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[NejinOniwa]

*cake is in oven*

*suddenly, a black rift appears above the table. Nejin emerges, with a batload of tentacles on the back of his head*

YOU. DO. NOT. MAKE. CAKE. IN. THE. OVEN!!!
Damnit. Learn something next time would you...?
Also, giving this new form I think I've seen too many Arrancar in my days.
Crap.
>_>

[Smokey]

Huh? Since when do you NOT bake a caek in teh oven?!

[Toki]

o.o I bake my cakes in the oven and they are delicious...

[NejinOniwa]

Hay, you know what? Cream + Strawberries n' stuff + LOTS OF HEAT don't match much...

[Smokey]

ow, but that's more like a pie than a cake... and you're rightStrawberry-cream pie should go in the fridge...

*covers Nej in strawberrys and cream, puts him into a round cake-form instead of a rectangular one (round's for pie, square's for caek) aaaand... shoves him into a fridge, and locks the fridge so Nej can't escape and ruin the pie... ;010


I kinda always liked how cement felt, soft as silk, powdery...Nice... but then you get some water on it and there you go: Chemical burn wich'll last ya a whole day...
(a day for the burning, itching pain... and about a year for the scar to go)

[NejinOniwa]

You do remember I escaped from that oven without opening it right?

*slides out of rift again*

Also, stupid strawberries! Get OFF me!!!

[Smokey]

*erects a wooden mold around Nej and fills said mold up with quick dry concrete, waits until it sets and then covers the created pillar with anti-magic encantations. All in a Looney Tunesesque speed (in under a minute)*

HAH! Yoo fell for mai trap, boi...

[Toki]

* picks up and eats the strawberries that neji discards * Lucky day nyaa!

[Smokey]

you can grow your own in a bucket...Strawberries that is... ;010

[Toki]

Thats weird ;-; Hen da yo.

[Smokey]

Well, all a strawberry plant needs is a bucket with some planting dirt in it, to grow... (other small plants work well this way, too)

[Toki]

But I like GIGANTIC strawberries o.o The white part is bigger that way...

[Smokey]

eehm, so these are no good?...


*hesitates to throw these delicious strawberries out*

[NejinOniwa]

*erects a wooden mold around Nej and fills said mold up with quick dry concrete, waits until it sets and then covers the created pillar with anti-magic encantations. All in a Looney Tunesesque speed (in under a minute)*

HAH! Yoo fell for mai trap, boi...

*muffled voice from within* It's not magic...it's SCIENCE!!!
AND YOU CAN NEVER...COUNTER...SCIENCE!!!
*Pillar explodes, and tentacle-monster Nejin emerges*

And the Angel clothéd in all white descended from the skies, and uttered: "Oh boy, we're in trouble now!"

[Smokey]

*screams and calls in a battalion of PAC troops and equipment from BF2142 to fight teh monster*