15 pm
His parents didn't want to deal with him because he hated sauerkraut
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 11:39:24 pm
he hated saurkraut because he was allergic.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 10, 2012, 10:09:32 am
He was allergic because of medicine he was taking
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 11:28:11 am
he was allergic because of the medicine he was taking because it was a high-dose placebo.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 11, 2012, 01:46:23 pm
It was a high dose placebo because his doctor is a quack
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 10:32:22 pm
the doctor was a quack because he comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 10:06:02 am
He comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks because he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 11:41:22 am
he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack because he felt it would dishonour his family.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 01:36:47 pm
He felt it would dishonor his family because his great grandfather was the Disco Duck
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 06:00:26 pm
His great grandfather was the disco duck because his great grandmother was a goose whore. >>;
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 08:08:05 pm
His great grandmother was a goose whore because she needed to pay her overdue library books
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 03:40:14 pm
she needed to pay her overdue library books because she couldn't return them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 13, 2012, 05:39:02 pm
She couldn't return them because the drop box was broken
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 06:49:50 pm
the drop box was broken because leroy jenkins was stuck inside it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 13, 2012, 08:02:52 pm
Leroy Jenkins was stick inside it because he blindly charged in
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 11:40:53 pm
he blindly charged in because he's leroy jenkins.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 14, 2012, 09:36:19 am
He's Leroy Jenkins because he isn't Mr. T
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2012, 09:43:58 pm
he isn't mr. t because mr. t was miles away at the time.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 10:40:17 am
Mr. T was miles away at the time because he was climbing Mt. Fuji
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 01:19:13 pm
he was climbing mt. fuji because he was filming a japanese energy drink commercial.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 04:34:09 pm
He was filming a Japanese energy drink commercial because he couldn't be in the Morning Rescue commercials
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 05:59:04 pm
He couldn't be in the morning rescue commercials because they were booked solid.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 09:01:21 pm
They where booked solid because everybody wanted to be in their ads
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 09:43:07 pm
Everybody wanted to be in their ads because Madoka Magica made it so popular.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 16, 2012, 12:37:41 pm
Madoka Magica made it so popular because Ben-To was promoting the Sega Saturn
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 02:05:15 pm
Ben-to was promoting the Sega Saturn because of a sweet endorsement deal.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 16, 2012, 04:06:47 pm
...a sweet endorsement deal because they wanted to play the new Sonic the Hedgehog game
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 10:03:46 pm
they wanted to play the new sonic game because they were addicted to the series.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2012, 10:14:23 am
They were addicted to the series because they liked it more than Mario
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 02:58:19 pm
they liked it more than mario because mario dissapointed them constantly.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 18, 2012, 04:26:44 pm
Mario disappointed them constantly because he wasn't the fastest thing alive
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 07:11:00 pm
He wasn't the fastest thing alive because he had eaten one too many of peach's cakes.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 18, 2012, 07:49:40 pm
He had eaten one too many of Peach's cakes because she makes awesome cakes
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 11:32:40 pm
she makes awesome cakes because she was taught by Tayce T.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2012, 12:39:23 am
She was taught by Tayce T. because Tayce T. is an Iron Chef
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2012, 02:22:33 am
Tayce T. is an iron chef because she can turn metal into food.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2012, 05:17:31 pm
She can turn metal into food because she has a magic frying pan
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 19, 2012, 10:12:51 pm
She has a magic frying pan because she is a touhou
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2012, 10:46:13 pm
She is a Touhou because just cooking isn't enough
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 20, 2012, 09:11:46 am
It isn't enough because she is cooking for a king
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2012, 09:54:38 am
she is cooking for a king because she needed a job.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2012, 01:49:14 pm
She needed a job because she needs to support her anime addiction
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 10:24:49 pm
She needs to support her anime addiction because she said no to drugs.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 21, 2012, 10:48:26 pm
She said no to drugs because she said yes to tacos
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 11:14:25 pm
She said yes to tacos because she made them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 09:43:49 am
She made them because she doesn't like Taco Bell
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 10:47:40 am
She doesn't like taco bell because she isn't a stoner
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 22, 2012, 10:52:37 am
She isn't a stoner because mountain trolls are an endangered species
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 11:00:07 am
Mountain trolls are an endangered species because Taco Bell is destroying their homes
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 11:27:24 am
Taco bell is destroying their homes so they can harvest mountain troll manure
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 22, 2012, 03:25:10 pm
They harvest mountain troll nature because they're trying to DOMESTICATE THEM FOR TROLL-TACOS.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 03:26:38 pm
they're trying to domesticate them for troll-tacos because they're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 03:51:17 pm
They're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food because they're hosting an international martial arts tournament
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 03:59:08 pm
they're hosting an international martial arts tournament because they need the publicity
edit: :O 1200 posts
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 04:13:59 pm
(congrats!)

They need the publicity because their company is about to go under.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 04:20:19 pm
because they're taco bell and they freaking suck, also their staff is monkeys
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 04:20:54 pm
their staff is monkeys because they can't afford slave labour.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 04:33:12 pm
They can't afford slave labour because they blow their money on coffee
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 06:06:55 pm
They blow their money on coffee because they're addicted to crack
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 07:48:51 pm
They're addicted to crack because it's cheaper than Magic: The Gathering
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on May 22, 2012, 08:13:16 pm
crack is cheaper than M:TG because, heck, what's not
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 09:57:23 pm
everything is cheaper than magic because it's made from PURE HOGWARTS REJECTS.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 12:42:48 am
It's made from pure Hogwarts rejects because they are easy to obtain
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 12:51:49 am
they are easy to obtain because they have nowhere else to go.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 10:20:41 am
They have nowhere else to go because they're not welcome at the Star Trek convention
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 01:05:11 pm
They're not welcome at the Star Trek convention because they keep cosplaying as Spaceballs.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 03:21:35 pm
They keep cosplaying as Spaceballs because it's their favorite movie
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 12:32:41 am
it's their favourite movie because they haven't seen anything else.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 10:36:13 am
They haven't seen anything else because their local theater only plays 2 movies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 06:16:36 pm
their local theater only plays 2 movies because the owner is stubborn.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 07:42:40 pm
The owner is stubborn because he feels the money is better spent elsewhere
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 09:55:41 pm
he feels the money is better spent elsewhere because he's Ebenezer Scrooge.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 11:20:12 pm
He's Ebenezer Scrooge because he isn't Scrooge McDuck
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 11:21:14 pm
He isn't Scrooge McDuck because he's human.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 11:42:32 pm
He's human because he wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 11:48:41 am
He wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat because karma prevented it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2012, 06:09:49 pm
Karma prevented it because he stuck gum under his desk in school
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 11:11:11 pm
He stuck gum under his desk at school because it was nicotine gum that he chewed all the time.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2012, 11:50:10 pm
It was the nicotine gum he chewed all the time because he doesn't like Doublemint gum
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 08:40:07 pm
he doesn't like doublemint gum because the doublemint twins give him nightmares.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 08:52:29 pm
The Doublemint Twins give him nightmares because he finds them creepy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 09:38:03 pm
he finds them creepy because he's secretly gay.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 10:23:06 pm
He's secretly gay because he likes Twilight
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 12:04:22 am
Bleach. Yay for Toonami! >w<
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 09:31:46 am
(wrong thread, dude)

He likes twilight because it was all he had to read while he was in prison.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 11:18:47 am
(I was sleepy last night, and mistook this for "Whts playing?" ^_^;;; )

He had to read while he was in prison because it was the only way to pass the time
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 08:54:28 pm
it was the only way to pass the time because he was in solitary confinement.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 10:54:10 pm
He was in solitary confinement because he was caught stealing duct tape from Lowe's
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 09:22:53 am
he was caught stealing duct tape from lowe's because he decided to go for the fancy stuff.

(you know, someday i want to compile this into a book. xD)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 09:46:17 am
He decided to go for the fancy stuff because he wanted to make his car stand out

(That would be awesome xD)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 10:24:03 am
he wanted to make his car stand out because he was trying to impress the locals.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 11:06:32 am
He was trying to impress the locals because he wanted to become the next hokage
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 06:33:31 pm
he wanted to become the next Hokage because Naruto was his childhood hero.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 07:35:07 pm
Naruto was his childhood hero because he liked Naruto more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 09:14:39 pm
He liked Naruto more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because Naruto is more relatable.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 11:40:02 pm
Naruto is more relatable because he's 1\4 Japanese
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 12:02:13 am
he's 1/4 japanese because neither of his parents had black hair.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 31, 2012, 12:50:12 am
Neither of his parents had black hair because they where both brunette
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 01:42:34 pm
they were both brunette because they dyed their hair.

(they actually had blonde and red hair. do your research, dude >w>; )
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on May 31, 2012, 10:53:17 pm
They dyed their hair because they like different colored hair
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 11:12:46 pm
they like different coloured hair because they're anime characters.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 09:12:01 am
They're anime characters because they didn't want to be live action characters
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 01, 2012, 11:14:12 am
They didn't want to be live action characters because live action is boring.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 01:42:25 pm
Live action is boring because reality is boring
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 01, 2012, 02:01:01 pm
Reality is boring because people don't have imaginations.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 04:50:45 pm
People don't have imaginations because Nej is eating their creativity
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 01, 2012, 08:08:41 pm
I am eating everyone's creativity because it's the tastiest meal!
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 02, 2012, 12:45:18 pm
it's the tastiest meal because it tastes like MAGIC.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 02, 2012, 04:31:46 pm
It tastes like magic because it takes the form of a bowl of Lucky Charms
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 09:00:19 pm
it takes the form of a bowl of lucky charms because it doesn't know how to look like anything else.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 03, 2012, 09:20:23 pm
It doesn't know how to look like anything else because it doesn't have enough concentrated magic to do anything else
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 10:10:59 pm
it doesn't have enough concentrated magic to do anything else because it's a low-level mage.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 03, 2012, 10:30:18 pm
It's a low level mage because it keeps dieing in battle
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 05:01:43 pm
it keeps dying in battle because no one will party with it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2012, 05:46:37 pm
No one will party with it because it's not Mario
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 09:51:50 pm
it's not mario because its parents are from poland.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2012, 10:39:06 pm
Its parents are from Poland because they liked it there
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 10:58:49 pm
they liked it there because they didn't fit in anywhere else.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 12:35:07 am
They didn't fit in anywhere else because they liked dubstep
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 02:21:06 am
they liked dubstep because they have horrible taste.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 09:31:58 am
They have horrible taste because their taste buds are messed up
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 12:49:25 pm
their taste buds are messed up because they were mutated in the blast fall.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 01:15:12 pm
They where mutated in the blast fall because their bodies where not ready for a blast of pure science
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 01:38:37 pm
Their bodies were not ready for a blast of pure science because they didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 02:20:48 pm
They didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator because they came from a long-lost Instant D&D Campaign Generator
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 08:27:08 pm
They came from a long-lost D&D campaign generator because they're from the 90's.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 09:12:58 pm
They're from the '90s because the '90s where da bomb
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 09:24:02 pm
the 90's were da bomb because da bomb hadn't been dropped.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 10:30:39 pm
Da bomb hadn't been dropped because Kamina disarmed it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 12:13:10 am
Kamina disarmed it because he was looking out for bros over hoes.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 01:17:56 am
He was looking out for bros over hoes because he wasn't a gardener
(Thus, hoes where of no interest to him -w-)

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 12:19:13 pm
He wasn't a gardener because he has a black thumb.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 01:58:23 pm
He had a black thumb because he worked in the oilfield
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 02:25:42 pm
He worked in the oilfield because there were no other jobs.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 02:47:05 pm
There were no other jobs because he was overqualified for them
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 06:03:09 pm
he was overqualified for them because he graduated from college at the age of 3.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 08, 2012, 06:16:19 pm
He graduated college at the age of 3 because he's a prodigy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 07:22:16 pm
he's a prodigy because he has good genes.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 08, 2012, 08:29:20 pm
He had good genes because his mother was a designer
Say it out loud. Fail xD
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 09:50:33 am
His mother was a designer because SHE had good jeans. -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 10:15:05 am
She had good jeans because she had access to the best materials
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 11:16:34 am
she had access to the best materials because she was rich.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 02:44:33 pm
She was rich because she ran a successful clothing store
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 03:20:30 pm
She ran a successful clothing store because she inherited it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 04:46:16 pm
She inherited it because her grandmother wanted to retire
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 05:02:59 pm
Her grandmother wanted to retire because she was lazy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 11, 2012, 07:24:26 am
She was lazy because the couch was really comfortable
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 12:43:03 pm
The couch was really comfortable because it was coated in fleece.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 11, 2012, 05:16:49 pm
It was coated in fleece because it was custom-ordered
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:31:33 pm
It was custom ordered because AMERICA IS A FAT COUNTRY
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 11, 2012, 11:45:15 pm
America is a fat country because McDonald's is trying to take over the world
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:46:30 pm
mcdonald's is trying to take over the world because their CEO is a megalomaniac. :\
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
Their CEO in a megalomaniac because that's the norm in america.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:48:26 pm
that's the norm in america because we have an entitlement mentality.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:55:36 pm
Because we suck and we like turkey.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:56:33 pm
We all suck and like turkey because it can be deep fried.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on June 12, 2012, 12:05:35 am
It can be deep fried because AMERICA and because oil is hot.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 12:29:29 am
oil is hot because cold oil is solid.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 01:10:34 am
Cold oil is solid because Asagi is a piece of shit
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 10:55:49 am
Asagi is a piece of shit because SHUT UP DAMMIT
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2012, 11:02:50 am
Shut up dammit, because I'd kick an indigent drug-addled hoarder in the shins for a "piece of shit" like Asagi.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:27:28 am
I'd kick an indigent drug-addled hoarder in the shins for a "piece of shit" like Asagi because donuts are delicious
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 11:28:15 am
donuts are delicious because vash trigun says so. :3
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:35:04 am
Vash Trigun says so because he's sponsored by Dunkin Donuts
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 12:35:56 pm
He's sponsored by dunkin donuts because they needed a spokesperson.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:36:42 pm
They needed a spokesperson because advertising works
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 14, 2012, 12:01:39 pm
advertising works because peoples' minds are easily molded.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 15, 2012, 12:57:17 am
Peoples' minds are easily molded because their brains are made of Play-Dough
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2012, 02:00:07 pm
their brains are made of play-dough because it was the only material that was the proper colour.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 15, 2012, 08:35:08 pm
It was the only material of proper color because the craft store was closed that day
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 16, 2012, 08:17:07 pm
the craft store was closed that day because there was a death in the family.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 16, 2012, 11:36:12 pm
There was a death in the family because the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from Jackass
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 12:53:58 pm
the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from jackass because he didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 17, 2012, 03:50:44 pm
He didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy because he had a boring office job
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 07:54:21 pm
he had a boring office job because he didn't pay attention in school.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 17, 2012, 09:47:34 pm
He didn't pay attention in school because he'd always sleep through the lectures
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 10:03:02 pm
He'd always sleep through the lectures because he was kept up all night by caring for his family.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 10:24:34 am
He was kept up all night by caring for his family because his wife was lazy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 02:16:38 pm
his wife was lazy because she was an MTV teen mom wannabe.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 03:29:36 pm
She was an MTV teen mom wannabe because she wants to be on Jersey Shore
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 04:25:54 pm
She wants to be on Jersey Shore because she's a media whore who doesn't care what she's on.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 05:50:05 pm
She's a media whore who doesn't care what she's on because she has no sense of standards
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 05:51:11 pm
she has no sense of standards because she was raised in the heartland.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 10:37:36 am
She was raised in the heartland because her parents were Jack and Diane
SUCKING ON A CHILI DOG </john_mellencamp> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_Diane)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 12:44:37 pm
her parents were jack and diane because her grandparents were huge john mellencamp fans.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 01:18:14 pm
Her grandparents were huge John Mellencamp fans because they knew him personally
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 04:26:13 pm
they knew him personally because they were groupies.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 05:41:43 pm
They were groupies because they didn't want to join the circus
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 01:23:25 pm
they didn't want to join the circus because they didn't like animals.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 02:42:09 pm
They didn't like animals because a leopard ate their cheeseburgers
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 07:12:28 pm
A leopard ate their cheeseburgers because it was starving.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 08:11:57 pm
It was starving because the zoo needed a new feeder
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 08:45:32 pm
the zoo needed a new feeder because the old one broke in an industrial accident.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 09:52:49 pm
The old one broke in an industrial accident because the walrus was tired of people calling it "Paul"
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 12:12:07 am
The walrus was tired of people calling it Paul because it wasn't the OSC member, Paul.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 21, 2012, 10:26:03 am
It wasn't the OSC member, Paul, because it was Zen
Zen is totally a walrus-panda hybrid -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 02:43:03 pm
it was Zen because it was a buddhist zoo.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 21, 2012, 04:41:13 pm
It was a Buddhist zoo because Sprout Tower was down the street
Where elf trainers go to practice Buddhism </pokenam>
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 10:24:12 pm
Sprout Tower was down the street because it really WAS a small world after all.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 10:26:15 am
It really WAS a small world after all because they were living in a Game Boy game
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 11:14:17 am
They were living in a game boy game because the linx games were old and crumbling.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 12:31:58 pm
The Lynx games where old and crumbling because Atari made them out of old cookie dough
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 01:42:01 pm
aTaRi mAdE tHeM oUt oF oLd cOoKiE dOuGh bEcAuSe tHe pRiCe fOr pLaStIcS wAs aT aN aLl tImE hIgH.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 02:11:12 pm
The price for plastics was at an all time high because Dr. Insano has cornered the market on plastics
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 05:19:08 pm
dR. iNsAnO hAd cOrNeRed tHe mArKeT oN pLaStIcS bEcAuSe hE wAs tHe oNlY oNe wItH tHe sUpPlIeS tO mAkE tHeM.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 05:40:26 pm
He was the only one with the supplies to make them because the others lacked sufficient science to make the supplies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 08:40:14 pm
tHe oThErS lAcKeD tHe sCiEnCe tO mAkE tHe sUpPlIeS bEcAuSe tHeY wEnT tO aN iNfErIoR sChOoL.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 08:54:49 pm
They went to an inferior school because their parents were too cheap to pay for anything nicer
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 01:58:06 am
tHeir pArEnTs wErE tOo cHeAp tO pAy fOr aNyThInG nIcEr bEcAuSe tHeY gReW uP pOoR.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 23, 2012, 08:51:03 am
They grew up poor because their parents where compulsive gamblers
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 08:09:49 pm
their parents WERE compulsive gamblers because they were raised in a casino.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 24, 2012, 05:05:38 pm
They were raised in a casino because it was cheaper than daycare
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 24, 2012, 11:38:46 pm
it was cheaper than daycare because they lived in tokyo.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 12:07:15 am
They lived in Tokyo because they were oblivious to Godzilla
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 12:43:59 am
they were oblivious to godzilla because they were hard of hearing and sight.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 01:06:38 am
They were hard of hearing and sight because they were exposed to bad science
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 11:56:13 am
they were exposed to bad science because they lived on the bikini atoll in the 40's and 50's.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 12:04:49 pm
They lived on the bikini atoll in the '40s and '50s because they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel Air
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 01:59:21 pm
they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in bel air because their house was already full.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 02:56:52 pm
Their house was already full because they were throwing an epic party
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 09:45:05 pm
they were throwing an epic party because it was bel air, duh.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
It was Bel Air, duh, because it wasn't Albuquerque
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 11:21:40 pm
it wasn't albuquerque because they lived nowhere near the desert.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 26, 2012, 10:42:32 am
They lived nowhere neat the desert because they didn't have a horse with no name
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 26, 2012, 11:26:30 am
they didn't have a horse with no name because they cared enough about their horses to name them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 26, 2012, 12:11:42 pm
They cared enough about their horses to name them because riding around on a horse named "Epona" is awesome -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 26, 2012, 12:53:42 pm
riding a horse named "Epona" is awesome because it sounds like a ghetto my little pony.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 26, 2012, 06:01:14 pm
It sounds like a ghetto My Little Pony because a horse by that name was on the short-lived MTV series, Pimp My Horse
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 04:09:02 am
He was on Pimp My Horse because he was a former Kentucky Derby race star.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 28, 2012, 10:15:14 am
He was a former Kentucky Derby race star because he retired after winning several championships
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 07:54:13 pm
he retired because he was 84 (in horse years).
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 28, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
He was 84 (in horse years) because he wasn't a dog
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 09:27:05 pm
he wasn't a dog because he was too big to race with the greyhounds.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 28, 2012, 10:45:40 pm
He was too big to race with the greyhounds because he's a horse
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 28, 2012, 11:14:38 pm
he's a horse because he was born that way.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 29, 2012, 12:24:24 am
He was born that way because he was conceived in the parking lot of a Lady Gaga concert
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 29, 2012, 02:55:30 pm
he was conceived in the parking lot of a lady gaga concert because his parents are gaga whores.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on June 29, 2012, 07:57:36 pm
His parents are gaga whores because they've never heard of Miku
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 01, 2012, 12:31:03 pm
they had never heard of miku because they literally live under a rock.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 01, 2012, 12:57:49 pm
They literally live under a rock because living under rocks is cool
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2012, 10:24:55 pm
living under rocks is cool because they don't know any better.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 02, 2012, 10:44:51 pm
They don't know any better because they're secretly aliens
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2012, 01:57:13 pm
they're secretly aliens because people can't come up with another word for what they are.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 03, 2012, 02:55:19 pm
People can't come up with another word for what they are because they can't figure out how to pronounce Kwyjibo
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 03, 2012, 06:52:29 pm
they can't figure out how to pronunce kwyjibo because they have no experience with foriegn languages.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 03, 2012, 07:46:38 pm
They have no experience with foreign languages because they grew up in the backwoods
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 02:05:50 am
they grew up in the backwoods because they were born in creole country.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 04, 2012, 09:58:20 am
They were born in creole country because the dungeon master was pissed off at them
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 03:03:23 pm
the dungeon master was pissed off at them because everything pisses her off.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 04, 2012, 03:27:58 pm
Everything pisses her off because one of the players loves to needlessly complicate things
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2012, 10:42:09 pm
one of the players needlessly complicates things because the other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 04, 2012, 11:44:28 pm
The other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line because they use jump ropes and briefcases as weapons
Jump ropes are cool -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2012, 02:48:10 pm
they use jumpropes and briefcases as weapons because they're ill-equipped for battle.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 08, 2012, 05:22:09 pm
They're ill-equipped for battle because they left their bazookas at home
Much like Toad (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/bazooka.png) -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2012, 03:06:52 pm
they left their bazookas at home because they were too heavy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 09, 2012, 04:24:37 pm
They were too heavy because they bought them from Heavy Weapons Guy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2012, 10:27:25 pm
they bought them from the heavy weapons guy because everyone else was sold out.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 09, 2012, 11:54:23 pm
Everyone else was sold out because the 11th Doctor said "Bazookas are cool"
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2012, 04:50:08 am
the 11th Doctor said "Bazookas are Cool" because he was paid.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: svx on July 10, 2012, 05:00:56 am
He was paid because there was well-documented research indicating that people such as him function better when they are given incentives like money in exchange for their work
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 10, 2012, 10:16:40 am
There was well-documented research indicating that people such as him function better when they are given incentives like money in exchange for their work because they were too busy to determine that Canadian bacon is ordinary ham
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 13, 2012, 02:58:22 am
They were too busy to determine that canadian bacon is ordinary ham because people are too uncreative to make smooth literary transitions.[/courier]
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on July 13, 2012, 10:32:38 am
People are too uncreative to make smooth literary transitions because they suck at writing yet insist upon doing so anyway
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2012, 05:09:29 pm
they insist on doing it anyway because it's their passion.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on September 23, 2012, 06:09:29 pm
It's their passion because they have nothing better to do
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2012, 06:37:24 pm
they have nothing better to do because everyone else is busy.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on September 23, 2012, 08:03:03 pm
Everyone else is busy because they have school
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 15, 2013, 08:18:34 am
Everyone has school because the government forces them to.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 15, 2013, 12:46:26 pm
the government forces them to because it's part of a large, all-encompassing conspiracy to turn us into cybermen.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2013, 01:12:10 pm
They want to turn us into cybermen because they are all secret Whovian zealots, and are 100% sure he will come if they convert enough people to be a threat.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 15, 2013, 01:19:59 pm
they're sure he'll come because he always does.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 15, 2013, 01:38:41 pm
He always does because he really likes it here
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 15, 2013, 04:52:10 pm
he really likes it here because people feed him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 16, 2013, 08:15:01 am
They feed him because if they didn't he'd eat them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2013, 12:29:36 pm
he'd eat them because he lacks self-control.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 16, 2013, 01:48:43 pm
He lacks self control because its not in his programing
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2013, 01:52:19 pm
It's not in his programming because the developers were lazy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2013, 01:53:58 pm
the developers were lazy because writing code is really hard, man.... >>;
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2013, 02:01:33 pm
Writing code is really hard because it's a form of rocket science
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 16, 2013, 02:35:22 pm
It's a form of rocket science because it helped make them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2013, 07:35:16 pm
it helped make them because it owed them a favour.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 23, 2013, 08:09:53 am
It owed them a favor because they saved it's home planet
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 23, 2013, 10:28:38 am
They saved its home planet because they kept their bottlecap collection there
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 23, 2013, 10:57:07 am
they kept their bottle cap collection there because they were afraid it would get stolen
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 23, 2013, 12:00:10 pm
they were afraid it would get stolen because bottle caps are the most valuable material in the world...
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2013, 12:53:18 pm
bottlecaps are the most valuable material in the world because there are so many different kinds. (GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 23, 2013, 01:07:15 pm
There are man different kinds because there are many different cultures.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2013, 02:32:56 pm
there are many different cultures because the tower of babel fell.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 23, 2013, 02:35:21 pm
The Tower of Babel fell because Godzilla attacked it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2013, 02:39:34 pm
Godzilla attacked it because it was something to do.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 23, 2013, 03:34:12 pm
It was something to do because, honestly, it's mere existence pissed Godzilla to no end...
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 23, 2013, 03:36:59 pm
Its mere existence pissed Godzilla to no end because he couldn't fit in the doorway
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 23, 2013, 05:56:39 pm
He couldn't fit in the doorways because it was only XL
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 08:02:48 am
It was only XL because they didn't have the tech to build it any higher
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2013, 11:17:48 am
they didn't have the tech to build it any higher because it was before the invention of the flux capacitor.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 11:26:51 am
They hadn't invented the flux capacitor because the aliens hadn't invaded yet.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 24, 2013, 12:16:09 pm
The aliens hadn't invaded yet because they have trouble with pantry doors (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cqAJol3OkY)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 01:07:34 pm
they have trouble with there pantry doors because there are made of lazers
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2013, 01:40:27 pm
they're made of lazers because they have evolved to a higher form.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 01:54:47 pm
they evolved to a hire form because of their enemies.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 24, 2013, 01:59:44 pm
...their enemies because they tried to steal their stash of Twinkies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 24, 2013, 02:30:02 pm
They tried to steal their stash of Twinkies because the factory closed down
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2013, 08:11:50 pm
the factory closed down because there wasn't enough demand.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 24, 2013, 08:22:30 pm
There wasn't enough demand because people realized they were overrated
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 24, 2013, 08:52:25 pm
They realized they were over Rated because the Recepie belonged to this Moron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Del_Rio), disgracing the good standship of the People of SLP
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2013, 10:23:48 pm
the recipe belonged to that moron because his daddy bought it for him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 25, 2013, 08:45:43 am
His daddy bought it for him because he didn't know how to cook.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 09:30:35 am
He didn't know how to cook because he didn't have a stove
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 25, 2013, 09:52:25 am
He didn't have a stove because Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 10:13:40 am
Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up because explosions are cool
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 25, 2013, 10:18:12 am
Explosions are cool because of Mythbusters are cool.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 10:52:19 am
Mythbusters made explosions cool because they mixed it with science
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 25, 2013, 10:53:55 am
They mixed it with Science because if they didn't they would get in trouble.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2013, 01:00:01 pm
they'd get in trouble because there are laws against vandalism.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 25, 2013, 01:10:18 pm
There are law against vandalism because of threats to paint the white house pink
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 03:24:02 pm
There were threats to pain the white house pink because the Barbie Mafia was rising in power
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2013, 06:03:02 pm
The Barbie Mafia was rising in power due to the release of Barbie Linux.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 06:48:51 pm
Because of the release of Barbie Linux, My Little Plan 9 (http://ostan-collections.net/wiki/index.php?title=Plan_9) was created to compete with it
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2013, 08:45:46 pm
My Little Plan 9 was created to compete with it because the government didn't want a monopoly in place.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2013, 08:47:20 pm
The government didn't want a monopoly in place because they already had a game of Monopoly going
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2013, 08:48:52 pm
they already had a game of Monopoly going because Monopoly NEVER ENDS.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 25, 2013, 10:17:08 pm
Monopoly Never ends due to the high "go to Jail" rate and expensive construction fees
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2013, 01:05:03 am
there's a high 'go to jail' rate and construction fees because the game was designed to make you fail.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 26, 2013, 09:10:45 am
The game was designed to make you fail because the creators were sadistic
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2013, 12:10:23 pm
the creators were sadistic because their mommies never loved them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 26, 2013, 05:41:33 pm
Their mommies never loved them because they broke the good china
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 26, 2013, 08:00:40 pm
They broke the good china 'cause breaking the bad china isn't as satisfactory...
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 26, 2013, 10:27:24 pm
breaking the bad china isn't as satisfactory because breaking bad is popular.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 28, 2013, 09:05:27 am
Breaking Bad is popular because, MLP is popular.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 10:13:33 am
MLP is popular because it's from the creator of Powerpuff Girls
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 28, 2013, 10:16:08 am
The creator of powerpuff girls is famous because she is a very talented artist.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 01:30:30 pm
she's a talented artist because she works in tandem with her husband, the REAL creator of the powerpuff girls. (lauren faust was a writer on the show, her husband craig mckracken created the series as a final for college in 1993)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 01:34:22 pm
She works in tandem with her husband because teamwork is good
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 28, 2013, 03:18:47 pm
Teamwork is good because it makes the world go round
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 04:50:17 pm
teamwork makes the world go round now because people are stingy with their love.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 28, 2013, 05:37:55 pm
People are stingy with their love because *in my best Pat Benatar* Love is a Battlefield....
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 06:18:22 pm
Love is a battlefield because war never changes
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 07:28:50 pm
war never changes because Love is War. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUtoSBsYq8)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: DustiiWolf on January 28, 2013, 07:29:28 pm
Love is War because all is fair
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 07:30:35 pm
all is fair because justice is blind.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 08:05:12 pm
Justice is blind because it was created by bats and Mr. Magoo
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 08:11:48 pm
it was created by bats and mr. magoo because no one else was around to do it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 28, 2013, 10:04:59 pm
No one was around Because All were watching the fights of This guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cena), This guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson) and this Two  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CM_Punk)morons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Del_Rio)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 11:26:17 pm
(hey, Cena's cool. >>; )

They were all watching those guys because John Cena is cool. -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 11:28:46 pm
John Cena is cool because the Undertaker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Undertaker) is retiring
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2013, 11:38:04 pm
(noes he's retiring!? ;^; )

The Undertaker is retiring because I DON'T KNOW WHY, WHY IS HE RETIRING HE'S SO COOL ;^;
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2013, 11:46:25 pm
(That's just what I've heard from my bro-in-law; who follows wrestling. Indeed it does suck; as he is badass)

I don't know why because the truth is out there
</x_files>
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2013, 02:54:49 am
the truth is out there because it's not in here.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 29, 2013, 03:45:26 am
it's not here because the 30+ Years of Pro wrestling have left The Taker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Undertaker) pretty much like  Hulkamania himsef!  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2013, 11:16:14 am
30+ years of pro wresting has left him like Hulk Hogan because the two were co-stars in Suburban Commando
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2013, 06:24:54 pm
The two were co-stars in Suburban Commando because they couldn't get Rambo to be in it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 29, 2013, 08:12:02 pm
They couldn't get Rambo in Suburban Commando becausde John was MIA at that time
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 04:23:13 am
john was MIA at the time because he was on his honeymoon.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 08:40:04 am
He was on his honeymoon because he got married.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 30, 2013, 09:48:34 am
He got married because he wanted to become king
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 10:16:33 am
he wanted to become king because his brother was an evil tyrant.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 10:35:48 am
his brother was an evil tyrant because he failed to win a race to have a trophy to impress his crush
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 10:37:10 am
he failed to win the race and impress his crush because the crush doesn't like sports.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 02:37:06 pm
The crush doesn't like sports because he values brains over brawn.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 02:39:44 pm
He values brain over brawn because he wants to go to college
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 02:53:35 pm
he wants to go to college because he has something to prove.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 30, 2013, 02:59:36 pm
He has something to prove, because no one ever asked him his opinion.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 03:45:49 pm
No one asked him his opinion Due to him being the prototypical Fire Type
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 03:52:03 pm
he's the prototypical (i believe that's what you meant?) fire type because that's how he was raised.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 30, 2013, 04:12:22 pm
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 03:52:03 pm
he's the prototypical (i believe that's what you meant?) fire type because that's how he was raised.


he was raised like that because nurseries didn't exist back then
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 11:40:47 pm
nurseries didn't exist back then because it was a different time.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 31, 2013, 08:16:53 am
It was a different time because medicine was crazy and unregulated.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on January 31, 2013, 09:46:16 am
Medicine was crazy and unregulated because they thought radiation made everything better back then
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on January 31, 2013, 09:50:31 am
They thought radiation made everything better back then because they didn't want to give up.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on January 31, 2013, 04:45:38 pm
they didn't want to give up due to the red menace
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2013, 06:06:37 pm
the red menace was around because Anastasia didn't survive like in the movies.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 01, 2013, 10:04:40 am
She didn't survive like in the movies because there really was no one there to help her.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 01, 2013, 04:50:59 pm
there really was no one there to help her because all Good men went to the war
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2013, 07:22:16 pm
all the good men went to war because they were all clones of the doctor.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 01:03:04 am
They were all clones of the Doctor because nobody wanted to clone the Master
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 09:10:53 am
Nobody wanted to clone the master because he was too powerful
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 11:28:14 am
he was too powerful because he tapped into the power of INSANITYYYYY
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 11:38:15 am
He tapped into the power of insanity because the pain of life hurt too much :(
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:45:25 pm
the pain of life hurt too much because he was a baby.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 12:48:10 pm
He was a baby because he wasn't in school yet
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:49:15 pm
he wasn't in school yet because he was sent to work on the family farm.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 01:06:25 pm
He went to work on the family farm because he owed a dept
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 01:08:31 pm
he owed a debt because he had a gambling addiction.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 04, 2013, 02:46:27 pm
he had a Gabling Addiction because Temperance Brennan beat him at his own Game
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 02:58:42 pm
That guy beat him because he wasn't very good
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 04:09:51 pm
he wasn't very good because he never got training in the field.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 04:28:54 pm
He never got trained in the field because he was too busy betting on horse races
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 08:26:18 pm
he was too busy betting on horse races because he lived right next to a racetrack.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 08:30:49 pm
He lived right next to a racetrack because there wasn't much else in his town
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 09:07:30 pm
there wasn't much else in his town because he lived in kansas.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 10:47:23 pm
He lived in Kansas because he was part of a Wizard of Oz play troupe based in Kansas
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 01:16:01 am
he was part of a wizard of oz troupe based in kansas because that was all the work he could find.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2013, 01:57:00 am
That was all the work he could find because Taco Hut wasn't hiring
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 02:39:32 am
Taco Hut wasn't hiring because they had replaced all their employees with robots.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 08:37:04 am
They replaced their employees with robots because they kept swiping food.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2013, 12:14:35 pm
They kept swiping food because tacos are just that good
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 05, 2013, 01:02:11 pm
The tacos are just that good because of the addictive substances they put in them.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 04:05:45 pm
they put addictive substances in them because it's the latest marketing fad.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2013, 04:28:19 pm
It's the latest marketing fad because overstuffed pizza didn't go over
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 05, 2013, 05:44:46 pm
overstuffed pizza didn't go over because it's actually a bad Idea
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2013, 05:46:30 pm
It's actually a bad idea because it's complicated to make
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2013, 07:26:12 pm
it's complicated to make because they can never get the cheese to crust ratio right.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 06, 2013, 05:54:52 pm
they can never get the cheese to crust ratio right because their developers are all unlicensed food makers
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2013, 06:15:55 pm
their developers are all unlicensed food makers because they only hire unlicensed workers, in an effort to cut costs.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 07, 2013, 12:18:00 am
They only hire unlicensed workers to cut costs, because they wanted to compete with $5 pizza
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2013, 12:22:25 am
they wanted to compete with $5 pizza because it was their childhood dream.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 12, 2013, 05:58:52 pm
it was their childhood dream because dreams are often ignored
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2013, 07:30:06 pm
dreams are ignored because the world is jaded and spiteful.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 13, 2013, 09:55:49 am
the world is jaded a spiteful because of all the pain that comes along with it.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 13, 2013, 11:43:47 am
Pain comes along with it because they go together like a horse and carriage
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 13, 2013, 11:45:42 am
they go together like a horse and carriage  because of all the corruption that lingers
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2013, 11:49:16 am
The corruption lingers because Varus ulted into 5 guys doing baron
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2013, 06:47:21 pm
Varus ulted into 5 guys doing baron because they were en league with the axis powers in Vietnam during WW1.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 08:38:05 am
They were in league with the axis powers because they were bullied.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 28, 2013, 11:01:10 am
They were bullied because they were an easy target
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 11:18:53 am
They were easy targets because they were legally disabled
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 12:57:05 pm
they were legally disabled because their lawyers sucked.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on February 28, 2013, 01:02:12 pm
Their lawyers sucked because they couldn't read
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 01:23:13 pm
they couldn't read because they were educated in backwoods missouri.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on February 28, 2013, 01:29:34 pm
They were educated in backwoods Missouri because they had lower standards there
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 28, 2013, 10:02:55 pm
They had lower standards there because they weren't taught any better.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on March 01, 2013, 08:33:35 am
They weren't taught any better because there school had mortality rates
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2013, 10:40:11 am
*Their school had (high?) mortality rates because the community didn't believe in vaccination.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2013, 11:04:32 am
The community didn't believe in vaccination because they thought the vaccines were evil
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2013, 11:11:04 am
they thought vaccines were evil because the preacher's daughter caught the devil from one.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2013, 11:20:30 am
The preacher's daughter caught the devil from one because it wasn't infused with holy water
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2013, 04:28:23 pm
it wasn't infused with holy water because they couldn't afford the real stuff.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2013, 04:31:03 pm
They couldn't afford the real stuff because they used up most of their money by gambling over Hungry Hungry Hippos
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 01, 2013, 11:06:03 pm
they used up most of their money by gambling over Hungry Hungry Hippos Because the Casinos were banned due the Massacre of the Casino Royale
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2013, 11:25:32 pm
the casinos were banned due to the massacre of the casino royale because Royale himself was wounded in the operation.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 02, 2013, 01:45:02 am
Royale himself was wounded in the operation because he was a moron (BTW The Casino Royale Massacre was the bombing and destruction of said Casino in Monterrey Mexico... with thousands of people still inside...)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2013, 03:45:20 pm
(i didn't know that, and Royale isn't a moron. don't insult my OCs, or we'll have a problem. >:[ )

Royale (WAS CAUGHT UP IN A BAD SITUATION) because an unnamed assailant detonated 20 kilos of dynamite.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2013, 07:17:35 pm
An unnamed assailant detonated 20 kilos of dynamite because as we all know, The Internet Is Serious Business.

(chill out, K.)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2013, 07:32:17 pm
(this is what happens when we assume. and i mean, where did the moron bit come in?)

The internet is serious business because there is a lack of understanding of social nuances when people type vs when they talk.


(long post is long, lol.)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 02, 2013, 08:33:56 pm
(Several things. First Didn't know one of your OC's was called Royale... Then The moron bit was because, if he's a pro as I assume, how the frk did he get wounded in the first part... and fucknally, I meant no to offend neither Royale nor you...)

there is a lack of understanding of social nuances when people type vs when they talk because  talking is cheap
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2013, 09:43:28 pm
(sorry man. but getting wounded in a fight is common. like saying ow when being pinched. :0 )

talk is cheap because acting is expensive.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2013, 12:16:56 am
Acting is expensive because of the union demanding more money
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 03, 2013, 12:09:20 pm
union demands more money because their leader wants to live the life of this lady (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elba_Esther_Gordillo)
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2013, 03:40:03 pm
the leader wants to live the life of that lady because he secretly wishes he was a woman.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2013, 03:40:59 pm
He secretly wishes he was a woman because dresses are comfy
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2013, 03:45:54 pm
Dresses are comfy because you picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2013, 03:46:57 pm
You picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker because you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2013, 03:55:40 pm
you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies because you wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2013, 04:01:20 pm
You wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES because cutscenes are cool
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2013, 07:46:42 pm
cutscenes are cool because they indicate a larger overall budget.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2013, 11:34:15 pm
They indicate a larger overall budget because Homie Rollerz (http://www.gamefaqs.com/ds/943404-homie-rollerz) didn't have them
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 12:44:46 am
Homie Rollerz didn't have them because the game was too poor to even be indie.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 05, 2013, 12:50:10 am
The game was too poor to even be indie because they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 12:51:12 am
they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup because they blew into issues since they were sick. -w-
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 05, 2013, 01:03:12 am
They were sick because they just got back from a convention
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 05, 2013, 01:30:39 am
they got back  from a convention because their tickets were fake
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2013, 12:52:35 pm
their tickets were fake because they got them from a scalper.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 10, 2013, 12:00:58 pm
They got them from a scalpor because the scalpor took gum as payments
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2013, 03:01:07 pm
the scalper took gum as payments because he just didn't care anymore.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 12, 2013, 02:41:32 am
He didn't care Anymore due to the Ammount of times he gt to jail after Trying to Sell fake America- Chivas' tickets outside Estadio Azteca
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2013, 09:57:20 pm
he went to jail for selling fake tickets because he got caught.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on March 13, 2013, 09:53:07 am
He got caught because the source of the tickets was out of color ink.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2013, 01:43:06 am
it was out of colour ink because he couldn't justify the expense.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on March 14, 2013, 08:35:04 am
he couldn't justify the expense because his boss didn't care about such things.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2013, 12:01:58 pm
his boss didn't care about such things because he pinched pennies like Uncle Scrooge.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 14, 2013, 03:07:13 pm
He pinched pennies like Uncle Scrooge because he liked to swim in a vault full of money
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2013, 02:08:55 am
He liked to swim in a vault full of money because it's cool and refreshing.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on March 16, 2013, 04:20:59 pm
It's cool and refreshing because he keeps it at the perfect temperature
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2013, 07:56:41 pm
he keeps it at the perfect temperature because the room is climate-controlled.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on March 16, 2013, 08:58:45 pm
The Room is Climate Controlled to freeze it down at every Robbery attempt
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2013, 12:18:42 am
climate control freezes down any robbery attempt because team rocket can't blast off in the cold.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: DustiiWolf on December 05, 2013, 03:18:37 am
Team rocket can't blast off in the cold because their rocket was out of fuel.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2013, 11:51:37 am
Their rocket was out of fuel because gir took the fuel out to make room for the cupcake.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: LeaflameSD on December 05, 2013, 12:01:12 pm
Gir took the fuel out to make room for the cupcake because it was 2huge4damasses.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2013, 12:38:32 pm
it was 2huge4damasses because he baked it with love and chemical x.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: DustiiWolf on December 05, 2013, 01:42:56 pm
He baked it with love and chemical X because he was not the "brightest" professor in the lab.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2013, 03:34:15 pm
he wasn't the brightest professor in the lab because his mama dropped him on his head, so he was a little bit special.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on December 06, 2013, 02:15:30 pm
His mom dropped him on his head because she didn't want him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 07, 2013, 01:06:15 pm
she didn't want him because she was too focused on the war.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on April 27, 2014, 10:32:21 pm
He was too focused on the war because his father inspired him.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2014, 10:45:03 am
his father inspired him because he wanted to reclaim his honour.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: LeaflameSD on April 28, 2014, 11:38:39 am
He wanted to reclaim his h0ner because he was caught watching hentai in public.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on April 29, 2014, 08:28:54 am
He was caught watching hentai in public because he forgot to turn the sound off
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 29, 2014, 06:59:48 pm
He forgot to turn the sound off because he had just finished Skyping with Grandma.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: winduko on April 29, 2014, 09:50:45 pm
He had just finished Skyping with Grandma because he hasn't seen her in 6 months.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2014, 10:43:48 am
he hadn't seen her in 6 months because he was a doctor without borders.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Cockleshell on April 30, 2014, 07:36:44 pm
he was a doctor without borders because he was pansexual
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2014, 07:51:37 pm
he was a pansexual because of a life-changing experience from childhood.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Simonorged on May 05, 2014, 09:05:04 am
He had a life changing experiance as a child because his dad worked at a strip club
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 05, 2014, 10:37:44 am
His Dad worked at a strip club because he was #soghey
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2014, 02:18:26 pm
He was Gay because he was Born This Way.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: LeaflameSD on May 10, 2014, 05:10:02 pm
He was born this way because the gay gene runs in the family.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2014, 02:40:52 am
The gay gene runs in the family because 4000 years ago, his ancestor touched a mermaid.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: sks963 on August 10, 2014, 11:35:36 am
 His ancestor touched a mermaid because the meet of them is a section of  Poseidon's plan
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 10, 2014, 12:54:48 pm
it's part of Poseidon's plan because Mermaids are his undersea agents of fortune.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Penti-chan on August 10, 2014, 12:57:16 pm
Mermaids are his undersea agents of fortune because they don't fear the reaper
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 10, 2014, 01:00:15 pm
they don't fear the reaper because mermaids are immortal.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Hālian on May 22, 2019, 05:10:22 pm
Mermaids are immortal because they put unobtainium in the water instead of fluorine.