The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

(@pent: you DO know who magellan WAS, right...? 15th-16th century european explorer.... :3 )

get TB.

insert Hepatitis B.

[Nichi]

(Yes, I knew who he was. I just thought of the ads for massaging gel insoles; where they keep saying "I'm gellin' like Magellan" ^^; )

Receive a vaccine for Hepatitis B

Insert the Brentalfloss song, "STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All!"

[LeaflameSD]

(STDs! Gotta catch 'em all~... oh jizz~...)
Receive Gotta Catch 'em all!, because I couldn't think of anything original...

Insert 4.99.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get an iphone app about cats and japanese girls and lazers that you control with your index finger.

insert a light saber.

[LeaflameSD]

Receive a glowstick.

Insert yo mamma.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get a prostitute--no wait--that's YO MAMMA.

insert a pizzeria. :3

[Nichi]

Receive a Pizza Hut. With a me inside, washing dishes. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *slow clap*

Insert banana slicer

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get cupcake bento.

insert plastic fork with cute characters on it.

[Nichi]

Receive spork

Insert saltine crackers

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get attacked by birds.

insert bloooood.

[Nichi]

Receive Blood+

Insert ham

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get grilled Ponyo. (jk.)

insert a Situpon, from Girl Scouts. (google it.)

[Nichi]

Receive a box of Girl Scout cookies

Insert half full glass of water

[Alex S]

Receive half-empty glass of water. The water is sucked into the vacuum at the bottom of the glass fast enough to shatter it.

Insert GAU-8 Avenger chaingun.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get Gatling Gunarm. -w-

insert obscure ammo.