Okay, I got this game from another forum.
This game goes like this:
First Poster: I got A.
Second Poster: I got A because B.
Third Poster: I got B because C.
I woke up at midnight.
I woke up at midnight because I was afraid.
I was afraid because I heard something in my house.
I heard something in my house because I'd left the speakers on.
I left the speakers on because I was too tired to remember to turn my speakers off.
I was too tired too turn the speakers off because I kept studying for a test.
I kept studying for a test because I'd lost my book of cheats.
I lost my book of cheats because I took it on my quest to slay the dragon.
I took it on my quest to slay the dragon because I needed something to bore it to death with.
I needed something to bore it to death because my friend told me to.
My friend told me to because he studied dragon lifestyles.
My friend studied dragons because his parents never loved him.
His parents never loved him because he is not their biological child.
He is not their biological child because he was adopted.
He was adopted because his biological mother abandoned him after birth in front of a furniture store.
She left him in front of the furniture store because she was tripping on LSD throughout the pregnancy.
She was tripping on LSD because someone kept pushing her down.
someone kept pushing her down because she used inferior OSes.
Quote from: "Kami-Tux"someone kept pushing her down because she used inferior OSes.
She used inferior OSes because she would get beaten if she didn't.
she would get beaten if she didn't because they would not allow her on Unices.
They would not allow her on Unices because that was a family tradition.
It was a family tradition because their elders foresaw a great war.
The elders foresaw a great war because the King of Games had become pharaoh.
The King of Games became pharaoh because they had no one else to choose.
They had noone else to choose because Neo had revealed it wasn't all about choice.
Neo had revealed it wasn't all about choice because the crack he was smoking was bad ;)
the crack he was smoking was bad because his plant was sucky.
His plant was sucky because he was the master of suckiness.
He was the master of suckiness becaues he was EFG.
He was EFG because he was not a she.
he was not a she because he had that fancy operation.
He had that fancy operation because he looked like Whoopi Goldberg.
He looked like Whoopi Goldberg because of an odd twist in fate involving bricks.
there was that odd twist of fate involving bricks because he used to work at a brick factory.
He used to work at a brick factory because he was too ugly to work at McDonald's.
He was too ugly to work at McDonald's because he was involved in a nuclear meltdown.
He was involved in a nuclear meltdown because he overheated the reactor.
He overheated the reactor because he was freezing.
He was freezing because he wasn't wearing any clothes.
He wasn't wearing any clothes because it was Daily Nudist Hour.
it was daily nudist hour because tradition mandated it.
tradition mandated it because he lived in a feudalistic society
He lived in a feudalistic society because his time masheen broked.
his tiem masheen broked because because it was made of cardboard.
Made of cardboard box because he feel it is his destiny
he feels it his destiny because cardboard saved his childhood friend from disaster.
Cardboard saved his childhood friend from disaster because his childhood friend went on to stop the Metal Gear (it can't be!).
And then it all went to hell, because Metal Gear couldn't possibly exist.
it couldn't possibly exist cause that metal alloy hadn't been seen in centuries.
That metal alloy hadn't been seen in centuries because it was destroyed by antimetal.
it was destroyed by antimetal because it was percieved to be evil.
It was perceived to be evil because it was called "Death Metal".
It was called Death Metal because it sounded like the singers was killing small children in his wardrobe with a spoon when he was singing it.
It sounded like the singer was killing small children in his wardrobe with a spoon when he was singing it because his throat was actually on fire.
His throat was actually on fire because he drank too much tequila.
he drank too much tequilla because he was on shore leave.
He was on shore leave because life was awesome.
Life was awesome because he was a moose.
He was a moose because he ate a moose.
he ate a moose cause there was nothing else.
There was nothing else because the moose ruled the planet.
the moose ruled the planet because Law is flawed.
Law is flawed because it'd been kicked in the crotch by Jet Lee.
it was kicked in the crotch by jet lee because jet lee's cousin, bruce lee, killed chuck norris.
Bruce lee killed chuck norris because martial arts beats everything.
Martial arts beats everything because of RESPECT.
Martial arts has respects because it is awesome and full of WIN...
it's full of win because of an ancient chinese secret.
An ancient Chinese secret because huh?
huh? because troll food is bad for you, unless you're actually a troll (and are stone-compatible)
Troll food is bad for you because rocks are generally composed of silicon and quartz.
Rocks are generally composed of silicon and quartz because SEDIMENTS.
SEDIMENTS because water carries debris from one shore to another.
watter carries it because it is not frozen.
It is not frozen because the sun is always up nao.
The sun is always up nao because we screwed shit up and the sun is going to expand and consume the earth and kthxbai.
it will consume the earth and kthxbai cause it's hungry.
It's hungry because Al Gore won't share food with it.
Al Gore won't share food with it because he's poor and starving. (read: on a diet)
He's poor and starving because the sequel didn't make enough return.
the sequel didn't make enough return cause the economy sucks.
The economy sucks because LHC black holed the money.
LHC blackhole'd the money because some bastard was hacking that shit.
Some bastard was hacking that shit because he was bored and L337.
He was bored and L337 because his qubits were busy.
His qubits were busy because he touched himself at night (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw).
he touched himself at night because he was alone
He was alone because he was a /B/-TARD.
he was a /B/-TARD because he started /B/
He started /b/ because he was an hero.
he was a hero cause he saved countless children from disaster.
He saved countless children from disaster because Michael Jackson had to be stopped!
MJ Had to be stopped because HE WAS A ZOMBIE NOW.
he was a zombie now cause he hired a quack.
He hired a quack because he wanted some duckroll.
he wanted some duckroll cause the shape and size reminded him of *censored*
The shape reminded him of OOOOOOO because ROLLERBLADES WERE B&!.
rollerblades were b&! due to paranoia agent's lil' slugger beating people while on them.
little sluger was beating on people cause i broek it again ;___;
I broek it because advertisements said it could handle the weight
ads said it could handle the weight cause they wanted PROFIT.
they wanted PROFIT because the economy is down.
the economy is down cause bush was STUPEED~
Bush was stupid because he had spent his childhood in a DREAMWORLD OF MAGIC.
he spent his childhood in a dreamworld of magic cause he got drunk and stoned in college.
he got drunk and stoned in college because he was frustated
He was frustated since he don't have a sink to dominate
He didn't have a sink to dominate because the ANTS WERE ALREADY DOING THAT.
the anst were already doing that cause they had nowhere else to go.
They had nowhere else to go because their boss had screwed up the market for ant eggs.
the boss screwed up the maret for ant eggs because it seemed like a good investment at the time.
It seemed like a good investment at the time because he'd been listening to CAGAYAKE! GIRLS for 3 hours straight.
he'd been listening to CAGAYAKE! GIRLS for 3 hours straight cause the dial was broken.
The dial was broken because he use it as a bullet
He used it as a bullet because he was out of ammunition, aluminium cans and bottles to put in his Rock-It launcher.
He was out of ammunition, aluminum cans and bottles to put in his Rock-It launcher because that day was the day the truck came to pick up the recycling.
And THAT was because he'd screwed the truck driver's 12-year old sister last night. hey, what was I supposed to write?
He'd screwed the truck driver's 12-year old sister last night because his daddy beat him.
His daddy beat him because he wasn't good enough at THE FOOTYBALLS.
he wasn't good enough at the FOOTYBALLS due to a childhood accident.
Wherein he had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves.
He had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves because general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline.
general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline because he is inbred.
He is inbred because no one in his family has ever been able to get attentiion from the opposite sex.
no one has been able to get attention from the opposite sex because their family was viewed as taboo.
their family was viewed as taboo due to the curse.
The family was cursed because they pissed off the witch of the waste.
They pissed off the witch of the waste because they were loudly singing along to YMCA.
the were loudly singing along to YMCA because they were working as a Village People cover band.
They were working as a Village People cover-band because they gonna make that doller or die tryin' (straight up).
They were gonna make that doller or die tryin' cause they needed to send the money back to the old country.
They needed to send money back to the old country because their government requires a vast army, which they intend to fund.
Their government required a vast army because they were constantly at war.
They were constantly at war because this is Sparta. The old country. The old country is Sparta.
The old country is Sparta because they're greek.
They're Greek because they made a contract with Kyuubei. That required them. To be. Greek.
They made a contract with Kyuubei because TO DEFEAT THE POWERS DINING IN HELL THEY HAD TO USE SOMETHING FAR MORE EVIL THEMSELVES
They had to use something far more evil than themselves because they weren't evil at all, they were chaotic-neutral.
They were chaotic-neutral because of the existence of a comic book about the Kool-Aid Man
The Kool-Aid Man comic existed because Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics, he made his own in retribution.
Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics because he really wanted to be a lumberjack
He wanted to be a lumberjack because his father was a lumberjack, and that's ok, he slept all night and he worked all day.
He slept all night and he worked all day because he liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
He liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars because his father never loved him. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818)
His father never loved him because HE MADE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
He made something like that for his birthday because the Kool-Aid Man is red
The Kool-Aid Man is red because IT'S ACTUALLY BLOOD.
It's hamster blood because no goats were available. :\
No goats where available because it was Goat Awareness Day
It was Goat Awareness Day because the Magistrate had just made the new holiday. :3
The Magistrate had just made the new holiday because they where bored and wanted to make a new holiday
They were bored and made a new holiday because all their games had burned up in a fire.
All their games had burned up in a fire because the ghosts of alligators played with matches
The ghosts of alligators played with matches because Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them.
Smokey the Bear was too busy to stop them because he was trying to jump-start his car using potatoes
He was trying to jump start his car using potatoes because no batteries were available.
No batteries where available because they're being used to power an overclocked Game Gear
They were being used to power an overclocked Game Gear because the convention was going on (and a pile of nerds were playing).
The convention was going on because of some guys trying to get Half-Life 2 to run on a Commodore 64
Some guys were trying to run Half-Life 2 on a Commodore 64 because the Amiga was broken. ;^;
The Amiga was broken because somebody used the CD drive as a cup holder
Somebody used the cd drive as a cupholder because they were multitasking and needed the space.
They where multitasking and needed the space because they needed room for the chess board
They needed room for the chess board because it was part of the plot needed to catch Navon du Sandau's attention.
It was part of the plot because Navon du Sandau loved chess.
Navon du Sandau loved chess because it's like Disgaea...without the exploding penguins
Chess is like Disgaea (without the exploding penguins) because both exploit military-like strategies.
Both exploit military-like strategies because it's more interesting than C-SPAN
it's more interesting than c-span because anything is more interesting than c-span.
Anything is more interesting than C-SPAN because they don't have bacon
They don't have bacon because they ate it all (providing potential for massive heart attacks).
They ate it all because any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day.
Any leftovers would've gone bad by the following day because a mad scientist will turn them into evil bacon
A mad scientist would turn them into bacon because Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas.
Hououin Kyouma is out of bananas because Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIHvoY73-P4) ate them all.
Monkey ate them all for he's a fan of fair trade bananas.
He's a fan of fair trade bananas because they were sold at his school.
They were sold at his school because they needed to raise money to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button
They needed to purchase an 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button for the Barrage Button Song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7M0_tkesyg&feature=related)
The Barrage Button Song, because they like to mash buttons
They like to mash buttons because they don't have the strategy guide so they don't know the combos. :\
They don't have the strategy guide (So they don't know the combos) because a cat is sleeping on top of it
A cat is sleeping on it because it doesn't like the cat bed they got for it.
It doesn't like the cat bed they got for it because the bed smells like a wet dog
The cat bed smells like a wet dog because Lassie just saved Timmy from a well.
Lassie just saved Timmy from a well because he gets stuck in everything
He gets stuck in everything because he's covered in glue.
He's covered in glue because crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past.
Crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past because he'd get $60
He'd get 60$ because they were too poor to pay him properly.
They where too poor to pay him properly because all their money went into the development of combustible lemons
All their money went into the development of combustible lemons because of the WAAAAR.
Because of the WAAAAR, they can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
They can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch cause of the mascot, who was disowned.
Because of the mascot, who was disowned, the Weighted Companion Cube threatened to stab someone, and in fact did speak
The companion cube spoke because it did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano.
It did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano, because the volcano wasn't really angry in the first place.
It wasn't really angry in the first place because somebody threw in a different Companion Cube earlier
Someone threw in a different companion cube earlier because they couldn't take it with them.
They couldn't take it with them because it was too heavy
It was too heavy because it was an IBM and thus built to last.
It was an IBM because it shipped with OS/2
It shipped with OS/2 because they ran out of OS/3. :3
They ran out of OS/3 because it was really, really good looking
it was really, really good looking because it was released with graphics from the FUTURE.
It was released with graphics from the future because the Time Lords made it
The Time Lords made it because they needed it to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned to a brain in a jar.
They needed to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned into a brain in a jar because she needed to continue her affair with the king.
She needed to continue her affair with the king because he promised her a shrubbery
He promised her a shrubbery because she had lots of dirt on him.
She had lots of dirt on him because she's a spy
She's a spy because life is full of surprises.
She's full of surprises because she was raised that way.
She was raised that way because it's more interesting
it's more interesting because her parents were raised in stuffy libraries.
Her parents where raised in stuffy libraries because the library was a frontend for their secret operations
the library was a front end for their secret operations because it was run by CAL.
It was run by CAL because HAL was too busy not letting Dave do that
HAL was too busy not letting dave do that because he screws everything up.
He screws everything up because the monkey wouldn't teach him what to do
The monkey wouldn't teach him what to do because it was too busy saving the world. (http://ppg.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=232)
It was too busy saving the world because the Doctor was on vacation that day
The doctor was on vacation that day because the Daleks had set up a base in Hawaii.
The Daleks had set up a base in Hawaii because Alaska was taken by the Cybermen
Alaska was taken by the cybermen because they needed the vast oil reserves under the polar bears' butts.
They needed the vast oil reserves under the polar bears' butts because they hadn't been upgraded to be powered by alcohol, like Bender
They hadn't been upgraded to be powered by Alcohol because they came from a sober planet.
They come from a sober planet because Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze
Ninja Cybermen stole all the booze to give to Bender the Great.
They give to Bender the Great so they don't have to bite his glorious golden ass
They didn't want to bite his glorious golden ass because all that glitters was hemorrhoids.
All that glitters was hemorrhoids because he misused duct tape
He misued duct tape because no one taught him the proper way.
No one taught him the proper way because they where too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party
They were too busy having a Microsoft Hearts LAN Party because Bill Gates was in town.
Bill Gates was in town because he wanted to promote that Windows 3.11 is now available for the Xbox 360
He wanted to promote that 3.1 is now available for the 360 because he secretly always had a loli fetish
He secretly had a loli fetish because he is Pedobear in disguise
He is pedobear in disguise because pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal.
Pedobear had to go underground after the "Loli in Charge" scandal because of an army of lolis riding on sharks as big as Jaws coming to kill him
the lolis wanted to kill him because they were sick of him pushing them around.
They where sick of him pushing them around because it was too crowded
it was too crowded cause it was japan :\
It was Japan because Tokyo is the center of the universe
Tokyo is the center of the universe because Boston was busy.
Boston was busy because the classic rock band, Boston, was having a concert there
Boston was having a concert in Boston because they loved that dirty water.
They loved the dirty water because it tasted like purple
it tasted like purple because it wasn't nyquil.
It wasn't NyQuil because NyQuil is red like the Kool-Aid Man
Nyquil is red like the Kool-Aid Man because it was cherry flavour.
(btw, nyquil is GREEN!!)
It was cherry flavour because it's the finest of the flavours
(Yes, regular NyQuil is green; I'm just more used to seeing the cherry flavored one, which is red)
It's the finest of flavours because of the saturation.
(if green had a flavour, it would be nyquil.)
Because of the saturation, it tasted like a substance that's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
it tasted like a substance that's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea because the perp was japanese.
The perp was Japanese because we drink Ritalin
(I have that song stuck in my head now...)
We drink ritalin because you chase solo.
(awesome, isn't it. =w=)
You chase solo because submarines are burning in hell
(It is. So catchy...)
Submarines are burning in hell because there's some food i want to eat.
There's some food I want to eat because that Animutation is giving me the munchies
Animutation is giving me the munchies because i'm craving sugar.
I'm craving sugar because I smell cake
I smell cake because i'm baking one tomorrow.
I'm baking one tomorrow because my clone is going to work for me
My clone is going to work for me because this twitch won't go away.
This twitch won't go away because it lives to be annoying
It lives to be annoying because it wants to follow in its father's footsteps.
It wants to follow in it's father's footsteps because it's father wears a bowtie
The father wears a bow tie because bow ties are cool. -w-
Bowties are cool because decorative vegetables never caught on
Decorative vegetables never caught on because they rot.
They rot because they can't hold up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
They can't hole up to wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff because their molecular structure isn't strong enough.
Their molecular structure isn't strong enough because they aren't blue
They aren't blue because they weren't flowers.
They weren't flowers because they didn't roll a 20 when deciding their character class
They didn't roll 20's when deciding character classes because they were using D10's.
They where using d10's because they where too cheap to buy a d20
they were too cheap to buy a d20 because all the d20s in stock that day were gold-plated.
All the d20s in stock that day where gold-plated because an alchemist did it
an alchemist did it because no one but the elric brothers were available.
No one but the Elric brothers where avaliable because they where trying to find the Philosopher's d20
They were trying to find the Philosopher's D20 because they were trying to save there mom (by turning her from a chimera into a nerd).
They where trying to save their mom by turning her into a nerd because nerdy girls are cool
Nerdy girls are cool because they're a rare pokemon.
They're a rare Pokémon because an evil gang of Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding
The Rattatas and Bidoofs forced them into hiding because. they're. EVERYWHERE.
They're everywhere because they developed a cloning machine
They developed a cloning machine because the flesh wasn't doing it anymore.
The Flesh wasn't doing it anymore because he was too busy playing the role of himself on "Action League Now!"
Cookie for anybody who remembers that show
(i watched about 6-7 episodes of that overnight during a final)
He was too busy playing himself on "Action League Now!" because his stunt double was sick.
His stunt double was sick because the insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him
(I remember watching that show as a kid, along with Invader Zim)
The insanely spicy chili he had for lunch didn't agree with him because he doesn't like spicy food.
He doesn't like spicy food because spicy food killed his father
Spicy food killed his father because of a gang rivalry.
There was a gang rivalry because there was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco
There was a Panic at the Chocolate Disco because Hansel and Gretel showed up.
Hansel and Gretel showed up because they heard that there would be gingerbread cookies
They heard there would be gingerbread cookies because The Muffin Man put out a rumor.
The Muffin Man put out a rumor because he was trying to lure people to come see Tommy Wiseau's The Room
He was trying to lure people to see The Room because the producers had him on commission.
The producers had him on commission because he was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux
He was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux because he was very, very bored.
He was very, very bored because he forgot to bring his Game Boy
He forgot to bring his Game Boy because he was rushing out the door.
He was rushing out the door because his house was on fire
His house was on fire because his fire flower garden had come into bloom.
His fire flower garden had come into bloom because he used really expensive fertilizer
He used really expensive fertilizer because he wanted only the best.
He only wanted the best because he had a big ego
He had a big ego because he was compensating.
He was compensating because he was too cheap to buy pills to make it bigger
He was too cheap because he was raised poor.
He was raised poor because his mom had a gambling addiction
His mom had a gambling addiction because there were no bars in the area.
There were no bars in the area because the last wave of zombies overran the village and forced all the bartenders and townsfolk to take up defensive positions within the local casino.
The last wave of zombies overran the village because They Ran Out Of Ammo.
They Ran Out Of Ammo because they really wanted that ink ribbon so they could use a typewriter
They wanted the ink ribbon for the type writer because they were OLD SKOOL. 8)
They where OLD SKOOL because they where into steampunk
They were into steampunk because steam was the only power they could harness.
Steam was the only power they could harness because they lived in Steam City
Urge to post link to Steam Detectives theme song...rising...
They lived in Steam City because Ray Steam was the Mayor.
(high school anime club and me just finished watching steam boy a few days ago)
Ray Steam was the Mayor because he had a really nice suit
He had a really nice suit because he was married to the heiress of a large foundation.
He was married to the heiress of a large foundation because she bribed him with free paperclips
She bribed him with free paperclips because she couldn't get anyone else.
She couldn't get anyone else because they where too busy playing extreme hopscotch
To the extreme! *air guitar*
um.... what the fu-- is going on here?
(don't ask, just go with it.)
They were too busy playing extreme hopscotch because it was the only sports team they could get on to.
It was the only sports team they could get on to because they where terrible at chess
They were terrible at chess because they had donated their brains to science.
They donated their brains to science because they where given $60 to do so
They were given $60 to do so because the place down the street only offered $50.
The place down the street only offered $50 because the extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights
The extra $10 is used to pay for gold-painted paperweights because the owner can't resist the bling.
The owner can't resist the bling because he loves shiny objects
He loves shiny objects because his mother was a crow.
His mother was a crow because his father was Birdman
His father was Birdman because his grandpa was an Attorney at Law.
His grandpa was an Attorney at Law because he likes watching Law & Order
He likes watching Law and Order because it's the only show he gets on his tv.
It's the only show he gets on his TV because the V-chip locked out everything else
The V-chip locked out everything else because his mom was overprotective.
His mom was overprotective because she was extremely opinionated about television
She was extremely opinionated about television because she thought it attacked people in their sleep.
She though it attacked people in their sleep because she found her TV lying on the floor the next morning
She found her tv lying on the floor the next morning because the cat knocked it off the table.
The cat knocked it off the table because it was in the way of it's food bowl
It was in the way of its food bowl because they had very little space.
They had very little space because they lived in a shack
They lived in a shack because they inherited it from her grandfather, who was a hippie.
They inherited it from her grandmother because she was keeping the van for herself
she was keeping it for herself because she was selfish.
She was selfish because she was born that way
She was born that way because her birth was part of an ancient dark ritual.
Her birth was part of an ancient dart ritual because they wanted to keep the ghost Digimon away
They wanted to keep the ghost digimon away because they were in cahoots with the ghostbusters.
They were in cahoots with the Ghostbusters because they where promised a free case of Hi-C Ecto Cooler (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/ectocooler.jpg)
They were promised a free case of hi-c ecto cooler because they saw the commercial on tv (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001979).
They saw the commercial on TV because they where watching The Commercial Channel
(All commercials, all the time!)
They were watching the commercial channel because the v chip blocked everything else (again).
The V-Chip blocked everything else again because it was malfunctioning this time
It was malfunctioning this time because they didn't take proper care of it.
They didn't take proper care of it because they have money to waste
They have money to waste because they won the tricky two.
They won the tricky two because they had a very lucky rabbit's foot; one that's still attached to a live rabbit
They had a very lucky rabbit's foot because they were former fur trappers.
They where former fur trappers because they needed something to make their fur suits out of
They needed something to make their fur suits our of because they ran out of fake fur.
They ran out of fake fur because they made fuzzy slippers with it
They made fuzzy slippers with it because they were cold.
They where cold because they slept in the freezer
They slept in the freezer because it was warmer than outside.
It was warmer than outside because they where in Antarctica
They were in Antarctica because they were hunting penguins.
They where hunting penguins because they though the penguins where Prinnies
They thought the penguins were prinnies because they look so similar.
They look so similar because they are closely related
They are closely related because evolution likes to mess with stuff.
Evolution likes to mess with stuff because it made the Teletubbies and couldn't get enough
Televisions in their stomachs; now that's evolution
it couldn't get enough because it was addicted to the thrill (it was a dangerous love affair).
i totally didn't just reference a rap song)
It was addicted to the thrill because it loved to live on the edge
It loved to live on the edge because it had its mail forwarded there.
It had it's mail forwarded there because it moved out of it's parents house
It moved out of it's parents house because it was a big kid now.
It was a big kid now because it was wearing Pull-Ups training pants
It was wearing Pull-Ups because it ran out of pants.
It ran out of pants because they where stolen by panty raiders
They were stolen by panty raiders because they were actually looking for Panty and Stocking.
They where actually looking for Panty and Stocking because they where needed for an epic crossover with Sailor Moon
They were needed for an epic crossover with Sailor Moon because they were short on guest stars.
They where short on guest stars because of a lack of advertizing
There was a lack of advertising because they were poorly funded.
They where poorly funded because viewers like us were not donating enough money
Viewers like us weren't donating enough money because we're stingy.
because you didnt eat your meat.
They didn't eat their meat because it was rotten.
it was looking at me.
(YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG)
It was looking at them because it was mutated.
It was mutated because Dr. Insano was experimenting on it
Dr. Insano was experimenting on it because he was bored. :\
he was bored because his TV was broken.
His TV was broken because he attempted to upgrade it
he attempted to upgrade it cause it was 13 inches wide.
It was 13 inches wide because every other size was sold out
every other size was sold out because he bought it the day after black friday.
He bought it the day after Black Friday because he won the lotto
he won the lotto because he was a compulsive gambler.
He was a compulsive gambler because he was terrible at saving money
he was terrible at saving money because his father wasn't around to teach him.
His father wasn't around to teach him because his father was on a journey to become the very best
His father was on a journey to become the very best because his father was secretly Giovanni.
His father was secretly Giovanni because he wanted to keep home and work separate
he wanted to keep home and work seperate because he had seen what damage not doing so can do.
He has seen what damage not doing so can do because he read books about it
he read books about it because he was well educated.
He was well educated because he went to a high-end boarding school
he went to a high-end boarding school because his parents didn't want to deal with him.
His parents didn't want to deal with him because he hated sauerkraut
he hated saurkraut because he was allergic.
He was allergic because of medicine he was taking
he was allergic because of the medicine he was taking because it was a high-dose placebo.
It was a high dose placebo because his doctor is a quack
the doctor was a quack because he comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks.
He comes from a long line of psuedo-science practicing ducks because he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack
he didn't want to become the next DJ Quack-Quack because he felt it would dishonour his family.
He felt it would dishonor his family because his great grandfather was the Disco Duck
His great grandfather was the disco duck because his great grandmother was a goose whore. >>;
His great grandmother was a goose whore because she needed to pay her overdue library books
she needed to pay her overdue library books because she couldn't return them.
She couldn't return them because the drop box was broken
the drop box was broken because leroy jenkins was stuck inside it.
Leroy Jenkins was stick inside it because he blindly charged in
he blindly charged in because he's leroy jenkins.
He's Leroy Jenkins because he isn't Mr. T
he isn't mr. t because mr. t was miles away at the time.
Mr. T was miles away at the time because he was climbing Mt. Fuji
he was climbing mt. fuji because he was filming a japanese energy drink commercial.
He was filming a Japanese energy drink commercial because he couldn't be in the Morning Rescue commercials
He couldn't be in the morning rescue commercials because they were booked solid.
They where booked solid because everybody wanted to be in their ads
Everybody wanted to be in their ads because Madoka Magica made it so popular.
Madoka Magica made it so popular because Ben-To was promoting the Sega Saturn
Ben-to was promoting the Sega Saturn because of a sweet endorsement deal.
...a sweet endorsement deal because they wanted to play the new Sonic the Hedgehog game
they wanted to play the new sonic game because they were addicted to the series.
They were addicted to the series because they liked it more than Mario
they liked it more than mario because mario dissapointed them constantly.
Mario disappointed them constantly because he wasn't the fastest thing alive
He wasn't the fastest thing alive because he had eaten one too many of peach's cakes.
He had eaten one too many of Peach's cakes because she makes awesome cakes
she makes awesome cakes because she was taught by Tayce T.
She was taught by Tayce T. because Tayce T. is an Iron Chef
Tayce T. is an iron chef because she can turn metal into food.
She can turn metal into food because she has a magic frying pan
She has a magic frying pan because she is a touhou
She is a Touhou because just cooking isn't enough
It isn't enough because she is cooking for a king
she is cooking for a king because she needed a job.
She needed a job because she needs to support her anime addiction
She needs to support her anime addiction because she said no to drugs.
She said no to drugs because she said yes to tacos
She said yes to tacos because she made them.
She made them because she doesn't like Taco Bell
She doesn't like taco bell because she isn't a stoner
She isn't a stoner because mountain trolls are an endangered species
Mountain trolls are an endangered species because Taco Bell is destroying their homes
Taco bell is destroying their homes so they can harvest mountain troll manure
They harvest mountain troll nature because they're trying to DOMESTICATE THEM FOR TROLL-TACOS.
they're trying to domesticate them for troll-tacos because they're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food.
They're trying to appeal to a regional market with exotic food because they're hosting an international martial arts tournament
they're hosting an international martial arts tournament because they need the publicity
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They need the publicity because their company is about to go under.
because they're taco bell and they freaking suck, also their staff is monkeys
their staff is monkeys because they can't afford slave labour.
They can't afford slave labour because they blow their money on coffee
They blow their money on coffee because they're addicted to crack
They're addicted to crack because it's cheaper than Magic: The Gathering
crack is cheaper than M:TG because, heck, what's not
everything is cheaper than magic because it's made from PURE HOGWARTS REJECTS.
It's made from pure Hogwarts rejects because they are easy to obtain
they are easy to obtain because they have nowhere else to go.
They have nowhere else to go because they're not welcome at the Star Trek convention
They're not welcome at the Star Trek convention because they keep cosplaying as Spaceballs.
They keep cosplaying as Spaceballs because it's their favorite movie
it's their favourite movie because they haven't seen anything else.
They haven't seen anything else because their local theater only plays 2 movies
their local theater only plays 2 movies because the owner is stubborn.
The owner is stubborn because he feels the money is better spent elsewhere
he feels the money is better spent elsewhere because he's Ebenezer Scrooge.
He's Ebenezer Scrooge because he isn't Scrooge McDuck
He isn't Scrooge McDuck because he's human.
He's human because he wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat
He wasn't lucky enough to be born a cat because karma prevented it.
Karma prevented it because he stuck gum under his desk in school
He stuck gum under his desk at school because it was nicotine gum that he chewed all the time.
It was the nicotine gum he chewed all the time because he doesn't like Doublemint gum
he doesn't like doublemint gum because the doublemint twins give him nightmares.
The Doublemint Twins give him nightmares because he finds them creepy
he finds them creepy because he's secretly gay.
He's secretly gay because he likes Twilight
Bleach. Yay for Toonami! >w<
(wrong thread, dude)
He likes twilight because it was all he had to read while he was in prison.
(I was sleepy last night, and mistook this for "Whts playing?" ^_^;;; )
He had to read while he was in prison because it was the only way to pass the time
it was the only way to pass the time because he was in solitary confinement.
He was in solitary confinement because he was caught stealing duct tape from Lowe's
he was caught stealing duct tape from lowe's because he decided to go for the fancy stuff.
(you know, someday i want to compile this into a book. xD)
He decided to go for the fancy stuff because he wanted to make his car stand out
(That would be awesome xD)
he wanted to make his car stand out because he was trying to impress the locals.
He was trying to impress the locals because he wanted to become the next hokage
he wanted to become the next Hokage because Naruto was his childhood hero.
Naruto was his childhood hero because he liked Naruto more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
He liked Naruto more than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because Naruto is more relatable.
Naruto is more relatable because he's 1\4 Japanese
he's 1/4 japanese because neither of his parents had black hair.
Neither of his parents had black hair because they where both brunette
they were both brunette because they dyed their hair.
(they actually had blonde and red hair. do your research, dude >w>; )
They dyed their hair because they like different colored hair
they like different coloured hair because they're anime characters.
They're anime characters because they didn't want to be live action characters
They didn't want to be live action characters because live action is boring.
Live action is boring because reality is boring
Reality is boring because people don't have imaginations.
People don't have imaginations because Nej is eating their creativity
I am eating everyone's creativity because it's the tastiest meal!
it's the tastiest meal because it tastes like MAGIC.
It tastes like magic because it takes the form of a bowl of Lucky Charms
it takes the form of a bowl of lucky charms because it doesn't know how to look like anything else.
It doesn't know how to look like anything else because it doesn't have enough concentrated magic to do anything else
it doesn't have enough concentrated magic to do anything else because it's a low-level mage.
It's a low level mage because it keeps dieing in battle
it keeps dying in battle because no one will party with it.
No one will party with it because it's not Mario
it's not mario because its parents are from poland.
Its parents are from Poland because they liked it there
they liked it there because they didn't fit in anywhere else.
They didn't fit in anywhere else because they liked dubstep
they liked dubstep because they have horrible taste.
They have horrible taste because their taste buds are messed up
their taste buds are messed up because they were mutated in the blast fall.
They where mutated in the blast fall because their bodies where not ready for a blast of pure science
Their bodies were not ready for a blast of pure science because they didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator.
They didn't come from the Homolust Challenge Generator because they came from a long-lost Instant D&D Campaign Generator
They came from a long-lost D&D campaign generator because they're from the 90's.
They're from the '90s because the '90s where da bomb
the 90's were da bomb because da bomb hadn't been dropped.
Da bomb hadn't been dropped because Kamina disarmed it
Kamina disarmed it because he was looking out for bros over hoes.
He was looking out for bros over hoes because he wasn't a gardener
(Thus, hoes where of no interest to him -w-)
He wasn't a gardener because he has a black thumb.
He had a black thumb because he worked in the oilfield
He worked in the oilfield because there were no other jobs.
There were no other jobs because he was overqualified for them
he was overqualified for them because he graduated from college at the age of 3.
He graduated college at the age of 3 because he's a prodigy
he's a prodigy because he has good genes.
He had good genes because his mother was a designer
Say it out loud. Fail xD
His mother was a designer because SHE had good jeans. -w-
She had good jeans because she had access to the best materials
she had access to the best materials because she was rich.
She was rich because she ran a successful clothing store
She ran a successful clothing store because she inherited it.
She inherited it because her grandmother wanted to retire
Her grandmother wanted to retire because she was lazy.
She was lazy because the couch was really comfortable
The couch was really comfortable because it was coated in fleece.
It was coated in fleece because it was custom-ordered
It was custom ordered because AMERICA IS A FAT COUNTRY
America is a fat country because McDonald's is trying to take over the world
mcdonald's is trying to take over the world because their CEO is a megalomaniac. :\
Their CEO in a megalomaniac because that's the norm in america.
that's the norm in america because we have an entitlement mentality.
Because we suck and we like turkey.
We all suck and like turkey because it can be deep fried.
It can be deep fried because AMERICA and because oil is hot.
oil is hot because cold oil is solid.
Cold oil is solid because Asagi is a piece of shit
Asagi is a piece of shit because SHUT UP DAMMIT
Shut up dammit, because I'd kick an indigent drug-addled hoarder in the shins for a "piece of shit" like Asagi.
I'd kick an indigent drug-addled hoarder in the shins for a "piece of shit" like Asagi because donuts are delicious
donuts are delicious because vash trigun says so. :3
Vash Trigun says so because he's sponsored by Dunkin Donuts
He's sponsored by dunkin donuts because they needed a spokesperson.
They needed a spokesperson because advertising works
advertising works because peoples' minds are easily molded.
Peoples' minds are easily molded because their brains are made of Play-Dough
their brains are made of play-dough because it was the only material that was the proper colour.
It was the only material of proper color because the craft store was closed that day
the craft store was closed that day because there was a death in the family.
There was a death in the family because the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from Jackass
the store owner's brother was reenacting stunts from jackass because he didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy.
He didn't have a proper outlet for his excess energy because he had a boring office job
he had a boring office job because he didn't pay attention in school.
He didn't pay attention in school because he'd always sleep through the lectures
He'd always sleep through the lectures because he was kept up all night by caring for his family.
He was kept up all night by caring for his family because his wife was lazy
his wife was lazy because she was an MTV teen mom wannabe.
She was an MTV teen mom wannabe because she wants to be on Jersey Shore
She wants to be on Jersey Shore because she's a media whore who doesn't care what she's on.
She's a media whore who doesn't care what she's on because she has no sense of standards
she has no sense of standards because she was raised in the heartland.
She was raised in the heartland because her parents were Jack and Diane
SUCKING ON A CHILI DOG </john_mellencamp> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_Diane)
her parents were jack and diane because her grandparents were huge john mellencamp fans.
Her grandparents were huge John Mellencamp fans because they knew him personally
they knew him personally because they were groupies.
They were groupies because they didn't want to join the circus
they didn't want to join the circus because they didn't like animals.
They didn't like animals because a leopard ate their cheeseburgers
A leopard ate their cheeseburgers because it was starving.
It was starving because the zoo needed a new feeder
the zoo needed a new feeder because the old one broke in an industrial accident.
The old one broke in an industrial accident because the walrus was tired of people calling it "Paul"
The walrus was tired of people calling it Paul because it wasn't the OSC member, Paul.
It wasn't the OSC member, Paul, because it was Zen
Zen is totally a walrus-panda hybrid -w-
it was Zen because it was a buddhist zoo.
It was a Buddhist zoo because Sprout Tower was down the street
Where elf trainers go to practice Buddhism </pokenam>
Sprout Tower was down the street because it really WAS a small world after all.
It really WAS a small world after all because they were living in a Game Boy game
They were living in a game boy game because the linx games were old and crumbling.
The Lynx games where old and crumbling because Atari made them out of old cookie dough
aTaRi mAdE tHeM oUt oF oLd cOoKiE dOuGh bEcAuSe tHe pRiCe fOr pLaStIcS wAs aT aN aLl tImE hIgH.
The price for plastics was at an all time high because Dr. Insano has cornered the market on plastics
dR. iNsAnO hAd cOrNeRed tHe mArKeT oN pLaStIcS bEcAuSe hE wAs tHe oNlY oNe wItH tHe sUpPlIeS tO mAkE tHeM.
He was the only one with the supplies to make them because the others lacked sufficient science to make the supplies
tHe oThErS lAcKeD tHe sCiEnCe tO mAkE tHe sUpPlIeS bEcAuSe tHeY wEnT tO aN iNfErIoR sChOoL.
They went to an inferior school because their parents were too cheap to pay for anything nicer
tHeir pArEnTs wErE tOo cHeAp tO pAy fOr aNyThInG nIcEr bEcAuSe tHeY gReW uP pOoR.
They grew up poor because their parents where compulsive gamblers
their parents WERE compulsive gamblers because they were raised in a casino.
They were raised in a casino because it was cheaper than daycare
it was cheaper than daycare because they lived in tokyo.
They lived in Tokyo because they were oblivious to Godzilla
they were oblivious to godzilla because they were hard of hearing and sight.
They were hard of hearing and sight because they were exposed to bad science
they were exposed to bad science because they lived on the bikini atoll in the 40's and 50's.
They lived on the bikini atoll in the '40s and '50s because they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel Air
they couldn't move in with their auntie and uncle in bel air because their house was already full.
Their house was already full because they were throwing an epic party
they were throwing an epic party because it was bel air, duh.
It was Bel Air, duh, because it wasn't Albuquerque
it wasn't albuquerque because they lived nowhere near the desert.
They lived nowhere neat the desert because they didn't have a horse with no name
they didn't have a horse with no name because they cared enough about their horses to name them.
They cared enough about their horses to name them because riding around on a horse named "Epona" is awesome -w-
riding a horse named "Epona" is awesome because it sounds like a ghetto my little pony.
It sounds like a ghetto My Little Pony because a horse by that name was on the short-lived MTV series, Pimp My Horse
He was on Pimp My Horse because he was a former Kentucky Derby race star.
He was a former Kentucky Derby race star because he retired after winning several championships
he retired because he was 84 (in horse years).
He was 84 (in horse years) because he wasn't a dog
he wasn't a dog because he was too big to race with the greyhounds.
He was too big to race with the greyhounds because he's a horse
he's a horse because he was born that way.
He was born that way because he was conceived in the parking lot of a Lady Gaga concert
he was conceived in the parking lot of a lady gaga concert because his parents are gaga whores.
His parents are gaga whores because they've never heard of Miku
they had never heard of miku because they literally live under a rock.
They literally live under a rock because living under rocks is cool
living under rocks is cool because they don't know any better.
They don't know any better because they're secretly aliens
they're secretly aliens because people can't come up with another word for what they are.
People can't come up with another word for what they are because they can't figure out how to pronounce Kwyjibo
they can't figure out how to pronunce kwyjibo because they have no experience with foriegn languages.
They have no experience with foreign languages because they grew up in the backwoods
they grew up in the backwoods because they were born in creole country.
They were born in creole country because the dungeon master was pissed off at them
the dungeon master was pissed off at them because everything pisses her off.
Everything pisses her off because one of the players loves to needlessly complicate things
one of the players needlessly complicates things because the other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line.
The other players can't hold their own enough to keep him in line because they use jump ropes and briefcases as weapons
Jump ropes are cool -w-
they use jumpropes and briefcases as weapons because they're ill-equipped for battle.
They're ill-equipped for battle because they left their bazookas at home
Much like Toad (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/bazooka.png) -w-
they left their bazookas at home because they were too heavy.
They were too heavy because they bought them from Heavy Weapons Guy
they bought them from the heavy weapons guy because everyone else was sold out.
Everyone else was sold out because the 11th Doctor said "Bazookas are cool"
the 11th Doctor said "Bazookas are Cool" because he was paid.
He was paid because there was well-documented research indicating that people such as him function better when they are given incentives like money in exchange for their work
There was well-documented research indicating that people such as him function better when they are given incentives like money in exchange for their work because they were too busy to determine that Canadian bacon is ordinary ham
They were too busy to determine that canadian bacon is ordinary ham because people are too uncreative to make smooth literary transitions.[/courier]
People are too uncreative to make smooth literary transitions because they suck at writing yet insist upon doing so anyway
they insist on doing it anyway because it's their passion.
It's their passion because they have nothing better to do
they have nothing better to do because everyone else is busy.
Everyone else is busy because they have school
Everyone has school because the government forces them to.
the government forces them to because it's part of a large, all-encompassing conspiracy to turn us into cybermen.
They want to turn us into cybermen because they are all secret Whovian zealots, and are 100% sure he will come if they convert enough people to be a threat.
they're sure he'll come because he always does.
He always does because he really likes it here
he really likes it here because people feed him.
They feed him because if they didn't he'd eat them.
he'd eat them because he lacks self-control.
He lacks self control because its not in his programing
It's not in his programming because the developers were lazy
the developers were lazy because writing code is really hard, man.... >>;
Writing code is really hard because it's a form of rocket science
It's a form of rocket science because it helped make them.
it helped make them because it owed them a favour.
It owed them a favor because they saved it's home planet
They saved its home planet because they kept their bottlecap collection there
they kept their bottle cap collection there because they were afraid it would get stolen
they were afraid it would get stolen because bottle caps are the most valuable material in the world...
bottlecaps are the most valuable material in the world because there are so many different kinds. (GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!)
There are man different kinds because there are many different cultures.
there are many different cultures because the tower of babel fell.
The Tower of Babel fell because Godzilla attacked it
Godzilla attacked it because it was something to do.
It was something to do because, honestly, it's mere existence pissed Godzilla to no end...
Its mere existence pissed Godzilla to no end because he couldn't fit in the doorway
He couldn't fit in the doorways because it was only XL
It was only XL because they didn't have the tech to build it any higher
they didn't have the tech to build it any higher because it was before the invention of the flux capacitor.
They hadn't invented the flux capacitor because the aliens hadn't invaded yet.
The aliens hadn't invaded yet because they have trouble with pantry doors (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cqAJol3OkY)
they have trouble with there pantry doors because there are made of lazers
they're made of lazers because they have evolved to a higher form.
they evolved to a hire form because of their enemies.
...their enemies because they tried to steal their stash of Twinkies
They tried to steal their stash of Twinkies because the factory closed down
the factory closed down because there wasn't enough demand.
There wasn't enough demand because people realized they were overrated
They realized they were over Rated because the Recepie belonged to this Moron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Del_Rio), disgracing the good standship of the People of SLP
the recipe belonged to that moron because his daddy bought it for him.
His daddy bought it for him because he didn't know how to cook.
He didn't know how to cook because he didn't have a stove
He didn't have a stove because Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up.
Achmid the Dead Terrorist blew it up because explosions are cool
Explosions are cool because of Mythbusters are cool.
Mythbusters made explosions cool because they mixed it with science
They mixed it with Science because if they didn't they would get in trouble.
they'd get in trouble because there are laws against vandalism.
There are law against vandalism because of threats to paint the white house pink
There were threats to pain the white house pink because the Barbie Mafia was rising in power
The Barbie Mafia was rising in power due to the release of Barbie Linux.
Because of the release of Barbie Linux, My Little Plan 9 (http://ostan-collections.net/wiki/index.php?title=Plan_9) was created to compete with it
My Little Plan 9 was created to compete with it because the government didn't want a monopoly in place.
The government didn't want a monopoly in place because they already had a game of Monopoly going
they already had a game of Monopoly going because Monopoly NEVER ENDS.
Monopoly Never ends due to the high "go to Jail" rate and expensive construction fees
there's a high 'go to jail' rate and construction fees because the game was designed to make you fail.
The game was designed to make you fail because the creators were sadistic
the creators were sadistic because their mommies never loved them.
Their mommies never loved them because they broke the good china
They broke the good china 'cause breaking the bad china isn't as satisfactory...
breaking the bad china isn't as satisfactory because breaking bad is popular.
Breaking Bad is popular because, MLP is popular.
MLP is popular because it's from the creator of Powerpuff Girls
The creator of powerpuff girls is famous because she is a very talented artist.
she's a talented artist because she works in tandem with her husband, the REAL creator of the powerpuff girls. (lauren faust was a writer on the show, her husband craig mckracken created the series as a final for college in 1993)
She works in tandem with her husband because teamwork is good
Teamwork is good because it makes the world go round
teamwork makes the world go round now because people are stingy with their love.
People are stingy with their love because *in my best Pat Benatar* Love is a Battlefield....
Love is a battlefield because war never changes
war never changes because Love is War. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUtoSBsYq8)
Love is War because all is fair
all is fair because justice is blind.
Justice is blind because it was created by bats and Mr. Magoo
it was created by bats and mr. magoo because no one else was around to do it.
No one was around Because All were watching the fights of This guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cena), This guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson) and this Two (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CM_Punk)morons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Del_Rio)
(hey, Cena's cool. >>; )
They were all watching those guys because John Cena is cool. -w-
John Cena is cool because the Undertaker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Undertaker) is retiring
(noes he's retiring!? ;^; )
The Undertaker is retiring because I DON'T KNOW WHY, WHY IS HE RETIRING HE'S SO COOL ;^;
(That's just what I've heard from my bro-in-law; who follows wrestling. Indeed it does suck; as he is badass)
I don't know why because the truth is out there
the truth is out there because it's not in here.
it's not here because the 30+ Years of Pro wrestling have left The Taker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Undertaker) pretty much like Hulkamania himsef! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan)
30+ years of pro wresting has left him like Hulk Hogan because the two were co-stars in Suburban Commando
The two were co-stars in Suburban Commando because they couldn't get Rambo to be in it.
They couldn't get Rambo in Suburban Commando becausde John was MIA at that time
john was MIA at the time because he was on his honeymoon.
He was on his honeymoon because he got married.
He got married because he wanted to become king
he wanted to become king because his brother was an evil tyrant.
his brother was an evil tyrant because he failed to win a race to have a trophy to impress his crush
he failed to win the race and impress his crush because the crush doesn't like sports.
The crush doesn't like sports because he values brains over brawn.
He values brain over brawn because he wants to go to college
he wants to go to college because he has something to prove.
He has something to prove, because no one ever asked him his opinion.
No one asked him his opinion Due to him being the prototypical Fire Type
he's the prototypical (i believe that's what you meant?) fire type because that's how he was raised.
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2013, 03:52:03 pm
he's the prototypical (i believe that's what you meant?) fire type because that's how he was raised.
he was raised like that because nurseries didn't exist back then
nurseries didn't exist back then because it was a different time.
It was a different time because medicine was crazy and unregulated.
Medicine was crazy and unregulated because they thought radiation made everything better back then
They thought radiation made everything better back then because they didn't want to give up.
they didn't want to give up due to the red menace
the red menace was around because Anastasia didn't survive like in the movies.
She didn't survive like in the movies because there really was no one there to help her.
there really was no one there to help her because all Good men went to the war
all the good men went to war because they were all clones of the doctor.
They were all clones of the Doctor because nobody wanted to clone the Master
Nobody wanted to clone the master because he was too powerful
he was too powerful because he tapped into the power of INSANITYYYYY
He tapped into the power of insanity because the pain of life hurt too much :(
the pain of life hurt too much because he was a baby.
He was a baby because he wasn't in school yet
he wasn't in school yet because he was sent to work on the family farm.
He went to work on the family farm because he owed a dept
he owed a debt because he had a gambling addiction.
he had a Gabling Addiction because Temperance Brennan beat him at his own Game
That guy beat him because he wasn't very good
he wasn't very good because he never got training in the field.
He never got trained in the field because he was too busy betting on horse races
he was too busy betting on horse races because he lived right next to a racetrack.
He lived right next to a racetrack because there wasn't much else in his town
there wasn't much else in his town because he lived in kansas.
He lived in Kansas because he was part of a Wizard of Oz play troupe based in Kansas
he was part of a wizard of oz troupe based in kansas because that was all the work he could find.
That was all the work he could find because Taco Hut wasn't hiring
Taco Hut wasn't hiring because they had replaced all their employees with robots.
They replaced their employees with robots because they kept swiping food.
They kept swiping food because tacos are just that good
The tacos are just that good because of the addictive substances they put in them.
they put addictive substances in them because it's the latest marketing fad.
It's the latest marketing fad because overstuffed pizza didn't go over
overstuffed pizza didn't go over because it's actually a bad Idea
It's actually a bad idea because it's complicated to make
it's complicated to make because they can never get the cheese to crust ratio right.
they can never get the cheese to crust ratio right because their developers are all unlicensed food makers
their developers are all unlicensed food makers because they only hire unlicensed workers, in an effort to cut costs.
They only hire unlicensed workers to cut costs, because they wanted to compete with $5 pizza
they wanted to compete with $5 pizza because it was their childhood dream.
it was their childhood dream because dreams are often ignored
dreams are ignored because the world is jaded and spiteful.
the world is jaded a spiteful because of all the pain that comes along with it.
Pain comes along with it because they go together like a horse and carriage
they go together like a horse and carriage because of all the corruption that lingers
The corruption lingers because Varus ulted into 5 guys doing baron
Varus ulted into 5 guys doing baron because they were en league with the axis powers in Vietnam during WW1.
They were in league with the axis powers because they were bullied.
They were bullied because they were an easy target
They were easy targets because they were legally disabled
they were legally disabled because their lawyers sucked.
Their lawyers sucked because they couldn't read
they couldn't read because they were educated in backwoods missouri.
They were educated in backwoods Missouri because they had lower standards there
They had lower standards there because they weren't taught any better.
They weren't taught any better because there school had mortality rates
*Their school had (high?) mortality rates because the community didn't believe in vaccination.
The community didn't believe in vaccination because they thought the vaccines were evil
they thought vaccines were evil because the preacher's daughter caught the devil from one.
The preacher's daughter caught the devil from one because it wasn't infused with holy water
it wasn't infused with holy water because they couldn't afford the real stuff.
They couldn't afford the real stuff because they used up most of their money by gambling over Hungry Hungry Hippos
they used up most of their money by gambling over Hungry Hungry Hippos Because the Casinos were banned due the Massacre of the Casino Royale
the casinos were banned due to the massacre of the casino royale because Royale himself was wounded in the operation.
Royale himself was wounded in the operation because he was a moron (BTW The Casino Royale Massacre was the bombing and destruction of said Casino in Monterrey Mexico... with thousands of people still inside...)
(i didn't know that, and Royale isn't a moron. don't insult my OCs, or we'll have a problem. >:[ )
Royale (WAS CAUGHT UP IN A BAD SITUATION) because an unnamed assailant detonated 20 kilos of dynamite.
An unnamed assailant detonated 20 kilos of dynamite because as we all know, The Internet Is Serious Business.
(chill out, K.)
(this is what happens when we assume. and i mean, where did the moron bit come in?)
The internet is serious business because there is a lack of understanding of social nuances when people type vs when they talk.
(long post is long, lol.)
(Several things. First Didn't know one of your OC's was called Royale... Then The moron bit was because, if he's a pro as I assume, how the frk did he get wounded in the first part... and fucknally, I meant no to offend neither Royale nor you...)
there is a lack of understanding of social nuances when people type vs when they talk because talking is cheap
(sorry man. but getting wounded in a fight is common. like saying ow when being pinched. :0 )
talk is cheap because acting is expensive.
Acting is expensive because of the union demanding more money
union demands more money because their leader wants to live the life of this lady (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elba_Esther_Gordillo)
the leader wants to live the life of that lady because he secretly wishes he was a woman.
He secretly wishes he was a woman because dresses are comfy
Dresses are comfy because you picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker.
You picked "soft" and "shimmers" when you were describing it to the dressmaker because you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies
you wanted to be prettier than the other ladies because you wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES
You wanted to see ALL THE CUTSCENES because cutscenes are cool
cutscenes are cool because they indicate a larger overall budget.
They indicate a larger overall budget because Homie Rollerz (http://www.gamefaqs.com/ds/943404-homie-rollerz) didn't have them
Homie Rollerz didn't have them because the game was too poor to even be indie.
The game was too poor to even be indie because they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup
they blew their budget on chicken noodle soup because they blew into issues since they were sick. -w-
They were sick because they just got back from a convention
they got back from a convention because their tickets were fake
their tickets were fake because they got them from a scalper.
They got them from a scalpor because the scalpor took gum as payments
the scalper took gum as payments because he just didn't care anymore.
He didn't care Anymore due to the Ammount of times he gt to jail after Trying to Sell fake America- Chivas' tickets outside Estadio Azteca
he went to jail for selling fake tickets because he got caught.
He got caught because the source of the tickets was out of color ink.
it was out of colour ink because he couldn't justify the expense.
he couldn't justify the expense because his boss didn't care about such things.
his boss didn't care about such things because he pinched pennies like Uncle Scrooge.
He pinched pennies like Uncle Scrooge because he liked to swim in a vault full of money
He liked to swim in a vault full of money because it's cool and refreshing.
It's cool and refreshing because he keeps it at the perfect temperature
he keeps it at the perfect temperature because the room is climate-controlled.
The Room is Climate Controlled to freeze it down at every Robbery attempt
climate control freezes down any robbery attempt because team rocket can't blast off in the cold.
Team rocket can't blast off in the cold because their rocket was out of fuel.
Their rocket was out of fuel because gir took the fuel out to make room for the cupcake.
Gir took the fuel out to make room for the cupcake because it was 2huge4damasses.
it was 2huge4damasses because he baked it with love and chemical x.
He baked it with love and chemical X because he was not the "brightest" professor in the lab.
he wasn't the brightest professor in the lab because his mama dropped him on his head, so he was a little bit special.
His mom dropped him on his head because she didn't want him.
she didn't want him because she was too focused on the war.
He was too focused on the war because his father inspired him.
his father inspired him because he wanted to reclaim his honour.
He wanted to reclaim his h0ner because he was caught watching hentai in public.
He was caught watching hentai in public because he forgot to turn the sound off
He forgot to turn the sound off because he had just finished Skyping with Grandma.
He had just finished Skyping with Grandma because he hasn't seen her in 6 months.
he hadn't seen her in 6 months because he was a doctor without borders.
he was a doctor without borders because he was pansexual
he was a pansexual because of a life-changing experience from childhood.
He had a life changing experiance as a child because his dad worked at a strip club
His Dad worked at a strip club because he was #soghey
He was Gay because he was Born This Way.
He was born this way because the gay gene runs in the family.
The gay gene runs in the family because 4000 years ago, his ancestor touched a mermaid.
His ancestor touched a mermaid because the meet of them is a section of Poseidon's plan
it's part of Poseidon's plan because Mermaids are his undersea agents of fortune.
Mermaids are his undersea agents of fortune because they don't fear the reaper
they don't fear the reaper because mermaids are immortal.
Mermaids are immortal because they put unobtainium in the water instead of fluorine.