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Lounge => Forum Games and Role-Playing => Topic started by: Kami-Tux on December 29, 2007, 01:49:58 pm

Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on December 29, 2007, 01:49:58 pm
The incredible Vending machine is a concept I know from another forum. basically: you put something in and the next poster tells you what the vending machine outputs.

Example:
Quote
QuoteI put in my spare shoelaces

You get a spare Shoelace. Single. But it looks cleaner.


I put in a muLinux floppy
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NewYinzer on December 30, 2007, 10:55:19 am
Quote from: "Kami-Tux"I put in a muLinux floppy


You got a box of adhesive medical strips!

I put in a Gouf Custom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouf)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 31, 2007, 11:12:45 pm
Quote from: "NewYinzer"
I put in a Gouf Custom


You got a complete mini-battlefield with one GAT-X303 Aegis pitted against a squadron of MVF-M11C Murasame's! MS/MA TRANSFORMER BATTLE, OMFZH!


I put in Haruhi's Hairband-ribbon-diadem thingy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 01, 2008, 10:53:42 am
You get a Hairband-ribbon-diadem-less Haruhi... who is pissed off.

I put in a piece of cake
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on January 01, 2008, 11:50:17 am
Ooh, I love these, BZPower forums had one.
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You get a voucher for "One free internet".

I put in my Windows 95 setup cd-rom.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 01, 2008, 03:18:47 pm
You get a Gentoo Linux minimal installation CD-ROM

I put in sunglasses
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NewYinzer on January 01, 2008, 04:57:23 pm
You get a Char Custom Credit Card (http://www.gecard.com/character/char.html)

I put in a Game Boy Color
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 01, 2008, 08:35:36 pm
You get a Pokemon Crystal gamepak, with a discharged battery.



I put in a Huge Frekkin Snowball
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 01, 2008, 09:36:55 pm
You get a huge frekkin lot of steam

I put in one eurocent
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: windowsgirl on January 01, 2008, 10:08:56 pm
you get a candy bar!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 01, 2008, 10:17:29 pm
what do you put in, windowsgirl?
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: windowsgirl on January 01, 2008, 10:56:32 pm
i forgot! i put in a music box
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Aurora Borealis on January 01, 2008, 11:14:02 pm
You get an expired can of tuna.

I put in a candy necklace
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on January 02, 2008, 04:56:16 am
You get a bag of candies.

I put in a sword.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 02, 2008, 06:07:59 am
You get a pixel sword from kingdomofloathing.com

I put in a copy of the Iliad.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Gummster on January 02, 2008, 08:27:07 am
You get Achilles.

I put in a cello...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 02, 2008, 08:50:10 am
You hear lots of strange noises from the vending machine, accompanied by rumbles as if it was a very small earthquake going on. After 15 seconds it stops - as if it's decided something - and then the top of an oak slowly shoots out of the vending machine, growing and growing and growing, until it hits the roof and falls out of the vending machine, does a salto and lands and plants its roots in one move. You get a full-grown oak standing a few meters away from the vending machine.


I put in myself
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 02, 2008, 10:54:42 am
You get eaten... an exact copy of you is ejected from the vending machine however.

I put in a gun.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 02, 2008, 02:56:56 pm
You get a letter from the police department in which they thank you for your cooperation in disposing another lethal object, thus making world a much better place.

I put in some bacon.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NewYinzer on January 02, 2008, 03:38:58 pm
You got an exact clone of C-Chan!

I put in a box of Strawberry Pocky...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Gummster on January 02, 2008, 04:18:41 pm
You get chocolate pocky.

I put in a tanto
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 02, 2008, 05:19:06 pm
You get a screaming old lady (hah, swedish pun ^^)



I put in my exact copy of myself, in shitloads of body armor.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Aurora Borealis on January 02, 2008, 08:22:52 pm
You get a copy of yourself made from solid chocolate!

I pour in some strawberry-scented hand lotion...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NewYinzer on January 03, 2008, 10:31:35 am
You get a pint of ale!

I put in Al Gore (I really needed to get rid of him)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 03, 2008, 11:21:35 am
You get a book of Algorithmics.


I put in Yoghurt flavored marshmallows that have added calcium.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: windowsgirl on January 03, 2008, 03:36:04 pm
you get chocolate cake


i put in a microphone
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Aurora Borealis on January 03, 2008, 03:48:45 pm
You get a Victorian-era steam engine.

I put in an empty bottle of root beer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on January 03, 2008, 07:03:11 pm
You get a Mechsuit shaped like a pocky box with "98" on the front.

I put in FCL-Tan's hat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Aurora Borealis on January 03, 2008, 07:22:44 pm
You get a coupon for a month of free TotalFark!

I put in a can of SPAM...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 03, 2008, 07:58:40 pm
You get a whole load of vikings from the vending machine, and a troupe of Camelot Knights led by Ser Robin, the Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Ser-Lancelot, on your doorstep.



I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Aurora Borealis on January 03, 2008, 08:19:49 pm
You get a jar of mayonnaise labeled "Do not open: Contains brain-eating monsters" for some strange reason...

I put in some Soylent Green...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 04, 2008, 08:54:19 am
You get one free coupon for "combo breaker!"

Puts in sea cucumber.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 05, 2008, 09:12:24 am
You get a few CDs by a one hit wonder from the 90s.

I put in a paradox
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on January 06, 2008, 03:31:21 am
You get a gate to an alternative universe.

I put in a Windows XP Professional installation disc.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NewYinzer on January 06, 2008, 04:13:37 pm
...you get Windows xp SP2 with Windows Genuine Advantage!

I put in a DeLorean...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 06, 2008, 04:48:18 pm
You get a tuned up DeLorean that can do 88Mph, but where to get the 1.21 Jiggawats?!


I put in my Teenage mutant ninja turtles coffee cup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on January 06, 2008, 06:30:38 pm
You get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sleeping bag. (I used to have one of these quite a while ago)


Techno inserts a random item while I play unfitting music.

[/overused youtube fad]
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 07, 2008, 07:18:27 am
You get a stone tablet with "Itty Bitty Boat" in hieroglyphs.



I put in my pirate-burned Windows XP Pro x64 Corporate Edition that i recently installed on DELTA...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 07, 2008, 07:21:22 am
You get two FBI agents with a warrent at your door.

I put in doskitty
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 07, 2008, 11:55:14 am
You get the Red pill, the Blue pill, and the Polka-dot Green/Yellow pill.



I put in two FBI agents without warrant...
*stole their warrant, told them that US laws don't reach to vikingland and tied them up*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 07, 2008, 11:59:01 am
you get a team of navy seals sent to assainate you for attacking the FBI :P

I put in two double cheese burgers
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 07, 2008, 02:09:34 pm
You get a UPS Express Mail delivery of Pasta Bolognese on a plate.

Added after 18 seconds:

I put in Epic Fail Guy.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 07, 2008, 04:04:28 pm
you get legendary thread.


I put in a .50cal AE Desert Eagle
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 07, 2008, 04:57:05 pm
You get a 7chan /b/ Russian Roulette tutorial.



I put in Hayate no Gotoku in ZETSUBO mode.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 09:30:16 am
You get the Song of Storms stuck in your head for a solid week.

I put in my left shoe... I will miss you...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 08, 2008, 09:36:09 am
you get a left sock that has long since been missing back.


I put in treefidy in change.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 09:41:48 am
You get- One satisfied sea monster.

I put in- A meatloaf with the soul of a young boy trapped inside.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 08, 2008, 09:44:03 am
you get a hunk of fruitcake with the sould of a young girl trapped inside.

I put in old dry toe nail clippings
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 08, 2008, 10:35:12 am
You get- Babe Ruth to hang out with you for 1 day

I put in- 3 dimes, 2 pennies and a bucket.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 08, 2008, 11:14:34 am
You get the bucket, slightly polished and with a cat in it.



I put in the nearest McDonalds restaurant.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 08, 2008, 06:06:23 pm
you get a mc nugget, which is basicly everything in that mcdonalds ground up shaped and dipped in egg batter.  You also find chunks of the managers head in your nugget.

I put in NekOsaka
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Darknight_88 on January 08, 2008, 11:50:41 pm
You get a kitty and a new shiny Osaka.

I put IN my robe and wizard hat...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2008, 07:13:20 am
You get OUT, much to the shock of everyone around you, a naked Daniel Radcliffe.



I put in a leek, two apples and a floppy disk with the zipped KABOOM.exe on it...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 09, 2008, 09:41:56 am
You get the Happy Happy Joy Joy song in concert sung by Stinky Weasleteats himself.

Now lets try fixing this *Osaka and kitten jump into vending machine together*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 10, 2008, 10:04:48 am
you get a sakaki with a kami neko on her hand. owch.

I put in the law of gravity
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 10, 2008, 10:32:24 am
You get the gravity gun.

I put in fish shaped crackers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 10, 2008, 06:18:38 pm
you get delicious cake!

I put in 8 red jellybeans, 5 green jellybeans, 10 black jellybeans, 2 orange jellybeans and 8 yellow jelly beans.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 10, 2008, 06:47:01 pm
You get a horde of Pikmins. Hungry Pikmins.



I put in Bridget Jones.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 11, 2008, 08:41:19 am
You get- A nicely toasted bagle

I put in- Strongbad
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 11, 2008, 08:58:23 am
You get a Lappy486, made by the Compy Inc.


I put in a PC drawing tablet pen.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 11, 2008, 09:04:55 am
You get- Tentacles!

I put in- Boku no Sexual Harassment
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 11, 2008, 08:33:21 pm
You get out an enraged Mahoro, and the Spirit of Icelilly's Fandoms, a 500-page book written by /a/nonymous.



I put in a chunk of frozen Miso soup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on January 11, 2008, 09:07:25 pm
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"You get out an enraged Mahoro, and the Spirit of Icelilly's Fandoms, a 500-page book written by /a/nonymous.

I HEARD THAT. *runs off*

Quote from: "NejinOniwa"I put in a chunk of frozen Miso soup.

You get a heated Miso soup. With a touch of pepper. And.... some soda.

I put in South Park.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: windowsgirl on January 11, 2008, 09:32:37 pm
you get it back

i put in 10 green m&ms
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 12, 2008, 07:54:02 am
you get the giant monster M&M-men chasing after you.




I put in despair.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 12, 2008, 12:06:40 pm
You get Despair Inc.

I put in a toothbrush
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on January 12, 2008, 03:50:12 pm
You get toothpaste.

I put in sadness.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 12, 2008, 04:45:28 pm
*chuckles* the irony, you give up your toothbrush and you get toothpaste.. now what are you gonna do?

you get an Emo kid.


I put in a action figure of Master Chief
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 12, 2008, 06:16:52 pm
I use a different toothbrush ;)

You get an Action figure of Captain Planet.

I put in a cup of ramen
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 12, 2008, 06:40:47 pm
you get your daily sodium intake

I put in upgrade parts to a desert eagle
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 12, 2008, 07:16:57 pm
You get out upgrade parts to a lightsaber. (lol reference)




I put in a screaming siren.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 12, 2008, 07:21:14 pm
you get a scylla sea monster.

I put in all the un purchased copies of Resident evil survivor
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 12, 2008, 07:59:00 pm
you get hordes of zombies to slay, enjoy!



I put in a plate of sushi and a Pokemon LeafGreen with only Seakings and Mudkipz.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on January 13, 2008, 01:18:45 am
You get a talk show with two guys who don't even know what mudkips are.

I put in The Green Ranger
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 13, 2008, 06:23:26 am
You get BakaRanger Green.



I put in the whole cast of "The Days of Our Lives"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 14, 2008, 10:45:57 am
You get all of them back, in drag.

I put in 15 violet glass beads.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 14, 2008, 05:58:25 pm
You get back a Mine glass.



I put in 15 ounces of copper.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 15, 2008, 05:38:55 am
you get beaten up by a druggy that steals and sells your copper for drug money.

I put in a 10 lb bag of cat food
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 15, 2008, 08:51:39 am
You get a mysterious web link to 1gig of Nekomimi pics
(thats about how much I've accumulated so far...)

I put in, A fiddler on the roof.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 16, 2008, 03:33:37 pm
You get a violin, with broken strings and an undead aura about it.



I put in a random old geezer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on January 17, 2008, 03:07:56 am
requesting rapidshit!!

you get old person smell on you.


I put in a partialy eaten peice of dinosaur egg cheese omelet
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 17, 2008, 09:55:11 am
You get a drunken Fred Flintstone

I put in a hair tie.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 19, 2008, 06:46:14 pm
You get out a bat-fuck insane Haruhi, and a squadron of Shinjins.

Stop stealing her hair tie already -w-;


I put in a faultily aligned CRT monitor.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 23, 2008, 10:32:08 am
You get the Purple screen of madness.

I put in a pawprint.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2008, 11:19:34 am
You get a wall full of tails... O_o




I put in a big damn scorpion.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 25, 2008, 09:17:06 pm
You get Billy Coen with a shotgun.

I put in sunglasses wearing Yakuza.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 26, 2008, 04:33:33 am
You get sunglasses wearing members of the Luxemburgish mafia

I put in a feather
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2008, 12:35:49 pm
You get a telepathic glomp from a bird somewhere far, far away.




I put in some Lord Of The Rings music.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 27, 2008, 01:50:21 pm
You get  the album Kostas Vomvolos - Deer's curse as Vorbis

I put in #include <stdio.h>
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2008, 04:38:54 pm
You get instant connection to the #afk IRC channel.



I put in a white-tipped wolf's tail. -w-
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on January 27, 2008, 05:55:56 pm
You get a grey wolf's tail

I put in a Hummer (the car)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 27, 2008, 11:21:17 pm
You get a 10foot big Lobster.


I put in a glass of Dihydrogen monoxide.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 28, 2008, 10:17:59 am
You get 12 gallons of pudding

I put in Mint extract.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 28, 2008, 11:29:05 am
You get the entire Galaxy Angel DVD boxset (har har har -w-)


I put in a report written on a stone tablet, in three copies.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 29, 2008, 09:38:07 am
(You got the reference! Horrible but funny, and tasty...)

You get Abbott and Costello.

I put in 7 herbs and spices.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 31, 2008, 05:25:36 pm
You get green Läkerol pastilles.



I put in my old shoe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on January 31, 2008, 06:16:18 pm
You get new GRILLZ

I put in a pair of nail clippers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on January 31, 2008, 08:17:14 pm
You get a slightly familiar looking bottle-opener.

I put in Haruhi's Hair ribbons, and Mikuru's Bunny outfit.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 01, 2008, 10:20:46 am
Before you get anything, Nejin's hueg hands of doom grabs your head and goes crushlying on it. When you regain your senses the prize is gone. (i stoled it -w-)



I put in a strand of blond hair.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: eleven on February 01, 2008, 02:40:53 pm
You get a strand of dog hair.

I put in a letter...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 02, 2008, 02:28:29 pm
You get a pissed-off Kagamin for typo'ing her name, heh.

tegami->kagami yo lawlz >w<


I put in MORNING NATIONWIDE!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 05, 2008, 09:08:12 am
You get a long talk from Dr. Steven Colbert.

I put in a video recording of "the big game"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 08:25:30 am
You get a spycam video recording from the latest meeting of "Skulls and Bones".



I put in a screaming maid.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 09:26:23 am
You get a bottle of Wailing Wench, (It's actually a drink)
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/WailingWench.jpg)

I put in a can of Golden Mushroom soup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 09:39:14 am
You get 10 extra lives.

1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP!


I put in a Goomba.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 06, 2008, 10:00:35 am
You get an angry watermelon

I put in Peaches.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2008, 04:09:10 pm
You get Maho~.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 07, 2008, 09:54:00 am
WHAT DO YOU PUT IN!?!?
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2008, 11:07:15 am
I don't put it in...I J-J-JAM IT IN!!!
...and it's a bukkit. Of choclaet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 08, 2008, 10:43:53 am
You get KANDEE CAYN!!!

I put in a PS3 controller.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2008, 12:31:59 pm
You get a very, very empty conference building.





I put in a GameCube controller.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 12, 2008, 09:52:35 am
You get skewled at Super Smash Brothers Melee.

I put in a cup of win.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 12, 2008, 01:50:20 pm
You get a steaming hot cup of Mikuru-chan's Instant Winnage karigane tea. Don't waste it!



I put in The One Ring and three fakes.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 13, 2008, 09:03:16 am
You get attacked by Frodo.

I put in the three key from your keyboard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2008, 11:39:28 am
You get 163.14 lb. of ME, pouncing on you.

£ is a pound -w-;


I put in a truckload of gradients that couldn't be smacked into Minami-ke Okawari (as if it didn't have enough of them already!).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on February 13, 2008, 01:56:32 pm
You get a magic wand!

I put in old overalls.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 13, 2008, 02:19:50 pm
You get a bunch of screaming children throwing snow at you.





I put in the entire Chemistry B course.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on February 13, 2008, 08:10:03 pm
^you get the anarchist cookbook
insert my job that i got lay off from
-dos
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 14, 2008, 09:16:17 am
-You get a towel rack

-I put in 3 eyelashes from the unknown.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 14, 2008, 10:05:20 am
You get a Guy Fawkes mask.


I put in Oscar Wilde.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 14, 2008, 10:10:00 am
You get one boatload of gravy!

I put in 51 peas one at a time.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on February 14, 2008, 12:27:02 pm
^you get 42 watermelons
insert one free internet
-dos
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 15, 2008, 11:06:42 am
you get an OCEAN OF PISS.



I put in a small part of russia, backwards.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 16, 2008, 05:57:33 pm
You get a LARGE SECTION OF AMERICA SIDEWAYS!

I put in the color purple.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on February 16, 2008, 06:43:22 pm
you get pink
insert bunny's
-dos
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on February 16, 2008, 11:37:58 pm
You get Evil Space Bunnies!

(just ask C-chan about these guys.)

I insert various assorted pieces of Megaman, Zero's helmet, and a Reaverbot from megaman legends.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on February 17, 2008, 12:21:46 am
You Win a free trip with Bonnes go to Forbidden Island a one way trip
Insert C-Chan "if you find my bunny please bring  it back
-dos
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on February 18, 2008, 02:42:05 am
You get Glenda, the Plan 9 bunny.


I put in a FreeDOS Whale
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 18, 2008, 12:49:48 pm
You get a Casemodded dolphin. -w-


I put in CARAMELLDANSEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgFwlq7AL2I&feature=related).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on February 19, 2008, 03:48:40 am
You get a army of sugar-crazed japanesians that listen to SwedeDance too loud.

I put in a Manatee.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on February 19, 2008, 01:44:09 pm
You get a calendar page for August 2003.
(Seriously... August never gets the good pictures.)

I put in my broken External Hard Drive.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 20, 2008, 07:25:47 am
You get 100 songs shot at you! Through your mind!

I put in a tale of motherboards...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 20, 2008, 01:41:37 pm
You get out the tail of a casemodded beaver, with a few cords sticking out.

>W>



I put in Instant Lasagna.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on February 20, 2008, 03:40:15 pm
You get LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!!


I put in Mama Luigi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 20, 2008, 04:26:08 pm
You get ******** ON A F*CKING SANDWITCH



I put in one year's worth of...NAIL CLIPPINGS.

ew, how gross >_<
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 20, 2008, 09:32:37 pm
Not very... Well you get... Babe Ruth!

I put in a bronze hat!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2008, 11:38:47 am
You get a tinfoil hat, against the aliens. LAWL >w<


I put in a Nice Boat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on February 21, 2008, 05:25:56 pm
You get a boat made out of bananas

I put in Secchan....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2008, 05:31:16 pm
The vending machine crashes. In a few moments it reboots and you get out GLaDoS' little helper sentry bots.




I put in the Vista Aero Sidebar.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 22, 2008, 02:59:22 am
you get vistal permently installed on your computer.


i put in SATA ANDAGI!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 25, 2008, 10:49:12 am
You get a clown angry at a pile of baseballs.

I put in Fish Heads!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 25, 2008, 01:27:11 pm
you (rolly polly) pill bugs!

I put in the sword of kings, excalibur!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 25, 2008, 02:57:03 pm
You get...a duck.


what a waste of a good sword XD


I put in a witch.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2008, 05:50:15 pm
You get a picture of Magica de Spell kissing uncle Scrooge...

I pour some beer in...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 25, 2008, 05:58:45 pm
You get ALL OF AUSTRIA ALL OVER YOU




I put in a small part of /a/...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2008, 06:31:59 pm
you get a big chunk of /b/

I put in an old hard-drive
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on February 25, 2008, 08:26:30 pm
You get your old hard-drive back with 1000X more man pornz.

I put in my yaoi collection...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2008, 06:53:49 am
You get a neverending flow of mindless Nejin Shadow Clones pouring out until the room, house and city you're in is completely flooded.




I put in wordfilters...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 26, 2008, 09:42:30 am
You get Vader filter
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Misc/Vader.jpg)

I put in a half used black Marks-A-Lot permanent marker.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 26, 2008, 10:27:53 am
You get an Empty Marks-A-Lot permanent marker and a piece of paper with the ink on it....


I put in my sanity (whats left of it, anywayz)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2008, 03:35:45 pm
You get Kafuka's hand shooting out and reaching around for more, like the total psycho she is. O_o




I put in Randy McNall's Guide to Death.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2008, 10:56:56 am
You get a lawsuit from the grim reaper

I put in this topic (hey whats the worst that could happen?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2008, 11:07:46 am
THE WORST HAPPENS:
You get transformed into a loli, wielding a giant spade.



I put in Kafuka Fuura's diary...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on February 27, 2008, 03:38:30 pm
You get your own diary as a video tape.

I put in myself...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2008, 04:46:11 pm
You hear noises at first. Clink, clank, clonk as the cogs and gears of the machine turns, and you can feel the vibrations beneath you as you descend.
Then you start hearing voices - highly pitched, and it sounds like they've been put through some distortion filters. "Someone at this again?" "How bothersome..." "Bring me some coffee, you handle this." As if a hundred of miniature workers were at work, swarming around you.
You stop. A light shines, and you're blinded - however you can hear the sound of drills around you. You feel slightly strange - something is wrapped around you, so you can't move much - and to boot, it's sticky and wet. You feel fear for a moment, but then you realize it's too flat to be tentacles, so you know you've at least escaped that ill fate. It's more like strands of gypsum plaster.
A few more clicking noises, and you feel something poking you on different spots of your body. Then you feel vibrations beneath you again, and you start moving upward, and upward, until you're outside and YOU GET:
AN AWESOME MAGICAL GIRL FORMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

hah, long post XD



I put in a soprano saxophone, an alto saxophone, a tenor saxophone and a monstrousaxophone.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2008, 05:17:56 pm
You get a Fender AM Deluxe Telecaster

I put in a a copy of "How to turn yourself back to normal after being turned into a Lolita on a forum...The easy way."
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2008, 07:00:41 pm
You get a short paper note, saying:
"TL;DR - There is no easy way, live with it."

>:3


I put in a beard...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 27, 2008, 09:28:07 pm
You get a windmill beard!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Misc/windmill-beard.jpg)

I put in the little mettle cylinder at the end of the pencil.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 28, 2008, 04:01:11 am
you get a membership card to the Pen15 club.

I put in a homeless guy weilding a peice of rebar with concrete on it.


I also cling to the delicious loli! *clings to smokey* your so adorable X3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 06:40:49 am
You get Mr. Smith...with a sophisticated crowbar.





While Cappy's clinging, I steal her B&!hammer and put THAT in.
HA!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on February 28, 2008, 09:58:32 am
-You get an exotic short hair cat.

-I put in a big ol jar of Diabeetus
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 10:23:55 am
You get Dr. House to help you

I put in a little bit of my cuteness
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 28, 2008, 01:58:26 pm
You get a Poring from RO
(http://personales.ya.com/alejandrogil/laposada/poring.png)

I throw Nejin in with rabid wolverines in his pants T_T

also... NekOsaka, maybe its Lupis?
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2008, 05:31:10 pm
You get ato see him running around in full HD. (LOL)

I put in a Logitech G15 keyboard
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on February 28, 2008, 05:49:08 pm
You get a Logitech Precision USB Controller in a transparent dark blue color, which just so happens to be the exact same model I have.

I insert Fchan-tan's clothes.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 06:03:46 pm
You get Fchan-tan...NEKKID, YO. 'grats!



I put in a HUGE shoebox filled with Chupacabras.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on February 28, 2008, 08:11:58 pm
You get a pair of Ronald McDonald's shoes and a kangaroo rat named Alfie.

I put in one of my old notebooks. God knows what drawings were in there.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2008, 08:16:49 pm
You get Bunny Suit Haruhi with an electric guitar. Because, "God Knows".


BwAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH *dies of laughter*


I put in...the 1 seeder of the latest Gintama episode torrent.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 29, 2008, 02:44:56 am
Your distant decendants get a small fruit tree in a distant post apoclypse world.

I steel the Haruhi, do bad things to her, then throw Itsuki into the machine >:D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2008, 10:20:43 am
You get a horde of SCREAMING YAOI FANBOYS ALL OVER YOU.
And you deserved it.
-w-;



Ok then, I put in...
>:3
A LION.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 29, 2008, 11:58:38 am
The machine screams and you get a terrified operator...

I put in a bag of Doritos
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2008, 12:04:32 pm
You get BURRITOS.




I put in 418 papers filled with CSS code.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 29, 2008, 12:07:02 pm
You get the code back, converted to Assembly

I put in some petrol....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 29, 2008, 12:17:11 pm
You get explosive menthol pills.




I put in a ground cable and a television.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 29, 2008, 08:00:00 pm
You get an analog sattelite tv only capable of receiving Turkish channels

I put in a microphone...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 01, 2008, 07:05:56 am
you get chacolate rain ._.

I put in a used happy sock (eeewwww >_<)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 01, 2008, 10:22:56 am
You get a witty sock puppet in the shape of a BROWN banana.




I put in CANCER...the stellar variant.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 01, 2008, 02:00:36 pm
you get an excentric Sean Connery climbing big trees looking for ants and a pink ribbon

I throw in a goth loli.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 01, 2008, 02:47:27 pm
You get frills, overflowing the whole house...



I throw in a bunch of P2 processors...ON NECKLACES.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 01, 2008, 03:11:45 pm
you get a linux user suffering from PTSD in a digital Vietnam cutting off peoples "processors" to hang from his necklace.


I put in my  20 volume collection of how to draw manga books.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 01, 2008, 03:34:57 pm
you get a puff of smoke and a hand, thanking you...

i put in my small brain...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 01, 2008, 03:41:52 pm
you get the scarecrow from the wizard of oz

I put in a giant stuffed teddy bear
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 01, 2008, 05:22:04 pm
You get Minami Chiaki's mysterious hair blob.




I put in ONE THOUSAND AHOGE!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on March 02, 2008, 11:43:16 am
You get a billion ahoge!

I put in my learning disability...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2008, 12:07:22 pm
you get a private teacher...

i put in a piece of wood...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 02, 2008, 12:35:20 pm
you get a bowchicka wow wow

I put in enough shed cat hair to make another cat
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2008, 04:24:50 pm
You get.....................Garfield!!! :D:D:D The sweetest cat in the world :D

I put in a euro-coin tied to a small string, wait a couple of seconds and then yank it out again ;006
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2008, 05:37:44 pm
When you yank it out, it has transformed into a Greek 100-Drachma coin...totally useless. ^w^



I put in...a Scouter.

(the ones that say about powerlevels, you know)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2008, 06:16:50 pm
You get Sean Connery introducing himself as "Scouter, James Scouter"

I put in my dvd of "the hunt for Red October"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 02, 2008, 09:36:46 pm
you get something long hard and full of seamen


I put in a box of cinnabon cinnamon rolls
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2008, 10:45:23 am
You get a slab of homemade brownies and a knife to slice it...

I put in a snake-cam to see how the thing works
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 03, 2008, 03:07:57 pm
You get to see two terrorists standing in a dirty room, armed with rubber band guns.  

I put in Smokey so he can have a good look
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on March 03, 2008, 03:36:32 pm
You get C-Chan back, with Dos's bunny. (http://ostan-collections.net/topic-731-120.htm#44664)

I put in a posterboard about using Fuel Cell power featuring Captain Planet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on March 03, 2008, 03:58:06 pm
You get a Green mullet.

I put in a Femur replica.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 03, 2008, 04:34:41 pm
You get eaten by a giant wolf.




I grab said wolf and shove it down again, VDaab included. >:3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2008, 04:57:55 pm
You get VonDaab and Smokey back, pissed and armed with the rubber band guns Smokey stole from the terrorists, out for revenge... (see cappy's last post)

I put in a bowl of haute cuisine pet food for the poor wolf who had to eat those terrorists... ;010
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 06, 2008, 10:31:48 am
You get a delicious bowl of happy.

I put in apples, lots of apples. APPLES...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2008, 11:02:27 am
You get an I-macChicken, a collab between fastfood and computing...

I put in our PM (Prime Minister (//You get an I-macChicken, a collab between fastfood and computing...

I put in our [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Peter_Balkenende) and hope he never comes back, 'cuz he's the definition of "geek" and an incompetent PM...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 10, 2008, 03:23:50 am
You get prince henry back from aftganistan.

I put in a case of diet squirt soda
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 10, 2008, 09:45:07 am
You get cancer in a jar, you can feed it stuff.

I put in 1 piece of rocksalt.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 10, 2008, 11:24:50 am
You get a hamster cage with said piece of rocksalt in it...

I put ina blank DVD-RW
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 10, 2008, 11:53:13 am
You get AMV Hell 4

I put in the dead project of AMV Hell .5
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2008, 12:35:57 pm
You get a limited release of Hell 0.5.44 in a box.




I put in some old useless chipsets...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 10, 2008, 12:42:08 pm
You get one huge new useless chipset....

I put in the Windows 3.11 install disks
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2008, 01:31:08 pm
You get a huge, useless mainframe. XD



I put in a BENDER in overlimit mode...
Wait, isn't that me!?
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 10, 2008, 05:17:42 pm
You get: ?error opening file -- BENDER/limit.pdp

I put in the "show memory" command...

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 10, 2008, 06:07:13 pm
You get a big fukken bluescreen, and sirens outside your door.




I put in Optimus Prime in a bathtub.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 10, 2008, 06:24:32 pm
You get a freakin' huge water bill...

I sneak up from behind and push Nejin in...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 11, 2008, 02:23:38 am
you get your sleeve caught and get pulled in too.

I stand by and watch both smokey and nejin get pulled in.. then throw in a penny.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 05:33:29 am
You get clanking noises, then a loud BURP as a platemail-covered Nejin walks out with something BIG innah' mah' BELLYH!




I put in all my accumulated tiredness from the last 5 years.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 09:08:58 am
You get a nap.

I put in ROBOBABIE!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 09:37:02 am
You get arrested by Robocop for Robophilia! IN JAIL YOU GO, MAI FWEND.


I turn the machine upside-down, and then throw in...Hirano Aya's thighhighs.

O_o
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 11, 2008, 09:57:00 am
You get an attack from Robocop for disturbing the machine, and he confiscates the thighhighs.

I put in a toothbrush radio.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on March 11, 2008, 11:05:36 am
You get an entertainment system.

I put in 3.1-sama.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 11:22:45 am
you get the wrath of DOS-neko for harming his/her master...

I put in a first-aid box
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 12:11:52 pm
You get swordcuts carefully applied on your forearm, and nothing to heal them with.
HA!



I put in a heap of unwashed clothes.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 12:37:53 pm
You get a bottle of extract of the smell from the clothing and your clothes, disintegrated by the extraction of said smell...

I put in a big rottweiler.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 12:58:30 pm
You get one helluva angry Inukami thrown at you, and PWND. Ah well, at least you lived to see something ^^



I put in THE LIVES OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 01:16:54 pm
You get ME! ressurected....

I put in Nejin's arms...HA!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 01:24:22 pm
You get a big bear hug and a very physical invitation to the RP Thread (http://ostan-collections.net/viewtopic.php?t=765).




And I put in my personal harem...well, some of it.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 01:45:31 pm
you get a pack of Durex Featherlite's for use with the rest of harem....

I put in a blank page

(BTW I'll create a char for the R/P after dinner... If you don't mind an absolute n00b in the gang...)

Added after 2 minutes:

hey look! a blank page for this thread!! it works!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2008, 05:00:42 pm
You get about, so to say....

LOL PUN XD


I put in a brickload of 404 errors...

(and like I said, don' worry. Anyone's welcome. Noobs are just people that have a lot to learn - that doesn't make them stupid, just inexperienced. Now Idiots, that's an entirely different thing. ^^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on March 11, 2008, 05:10:07 pm
You get a Peugeot 404.

I put in a big piece of gold.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 11, 2008, 05:20:16 pm
you get a gold razr
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2008, 06:20:15 pm
you get an error message telling you you haven't put anything in...

I put in the captain so he can study how the machine works...:D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 12, 2008, 04:09:53 am
you get a captain back as a full girl, Woo!  You also get to meet her friend the B& hammer up close...

I put in a an eye of newt
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 12, 2008, 08:53:18 am
You get.. A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!!!
(or not, we may need to help fight of that troublesome robocop...)

I put in a three inch by three inch piece of paper.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:19:21 am
You get Nine Inch Nails. I mean, on your hands. They grow reeeeally fast. Ewww... o____O




I put in Physics. All of it.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 11:23:22 am
You get Religion, all of them... trying to convert you...

I put in cappie's Ban-hammer, install a "destroy item" button and press it...
(Ban hammers be scary so I'd best get rid of it :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 11:26:48 am
You get a speed visit from the 4Chan Party Van at your door.
QuoteAnd the Angel of the Iron Book clothéd in all white exclaimed, "Oh, We're In Trouble Now!"




Hence, I put in...Death. The one with the scythe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 12, 2008, 03:59:49 pm
you get him back, with moar flesh, and with a machine gun

I dive in after my b& hammer
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 04:01:54 pm
You swim, you swim, and you swim...eventually you get turned to Shana's Pendant and find your B&!hammer turned into a giant squid/Kraken thing. You blob out, with a lot of water.



I put in the Fire Department...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 04:07:19 pm
You get the Police Dpt asking for your licence and registration...

I put in a Nobel Peace Prize...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 12, 2008, 04:08:21 pm
you get locked up and not alowed to participate in a democratic election

I put in a old bag of candy hearts
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 04:16:24 pm
You get a "brand new" heart only used by an old lady "on her sunday bingo", for a "special price"...

I put in Garfield's book of Insults, Put-downs and slams....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2008, 04:42:55 pm
You get the Olympic Committee's book of Somersaults, Touchdowns and Slam Dunks.




I put in the [submit] button in the quick reply field as i press it...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 05:01:43 pm
you get me after you for destroying the quick-submit!!!!

I put in a request for said submit-button back, cuz it's d*m*e* handy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on March 12, 2008, 05:03:33 pm
you get godly kitten who acknowlages your request as well as returns the captain in pristine condition with b& hammer intact.


I put in all the tea in china
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on March 12, 2008, 05:06:36 pm
You get all the tea from Japan.

I put in Wikipedia.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2008, 05:08:42 pm
you get uncyclopedia...

I put in t3h n00b h4mm3r, just for shits and giggles, and to see if aurora is as good as a sport as t3h c4p74in is :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 09:18:56 am
You get an overclocked toaster.

I put in a raisin cinnamon bagel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 10:22:10 am
you get a cinnamon loaf...

I put in a dab of tobasco
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 10:28:23 am
You get a Mexican to sing you a song.

I put in Garfield

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Animals/garfield.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 10:32:46 am
You get mass respect for thinking of garfield, and the machine trows odies at you for putting garfield in a machine.....

I put in a dish of lasanga
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 14, 2008, 10:43:46 am
NO! Your luring him out of the machine!

I respond quickly to summon the diabeetus bag delivery cat!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/OtakuMask/Animals/Bigolbag.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 12:17:01 pm
You didn't put something IN!!! I didn't get sommin' from teh MACHINE!!!

For that I will put in teh awesome powers of KUROOOOO-NEEEEEKOOOOOO!!!!

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/welcome_to_my_life_07/Anime/kuroneko.gif)

It's enough that I derail easily...Don't drag me down with YOUR off-topicness...:D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 14, 2008, 01:13:27 pm
You get Milfeuille Sakuraba, in the process to
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/af/Partyhard_Anime1.gif)



I put in ED.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 14, 2008, 07:34:25 pm
You get brain damage from looking at that pic before you put it in.....

I put in a welding helmet for use with that pic...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 01:40:27 pm
You get Kamina's awesome sunglasses.



I put in HUEG amounts of GAR.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 01:56:45 pm
You get a thousand pounds of wasabi stuffed down ya throat...:D

I put in the last piece of wasabi left....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 02:38:07 pm
You get my FIRE BREATH! In your face, and a small green lizard.




I put in dried nuts...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 02:50:18 pm
you get soggy bread....

I put in a pack of bandages
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 05:11:47 pm
You get Detox Abiru. >:3



I put in Eurovision Song Contest...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 05:21:57 pm
you get a corrupt jury.....

I put in a can of chlorine....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 06:33:19 pm
You get a big box of pulverized Sodium.




I put in the Periodic Table...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 15, 2008, 06:49:27 pm
You get a periodic lie texted to you every 2 minutes.....

I put in a blackberry (handheld/cell phone)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 15, 2008, 08:09:53 pm
You get an MMS with digital blackberries.


I put in Uncle Trapspringer....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 07:17:09 am
you get uncle sam in a tuk-tuk wanting you to drive him around...

I put in my worthless old PSU who crapped out yesterday...(I mean, WTF?! It was only a year old and all it did was to run continuously until yesterday...)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 05:27:41 pm
You get out a new, shiny, tasty container of...jam. >_>




I put in...my entire Genderbender Haruhi image collection...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2008, 06:52:17 pm
You get every genderbending pic... IN THE WORLD!!!!!

I put in a SLI-bridge
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2008, 07:54:47 pm
You get...ZA WARUDO!!!


I put in Dio Brando...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 17, 2008, 10:17:43 am
You get a bottle of ketchup.

I put in a slightly damaged High Velocity Patton fan with emotional issues.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2008, 11:37:06 am
You get the high-power 120mm Compaq fan I tried to stop with a screwdriver, and is now missing a blade, messing up it's balance....

I put in the CPU-board from a Dell Poweredge quad Ppro server...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2008, 12:04:05 pm
You get 4chan /g/. (technology)




I put in DELISHOS CAEK.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on March 17, 2008, 12:14:32 pm
You get a tiny Grammar Nazi.

I put in paper of machine code
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2008, 12:19:19 pm
The machine lurhes. You hear a giggle and nothing else happens. The machine got hijacked by a 5cr1pt-k1dd13

I put in a copy of Unix to scare teh n00b out of the machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2008, 07:36:07 pm
You get lots of Erlang. LOTS of it. And I really mean LOTS.




I put in AdBlock Plus...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on March 18, 2008, 09:50:26 am
You get GLaDOS-tan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kybin/Misc%20pictures/GLaDOS_tan_by_HoiHoiSan.jpg) and a box of cake mix.

I put in a blank CD, looking hopeful.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 18, 2008, 10:33:46 am
You get AMV Hell:0. Your eyes may bleed more than your throat from the vomiting.

I put in a duck on a mission.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 10:35:37 am
You get Duckroll, on a roll. >w<


I put in a lion...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 18, 2008, 10:54:48 am
You get Jesus Christ!

I get in the car!

I put in some tuna!

...in the tape deck.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 11:20:30 am
Your car and you in it are caught by the machine's brand-new tractor beam and you get pulled into the machine.....

I put in a bucket of that new Mega-clean-stuff we got at work, with the lid removed, and run... (that stuff stinks harder than anything I've ever smelled)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 11:40:04 am
The machine implodes, and out comes Tacgnol, chasing you. RUN ON, SUCKER!



I put in babies gurgling over VOIP.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 11:46:22 am
^you get jail time but you made a deal so now you have use window me for 5 years and can't update

Insert NekOSaka

-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 11:48:07 am
You get a cute akai-neko...

I put in some catnip
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 12:07:32 pm
^You get me high as a kite
insert no bake cookie
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 06:07:11 pm
You get LOTS OF DOUGH.



I put in a muffin. It cannot be unbaked.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2008, 06:18:22 pm
You get a crack-team of 1337 h4x0rz t try to unbake that brownie for 'ya

I put in NEDM (http://russianedm.ytmnd.com/)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2008, 07:38:16 pm
You get an YTMND flamewar...no rly. With actual, burning flames. O_o




I put in Mesmer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 18, 2008, 07:53:20 pm
you get  NekOSaka  how the hell did that happen
insert color yellow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2008, 07:40:46 am
You get buttloads of Sodium over your face.




I put in the Rules of the Internet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 19, 2008, 08:52:47 am
You get OtakOWNED!...

...by Prinnies...

I put in pudding...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 19, 2008, 11:27:41 am
You get exactly 1 metric ton of custard...

I put in the metric system...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 19, 2008, 12:28:58 pm
You get Longcat. Well, some of it, at least...




I put in a paw...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 19, 2008, 12:35:17 pm
You get a really angry lioness, that wants her revenge for you taking her paw...

I try to stuff in Holland (both of them plusa the rest of the Netherlands)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 19, 2008, 03:07:00 pm
You get Michigan's
I inert tulips
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 20, 2008, 09:14:01 am
You get KANDY!

I put in a mysterious can of Monster energy drink.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on March 20, 2008, 09:15:57 am
The machine chokes and sputters for a moment. You get Vomit!

I put in a Dungeons and Dragons character sheet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 20, 2008, 09:20:13 am
You roll a Gygax. (Natural 20)

I put in a box of samiches
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2008, 10:29:48 am
you get a baguette with salmon, brie, lettuce and tomatoes....

I put in a HP No21 print cartridge...

(ooooh... shiny new GOLD star... :D)
*gazes in amazement*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 20, 2008, 01:52:53 pm
You get a Kraken with eight arms.




I put in The Demon Barber of Fleet Street...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2008, 02:09:37 pm
You get some guy from Oxford street, who'll someday may become a very succesful and famous murderer...

I put in an AA battery
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 20, 2008, 02:15:44 pm
You get my calculator with little to no power left in it at all.



I put in Creedence Clearwater Revival OHSHI-
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2008, 02:22:09 pm
The machine lets out a cry of exitement. and then gives you a thank you note, a bouquet of flowers, a CAEK and try's to hug you...

I put in another musical juggernaut: Deep Purple... and for good measure (and some great jammin'): Jefferson Airplane, Martha Reeves and the Vandrellas, The Guess Who and to top it off I let Metallica in too... :D

(gee.... what music do ya suppose i laik? :D)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 20, 2008, 03:24:07 pm
The machine roars, and headbangs you hard enough to fling you a couple of hundred meters away. You get pain, and a machine on steroids.



I put in LOADS of anesthetics...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2008, 06:26:15 pm
you get a doped up anesthesiologist.....

I put in 5 pounds of pure caffeïne...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 20, 2008, 08:48:41 pm
you get a hype Dos that running up the walks
insert sleeping pills
-DOS< HYPE MEOW
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2008, 09:09:47 pm
You get an enthousiastic, yet n00b, -tan artist on his way to bed... (me ;010)

I put in Kiyoh, Kinon and Kiyal, the three URUTURA MOE SHISTERS! of the black siblings :D... (my Engrish is emprovingu, ne?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 22, 2008, 08:19:33 am
You get a weird reference to a completely different anime, you never heard of.

I put in a bottle of cola.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 22, 2008, 08:41:07 am
You get a bottle of 7-up, and 7 up's

I put in a cassette of Mario 1/ Duckhunt
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 23, 2008, 10:28:08 am
You get the first computer, which ran UNICS  spacewars is already started.

I put in a 8" floppy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 23, 2008, 10:59:38 am
You get an Altair 8800 with an 8" drive....and all the software written for it...plus a special altair linux version...

I put in a Sony 80mm dual-sided DVD-RW with R.I.P-linux on it
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 23, 2008, 02:15:23 pm
You get a shiny Linux distro from the year 2048 on more than man-tall stack of dual-sided DVDs.

I put in a USB stick with one GB capacity.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 23, 2008, 02:29:38 pm
you get an enourmously elaborated LiveDistro on your USB-stick.....

I put in a fluffy penguin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on March 23, 2008, 03:57:01 pm
Heh! Where am I, is this a vending machine, I just came out of?! *SQUAWK*!!!

I put in a fluffy FreeDOS whale.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 23, 2008, 09:07:32 pm
you get a real live-sized sperm-whale.....

I put in a KillDisk boot-cd...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 24, 2008, 02:21:13 am
^you get a dead dos
inert the cops that are looking for Smokey
-Dos,
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 24, 2008, 09:02:47 pm
you get Peter R. the Vries... our very own Dutch crime-journalist slash crime-fighter...

I put in a Hi-Def plasma TV....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on March 25, 2008, 07:15:38 am
You get a Wiimote with a slightly torn wrist strap. (The bane of Plasma and LCD TVs everywhere)

I put in Angry German Kid's Keyboard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 25, 2008, 09:06:47 am
So two keys and a lot of broken plastic? Well you get, Unreal Tournament 7!

I wrap myself in a blanket, climb in, and get comphy in my new den... ZzZ ZzZ zZzZ.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 25, 2008, 12:18:00 pm
You get a bill of $900.- for living in a high-class appartment in a good neighbourhood.....

I put in an entire ghetto...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on March 25, 2008, 12:26:22 pm
you get Gary Coleman as your superintendent.
inert myself go hand out with NekOSaka
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on March 25, 2008, 08:53:32 pm
The machine turns green, what with all the regurgitating of previously inserted items... And a jar of mayonnaise comes out with you.

I put in David Bowie.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 25, 2008, 10:16:35 pm
The machine goes into ëxplosive barf mode" due to insertion of last item and you get all the stuff in the world that has somthing to do with david bowie...

I put in a Belgian Waffle...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on March 26, 2008, 12:08:12 am
Out comes the German Luftwaffle!

I put in Arnie, the Governator of California.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 26, 2008, 07:22:54 am
(LOL I expected that, remebering "Luftwaffles" from the simpsons)
anyway...

You suddenly develop a bad oostrian akcent, jaa....
(I was elected to lead, not to read...)

I put in Homer Jay Simpson
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 26, 2008, 08:41:29 am
You get Jay and his main man Silent Bob.

I put in a KITTEN!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 26, 2008, 08:59:43 am
The machine huffs (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing) the poor kitten and ejects a load of empty kitten-shells.....

I put in dirty harry...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 26, 2008, 09:21:16 am
You get a lifetime pass to Feel Good Inc.

I put in an Evil Dentist.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 26, 2008, 09:27:56 am
You get an appointment with said evil dentist for a triple root-canal job...

I put in my frustration about the darnded Wifi-ap-solo card i have wich causes me a headache in Linux.... (and refreshes my statement about Wired networking being better...)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on March 28, 2008, 10:34:17 am
You get a long talk from your good'ol neighbor, Mr. Rogers.

I put in that scuff mark with no explanation on the door that always ends up there...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2008, 05:04:24 pm
You get an army of beavers marching in and claiming your house as property, proceeding to chew it down bit by bit.



I put in Daylight Spending Time...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 30, 2008, 05:41:09 pm
You get a wasted Linux-user, who has spent the whole adjust-your-clock-to-summertime-night working on installing it...

I put in a rainy day...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2008, 06:04:34 pm
You get 2 meters of snow a few meters north of where you're standing. *blop*



I put in FUKK YEAH MISAO DATTEVA!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 12:02:53 pm
You get Honey-kun, instead... :D

I put in Haruhi.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on March 31, 2008, 04:06:24 pm
You get one of those creepy red octopus fangirls... -shiver-

I put in a Lucky Star BGM & Radio Bangumi CD.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 04:55:04 pm
You get the brand-new Lucky Star Character Song Vol.013 - Kusakabe Misao DATTEVA!!!



I put in my newly acquired Capoeira nickname, Elastico...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 05:21:36 pm
you get a box of rubber bands, delivered by a guy from the simpsons, Fausto...

I fut Fausto back in
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 05:43:54 pm
You get snippets of Megumi Hayashibara's "NORTHERN LIGHTS" looping through your head.



I put in a 5-dollar bill, a bulldozer and a white flag...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 06:55:50 pm
you get a French passport...

I put in a Dutch passport
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 06:57:18 pm
You get a streamlined chair.


I put in delicious flat chests...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2008, 07:02:00 pm
You get a fat bottom...

I put in a pound of sugar...and a stick of Uranium...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 31, 2008, 07:04:12 pm
You get a dire radioactivity fetish.



I put in Mentos.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on April 01, 2008, 12:40:08 am
you get Mentos in coke
inert neko
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 04:33:16 am
You get THE BALLS ARE INERT!!!



I put in CounterStrike 1.6...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2008, 08:15:51 am
you get a BF2142-clan on your ass, and they have a Bogatyr...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/92/Bogatyr.JPG/800px-Bogatyr.JPG)

I put in said bogatyr... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 01, 2008, 09:13:05 am
You get a windmill Gundam courtesy of the G-Gundam series.
(Hey, at least it's not SD)

I put in a cool mask, because every bad ass evil but not evil guy needs a cool mask.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 11:30:30 am
You get ZETSUBOU DA!!!!!!!
(oh damnit. My ego is so huge it hurts ;_; )



I put in 53 liters of my ego, to get rid of the headache...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2008, 12:48:15 pm
You get the 53L of ego pumped back into your head by an evil H4X0R, plus an extra 7L of ego to top it off...

I put in an ounce of modesty...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 01:02:12 pm
You get FALCON PUNCH!'d by the machine, and then a small bowl with a goldfish comes out.




I put in APRIL FOOL'S DATTEVA!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2008, 01:42:24 pm
You get Sued by all the lawyers in the world, for lots of different crimes, bringing you to the virge of insanity...
And then you find out it was an april fools joke... :D

I put in Nej's new siggy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2008, 05:00:44 pm
You get SHOCK AND WOE! all of the stars I seem to have lost! NANDAKORYA!!!?


I HUFF AND PUFF in...lots of air.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 07:19:14 am
You get a politician...(they're usually full of hot air...:D)

I put in my old TV...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 02, 2008, 10:51:53 am
You get a your old TV back in the shape of a P|-|34|^  807 (http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/211)!

I put in "Meth for Dummies"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 11:31:04 am
You get a fully equipped Meth-lab...With all the personnel and police to boot... :D

I put in a 3Com EtherlinkIII card...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 02, 2008, 01:34:04 pm
You get surrounded by drones spit out of the Vending machines. They forcefully install a Gigabit LAN port card in your left shoulder. Then they jack you up as a server for 4Chan /b/.




I put in Smokey-kun's cruel, cruel fate...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 01:38:17 pm
You get a fanatic teacher to force you to memorize all your 4008 posts...

I put in a lamp-post... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 02, 2008, 02:54:54 pm
You get girls walking on powerlines. -w-




I put in 300 meters of serial-coupled USB cables...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 02, 2008, 05:21:19 pm
You get an ultra-wideband (wireless USB) kit... ;010

I put in all my Cat5Utp cables...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 03, 2008, 09:05:03 am
You get MUSTARD!

I put in a recolored Mountain Dew bottle.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2008, 10:54:44 am
You get a bottle of cheap soda...

I put in a spanish 1,5L bottle of Coke... (empty offcourse :D)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 04, 2008, 09:06:59 am
You get a greeting card, it reads "Hello, and welcome to the neighborhood, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

I put in my left hand, for I, am right handed.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 04, 2008, 10:27:59 am
You get ownership of Ned Flanders' Leftorium....

I put in my DVD of the Simpsons Movie
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2008, 11:44:11 am
You get Spiderpig. In a box. With little flowers on his suit.




I put in 7-dimensional thinking...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 07, 2008, 09:29:22 am
You get a microwave oven shaped like a giant version of Ozzy's head.

I put in pizza bagels. I also put a pizza bagel into the machine once they are done cooking. XP
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 10:30:51 am
You get...AN INVERTED CALZONE! MAMMA MIA!



I put in the wise-ass chef who made that pizza...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 04:33:21 pm
You get Chef from Southpark... In 3d :D

I put in a can of Pringles... (Hot&Spicy)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 07, 2008, 06:06:23 pm
You get a crapload of sour cream all over you.
(cuz sourcream/onion is the only good kind of chips YO)


I put in...a fish.
A green fish.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 07, 2008, 09:09:39 pm
you get a can of fish-oil thrown over you, and then the machine releases a dozen of cats...

I put in the footage of Nejin being chased by a group of cats...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 08, 2008, 09:48:00 am
You get a surprise Nejin standing behind you...

I put in a hand full of change one by one trying to keep my mind off what Nejin is doing.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 11:50:38 am
You get to see what Nej's doing....Hah! And you get that vision burned into your memory to haunt you forever... :D

I put ina SCART->Composite video Adapter...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2008, 03:56:09 pm
You get covered in mayonnaise, because the machine only shows Gintama.



I put in Burger King...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 08, 2008, 06:07:15 pm
You get Kentucky Fried Chicken...

I put in Domino's Pizza
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 08, 2008, 08:37:50 pm
You get BRI/X/



I put in Makoto...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 09, 2008, 09:41:58 am
You get Mako, and a crazed silver haired whackjob with a badass katana.

I put in my eternal undying hate for Cait Sith.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 11:08:29 am
You get Lord Sith and Darth Vader to help you...

I put in a Leyden Jar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyden_jar)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: ShinzuiUindo on April 09, 2008, 11:13:43 am
You get an electrifyed Chuck Norris, 'cuz Chuck Norris is everywhere.

I'll put him back into the machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on April 09, 2008, 02:11:11 pm
The machine roundhouse kicks the nearest psychopathic murderer.

I put in Red Bull in attempts to give it wings.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 02:21:56 pm
You get turned into an OSTRICH. NOW WHO'S GOT TOTALLY USELESS WINGS EH?


I put in oversized eggs...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 09, 2008, 07:08:16 pm
You get an undersized omelet....

I put in a menu...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2008, 07:34:36 pm
YOU GET NO OPTIONS.




I put in Nasdaq...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 10:27:26 am
You get an angry Japanese  businessman staring at you...

I put in a Rent-A-Zilla pin.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 10, 2008, 11:13:43 am
j00 g37 Gr34t T34ch3r l4rg0, y0.



I put in large amounts of sap.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 02:53:01 pm
You get a little piece of Canada. That's pretty nice buddy.

I ask the machine if it knows what I'm talking aboot.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chazzie on April 10, 2008, 04:57:14 pm
The machine absorbs the sound. You get a boot and instructions on how to toss it at someone's head.

I put in my sense of nostalgia of the situation.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 05:21:14 pm
You get a tourist in England saying how he loves the history, cuz it's so old...

I put in a piece of Amsterdam...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 05:28:12 pm
You get a "story all about how my life got flipturned upsidedown"

I give the minute that the machine takes while I sit right there.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 05:32:41 pm
You get a "brand-new" "authentic Rolex" that "fell off the truck" for a "special price"...

I put in a counterfeit 75-dollar bill... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 05:38:36 pm
You get to go on a long walk with some associates.

I put in the Godfather theme.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 05:39:56 pm
You get a pair of new "shoes"...

I put in the cement, water and sand needed for those...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 10, 2008, 05:43:30 pm
You get a nice new driveway.

I put in BEEeEEeeEEEEeEEeeeSss!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 10, 2008, 06:54:09 pm
You get the Wu-Tang Clan...

I put in the Beastie Boys...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 11, 2008, 05:34:36 am
You get bad Kemonomimi animu leads (read: Kanokon) tossed at you.




I put in Fruit Hijack...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2008, 01:37:05 pm
You get the machines fruit....

I put in Murder Princess
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2008, 05:59:10 am
You get Asakura Ryouko.


I put in CS16FULL_V7.exe...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2008, 08:53:24 am
You get a virus infection...

I put in Sophos Antivirus...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2008, 10:07:30 am
you get Sokrates.



I put in Pythagoras...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2008, 10:17:19 am
You get a bunch of triangles of wich you have to calculate the angles...

I put in a history book...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on April 15, 2008, 01:51:28 pm
^You get porn book for trees
insert roll of duck tape
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2008, 05:30:21 pm
You get a tube of super-glue...

I put in a non-stick frying-pan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on April 18, 2008, 01:43:29 am
you get a bunny Slinky  
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/linkdx1/PICT0062.jpg)
insert my wish for my bunny Slinky too
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 18, 2008, 08:07:43 pm
You get DUCKROLL'D, FOO!



I put in That F*cking Cat...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 18, 2008, 09:22:35 pm
You get...........................................ME! a cat-loving crazy idiot with... GUNS... :D

I put in some animal-molesters and jump in after them to punish them.........my way.........
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on April 19, 2008, 08:22:29 am
You get A container of Lamp oil, about three feet of Rope, and seven Bombs.
You want them? They're yours my friend.

I put in   A squeaking Mac Classic II  (//www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Idzb5kL5E)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 19, 2008, 09:51:13 am
You get a PowerBook 190 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PowerBook_190) with the battery charger missing...

I put in a Apple I (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_I)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on April 19, 2008, 07:46:23 pm
Oh Wow, what a marvel. I'd so LOVE to have one of those. *_*
*stares at old computer*

Someting else I noticed..
Quote from: "Wikipedia"It went on sale in July 1976 at a price of $666.66

AHA! I KNEW IT! MACS ARE EVIL! ALL MY YEARS OF WINDOWS USING WERE RIGHT.
(Lmao JK JK)

You get an invite to the world's largest computer museum.

I put in The Gamer Infinity SLI GT (http://www.cyberpowerpc.com/system/Gamer_Infinity_SLI_GT/)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 19, 2008, 08:22:58 pm
You get a home-built (by me :D) PC with over $100.000 worth of hardware...

I put in a roll of mentos...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on April 21, 2008, 10:15:47 am
You get a Diet Pepsi shoop

I put in a ball of batteries...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 12:17:11 pm
you get a bit of battery acid on you, causing a chemical burn. You go to get it treated, but then your case is being hijacked by a sarcastic doctor with a limp, who, after making a couple of wrong diagnoses, cures you of an exotic rare disease...

I put in said doctor and his team...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 12:31:34 pm
You get Black Jack and it's awesome OP song.



I put in FUCK YEAH YASU!!!...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 12:55:03 pm
you get transported to a catholic church full of nuns who know about your swearing... And the all have a nice ruler in their hands.....


I put in protestantism...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 01:30:33 pm
You get DEMON PARTY V&! on your ass bothering the machines with religion.



I put in Steam...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 02:33:40 pm
You get wet, hot, and wrinkled skin....

I put in a leaky canister of hydrogen, a leaky canister of Oxygen, roll a cigarette, light it with a match and inadvertently toss the match in the machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2008, 05:26:43 pm
You get a big, white narwhal dropped on you from a high distance.




I put in buttloads of red tape and Munchkin cards...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 21, 2008, 06:06:28 pm
you get an uncontrollable hello-kitty blimp, wich is tied to your foot and carries you away...

I put in pics of above situation...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2008, 08:12:56 pm
You get a royal ass-whipping by the Tentacle King.



I put in lots of red...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2008, 08:26:49 pm
You get buried under an avalanche of Akai home-cinema sets...

I put in a 1:10 scale R/C Subaru Impreza running on methane...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2008, 08:37:57 pm
You get insanely high off Meth, and get raped by the maidens.



I put in inverse gastronomy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2008, 09:23:57 pm
You get Gordon Ramsay, turned inside-out...

I put in a dish of Tortelini al forno...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2008, 09:30:22 pm
You get Pasta Bolognese puked all over you.



I put in maximal levels of disgusting-ness...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2008, 09:51:44 pm
The machine lurches and then chokes on its own vomit. You get the repair-bill...

I put in /b/ and /r/ to break the machine in again...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 01:35:07 pm
You get an army of girl scouts wielding little drumsticks. Frightening, isn't it?




I put in a whale-that-was-originally-a-missile...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 02:48:14 pm
You get a dead seal (or SEAL, whatever floats yer boat) wich keeps washing up on the beach in front of your beach house...

I put in 3.785411784 litres of seawater...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 06:50:54 pm
You get a Baltic Sea-load of brackwater, and a codpiece.



I put in 15 kilograms of plastic seashells...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 07:10:39 pm
You get a metric ton of oysters...

I put in a crab...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:12:02 pm
You get screams of KANI KANI KANI KANI MAHO~ echoing out of the machine. You are slightly creeped off.


I put in Pani Poni Dash...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 07:29:13 pm
The machine straps you to a chair, tapes your eyelids wide open and forces you to watch an azumanga daioh marathon...

I put in the 76.5% of brain functionality i have left after watching the first 9 eps...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:45:48 pm
You get a sinus function of the single thought going through your mind.



I put in Hosaka...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 07:54:57 pm
You get transported to an Otaku Convention...

I put in 2 tickets for a Deep Purple concert...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 07:56:16 pm
You get an overdose of Ultraviolet radiation.




I put in a digital backup of my enormous ponytail...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 08:18:40 pm
You get a horse to go with that tail...

I put in the charred remains of my long hair wich was lost in the stove accident of 1999...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2008, 08:28:42 pm
You get a black afro wig. Congratulations, you are now the /b/lackup!



I put in the Phantom's mask...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2008, 10:48:28 pm
You get the original script for Othello...

I put in a theatre...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Toki on May 04, 2008, 12:51:21 am
You receive Shakespeare!

I put in jello...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 04:37:50 am
You get a fat yodeler from spain.



I put in lots and lots of Yoghurt...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 07:14:00 am
You ger Ice cream

I put in a painting
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2008, 08:57:22 am
You get the entire Scream DVD box set.



I put in every zig...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2008, 09:00:32 am
You get a copy of the song: Invasion of the gabber robots by the laziest men on mars.....

I put in Rizla...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on May 05, 2008, 10:27:51 am
You get crackers.

I put in cheese.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2008, 03:15:35 pm
You get 500 cans of spam, and PLZ PLZ PLZ all over your screen until your computer DIES.



I put in Capulet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 05, 2008, 04:30:36 pm
You get Montague...

I put in arsenic...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2008, 04:58:21 pm
You get a digested apple seed.
I ate it, btw.



I put in a pair of white pants, a CRT monitor, a iPod battery replacement pack and a subwoofer...

(and I totally did NOT pick things that were on my desktop right now, really! FO SHO!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 05, 2008, 06:18:56 pm
You get a pc, a Logitech mx3200 set, an illuminated mousepad/usb hub, a cup of coffee, a gameboy color, a book of Kingsize Smoking Slim, a 5.1 home cinema set with the two front and the centerspeaker, a HP Deskjet f380 all-in-one, 25 horror movies, a box of (rare) MTG cards, 3 remote controls, a Motorola V3, a Samsung SGH P-300, a Sony MDR-P80 headphones, 2 cans of 1/10 RC car fuel, a CD of supperclub, a box-set of GITS SAC, a DVD of GITS 2, a DVD of Top Gear Winter Olympics, a DVD of GITS, 15 games, a 5M tapemeasure, a 0,5L bottle of Coce (r) a huntingknife, a can of plasmascreen cleaner, a wirecutter and a DOS manual...

I put in the rest of the stuff that's on my desk...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2008, 09:51:09 am
You get an entire Yu-Gi-Oh! DVD boxset, and are forced to watch it. ENGLISH DUB, NO EXCEPTIONS.



I put in...a hat.
It's black with thin white stripes on it.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2008, 10:19:47 am
You get surrounded my a gang of maffiosi, who's mum you've somehow insulted...

I put in Jimmy Hoffa...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on May 06, 2008, 04:46:26 pm
You get picture of Jimmy Hoffa...

I put in my English homework...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2008, 06:04:24 pm
You get an untranslated Psychology paper...I mean, not translated into Swedish, that is. Seriously, finding info about MPD in any other language than english is impossible...



I put in the mafioso underlings I just got, now belonging to La Familia...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2008, 06:10:37 pm
You get the federales after you...

I put in the Triad, Yakuza and Hotel Moscow fron Black Lagoon...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2008, 06:16:29 pm
You get Berlusconi, pissing his pants. >:3



I put in step-dancers in black and lots of hats...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2008, 06:20:07 pm
You get sent to a square-dancing contest...

I put in Arizona...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 06, 2008, 07:44:05 pm
You get a shirt saying, "Hey, sorry to tell you, Dorothy, but YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"



I put in a Ball mask...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2008, 10:30:01 pm
You get the New york Yankees...

I put in Jaguar Cars Ltd.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 07, 2008, 08:45:15 am
You get a lion in a car. Well, now you're screwed.




I put in a backpack filled with arsenic...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 07, 2008, 02:04:20 pm
You get a backpack from wich a fuming red liquid is oozing all over you...
The machine then tells you that it's Aqua Regia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_regia)...

I put in some diamonds
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on May 07, 2008, 04:18:03 pm
You get opals.

I put in pearls...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 07, 2008, 04:42:16 pm
You get two blue sapphires, matching your (avvi's) eyes...

I put in a lump of lead, matching our skies in spring/autumn/winter...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 07, 2008, 05:16:27 pm
You get some nice Lead Nitrate for hair removal. >_>



I put in Candy Boy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 07, 2008, 08:21:32 pm
You get the Haribo bear, who is promptly -eeh- "done" by pedobear...

I put in the remains of said Haribo bear...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 08, 2008, 02:17:26 am
You get the Pedobear Seal of Approval stamped on your head. NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US



I put in an old FM radio...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 08, 2008, 07:09:16 am
You get AM static...

I put in VoIP..
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 10, 2008, 04:14:13 pm
You get a 300 Baud internet connection

I put in a Cray 3.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 10, 2008, 06:30:50 pm
You get a VAX...

I put in a bag of corn bugles (nacho cheese)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 11, 2008, 03:21:29 am
You get an empty bag -- and the vending machine makes chewing sounds.

I put in a 56k modem.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on May 11, 2008, 11:26:47 am
I get a flashback to the 1990s!

I put in a Honeywell Kitchen Computer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on May 12, 2008, 10:24:08 pm
You get one of the computers I am with in this room picked at random.









I put in my tissue box.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on May 13, 2008, 01:03:51 am
^Your get a crying dos

insert my soaps
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 13, 2008, 07:54:19 am
You get shampoo...

I put in special agent Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in to find out what happened to the forum...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on May 14, 2008, 10:07:00 am
You get a grinning Nejin and two missing agents.

I put in a typewriter keyboard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on May 14, 2008, 01:21:59 pm
you get a write that looking for some pot to smoke
insert my bed

-Dos, asleep meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 14, 2008, 01:25:09 pm
You get your bed back with a passed out hippie on it...

I put in the phrase "Peace out, man..."
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 16, 2008, 04:28:42 pm
You get the phrase "Peace in your pants"

I put in a 300 lines long SELECT statement (yes, SQL can be very evil!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 16, 2008, 05:18:04 pm
You get the kode for my "mastermind" programmed in Delphi6 (I'd put the actual kode in here if i had Delphi installed, I'm just that evil, too :D)...

I put in a comprehensive menu system for DOS, written in QBASIC...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 16, 2008, 05:25:25 pm
You get a comprehensive menu system for Minix written in Forth.

I put in a good night's sleep.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on May 16, 2008, 06:52:42 pm
I get up tired. WTF?

I put in some Multics source...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 16, 2008, 07:17:28 pm
You get the projects Origin and Perseus...
(that's from F.E.A.R., for the people who have yet to play the creepiest fps there is ;010)

I put in Paxton Fettel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on May 16, 2008, 11:42:55 pm
You get that uber creepy girl from fear. (Damn forgot her name)

I put in a Weighted Companion Cube.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 17, 2008, 07:08:35 am
You get hotel security...

I put in the Mirage, MGM Grand and the Bellagio...

(BTW, she's Alma, Alma Wade...)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on May 18, 2008, 02:48:44 pm
You get myself.



I put in a tab.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 18, 2008, 08:01:02 pm
You get a spacebar, freshly cut off it's keyboard, wrapped in a bill...

I put in this (my 1600th) post... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on May 19, 2008, 10:03:25 am
You get an increased library of porn do to the connections made with the posts.

I put in moar porn! Being a deliverance system is fun!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 19, 2008, 12:05:52 pm
You get a kill-joy telling you that even your parents had hot steaming SEX! to have you, just when you were watching your favorite porn, associating that porn with the thought of your parents having sex....

I put in the evilness of this...Plus a basket of kittens to balance it with some cuteness...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on May 19, 2008, 08:01:55 pm
You get a kitten.








I put is a measuring cup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 19, 2008, 08:51:04 pm
You get 2 pints of random...

I put in a canis lupus familiaris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canis_lupus_familiaris)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 20, 2008, 03:32:41 pm
You get a Pygoscelis Papua (a gentoo penguin)

I put in a bug.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 20, 2008, 07:52:57 pm
You get a Volkswagen Beetle with a Felis margarita (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_Cat) in it...
(VauWagen, a dutch wordgame :))

I put in a E36 BMW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_E36), the M40B16 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_M40#M40B16) version...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2008, 03:41:35 am
You get a stack of train tickets

I put in a note (a musical one)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Techno the fox on May 21, 2008, 05:59:02 am
You get the Death Note. Use it wisely.

I put in a Blue Screen of Death.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2008, 07:48:12 am
You get a frozen shutdown screen...

I put in a Gramme machine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramme_machine)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on May 21, 2008, 11:13:21 am
You get a disk.





I put in a printer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2008, 01:04:16 pm
You get sprayed with ink, a cloud of toner gets blown in your face and the machine drapes some wet print-tapes over you...

I put in a fully functional telescopic crane made out of LEGO...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2008, 05:04:36 pm
You get a bigger one, made completely out of Duplos.

I put in an iceweasel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2008, 05:12:01 pm
You get Scrat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrat)

I put in a new ice age...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 21, 2008, 05:21:37 pm
you get the squawking of millions of happy tuxen and penguins.

I put in my grandma's internet connection.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2008, 07:34:35 pm
You get 40MB worth of data sent to you through telegram...

I put in the song Battery by Metallica...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on May 21, 2008, 10:46:55 pm
You get a music octave.






I put in a quarter note.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 08:23:26 am
You get a metronome...

I put in a metro system and a gnome...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 10:01:30 am
You get GNOME 1.1

I put in KDE 0.9
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 10:24:19 am
You get a pet grub...

I put in a black cd-marker...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 10:38:20 am
You get a white CD marker

I put in 5 superformatted high density floppies.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 10:47:33 am
You get 2 DS/DD 2.88MB diskettes plus a DS/DD 1.44 MB diskette...

I put in a Compaq laser diskette drive...
(yes they exist, i nearly got one)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 10:52:43 am
You get an Iomega Zip disk

I put in a typewriter
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 10:56:04 am
You get a Gutenberg Press
(sorry for the missing umlauts, XP is messing with me)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 11:06:04 am
you get swallowed whole by the vending machine and then vomitted out...

I put in a GNU logo.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 11:14:19 am
(oh, crap! I forgot to put something in... srry)

You get the ASUS logo...

I put in the remote for my X-BOX...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 11:16:37 am
You get the remote back ... just without batteries.

I put in an empty sheet of paper
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 11:26:34 am
You get the top sheet of A4 paper from Smokey's printer. It's the one that never gets used and collects all the dust and smudges...Poor heroic thing...

I put in a box containing 2500 pieces of chained A4 paper for dot matrix use...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 12:08:31 pm
You get a dumb terminal, which uses paper to show text.

I put in scissors.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 12:41:36 pm
You get a katana, forged through the original method...

I put in a wetstone...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 01:32:15 pm
You get another CPU benchmarking program :)

I put in that annoying dog who keeps on barking outside.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 01:40:08 pm
You get Animal Control after you...

I put in a Plutonium rod...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 01:58:30 pm
You get transported back into the future.

I put a thread in.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 02:20:16 pm
You get a cashmere sweater...

I put in the second set of upper front teeth i had, and the (presumably) 5th wisdom tooth i'm getting...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 06:32:19 pm
You get a set of artificial teeth.

I put in a 5 MB FAT12 partition
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 07:12:35 pm
You get a 5,25" 10MB harddisk with two 5MB fat12 partitions on it...

I put in a pair of socks...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 22, 2008, 10:19:40 pm
You get one of them back and hear a strange chewing sound from the machine... at least this answers one question, doesn't it?

I put in a Ruby book.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 22, 2008, 11:08:57 pm
You get a copy of my e-book on the art of Dim-Mak...
(oh god, i hope it's not on my deceased HDD!)

I put in said HDD for diagnosis and repairs...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on May 23, 2008, 12:12:42 am
you get GIR and he teachers you how to dance like a monkey
insert JTHM
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2008, 06:08:00 am
You get IPv6...

I put in UDP
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 23, 2008, 08:30:58 am
You get TCP

I put in HTTP
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2008, 09:22:01 am
You get FTP...

I put in IEEE 802.11x...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 24, 2008, 04:35:28 pm
You get TCP/IP over avian carrier

I put in SMB
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2008, 07:22:51 pm
You get Falco Lombardi, in an X-Wing. Now how does that work?



I put in the deceased Rapidsearch...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2008, 07:31:49 pm
You get MSN search as default homepage on every PC you own and will ever buy...

I put in Google...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2008, 05:47:47 pm
You get F$%KING KILLED!!! by The Mad Steve.


I put in some Daft Hands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 25, 2008, 06:30:55 pm
You get the complete script of Hamlet tattooed all over your body...

I put in a camshaft...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2008, 06:58:54 pm
The machine explodes from an uncontrolled thought decay contaminated by Nejin's dirty mind.
When the flames have died away, left is a towel.
TOWELDAY WHEEEE




I put in Backup Eyebrows...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 25, 2008, 07:43:01 pm
You get a ladyshave...

I put in mycartridge of Zelda OOT...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: bobthemanofsteel on May 26, 2008, 06:53:31 am
you get a bazillion (Not a real word) Zelda Figurines

I put in a piece of toast
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 26, 2008, 07:03:26 am
You get a table laden with toast, jam, peanut butter, various cheezes, milk coffee, tea, and lots of other things...

I put in sunny weather...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 26, 2008, 09:36:08 am
You get a Nejin on a bike, half-dead from the damn processor overheating TO THE MAX, YO



I put in Half-Life...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 26, 2008, 11:42:29 am
(first off: LOL to your processor, i had an Athlon XP a couple o' years back wich reached to 73 celcius and now my mate's M2N-E (mobo) is reaching well in the 60's (63/64 celcius), while his processor stays a frisky 35 celcius...:D)

So you get a level 67 Necromancer from DII...

I put in my "Breath of the Dying" socketed longsword...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 26, 2008, 07:05:31 pm
You get a toy lightsaber.

I put in a slice of salami pizza.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 26, 2008, 08:26:26 pm
You get a pizza topped with delicious seafood and a salad with prosciutto and mozarella...

I put in the satmenet taht not all the ltetres in a wrod hvae to be in the rgiht oerdr to hvae yuor biran mkae snese of tehm...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on May 27, 2008, 10:37:02 am
I call you a liar and a madman. But the machine gives you $7.56.

I put in an empty grill lighter.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2008, 11:27:49 am
You get a jet-powered rotisserie...

I put in Top Ground Gear Force (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Ground_Gear_Force)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 27, 2008, 12:21:39 pm
You get scrambled letters... You assume they all come from the term 'Top Ground Gear Force' but they are so scrambled that you have no idea which part forms which letter.

I put in pink noise
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2008, 12:35:04 pm
You get subliminal messaging through static...

I put in a Yagi-Uda Antenna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yagi_antenna)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 27, 2008, 01:17:58 pm
You get a test image (http://fun.drno.de/pics/sendepause.jpg).

I put in a a RAID 5+1 array (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAID#Nested_levels)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2008, 01:47:00 pm
You get a JBOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JBOD#Concatenation_.28JBOD_or_SPAN.29)...

I put in a friggin' HUEG firecracker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czar_bomba)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 27, 2008, 05:50:57 pm
You get a Slightly smaller one (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Kubischer_Kanonenschlag.jpg).

I put in a large empty area and a floodfill algorithm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_fill).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2008, 06:29:35 pm
You get souvenir from the Roman Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascata_delle_Marmore)...

I put in a bit of green electricity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on May 28, 2008, 08:02:59 am
You get 40  million tons of sediment[URL]

I put in a Harvard-architecture based computer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam#Sedimentation)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on May 28, 2008, 08:42:48 am
You bet a box full of Poptart crumbs.

I put in a garbage can lid.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 28, 2008, 03:45:54 pm
You get a satelite dish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra_Deep_Space_Communication_Complex) made from that lid and a cantenna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna) from the can it came from

I put in space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_space)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on May 29, 2008, 07:20:02 pm
You get a parallel universe.

I put in a Flux Capacitor...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 29, 2008, 07:28:40 pm
You get a Pivotal Mass Generator, and riftspace breaking apart around you.



I put in a 5...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 29, 2008, 07:45:38 pm
You get one of the most important numbers there is, a 0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_%28number%29#History)...

I put in its binary counterpart, the 1, apparently an Indian invention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_%28number%29)[/hurl]...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 02, 2008, 01:57:00 pm
You get i (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_unit)

I put in 1 3 4 * + (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_Polish_notation)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 02, 2008, 06:15:07 pm
You get PostProc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_post-processing)...
I put in Gouraud shading (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouraud_shading)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 02, 2008, 07:08:08 pm
You get a turing-complete scene-description language (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Povray)

I put in  ç®€åŒ-å­-- (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Chinese_characters)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2008, 03:36:46 am
You get simplified communism. >_>


I put in a potato labeled banana...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 03, 2008, 09:12:57 am
You get Hyperreality.


I put in a ridiculously complicated project that only 3 people in the world could understand.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 03, 2008, 10:27:59 am
You get my logic... :D

I put in my reasoning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 03, 2008, 11:08:01 am
You get code, which is so obfuscated that God himself can not understand it and a stone so heavy that God can not lift it.

I put in TUX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TUX_web_server)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 03, 2008, 06:17:50 pm
You get episode 7 of Penguin Musume Heart!, subbed by Chihiro.



I put in Splashtop...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 03, 2008, 10:15:38 pm
You get an XT with DOS4...

I put in RISC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risc)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 04, 2008, 07:09:59 am
You get That Stupid Board Strategy Game Which Everyone Hates So Much.



I put in some blackened wood...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 04, 2008, 08:25:44 am
A peice of charcoal drops in your hands and you realize that they're still hot...

I put in a Barbeque...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on June 06, 2008, 09:15:19 am
You get a hamburger man with a lust for DANCE.

I put in a passport.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 06, 2008, 11:10:03 am
You get DEPORTED'D!


I put in a cab, the plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 06, 2008, 12:27:41 pm
You get an Escalade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Escalade)...

I put in a proper english tourer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_Martin_DBS_V12)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 06, 2008, 02:26:00 pm
You get a golf ball and a mallet.



I put in Macross Frontier...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 06, 2008, 07:52:01 pm
You get Marco's polo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vw_polo)...

I put in a BMW 528 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_E39)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 07, 2008, 05:45:30 am
You get run over for posting too many damn cars. You didn't even post a sidewalk, you moron!




I put in the rescue workers trying to get through the traffic jam to Smokey...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 07, 2008, 07:37:16 am
You get Top Gear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_%28current_format%29) complaining about how entire Motorways gets closed down for hours by annoying traffic wombles so someone can find his D*** mirror...


I put in  one piece of motoring heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 07, 2008, 07:05:16 pm
You get One Piece, episode 350~



I put in bleach. The chemo.

Added after 17 seconds:

OH LAWD HOW HILARIOUS THAT IS XD
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 07, 2008, 09:04:59 pm
You get Fuel... The song...

I put in lots of blocks of frozen shaving cream... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 08, 2008, 04:49:34 am
You get an enormous cone of ice cream...
...but it's frozen, and rock hard.



I put in a microwave...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 08, 2008, 07:07:02 am
You get a plate of lasagna.


I put in a Trabbi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Trabant_P50.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 08, 2008, 07:42:20 am
You get something a bit smaller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peel_p50)...

I put in diseasel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 08, 2008, 04:48:26 pm
You get Diesel Jeans. They suck. And if you wear them, you will do as well.



I put in teh suckage...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 08, 2008, 07:29:16 pm
You get an industrial vacume pump, sucking you out...

I put in a boot...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 08, 2008, 09:29:56 pm
You get a bluescreen.



I put in ERROR:404...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 08, 2008, 09:46:41 pm
You get a server time-out...

i put in some Cat5 STP...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2008, 12:28:23 pm
You get a truckload of catnip over you...


I put in Catnarok...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on June 10, 2008, 01:48:50 pm
you get TRAGDOOOOOR!! BURNINATING YOUR FAAACE!

I put in a case of mikes hard lemonade
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2008, 01:52:32 pm
You get your face full of Sketchbook~ and an aloof Sora.



I put in a microphone on the gallows...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 10, 2008, 02:16:42 pm
You get gangbanged by a horde of MC's...

I put in some sick lyrics...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2008, 08:14:39 pm
You get someone to like you, come to their home and CHOME CHOMEEEEE their sister.

...and then, of course, you wake up from your dream by someone pouring hot milk in your hair.



I put in lots of cream...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 10, 2008, 08:46:37 pm
You get C.R.E.A.M. by the Wu-Tang Clan...

I put in Method Man AND Redman...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2008, 12:48:42 am
You get Red Bull injected into your blood, and you go on a total RAVE SPREE.




I put in...tables.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 11, 2008, 02:10:03 am
You get multiplications...

I put in a black suitcase
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2008, 02:28:55 am
You get a visit by the Party V&! up your ass.



I put in a tick on steroids...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 11, 2008, 02:49:56 am
You get over 9 thousand! leeches...

I put in one drop of blood
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2008, 03:21:51 am
You get a swarm of starved vampires.



I put in Stephen Lynch...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 11, 2008, 07:43:46 am
You get lynched by Stephen

I put in an incense stick.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2008, 01:57:35 pm
You get an incest brick...

...whatever that is. Õ_õ



I put in SOU NAN DESS KARR? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzqGuJY3qc)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 11, 2008, 07:41:55 pm
You get randomness



I put in a mouse
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 12, 2008, 06:19:10 am
You get a serially connected 3 button mouse.

I put in a rat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 12, 2008, 09:40:50 am
You get mouse-ears.



I put in a severely mistreated phone...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on June 12, 2008, 03:21:23 pm
You get a brand new phone that can even make toast for you.


I put in my friend's broken Ipod.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 12, 2008, 04:35:31 pm
You get MY broken iPod...
...that's enough said, really...




I put in 500 grams of BEEF.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 12, 2008, 09:43:31 pm
You get 500 grams of sugar.


I put in a key.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on June 12, 2008, 10:16:22 pm
you get my heart
insert my broken heart
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 12, 2008, 10:30:05 pm
You get munching noises from the machine, cuz I'm in there enjoying my newly arrived substitute for 500 grams of beef.



I put in Vaccine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on June 13, 2008, 01:05:17 am
you get a virue
insert a roll of duck tape
-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 13, 2008, 09:00:08 am
You get a series of flat ducks.

I put in xcopy.exe
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on June 13, 2008, 03:30:55 pm
You get xcopy.exe... again...

I put in explorer.exe
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 14, 2008, 12:02:53 pm
You get firefox.exe

I put in a copy of /bin/cp
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 15, 2008, 09:02:50 pm
You get a corrupted MySQL database.


I put in LOTS AND LOTS OF RAGE...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 15, 2008, 11:07:30 pm
You get a LOT of candy.


I put in a peppermint candy.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 16, 2008, 06:44:53 am
You get fire spewing from your mouth.


I put in Fisherman's Friend...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 16, 2008, 07:28:08 am
You get a fishing rod

I put in an inappropriate comment
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 16, 2008, 12:17:50 pm
You get inappropriate content. And you liek it.




I put in muddy water.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 16, 2008, 01:02:37 pm
You get the mississippi, too dry to drink and too wet to farm...

I put in a 50mm lens...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 16, 2008, 07:35:26 pm
You get a load o' 9mm bullets STRAIGHT THROUGH YER NUTBLADDER!



I put in a wet swimsuit...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 17, 2008, 04:40:14 am
You get a wet dog... (with all the wet dog smell ofcourse :D)

I put in a blowtorch...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 17, 2008, 08:39:05 am
You get a burning zombie on your head.



I put in a tennis ball...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 17, 2008, 12:33:30 pm
You get an official UEFA Euro 2008 soccer ball...

I put in one heck of a good goalkeeper, OUR goalkeeper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_van_der_sar)... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 17, 2008, 01:07:01 pm
You get a goal scored against him by The Ibra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimovic).



I put in my chewed-on pants...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 17, 2008, 04:17:04 pm
You hear a few noises and then get them back, even more chewed on (well, at least now you know what the noises were).

I put in a brightness control for dumb lusers!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 17, 2008, 04:23:33 pm
You get BLOOM, BLOOM and MOAR BLOOM.


I put in a paperback LOTR book...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 18, 2008, 09:30:15 am
You get a de-luxe version of the LOTR trilogy and a luxury version of "the Hobbit"...

I put in a DVD of the Simpsons Movie...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 18, 2008, 06:01:04 pm
You get an Astronomic Donut.


I put in 5 liters of milkshake...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 18, 2008, 08:36:54 pm
You get 1 liter of milkshake.

I put in chocolate.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 19, 2008, 04:27:33 pm
You get a big mug of.......Milk! :D

I put in cookies (the one you eat)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 19, 2008, 06:44:45 pm
You get invaded by ants.



I put in cockroach-eating geckos...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 19, 2008, 11:15:35 pm
You get cockroaches.



I put in a disk.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 20, 2008, 06:26:06 am
You get a broken spine.



I put in Freddie Mercury...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 21, 2008, 03:14:01 pm
You get Freddie Mercury back.




I put in peppermint.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 21, 2008, 03:29:34 pm
You get shot for returning broken goods! GAWHR!


I put in a random Fjord...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 23, 2008, 12:36:47 am
You get a Mustang GT.

I put in an old broken PC I had lying around.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 23, 2008, 06:39:45 am
You get a pimpin' stylish processor-on-a-necklace-BLING, foo!



I put in domino bricks...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 23, 2008, 02:10:05 pm
You get domino mortar.

I put in a "out of order" sign.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 23, 2008, 09:18:30 pm
You get a newer out of order sign.


I put in a tent.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 23, 2008, 11:15:30 pm
You get an instruction manual explaining how to set up a tent.

I put in a copy of Windows Home Server.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 06:25:57 am
You get a letter of cease and desist from M$, and also V&!.

I put in the Party Van...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 10:59:20 am
You get a Party Convertible.

I shove up... I mean put in... an MS employee who got the C&D letter shoved up their rear end (Too bad Longhorn Reloaded got this, I never even tried it).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 12:08:21 pm
You get the original Command&Conquer Red Alert on over 9000 diskettes.



I put in hemorrhoids...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 12:29:27 pm
You get cancer.

I put in a Sony Ericsson W300i.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 02:24:22 pm
You get a broken PS3.



I put in Metal Gear Solid IV...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 02:37:01 pm
You get Halo 3, Gears of War, and every other FPS game in the machine.

I put in my dog.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 24, 2008, 03:28:46 pm
You get A FUKKEN TRICERATOPS.



I put in T-Rex...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 08:45:41 pm
You get a coupon for $0.10 off a T-bone steak.

I put in Saba-tan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 24, 2008, 09:32:32 pm
You get the OS, not the tan.

I put in my tiredness.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 24, 2008, 10:01:46 pm
You get 1000 gallons of coffee dumped on you.

I put in a free gasoline voucher.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 25, 2008, 06:47:28 am
You get an empty barrel of oil. No such thing as free gas, man!




I put in a small part of Sahara...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 25, 2008, 01:34:59 pm
You get a sandstorm.

I put in a VLK copy of Win2k.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 25, 2008, 01:37:17 pm
You get lots and lots of driver issues.

I put in old segfault.org stories.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 25, 2008, 02:04:41 pm
You get a horde of nerds on segways.



I put in a Spinnaker...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on June 25, 2008, 06:34:02 pm
You get a party hat filled with shrimp.

I put in a two heaping spoons of butter.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 25, 2008, 07:02:23 pm
You get heart disease.

I put in my old hosting.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 25, 2008, 08:21:21 pm
You get the Oldfag Baseball Team.


I put in cell numbers from 4chan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 25, 2008, 11:15:16 pm
You get a bunch of angry Japanese swearing.

I put in a dirty pair of in-ear headphones.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 07:21:39 am
You get BRAIN-MAGGOT INFESTATION! GAAAAAAH!




I put in raid macros...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 12:51:49 pm
You get RAID-10 support

I put in a IE8 beta version.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on June 26, 2008, 12:56:26 pm
^you get a beta tester
insert mudkips

-Dos, Meow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 12:59:48 pm
You get Pikachu.


I put in a 20-sided dice and a betamax tape
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 26, 2008, 02:21:27 pm
You get a 1-sided dice (OMG, I WANT!!!) and a ReleaseCandidate1Min tape.

I put in the WLM9 Beta installer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 02:24:26 pm
You get over 9000 timewarps on /b/'s server, and a horde of Anon rushing you.



I put in ZERGLINGS KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 26, 2008, 05:10:05 pm
You get assimilated by Borg


I put in a set of petanque balls.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 26, 2008, 08:22:50 pm
you get a large "TWANG!" sign plastered onto your face.



i put in xkcd...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 28, 2008, 08:58:44 am
You get red spiders, lots of them!


I put in a teabag
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 28, 2008, 11:28:24 am
You get mosaics plastered all over your face, a distorted voice, and a huge black bar over your eyes. CENSORED!


I put in disapproved content...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 01:16:58 pm
You get a message saying I stole all of it.

I put in a proxy.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 28, 2008, 01:53:54 pm
You get a laggy 404 from a Malaysian server.


I put in a .torrent file.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 02:01:30 pm
You get 0.1KB/s download speeds.

I put in a floppy diskette.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 28, 2008, 05:35:02 pm
You get viruses all over you crappy old Windows 98 computer.

Added after 4 minutes:

I put in my foot.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 06:46:31 pm
You get the rest of yourself consumed along with it by the machine. How is it on the inside? 0_o

I put in some blank DVD-R media.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 28, 2008, 06:53:21 pm
You get a digital, sentient version of me on a holodisc. The inside sucked, so i took the first available escape route >_>




I put in sleep meds...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 07:09:26 pm
You get people that were also trapped inside the machine that are now asleep because they mistook the sleep meds for food.

I put in today's trash.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on June 28, 2008, 08:03:10 pm
You get a trash can.


I put in some coke.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2008, 08:43:37 pm
You get the police, the Army, and the FBI at your door.

I put in leftover ground turkey patties.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 04:07:56 am
You get a lot of angry Kebab chefs taking your house down brick by brick.



I put in a Reaver...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kami-Tux on June 29, 2008, 07:42:04 am
You get a Beaver.


I put in a mirabelle.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 03:29:04 pm
You get out Bella in a ballet costume.

...wait, what!?
I'm too tired to play this game >_>


I put in crinkled paper.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 04:17:15 pm
You get uncrinkled paper, with a message written on it that says "Please quit throwing junk in the machine."

I put in my screwed up Taco Bell order.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 29, 2008, 05:08:46 pm
You get a DVD case of Windows Vista Ultimate, pierced by a huge screw, with a small note hanging on it, saying "I hate you."



I put in a million CD's with burnt Windows XP's on them, and CD keys written on the disc.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on June 29, 2008, 05:16:46 pm
You get a copy of OSx86, with a faulty patched kernel.

I put in VistaGlazz, because I don't need it on my WS2008 install because it doesn't work. :(
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 30, 2008, 03:53:21 am
You get a snazzy guitar solo.



I put in an empty pillowcase...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on July 01, 2008, 12:10:08 am
You get the pillow.


I put in a bed.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on July 01, 2008, 01:19:42 am
You get a bed of nails. Actually, I've been on one before. Not bad.

I put in an over-filesized signature I use on some forums.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 01, 2008, 03:55:46 am
You get e-slapped, making your username appear as randomized characters and your avatar as a banana.

Added after 48 seconds:

I put in a triple triple...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on July 03, 2008, 08:02:36 pm
You get a bigass samich.

I put in pickles.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 03, 2008, 09:06:10 pm
You get a cheeseburger without any pickles - meaningly, one that's possible to eat.

...I HATE damn pickles.



I put in pixels...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on July 03, 2008, 10:48:14 pm
You get 800x600 resolution.

I put in every episode of Family Guy ever made, and even future episodes that haven't been made yet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on July 03, 2008, 11:33:52 pm
You get the TV.


I put in my computer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on July 04, 2008, 12:18:31 am
You get a copy of Windows 95, which was all it could run.

I put in another vending machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 04, 2008, 04:21:49 am
You get a very awkward muffled conversation, and the vending machine back again with all lights red and flashing. It rolls off quickly.

I put in 98SE-tan's bag of severed p0n0r.

o_o
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Icelilly on July 16, 2008, 03:47:01 pm
You get Homeko-san's bag of manporn. <3

I put in every single computer virus that exists.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: icerain on July 16, 2008, 05:46:24 pm
You get a computer with all those viruses.


I put in a nail

Added after 26 seconds:

You get a computer with all those viruses.


I put in a nail.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Justin on July 17, 2008, 12:45:16 pm
You get a screwdriver.

I put in my suspended hosting account.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 19, 2008, 04:51:56 pm
You get eaten by a huge eel, passing by your local interweb.



I put in day-old sushi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on August 04, 2008, 01:19:27 am
You get the breakfast of a lonely Japanese businessman who's efforts in life have brought him financial success but no person to call lover or friend.

I put in a really depressing way of describing your post.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 24, 2008, 04:58:44 pm
You get my empty NWN2 Override folder. In a .zip archive. Sad, isn't it...



I put in a month's worth of Melatonin pills...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on September 30, 2008, 06:36:44 pm
You get a blackened hard drive that OSX-tan sat on.

*inserts USB key marked "Vista compatible*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2008, 06:21:20 am
extort vista ultimate license.



I put in a whole room of high-school boys playing Counter-Strike during lunch break...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on October 01, 2008, 10:28:47 am
You get a very serious amount of internet lag.

*inserts Vista-compatible network card*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2008, 02:16:20 pm
You get picture of yourself...and as we all know, you're definitely not certified for Windows Mil- i mean, Vista.



I put in Doctor Salene's heart...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on November 24, 2008, 01:18:32 pm
You get a cake.
The cake is a lie.

*inserts Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: guyveroz on November 26, 2008, 01:59:26 am
You get a computer running GlaDOS.

I put in a CD of Still Alive
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 06, 2008, 05:45:12 pm
You get an old single of Surfin' Bird (The bird's the word, you know)

I put in Thanksgiving leftovers from 5 years ago.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 06, 2008, 06:35:05 pm
You get leftovers from MY last meal...and you who that was. Try handling that paradox, you!



I put in an LP with KC & The Sunshine Band's classic Shake your booty.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 06, 2008, 10:08:03 pm
you get a chest of cursed pirate booty



I put in what I get out of it.  Try figurin that one out :P
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 07, 2008, 03:55:34 am
You get 4chan /po/'s 10M GET...if that EVER happens.



I put in *censored*.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 07, 2008, 08:38:05 am
You get someone out of the witness protection program

I put in a shrubery
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 07, 2008, 02:07:45 pm
You get The Knights who say "Ni".

I put in a wet paper bag
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on December 07, 2008, 02:14:43 pm
You get a Wet Cardboard Box. Take good care of it.



I put in a Super Mario sprite made of Lego's.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 07, 2008, 02:41:05 pm
you get a little kid with legos up his nose humming the mario theam song


I put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up....

....Then put it in the vending machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 07, 2008, 04:09:26 pm
You get limestone bricks. A wall of them. Between you and the machine. It is now inaccessible.


I put in a quadruple paradox...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on December 07, 2008, 04:18:54 pm
You get eight boxes, from which four contains a living cat....

...or do they?



I put in a Wizard Robe and Hat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 07, 2008, 05:09:20 pm
You get a key that leads to an invisible porthole in the air. Now you just have to find it, good luck.





I put in 8 bits of music.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 08, 2008, 09:58:43 am
you get back 8 bits of baby.  


I use the key to the invisable portal to get past the wall. then I put a stray thread from the fabric of the universe into the machine....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on December 11, 2008, 11:04:46 pm
You get a duck with an attitude problem.

I put in my karaoke rendition of Rick Role.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 14, 2008, 11:36:48 am
You get The Safety Dance.

I, somehow, put in Metal Gear REX
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 14, 2008, 11:49:02 am
You get out nothing but a huge pair of jaws. They swallow you whole, nom.




I put in the Golden Ratio.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on December 14, 2008, 12:15:05 pm
You get the ratio of a circle's diameter to it's circumference, π.






I put in a TI-83+ SE calculator.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 14, 2008, 02:09:32 pm
You get it back, with a large bite taken out of the place where the ENTER key is.


I put in Shiraishi Minoru.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on December 14, 2008, 02:29:40 pm
You get a VHS that contains a badly made music video of him singing.



I put in a carton of yoghurt.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on December 14, 2008, 02:31:52 pm
You get a carton of icéd cream.





I put in a Zaphod Beeblebrox. (didn't you hear he comes in six-packs?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 14, 2008, 04:15:38 pm
You get Zappa-Ho Musclemax, whose body is entirely covered in sixpacks.



I put in a legal torrent tracker...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on December 17, 2008, 09:00:28 pm
You get a notice from the FBI saying that wasn't chicken.


-shoves in the two towers-
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 17, 2008, 11:13:42 pm
You get a fat man with a crown dumped on you, yelling, "HONEY, I'M HOOOME!!!!"


_W_ *kekekekeke*


I put in ONE.HUNDRED.TIGERS.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 17, 2008, 11:32:47 pm
You get a Godzilla-sized tiger in return


I put in the enclosed instruction book
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 18, 2008, 10:09:08 am
You get a cage with scribblings on it. Enjoy.


I put in an...er...ostrich.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 20, 2008, 10:48:14 pm
You get one really big chicken

I put in a TARDIS
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 21, 2008, 03:54:07 am
You get eaten by a lump of hungry spacetime.





I put in a Men in Black II Blu-ray disc.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 21, 2008, 08:39:00 am
You get the Men in Black II HD-DVD... hope you got a player...


I put in FEMA.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 21, 2008, 02:23:19 pm
(I have absolutely no idea what that is, so...)
You get a beaver on a stick. Merry Christmas, Cappy.




I put in an invoice...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 22, 2008, 12:51:44 pm
You get a FEMA impound on your car, they need it to transport relief supplies to the areas affected by the recent blizzards. Blame World of Warcraft.


*inserts Drunken, Drug-addicted 2003 server-tan *
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on December 22, 2008, 01:00:34 pm
You get Alcohol marinated fish steak, served with hallicugenic mushrooms.



I put in... Charles Robert Darwin.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 22, 2008, 06:51:31 pm
You get a pirated dvd of "Saving Private Ryan". The case is broken.



I put in a malfunctioning Windows XP Installation Disk...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 22, 2008, 09:26:06 pm
you get microsoft customer service telling you you should just upgrade already.

I put in treefiddy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 23, 2008, 05:48:35 am
You get a horde of farmers.




I put in *sigh* world of WoWcraft...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 23, 2008, 06:02:21 am
you get a medal of honor for saving hundreds of thousands of people who were destroying their lives


I put in a wacom tablet
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 23, 2008, 06:34:01 am
You get a strange sound from the machine, which stops and chunks a bit. Then after some noises, a scribble comes out. It's goatse.




I put in Ò‰
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 26, 2008, 01:10:31 am
You get a cracked disc for Ubuntu Linux.

*inserts Death Star*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NekOSaka on December 27, 2008, 12:20:36 am
You get many lost hands...

I put in every man's secret admiration of David Hasselhoff
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 27, 2008, 04:55:50 am
You get Chuck Norris with a hairy chest and a mask...
THAT'S HIS TRUE IDENTITY.



I put in Hans Zimmer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 29, 2008, 12:07:15 pm
You get a Laser Cat (The kind that can shoot lasers out of their mouths). Enjoy

I put in a blank DVD-R
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 29, 2008, 07:31:04 pm
You get Fedora Linux-Tan version 9

*inserts DOS-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 30, 2008, 11:06:40 am
You get one angry-looking DOS Kitty in return.

I insert a dead PS2
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on December 30, 2008, 01:36:08 pm
you get live G36.. careful with that.


I put in a bag of misc. used cat toys
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on December 30, 2008, 05:30:06 pm
You get a Mouse.

*inserts Jumpdrive*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 30, 2008, 06:32:47 pm
Get plane crash on your head.

Insert coin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 05, 2009, 01:09:58 pm
You get Pac-Man, who eats you.

I put in my sister's roommate, who wrecked my copy of Mario Kart 64.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 06, 2009, 10:09:28 am
You get Yoshi. Female Yoshi. Good luck with that I'll just watch from very...very far away.


I insert snow.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: anonemouse on January 08, 2009, 07:10:48 pm
You recieve yellow snow in return.
I put in a a box of Recess Puffs cereal.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 09, 2009, 12:35:26 pm
You get a unopened package of Reese's that's over 20 years old. I'm not sure if you'd want to eat that...

I put in a copy of Mario Party 4
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 09, 2009, 12:38:38 pm
You get a copy of Mario Party 16, which is completely identical with Mario Party 4...



I put in a carton of milk.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2009, 02:42:55 pm
You get a flask of acid. Glhf, my man.


I put in ancient prothean technology.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 12, 2009, 04:42:05 pm
you get the NCC-1701-D

I put in a phaser
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 12, 2009, 06:32:03 pm
You get ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHASER BEAMS!


I put in Kuriboh...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 12, 2009, 09:07:40 pm
You get a crappy re-dubbed version of Yu-Gi-Oh!

I put in Forte.EXE.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 13, 2009, 05:54:19 am
You get EDLINned into a basic DOS BATchfile...

lol

I put in IBSYS... (try to guess what that is :D)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 13, 2009, 08:34:29 am
You get shitloads of IOSYS music. ENJOY YOUR HEARING AIDS.

I made a pun. ZwZ

I put in a sammich...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 13, 2009, 10:05:59 am
You get ColeSlaw..

I PuT in rAndOM CapItAl LetTErS...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 13, 2009, 11:06:23 am
You get dyslexia.


I put in a 3½ diskette that contains the whole interwebs.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 13, 2009, 11:35:09 am
You get a classic BBS network on a set of PC-XTs...

I put in a 28k8 modem...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 14, 2009, 10:28:53 am
You get a story telling you the truth of why 6 is afraid of 7...
BECAUSE 7 8 9


I put in the Hairdo of the Year.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 14, 2009, 10:31:26 am
You get a poodle...

I put in a great dane...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 14, 2009, 11:03:58 am
You get King Erik of Sweden, who married an 11-year old norwegian princess and got a son, who later became king Magnus.



I put in César Milan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 14, 2009, 11:39:14 am
You get Mike Rowe

I put in Les Stroud
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2009, 11:35:47 am
You get a demand of Shrubberies from the Knights Who Say NI.


I put in shoujo-makeup...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 15, 2009, 11:43:36 am
You ger a horrible, itchy rash all over your face...

I put in poison Ivy....

heh heh heh
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2009, 11:52:49 am
You get eaten by the machine.



I put in Fajita seasoning...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 15, 2009, 11:59:06 am
You get 10.37 microwave meals...


I put in the missing 0.63 meal
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 15, 2009, 12:06:39 pm
You get two-thirds of pizza in your face.


I put in VonDaab's shuvel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 15, 2009, 12:20:16 pm
You get VonDaab, pissed about his broken shuvel...

I put in a Caterpillar Backhoe... (funny name "back-hoe") :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2009, 11:03:03 am
You get Caterpie. Hope you like bug Pokemon

I put in a copy of Castlevania for the NES
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 16, 2009, 11:49:38 am
You get DrMario...

I Put in Zelda ALTTP for the SNES...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 16, 2009, 11:58:41 am
You got the master sword!
But it has lost its power to banish the evil...



I put in an Octorok.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 16, 2009, 12:36:30 pm
you get to save exactly one SNES casette worth (1MB) of data befor your computer gets destroyed...

I put in the remains of poor VonDaabs PC...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on January 16, 2009, 01:49:13 pm
Good thing I got everything saved on a external HDD...


The remains of my computer convert into a 3DO console... but it has NO GAEMS!




I insert a Betamax cassette.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 16, 2009, 05:19:42 pm
You get a LaserDisc.

I put in a webcam.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 16, 2009, 05:46:19 pm
you get all the crappy-quality youtube films...

i put in a hi-def 3ccd semi-pro camcorder...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 22, 2009, 02:21:09 pm
You get a 20+ year old VHS video camera that's bigger than your head and also doesn't work anymore. Have fun trying to make it work and finding tapes to actually record stuff onto.

While wearing a thick, insulated suit and carrying it with tongs held at a safe distance, I put in a copy of Twilight.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 22, 2009, 04:05:22 pm
You get the entire Chernobyl accident stuffed in your house...

I put in a legal copy of WinME in its original packaging...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on January 22, 2009, 04:13:11 pm
You get a used copy of Windows Vista sans registration key (enjoy your repeated validation warnings!)...

I put in cheap cologne...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 22, 2009, 04:23:46 pm
You get a flask of rubbing alcohol...

I put in a BMW 525 Diseasel... (my mate just bought one, so what the hey :D)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 22, 2009, 10:58:07 pm
You get a Dow-Corning Diesel Particulate Filter. Make sure to install it properly.

*inserts an 8" Floppy Disc*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 06:31:12 am
You get a Compukit UK 101 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compukit_UK101)

I insert a Am486DX4 processor
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 10:06:55 am
You get a Windows 3.11 Diskette set.

*inserts Socket 478 Celeron 2.4GHz*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 10:12:20 am
You get a Duron 1.2Ghz

Insert a jack russel terrier... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 23, 2009, 12:11:33 pm
You get a Chia Pet. Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!

I put in a Nintendo Wii
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 01:03:28 pm
You get a Gamecube.

*inserts picture of Vista getting anhilated in chess.*
A screenshot of the ownage.  (http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4455/vistastompingfg1.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 23, 2009, 01:05:12 pm
You get the Nobel PWN Prize... (seriously; WTFLOL;010)

I insert a teaspoon...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 07:46:07 pm
You get a crumpet.

*inserts Linksys Router*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2009, 07:49:36 pm
You get shitty underwear.
Yes, shitty.
OTHER PEOPLE'S shitty underwear.
Laundry's a bitch. -.-


I put in a simple glass ring...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 23, 2009, 08:08:29 pm
You get a useless brass ring.

*inserts Weighted Companion Cube*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2009, 06:41:37 am
You get a brick to the head.



I insert 12 hours of sleep...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 24, 2009, 11:18:31 am
You get a paycheck for $1.

*inserts modem*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 01:00:09 pm
You get a Network card...

I insert 60 feet of CAT5 STP LAN cable...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2009, 07:04:07 pm
GET INCOMPATIBILITY.


Insert frag grenade...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 08:11:37 pm
You get two frag grenades, minus the safety pins...

I put in some bandages...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 24, 2009, 08:29:15 pm
You get your own, peeled-off skin.



I put in a sauna...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 24, 2009, 08:51:19 pm
you get a glass of water and a hot ember...

I put in BBQ sauce...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 25, 2009, 01:01:57 am
You get a cake.

*inserts Vista Business Edition 32-bit, without product key*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 25, 2009, 05:18:59 am
You get a hyperlink to The Pirate Bay (http://thepiratebay.com[/url). Happy now, aren't you!


I insert a 4chan GOLD account...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 25, 2009, 08:25:24 am
You get an IP Ban due to some things you posted on /b/.

*inserts Guitar Hero*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 25, 2009, 12:29:30 pm
you get a Fender USA Strat...

Insert Gibson Les Paul...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on January 25, 2009, 01:29:18 pm
I get Kojima Haruna wearing a maid costume with balloon guitar...

This vending machine thing is awesome..... greaaattt

Insert a box of Hermes...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 25, 2009, 01:31:31 pm
You get a dimensional port to Futurama...

Insert an omelet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 25, 2009, 01:34:31 pm
You get a very angry chicken.

I put in an Alteran Puddle Jumper.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 25, 2009, 01:39:36 pm
You get showered in twenty pounds of computer jumpers...

i insert a LED
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 25, 2009, 06:06:56 pm
You get a flashbang.
unpinned.



I put in a natural perm...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 25, 2009, 06:15:30 pm
you get split enz...

I put in bleach
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 25, 2009, 06:25:58 pm
You get naruto.
enjoy your foxfag.



I put in HURF DURF...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 26, 2009, 10:19:15 am
You get V.V from Code Geass.

*inserts Pizza Hut Pizza*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 26, 2009, 01:00:50 pm
You get thrown-up pizza.



I put in peanuts...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 26, 2009, 03:32:53 pm
you get an allergic reactor...

i insert a Plutonium-238 ceramic pellet...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Plutonium_pellet.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 26, 2009, 04:40:30 pm
You get Hans Brix.



I put in a random Vladimir.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 26, 2009, 04:43:21 pm
you get a brazilian guy named Valdimir...

I insert an exclamation... (as in Holy Fook!!! that pic's supposed to be just 176 by 150 pixels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Plutonium_pellet.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 26, 2009, 04:58:17 pm
You get BROKEN THREAD IS BROKEN, NO USE FIXING IT NOW, ENJOY YOUR B&!



I put in /a/'s 12M GET...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on January 26, 2009, 06:28:00 pm
Get Chii form chobits


Holy....  That pic is extremely huge....



Put in a small green gnome get....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 26, 2009, 07:00:55 pm
you get KDE

I insert Exploits...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2009, 01:09:10 am
You get HUEG.jpg.




I put in a usb slot...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 27, 2009, 06:58:07 am
You get a IEEE1394 Red Light District

Inserts Chocolate
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 27, 2009, 08:28:01 am
get nikuman.


I insert pitbull terrier...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 27, 2009, 09:49:36 am
Get Rottweiler...

Insert Great Dane
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2009, 01:12:53 pm
You get a zombie dog.

I put in a figurine of Kona-chan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 27, 2009, 01:35:38 pm
You get a Kona-cosplayer

I put in a fistful of dollars...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 27, 2009, 05:38:19 pm
You get a bottle of Sake.

*inserts Key*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 28, 2009, 11:44:04 am
you get a padlock...

I insert an instant replay of Odin inserting the key...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on January 28, 2009, 07:24:55 pm
You get the Odin full video..

*insert xp-tan cd*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 28, 2009, 08:19:54 pm
You get a -TanBook...

I insert a McChicken...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 28, 2009, 08:59:06 pm
You get a Reuben Sandwitch.

*inserts Odin inserting a key into the vending machine directors edition uncut... on Blu-Ray.*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on January 28, 2009, 09:24:01 pm
You get another "The Incredible OSC Vending machine!"

now we got 2....

Insert roasted Smokey on the first machine.... ^_^
and insert cigarette on the second one...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 28, 2009, 09:36:07 pm
You get Smokeys ghost, smoking that cigarette haunting you...
And you get the ash from that cigarette from the second machine...

I put in a brick in the first...
And a roll of tape in the second...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on January 28, 2009, 11:46:29 pm
You get a beauty shop coupon

You get a DVD.

*inserts one Vending Machine into the other*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 29, 2009, 10:23:01 am
The machine Divided by zero, thus ending all existance (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/How_to_Divide_by_Zero)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6a/Divide.gif)

I insert a kitten...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on January 29, 2009, 08:19:35 pm
You get a vicious dog...

(http://doglaw.hugpug.com/images/DogLaw_img_78.jpg)

Insert this dog again...

Added after 1 minutes:

*wish to bite someone*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on January 29, 2009, 08:54:57 pm
The machine bites a cop and you get a fine for it... :D

I insert Rico from Madagascar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 06, 2009, 12:33:50 pm
You got Rising Fire (Summon a tower of lava to scorch your enemies! Yeah, a little too much Mega Man lately...)

I put in a yo-yo
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 06, 2009, 12:42:49 pm
You get a dietician...

I insert.....myself! :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 01:05:59 pm
You get ground up into little pieces because it's not a vending machine at all.

I insert Visbou.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 06, 2009, 01:15:07 pm
You get Inu-T and DOS-kitty, who start to fight with you in the middle...

I insert a random nekomimi pic...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 01:18:46 pm
you get EXTREME PR0NZ

I insert a Macbook.
(Lol, using one right now)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 06, 2009, 01:48:50 pm
You get a McChicken...

I insert a frying pan... full of hot oil...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 01:49:35 pm
You get a burnt, cut-off arm.



I insert a half-grown chicken.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 06, 2009, 01:57:57 pm
You get a handfull of feathers...

I insert an Antonov 225... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 02:02:32 pm
You get a blob of vector graphics.


I insert nitrous oxide...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 06, 2009, 02:09:07 pm
You get a frozen pot plant...

I insert a sack of flour...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 02:22:17 pm
You get a loaf of bread.

I insert a linux computer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:16:23 pm
You get a 100mb package of fanboy.



I insert A SIDEBAR!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:22:53 pm
You get a puff of smoke.

I insert a rooster.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:24:04 pm
You get a message from the Admins that YOU'VE BEEN A BAD USER NOW COCKLE



I insert the Start Orb.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:38:58 pm
You get a BSOD and a message that the BSOD has failed.

I insert a computer fan.

OSHI- how have I been bad?
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:41:56 pm
You get a clone of yourself. With a severe mental disease of your own choice. What'll it be then, Cockle-san? ^_^


I insert nosebleed. 4 litres.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:43:30 pm
HEYHEYHEY back up. I have ADHD IRL.

You get EXTREME PR0NZ

I insert a popup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 03:47:09 pm
You get OHMYFUCKINGGAWDTHEYREAPPEARINGALLOVERMYSCREENANDITSFILLINGUPLIKEOHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*choke*



I insert KNEE FETISH. (!?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 03:57:55 pm
You hear a clank and get a 404 fetish not found.

I insert a foot fetish (!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 04:14:57 pm
You get trampled by the machine, and then a 400$ tab pops out.


I insert ARCHER FETISH.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 04:33:49 pm
You get stabbed. By arrows.

I insert a COMPUTER FETISH-- oh wait most of us have that
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 04:35:34 pm
You get a keyboardXmouse yaoi doujinshi.



I insert DESPAIR...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 04:37:06 pm
You get HAPPINESS

I insert keyboardxmouse yaoi doujinshi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 04:40:01 pm
You get a crappy, over-censored yuri pseudo-hentai FANFIC.



I insert a dead puppy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 04:43:51 pm
You get a turd.

I insert a macbook air.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 04:45:30 pm
you get the P-P-P-POWERBOOK!


I insert the worst smell of all time.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 04:47:14 pm
You get a flower that emits the worst smell of all time.

I insert AN IDEAAAAA
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 04:48:10 pm
You get a blown lightbulb.


I insert a random URL...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 04:49:12 pm
You get a horrible 4chan meme (tubgirl, other crap like that)
Take your pick.

I insert 4chan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 06, 2009, 07:09:00 pm
The machine spits it out again, right in your face. You now have a wound on your forehead, infected with pretty much every disease ever imagined.


I put in a random cut-off dragon limb...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 06, 2009, 08:12:20 pm
You get me, screaming, "OH GOD, WHY DID YOU CUT MY ARM OFF?"

Yohoho. -dragon on ze internet ok?-

I put in a gun full of ice cream.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 02:15:54 am
You get Hello Kitteh...
(see random pic thread why)

I put in a piece of gold
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 04:35:32 am
You get the Curse of Cortes. Lawl.



I put in a flock of doves...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 09:17:38 am
You get a bucket of crap.

I put in a plate...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 07, 2009, 12:09:50 pm
You get a teacup.

*inserts a cake*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 12:10:46 pm
The cake is a lie.

I insert the universe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 07, 2009, 12:29:24 pm
You get Stephen Hawking. The guy with the theories about the universe.


*inserts 20" Telescope*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 12:54:02 pm
You get a smashed lens.

I insert an internet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 01:51:05 pm
You get a coupon for a crashed airplane.


I insert said airplane...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 01:58:59 pm
You get a
(http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/104/3/9/bitch_slap_by_STARSBarry.jpg)

I insert said bitchslap
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 03:17:26 pm
You get a talking skeleton.


I open the door beneath the vending machine and insert a new cup of tea...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 03:49:37 pm
You get hit by a cake.

I insert a banhammer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 05:07:20 pm
You get a burning 100-dollar bill.



I insert a bleeding nose...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:21:28 pm
You get HUEG YURI RAEPAGE...

I insert a hot young girl
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 05:24:20 pm
The machine starts vibrating slightly, then red lights light up. It starts rocking, and then a note saying "GGKTHX, BRB HOT YURI SEX APPLICATION EXECUTED" pops out of its side.



I put in a salmon codpiece...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 05:28:29 pm
You get a letter from the president saying "Wtf, yo."

I insert a wii.

No really, a wee.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 05:31:58 pm
You get a football, with the words "DECIDE ALREADY" written on it.




I put in a Turd of Indecisiveness.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:38:34 pm
You get the fart of confusion

I insert a cup of Piss of Thought
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 05:40:21 pm
You get an ocean of nonsensical laughter.



I insert Franken Fran.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 05:52:16 pm
You get a piece of paper.

I insert a mouse.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 05:55:40 pm
you get a cockroach


(la cucaracha, la cucaracha, laa, lalalalalala...)

I insert a bra
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 05:56:44 pm
You get XP-tan

I insert XP-tan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:02:11 pm
You get Hot sex so hot you asplode...

I insert the still smoking bits of Cockleshell...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:42:36 pm
You get a perfectly repaired Cockleshell.

I insert me
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:47:25 pm
you get a big pack of hamburgers...

I insert bratwurst
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 06:49:03 pm
You get floating penises.

I insert a wireless mouse.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 06:53:45 pm
you get a mouseless wire... :D

I insert a train ticket
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:02:02 pm
You get hit by a train.

I insert hot vista-xp yuri.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:06:32 pm
you get cold yaoi...

I insert some lingerie
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:19:15 pm
Happy birthday. (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/10570/1148045914530.jpg)

I insert a naked singularity.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:21:03 pm
you get a two hour lecture by Stevie Hawking....

I toss stephen Hawking in...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:22:37 pm
YOU KILLED STEPHEN HAWKING!

I insert your face because I just ripped it off.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:24:28 pm
you get many LOLs, not from the machine, from me...


I insert a creepy atmosphere
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:28:59 pm
You get a creepy 4chan thread.

I insert HIV
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:30:39 pm
you get dirty needles

i insert a clinic...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:32:00 pm
You get junkies.

I insert a HDTV
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:33:17 pm
you get high def nonsense

I insert crushed glass...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:34:34 pm
You get molten glass and a note saying "So long and thanks for all the fish."

I insert a dolphin and a towel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:38:32 pm
you get a can of tuna

I insert a bale of wool...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:41:47 pm
You get a length of yarn.

I insert a 24K GOLD MACBOOK HOLY SHIT
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:46:35 pm
you get a gold, gucci nokia...

i insert a chrome Whee...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 07:49:04 pm
You get a tin powerbook.

I insert deviantart...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:52:25 pm
you get a museum...

i insert a statue of fedora-tan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 07:54:15 pm
You get SUDDEN FORUM CULT.



I insert a cup of liquidized lemons...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 07:55:19 pm
you get limes...

I insert a vodka-martini, shaken not stirred...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 07, 2009, 08:01:44 pm
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. You get a bullet to the head.

I insert a bullet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 07, 2009, 08:06:49 pm
You get shrapnel.


I insert mouth-to-mouth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 07, 2009, 09:31:54 pm
gou get a guy mouthing you off....

I insert some dead weight
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2009, 05:47:20 am
You get a chainsaw.


I insert a rabid beaver...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 08, 2009, 09:19:26 am
You get Punxatony Phil, the woodchuck from PA that makes the official forecast on February 2nd.

*inserts rifle cartridge*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 09:33:37 am
You get a bullet wound.

I insert a jug of blood.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 11:43:58 am
you get a redneck playing the jug...

I insert a block of granite...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 08, 2009, 12:34:58 pm
You get a 2001: A Space Odyssey Monument. This accurately scaled reproduction features the precise dimensional ratio of 1:4:9, the squares of the first three prime numbers.

*inserts One Million Dollar Bill.*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 03:01:50 pm
You get C. Montgomery Burns, thief and owner of the only 1 billion dollar bill...

I insert hair...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 03:19:00 pm
You get Hairspray.

I insert a windows XP disk...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 03:33:55 pm
you get a corrupted MBR

I insert an old AmiBIOS with LowLevel Format Utility...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 03:49:34 pm
You get Windows Vista

I insert my ear.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 08, 2009, 03:55:26 pm
You get a Hearing Aid.

*inserts a hard drive*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 04:00:35 pm
You get all sorts of errors about not playing nice with the vending machine.

I insert a van...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 04:14:14 pm
you get a 4chan party looking for their van...

I insert common sense...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 04:21:25 pm
You get a super power.

I insert a black hole..
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 04:44:21 pm
you get a white plug...

I insert a Deep Purple concert...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 04:48:07 pm
You get a light pink radio.

I insert an orange peel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 05:28:28 pm
you get an apple pie

i insert bacon, fresh bacon, made from C-Chan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 06:08:34 pm
You get Cockleshell and a plate of dragon wings.

I insert 3.1
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 06:35:15 pm
you get DOS-kitteh...

I insert catnip and doggy treats...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 06:41:13 pm
You get Inu-t and doskitty. (how did doskitty get back in the machine?)

I insert broccoli (yum)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 06:45:51 pm
you get some mashed potatoes and a t-bone steak with that...

i insert a Run-DMC album...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 08, 2009, 06:51:30 pm
You get a puff of smoke and a "Does not compute" error.

I insert raw food.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 06:56:29 pm
You get salmonella...

i insert antibiotics...(powerful antibiotics, from the american military, the stuff that kills anything "bio" :D)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2009, 07:05:22 pm
You get Biotics, the psychics from Mass Effect.



I insert a Gay Festival.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 08, 2009, 08:26:55 pm
You get Los Angeles

I insert Amsterdam...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 09, 2009, 02:43:13 am
You get a Wishing Ring.



I insert chopsticks...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 08:17:13 am
You get a Eunich General. Better luck next time.

*inserts Pentium IV CPU.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 10:25:08 am
you get an old Celeron...

I insert an AMD K6-2 Procesor...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 09, 2009, 10:33:37 am
You get a cup of tea. If used right, it is the most effective processor ever made, or not made!



I insert a banana peel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 10:36:35 am
You get a BetaMAX cassete.

*inserts a Vinyl album of the Philharmonic Orchestra*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 10:43:12 am
You get a "Clair de Lune" CD single

I insert the DVD of Oceans Eleven
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 09, 2009, 10:56:20 am
You get a DVRAWDBLDREDBV Disc of 151 of Lesser Sea. Good luck using it anytime in the following 150 years.



I put in a city car...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 05:49:43 pm
You get a beat up old gas-guzzling pickup truck that can't be used effectively for anything other than pushing a snowplow and hauling firewood.

*inserts battery*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 09, 2009, 07:16:11 pm
you get the energizer bunny, on acid.

I put in Toki
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 07:21:17 pm
You get a hearty ~Wo Tomae from the machine.

*inserts Fedora-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 08:37:52 pm
you get a 1:10 scale B&-hammer...

I insert a 6litre V12
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 09:36:51 pm
You get a Wright Whirlwind Aircraft engine.

*inserts cookies*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 09, 2009, 09:55:31 pm
You get cake.

I insert Wakachan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 10:04:49 pm
You get Pacman

*inserts PS2*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 10:10:08 pm
you get Gran Tourismo 3...

I insert Forza Motorsport 2, a very nice XBOX360 game...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 10:33:43 pm
You get a broken Sega GENESIS.

*inserts TI-89 Calculator*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 09, 2009, 10:51:23 pm
You get an IBM PC-XT wich can do so much more...

I insert Maki-Zushi... (sushi roll)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 09, 2009, 10:57:25 pm
You get the sun.

I insert a flyff mage with a really crappy build.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 09, 2009, 11:11:14 pm
You get a Level 65 FlyFF V7 Ringmaster, whose Hybrid RM build pwns in both supporting and PVPing.
(What server btw? If I still have a patched client and you're on Lawolf I might come buff you)

*inserts Level 70 Fiesta Cleric*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 09:56:54 am
You get a piñata.
Agh, I'm on Mia. My character was doomed from the start, I put points in dex and str. Dx

I insert a razor blade.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 10, 2009, 10:27:05 am
You get a Twilight-obsessed emo girl. Have fun with that.

I insert the Monty Python box set
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 10:31:00 am
And now for something completely different.

I insert THE INTERNET
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2009, 11:04:44 am
KIMI NI MUNE KYUN~
And you get a pixelate strawberry cake.



I put in lots and lots of cream...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 12:08:41 pm
You get lots and lots of ice.

I insert Air Rivals. [/currentaddiction]
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 10, 2009, 05:32:53 pm
You get air force two...

I insert a wiener...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 05:41:29 pm
You get a tube.

I insert a banana.
woot for phallic food articles
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 05:52:57 pm
You get a Doujin.

*inserts DVD*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 10, 2009, 05:56:19 pm
You get a night wit nerds...

I insert a pack of raincoats...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 06:19:08 pm
You get a pack of cigarettes.

I insert danbooru.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2009, 06:22:39 pm
You get BLATANT CENSORSHIP.



I put in the only thing left on the smörgåsbord efter att alla jävla gäster gått därifrån...
SURSTRÃ-MMING. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 06:29:24 pm
The machine spits it back out with a note that says "Ew, disgusting."

I insert George Bush.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 06:30:54 pm
You get Schadenfreude.

*inserts cat ears*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2009, 06:31:50 pm
You get MASSIVE NOSEBLEED ROCKET.


I insert Yuri in large quantities...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 06:32:08 pm
You get me.

I insert myself.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2009, 06:35:21 pm
You get violently tentacle-raped by the machine, wrapped in ribbons and flung out through the back-door to the "regulars".



I insert Epic Trap...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 10, 2009, 07:17:05 pm
You get a Guilty Gear screenshot featuring Bridget.

*inserts Vis-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 10, 2009, 07:21:53 pm
You get a popup asking if you really want to do that.

I insert food.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 11:02:11 am
You get c cappuchino...

I insert a Latte Macchiato...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 12:05:11 pm
You get a gun.

I insert an apple-eating penguin holding a window.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 12:49:22 pm
You get Freespire...

I insert a 5,25" DOS bootfloppy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 02:22:22 pm
You get doskitty.

I insert a computer mouse.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2009, 02:34:06 pm
You get a dead squirrel.



I insert a hamusutaa...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 03:22:53 pm
You get a confused wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=hamusutaa&go=Go)

I insert clarification...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 04:09:56 pm
You get confusion.

I insert PR0NZ
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 04:30:59 pm
You get white stains...

Insert a blacklight...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2009, 04:42:03 pm
You get backlight.


I insert a HAMSTER
(damnit, romaji, can you speak it?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 06:14:17 pm
You get a gerbil...

I insert a dictionary...
(romaji is there so you can speak japanese, it's phonetic so it should be a piece of cake)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on February 11, 2009, 06:36:57 pm
You get... AN AVALANCHE OF 3 ft. TALL LEAD LETTERS THAT RAIN DOWN UPON YOU.

I insert a Ragna Blade.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2009, 06:59:17 pm
You get a note saying OH DAMNIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN stuck on a cleaver. Smeared with blood.
:v:

I put in said bloody cleaver...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 07:01:13 pm
You get a menstrual cycle.

I insert a motorcycle.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 11, 2009, 07:02:56 pm
You get a trail of gasoline, leading to a rotten corpse with a lighter in hand...



I put in an unknown physical constant.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 07:07:06 pm
you get flooded with variables...

I put in a hand...just a hand... oh it still has a ring...i take the ring and toss the hand in... i can sell that ring...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 08:22:13 pm
You get a blood-covered foot.

*inserts cake*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 08:34:48 pm
you get cake crumbs on your hand...And realize the machine hasn't done anything for the last two posts...

I insert a trumpet, and "the last post" on CD...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 11, 2009, 08:41:11 pm
The vending machine promptly gives you a Casino Royale DVD.

*inserts Vis-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 08:46:34 pm
You get a sealed copy of Windows XP, nd you hear moaning and screams of pleasure coming from the machine...

I insert the illegitimate lovechild of Vistan and the osc vending machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 09:20:22 pm
You get Win7.

I insert tentacle rape.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 09:37:03 pm
You get a sad, scarred, emuii-tan

I insert 2K-Tan facepalming...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 09:42:48 pm
That actually made me sad. :(

You get XP-tan eating.

I insert chickens.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 10:04:23 pm
You get a fresh egg every day, oh wait you get a box to put your super-market eggs in...

I insert an episode of South Park...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 10:29:54 pm
OMFG, YOU KILLED KENNY!

I insert a bowl.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 11, 2009, 10:37:19 pm
You get drunk tens...

I insert a minivan...or two...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 11, 2009, 10:39:30 pm
You get hail.

I insert minivan-size hail.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 12, 2009, 01:12:28 am
You get an entire village, bombed to smithereens...but the people there are already all dead, having slaughtered each other with axes...heads everywhere...TEHEHE ^_^



I insert Hanyuu~.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 08:20:39 am
You get pushed away by me, because the machine wanted to give you Yui Horie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yui_Horie)...

I insert a cruise...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 12, 2009, 10:17:08 am
You get Tom Cruise, who is now jumping on your couch.

I insert Van Halen
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 10:47:58 am
You get Wagner...

I insert Rise of Nations...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 07:31:24 pm
You get Age of Mythology.

*inserts Vis-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 12, 2009, 07:36:13 pm
You get a BSOD.

I insert a vibrator.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 07:41:43 pm
You get a happy 2k-tan


I insert my hope that i will be able to play those games in Win7...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 07:47:47 pm
You get a Multivibrator.

*inserts facepalm macro*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 12, 2009, 07:49:44 pm
You get a footbutt.

I insert 4chan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 07:57:28 pm
You get a bucket of manure...

I insert a ray of sunlight flling over the white sheets a beautiful woman lies under...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 08:05:50 pm
You pull the sheets back and prepare to dive into the woman of your fantasy... and do a faceplant on her bulging stomach and wake up shocked to learn she weighs over 500 lbs because she ate all the snacks that normal vending machines have in them.

*inserts IOU*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 08:23:23 pm
You get mortgaged...

I insert a cash vaporizer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 12, 2009, 08:51:29 pm
You get a vaporizer.

I insert sexual innuendos about ME-tan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 08:54:49 pm
You get Queen...

I insert a vial of mercury...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 09:04:45 pm
You get Heavy Metal.... Poisoning

*inserts STYX album*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 12, 2009, 09:08:24 pm
You get Beastie Boys...

I insert Run DMC...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 09:17:10 pm
You get a Delorian DMC-12.

*inserts Flux Capacitor*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 12, 2009, 09:21:58 pm
you get ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGGAWATTS! >;3

I put in all my old doodles from more then a year ago
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 12, 2009, 09:26:54 pm
You get the most recent version of Fedora-tan.

*inserts a website*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 13, 2009, 08:19:10 am
You get Something you might like (http://www.delorean.com/)

I insert something i like (http://www.jaguar.com/global/default.htm)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 13, 2009, 10:09:54 am
You get something I like. (http://www.saturn.com/saturn/SaturnIndex.jsp)

I insert a broken bone.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 13, 2009, 10:14:38 am
You get a broken steering wheel.

*inserts an airbag*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 13, 2009, 11:17:23 am
You get to see how much fun it it to trigget an airbag in a 55gallon barrel full of water...

I insert an empty barrel

Added after 9 minutes:

also, 1001 posts, yay for milestone achieved! ^_^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 17, 2009, 10:11:58 am
You get Peppy Hare shouting "Do a barrel roll!" at you

I insert an old Commodore 64
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 11:23:49 am
You get C-Chan. On a diskette.



I insert a random mask...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 17, 2009, 11:40:00 am
You get The Mask.

I insert a bad movie.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: CaptBrenden on February 17, 2009, 12:02:16 pm
you get a bad actor

i put in a 5 liter box of Merlot
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 12:39:58 pm
You get QUALITY wine made in china.



I insert products "designed in the USA"...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 01:22:28 pm
You get Chip Foose...

I insert Pinifarina
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 06:28:35 pm
You get sugar.



I insert a wireless guitar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 06:32:15 pm
you get a stringless piano...

I insert a surround set...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 06:49:27 pm
You make the machine...upset. It sends you a boxing glove and a challenge letter, followed by a JAB OF RAGE. -w-

Added after 8 seconds:

I insert gray.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 06:55:21 pm
You get neutrality...

I insert Zapp Brannigan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 06:59:27 pm
You get Zaphod Beeblebrox...


I insert Betelgeuse.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 07:01:36 pm
you get a VW Beetle and some juice...

I insert some fried cheese...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 07:05:01 pm
You get a plastic kitty, with a sappy look in its eyes, glued on you.


I insert maple syrup...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 07:11:22 pm
you get the canadian flag...

I insert the Union Jack
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 17, 2009, 07:15:19 pm
You get the Yorozuya Gin-chan, as your employer.



I insert Air Mozilla (http://air.mozilla.com/)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 17, 2009, 07:20:07 pm
You get boredom

I insert WIN
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 21, 2009, 12:03:37 pm
You get epic fail.

*inserts DVD*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 02:19:40 pm
You get a grammaphone

I insert a motion picture...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 02:45:43 pm
You get a lawsuit on your ass.

I insert the ski gloves I'm wearing while typing this...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 03:05:25 pm
uyoiu geyt vctrsa[ppouy ewtriytoimngf./..
(You get crappy writing)

I insert a fireplace...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 21, 2009, 03:24:04 pm
You get a chimney sweep.

*inserts a bucket of coal*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 03:27:00 pm
You get Glowball warming..

Inserts 1x1mile icecube...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 21, 2009, 05:39:52 pm
You get Antarctica.

*inserts feathers*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 05:41:39 pm
You get a hitman called Goodcat...

I insert Slevin
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 21, 2009, 05:59:14 pm
You get Sirius.

*inserts Telescope*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 06:32:57 pm
You get a neutron star shoved up your ass.



I put in a Late Clock...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 06:34:02 pm
You get a time server

I insert an atomic clock...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 07:49:22 pm
You get a very laggy digital clock, broken of too much jetlag.


I put in a twitch...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 07:52:57 pm
You get Electro Convulsive Therapy

I insert Insulin Shock Therapy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 07:54:58 pm
You get Melatonin pills.


I insert pregnancy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 21, 2009, 07:57:02 pm
You get the abortion debate

I insert an IUD
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 08:23:49 pm
You get a VHD.


I insert a Betamax player...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 21, 2009, 08:50:10 pm
You get an HD-DVD.

*inserts 8" Floppy Disc*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 21, 2009, 09:05:09 pm
You get corrupt data.



I put in a shinai...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 22, 2009, 09:10:25 am
You get Chroma Key (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_screen)...

I insert a webcam...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 23, 2009, 11:27:02 am
You get a microphone.

I put in my replica Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch in all it's awesomeness.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 23, 2009, 03:05:20 pm
You get a really cheap casio digital watch, minus batteries...

I insert cheapness...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2009, 07:24:24 am
You get a huge telephone bill.



I insert electricity...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 24, 2009, 11:15:03 am
You get powerlines through your back yard... And front yard, cuz they run over your house...

I insert such a pylon to hold up those lines... one of those huge ones...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 24, 2009, 07:05:03 pm
You get a Wardenclyffe Tower high voltage generator.

*inserts Nikkola Tesla*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2009, 03:50:36 am
You get a Leyden Jar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyden_jar)...

I insert a Magnetohydrodynamic Power Generator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetohydrodynamic_Power_Generator)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 25, 2009, 05:44:12 am
You get something that sounds like it's straight out of Red Alert 3, and apparently is a weapon.



I insert a giant pear...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2009, 07:16:41 am
you get an undersized grape...

i insert delicious omelet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 25, 2009, 09:20:17 am
You get delicious and moist cake.

*inserts Orange Box*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2009, 12:59:32 pm
You get a black box flight recorder, wich is in fact yellow...

I put in a little green bag... Search George Baker, Search! Mwuahahahawrrr...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 25, 2009, 01:33:49 pm
You get a used teabag.

*inserts quarter*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2009, 02:35:44 pm
You get a 100 dollar bill...

I insert MOE~ <3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 25, 2009, 03:50:11 pm
You get flames. Enjoy your third-degree burn. -w-



I insert blatant axe of honesty...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 25, 2009, 04:17:25 pm
You get turd of doubt...

I insert fart of lies...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 25, 2009, 10:22:51 pm
You get a drunken sailor.

*inserts Boiler*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 26, 2009, 09:58:30 am
You get a tankless water heater (AKA geyser or ascot) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Geiser_keuken.jpg/180px-Geiser_keuken.jpg)

I insert a distribution board with faulty breakers
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 26, 2009, 01:20:54 pm
You get an exploding transformer

I put in a sonic screwdriver
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 26, 2009, 02:11:18 pm
You get a hammer drill...

I insert The Lichterfeld F60 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overburden_Conveyor_Bridge_F60)... :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 26, 2009, 07:42:36 pm
You get a crushed person.

I insert the OSC vending machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2009, 07:44:05 pm
You get two ladies going to the toilet together, although they actually wanted to stalk someone else going there.



I insert incest.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 26, 2009, 07:45:14 pm
You get me drooling over it.

I insert twincest.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2009, 07:46:51 pm
You get Kagami~n, alone and crying over not having any Konata to get raep'd by.



I insert bubblegumcest, however that works.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 26, 2009, 07:51:01 pm
stop following me
You get watermeloncest.

I insert vocaloids
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2009, 07:51:53 pm
You get Throat AIDS. lawl.



I insert a stick on a head.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 26, 2009, 08:05:36 pm
You get a stick on a butt.

I insert Takoluka.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 26, 2009, 08:09:50 pm
You get MikuXLuka. -w- DELICIOUS VOCALOID YURIIII~ <3


I insert Mt. Fuji, played by Koizumi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 26, 2009, 08:29:35 pm
You get K-2, with me playink with K-3...  ^_^  

I insert a quartet...  8)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 08:18:44 am
You get 4 bashed skulls.

I insert danbooru.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 27, 2009, 08:54:04 am
You get Donmai.US

*inserts Fedora-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2009, 08:57:21 am
You get french library.

Added after 12 seconds:

I insert honey bun.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 09:07:06 am
You get cornbrad...

I insert a potted plant...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 27, 2009, 09:10:47 am
You get a delayed reaction braking cylinder, which when installed wrecks your car because it takes 12 seconds to apply the brakes when you push the lever, far too slow to stop in time to avoid hitting the dumptruck in front of you.

*inserts Kyonko*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2009, 09:16:57 am
Get GARuhi.


I insert ponytails...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 09:24:09 am
You get bangs...

i insert skin... (the skin humans shed when they get sunburn...)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 09:27:38 am
You get skin again. Blegh.

I insert CASTRATION
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 10:00:48 am
You get neuteration...

I insert sterilzation...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 10:10:47 am
You get very clean.

I insert windows XP home
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2009, 10:17:12 am
You get yaoi and rape. Oh wait...


I insert a hueg IO panel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 10:24:54 am
You get a wire-wrapped MoBo...

I insert a breeder reaktor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeder_reactor)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 10:30:02 am
You get a nuclear explosion.

I insert hawt proXhome yuri
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 10:37:59 am
You get 3.1 Loli...

I insert hot sexy molten steel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2009, 11:01:35 am
You get stupid sexy mario.


I insert Weegee...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 11:04:56 am
You get Mallio.

I insert Mallio.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 11:54:35 am
You get Engrish...

I insert Dutch
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 12:05:47 pm
I demand my proXhome hawt yuri back because this loli 3.1 isn't doing it for me

I insert 2KxNT yuri just for the hell of it
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 27, 2009, 01:08:26 pm
You get Gurochan.

*inserts Screw-Vis-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 27, 2009, 03:32:15 pm
You get a very dizzy Visbou on a carousel.



I insert said carousel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 04:45:56 pm
You get a centrifuge...

I insert a skyscraper... (not the building, a thing to scrape the sky with ^_^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 06:22:13 pm
You get blood and tears.

I insert food.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 27, 2009, 07:22:16 pm
You get the stuff food turns in to...

I insert a spacebar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 27, 2009, 07:57:14 pm
You get a            

I insert a
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2009, 03:37:45 pm
You get a [null]

I insert a [void]
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2009, 04:47:04 pm
You get a hole. It's very stretchy.

I insert something into the hole, which I then insert into the machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2009, 04:55:21 pm
You get hot yaoi...

i insert some "ice-cold sushi for breakfast"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2009, 04:58:38 pm
You get a dead kitten. It's been burn marked with the text "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG".


I insert a pot of boiled pot...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 28, 2009, 05:53:22 pm
You get a bowl of STFU

I insert a mac.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on February 28, 2009, 06:26:21 pm
You get a pissed off Ronald McDonald

Added after 11 seconds:

I insert lag
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 28, 2009, 08:22:22 pm
You get 500 FPS, which your eyes cannot handle. You die.
I insert COFFEE
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2009, 08:22:53 pm
You get HTML TABLETS.


I insert demands for REVENGE FOR SHAMISEN!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 28, 2009, 08:29:06 pm
You get an atomic bomb.

I insert my 600th post.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2009, 08:31:36 pm
You get Eggplant Nagato Strap.


I insert Cool Face.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 28, 2009, 08:32:57 pm
ho shi-

I insert a tomato
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 28, 2009, 08:34:34 pm
You get Tomato Juice.


I insert Cheerleader Costume Nagato.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on February 28, 2009, 11:31:18 pm
You get a Bunny Suit Mikiru

*inserts Haruhi's baseball bat*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 01, 2009, 07:57:56 am
You get a baseball signed by John DiMaggio

I insert Hank Azaria...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 01, 2009, 04:06:39 pm
You get a cat. It's white.



I insert a very long row of animu characters going "KYUN! KYUN! KYUN!"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 01, 2009, 06:17:05 pm
First off...COOL!!!! My cat is completely white too!!!! <3

You get a mute....

I insert a NBC-Suit
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 02, 2009, 12:03:08 pm
You get a Fox News Forum.

*inserts Platinum Angel*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 01:07:15 pm
You get a burst fuel cartridge from the windscale Level 5 Nuclear Accident...

I insert the coverup of said accident...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 02:54:29 pm
You get Boots of Escaping.


I insert Phased Boots...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 04:56:38 pm
You get phase-change cooling for your PC...

I insert Freon gas...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 05:10:42 pm
You get cryo tubes.



I insert spray paint...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 05:15:54 pm
You get a gas-mask...

I insert this! (do want ^_^) (http://www.militaria4you.com/img/artikelen/gegenereerd/1694_10A036_oranje_NBC_pak_matisec_c_1551614.jpg.middle.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 05:22:16 pm
You get death by radiation poisoning, cuz you don't have it anymore.



I insert plutonium...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 05:25:06 pm
You get grabby hands (mine) who want uranium too...

I insert a graphite reactor core..
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 05:40:13 pm
You get a Rift Core. You have no idea how it works, so you try putting your uranium in it. It eats it up. Nothing more happens.



I insert a molester.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 05:46:04 pm
You get molested...

I insert angry cops...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 05:50:18 pm
You get a tased bro, bro.



I insert Ami is a bro.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 05:53:00 pm
you get cultural overload...

I insert the world Expo 2000...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 05:54:54 pm
You get HAL 9000. Prepare to die.




I insert GlaDoS (or however it's capitalized).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 06:04:45 pm
You get CP/M

I insert IBSYS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBSYS)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 06:05:45 pm
You get IOSYS.



I insert Gacha Gacha Cute.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 06:08:52 pm
You get 10 CC of MOE

I insert OT
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 06:14:13 pm
You get the fearsome On-Topic truth.



I insert Original Content...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 06:16:35 pm
You get OP

I insert OS
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 06:20:38 pm
You get crystallized headbang.



I insert a headshot...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 06:34:08 pm
You get M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!

I insert QUAD DAMAGE
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 06:42:08 pm
You get Quad Core.



I insert i7...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 06:45:08 pm
You get Intelhate

I insert AMDlove
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 06:50:55 pm
You get processor molestation.


I insert graphics card pedophilia...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 07:17:01 pm
You get an AK-wielding 3.1 sama

I insert SODcat
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 02, 2009, 07:29:54 pm
You get *sob*cat.



I insert codcat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 02, 2009, 08:13:57 pm
You get a tunafish...

I insert a salmon
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on March 03, 2009, 06:18:49 am
You get shark!

*cook it*
*eat it*
*munch munch*

Insert shark spine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2009, 09:12:39 am
You get soup...

I insert a lovely black, big eyed kitten...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on March 03, 2009, 11:56:37 pm
You get a Chimera...




I insert 500 yen coin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 04, 2009, 08:14:45 am
You get a $50 bill...

I insert snot...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on March 04, 2009, 10:04:08 am
You get vista.

I insert a cup
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 04, 2009, 10:17:09 am
You get a golfclub...

I insert iodine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 05, 2009, 10:37:00 am
You get a battery acid. Careful with that

I insert Yugi Moto
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 05, 2009, 10:51:39 am
You get a motorola... GSM antenna

I insert a Samsung backhoe...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2009, 11:50:37 am
You get a plain ol' front-hole-hoe.


I insert Normal...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 05, 2009, 01:09:19 pm
You get Silly

I insert boredom
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2009, 03:14:45 pm
You get fail


I insert train
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 05, 2009, 03:21:44 pm
you get derailed by yourself...

I insert sand...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2009, 03:32:36 pm
You get Sahara. Dumped right on top of you.
Have fun with that.



I insert a lesser desert...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 05, 2009, 03:39:48 pm
You get a Greater Healing Potion...

I insert Jagged Crystal Sword of Worth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2009, 06:08:00 pm
You get Unnatural Axe.


I insert the most boring subject of all time, religion...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on March 05, 2009, 07:34:43 pm
Came the strongest Himalayan Guardian Force.....
*Bingo this is the special GF*


Insert rusty chopper dirty stinky bended spoon....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2009, 07:37:31 pm
Get plastic spork. And 5 more in your mouth.



I insert insertion...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2009, 08:54:05 am
You get exorcised...

I insert a buddha
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 06, 2009, 01:14:54 pm
You get a Shinto Monk

*inserts Demoness*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 06, 2009, 04:22:11 pm
*pops out*
No, no, I'm not into that stuff, seriously.


*jumps back in*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2009, 06:53:21 pm
The machine spits out.......let's see....hmmmmm.....Cockleshell and then gives her a refreshing bottle of Coca cola...

I insert an AA battery...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 06, 2009, 07:31:58 pm
You get a laser rifle rebuilt to fit car batteries as the power supply...


I insert a poncho.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on March 06, 2009, 08:28:24 pm
You get a high tech thermal optic camouflage body suit....



insert fully armed F35 Fighter Jet including the pilot....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 06, 2009, 09:43:42 pm
You get the dutch Commando Services Centre, who SUCK for not sending me the book i needed for my tests this afternoon!!!

I insert a reapplication for a psych-eval/MilATC test...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 08, 2009, 12:22:38 pm
You get an EPIC FAIL.

*inserts Plutonium*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 08, 2009, 01:23:14 pm
You get an nuclear bomb...

I insert a LED flashlight...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 08, 2009, 02:25:59 pm
You get a Tree-Hugger.

*inserts High Intensity Discharge light bulb, full of mercury vapor*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 08, 2009, 06:53:01 pm
You get a medium electricity bill...

I insert a 4000Watt skytracer (http://www.meteormuzik.com/cc/1001055/uploads/Image/icons/ISIK%20SISTEM/HL%20lighting/skytracer.jpg)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 08, 2009, 10:16:04 pm
You get a bad case of global warming and toxic waste spills.

*inserts Sexy Vis-tan*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 09, 2009, 11:12:10 am
Get ugly OS.


I insert chocolate p0n0s.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 09, 2009, 01:00:43 pm
You get a Kyonko

*inserts Anime DVD*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 09, 2009, 02:58:05 pm
You get a documentary about paint on VHS...

I insert Pink-Ray...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on March 11, 2009, 03:24:25 pm
You get Deka Ranger Pink......



Insert Deka Ranger Giant Robo.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2009, 04:19:29 pm
You get an EVA...

I insert berserk mode...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2009, 04:21:47 pm
You get GETTER ROBO.


I insert core drill...and turn it around.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2009, 04:25:24 pm
you get dizzy...

I persuade Yoko Ritona to step in...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2009, 04:26:58 pm
You get GANMEN'D in the face.







I insert blanks. Lots of them.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2009, 04:27:58 pm
You get live fire... fired in your general direction...

I insert tactics...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2009, 04:28:58 pm
You get battles. And raped by Sun Tzu.



I insert strategy wielded by Zhuge Liang...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 11, 2009, 04:30:24 pm
you get forced to play risk against 5 8-year-olds...

i insert a conversion kit to turn this machine into a coca-cola vending machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2009, 12:13:39 pm
You get pepsi. Without the can.



I insert Malevolent Spider.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2009, 06:24:07 pm
You get hippiue snail...

I inser pacification
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 12, 2009, 06:49:36 pm
You get war from boredom.


I insert 69.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Odin Yggdrasil on March 12, 2009, 07:43:19 pm
You get 96, the morning after 69 when 6 and 9 are sober and hate each other again.

*inserts Borg*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 12, 2009, 08:03:17 pm
You get assimilated...

I insert the Enterprise-E
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 16, 2009, 11:45:58 am
You get a TARDIS

I insert a TIE Fighter
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 16, 2009, 01:22:42 pm
You get a necktie...

I insert a subwoofer...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2009, 03:43:03 pm
YOU GET BLOWN AWAY CUZ THE MACHINE LIEKS ITS NEW TOY AND MODDED IT




I insert inertia.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2009, 05:25:48 pm
You get to feel how it is to sit in the front seat of a car without the seatbelt on, while the car abrubtly brakes very hard...


I insert a camera flash unit, modified to be a taser... (yes even photographers are sick in the head ^_^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2009, 05:45:56 pm
You get a Neuralizer.



I insert vertigo...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 17, 2009, 06:13:32 pm
You get a private concert by U2...

I insert Zombie (the song, by the Cranberries... i want a private concert too, man ^_^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 17, 2009, 08:28:39 pm
You get Cranberry Juice.



I insert LINGONBERRY JAM SESSION...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2009, 08:17:11 am
You get marmalade...

I insert marmaduke...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 18, 2009, 11:54:36 am
You get Duke Nukem Forever. Sadly, you need to go find a working 486 in order to play it, because it's unplayable on your PC.

I insert a paperweight
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2009, 12:48:16 pm
Get sumo wrestler.


Insert ganmen...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2009, 06:45:43 pm
You get attack dogs...

I insert anti-air pigs...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2009, 07:23:00 pm
You get anti-SAP piglets.



I insert the missing one...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2009, 07:32:51 pm
You get bacon...

I insert gravy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2009, 07:47:48 pm
you get repost


insert SPECIAL RELATIVITY.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 18, 2009, 07:57:00 pm
you get attack dogs...

I insert anti tank mice...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 20, 2009, 10:39:18 am
you get Holy Hand Grenade

I insert a godzilla figure
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 20, 2009, 10:46:07 am
You get a cute German Sheperd puppy...

I insert a slightly bigger Bernese Mountain Dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernese_Mountain_Dog)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 20, 2009, 04:58:17 pm
You get an Olde English Sheepdog that hasn't been shaved for its entire 10 year life.


I proceed to shave this monstrosity, and then put in said hair...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 20, 2009, 10:38:28 pm
you get scrap metal

I insert an egg
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 20, 2009, 10:46:07 pm
You get a fairy. IDUNNOLOL

I insert walkin' talkin' suit o' armor.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 21, 2009, 08:40:45 am
You get MC Hammer...

I insert DJ Run
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 21, 2009, 08:49:18 am
you get the legendary black beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh (you get what i mean?)

I insert a cake
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 21, 2009, 09:01:42 am
You get brownies...

I insert the hound of the baskervilles...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 21, 2009, 09:07:29 am
you get a bunny

I insert a coconut
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 21, 2009, 09:08:59 am
You get Malibu (get your island on... ^_^)

I insert Tequilla (have you hugged your toilet today? ^_^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 21, 2009, 09:17:12 am
you get oil (gee, if only we can do that in real world ;012 )

I insert a pillow
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 21, 2009, 09:29:41 am
You get a blanket...

I insert a bed...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 21, 2009, 09:34:36 am
you get a bathtub

I insert a rubber ducky
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 21, 2009, 09:38:02 am
You get a pair of chickens...

I insert a cow...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on March 22, 2009, 02:46:44 am
you get a pig

I insert the killer rabbit
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 22, 2009, 06:14:12 am
You get the Killer Okama Queen.


I insert mister Raindrop.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 22, 2009, 06:40:16 am
You get a typhoon, and i don't mean the sub.... ^_^

I insert a typhoon, and i don't mean the storm. ^_^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 22, 2009, 07:32:03 am
You get a visit by the National Paradox Department.


I insert a space marine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 22, 2009, 08:16:05 am
You get an attack dog...

I insert President Howard T. Ackerman... (http://www.commandandconquer.com/portal/site/redalert/template.MAXIMIZE/factions_en/?javax.portlet.tpst=887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_ws_MX&javax.portlet.prp_887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_viewID=proxy_view_secondary&javax.portlet.prp_887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_wcproxyurl=http%253A%252F%252Flocalhost%253A8080%252FSiteAssets%252Ffactions%252FPresidentAckerman.html&javax.portlet.begCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken&javax.portlet.endCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken)

Added after 4 minutes:

holy hell, that was a long url ^_^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 22, 2009, 10:38:29 am
You get a note from the machine saying "NOW I GET IT" and a soft-airgun.


I insert a poncho.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 22, 2009, 12:34:46 pm
You get a mexican...


I insert double spacing...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on March 22, 2009, 07:18:13 pm
You get a bucket of crumpets.

I insert nonsense.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 22, 2009, 07:36:12 pm
You get a logic-breaker...

I put in a sensory deprivation tank...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 30, 2009, 03:41:06 pm
You get Wing Gundam

I, somehow, insert Outlaw Star
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2009, 04:23:07 pm
You, somehow, acquire Acute Dehydration Syndrome out of a vending machine.



I insert said vending machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 30, 2009, 05:00:40 pm
You get a Snickers...

I insert a Twix
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2009, 06:50:02 pm
You get AIDS in a box.


I insert 40lb box of rape...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 30, 2009, 07:01:30 pm
You get lots of porn and a direct link to the CLIA...
(in case you're wondering, Central Lack of Intelligence Agency)

I insert Homeland Security...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 30, 2009, 07:22:40 pm
You get International Paranoia.



Insert inverted colors...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 30, 2009, 07:42:04 pm
You get photonegatives... chock full of inverted colours

I insert Matt Groening...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 31, 2009, 12:03:13 pm
You get Bender.

I insert the Black Sabbath album, Paranoid
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 31, 2009, 12:10:10 pm
You get a brief visit from AC/DC, they will play thunderstruck and leave with a couple of beers...

I insert Seth McFarlane
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 01, 2009, 04:12:55 pm
You get run over. By a tree.



I insert a redwood...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 01, 2009, 04:15:13 pm
You get a bunch of matches...

I insert massive amounts of CO2
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 03, 2009, 10:27:06 am
You get a bowl of explosive wax fruit.

I insert Kryptonite
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 02:38:34 pm
You get Supraman

I insert MassiveSoft...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 03:32:35 pm
You get MicroHard.


I insert MaximumOoze...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 04:02:41 pm
You get Roger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_(American_Dad!)), who is cool...

I insert Klaus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(American_Dad!)) who also kicks ass...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 04:41:49 pm
You get faulty tagging.


I insert YAPPEE YAPPEE...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 05:19:57 pm
You get "Oh, Crap" said in three different ways; awed, surprised and pissed...

I insert full ascii url support...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 07:34:20 pm
you get a 404 error.

I insert "This page intentionally left in the dark to be eaten by a grue"...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 08:28:59 pm
You get attacked by legions of grues...

I iinsert godly kitten...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 08:52:37 pm
You get unholy dog.


I insert upside-down chair...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 08:54:29 pm
You get Jeremy Clarksons V8 powered rocking chair...

I insert Jeremy Clarksons V8 powered blender...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 08:56:58 pm
You get unblendability.

I insert BLOOM!!!...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 09:02:33 pm
You get a Dune II issue spice harvester...

I insert House Harkonnen...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 09:10:05 pm
You get RAKASTAN SÃ,,RKÃ,,Ã,, LA OMHOJVA, SÃ,,Ã,,, SÃ,,Ã,,LÃ,,MAOON



I put in finnish rapper rapping in swedish...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 09:13:28 pm
You get Beef catfood, that looks like chicken and tastes like pork...

I insert chicken catfood wich looks like pork and tastes like beef...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 09:26:27 pm
You get cat puke.


I insert actual beef in disguise...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 09:28:45 pm
You get the Mossad...

I insert KGB...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 03, 2009, 09:41:33 pm
You get the eurg.


I insert ataxia...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 03, 2009, 09:48:38 pm
You get Anthrax...

I insert Megadeth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 06, 2009, 02:31:24 am
you get the Beatles

i insert a gauss cannon
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 06, 2009, 06:53:33 am
you get a precision rifle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82)

I insert a not so precision gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M60_machine_gun)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 06, 2009, 08:54:14 am
you get this Monster Gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger)

i insert a toothbrush
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: VonDaab on April 06, 2009, 12:08:28 pm
You get radioactive toothpaste.
(http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/quackcures/toothpaste.jpg)


I insert a credit card.(not mine)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 06, 2009, 05:15:09 pm
You get a stick of gum...

I insert a good workout...

Added after 59 seconds:

good find btw, that radioactive toothpaste... I have a documentary explaining the whole radioactivity craze of the fortys/fiftys/somewhere around that time...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 07:07:06 am
You get skating with over-carved alpine skis. For 4 kilometers. In crappy snow.


I insert distance...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 03:48:01 pm
you get NS Hispeed (http://www.nshispeed.nl/en/train-destinations-ns-hispeed?gclid=CJKZr6OR8ZkCFYE_3godGg_cQg)...

I insert a stuiver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuiver)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 03:48:35 pm
You get a plain old stove.



I insert maglev.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 04:09:31 pm
you get it's powerbills...

I insert a windmill
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 04:13:08 pm
You get wardrobe grain.


I insert GRAAAAINNSS.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 04:23:38 pm
you get kernels...

i insert mika häkkinen
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 04:41:37 pm
You get brains.


I insert zombie...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 04:43:06 pm
you get a swede...

i insert a dane
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 04:52:19 pm
You get a skull jug.


I insert a helmet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 05:04:36 pm
you get a donor card...

i  insert a surgeon
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 05:16:50 pm
You get a house.


I insert Lupus...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 05:32:22 pm
you get 13...

i insert that last episode (19) of season 5, wich was weird...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 05:37:54 pm
Get Lone Island Syndrome.


Insert Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 05:48:23 pm
you get Bohemian Rhapsody...

I insert Paradise city
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 05:57:25 pm
I counter with inserting Saffron City!


Also I insert Indigo Plateau, just for the heck of it.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 05:58:11 pm
You get Anthrax...

I insert Megadeth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 14, 2009, 06:09:48 pm
You get a UPS Express Mail delivery of Pasta Bolognese on a plate.


I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer, and a polka-dot green/yellow pill.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 14, 2009, 06:32:20 pm
You get an IBM Deathstar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Deskstar)...

I insert WD Caviar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2009, 11:45:11 am
(http://www.percussa.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kalleskaviar-org.jpg)


Insert Caribbean Rum.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2009, 12:56:33 pm
You get your island on...

I insert Absolut...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2009, 02:45:18 pm
You get your fishes warm, you bastard.



I insert danbooru 4girls tag.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2009, 05:07:17 pm
You get /pointless censoring...

I insert /boots...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2009, 05:32:53 pm
you get /banana.


I insert /what...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2009, 05:43:16 pm
you get mindfukkage

i insert paradoxes...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2009, 06:01:59 pm
You get schrödinger's cat...maybe.


I insert improbability...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 15, 2009, 06:41:26 pm
You get a lottery ticket

I insert a shunt...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 17, 2009, 02:03:51 am
you get a transformer (no, not the shapeshifter robot)

I insert a medicine
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 05:02:23 am
You get vicodin...

House jumps in to get some more vicodin before i could put anything in the machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 17, 2009, 09:02:37 am
You get Dr. Carter ( remember him? ;010 )

I insert a peanut butter sandwich
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 09:20:05 am
You get a doughnut...

I insert brownies...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 17, 2009, 09:22:30 am
you get a blackforest cake

I insert a bagel
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 09:28:06 am
You get mercury-flavored fish...

I insert fish-flavored mercury...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 12:16:32 pm
You get palladium sandwiches. 10-pack.



I insert pirate flag...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 12:52:32 pm
You get the british navy... for whom the first pirates worked (actually, they worked for britain in general)

I insert a SWAT team...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 12:56:20 pm
You get broccoli.


I insert maids...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 01:03:19 pm
I get hot seks, and you get a cookie for supplying me with the maids...LOL

I insert lots of anticonceptives...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 01:10:28 pm
You get antiincentives...for anti-lulz.


I insert Tau particles...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 01:13:03 pm
You get Doctor Taub...

I insert Foreman...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 01:14:33 pm
You get Gordon Froman.



I insert Browcar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 01:16:41 pm
You get a VW Beetle, of the first design, by Porshe, before Hitler altered the design to make it prettier...

I insert the first freeway, also something hitler came up with...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 01:21:10 pm
You get the Robot and the RoboBoogie, the only two remaining dances of the world.

I insert robotics beings that rule the world...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 17, 2009, 01:25:35 pm
You get legions of cute Aibo's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aibo)

I insert kittens, the DuraCute® XL3000©® sort...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 17, 2009, 01:31:11 pm
Get rabbits.


Insert bunny ears...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on April 29, 2009, 06:16:53 am
You get a bunnygirl outfit.

Insert a katana...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2009, 09:27:18 am
You get shoelace.

I insert nostrils.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 29, 2009, 06:25:12 pm
You get an earlobe....

I insert tacos...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 29, 2009, 09:08:18 pm
You get dogshits.



I insert diarrhea...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 30, 2009, 02:36:22 am
You get the good ol TNT

I insert the most evil creation of men (ALARM CLOCK)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 30, 2009, 02:51:00 am
You get TNT clock, that blows your shit up if you don't defuse it in time (aka plain time bomb with an alarm)



I insert Shinkansen-on-a-stick
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on April 30, 2009, 03:13:16 am
You get a loligun (it's basically a lolipop inside a gun)

I insert a teddy bear
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on April 30, 2009, 07:57:15 am
You get a bottle of honey.

I insert a chair.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on April 30, 2009, 02:12:56 pm
You get a complete IKEA® interior...

I insert those Svedish meatballs IKEA sells...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 01, 2009, 01:26:15 am
You get takoyaki

I insert a bottle of Peanut butter jam
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 01, 2009, 07:04:43 am
You get a singing banana. Oh, the horror.



I insert my Bookmarks Toolbar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 01, 2009, 07:57:24 am
You get a hand-woven cotton bookmark... for actual books...

I insert an actual book....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 01, 2009, 08:24:28 am
You get LIKE A VIRGIN on vinyl...


I insert talking eggs.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 01, 2009, 09:01:53 am
you get the Cheshire Cat

I insert an emergency light
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 01, 2009, 09:47:41 am
You get Emergency Bathroom door.


I insert unnamed little sister
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 01, 2009, 12:00:00 pm
You get Rapture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioshock)...

I insert Andrew Ryan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 01, 2009, 07:10:55 pm
You get John Shepard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Effect).

I insert a bunch of rednecks...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 02, 2009, 02:31:30 am
you get vin deasel

i insert chuck norris
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2009, 08:18:48 am
You get a can of whoopass. It's unopened.


I insert can opener...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on May 02, 2009, 09:03:52 am
You get a sign with "OPEN" written on it.

I insert a pillow.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2009, 09:14:30 am
You get fought by evil Pillow Machines.


I insert radioactivity...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2009, 04:46:20 pm
You get an Artifact, "Crystal" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.T.A.L.K.E.R_Shadow_of_Chernobyl)

I insert aPellicle (http://stalker.heroesradio.com/Items_Artifacts.php)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2009, 06:11:36 pm
You get a (http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/pelipper.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelipper)


I insert the Pokédex...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2009, 06:57:08 pm
You get a NintenD'Oh Gameboy advance with pokemanz...

I insert Wolf3d for the GBA
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2009, 07:26:05 pm
You get Wolfenstein.


I insert Castlevania...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 02, 2009, 08:27:21 pm
You get Doom...

I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 02, 2009, 08:33:10 pm
You get arrested.


I insert Black Hawk Down...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 06:22:02 am
You get a trip to Mogadishu...

I insert Mohammed Farrah Aidid...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 07:12:25 am
You get Morpheus. On crack.





I insert a crack to the X-Men Origins game...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 09:55:47 am
You get securom'd

I insert Morgan freeman
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 10:32:06 am
You get a note on which it says, "100 Jumping jacks. Now. //God"



I insert paper...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 04:02:03 pm
You get Gordon Freemans PDA...

i insert a pseudodog...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 04:10:00 pm
You get Growlithe.


I insert the 4chan frontpage...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 04:45:06 pm
You get a Mad World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2QrUpudPE&NR=1)

I insert a beatiful day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Y3QX0oceA&feature=related)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 05:01:10 pm
You get a PO box...

I insert the IKEA catalogue.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 05:26:25 pm
You get Deutsche Gründlicheit...

I insert a LACK table...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 05:55:51 pm
You get an angry Iranian man yelling at you from his fruit stand.



I insert Shish Kebab...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 03, 2009, 06:58:33 pm
You get Fläskkorv...

I insert Djungelvrål...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2009, 07:49:24 pm
You get hideous pains in your mouth...YOUR JAW'S COMING OUT AGAIN


I insert Smokey's front teeth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 03, 2009, 10:27:42 pm
you get a pissed Edward Elric

I insert a hammer
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on May 04, 2009, 02:28:36 am
You get a CD with MC Hammer's "Can't touch this" on it.

I insert a pegasus.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2009, 06:00:07 am
You get a trampled Edward Elric.


I insert Al's armor arm...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2009, 08:35:57 am
You get a bucket of powdered iron oxide...

I insert another ingredient for that lovely substance, Thermite; a bucket of aluminum powder... ;006
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 04, 2009, 09:55:19 am
You get METAL ANTS, CRAWLING OVER YOUR BODY. RUNNING WON'T HELP YOU!


I insert Metal Mario...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 04, 2009, 10:34:43 am
You get a Koopa Troopa...

I inser Linguini...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 05, 2009, 04:43:12 am
You get Linguistic Errors.

I insert a prod rod...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2009, 04:22:18 am
You get a impressive and strangely beautiful mark of modern society (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_pylon)

I insert a somewhat large hydroelectric structure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on May 06, 2009, 04:42:09 am
You get a bottle of mineral water.

I insert a hairband.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 06, 2009, 04:49:11 am
You get theGateway arch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateway_Arch)

I insert scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_buildings_in_the_world)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 08, 2009, 12:36:15 am
You get a 737 plane

I insert the the tool that stir's a man passion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drill)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 08, 2009, 05:08:30 am
You get a said item for real manly men (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_platform)...

I insert something to move said items for manly men around (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Servant_2)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 08, 2009, 07:07:48 am
you get a friend of something to move said items for manly men around  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Blue_Marlin)

I insert a glue
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 08, 2009, 05:28:53 pm
You get some other stuff that makes stuff stick together and has chemically burned my arms every day for 3 months (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_cement#Safety)...

I insert Something big that can get to that other stuff that makes the stuff that makes things stick together, if it weren't getting to other stuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overburden_Conveyor_Bridge_F60)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 08, 2009, 06:05:37 pm
You get Fallout Boy, because your entries are too long.


I put in a Punk Rock...with a quartz mohawk.
-w-
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 08, 2009, 06:36:53 pm
you get nasty shiz happening to you because you didn't put a single link in your last post (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrest)...

I insert a nice doggy (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/snoopydaf1/valse_hond_114512b.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 08, 2009, 06:55:34 pm
You get something even better happening to you because you dare oppose the Demon Overlord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiac_arrest)...


I insert a vampire bat...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: svx on May 08, 2009, 09:39:37 pm
Firefox-tan pops out, but with a soldering iron.  She's ready to weld on your ICs.

I pour in a jar of marmalade.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 09, 2009, 05:49:31 am
You get a pocket version of the Tyrol, complete with a mountain full of noisy yodelers. Also it's cursed, so YOU CAN'T REMOVE IT!!!


I Insert Punctuation.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 09, 2009, 12:06:43 pm
Yoo git slopppy splling...

I isrnet wrdos taht olny hvae the frsit and lsat lrttees in the rhigt pacle...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 09, 2009, 03:03:22 pm
You get Wrap Speed X, the secret technique of Mexican Taco Makers.



I insert Torrtila The Hun...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 10, 2009, 05:47:29 am
You get Cluckin' Bell

I insert Burger Shot
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 10, 2009, 05:02:57 pm
You get M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER STEAK.


I insert Sill.
The fishy kind.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 17, 2009, 04:31:21 pm
You get a tuna...

I inert a salmon...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 17, 2009, 05:34:48 pm
You get the hurtirutten hurteflesk norwegian guy who won the eurovision (somehow).

I insert Your Toes.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 17, 2009, 05:37:06 pm
You get a retail copy of Windows ME.

I insert my OEM copy of Windows Vista.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 17, 2009, 05:46:39 pm
You get a cardboard Carebox(tm).



I insert a bear with plastic fluff...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 17, 2009, 05:57:07 pm
You get a grizzly bear with organs...

I insert said bears next victim...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 18, 2009, 06:21:50 am
The machine spurts it back in your face, covering you with blood, mucus and entrails.

I insert a DVD containting the Leekspin video.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 18, 2009, 07:31:06 am
You get a blu-ray video of a 1-frame animation. It's just blue.



I insert some DABADII, DABADAA.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 18, 2009, 08:15:00 am
You get a girlfriend, who is so blue. :D

I insert my MCDST certificate.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 18, 2009, 11:08:09 am
You get certificates for all major STD's, with the INFECTED stamp on them.



I insert tollbooth...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 18, 2009, 11:10:57 am
You get an all-you-can-eat coupon for McDonalds.

I insert my 3Dfx Voodoo 3 3000.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 18, 2009, 01:31:54 pm
You get a pixelate version of your left nipple.



I insert a jug of acid...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 18, 2009, 01:48:53 pm
You get arrested for possesion...

I insert a double negative...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 18, 2009, 02:12:43 pm
You get slapped by your English teacher for not talking properly.

I insert my Asuna Kagurazaka wall scroll.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 18, 2009, 02:39:53 pm
You get a bucket of sweetened popcorn with a madagascar 2 promotional print on it...

I insert terminator 12...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 18, 2009, 02:49:30 pm
You get a redundant space-hedgehog. With Cool Shades(tm).



I insert a rocket-powered, hanggliding penguin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 19, 2009, 12:50:40 am
You get a Phenom x4 system (overclocked to the max and whatnot) running Linux...

I insert a window...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 19, 2009, 04:22:27 am
You get Microsoft on your ass about copyright infringement.

I insert a MOS 6502.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2009, 04:34:36 pm
you get a floppy with a copy of baltix on it.

i insert a boffer sword...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 19, 2009, 07:12:06 pm
You get a tabac leaf.


I insert WEED...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2009, 09:21:07 pm
you get a pokeball.

i insert a rock.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 19, 2009, 11:21:32 pm
You get a truckload of Ogier.


I insert OVER 900 pages...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2009, 01:30:18 pm
you get a copy of "Weird Al's Greatest Hits".

i insert *a* kidney...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 20, 2009, 01:47:25 pm
You get "healthcare"....by mexican'ts

I insert the "any"-key
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 20, 2009, 05:09:25 pm
You get the book "How Did I Shot Web for dummies", inside a taco.



Insert loin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 20, 2009, 06:58:09 pm
you get cloth

I insert fear-induced adrenalin...about a pint or so...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 20, 2009, 07:04:05 pm
Get Guiness, about a pint or so. And your tab.



Insert groin...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 20, 2009, 07:08:26 pm
get children

insert short sentences
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 20, 2009, 07:11:05 pm
Get groan.



Insert moan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2009, 05:35:41 am
Get Moan.

Insert Mona
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 21, 2009, 05:58:06 am
Get a Saxophone.

Insert a DSL disc.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2009, 07:26:00 am
get 56k6 floppy

insert modem
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2009, 09:13:02 am
Get Alpha Centauri in a box.


Insert Per Aspera Ad Astra...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 21, 2009, 09:20:01 am
get Latin dict.

Ins. abbrev.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2009, 11:17:46 pm
get an algae-covered puppy.


insert foot....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 23, 2009, 01:43:39 am
Get shoe.

Insert 1.3GHz PIII.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2009, 07:28:40 am
Get watercooled 1.7Ghz PIII

Insert Riva TNT2 32MB videocard...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 23, 2009, 08:43:12 am
Get 16MB ATI Expert@Work.

Insert Intel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 23, 2009, 10:00:14 am
Get Counter-Intelligence.



Insert Black Ops...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 23, 2009, 10:36:07 am
Get Metal Gear REX.

Insert leek.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 23, 2009, 11:24:06 am
Get dildo. Pink.


Insert seizure...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2009, 04:13:34 pm
get strobelight

insert zippo®
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 23, 2009, 04:15:52 pm
Get matches.

Insert firecracker.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2009, 04:16:32 pm
get flare

Insert holy hand grenade
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on May 23, 2009, 05:42:57 pm
Get Killer Rabbit

Insert swallow.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 23, 2009, 06:37:41 pm
get inhale

insert chew
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2009, 10:44:12 pm
get fiber.

insert radio....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 12:51:40 am
Get emergency-in-a-box.

Insert Thailand...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 07:12:48 am
Get huge beach

insert expanding ice cap (oh noes! there goes scandinavia! we lost Volvo and Ikea!!!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 07:47:57 am
You get a small, typewritten note, saying:
Code Select
You wish.




I insert the Secret Service Typewriter font...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 11:48:04 am
You get the Enigma machin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine)...

I insert 4072 kilobit encryption...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 11:49:14 am
You get a petabyte of completely useless data, 'cuz one bit of encryption got lost along the way.



I insert a typewriter...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 12:20:14 pm
You get a teletyper

I insert telegraph...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 12:29:10 pm
You get a signpost saying "SPEED LIMIT C"



I insert a pillow@C...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dos on May 24, 2009, 12:56:37 pm
^you get a cd with sounds of the pillows on it from little snoring to cutting down tree snoring

I insert apple

-Dos-Tan
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 03:04:49 pm
You get a RAITOSUPIIDO MAKKUINTOSSHUUUU in your face.



I throw in a bowl of M&M's...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 03:24:30 pm
You get a 4x10 Metre tray of M&Ms spelling "OMG!!! DOS is back!!!"


I insert pure surprise...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 24, 2009, 03:37:44 pm
You get what you expect.

I insert a Furby.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 03:40:54 pm
You get an annoying, furry apocalypse...

I insert a 12-gauge and lots of slugs to adress those furby's... (issues?! Me?! Naaaah!!!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 03:55:36 pm
You get a life meter. Your 12 hearts are all empty.


I insert the Master Sword...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 24, 2009, 03:59:09 pm
You get the Kokiri Sword.

I insert an ocarina.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 04:23:07 pm
You get a saxophone (are we there again?)



I insert Mister Burns.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 04:44:30 pm
You get a MuLinux floppy (http://ostan-collections.net/topic-731.html)

I insert flashbacks
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 04:54:45 pm
You get Delorean.


I insert TPDD...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 24, 2009, 05:18:32 pm
You get ptsd

I insert numb3rs
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2009, 05:37:46 pm
You get 23.


I insert 42...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on May 24, 2009, 07:50:26 pm
You get crushed by the Greatest Computer in Time and Space, the Earth Mk I.

I insert a whelk.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 25, 2009, 12:27:59 am
you get USO (unidentified submersible object)

I insert a towel
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on May 25, 2009, 12:30:53 am
You get a happy security robot named Colin.

I insert the Symbol of the Galaxy, the Wikkit Gate.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 25, 2009, 12:40:25 am
you get Vash the stampede (love&peace)

I insert Sol Badguy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2009, 03:49:47 am
You get Sheik. In a bikini. With needles.


I insert turban...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 25, 2009, 08:24:03 am
You get pudding...

I insert guarana
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2009, 10:13:26 am
You get Guyana.

I  insert  double  spaces.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 25, 2009, 05:21:17 pm
You get an entering hook...

I insert rappel
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2009, 05:26:26 pm
Get Rappelz (http://rappelz.gpotato.com/)



Insert Flyff
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 25, 2009, 05:27:49 pm
get fluff...

insert pompoms
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2009, 05:41:06 pm
Get Cheerleader Groke. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke)



Insert intertwined tweezers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 26, 2009, 08:54:24 am
you get a highway intersection...

I insert the SimCity 4 Network Addon Mod
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 26, 2009, 12:00:38 pm
You get The Sims 3: Mycket Snack men Ingen Verkstad



I put in a magnetron...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 26, 2009, 04:55:07 pm
You get a radar...

I insert UHF radio
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 26, 2009, 05:02:20 pm
You get a DAB radio.

I insert OS/2 Warp 4 w/ FixPak 15.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on May 27, 2009, 03:42:05 am
you get General Unilateral Neuro-link Dispersive Autonomic Maneuver Synthesis System (in other word a Gundam OS)

I insert a desk lamp
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2009, 09:20:06 am
you get light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation... (yes, laser is an acronym ^_^)

I insert Neodymium glass...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2009, 12:42:46 pm
You get broken shards stuck in your fingers and nuclear poisoning.



I insert a gallon of blood...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 27, 2009, 05:27:52 pm
you get a bucket of platelets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platelets)...

I insert a rotary printing press...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2009, 05:43:50 pm
You get a small part of the Tyrol.


I insert a ferris wheel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 28, 2009, 10:44:13 am
You get a couple of bolts and a cup of ball bearings from that ferris wheel...

I insert "OH, THE IRONY!!!"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 28, 2009, 02:56:14 pm
You get EDUMACATION, LOL.



I insert EU PARLIAMENT ELECSHUUNS! LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 29, 2009, 12:35:29 pm
You get Fraud and recounts...

I insert Salmon and Whiting...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 29, 2009, 07:44:29 pm
You get Apollon and horseshit.


I put in a greek-style harp and an oboe...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2009, 08:13:08 pm
you get a rosie the riveter "we can do it!" poster.

i insert a vietnam war flashback.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on May 29, 2009, 10:31:33 pm
You get a video of the Hiroshima bombing.

I insert a Player's Pin.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 30, 2009, 06:35:23 am
you get a spline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_spline)...

I insert a kilo of Ink (http://www.squidink.com/productDetail.cfm/page/L1prod_OYAEZJIL_ct_RUGGRMNQ)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 30, 2009, 06:40:28 am
You get a dinner set of calamares.



I insert Tzatsiki...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 30, 2009, 06:45:00 am
you get a bottle of ouzo...

I insert water and alkeehol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 30, 2009, 06:47:36 am
You get SVX's profile page. IT'S ABSOLUT, MOFOOKAH!



I insert two litres of absinthe...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 30, 2009, 06:52:08 am
You get a note saying: "I hope this shiz is cold!"

I insert some monee...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2009, 08:54:10 pm
you pull out a 25-cm ball of dung.

i put in myheart forever.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 31, 2009, 04:09:55 am
You get a ToHeart2 DVD Boxset.


I insert Anaheim Ducks...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on May 31, 2009, 08:28:20 am
You get a down filled pillow...

I insert a Hyperflex-Ergo200-SupaSleepa pillow...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2009, 06:32:33 pm
you get a golden egg. :3

i insert some of my blood....  .___.;
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 01, 2009, 03:58:50 am
You get a solid gold, anatomically correct heart...

I insert some of my blood aswell... ^_^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 01, 2009, 06:16:18 pm
You get an anatomically correct heart...made out of chocolate.



I put in some of my blood and a beating, anatomically correct heart made out half-frozen deuterium and nanocarbon...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 01, 2009, 06:21:41 pm
You get a book; Science for showoffs...

I insert (fun) scientists Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 01, 2009, 06:47:47 pm
You get a big, red button.



I insert ten miles of wire...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 01, 2009, 07:11:55 pm
you get a small fuse

i insert a circuit breaker...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2009, 08:25:05 pm
you get an antique, burnt out fuse.

i insert a pair of giant tesla coils playing the "dr. who" theme....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 04, 2009, 04:55:07 am
Youtube get you...

I insert  Ð¡Ð¾Ð²ÐµÑ,скиÑ... Россия...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: RandiNinja on June 05, 2009, 01:43:44 am
WHATZZHAATTT...?

anyway... something definitely came out...


i insert my X-105 Gundam model...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 05, 2009, 06:21:09 am
You get a camcorder, with a recording of the Joker saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLARGH!" on it.


I insert charged lazor beam...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 05, 2009, 07:16:11 am
You get rickrolld

I insert the chopped up remains of rick ashtley himself...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 05, 2009, 12:47:45 pm
You get a proper knife.


I put in Proper Chiri...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 05, 2009, 01:49:23 pm
You get a chibi-you...

i insert domo-kun (aka ze grue)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 05, 2009, 07:52:52 pm
You get a Russian Grue.

I put in the Eurg...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 06, 2009, 03:47:46 am
You get an ovloV, again...

I insert a sedecreM and a WMB for guten measure...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 06, 2009, 05:13:43 am
You get an upside-down peeJ, that's got 1 forward gear and 6 backwards.


Insert Rappubitto...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 06, 2009, 05:22:46 am
You get Elmer Fudd (he's hunt'n wabbits ^_^)

I insert Daffy duck (gawd i mis those good ol' loony tunes)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on June 07, 2009, 06:47:00 am
You get Plucky Duck

I insert the Tazmanian Devil
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 07, 2009, 06:22:18 pm
You get a bite wound. It hurts as FUUUUCK.



I put in a chopped-off...yeah, you know, the stuff that Secchan keeps in her bloodstained jute bags. Yeah. That.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2009, 10:42:07 pm
you get a set of plastic novelty boobies.

i insert the barf of a junkie....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 08, 2009, 08:34:05 am
You get high from the fumes...

i put in Otto's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Mann) urine sample...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on June 08, 2009, 08:44:22 am
You get a radioactive waste fresh from mr Burns!

I insert the word D`oh
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2009, 10:07:51 pm
you get homer's donut, and an audible "d'oh!" from inside the machine.

i insert one of mrs. lovett's pies.......(for all of the sweeny fans of the world)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2009, 04:29:09 am
You get a good ten meter heap of chopped-off heads, arms, legs, inestines and bodies without those things...



I insert an enormous pile of cats.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 09, 2009, 08:18:34 am
You get (while still smelling of cats) a pack of vicious Dobermanns and Rottweilers...

I insert the (dammed) manual of SimCity 4 Deluxe...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2009, 05:09:35 pm
You get the Sichuan capital of Chengdu. Nihao, Rottenweilers!




I insert a rat pack. Robotic rats. With LASERS.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 09, 2009, 05:48:46 pm
You get a course "synchronized stepping out of cars" by some infamous Sicilian guys wearing expensive suits...

I insert a cannolo
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 09, 2009, 08:15:34 pm
You get Cannibal Lecter. Oops, did I say that out loud? ^-^;



I insert three of Nico Robin's hands.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 09, 2009, 09:49:01 pm
(*gasp* yay!) you get a bottle of my tears. :\

i insert my ace bandage.......
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on June 10, 2009, 05:03:06 am
You get a gauze pad.

I insert an IBM PS/2.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2009, 04:54:05 pm
you get a corona pc.

i insert french toast. :3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2009, 06:36:29 pm
You get a naked french guy with one of those stupid hats and an enormous baguette used as convenient censoring.


I insert dyslexia...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2009, 07:11:24 pm
you get a bumper sticker saying "Dyslexic Devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa".

i insert this horrible stench....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2009, 07:17:50 pm
You get This Horrible Sub.



I insert digested mango.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2009, 07:25:17 pm
you get back the mango, only dried.

i insert a pirate party camipaign button from 1962.......
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2009, 07:26:04 pm
You get a note saying "Gb2somalia, fgt" and a hammer, for good measure.


I insert a Jolly Roger...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2009, 07:30:01 pm
you get one piece.

i insert my clevage......
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 10, 2009, 07:42:20 pm
You get a note saying "Out of stock".


OH HEAVEN AND HELL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT


I insert a random swedish joke, and a frying pan...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2009, 08:38:10 pm
you get a switzerland joke and a cup of bacon grease.

i insert a vial of malaria....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on June 11, 2009, 04:31:34 am
It spits it back at you with "Return to Sender" stamped across it.

I insert candlestick phone.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 11, 2009, 12:02:31 pm
you get a wax spaceshuttle...

I insert luck...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2009, 05:13:43 pm
you get an angry leprachaun.

i insert a toe....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 11, 2009, 08:58:38 pm
The machine eats your feet, hungering for moar.

Insert hat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 12, 2009, 10:04:33 am
Get Fedora

insert CAP
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 12, 2009, 10:07:45 am
Get "CAD for dummies" book.


Insert RZR
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 12, 2009, 10:16:09 am
get morot oil

insert Neukia
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 12, 2009, 09:27:19 pm
You get a fuckton of carrots.


I insert red roses with black ribbons.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 13, 2009, 04:32:50 pm
get: rose red collector's edition 20-disc dvd.

insert golf ball.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 13, 2009, 08:09:14 pm
Get Golf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf)

Insert Gustav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/80_cm_Gustav)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 13, 2009, 10:54:52 pm
get puff the magic dragon.

insert penis sword....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 14, 2009, 04:27:43 pm
Get hammer and sickle...

Insert something similar; "!?"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2009, 12:37:45 am
get nihongo.

insert frozen-off toe....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 15, 2009, 06:01:05 am
Get ben & Jerrys New York Super Fudge Chunk

Inert Australian Homemade Icecream
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2009, 09:08:00 pm
get russell's experiement: bacon ice cream!

insert sari...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 18, 2009, 09:02:03 pm
Get sangria

Insert Heavy water...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on June 18, 2009, 10:39:59 pm
Get nuclear fusion explosion in your face.

Insert Naquadah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_Stargate#Naqahdah).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 19, 2009, 07:09:16 pm
You get a Liquid Ichor explosion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9u-MaNNDnU&feature=related)...

I give the machine righteous retribution against the GDI scum by our great prophet Kane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEmqx54sct0&feature=related)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2009, 11:44:55 am
you get a slug.

i insert carribean vodka....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 20, 2009, 06:15:44 pm
You get Rum

I insert [blank]
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2009, 11:03:00 pm
you get "about:"


i insert the organs of the homeless.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 21, 2009, 05:44:19 pm
you get a Hammond Organ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammond_organ)

I insert a Phage (http://www.wizards.com/magic/autocard.asp?name=Phage,%20the%20Untouchable)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2009, 10:31:55 pm
you get phlegm.

i insert bento box.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 24, 2009, 06:39:44 am
You get something rather similar (http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/lunch%20box.jpg)

I insert pumped up laser eye surgery (http://cnc-i.net/files/media/tiberium_wars/concept_art/ion_cannon_firing.jpg)  (they say that during such surgery, you can smell your eyeballs burn)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2009, 11:13:22 pm
get dental drill.

insert expired prescriptions....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 28, 2009, 05:56:30 am
Get hordes of junkies...

Insert riot squad...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 29, 2009, 12:35:34 am
get riot squid. (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/GorillaVsSquidColorPrintWeb.png)

insert cheese.... (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/cheese.gif)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on June 29, 2009, 06:33:48 pm
Get NSFW cheese (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff162/fiddlekitten/Harveybday.jpg)

Insert fresh kobe beef (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/4_Kobe_Beef,_Kobe_Japan.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 30, 2009, 01:11:45 am
get grade a "chicken". (http://iansfishingtackle.co.uk/images/Frenzied%20Cat%20Meat%20Range.jpg)

insert blood, sweat and tears.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 01, 2009, 12:45:06 pm
You get a complimentary banana.


I insert a complimentary WAIT A MINUTE HERE...
(http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tools_ingredients/ingredients/2008/12/ttar_banana_chilies_v.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 04, 2009, 11:53:58 pm
get dorky consolation prize.

insert decoder ring...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on July 05, 2009, 06:28:19 pm
get enigma device...

Insert 9mm FMJ round
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on July 06, 2009, 04:30:44 am
You get shot in the face.

I insert the Windows Neptune beta.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on July 06, 2009, 05:53:12 pm
get a PDP-9 in an unopened package with all the usual software...

Insert a VAX
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 07, 2009, 09:27:02 pm
you get a ham sandwich.

i insert kistune-made oden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oden).....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2009, 08:40:54 am
You get Odin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odin), pissed off about you snatching his foxes. Enjoy your WRATH OF THE ONE-EYED VIKING GOD, LOL


I insert Mjölner.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on July 08, 2009, 06:09:24 pm
You get LACK, a side-table by Ikea...

I insert assorted screws and an Allan key (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 08, 2009, 07:19:35 pm
You get five kilograms of sugar. Injected into your blood.
Enjoy your DIIIABETUS


I insert 5 litres of 98% distilled alcohol.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Nico The Hacker on July 08, 2009, 09:11:27 pm
You get a stay at the hospital :c

I insert a MacBook Air...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 08, 2009, 10:52:25 pm
you get the mac earth, water, and fire (see random pic thread).

i insert sumomo (http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb104/incubliz/sumomo.gif)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 09, 2009, 06:43:42 am
You get an enormous load of chips, a shell interface and some gears, along with a note that says "Successfully dissembled. Kept the cookies."

I insert a small part of canada, covered in tabasco.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2009, 11:21:55 pm
you get a small part of mexico, covered in swine flu and wasabi.

insert zydrate vial....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2009, 06:43:49 am
You get acid rain.


I insert Toxic (the pokemon move)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2009, 11:34:05 am
you get an exploding mewtwo plushie. congradulations!

i insert a toy soldier.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 10, 2009, 07:48:46 pm
You get DUNGEON MASTERS. An entire damn set.


I insert YGO:TAS...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 11, 2009, 12:39:23 am
you get  OMGWTFBBQ-tan

insert sepository....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2009, 07:32:11 am
You get HIV.


I insert bubonic plague...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2009, 05:55:26 pm
get  pestilence pony (http://dziwnedziewczyny.blox.pl/resource/Apocalypse_Pony.jpg) (believe it's 2nd from left).

insert european eastern block.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 14, 2009, 09:24:56 pm
Get fabulous piranha.



Insert flamingo...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on July 15, 2009, 03:10:01 am
Get Lawn Gnome

Insert a Vulcan 300
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 01:04:37 am
get SE-tan.

insert hobo kidney....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 16, 2009, 08:02:19 am
Get hobo. Enjoy your...hobo, I guess.

Insert Karlssons Universal Klister.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2009, 11:54:40 pm
get blisters.

insert the plhisopher's stone...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on July 17, 2009, 01:47:04 am
Get Edward Elric

Insert Colonel Sanders (A.K.A. KFC MAN)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 17, 2009, 03:06:19 am
Get Colonel Ackerson (which game was he in now again? I forgot).




Insert thumb and wheels.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 17, 2009, 11:39:11 pm
get skateboard belonging to my friend chris-bob.

insert my spine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 20, 2009, 08:07:51 am
Get stem cells. Use them wisely.



Insert catheter-on-a-stick.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2009, 06:15:50 am
get pamphlet for liberty medical. (IF YOU HAVE DIABEETUS...)

insert nejin.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 24, 2009, 05:24:28 pm
get's hair brush

inserts pumpernickle bead
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2009, 12:30:07 am
get nejin.

insert pencil shavings.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on July 27, 2009, 02:38:19 am
You get a tree

I inserta corvette Impala
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on July 27, 2009, 08:54:03 pm
you get, a jammed vending machine.

Insert repairman.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 27, 2009, 10:59:17 pm
get plumber.

insert town.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on July 27, 2009, 11:21:03 pm
get a sexy goddess full of lustful emotions, but she can steal your soul just by having sex with you, even if you're a girl.

insert...

Xbox 360
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2009, 12:36:08 am
get xbox360 with note saying, "if i wanted this i'd have gone to the dump."

insert brownies. =P
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on July 28, 2009, 01:29:48 am
Get Roasted Duck

Insert A bucket full candy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2009, 11:15:13 pm
get flapjack. <D YAY!! ADVENTURE!!!

insert 1 brain, 2 hearts. mark it up.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 29, 2009, 09:20:36 pm
You get Amber sweets face

insert dancing cosplayers (carameldancen)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on July 30, 2009, 05:46:39 am
get pikachu

insert ReactOS Flyer.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: lilsleepingninja on July 30, 2009, 11:24:19 am
get a hover board

insert 20 $
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 30, 2009, 10:44:27 pm
get language book of made up language "foriegnese".

insert game: dungeons and dungeons.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: lilsleepingninja on August 08, 2009, 02:41:31 am
get's a bag of dice, missing Every D20

Insert squeeky toy, and a bag of blueberries (sniffle, I'll miss you sweet blueberries)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on August 08, 2009, 08:20:53 am
You get a rubber ducky and Black berry jam

I insert a butler
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 09, 2009, 11:34:43 pm
you get a mix cd with nothing but "Я СОШЛА С УМА" on it.

insert a cockney generator.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:40:58 pm
You get a long lost member...

I insert Goldmember... isn't it veird? :D
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:44:56 pm
You get a spy who shagged you.
A fat and scottish spy, that is.


I insert a head-cone.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:47:37 pm
You get.... ME..... to put my new favorite toy on... your neck... ;006
(man, i love headcones.... ours even fits around humans.... ;006 ;006 ;006

I insert a victim...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:49:18 pm
You get rape.
In a box.
500lbs of it, in fact.



I insert cardboard in large quantities...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 07:52:27 pm
You get Pykrete

I insert grue
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 07:56:19 pm
You get the Collector's Item, Cardboard Grue.
1/6 scale. Just as lethal as the real one!


I insert new fresh animus.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 08:07:22 pm
You get a rapidly filling up harddisk...

I insert my last two remaining SATA connections
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 08:28:03 pm
You get a SATA splitter and 10 cabinets.


I insert opiates...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 18, 2009, 08:51:04 pm
You get Opel... (let's see the americans figure that brand out)

I insert Fiat
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 18, 2009, 09:56:05 pm
you get farting old italian men, on a bench.



i insert hetalia.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 19, 2009, 12:38:31 am
you get genitalia.

insert pudding cup.....OF DOOM!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 19, 2009, 05:48:35 am
You get a subspace decrystalizer...

I insert Ion drive
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 19, 2009, 06:31:17 am
You get manually magnet-formatted drive I: ...

I put in letters A to G in the alfalfabet...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 19, 2009, 05:33:16 pm
you get the letters Alpha to Omega...3 metres high letters... carved from italian Marble...

I insert a gold rolex
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 19, 2009, 07:45:56 pm
Joo get a vely nishe lolex, leal gold plating, besht plishe, only fol you, fliend!


I insert a 10-yuan bill...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 20, 2009, 05:12:10 pm
You get 3 million dong...
(In the immortal words of James May, on the Top Gear Vietnam Special; "Me Dong's getting all soggy" :D)

Added after 22 seconds:

I insert forgetfulness
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 20, 2009, 05:15:42 pm
you get pervertedness ^^

insert esophagus.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 20, 2009, 05:18:48 pm
You get a stomach...

I insert a thyroid
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 20, 2009, 07:33:36 pm
You get crashed wikipedia on a saturday.



I insert sunday morning...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 20, 2009, 07:49:14 pm
You get croissants and (what the heck do you serve with croissants, milk or tea?!)

Anywhoose... I insert an airconditioning unit...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 20, 2009, 08:08:19 pm
You get an oldcpu fan.



I insert a bottle of Jack Daniel's...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 20, 2009, 08:16:21 pm
You get a bottle of proper scotch...

I insert a sixpack of beer
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 21, 2009, 02:25:48 am
You get cramps in your bodily six-pack for being obnoxious.


I insert crabs...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 21, 2009, 07:02:19 am
You get a lobster...

I insert the non SI unit "Metric Ton"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 21, 2009, 05:35:26 pm
You get a garbage dump in your room.



I insert something erect, wobbly and pulsating...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 21, 2009, 05:56:00 pm
you get smacked for your dirty doings...

I insert decency
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 21, 2009, 06:28:17 pm
You get your graduation papers, with the words "Couldn't do better than this, you pathetic worm" scribbled over them in red ink.



I insert random evil...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 22, 2009, 06:05:35 am
ou get structural kindness...

I insert a can of Pringles Xtreme - Fiery Wasabi
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 22, 2009, 06:18:51 am
You get a red, sentient caterpillar the size of your palm.



I insert all the icons on my desktop...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 22, 2009, 05:46:19 pm
You get a clean desktop...

I insert the do's and D'oh's of being a Springfieldian
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2009, 11:55:27 pm
you get, "mmmm, doughnuts *DRROOLLLLL*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 24, 2009, 09:07:16 am
I insert popcorn...

BECAUSE CHOCOFREAK FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE MACHINE AND NOW IT'S PISSED...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 24, 2009, 03:03:41 pm
You get a crappy Telesync movie rip on DVD.


I insert a complaint filed against the Admin Orange...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 24, 2009, 03:08:22 pm
You get exactly 476 grammes of paperwork to fill out in order to have your complaint reviewed by a committee...

I insert an efficient committee...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 24, 2009, 07:11:22 pm
You get a boot to the head, and a note, saying:
Code Select
Such a thing could not possibly exist, tick.



I insert a time machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2009, 01:20:58 am
you get sepositories CAUSE I'M SORRY I FORGOT JEEBUS O___O;

i insert lightning.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 26, 2009, 04:11:07 am
You get zapped.


I insert a Pikachu plushie.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 26, 2009, 12:09:42 pm
You get massively and horribly raeped by pokefans...

I insert FIRE® to kill it with...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 26, 2009, 12:39:44 pm
You get a pissed-off Charmander, who's angry at your abusing his tail.
And his big brother Charizard.


I insert a fresh pile of smoking ash (har har har)...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 26, 2009, 01:26:55 pm
You get the contents of a 20 year old barbeque...

I insert Bratwurst
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 26, 2009, 02:10:42 pm
You get a smoking Ash Ketchum (OH LAWL THIS PUN IS SO FUNNY)


I insert tabac...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 26, 2009, 04:29:42 pm
The machine releases the Mysterious Blue Smoke©

I insert a random piece of electronics
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2009, 10:52:55 am
you get a live capacitor. enjoy you crispy.

i insert "fake wings"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 27, 2009, 06:04:22 pm
You get molten wax...

I insert a ruby...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 27, 2009, 10:07:45 pm
you get an emerald. pokemon emerald, to be exact.

insert doki and nabi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 28, 2009, 05:12:07 am
You didn't get the Ruby Wax-pun, but you do get a fluffy bunny

I insert Foghorn J Leghorn... ("That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son.") ^_^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on August 28, 2009, 05:38:51 am
You get Wile E. Coyote with his Acme corporation product.

I insert Road Runner
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 28, 2009, 06:51:27 am
You get Speedy Gonzales ('riba, 'riba, andale, andale)

I insert Daffy Duck
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 28, 2009, 11:13:50 pm
you get donald duck and his 3 nephews.

i insert sailor galaxia. (LESSEE ANY OF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE, HUH!?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 29, 2009, 05:34:05 am
You get the moon over duckburg...


I insert donalds duckatti 313
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 29, 2009, 07:00:12 am
You get a rubber duck. With a drill.


I insert TWIN DRILLS...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 29, 2009, 11:14:44 am
You get a screwdriver...

i insert paper
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 31, 2009, 10:51:11 am
You get a copy machine...with FANGS.


I insert a crayon.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 31, 2009, 12:38:38 pm
You get a kindergartner... a class full of 'em, and they're tired and cranky... ;006

I insert the serenity of an empty house... ;006 ;006
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 31, 2009, 04:37:25 pm
You get a crashed spaceship. Made out of orange peel.


I insert orange pulp...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on August 31, 2009, 05:25:49 pm
You get fresh OJ...

I insert OJ, fresh from court...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on September 01, 2009, 08:28:11 am
You get a zombie fresh from the grave

I insert a jalapeno
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 01, 2009, 11:15:27 am
You get BRAWNDO.

Insert brownies...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 01, 2009, 01:17:14 pm
You get [due to censoring issues, NejinOniwa gets a free cookie] ^_^

I insert a scooter...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 01, 2009, 02:30:14 pm
You get BLARWAHWARHAHGHGHAWGHRHRG on a sandwich.


I insert white bread...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 02, 2009, 03:58:28 am
You get brown bread, wich is better because it has more fibres...

I insert diesel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 03, 2009, 05:36:02 pm
You get noodles, which tastes better.


I insert PASTAAA~
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 03, 2009, 08:09:45 pm
you get minestrone, equally italian but moar delishous and nutrishous. :3

insert piano.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 04, 2009, 04:39:01 pm
Get Eros Ramazotti in a bathtub.
Enjoy your slimy old zombie opera singer.

...ew.



Insert Cirno...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 04, 2009, 05:06:02 pm
You get Tofu...

I insert a spoon
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2009, 12:37:15 pm
you get the same spoon, top cut into a spork.

insert a bad facial expression.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 06, 2009, 05:51:24 am
You get an amateur game of poker...

I insert chips
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Kata-Kun on September 06, 2009, 06:04:39 pm
You get a tube of pringles! (they have 50% less fat than regular potato chips)

I morbidly insert a Naruto Season one Box set.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 07, 2009, 12:34:01 pm
get narutard.

insert abrasions.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 08, 2009, 11:15:58 am
Get Edward Elric's mom...WAIT A SECOND-!



Insert sidebar.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2009, 08:31:22 pm
get fudgebar.

insert freshman.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 09, 2009, 12:06:19 pm
Get So-Hoe.



Insert Reg Shoe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 10, 2009, 05:45:22 pm
get "'red shoes' zeff"

insert non-existant soup.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 10, 2009, 07:12:27 pm
Get non-existent clothing. WHY HULLO THERE



Insert the seat over there...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 11, 2009, 03:12:23 pm
Get the trash can next to it...

Insert The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 11, 2009, 05:22:53 pm
Get the machine's girlfriend.




Insert The Incredible /OSC/ Machine Sex Machine...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 11, 2009, 05:40:43 pm
Get laid.

Insert papier-mache bust of Mika Tan.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 11, 2009, 07:43:27 pm
get prostutute. get laid.


insert thingy.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 11, 2009, 10:20:41 pm
Get STD's in a jar.



Insert Hellboy's left shoe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 12, 2009, 01:09:40 am
Get Big Baby.

Insert X-Men Origins: Wolverine (ick).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 12, 2009, 06:29:52 am
Get storm....Blowing your house to shreds...

Insert cap
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 12, 2009, 12:17:04 pm
Get Locks.


Insert GAR...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 12, 2009, 01:13:59 pm
get GAH.

insert random loli #5.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 12, 2009, 02:07:08 pm
Get v&.

Insert Soul Reaver.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 12, 2009, 07:25:43 pm
get crypt keeper...

Insert carrion wurm...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 12, 2009, 08:48:41 pm
Get Jabba the Hutt's dinnertime snack.
Digested.


Insert lightsaber.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 13, 2009, 05:26:03 am
Get lightsaber.... without the handle... tossed at you... ;006

Insert italians
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 13, 2009, 12:06:44 pm
Get tomato box fairy.
NO, REALLY, I'M A TOMATO BOX FAIRY! EYAAAH! DON'T OPEN IT!


Insert Commodore Perry.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 14, 2009, 06:52:42 pm
get communist party.
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/communism.jpg)

insert art, un.
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/deidarasscene.gif)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 14, 2009, 07:29:26 pm
Get missing genital.

Insert toenails.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 14, 2009, 07:53:00 pm
Get ANCIENT VOODOO MAGIC SO ANCIENT IT'S NOT EVEN MAGIC ANYMORE



Insert DICK ANTS.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 14, 2009, 09:26:28 pm
Get crabs.

Insert spray paint.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 15, 2009, 11:04:44 am
Get arrest warrant for over 9000 teenagers going rampant with graffiti in your neighborhood.


Insert crispy salad.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 15, 2009, 09:01:19 pm
Get steak... err, stake... in the heart.

Insert credit default swap.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 15, 2009, 09:30:32 pm
get identity theft.

insert nobuo uematsu.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 15, 2009, 11:18:34 pm
Get Mark Mothersbaugh.

Insert roach motel.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 16, 2009, 03:20:18 am
Get smooch hotel with a bug.




Insert  â'¨.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 16, 2009, 09:55:08 pm
get nine.

insert zero.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 16, 2009, 10:35:21 pm
Get AIDS.

Insert cotton swab.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 17, 2009, 12:37:24 pm
Get a shitload of microscopic EBOLAMONs.


Insert elevens.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 17, 2009, 07:02:59 pm
Get 22s. (They spinnin'! They spinnin'! *rolls eyes*)

Insert tumor.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 18, 2009, 08:42:52 am
Get crawfish. Hey, you asked for it bro!


Insert lobster.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 23, 2009, 06:22:15 pm
get cat food.

insert 1UP
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 24, 2009, 04:02:40 am
Get 7UP.

Insert Ivan Pavlov.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 24, 2009, 09:57:46 am
Get Boris the Bullet-Dodger.




Insert chocolate p0n0s.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 25, 2009, 02:16:44 pm
Get strawbery puncream

Insert drill exercising
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 25, 2009, 04:46:06 pm
Get Exercising Drill. Spins at a maximal rate of 120RPM, for your safety!



Insert Self-adhesive STAR SHADES.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 26, 2009, 03:08:53 am
Get Shadow Star.

Insert magic talking knife.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 26, 2009, 11:16:56 am
get magic talking plate...

Insert aftershave...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 26, 2009, 03:44:49 pm
Get fore-shave.
(that is, a golf club with razors attached)


Insert balls.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on September 26, 2009, 07:58:36 pm
get steel-toed boots...

Insert screams of pain... in a jar...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 26, 2009, 09:18:26 pm
Get workprint of New Moon... enjoy.

Insert Desert Eagle.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 27, 2009, 02:35:57 pm
Get CAPSHAWKLE IN A BOX.


Insert vial of Emo tears.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 29, 2009, 08:17:13 pm
get 1 cup keldon of RAM.

insert BELLS~~~
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 30, 2009, 11:00:17 am
Get PINK RIBBONS.


Insert PINK RIBBON RAPE.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 30, 2009, 07:31:43 pm
get loli-brand PIZZA CEREAL~

insert pedobear.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 30, 2009, 07:49:08 pm
Get ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS, ripe for plucking.



Insert EASY MODE.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 30, 2009, 10:37:50 pm
get secret mode.

insert star road.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on September 30, 2009, 11:19:50 pm
Get dirt road.

Insert Konami code.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 01, 2009, 11:27:54 am
Get cheats by the ASSLOAD


Insert motherlode.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2009, 01:26:28 pm
get hypnotoad.

insert cream-filled toe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2009, 11:32:29 am
Get NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU BROKE IT~



Insert reparations.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 05, 2009, 06:33:47 pm
get native americans.

insert "WELL EX-CUSE ME, PRINCESS CAUSE I COULDN'T COME UP WITH A PROPER RHYME"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 05, 2009, 11:11:49 pm
Get weegee.


Insert /wg/...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 05, 2009, 11:36:05 pm
get /b/

insert american moscow lover
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 07:00:44 pm
Get Chess, the musical.


Insert The Russian...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 10:01:34 pm
get white russian

insert drive thru
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 10:04:26 pm
Get Cheeseburger WITHOUT ONIONS



Insert Angry Al Yankovic
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 10:05:59 pm
get mah itunes. ^^

insert cleaning fluid.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 10:08:02 pm
Get dairy mail.



Insert hairy mail.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 10:11:47 pm
get fairy mail.

insert fairly (dirty) mail
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 10:13:37 pm
Get (dirty) Harry Mail.


Insert Good/bad/ugly mail.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2009, 10:35:11 pm
get overseas mail.

insert mail-order catalogue mail.....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2009, 10:45:23 pm
Get Fail Mail.



Insert Mail Fail...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: GTCD on October 07, 2009, 10:02:24 am
Get Fail Mai... Oh shi- Fission Mailed.

Insert wenis.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 07, 2009, 10:27:28 am
Get an entire boatload of Papaya.
In your HEAD.


Insert apple tree.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2009, 05:07:32 pm
get pear tree from up the street.

insert treat street....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 07, 2009, 07:12:37 pm
Get Fleet Street (and it's barber)



Insert wig.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2009, 08:23:24 pm
get my head, odd hair and all.

insert my foot, webbed/fused toes and all.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 08, 2009, 12:27:45 pm
Get lots of pain, and a plate of Pasta Bolognese.


Insert tomato.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on October 08, 2009, 09:49:19 pm
Get angry audience armed with tomatoes.

Insert malware.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 09, 2009, 02:47:37 am
Get Vista installation pack n.n...

Insert my favorite hairclip owO...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 09, 2009, 05:30:22 am
Get Clippy. DINE IN HELL




Insert document shredder...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 10, 2009, 11:13:18 pm
get homeless person, searching through your trash for you personal documents, to sell for monehs.

insert hunger.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 11, 2009, 12:09:48 pm
Get MORE HUNGER, BECAUSE YOU GET NO FOOD FROM THE MACHINE.


Insert audiophilia.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2009, 05:45:17 pm
get pedophillia.
(http://auradis.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/pedobear.jpg)

insert wordbank.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 12, 2009, 06:30:20 am
Get a 128k Sinclair Spectrum, utilising bank-switching technology to overcome the Zilog Z80's 64k RAM limit.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 12, 2009, 10:48:52 am
You get frozen frogs.


Insert fresh princes from Bel-Air...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 12, 2009, 09:52:57 pm
get princess peach.

insert mushroom kingdom.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 13, 2009, 06:15:13 am
Get magic mushrooms.

Insert OSC server.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 13, 2009, 09:46:14 am
Get severed, broken toes.



Insert brick wall.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on October 13, 2009, 01:54:42 pm
Get concrete block

Insert Cement
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 13, 2009, 03:07:13 pm
Get stuck.


Insert BSOD...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 14, 2009, 03:36:50 am
get Me-tan real-size doll (*w*)

Insert cell phone...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 14, 2009, 08:34:06 am
Get live chibi ME-tan, freezing included.
Enjoy....

....no, I won't ask.



Insert RED PANTS
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 15, 2009, 06:39:28 pm
get blood-soaked, now red hat. (redcaps....? hmm....?)


insert novacaine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 17, 2009, 03:51:50 am
get alcohol and 5 aid bands n_n...

insert optical mouse n,n...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 18, 2009, 01:17:53 am
get webcam. IHAZ IT! xD

insert *a* spine
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 18, 2009, 02:33:15 am
get "1" spike n_n...

insert Ah! Megamisama tankoubon...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 18, 2009, 05:14:24 am
Get liquid nitroglycerine. BE CAREFUL DAWG




Insert empty vial.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 19, 2009, 07:37:21 pm
get zydrate.

insert moo cow.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on October 25, 2009, 03:32:16 am
get pasteurized fresh milk ^^

insert kitten (?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 25, 2009, 01:58:37 pm
get puppy.

insert ficus. :3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 25, 2009, 02:24:47 pm
Get faggot tree, with a naked santa at the top.



Insert unused condom.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 25, 2009, 03:21:11 pm
get used condom.

insert pokemon blue. :3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on October 25, 2009, 06:11:12 pm
Get MISSINGNO.

Insert Gun Del Sol.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 25, 2009, 06:27:15 pm
Get RIII-VAAAA-DEEEL-SOOOOOOOOOL



Insert Do Re Mi.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on October 26, 2009, 11:16:03 am
You get Ino (from guilty gear)

I insert a bad guy
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 26, 2009, 11:59:36 am
You get A Bad ENOUGH guy.


I insert an alpha male
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on October 26, 2009, 12:38:58 pm
You got Zeta Gundam

I insert a chicken
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 26, 2009, 08:27:17 pm
You get a radioactive mouse.


I insert an 8-ball...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on October 28, 2009, 12:53:44 pm
You get 9 Ball (That famous red AC in Armored Core:Master of Arena)

I insert a toothpick
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 29, 2009, 12:12:30 am
you get a mighty oak tree.

i insert my cavity (tooth).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 29, 2009, 01:20:03 pm
You get a dentist. Imminent raep is to follow, in whatever direction you wish.




Insert windows 7 Control Panel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 29, 2009, 06:33:10 pm
get nanami madobe.

insert annoying freshman.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 29, 2009, 06:36:05 pm
Get know-it-all senior.

Insert chibi C64-tan plushie.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 29, 2009, 06:45:11 pm
get chibi amiga plushie.

insert medication.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 30, 2009, 10:02:42 am
Get medicated.

Insert SCSI terminator.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 30, 2009, 11:48:20 am
Get USB refrigerator.



Insert rat-on-a-stick.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 30, 2009, 01:12:03 pm
Get rat-arsed.

Insert Clive Sinclair.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 31, 2009, 03:36:43 am
get chocolate eclair.

insert INSOMNIA~~~ O____o
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 31, 2009, 02:34:12 pm
Get chibi-Nejin, who goes to sleep at 5am and wakes at 5pm. YAY


Insert chibi-dragon.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on October 31, 2009, 06:56:05 pm
Get full-size Dragon 32.

Insert insertion.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 31, 2009, 08:44:49 pm
Get extortion.


Insert 1 Galactic Colossus and 19 "Retribution" nuke launchers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 31, 2009, 09:20:09 pm
*GASP* CHIBI NEJIN YAY!!! anyhoo

get end of the world. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end)

insert odd pain....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on November 07, 2009, 12:02:24 pm
You get strong words

I insert a polar bear
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 07, 2009, 10:04:13 pm
You get white fluff and a Chinese cat.


Insert MAHOO~.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 08, 2009, 10:22:03 pm
get mahou tsukai sally. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahou_Tsukai_Sally)

insert hatsune miku.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on November 09, 2009, 12:27:26 am
get striped green panties (do you can give me *w*???)

insert blank page
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 09, 2009, 02:04:05 am
You get a broken printer. GO YOU!



Insert Hedychium.
(the flower.)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: kyeborg on November 09, 2009, 07:59:53 pm
you get a VERY LARGE VERY HUNGRY Venus [human] trap (another flower.. maybe)

Insert _________ (underscores)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 09, 2009, 08:49:42 pm
get ________
get ________ (overscores)

insert nyquil.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 10, 2009, 02:06:59 am
Get random middle school jackass stalking you around the neighborhood.


Insert all the links in my bookmarks toolbar.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on November 10, 2009, 10:04:05 am
You get error message

I insert Sherlock Holmes Novel
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on November 10, 2009, 02:00:40 pm
You get sleeping through class

I insert one Dental materials textbook.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on November 11, 2009, 12:00:10 am
get toothache (ouch >< )

insert my OSC account ^^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 11, 2009, 01:02:46 am
get nejin's OSC account NOMing my OSC account.

insert "my pet zombie".
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on November 11, 2009, 09:47:43 am
You get Dancing zombies with backup dancer

I insert a steam machine
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on November 11, 2009, 11:27:53 am
You get a Robert Fulton doll

I insert Dental Pharmacology textbook
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 11, 2009, 12:24:21 pm
Get Mentos, the freshmaker. And Coca-cola.



Insert gyro ball.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 11, 2009, 10:43:28 pm
Get a gyro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros) (hey, I don't make the rules).

Insert the rules.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 08:26:27 am
Get The Orange who makes them.


Insert RL...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 12, 2009, 01:45:49 pm
Get Second Life (once again, I don't make the rules).

Insert faggy MMO.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 12, 2009, 03:22:11 pm
Get the Orange-cosplaying basement dweller admin in a very big wok frying pan.


Insert BBQ sauce...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on November 12, 2009, 06:40:35 pm
Get ROFLcoptor

Insert Windows 3.11 for Dummies
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2009, 10:35:00 pm
get windows 22 for dumb-asses.

insert kikkoman (http://nuudeli.com/gallery/albums/Viikon_Kuva/kikkoman.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 13, 2009, 04:23:20 am
Get nikuman.

Insert meatballs...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 13, 2009, 07:05:58 pm
Get noodles.

Insert news.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on November 13, 2009, 09:07:43 pm
Get headache

Insert old Snickers bar
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 14, 2009, 02:12:59 am
Get ZERO bar. (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/zero.asp)

Insert skooma.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on November 17, 2009, 01:01:09 pm
get 3 purple herbs (You made me look into wikipedia, and was interesting owO)

insert empty glass ^^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 18, 2009, 12:15:21 pm
Get shards of water. NOW HOW DID THAT HAPPEN HMMM


Insert bar of ice.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 18, 2009, 01:36:31 pm
get panta-kimi.

insert combat marshmallow. (thx to dom for that :3)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 18, 2009, 03:15:10 pm
Get chocolate gun.

Insert cheese bullets.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on November 18, 2009, 06:31:15 pm
Get smashed DSL flash drive

Insert a working flash drive
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 19, 2009, 03:24:02 pm
Get floppy disk.

Insert car battery.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 22, 2009, 10:44:48 am
get electrocuted.

insert negative.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 24, 2009, 02:33:18 am
Get positive (HIV).

Insert crashed hard drive.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on November 24, 2009, 02:42:58 am
Get crashed clone of yourself, wasted on your couch.



Insert snapped keyboard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on November 24, 2009, 03:29:41 am
Get dead mouse.

Insert frozen turkey.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 27, 2009, 03:31:11 pm
get fruitcake, as thanksgiving is officially OVER.

insert spam (in a can).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on December 07, 2009, 08:45:03 am
Get vikings.
Insert porn.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on December 07, 2009, 08:47:54 am
Get ejaculate.

Insert dignity.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on December 07, 2009, 09:19:14 am
Get stupidity.
Insert dragons.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on December 07, 2009, 06:18:39 pm
Get zombies

Insert scantron
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on December 07, 2009, 08:47:23 pm
get porn
insert porn
porn
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 08, 2009, 08:20:40 am
Get ripped off (it's not worth the bandwidth, even)


Insert a punctuated lung.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Undakai on December 08, 2009, 03:21:49 pm
You receive a "Questionable Heart".

Insert a "Garden Gnome".
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on December 08, 2009, 06:19:22 pm
Get fingers bitten.

Insert .
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 08, 2009, 06:27:57 pm
Get a small note.
Code Select
You've done this three or four times before already, give me a damn break, man

Do you even realize how much shit you guys put me through
Seriously
Stop it
It's not funny

//Greg



Insert lapis lazuli.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 09, 2009, 11:05:15 pm
get lapras.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OVH5UC-R50w/R-bI2SYt0YI/AAAAAAAAAZM/svvJpO8FDUw/s320/Lapras.gif)

insert spicy stewed donut.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss293/midhras/ost3_folder.jpg)
(PAGE STRETCHER PAGE-STRETCHES)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 10, 2009, 08:50:00 am
You get a turkey holding dual handguns. Remember what I said about giving the machine "ideas"? Well, you're screwed now. -w-;


Insert Ohm scale.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 11, 2009, 10:57:39 pm
get ohm. (http://www.onlineghibli.com/nausicaa/newimages/Ohm.jpg)

insert methane.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xeon on December 15, 2009, 09:50:09 am
Get Global Warming (Which r Li3s ( ̄~ ̄;))

Insert RAGE!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2009, 09:18:36 pm
get "against the machine."

insert frostbite.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on December 16, 2009, 10:20:14 pm
Get bagel with cake frosting

Insert disk fragments
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on December 17, 2009, 12:45:05 am
Get potato chips.



Insert sour cream.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on December 18, 2009, 08:40:00 pm
Get very sour cream (after it's been left in the fridge for a few weeks).

Insert pine tree....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2009, 11:59:06 am
get xmas.

insert snowglobe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: raidspirit on January 17, 2010, 08:30:54 pm
you got snowball earth, for more info...
--->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_earth

insert semen...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2010, 11:57:26 pm
oh gawds perversion AND necropost? what has world come to?


get fertilized egg.

insert chicken.....(the non-cooked-still-BA-GAWKing-kind)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2010, 01:24:17 am
Get fried Mystia. -w-


Insert Patchu-ppa the Rapper...<3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2010, 08:22:21 pm
get parappa the rapper, who is pissed cause someone stole his image.


insert necrosis toe.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 22, 2010, 07:11:44 am
Get "Da Fing", a living severed foot.


Insert Daft Punk.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on January 22, 2010, 06:53:28 pm
Get Tom Lehrer

Insert handful of kittens
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 22, 2010, 08:21:05 pm
get assload of puppies.

insert ass full of gerbils.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 10:46:39 am
Get ass devoid of everything except gerbils (that includes flesh/meat)



Insert stuffed animal.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 23, 2010, 05:32:01 pm
get overstuffed animal.

insert un-removable skin.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 23, 2010, 07:35:20 pm
Get XP classic and locked desktop settings, YOU CANNOT CHANGE IT.



Insert a keychain and a black bear.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2010, 07:03:18 pm
get key ring and and bladder.

insert sayo aisaka's WHITE REFLECTION (negima AND gundam reference)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 08, 2010, 10:44:14 am
Get Cirno's White Album (MOAR references)


Insert Diamond Blizzard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2010, 10:26:59 am
get jay-z's BLACK ALBUM (counter'd).

insert used soccer cleat.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 10, 2010, 03:16:30 am
Get scratched LP of Metallica's Black Album. (C-C-C-COUNTER BREAKER?)


Insert 38lbs of purple goo (smells like butter).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2010, 08:32:02 pm
get 38 kilos of butter (looks like purple goo).

insert secretions....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 20, 2010, 12:03:03 am
Get medication.

Insert truth serum.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Seamore on February 20, 2010, 04:42:28 am
Get youth potion (fake).

Insert a bucket full of candies.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 20, 2010, 08:48:32 am
get tentacle rape.
insert tentacle monster.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 20, 2010, 09:01:08 am
Get cuddly pillow. VERY cuddly pillow. In fact, it's so cuddly it's almost a suspiciously cuddly pillow...SUSPICIOUS. ´A`


Insert fluffballs.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on February 20, 2010, 09:57:16 am
Get furballs.

Insert graphic tee.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on February 20, 2010, 10:22:00 am
Get graphic teabagging.
Insert a tablet.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2010, 12:40:38 pm
get bamboo.

insert ankle bracelet (for monotoring).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2010, 02:03:52 pm
Get bolt-cutter

Insert windows 7
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on March 03, 2010, 02:53:23 pm
Get index of SCPs

Insert broken phone jack
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 03, 2010, 03:07:15 pm
Get HDMI cable

Insert Valve Amplifier
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2010, 06:17:48 pm
get  guitar amplifier.

insert medical records.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: IanDanKilmaster on March 03, 2010, 07:22:34 pm
Get check up.

Insert used medical equipment.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on March 04, 2010, 01:59:18 am
Get worn out tea leaves

Insert seeds
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 04, 2010, 04:44:43 am
Get fruits and vegetables...

Insert baret...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2010, 09:10:50 am
get beret.

insert baguette.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 08, 2010, 09:13:39 am
Get wedge of brie

Insert Bree (ya know, that place in the Shire... Middle earth)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2010, 10:01:08 pm
get bilbo baggins.

insert king of cheese....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Smokey on March 10, 2010, 12:30:52 pm
Get Queen of Lactose-Intolerance

Insert Sewer grate
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2010, 08:21:43 pm
get sewage.

insert tablet w/o pen (aka my tablet)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 11, 2010, 09:23:02 pm
Get table, without duck.



Insert table duck.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2010, 09:04:51 pm
get lazy susan.

insert shotgun (for wedding)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 16, 2010, 09:28:39 am
Get something potentially even worse: MACHINEGUN (for wedding).



Insert Railgun wedding.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2010, 09:38:03 am
get railcar (for eloping for wedding).

insert best man....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 18, 2010, 07:32:41 am
Ge-
(http://stephanpastis.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/power-rangers_turboranger11.jpg)
電車でãƒ'ーロー トレーンマン!!!!´マ`



Insert flippers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2010, 07:26:00 pm
get flipper.
(http://mortystv.com/showcards/flipper_box_250.jpg)

insert LARPing dirt.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 22, 2010, 05:48:27 am
Get Mudkips. ´V`

Insert hatched cuckoo clock.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 27, 2010, 07:52:11 pm
get easter.

insert anime boston.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2010, 07:56:01 pm
get airplane going down in flames.


Insert 17.5 fps...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Xi Wang chan on March 30, 2010, 04:20:23 pm
Get all-knowing-anime-giant-boxset (Share me please *w*)...

Insert empty refounds PayPal TwT...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 04, 2010, 10:37:28 pm
Get used plane ticket to Minneapolis and a Boston subway card with .50$ on it...



Insert an easter egg.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 05, 2010, 10:30:29 am
get cloudberry chocolate.

insert FATIGUE
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 05, 2010, 05:58:59 pm
Get JETLAG and MASSIVE WORKLOAD combination for 10$.


Insert Earl Grey.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 09, 2010, 10:19:27 am
get darjeeling.

insert FRUSTERATION
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 09, 2010, 10:42:02 am
Get falafel.



Insert kebab.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 11, 2010, 12:41:13 pm
get skewer.

insert RAGE AGAINST THIS MACHINE AND BACK PAIN
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on April 11, 2010, 06:18:05 pm
Get 1982 Tylenol bottle

Insert broken Boston mug
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 12, 2010, 12:13:23 am
Get broken Boston transit system...THE RAGE



Insert working Minneapolis-Saint Paul transit system.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on April 12, 2010, 04:04:35 pm
Get ticket for the 9:00 AM Staten Island Ferry

Insert can of soup

(BTW Nej, did you know that in 1958 the Boston MTA Fare & Regulations guide was approximately the size of War and Peace?)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 12, 2010, 07:38:22 pm
Get Chicken MOOTle...in a BOX.

(and I did not, but I suppose that's imaginable)


Insert parsley ahoge.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2010, 10:28:18 am
get minestrone with parsely garnish.

insert ingredients(for minestrone)....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 13, 2010, 01:53:17 pm
Get roadkill squirrel on a pizza.


Insert man on a platter.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2010, 10:13:33 am
get pickle in a cup.

insert evil on a lunchtray....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 15, 2010, 05:31:05 pm
Get ham cream cheese sandwich, and NO WATER.



Insert a piledriver.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2010, 07:00:30 pm
get a piledriver to the head (wrestling move).

insert full nelson....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: MDude on April 20, 2010, 09:24:37 pm
get Full House on DVD.

Insert modeling clay...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 21, 2010, 08:41:53 am
Get a thousand plastic copies of Theoden, dressed in pink.



Insert LANDMINES.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2010, 09:24:04 am
get al-qaeda.

insert bombermania. ^^
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 25, 2010, 01:52:16 pm
Get King Africa.


Insert rain of candy...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on April 25, 2010, 08:40:35 pm
Get 10 FOOT BLIZZARD of powdered sugar.

Insert Large Hadron Collider
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2010, 11:55:16 pm
get large hairy chika.

insert harp music.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 01, 2010, 02:12:14 pm
Get 10-foot greek god in nightrobe dangling a used condom from his pinky.



Insert Hephaestos...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2010, 12:50:45 am
get Dionysus an an innuendo.

insert tooth decay and spray cheese.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 03, 2010, 05:26:29 am
Get THE SUN X MILKY WAY OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE NOW I'M SHIPPING ASTROLOGY


Insert japanese whiskey.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2010, 12:44:11 am
get sapporo.

insert osaka.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 09, 2010, 02:25:27 pm
Get Backyard Babies.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2010, 09:52:34 pm
insert NEJIN CAUSE HE FORGOT

get NEJIN CAUSE HE FORGOT

insert nejin's foot.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 09, 2010, 09:56:56 pm
MY FOOT YOU JUST get a pair of Geta. They're unbalanced.



Insert harmonica and a golden scarf.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 10, 2010, 08:25:50 am
a golden pick-axe comes out, but its only gold coated paint.

Insert iPad
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 10, 2010, 11:31:27 pm
get imat, which was to be released 4 years into the future. enjoy your time warp.

insert these leftover ice cubes....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 11, 2010, 04:56:18 am
Cirno comes out.

force Cirno to go inside again.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2010, 05:24:41 pm
get cirno's firey cousin.

insert acher's avatar's glasses.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 12, 2010, 07:08:31 pm
Get carried like a princess...ARAKAWA-STYLE.



Insert 2-3.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2010, 07:09:40 pm
get carried like a princess....OGRE STYLE.

insert potential rain.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 02:08:22 am
get a scroll of ancient rain dance

Insert a cup of 50bucks coffee.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 04:13:43 am
Get a ballot.




Insert ballroom...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on May 13, 2010, 05:49:56 am
Get Benjamin Franklin bobblehead

Insert Freshman year
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 07:10:41 am
Get a molded chocolate, is this edible?

Insert chocolate wrapper.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 07:31:06 am
Get an extremely ugly plastic toy, screaming at your face.




Insert chocolate egg.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 07:48:22 am
Wegee  comes out.

"not you, get back inside".
insert wegee again.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 07:50:22 am
Get Potemayo.



Insert eggs and beans...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 08:04:20 am
Dr.Eggman comes out.

insert used hard disk
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2010, 09:44:28 am
get 5 FLOPPY DISKS OLD SKOOL GANGSTA YO

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/floppy_disk_gangsta.jpg)

insert opera and sea monkey, making out.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 09:57:02 am
Get the concert hall on the Planet of the Apes.
it smells of ****.


Insert 500bpm.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2010, 10:26:19 am
get 3000 rpm.

insert burnt rubber...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 10:32:34 am
Gets an empty box


insert empty can
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 11:38:55 am
Get STEELCANvsALIMINIUMCANxWEMAKETHISACRAPPYANIMU and boatloads of rage.


Insert harems...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 11:52:06 am
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Get STEELCANvsALIMINIUMCANxWEMAKETHISACRAPPYANIMU and boatloads of rage.

offtopic: I want steelcan >v< who can girlish.


Some animals who's happen to be someone's pet comes out. (wait what?)

Insert pet foods.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 13, 2010, 12:08:46 pm
Get Nintendogs in a can.



Insert self-control.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 13, 2010, 12:14:32 pm
Gets a remote control but without battery.

Insert money
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dr. Kraus on May 13, 2010, 03:51:18 pm
Get Steve jobs

Insert Steve Wozniak
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2010, 09:21:39 pm
get PWNED by flash.

insert terrible smell (srsly, smoke and poo???).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 17, 2010, 12:20:54 pm
Get year-old chocolate sausage porn.
Yes, you read that right.



Insert 13/24ths of Belgium, ½ of Lithuania and a very small part of Poland...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 17, 2010, 10:13:19 pm
get hitler.

insert german dungeon porn on BETA tape.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 18, 2010, 04:17:42 am
Get Angry German Kid, on a SONY.




Insert bluray.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2010, 09:23:17 am
get eagle of peace, trying to stop the dvd-blueray war. it tries to claw out your eyes.

insert a really really bad taste in your mouth.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 18, 2010, 10:00:34 am
a chewed gum comes out, eew >.<


insert a turtle with a hat
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2010, 09:44:25 am
get my long lost pet turtle, tushay. can i have her back? :[

insert this half eaten cupcake right here....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 19, 2010, 10:38:35 am
get crumbles of the cupcake

pour some beer into the machine
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2010, 11:17:08 pm
get luqid nitrogen and salt, both of which were used in attempts to chill beer on an episode of mythbusters today. :3

insert this horrible wrist pain from friction against this oaken desk >___<
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 20, 2010, 05:02:23 am
Gets SalonPas

Insert half bar of chocolate >.<
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2010, 07:17:04 am
get hungry and a box of ginger cookies. :3

insert milk craving....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 20, 2010, 09:58:34 am
Saseko comes out.. lucky~

Insert Saseko's panties. >.<
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2010, 08:43:45 pm
get this.] (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=4)

insert moseko and a ham sandwich.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 21, 2010, 07:59:21 pm
Get five pounds of mutton, and a note:
Code Select
Don't ask about what happened to the girl, she had it coming



Insert feelings of regret.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2010, 03:43:46 am
get same feelings returned in kind.

insert confusion over whether or not to change this avatar back.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 25, 2010, 06:49:37 pm
gets a note saying "do your homework"  ......... =_=''

Insert a small packet of instant coffee.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2010, 06:50:41 pm
Get barf.



Insert Barf (the character from Spaceballs)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2010, 08:50:42 pm
get pizza the hutt.

insert the feeling of dried tears on yer face.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2010, 07:36:54 am
Get the Niagara Falls on a spray can.



Insert waffle iron'd buttcheeks.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2010, 09:51:39 am
get os-tan collections.

insert aerosol steel...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 27, 2010, 10:50:31 am
Get spring steel katana.



Insert shogunate
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2010, 09:25:12 pm
get taiyaki.

insert ninjutsu
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 28, 2010, 03:55:10 pm
Get foobar bar.


Insert *Snickers*...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 29, 2010, 11:14:59 am
get the guinea pig from the plant and animal science room in my school (aka melissa's boyfriend). his name is snickers. :3

insert THIRSTY ;___;
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on May 29, 2010, 09:19:19 pm
gets Phantom Hourglass ... uh yaaa.... now what?


insert empty matchbox which has obasan signature on it
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2010, 03:27:18 am
get matchbox bed (for mouse).

insert motel (for roaches).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 30, 2010, 04:04:59 am
Get rock song titled "Leech".

hiimohimohimohiiimohimooo

Insert Star...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2010, 04:11:14 pm
get invincibility mode.

insert cruella deville.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 30, 2010, 05:21:01 pm
Get lawsuit (from disney).



Insert Buena Vista...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on May 30, 2010, 05:43:19 pm
Get Cottonwood Pass


Insert Taylor Reservoir
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Red-Machine on May 30, 2010, 05:44:31 pm
Get a bottle of Evian.

Insert Kuroko Shirai.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 30, 2010, 08:11:34 pm
Get twitching, severed tongue covered in drool (no blood).

Insert lusts.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 30, 2010, 08:50:34 pm
get boobies and nosebleed. (or, in your case, noseWATERFALL)

insert a lack of time.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 02, 2010, 03:43:06 am
You get a hourglass with no sand in it.

I insert a leaf.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 02, 2010, 08:43:13 am
Get the LEAF SQUADRON aka HAPPATAI



Insert gay man with large beard.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 02, 2010, 09:50:35 am
get FABULOUS~

insert procrastination.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on June 22, 2010, 10:10:36 pm
gets Hitler Hairstyle wig

Insert fake horn
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 23, 2010, 03:07:46 am
Get horn-shaped hair.


Insert twig...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on June 23, 2010, 03:45:53 am
Get pokes in the eyes... nejin!!

insert tears
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 23, 2010, 03:48:43 am
Get BROFIST.



Insert Galvanic Element...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2010, 10:09:37 pm
get periodic table......OF MOE~~~

insert cute kittens make me sad now....
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on June 24, 2010, 12:37:44 am
gets these...
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/th_3c713f0d13eba7e4547f15eaca33ff95.jpg) (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/3c713f0d13eba7e4547f15eaca33ff95.jpg)

Insert a can of candy, ginger, and stuffed a lion.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2010, 12:10:08 pm
get a potato. (thanks to bro on this one.)

insert bad robot singing rick astley. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCAv5FCVWE&feature=related)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 26, 2010, 11:35:20 am
You get an infinite lives cheat code - with this, you will indeed NEVER gonna give you up.

I insert a vuvuzela.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2010, 02:47:29 am
get the entire population of VENEZUELA.

insert itchy feeling.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on June 27, 2010, 04:12:00 am
Get a spike and a single piano string. Have fun.



Insert saxophone mouthpiece.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dr. Kraus on June 27, 2010, 07:46:20 am
Get Vuvuzela


insert 5/4 of Russia, 10/2 of England, and 9001/9000 of vuvuzela
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 27, 2010, 10:57:05 am
(WTF is vuvuzela???)

get opera music.....playing in your head.....ALL THE TIME

insert "ducktales, whoo~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA)"
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on June 30, 2010, 09:10:41 pm
Gets Daffy Duck.

Insert Bugs Bunny..
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 02, 2010, 11:40:19 am
get b. rabbit holding robot chicken.

insert chocolate cake.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 02, 2010, 11:43:50 pm
Gets a brown bear *runs*

throw an empty box into the machine.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Quantum on July 05, 2010, 09:32:12 pm
Get an empty box back with a threat on it reading "Do not make such pitiful offerings to the gods of the Incredible OSC Vending Machine"

Insert a shipment of too many toasters, each with a bottle opener cleverly hidden in each one, and one copy of Windows 98 Second Edition. (both at the same time damn you, not one then the other! simultaneous!!!)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 06, 2010, 09:20:42 pm
get a cat in your room (cause that's happening to me right now!! ^^)

insert large small child.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 07, 2010, 08:31:47 pm
get a Dinky Winky (Teletubbies...)

Insert Spiderman(used) costume
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: kgm_1004 on July 07, 2010, 09:10:47 pm
A red spider comes out.

Put in Macbook
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 07, 2010, 09:30:32 pm
Sonata comes out, lucky!!

Insert win XP cd.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Quantum on July 07, 2010, 11:49:45 pm
Recieve Sasomeko, a strange hybrid OS-tan who originates from the lack of specification of the version of XP.

Insert two White Castle burgers.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 12:20:22 am
get harold and kumar. (an AI and a Doctor.)

insert references that no one gets.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 09, 2010, 12:48:34 am
get struct by lightning, "what did i do the deserve this?"

insert crystallized earth that was struct by lightning.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: kgm_1004 on July 09, 2010, 09:13:41 am
Get a handful of brown soil that has been de-crystalized (huh?)

Insert Beef

(Choco: omg I love Harold and Kumar, so funny)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 09, 2010, 09:32:11 pm
(Harold is the name of an AI from the .hack series. and i had a Doctor named Dr. Kumar. xDDD)

get tofu sandwich.

insert woodchips.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on July 10, 2010, 09:53:26 am
You get a box of matches.

I insert a pirate cutlass.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 10, 2010, 11:17:51 pm
you get an irish lass.

insert unpaid tickets for public drunkenness.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 11, 2010, 01:47:46 am
Gets Hard Gay costume .... o_o

insert wax and candle
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on July 11, 2010, 07:04:29 pm
Get a 14k audience, out of which 7k are laughing and none are able to get what the joke is.



Insert crappy headphones.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 14, 2010, 05:32:14 pm
get Earbuds, wait, that's the same thing! xD

Insert THE GREATEST CEREAL IN THE WORLD. (i'll miss you, waffle crisp...)

(oh yeah, acher, yay! now my future kids can be HA-DU GAAAYYYY for halloween! :3)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 15, 2010, 07:38:27 am
Get a Tiger... "Heyz, you're not Hobbes!" (lol, Kellogg's)

Insert Tiger skin (yeah, you know where this from...)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 16, 2010, 03:30:23 pm
get stuffing of the stuffed animal YOU SLAUGHTERED


insert tasty, caramel-coated burning sensation.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 17, 2010, 07:39:51 am
gets caramel dansen...

insert male school uniform
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 18, 2010, 09:15:07 pm
get male IN school uniform (never said male one.)

insert this odd guilt.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 18, 2010, 11:40:00 pm
Gets Objection!!

Insert mr.Judge
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on July 19, 2010, 02:22:15 am
Get the card of Judge Man
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Judge_Man

I insert a dancing banana.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 19, 2010, 03:47:37 am
Gets this: [Banana Song] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY)

Insert Plum..
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 19, 2010, 07:18:56 pm
get sumomo.
(http://forums.animeseed.com/gallery/images/2162/1_chb_sumomo069.jpg)

insert kotoko.
(http://th02.deviantart.net/images3/300W/i/2005/145/d/5/Chobits__KoToKo_by_yuko_chan.jpg)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 20, 2010, 06:48:52 am
Get this:
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/moe/th_670c9643eb93f09159e585742b31ccf6.jpg) (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/moe/670c9643eb93f09159e585742b31ccf6.jpg)

Insert a packet of instance coffee
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 20, 2010, 09:57:40 pm
get bag of really crappy tea (by the imperial brand, they suck).

insert reindeer and boos (from super mario).


(sakasama reinboo....^^)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 21, 2010, 03:29:11 am
Get Yoshi egg... is this gonna hatch?

insert egg shell (Burp~)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 22, 2010, 09:37:17 pm
get half-eaten baby yoshi (go you!)

insert lieking of mudkips.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 02:12:34 am
Gets 'Lazer'ed... (that was close)

Insert school uniform (female)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on July 26, 2010, 03:27:34 pm
Get Ryoko Asakura... with a knife.

Insert zero (number, not any character from anything)
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 26, 2010, 05:49:22 pm
Get X (a symbol, not any character from anything)

Insert Pizza crust.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 26, 2010, 09:04:41 pm
get pizza the hutt.

insert molten cheese.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 27, 2010, 01:45:47 am
Get this (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/Image091.jpg)

Insert plastic wrapper
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2010, 07:54:18 pm
get dried up acrylic paint.

insert cadmium sulfide.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on July 28, 2010, 09:48:34 pm
Get This (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/64c9c9b3ff536f43cf41e96917c53e3b.jpg)

Insert some milk lotion
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 28, 2010, 10:05:25 pm
get DO WANT WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET THAT (i'm serious.)

insert desire for nice products
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: svx on July 30, 2010, 10:34:52 pm
A bunch of expired Sears coupons tumble out.

I'll put a bunch of lit firecrackers, a can of lighter fluid, a bag of dryer sheets, some thumb tacks, a half-eaten granola bar, and then I'll pour half a can of beer in. Can I do that?...
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on July 31, 2010, 03:02:20 pm
you get a combo of grill muck and cat barf spewed out at you.

insert slow reaction time.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on July 31, 2010, 05:25:52 pm
get frustration.

insert boobies
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dr. Kraus on July 31, 2010, 08:43:49 pm
Get underage 4chan posts

insert lolicon
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on August 01, 2010, 08:18:35 pm
get lolicon yuyuko

Insert boobies again
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on August 01, 2010, 09:23:48 pm
get 1958 Pennsylvania Highway map

insert three floppy disks and a Blackhawk helicopter model
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 02, 2010, 10:10:27 am
get 5 FLOPPY DISKS OLD SKOOL GANGSTA YO

inster OAK-LAND!!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on August 04, 2010, 06:37:18 am
Get Prof.OAK

Insert Balls, pokeballs!!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 04, 2010, 11:12:18 am
get "but can't you make the ball if you have the right nut?" (part of a conversation some time ago, one of my friends walked in as one of my other friends was saying that)

insert SO BORED.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on August 08, 2010, 04:13:47 am
gets bread.

Insert starfish
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 09, 2010, 09:04:02 pm
get acher's ADORABLE AVI.

insert DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: coldReactive on August 28, 2010, 03:22:37 pm
Get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS.

Insert Yukari Yakumo.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 28, 2010, 06:24:29 pm
get (!r|\|0 (9)!!

insert ! w45 54!L!|\|9 4L0|\|9, 0|\| |\/|00|\|L!9|-|7 |34y.......♪♫
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on August 29, 2010, 07:30:19 am
Get MUSKETEER'D FOR EXCESSIVE LEETSPEEK.


Insert a shark.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2010, 09:13:46 pm
get one with lazers.

insert a blueberry muffin. :3
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: wvryn on September 30, 2010, 10:50:56 pm
get a samurai warrior

insert a stick of butter
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on October 01, 2010, 03:04:24 pm
Get yellow slippery iPod

Insert empty two liter bottles that have been piling up

Two thousandth post in the thread!
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 03, 2010, 01:24:01 pm
(whoo!)

get 25¢ for recycling.

insert my missing course syllabus(es).
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 03, 2010, 10:19:35 pm
Get compass. Now you can get on course again!

Insert the bees' knees.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alvin.Josh2 on October 04, 2010, 12:31:41 pm
You get one jar of honey from the beehives. This game is so amazing you don't know what you will get in the next reply from the other members of this forum. Anyway, I saw some affordable vending machines and my friend is planning to have one for business. Is vending machine a good investment?

I insert two flat tires.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2010, 12:46:56 pm
Get member who's very tire'd of this shit.


Insert badly drawn maps.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dr. Kraus on October 04, 2010, 01:58:52 pm
Get world war 3


Insert myself???
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 04, 2010, 06:38:32 pm
get soilent green.

insert crappy college staff.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 04, 2010, 09:00:30 pm
Get a fourth of a tablespoon wheat flour.

Insert in mouth.
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Dr. Kraus on October 04, 2010, 10:36:53 pm
Get Bacon

Insert amatur go-kartist whom wants me to do a color scheme for his shitty go-kart
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: stewartsage on October 05, 2010, 01:05:36 am
Get moneys?

Insert vector control box and vacuum tube from AN/FPS-18 control cabinets *crosses fingers*
Title: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 11, 2010, 07:27:48 pm
get AN/FPS-18 missing those parts you put in.

insert pile of bells and tea. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2011, 11:15:40 pm
get PONIES.

insert MONIES.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 23, 2011, 11:25:46 pm
Shine get! </mario>

Insert foot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 23, 2011, 11:31:52 pm
get cleat.

insert nail clippers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 23, 2011, 11:49:57 pm
Get hedge clippers

Insert the beat-up AOL CD I'm using as a coaster
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2011, 12:05:55 am
get a chunk of tinted plexiglass (aka my coaster).

insert a puritan witch hunter.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 24, 2011, 12:15:48 am
Get a witch hunter hunter
(You know, a hunter witch that hunts down witch hunters?)

Insert lies
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2011, 12:29:40 am
get a fistful of truth.

insert captain crunch.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 24, 2011, 06:47:38 am
Get Peanut Butter Crunch

Insert a sonic screwdriver
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2011, 12:01:38 pm
get plush tardis.

insert real working 1:6 dalek replica.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 24, 2011, 02:18:38 pm
Get a real Dalek. You might want to grab the baseball bat

Insert a can of Spam
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2011, 09:01:14 pm
get a makeshift rice ball.

insert king of the hill.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 24, 2011, 10:21:37 pm
Get propane and propane accessories

Insert bear!
*dramatic music, clap of thunder*
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 24, 2011, 11:48:13 pm
get "Is the Pianist a ____"

insert caramel sauce.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 25, 2011, 02:28:25 pm
Get an ice cream sundae

Insert GIR
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2011, 07:36:52 pm
Get Bell, from the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi.

insert plastic axe.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 25, 2011, 07:39:52 pm
Get Guitar Hero controller that's shaped like an axe

Inset plush Chocobo
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 25, 2011, 07:40:51 pm
get plush chocobo reading a cactuar book.

insert fake kneecap.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 26, 2011, 08:10:08 am
Get real kneecap

Insert a rock
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2011, 06:15:39 pm
get a usb pet rock.

insert a bento.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on August 26, 2011, 06:45:45 pm
Ika-musume comes out... wait, squid.. take her home.

insert half eaten chocolate bar
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 26, 2011, 07:31:55 pm
Get a chocolate bar of equal size, but hasn't been eaten

Insert a Choco Taco (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5610.jpg)
Me gusta ice cream
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 26, 2011, 07:36:35 pm
get brick of cookies and cream flavour.

insert seasoned pork fat (the boneless spare ribs you get from a chinese restaraunt but don't eat because they have no meat whatsoever.)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 29, 2011, 05:49:17 pm
Get a can of Spam

Insert chocolate milk
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 05:57:33 pm
get box of strawberry milk powder.

insert a can of crisco.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 29, 2011, 06:09:47 pm
Get a jar of butter

Insert tab A
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 07:15:20 pm
get a can of tab.

put in ham sandwich.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 29, 2011, 07:22:29 pm
Get out a turkey sandwich

Insert a squirrel
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 07:31:44 pm
get a squirrel pretending to be a chipmunk.

insert a potato and a po-tah-to.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 29, 2011, 10:14:20 pm
Get a tomato and to-mah-to

Insert a paperweight
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 29, 2011, 11:07:56 pm
get a rock with paint scribbles from small children on it.

insert a 64-bitpack of chalk.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 07:29:19 am
Get a 64-pack of crayons

Insert a harmonica
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 12:21:44 pm
get a tsungi horn.

insert a george foreman grill.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 03:38:58 pm
Get a ordinary barbecue grill

Insert propane and propane accessories
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 04:33:21 pm
get bobbeh.

insert 7-leaf clover.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 07:57:10 pm
Get an 11-leaf clover. It's more metal than a 10-leaf

Insert chocolate syrup and milk
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 08:18:24 pm
get chocolate ice cream.

insert teen girl squad.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 08:31:40 pm
Get Trogdor

Insert Strong Bad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 08:35:22 pm
get strongmad.

insert squidbillies.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 08:45:33 pm
Get a toilet

Insert Crow T. Robot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 08:47:46 pm
get a robot magpie.

insert gatchapon figurine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 30, 2011, 08:53:34 pm
Get a highly detailed statue

Insert Spoony
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 30, 2011, 08:56:55 pm
get box of plastic spoons.

insert vending machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 31, 2011, 07:33:30 am
Get a bottle of Coke

Insert trombone
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 31, 2011, 02:01:02 pm
get marge simpson.

insert glenn quagmire.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 31, 2011, 03:16:11 pm
Get C-3P0

Insert a copy of Family Guy: Blue Harvest
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 31, 2011, 03:32:13 pm
get my melted brain.

inser a robot chicken.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on August 31, 2011, 09:45:41 pm
Get the humping robot

Insert the 120th star from Super Mario 64
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on August 31, 2011, 10:15:26 pm
get anthro-starfox dollfie doll.

insert furry porn.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 01, 2011, 06:39:52 am
Get normal hentai
Well, as normal as hentai can get

Insert a belt
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 01, 2011, 11:53:35 pm
get whipped.

insert cream.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 02, 2011, 12:42:56 am
Get cream cheese

Insert bagel
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 02, 2011, 10:06:43 pm
get toasted onions.

insert collar bomb.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 03, 2011, 09:21:05 am
Receive Bomb-omb

Insert a question mark box from Mario
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 03, 2011, 08:47:58 pm
get bowser plushie.

insert icha icha paradise. (http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/images/come-come-paradise.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 03, 2011, 10:10:26 pm
Receive a hentai doujinshi

Insert a copy of Disgaea 2
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 03, 2011, 10:49:30 pm
get a laharl standee from disgaea 1.

insert street fighter.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 04, 2011, 12:24:41 pm
Receive Marvel vs. Capcom

Insert a figurine of 2k-tan
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 04, 2011, 09:37:05 pm
Get a hologram of ME-tan.

insert an akita-inu.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 04, 2011, 10:32:49 pm
Receive InuYasha

Insert a Weighted Companion Cube
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 04, 2011, 10:49:44 pm
get hobo fire.

insert dumpster fire.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 04, 2011, 10:51:57 pm
Get wildfire

Insert a mix tape consisting of nothing but songs from the '70s and '80s with "Fire" in the title
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 04, 2011, 10:52:37 pm
get mix cd where every song is "Sex on Fire".

insert severed toe.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 05, 2011, 02:20:30 pm
Get severed leg

Insert cheap plastic Halloween tombstone
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2011, 02:59:44 pm
get virtual pumpkin from Bully.

insert model of Bullworth Academy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 05, 2011, 07:00:43 pm
Receive a model of Wossamotta U

Insert a package of hot dogs
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2011, 09:07:43 pm
get the new york knicks.

insert tango rose.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 05, 2011, 10:20:20 pm
Get Yankee Rose. Damn you, David Lee Roth!

Insert a cheesy movie; the worst I can find La-la-la
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 05, 2011, 10:34:25 pm
get the best betamax porno money can buy.

insert convenience store food.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 06, 2011, 06:27:58 am
Get fast food

Insert bra
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 06, 2011, 01:45:53 pm
get japanese punks.

insert motorbike.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 06, 2011, 02:20:05 pm
Get a guy playing a children's card game while on a motorcycle

Insert lawnmower
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 06, 2011, 11:09:21 pm
get riding all-in-one yard tool.

insert yaoi. <3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 07, 2011, 06:36:38 am
Get the anime version of Brokeback Mountain

Insert yuri
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 07, 2011, 11:30:13 pm
get anime version of brokeback mountian 2: the cowgirls

insert broken hip.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 08, 2011, 07:59:09 am
Get broken leg

Insert breakfast burrito
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Paul on September 08, 2011, 08:34:00 am
Get semi-digested undefinable goo.

Insert plastic android figure (http://shop.deadzebra.com/products/Android-Mini-Series-%252d-Standard-Green.html)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 08, 2011, 03:05:07 pm
Get Fuka figurine (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5801.jpg)

Insert a Pop Tart
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 08:53:16 pm
get bitch-slapped by a toaster strudel.

insert gourmet cat food.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 08, 2011, 09:07:10 pm
Receive can cheezburger (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-i-has-can-cheezburger.jpg)

Insert Nyan Cat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 09:43:37 pm
get inbread cat (http://www.freepostia.com/fimages/348oeBgQ.jpg)

insert propane.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 08, 2011, 09:47:09 pm
Get propane accessories. Yep </koth>

Insert an SUV
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 09:48:37 pm
get the Special Victims Unit.

insert mario's gloves.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 08, 2011, 10:07:14 pm
Get Luigi's hat

Insert Yoshi egg
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 08, 2011, 10:52:38 pm
get birdo. (lol.)

insert whatever the hell birdo comes from.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 09, 2011, 07:55:30 am
Get Bridget

Insert a bowl of Cap'n Crunch
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2011, 11:02:10 am
get a bowl of meatloaf crunch.

insert shrunken head.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 09, 2011, 02:27:40 pm
Get a bobblehead zombie

Insert a plush Luigi
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2011, 04:02:48 pm
get a realistic mario.

insert RAAAGE.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 09, 2011, 04:33:48 pm
Get Brooklyn Rage!

Insert the Hamburger Helper "helping hand" mascot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2011, 04:57:33 pm
get the cheeseburger helper mascot from family guy.

insert a screensaver.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 09, 2011, 05:14:26 pm
Get a flying toaster

Insert blanket
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2011, 10:17:50 pm
get cozy.

insert cocoa.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 09, 2011, 10:38:20 pm
Get chocolate milk

Insert marshmallows
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 09, 2011, 11:17:15 pm
get cavities.

insert crackers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 11, 2011, 12:15:41 am
Get a box or Ritz

Insert mousepad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 11, 2011, 12:55:27 pm
get just the oppai part of an oppai mousepad.

insert conflicted emotions.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 11, 2011, 02:17:54 pm
Get emotional confusion

Insert Flonne's MP3 Walkman; filled with songs about love
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 11, 2011, 02:38:56 pm
get vicky and ricky the babysitters.

insert a 69' ford mustang.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 11, 2011, 04:19:30 pm
Get a figurine of Pinkie Pie (A different kind of pony...)

Insert stockings
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 11, 2011, 10:41:56 pm
get panties.

inser--FLY AWAY NOW
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on September 12, 2011, 03:04:49 am
TO MAKE BELIEVE THERE'S A FIRST TIME


Insert box with random PSG merch.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on September 12, 2011, 07:30:52 am
Get a box filled with random Lucky Star merch

Insert a cat wearing a fez
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on November 07, 2011, 07:06:14 am
somehow rainbow comes out... nyancat stuck in there?

insert red pant and a pair of white gloves from you know who.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 07, 2011, 08:17:52 am
Receive custom Mario action figure

Insert a fancy dress
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 07, 2011, 10:55:41 pm
get princess peach.

insert momotaro.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 08, 2011, 12:47:31 pm
Get a really cool statue of Momotaro

Insert a bowl of tomato soup
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 08, 2011, 09:18:50 pm
get Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Painting.

insert The Louvre.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 09, 2011, 10:03:38 am
Get a museum with the entirety of the OSC gallery displayed

Insert the "lost chapter" of a story I wrote years ago
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 10, 2011, 11:02:05 pm
get the lost boys.

insert giant burnt sienna crayon.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 11, 2011, 08:36:02 am
Get a giant candle

Insert a stale Pop Tart
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 11, 2011, 11:46:30 am
get fresh toaster strudel.

insert princess from the land of ood. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 11, 2011, 07:49:25 pm
Get princess from Sarasaland (http://www.mariowiki.com/Daisy)

Insert beef bowl
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2011, 03:32:21 am
get McRib.

insert claymation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 12, 2011, 10:15:21 am
Get Monty Python-style animation

Insert a half-full can of Coke
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 12, 2011, 06:17:50 pm
get the same can of coke, from several hours in the future (it has since gone flat).

insert houdini's underwear.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 13, 2011, 08:50:11 am
Get striped panties

Insert fedora
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 15, 2011, 10:22:13 pm
get bowler.

insert barbell mustache.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 15, 2011, 10:36:39 pm
Get Bert Reynold's legendary mustache

Insert sonic screwdriver
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 18, 2011, 06:41:11 pm
get the previous doctor holding the previous screwdriver.

insert severed head.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 18, 2011, 07:15:57 pm
Get severed hand

Insert Pidgey figurine
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 19, 2011, 10:27:28 pm
a wild lap jumps out.


insert absurdity.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 22, 2011, 09:57:23 am
Receive randomness

Insert Volcano Bakemeat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 24, 2011, 10:48:17 am
get THE SAUCE.

insert microwave time machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 25, 2011, 10:36:55 am
Receive toaster oven time machine

Insert plush TARDIS
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 26, 2011, 10:16:58 pm
get action figure of a dalek.

insert weeping angel desktop mascot.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 26, 2011, 10:39:38 pm
Receive Dalek desktop mascot

Insert fish-shaped crackers
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 28, 2011, 01:19:59 pm
get fish shaped candies.

insert fish shaped solid waste.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 28, 2011, 01:24:32 pm
Receive fish-shaped dirt

Insert Nyan Cat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 28, 2011, 09:09:04 pm
get rainbow-flavoured poptarts.

insert magic toxic waste in a can.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 28, 2011, 09:14:48 pm
Receive radioactive spider

Insert Stan Lee
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 29, 2011, 07:31:44 pm
a pile of vintage comics buries you in an avalanche of ink and paper.

insert full scale MLP figure.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 29, 2011, 08:00:55 pm
Receive a real pony

Insert a golden Nintendo 64 controller
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 29, 2011, 08:24:32 pm
get a 24-karat solid statue of an n64 controller.

a giant squid crawls into the machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 30, 2011, 09:56:22 am
Zoidberg climbs out
Woop-woop-woop...

Insert eggnog
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on November 30, 2011, 08:47:56 pm
get noogied eggs.

insert BLAHBLAHBLAH
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on November 30, 2011, 09:42:36 pm
Receive baklava

Insert burrito
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2011, 12:42:34 am
the vending machine begins to barf out salsa.

a licorice pipe is placed in the edge of the machine. ("Yes. Quite.")
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 03, 2011, 07:03:09 pm
Receive a bottle of Mr. Pibb and a bag of Red Vines
Crazy delicious!

Insert a CD of Christmas music
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2011, 09:22:16 pm
they begin playing out of the machine.

insert year-old christmas candy (it's still good, i swear!!!).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 03, 2011, 10:53:31 pm
Receive 10-year-old fruitcake (Makes a great doorstop >:3)

Insert freshly-baked gingerbread men
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2011, 11:35:49 pm
get worn out gingerbread ladies (they do all the work).

insert [insert item here].
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 03, 2011, 11:39:57 pm
Receive [receive item here]

Insert Windows Vista
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 03, 2011, 11:57:08 pm
get vistan figurine with tag "here, take the only good to come out of this."

insert emotions.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 04, 2011, 10:27:36 am
Receive logic
*Vulcan salute*

Insert an iMac hockey puck mouse (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5661.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 04, 2011, 12:48:07 pm
get an actual hockey puck.....to the teeth.

insert sports fans.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 04, 2011, 09:53:03 pm
Receive 99% of the population of my hometown
I don't care about sports. I am the 1%

Insert dragon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 05, 2011, 07:20:13 pm
get the missing "ite" at the end of that sentence.

insert pain.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Pitkin on December 06, 2011, 04:34:28 pm
Receive suffering.

Insert a decorative dagger.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on December 06, 2011, 06:07:29 pm
Quote from: Pitkin on December 06, 2011, 04:34:28 pm
Receive suffering.

Insert a decorative dagger.


Receive decorative cut. Dx

Insert rice...
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 06, 2011, 07:20:39 pm
Receive onigiri

Insert footlong sub sandwich
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 07, 2011, 10:31:39 pm
get subway. third rail and all.

insert tesla coil. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 08, 2011, 01:14:26 pm
Receive the Tesla Gun
</warehouse_13>

Insert an army of XP-tan (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/Backgrounds/XP/1103406300444.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 08, 2011, 10:04:09 pm
get army of ME-tan.

insert new gallery pics.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 09, 2011, 12:53:16 pm
Receive images of Silverlight-tan in the wrong section of the gallery

Insert Mario's wing cap
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 09, 2011, 01:25:16 pm
get mario's tanuki outfit.

insert cage of raccoons.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 09, 2011, 06:40:30 pm
Receive a tank of fish. Don't ask; it's complicated

Insert Philosoraptor
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2011, 08:16:12 pm
get dance of the manwhore.

insert manwhore.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 13, 2011, 08:30:44 pm
Receive a gigolo

Insert a pot of tea
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 13, 2011, 08:37:39 pm
get the same tea, sans water.

insert boiled noodles.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 14, 2011, 09:06:41 pm
Get macaroni & cheese

Insert Nanami Madobe
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 15, 2011, 12:23:33 am
get Madobe Nanato.

insert wax foot.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on December 15, 2011, 05:13:49 am
gets empty bee hive <now what can I do with this?>
Insert random history book.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 15, 2011, 09:18:19 am
Receive History of the World: Part 2
See Hitler on Ice!

Insert a DVD of Young Frankenstein
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on December 15, 2011, 09:47:15 am
Gets a blue ray version of 'back to the future'
inserts a Chihuahua
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 15, 2011, 11:11:57 am
Receive a German Sheppard

Insert the Curiosity Core from Portal
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 15, 2011, 08:40:37 pm
get the voice of the space core.

insert feelings of frusteration.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 16, 2011, 12:14:30 pm
Receive feelings of feelings that you feel

Insert the Department of Redundancy Department
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 16, 2011, 12:21:00 pm
get bureaucratic confusion.

insert paperwork.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 16, 2011, 08:45:33 pm
Receive confetti

Insert a homemade brownie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 17, 2011, 12:59:44 am
get crumbs.

insert a leg with a boot.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 17, 2011, 10:20:16 am
Receive a bootleg Linux bootloader

Insert mushroom
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 17, 2011, 10:37:57 am
get *1up*

insert double rainbows.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 17, 2011, 11:02:09 am
Receive a copy of Rainbow Rising (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/RainbowRainbowRising.jpg)
An epic album, with artwork equally as awesome

Insert a copy of Crash Bandicoot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 17, 2011, 03:35:03 pm
get a live bandicoot.

insert neo cortex.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 17, 2011, 06:35:11 pm
Receive Dr. N. Brio

Insert Spyro the Dragon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 17, 2011, 06:41:09 pm
get spyro's treasure.

insert suspicious floppy disk.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Acher13 on December 17, 2011, 11:30:31 pm
get win98 pantsu

insert a pic of me wearing that on me head
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 18, 2011, 11:17:59 am
Receive a pic of me attempting a 98-tan cosplay

Insert 16GB RAM
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 18, 2011, 11:41:30 am
get 16kb ram.

insert regret.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 18, 2011, 12:19:25 pm
Receive duct tape
It can fix anything, right?

Insert sandwich
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 18, 2011, 03:38:46 pm
get hoagie.

insert empty pokeballs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 18, 2011, 04:10:41 pm
Receive Pokéballs that contain level 3 Magikarps

Insert bratwurst
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2011, 12:13:04 am
get swedish meatballs.

insert shipping and handling.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 20, 2011, 12:49:59 am
Receive cash on delivery

Insert Metal Gear Ray
Metal Gear!?
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2011, 01:28:48 am
get metal gear solid.

insert resident evil.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 20, 2011, 10:43:54 am
Receive a red bag marked "Biohazard"

Insert DOS Kitty
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2011, 11:43:03 am
get 3.1-tan.

insert OSX-tan's head-apple.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 20, 2011, 12:10:32 pm
Receive Sonata's "9" hairclip

Insert bobblehead of Sonic the Hedgehog
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 20, 2011, 01:56:49 pm
get pawn stars bobblehead.

insert capsule from capsule corp.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 20, 2011, 07:23:22 pm
Receive a capsule from Mario Party 5

Insert pizza
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 21, 2011, 02:56:50 am
get ingredients to make pizza.

insert freezer shavings.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 21, 2011, 09:48:19 am
Receive chipped ice

Insert popsicles
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 22, 2011, 11:05:26 pm
get iceboxes.

insert german WWI big bertha cannon.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 22, 2011, 11:14:02 pm
Receive WWI-era coffee-that-tastes-like-mud(TM)
</blackadder_goes_forth>

Insert Magneton
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 23, 2011, 08:39:36 pm
get electrified steel.

insert a burning sensation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 23, 2011, 09:00:16 pm
Receive a cooling sensation

Insert XP-tan's bra :P
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 24, 2011, 12:53:33 pm
get ME-tan's underwear.

insert bloomers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 24, 2011, 01:49:04 pm
Receive thong

Insert garlic toast
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 25, 2011, 02:13:20 am
get french toast.

insert french pastry.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 25, 2011, 10:01:32 am
Receive Pop Tart

Insert Spam-flavoured candy
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on December 31, 2011, 04:38:47 am
get tin of fat free spam substitute.

insert drippings.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on December 31, 2011, 03:42:51 pm
Receive rabbit droppings

Insert a gingerbread house
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: xxInvisibleBread on December 31, 2011, 11:23:07 pm
Get gingerbread bike. (the huge version)
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Insert obsidian gem.

------
Up and down, up and down.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2012, 12:56:57 am
get crystalized new member. ^^

insert dirty candy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 01, 2012, 01:10:29 am
Receive dirty rice. Mmm...

Insert a labcoat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 01, 2012, 04:24:46 am
Receive Junior Ectobiologist's Lab Suit.

Insert 60's Batman.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 01, 2012, 11:18:51 am
Receive '60s Batmobile

Insert Agumon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2012, 01:40:35 pm
get MetalGarurumon. -w-

insert Planet Alternia.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 01, 2012, 02:01:51 pm
Receive Gallifrey

Insert empty bowl that once contained banana pudding
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2012, 02:07:11 pm
recieve pudding from the past, without the bowl.

insert packing peanuts.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 01, 2012, 02:25:32 pm
Receive bubblewrap

Insert Nejin's pony collection
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2012, 03:00:26 pm
get collection of anthro pony BJDs. -w-

insert big toe.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 01, 2012, 04:03:17 pm
Get 2 Giant's Toe and one bowl of Mammoth Cheese.


Insert inuit clothing...
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 01, 2012, 07:58:50 pm
get fur-lined bra and panties.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 01, 2012, 08:15:34 pm
Receive a 2nd set of fur-lined bra and panties

Insert a robe
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 01:52:27 am
get failure to post.

insert poison mushrooms.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 02, 2012, 10:41:12 am
Receive Golden Mushrooms

Insert a 10-year-old bottle of Coca-Cola
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 01:12:33 pm
get a bottle of Merlot, vintage 1695.

insert 20-year old Brie.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 02, 2012, 01:25:45 pm
Receive a block of aged sharp cheddar cheese

Insert saltine crackers
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 01:54:15 pm
get can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle (the best chicken noodle). -w-

insert tinsel.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 02, 2012, 07:42:32 pm
Receive garlands

Insert gun
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 08:24:30 pm
get water.

insert ice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 02, 2012, 08:29:27 pm
Receive popsicle

Insert root beer
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 08:57:09 pm
get empty can lined with powdered caffiene.

insert soup.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 02, 2012, 09:11:15 pm
Receive homemade chili

Insert a spider the size of a basketball
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 02, 2012, 10:10:49 pm
OHMYGODKILLIT!! KILL IT NOW!!!!!

*stomp stomp*

get destroyed vending machine.

insert shiny new vending machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 03, 2012, 10:49:04 am
Receive a DVD of Pimp My Ride
Yo dawg I heard you like vending machines, so I put a vending machine in your vending machine

Insert a bottle of maple syrup
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 03, 2012, 12:29:03 pm
get aged maple syrup, aka maple mead.

insert public drunkenness.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 03, 2012, 12:57:58 pm
Receive a bottle of rum

Insert can of soup
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 04, 2012, 01:26:28 am
get creamed potatoes.

insert toenail clippings.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 04, 2012, 10:27:42 am
Receive airplane barf bag

Insert apple pie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 04, 2012, 06:00:13 pm
get 1 apple, a bag of carrots, 3 boxes of cheeseits, a 12-pack of coca-cola, and 3 large bottles of water, all kept together with bubble wrap.
(aka what my sister would pack with me if she were to ship me overseas)

insert 3-person bicycle.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 05, 2012, 10:36:29 am
Receive a car with only 3 seats in it

Insert the Whomobile (http://images.wikia.com/tardis/images/7/7d/Whomobile.jpg)
Yes, that is from Doctor Who
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 05, 2012, 03:27:32 pm
get 1/6 scale replica of the pirate ship seen in the Doctor Who Series 6 episode "The Curse of the Black Spot".

insert liquid nitrogen.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 05, 2012, 07:23:08 pm
Receive dry ice

Insert a Dalek action figure
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 05, 2012, 11:10:46 pm
get a life-size doctor standee.


insert radio static.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 05, 2012, 11:21:56 pm
Receive television static

Insert coin
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 05, 2012, 11:28:47 pm
get foriegn coin of equal or lesser value.

insert $1,000,000 in fake money.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 05, 2012, 11:33:27 pm
Receive an equal amount of Monopoly money. Now, go buy Boardwalk >:3

Insert Mario's wing cap
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 05, 2012, 11:37:02 pm
get his tanuki outfit.

insert money for the payphone.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 06, 2012, 01:13:24 am
Receive money for the vending machine

Insert bottle of aspirin that expired in January 1982
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 06, 2012, 11:34:53 am
get box of mac and cheese that expired june 13th, 2010. (i almost ate it.)

insert the dukes of hazzard.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 06, 2012, 11:47:41 am
Receive Knight Rider

Insert bowtie pasta
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 06, 2012, 11:52:43 am
get THE SAUCE.

insert grape-scented germs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 06, 2012, 12:10:15 pm
Receive germ-scented grapes

Insert Apple logo mouse pad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 06, 2012, 12:25:36 pm
get OS-tan mousepad (aka my mousepad).

insert shoe.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 06, 2012, 12:39:13 pm
Receive plastic foot

Insert my OS-tan mousepad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 06, 2012, 01:04:56 pm
get the phantom os-tan watch.

insert cat fur.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 06, 2012, 01:08:32 pm
Receive cat

Insert catnip
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 03:57:08 pm
get ketamine.

insert special k.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 07, 2012, 05:02:29 pm
Receive Cap'n Crunch

Insert graphics card
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 09:30:54 pm
get computer chips, a nerd's favourite snack.

insert nail polish in boy crush blush.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 07, 2012, 09:50:40 pm
Receive makeup bag

Insert a bag of Emerald Nuts
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 10:59:59 pm
get a bag of testicle-shaped emeralds.

insert feelings of regret.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 07, 2012, 11:19:45 pm
Receive feelings of being in a Land of Confusion

Insert hairclip
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 07, 2012, 11:20:44 pm
get clothespin used as a hair clip.

insert nutmeg.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 07, 2012, 11:37:14 pm
Receive Meg Griffin

Insert peanut butter :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 08, 2012, 12:38:57 am
get peanut butter + jelly combo.

insert kenan and kel.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 08, 2012, 11:12:45 am
Receive other assorted '90s Nickelodeon shows

Insert empty bottle of Coke
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 08, 2012, 05:28:50 pm
get the coke that was in the bottle.

insert chocolate fountain.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 08, 2012, 06:00:30 pm
Receive chocolate rain

Insert plush Toad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 08, 2012, 11:52:00 pm
get real frog.

insert video poker machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 09, 2012, 12:23:27 am
Receive pinball machine

Insert iron boots
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2012, 04:03:54 am
get iron maiden (the torture device).

insert iron maiden (the band).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2012, 05:39:00 am
GeTHROUGH THE GATES OF HELL/AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN/THROUGH THE NAZI LINES/PRIMO VICTORIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0)


Insert sabatons (boots).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 09, 2012, 10:38:26 am
Receive pointy boots

Insert Super Mushroom
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2012, 06:19:11 pm
(@nej: sabatons ftw!!! <33)

get bouquet of fire flowers.

insert broken telephone.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 09, 2012, 07:10:55 pm
Get Lady Gaga yelling at the video producers about deadlines.


Insert Madonna.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 09, 2012, 07:12:32 pm
Receive a mix tape of '80s music

Insert Charmander
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2012, 07:37:00 pm
get pokemon egg on fire.

insert $4,000 worth of empty soda cans.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 09, 2012, 08:06:07 pm
Receive a sack of money

Insert epic cat tree
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 09, 2012, 08:51:22 pm
get epic cat grass.

insert blister.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 10, 2012, 12:03:07 pm
Receive Wart
(http://www.mariowiki.com/images/d/d0/LinkAwakening_Mamu_Shamu.png)
</mario>

Insert Super Mario Bros. 2
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2012, 12:54:50 am
get super mario brothers 0 (THE UNCUT SECRET EDITION).

insert duke nukem 5.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 11, 2012, 10:19:00 am
Receive Half-Life 2: Episode Three

Insert lies
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2012, 01:31:38 pm
get ugly truth.

insert the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 11, 2012, 08:25:54 pm
Receive True Grit

Insert a copy of the never before seen Star Wars: Episode VII: Advent Children
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2012, 10:08:05 pm
recieve LP of the nerd classic, "Killing Me Softly (With His Lawls)".

insert pool water.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 11, 2012, 10:25:25 pm
Receive pool water after a kid peed in it :P

Insert dragon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 11, 2012, 11:08:12 pm
get a calander of the year of the dragon.

insert sea salt.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 11, 2012, 11:31:53 pm
Receive peppercorn

Insert garlic
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2012, 12:14:59 am
get toast.

insert beer batter.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 13, 2012, 09:48:16 am
Receive beer battered chicken tenders. Me gusta :3

Insert fish
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2012, 07:17:40 pm
get sticks.

insert dry cleaning chemicals.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 13, 2012, 07:42:08 pm
Receive a laundromat

Insert custard
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2012, 08:16:18 pm
get purin.

insert sparkles.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 13, 2012, 08:34:41 pm
Receive sparkly vampires

Insert Simon Belmont
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2012, 08:40:49 pm
get strangers.

insert future children.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 13, 2012, 08:54:23 pm
Receive the grandchildren my mom wants so badly

Insert Powerslave
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 13, 2012, 09:34:27 pm
get timmy.

insert pile of paperwork.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 14, 2012, 10:52:32 am
Receive a nearly organized file cabinet of paperwork

Insert a replica of the Doctor's bowtie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 03:32:57 pm
get $50 dollar bill for said bowtie.

insert missing item.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 14, 2012, 07:56:09 pm
Receive the Lost & Found room from my work

Insert the first issue of Nintendo Power
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 08:49:27 pm
get current issue of gamebro magazine.

insert homestuck.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 14, 2012, 09:09:29 pm
Receive Home Alone

Insert apple pie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 14, 2012, 10:34:12 pm
get frozen dinner version.

insert missed references.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2012, 10:04:38 am
Receive confusion

Insert leftover cheezburger :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 04:37:31 pm
get The Nasty Patty. (http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/d/d7/The-Nasty-Patty.jpg)

insert stolen goods.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2012, 07:19:28 pm
Receive a bowl of chocolate pudding, stolen shortly after Stu Stew made it at 4 in the morning

Insert a cup of hot tea
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 09:23:04 pm
get hot cocoa. ^^

insert cherished childhood memories.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2012, 10:19:37 pm
Receive an item tied to those childhood memories :3

Insert jelly beans
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 11:11:40 pm
get easter.

insert pile of obscure holiday cards.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 16, 2012, 11:22:07 pm
Receive pile of Pokémon cards

Insert Apple mouse pad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 16, 2012, 11:26:08 pm
get oppai mousepad of the apple logo.

insert the oppai part of an oppai mousepad.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 17, 2012, 10:18:29 am
Receive plush XP-tan

Insert Donkey Kong on a go-kart
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2012, 12:52:50 pm
get pile of banana skins.

insert the DK Isles.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 17, 2012, 01:07:21 pm
Receive N. Sanity Island

Insert Goomba Village from Paper Mario
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2012, 03:12:30 pm
get the goomba family, the sole residents of goomba village. xD

insert kammy koopa. >>;
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 17, 2012, 07:43:13 pm
Receive a Wizzrobe (http://zeldawiki.org/Wizzrobe)

Insert Metal Mario
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 17, 2012, 09:06:47 pm
insert block of lead with mario's cap.

insert commercials which are too short.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 18, 2012, 11:26:20 am
Receive commercials that are way too long

Insert Wikipedia
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 18, 2012, 01:17:05 pm
Get slip of paper. "This machine is on strike to protest against SOPA-PIPA. Try again tomorrow." The machine locks up.



Insert blackout...
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 18, 2012, 01:20:26 pm
Receive a copy of the Scorpions album, Blackout

Insert Waluigi
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 18, 2012, 06:44:39 pm
get Warioware.

insert things which look like other things.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 18, 2012, 08:50:51 pm
Receive Gummi Lighthouses (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4e389f4e-e54d-416d-9ff7-1ae4bdcf4268.jpg)

Insert pizza
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 18, 2012, 10:23:25 pm
get cheese.

insert a chill in the air.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 18, 2012, 10:29:40 pm
Receive electric space heater

Insert a spork
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 18, 2012, 10:45:01 pm
get a picture of two pieces of silverware engaged in "activities".

insert thick cut of yaoi. -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 18, 2012, 11:51:14 pm
Receive yuri
Me gusta

Insert Spock
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 18, 2012, 11:59:11 pm
get spock hand sign.

insert the hand jive.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 19, 2012, 10:13:13 am
Receive boom-chigga-wow-wow

Insert cliches
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2012, 02:33:32 pm
get puns.

insert clowns.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 19, 2012, 07:21:00 pm
Receive clown fish

Insert fishsticks & custard
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2012, 10:16:53 pm
get 1/6 doll doctor figurine.

insert land mines.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 19, 2012, 11:24:54 pm
Receive the Nitro crates from Crash Bandicoot 2

Insert banana pudding :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 19, 2012, 11:37:28 pm
get chocolate pudding. >w>

insert blue m&ms.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 19, 2012, 11:43:41 pm
Receive red M&Ms

Insert a bag of Skittles
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2012, 03:27:42 pm
get the gratitude i gave my friend for getting me those the other day.

insert chunk of frozen river.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 20, 2012, 08:29:23 pm
Receive ice cubes

Insert Bulbasaur
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 20, 2012, 11:04:28 pm
get quincey.

insert RAAAAAAGE.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 12:51:50 am
Receive Close Enough
*dramatic stick figure*

Insert the Me Gusta face
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 01:02:21 am
get makeup'd me gusta face.

insert swedish troll. (http://runeberg.org/bredberg/04.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 01:26:28 am
Receive Nejin in a Swedish troll costume

Insert pillow
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 01:29:26 am
get comfy.

insert feathers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 10:01:48 am
Receive a bird

Insert fried egg
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 01:02:00 pm
get raw egg.

insert electrical shocks.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 01:07:05 pm
Receive grounding straps

Insert iTunes
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 01:16:12 pm
get lack of itunes.

insert dotted outline of what was my toolbox.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 01:57:52 pm
Receive my toolbox

Insert rocket launcher
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 02:04:14 pm
get James Bond figurine.

insert moonraker lazer.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 02:10:30 pm
Receive Dr. Evil's frigging laser beams

Insert a 1/32 scale model of a zeppelin
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 02:16:44 pm
get the first LP of led zeppelin.

insert the cast of characters of kiki's delivery service.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 02:58:29 pm
Receive the cast of characters from Howl's Moving Castle

Insert plush TARDIS
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 21, 2012, 05:38:23 pm
get inflatable dalek.

insert shopping cart.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 21, 2012, 05:58:54 pm
Receive Mario Kart

Insert coffee mug
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2012, 04:55:09 pm
get [censored].

insert item here.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 24, 2012, 06:54:10 pm
Receive item here

Insert bra >_>
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 24, 2012, 09:25:06 pm
get fake tits.

insert "special" chocolate valentine's gift (*wink wink nudge nudge*)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2012, 09:23:14 am
Receive chibi plush of Choco :3

Insert PlayStation 2
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2012, 11:46:48 am
get every sports game ever made for the PS2.

insert blue's clues.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2012, 12:47:06 pm
Receive the Red Green Show
Damn you, Stew; for introducing me to it! Now I'm looking up random clips from it too

Insert duct tape
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2012, 04:04:16 pm
get redneck/nerd fix for everything.

insert synthetic cat.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 25, 2012, 05:19:19 pm
Receive this (http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/3/30/Hasbrotour-fleshlesskitty.jpg).

Insert lamp oil, rope and bombs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 25, 2012, 06:56:42 pm
receive a cocktail named "The Molotov."

insert rulebook.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 25, 2012, 07:27:30 pm
Receive the enclosed instruction book

Insert catnip
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 12:07:54 pm
get a pack of very high stray cats.

insert blanket woven from shedded cat fur.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2012, 12:22:02 pm
Receive an afghan with cat fur on it

Insert raviolis
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 12:22:39 pm
get figurine of chef boyardee.

insert canned applesauce.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2012, 12:41:49 pm
Receive apple pie

Insert first-generation iPod Classic
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 01:03:46 pm
get 500 pairs of ipod earbud headphones.

insert $200 shoes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2012, 07:24:47 pm
Receive 200 pairs of $1 flip-flops

Insert chocolate orange
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 09:03:08 pm
get orange rain.

insert the x files.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2012, 09:13:49 pm
Receive Torchwood

Insert Scrooge McDuck
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 09:29:52 pm
ge---DUCKTAILS, WHOOOO-OOOO

insert songs that get stuck in one's head. ><;;
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 27, 2012, 10:19:44 pm
Receive the Cyberchase theme song
Damn that song. It's been years since I watched that show, and it still pops up in my head

Insert TARDIS coffee mug
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 27, 2012, 10:22:20 pm
(YOU WATCHED CYBERCHASE TOO????)

get unclaimed insurance payment.

insert sappy commercials.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 01:11:22 am
Receive funny commercials

Insert PSP
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 02:30:58 am
get game in FF7 series exclusive to the PSP. (DAMN IT!!)

insert ipod touch.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 09:58:10 am
Receive 3rd generation iPod Nano

Insert newspaper
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 12:38:58 pm
get stack of free local papers.

insert virtual horsey.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 01:10:48 pm
Receive horse armor

Insert broadsword
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 03:25:18 pm
get plastic sword.

insert foam shield.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 03:41:40 pm
Receive wooden shield

Insert dog :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 04:42:01 pm
get cat.

insert nuisance.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 05:00:51 pm
Receive pager

Insert original PlayStation
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 10:52:00 pm
get 25th anniversary SNES.

insert cherenekov radiation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 28, 2012, 11:17:25 pm
Receive gamma radiation

Insert the first issue of The Incredible Hulk
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 28, 2012, 11:38:27 pm
get issue #0 of Spiderman.

insert every issue of Xmen 1980-90.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2012, 12:20:34 am
Receive every volume of the Detective Conan manga, from '94 to present

Insert fez
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on January 29, 2012, 12:55:26 am
Receive stetson. Stetsons are cool.

Insert Apollo program space suit.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 29, 2012, 06:03:09 am
Get a jug of mead and a moon viking.

Insert sheep.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2012, 08:11:52 pm
get Vocaloid Gumi, singing Sheep Sleep Sheep. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCLa_AD7khM)

insert translation request.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2012, 08:54:27 pm
Receive untranslated OS-tan doujinshi

Insert Wii
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2012, 10:18:37 pm
get wiimote-tan asking why you threw her at the tv.

insert bed of coals.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2012, 10:45:28 pm
Receive heating pad

Insert inflatable mattress
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2012, 10:52:09 pm
get waterbed filled with icepack gel.

insert uncracked joints.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2012, 11:03:08 pm
Receive cracked joints

Insert fake boobs
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2012, 11:05:10 pm
get boobsforqueens.

insert various blank dollfies.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 29, 2012, 11:34:58 pm
Receive OS-tan dollfies :3

Insert badass longcoat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 29, 2012, 11:53:45 pm
get tiny coat.

insert baby shoes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 30, 2012, 04:14:38 am
Get goat hide.


Insert Snow LeopardSABERTOOTH
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 30, 2012, 09:45:54 am
Receive the prototype of Mac OS X Deaf Leopard

Insert the band Def Leppard
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 30, 2012, 11:50:37 am
Get HD video on TAPES.

Insert VCR.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 30, 2012, 11:59:17 am
Receive cassettes

Insert 8-Track player
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 30, 2012, 02:37:47 pm
Get SUPER 8...on Betamax.


Insert Void Salts and an Amethyst. Pull the lever.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 30, 2012, 10:35:24 pm
get walker, texas ranger clips. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1011733/)

insert dirty laundry.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 30, 2012, 10:48:48 pm
Receive clean laundry

Insert coffee
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on January 31, 2012, 02:58:32 am
Get a very, very late atronach.


Insert latte.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on January 31, 2012, 11:58:47 am
get foam from said latte, on a stick.

insert various foods that are served on a stick.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on January 31, 2012, 12:16:30 pm
Receive a stick on a stick

Insert pasta
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2012, 03:20:21 am
get odd mix of pesto and tomato sauce. :\

insert machine that converts food back into the ingredients that made it.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 01, 2012, 04:08:13 am
Get half a horse and a monkey with a spinach dagger.


Insert 5 bars of snickers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 01, 2012, 10:26:01 am
Receive $5 in assorted coins

Insert apple pie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2012, 04:38:24 pm
get the entire apple family from MLP.

insert the WOPR.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 01, 2012, 07:32:16 pm
Receive Whirlwind
Assuming by WOPR, you mean the supercomputer from WarGames

Insert a bowl of stew
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 01, 2012, 08:09:23 pm
yes, i do :3

get Church Bellas.

insert the various outfits that  uses for her special attack. (http://www.rpgdreamer.com/ta/Nelsha.htmlNelsha Stylus[/url)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 02, 2012, 12:10:16 am
Get Derped Url Links and a confused hammer-carrying shota.



Insert a DVD labeled "PORN", containing 1024,7 megabytes of pictures of men in suits wearing sunglasses.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2012, 07:28:23 pm
get printouts of all those pictures.

insert broken dreams.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 02, 2012, 07:49:33 pm
Receive an MP3 of the Green Day song, Boulevard of Broken Dreams
I walk alone
*is walking with drummer and bassist*


Insert donut
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 02, 2012, 10:22:28 pm
get spare tire.

insert inner tube.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 02, 2012, 10:45:06 pm
Receive bicycle tire

Insert printer paper
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 12:27:45 pm
get free source of drawing. >w>

insert number two pencils.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 03, 2012, 01:08:34 pm
Receive limited edition number one pencils

Insert whales
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 01:12:44 pm
get CD of whale sex music.

insert memory loss.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 03, 2012, 06:25:28 pm
Receive generic RPG main character

Insert a bucket of chicken wings
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 07:04:43 pm
get screaming lemon candy.

insert sentient potato.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 03, 2012, 09:34:14 pm
Receive GLaDOS in potato form
*slow clap*

Insert California potato powers
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 03, 2012, 11:11:01 pm
get IDAHO GOLD.

insert in-game location.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2012, 12:40:25 am
Receive real-world location

Insert Funky Town
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2012, 01:12:03 pm
get funky fries. (http://blstb.msn.com/i/6C/6D69B5BD8E42A9BE2085D4DC340C0.jpg)

insert awkward moments.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2012, 01:42:51 pm
Receive lulz

Insert tomato soup
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2012, 09:20:50 pm
get tasty and warm. ^^

insert CUTE HEAVEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJM9i_r-RIQ)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2012, 09:40:48 pm
Receive Flonne

Insert Laharl
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2012, 09:43:33 pm
get squees.

insert health class.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2012, 11:31:19 pm
Receive medical school

Insert miniskirt
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2012, 11:43:11 pm
get slutty.

insert prostitutes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2012, 11:50:22 pm
Receive nuns

Insert obscure references
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 12:32:12 pm
get the book of hipsterism. (aka the hipster bible.)

insert mannequin foot.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2012, 05:19:41 pm
Receive mannequin arm

Insert Super Bowl
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 06:35:22 pm
get Puppy Bowl VIII.

insert uninstallable programs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2012, 09:10:54 pm
Receive the DELTREE command

Insert the System32 folder
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 09:54:09 pm
get crashed.

insert Vista.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2012, 10:28:32 pm
Receive Inu-T

Insert Nejin's labcoat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 05, 2012, 11:15:34 pm
get pile of other people's dirty labcoat laundry.

insert a very sore ass (aka a pained donkey).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 05, 2012, 11:26:23 pm
Receive sore boobies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby)

Insert scarf
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2012, 12:17:29 am
get multiple scarves.

insert love.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 06, 2012, 09:44:00 am
Receive warm fuzzy feelings

Insert lies about cake
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2012, 05:19:14 pm
get pie free of lies

insert various mushrooms.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 06, 2012, 07:56:19 pm
Receive the Super Mushroom from Mario

Insert green apple
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 06, 2012, 09:42:07 pm
get candy that makes you incredibly sick.

insert Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 06, 2012, 10:40:19 pm
Receive Jelly Belly

Insert toothpaste
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 07, 2012, 12:11:20 am
get freshness.

insert novelty alcohol.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 07, 2012, 09:09:42 am
Receive Monty Python's Holy Ale

Insert burnt bread
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2012, 11:39:01 am
get toasty. 8)

insert snack foods.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 08, 2012, 12:26:47 pm
Receive peanut butter crackers :3

Insert blank CD-R
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2012, 01:57:16 pm
get fresh pack of floppy disks.

insert interesting sticky note pads.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 08, 2012, 08:58:00 pm
Receive uninteresting sticky note pads

Insert toilet paper
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 08, 2012, 11:44:07 pm
get FIVE PLY.

insert mystical artifacts.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 09, 2012, 12:33:40 am
Receive Warehouse 13

Insert "arrow to the knee" jokes
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2012, 07:45:38 pm
get literal arrows to literal knees.

insert extra arms.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 09, 2012, 08:42:32 pm
Receive Man-Spider

Insert Spider-Pig
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 09, 2012, 10:33:33 pm
get iron man.

insert friendly tarantula. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 10, 2012, 07:41:33 pm
Receive friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Insert brainy specs
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2012, 11:57:41 am
get smarter.

insert fish food.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 11, 2012, 12:06:53 pm
Receive cat food

Insert Jak & Daxter
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2012, 08:02:23 pm
get a pile of precursor orbs.

insert the happiness lost between jak & daxter and Jak 2.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 11, 2012, 08:31:56 pm
Receive the PSP spin-off, Daxter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daxter_%28video_game%29)

Insert Ratchet & Clank
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2012, 08:57:59 pm
get internet capable.

insert things which shouldn't be internet ready but are.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 11, 2012, 09:46:30 pm
Receive a '66 Dodge truck with an iPhone mounted in the dash

Insert Moogle, kupo
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 11, 2012, 09:57:55 pm
get blood, sweat, and tears.

insert earth, wind, and fire.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 12, 2012, 10:08:52 am
Receive Captain Planet

Insert Cap'n Crunch
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2012, 05:17:36 pm
get breakfast.

insert second breakfast.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 12, 2012, 05:35:12 pm
Receive midnight snack

Insert tacos
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 12, 2012, 07:39:35 pm
get bells.

insert silver arches.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 12, 2012, 09:00:31 pm
Receive golden arches

Insert the king of hamburgers
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 13, 2012, 01:42:28 am
get Mayor McCheese.

insert Quailman.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 13, 2012, 10:01:44 am
Receive Ant-Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant-Man)

Insert Emerald Weapon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 13, 2012, 11:07:38 am
receive ruby weapon.

insert knights of the round.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 13, 2012, 11:19:19 am
Receive the Alexander summon

Insert a confused d20
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2012, 11:21:15 am
get boobs, cause dice love boobs.

insert ASCII.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 14, 2012, 11:38:35 am
Receive Mario:
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_______§§§§1111§§§111111$$$111111111111
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_____§§§§§11111§§§§§§11111111111111111111
____§§§§§1111111§§§§11111111§§§§11111111
____§§§§§§1111111111111§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
____§§§§§§§§11111111111111§§§§§§§§§§§§§
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Insert the official FF7 strategy guide
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 14, 2012, 02:47:26 pm
get the official pong strategy guide.


insert Dragon's Lair for the PS3.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 14, 2012, 07:19:53 pm
Receive Disgaea 4 for the Commodore 64

Insert Sephiroth's sword
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2012, 01:10:03 am
get masamune replica, available at the battle square.

insert rare items.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 15, 2012, 10:11:20 am
Receive the maid costume from Persona 3 FES

Insert beat-up copy of StarCraft
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2012, 05:38:26 pm
receive the starcraft. (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/starcraft.jpg)

insert vacation photos.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 15, 2012, 08:14:10 pm
Receive vacation videos

Insert the board game, Mouse Trap
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2012, 08:27:30 pm
get the english and french rulebooks for the game. (go, go canada!)

insert http://www.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 15, 2012, 09:07:06 pm
Receive google.com/

Insert inserts
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 15, 2012, 11:05:43 pm
get magazine clippings.

insert free samples.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 15, 2012, 11:57:44 pm
Receive travel-size toothpaste

Insert old sound card
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 16, 2012, 04:19:44 pm
get pile of unused internal components.

insert miso chicken.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 16, 2012, 08:03:50 pm
Receive fish

Insert Katamari
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 17, 2012, 06:45:58 pm
get stuck to the machine.

insert an endless arrest record.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 17, 2012, 07:53:40 pm
Receive an endless line for a rollercoaster

Insert hot dog
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2012, 02:23:21 pm
get endless line of Bratwurst.

insert Dark Carnival.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 19, 2012, 04:34:19 pm
Receive the Black Parade

Insert Magitek Armor (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Magitek_Armor)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2012, 07:17:08 pm
get mythrill armour.

insert homemade italian ice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 19, 2012, 07:35:30 pm
Receive snowcones :3

Insert bacon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 19, 2012, 09:47:05 pm
get happy dogs.

insert cat treats.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 19, 2012, 10:52:46 pm
Receive catnip

Insert Etna
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2012, 01:35:56 pm
get laharl in etna's clothes.

insert right answer.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 20, 2012, 07:32:05 pm
Receive wrong answer

Insert socks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2012, 08:54:21 pm
get tights.

insert spandex weave.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 20, 2012, 09:01:39 pm
Receive fishnet

Insert fishsticks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 20, 2012, 09:06:05 pm
get fried foods.

insert warm feeling.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 20, 2012, 11:23:24 pm
Receive feelings of being warm and fuzzy

Insert fuzzy blanket
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 21, 2012, 02:04:45 am
get cozy. -w-

insert driving animals.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 21, 2012, 10:02:52 am
Receive my cat in a go-kart

Insert rabbit's foot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 02:48:00 pm
get very angry, very large, very footless rabbit.

insert sick patient. :[
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 22, 2012, 08:43:12 pm
Receive hospital

Insert Chocobo egg
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 22, 2012, 11:08:47 pm
get chocolate egg.

insert fish.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 22, 2012, 11:26:30 pm
Receive canned tuna

Insert lasers
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 23, 2012, 01:03:08 am
get sharks (with lasers!!).

insert giant fast food containers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 23, 2012, 10:37:16 am
Receive tiny fast food containers

Insert tea
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 24, 2012, 02:09:24 am
get garbage tea.

insert puppy and kitten climbing into the same slipper.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 24, 2012, 10:15:30 am
Receive squee~

Insert Nokia phone
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on February 24, 2012, 11:43:53 am
Get Mange!
(http://hiny.blogg.se/images/2011/mange_166127847.jpg)


Insert 2 cans of Corrs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 24, 2012, 04:29:41 pm
get a tin of dried sardines.

insert Hákarl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on February 24, 2012, 08:47:22 pm
Receive haggis

Insert mint gum
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 29, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
get  dentyne with free box of cheerios.

insert vacuum girl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK7wZgklOSw)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2012, 12:19:31 am
Receive the Mega-Maid from Spaceballs

Insert Spaceballs the Flamethrower
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 10:20:24 am
get spaceballs the hologram......BEFORE PERSONAL HOLOGRAMS CAME OUT

insert holographic table.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2012, 11:01:17 am
Receive the Holodeck from Star Trek

Insert leftover pizza
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 11:04:44 am
get breakfast.

insert ginger ale.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2012, 11:13:22 am
Receive fancy cola
Through the night!

Insert cheezburger
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 11:22:55 am
get pile of hungry cats.

insert smoked ketchup.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2012, 11:44:26 am
Receive roasted garlic ketchup

Insert fish
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 01:53:55 pm
get sticks.

insert nuggets.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 01, 2012, 08:23:48 pm
Receive filets

Insert cinnamon roll
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 01, 2012, 08:26:34 pm
get taco bell cinnamon twists.

insert m. night shylaman eating said twists and saying, "what a twist!"
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 02, 2012, 08:53:04 pm
Receive plot twists

Insert an original IBM PC
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2012, 11:08:46 pm
get a cheap lenovo knockoff.

insert hated episodes of shows.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 02, 2012, 11:24:08 pm
Receive awesome episodes of shows

Insert mineral water
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2012, 01:14:21 am
get foofy lulu drinks.

insert BUSINESS boogie board.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2012, 09:43:45 am
Receive industrial strength velcro

Insert a DVD-R of the Sailor Moon live action series
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 03, 2012, 12:16:58 pm
get a bad sailor moon cosplay.

insert a good sailor moon cosplay.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 03, 2012, 02:00:23 pm
Receive a good OS-tan cosplay :3

Insert PS2
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 04, 2012, 01:02:05 pm
get custom-painted PS1.

insert 90's CDs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 04, 2012, 02:19:31 pm
Receive '70s records

Insert Nokia phone
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 04, 2012, 03:56:19 pm
get broken floor when you drop it.

insert the results of a disaster.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 04, 2012, 06:33:47 pm
Receive the recipe for my aunt's "seven can soup"

Insert the Humping Robot
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 11:15:07 am
get violated.

insert weeping angel mermaid.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 05, 2012, 11:36:20 am
Get more saltwater.


Insert kelp.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 05, 2012, 12:35:36 pm
Receive barnacle

Insert sleeping pills
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 12:58:16 pm
get the crescent moon.

insert seattle and people saying hello to it.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 05, 2012, 09:09:02 pm
Receive the hills of Columbia, and with them, coffee >:3

Insert the Tri-Star Pegasus (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/TriStar_Pictures.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 05, 2012, 10:32:49 pm
get triangle, Perfume's 4th studio album. (http://g.imagehost.org/0929/triangle.jpg)

insert short presidency.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 06, 2012, 11:30:37 am
Receive long presidency

Insert bagel
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 07, 2012, 12:03:47 pm
get cream cheese oozing out of the machine.

insert bullets. into the machine's face. (;^; )
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 07, 2012, 12:37:03 pm
Receive bulletproof helmet

Insert awesomeness
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 07, 2012, 02:11:44 pm
get fin (a combo of fail and win).

insert spring-loaded shoes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 07, 2012, 06:46:35 pm
Receive the super-jump shoes from Ancient Empires

Insert cinnamon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 08, 2012, 06:03:41 pm
get spice.

insert Kagamine Len.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 08, 2012, 07:33:40 pm
Receive Kagami Hiiragi

Insert Konata Izumi -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 08, 2012, 08:39:21 pm
get 2kUSA-tan.

insert Perfume. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume_(Japanese_band))
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 08, 2012, 10:59:16 pm
Receive Loudness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_%28band%29)

Insert polar opposites
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 03:37:10 pm
get bill nye explaining how magnets work. (NO, they do not have little pieces of gravity.)

insert numbness.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 09, 2012, 06:36:11 pm
Receive comfortable

Insert socks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 10:14:10 pm
get bad socks.

insert dirty laundry.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 09, 2012, 10:33:08 pm
Receive a washing machine

Insert chibi drawing of me with a laptop :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 11:25:46 pm
get comics staring all of osc.

insert air guitar.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 09, 2012, 11:48:09 pm
Receive air drums

Insert the Phil Collins song, In The Air Tonight
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 09, 2012, 11:55:17 pm
get creeped out.

insert THE OTHER CASTLE.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 10, 2012, 12:11:13 am
Receive the castle you found Toad in, saying "Our princess is in another castle"

Insert more RAM
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 10, 2012, 05:04:47 am
get empty food bowls.

insert a sailor's mouth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 10, 2012, 11:20:49 am
Receive a sailor scout

Insert naughty thoughts >:3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 10, 2012, 11:47:36 am
get IS YOUR BODY READY?

insert forgetfulness.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 10, 2012, 01:03:18 pm
Receive photographic memory

Insert 35mm film
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 11, 2012, 11:52:34 pm
get state secrets.

insert the government.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 12, 2012, 01:14:08 am
Receive conspiracies

Insert a head stuck in the gutter
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2012, 11:38:16 am
get BRAINS.

insert explorer cat. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 12, 2012, 11:50:26 am
Receive kitty wearing a fedora, ala Indiana Jones

Insert kitty wearing a fez (Fezzes are cool :3)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2012, 08:48:14 pm
get dr. who cats. :3

insert http://www
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 12, 2012, 10:09:40 pm
Receive ICanHasCheezburger.com

Insert Memebase
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 12, 2012, 11:05:59 pm
get failblog.

insert 4chan.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 13, 2012, 12:46:56 am
Receive 2ch

Insert a fox
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 13, 2012, 02:19:26 am
get swindled by nature's bandit.

insert bandits.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 13, 2012, 10:23:21 am
Receive Bandit Keith...in America!

Insert tea
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 13, 2012, 01:48:29 pm
get DELIGHTFUL.

insert tresni.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 13, 2012, 07:32:23 pm
Receive a giant question mark

Insert confusion
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 13, 2012, 08:10:56 pm
get MIRRORS.

insert palindromes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 13, 2012, 09:26:44 pm
Receive a Girafarig
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/23/Spr_2g_203.png)

Insert shiny Dunsparce
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/90/Spr_2g_206_s.png)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 13, 2012, 10:00:18 pm
get WTF IS THIS THING

insert this thing.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 13, 2012, 10:29:45 pm
Receive that thing

Insert pocky
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2012, 01:41:30 am
recieve hello panda. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Panda)

insert yan yan. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Yan_(snack))
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 14, 2012, 10:07:41 am
Receive Dunkaroos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkaroos)

Insert disbelief
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2012, 11:57:51 am
get stunning revelations.

insert pressed suit.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 14, 2012, 01:04:30 pm
Receive wrinkled suit

Insert something fuzzy
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2012, 05:27:34 pm
get unknown animal.

insert huge discovery.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 14, 2012, 07:37:39 pm
Receive little discovery

Insert fishsticks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 14, 2012, 11:56:49 pm
get fish trees.

insert spice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 15, 2012, 12:16:27 am
Receive Wolf

Insert all 9001+ episodes of InuYasha
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 15, 2012, 12:18:15 am
get rumiko takahashi's notes.

insert sm art signed by naoko takeuchi.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 15, 2012, 01:17:14 am
Receive Super Mario 64 soundtrack CD, autographed by Koji Kondo

Insert load times
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2012, 02:06:26 am
get overclocked bender.

("KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS AT LIGHT SPEED!!")

insert floating, glowing eyes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 16, 2012, 10:06:09 am
Receive the rats from the Crash Bandicoot level, "Lights Out"

Insert Eggie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2012, 12:40:38 pm
get chedr omelette.

insert SCRAAH!
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 16, 2012, 01:08:14 pm
Receive hit to key

Insert a pillory
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 16, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
get a pillow. to the face.

insert shaving cream in a pie tin.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 16, 2012, 08:36:44 pm
Receive pie filling in a shaving cream can

Insert apple pie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2012, 02:13:37 am
get ME.

insert 50's housewife clothes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 17, 2012, 10:26:40 am
Receive maid costume

Insert me
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 17, 2012, 02:20:19 pm
get portal to texas.

insert the lost indiana jones movie: Indiana Jones: Escape from Texas
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 17, 2012, 02:43:08 pm
Receive a single of the Led Zeppelin song, "Going to California"

Insert half-price bento
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 21, 2012, 06:51:13 pm
get empty bento box.

insert quality food.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 21, 2012, 08:39:50 pm
Receive cheap food

Insert Cherry Coke
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 22, 2012, 12:55:09 am
get cherries in cocaine.

insert ORIGINAL coca-cola. circa 1800's.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 22, 2012, 07:35:30 am
Get mold. Lots and lots of mold. Mold on a sugar/caffeine/COCAINE high.


Insert Daring Do AND Indiana Jones, together.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 22, 2012, 10:05:02 am
Receive Spelunky (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Spelunky?from=Main.Spelunky)

Insert nyan~
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2012, 04:07:33 am
get ca---NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN insert NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 23, 2012, 10:30:09 am
Receive a pop tart

Insert headphones
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 23, 2012, 11:44:40 pm
get the volume up too high.

insert a misleading statement.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 24, 2012, 01:08:51 am
Receive confusion

Insert pretzels
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 24, 2012, 02:37:11 am
get chocolate coating.

insert roasted newt.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 24, 2012, 09:38:39 am
Receive a barbequed iguana

Insert a Mexican radio
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 04:31:26 am
get loud, unwanted salsa music.

insert surrealism.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 25, 2012, 10:04:45 am
Receive my dreams

Insert leftover pizza
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 25, 2012, 11:29:34 pm
get dried grease.

insert peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 26, 2012, 12:14:40 am
Receive bread stuck to the roof of your mouth

Insert chibi 2k-tan plushie
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 26, 2012, 11:15:46 pm
get Aiko dressed as 2k.

insert microwave pie.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 26, 2012, 11:48:31 pm
Receive homemade pie

Insert a peach
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 27, 2012, 01:53:07 am
get momotaro.

insert book of japanese legends.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 27, 2012, 07:33:56 am
Receive legendary wreathed bento

Insert Nej's badass longcoat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on March 27, 2012, 02:27:59 pm
-OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T *comes crashing out of the machine before you put it in*


Insert a power drill, marshmallow flavor.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 28, 2012, 02:31:58 am
get vodka, whipped cream flavour.

insert russia-kun.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 28, 2012, 09:59:06 am
Receive a how-to guide on dancing a Russian jig

Insert a year of awesomeness -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 29, 2012, 01:47:55 am
get the season of fail, which has been going for years now. -w- (it all started several summers ago when poor colleen tripped and fell when her foot fell asleep.....twice in one week.)

insert shoehorn.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 29, 2012, 09:43:27 am
Receive foghorn

Insert Foghat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on March 30, 2012, 01:54:39 pm
get blackhat.

insert hacker.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on March 30, 2012, 06:42:26 pm
Receive chat room yacker

Insert an MP3 of Weird Al's "It's All About The Pentiums"
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 11, 2012, 09:28:04 pm
recieve worn LP of Weird Al's Greatest Hits.

insert dirty laundry and a quarter.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 11, 2012, 10:24:44 pm
Receive clean laundry and a penny

Insert Alvin & the Chipmunks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2012, 05:49:32 pm
get chipmunks roasted on an open fire, hot sauce dripping from their toes.

insert christmas parodies.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 13, 2012, 06:57:12 pm
Receive The Night Santa Went Crazy

Insert birthday cake
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 13, 2012, 07:49:03 pm
get sprinkles.

insert rapid dave, speedy gonzalez's american cousin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY0VTXLPHNo)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 13, 2012, 10:25:02 pm
Receive Roadrunner (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Roadrunner.gif) driving a Roadrunner (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Plymouth_Roadrunner_440_%28A%26W_St._Leonard%29.jpg/640px-Plymouth_Roadrunner_440_%28A%26W_St._Leonard%29.jpg)

Insert a DVD of Inception
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 14, 2012, 12:52:01 pm
get chuck norris's fist coming out of the machine.

insert tentacles.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 14, 2012, 07:56:23 pm
Receive an "I've read enough hentai to know where this is going" joke

Insert taco
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2012, 12:10:10 am
get choco!

insert random corpses.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 15, 2012, 12:38:40 am
Receive Left 4 Dead

Insert tired
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2012, 02:23:18 pm
get yawns that sound like jet engines.

insert sleepy kittens. -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 15, 2012, 03:07:14 pm
Receive cats running up walls like furry ninjas

Insert lemons
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 15, 2012, 03:50:08 pm
the machine catches on fire.

*sprays the machine with a fire extinguisher*
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 15, 2012, 05:34:55 pm
Receive Colonel Roy Mustang's glove

Insert Alphonse Elric's suit of armor
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 01:40:07 am
a pile of kittens comes crawling out, carrying the sentient armour head of Alphonse on their backs.

past them, an Arbok slithers in, carrying its pokeball in the tip of its tail.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 16, 2012, 06:56:09 am
Receive Team Rocket

I carefully insert an alien ant farm into the machine
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 09:46:21 am
a "HOO-HOOOO" is heard from the inner bowels of the machine. suddenly, michael jackson bursts out of the vend slot, in full smooth criminal gear.

he takes off his shoe and puts it back in the machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 16, 2012, 09:58:05 am
The Monty Python foot comes back out and crushes MJ with the sound of a raspberry

I throw my mom's dead printer into the machine
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2012, 11:50:52 am
the machine buckles slightly and barfs up ink a la noh face in spirited away.

*tosses some pepto bismol into the machine*
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 16, 2012, 12:42:39 pm
Receive the Alka-Seltzer mascot, for some reason

Insert fresh orange
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2012, 01:29:52 am
get orange juice as Asher Lev's family makes it, with the juice of one orange, half a glass of cold water, and a spoonful of sugar. (it actually sounds pretty good.)

insert the Cheers bar.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 21, 2012, 11:23:53 am
Receive 7th Heaven (Tifa's bar from FF7)

Insert 7th Heaven (Shitty TV family drama that took forever to die)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 21, 2012, 06:41:34 pm
get the entire primetime lineup from 1995.

insert the entire year 1906.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 21, 2012, 07:02:57 pm
Receive the 1880s

Insert chibi plush Hitler xD
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 11:37:37 am
get Stalin's mustache.

insert Tang.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 22, 2012, 01:47:24 pm
Receive orange juice

Insert apple cider
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 09:59:01 pm
get hard cider.

insert an illustration of the process of grapes turning to wine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 22, 2012, 11:03:30 pm
Receive an illustration of sporting events

Insert Dalek
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 22, 2012, 11:54:39 pm
get EXTERMINATE'd.

*grabs vending machine*shoves in TARDIS*
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 23, 2012, 12:14:56 pm
*machine spits out TARDIS USB hub*

Insert a coffee cup of hot chocolate
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2012, 04:07:42 pm
get the ingredients to make that cup of hot chocolate.

insert broken mug.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 23, 2012, 06:22:34 pm
Receive mug superglued together :3

Insert silver monkey
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 23, 2012, 10:25:11 pm
get the hidden temple set from nick.

insert 90's cartoons.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 23, 2012, 10:58:24 pm
Receive '80s cartoons

Insert He-Man
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 25, 2012, 11:17:20 pm
get THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

insert regret in many forms.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 26, 2012, 09:03:52 am
Receive helpful advice

Insert tea
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Alex S on April 26, 2012, 06:38:40 pm
Receive a cup of something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

Insert Nutella.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 26, 2012, 08:14:41 pm
Receive peanut butter

Insert chicken nuggets
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2012, 02:08:29 pm
get the banquet chicken nuggets and fries box.

insert book about the rodney king riots.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 27, 2012, 04:14:05 pm
Receive a picture of the riots on the MapleStory servers when a server rollback was announced

Insert MP3 of the song, "Time Warp"
(It's just a jump to the left and a step to the right)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 27, 2012, 05:37:22 pm
get the outfit dr. frankenfurter wore in his opening scene.

insert 70's art films.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 27, 2012, 09:05:44 pm
Receive vintage copy of Fantasia

Insert The Big O
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 11:09:50 am
get Big Duo. and Big Fau. and Big Venus. and Dorothy I.

insert brocade~~
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 28, 2012, 01:15:57 pm
Receive an arcade full of bros failing epically at Ridge Racer

Insert Samurai Pizza Cats
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 06:22:31 pm
get cat hair on your pizza.

insert old contact lens.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 28, 2012, 08:35:44 pm
Receive old glasses

Insert Jelly Jiggler
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 28, 2012, 08:37:02 pm
get Don Patch.

insert FN FiveseveN.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on April 29, 2012, 09:01:08 am
Receive Seven of Nine

Insert monaters
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 30, 2012, 10:14:29 pm
get potaters.

insert dancing baby humans. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikFGCQJbHoM)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 01, 2012, 12:20:19 pm
Receive FLYING IN THE SKY Japanese words SHINING FINGER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZwXJzZlAY)

Insert Chedr
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2012, 01:15:09 pm
get green eggies and steak.

insert red fish and blue fish.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 02, 2012, 08:01:14 pm
Receive 1 fish and 2 fish

Insert fishsticks
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 02, 2012, 08:13:57 pm
get a frozen dinner.

insert 13-inch tv (IN GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 02, 2012, 08:58:49 pm
Receive Frank's 2000-inch TV. Enjoy watching the Simpsons from several blocks away </weird_al>

Insert peacock
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 04, 2012, 11:46:33 am
(that's about 166 ft, btw)

get clown fish.

insert live coral.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 04, 2012, 01:06:53 pm
Receive zombie coral

Insert laundry
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2012, 02:27:59 pm
get cleaned laundry.

insert burnt hand.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 05, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Receive frostbitten hand

Insert the Walrus
goo-goo g'joob
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 05, 2012, 11:17:29 pm
get the eggman. [/paperboy]

insert teacups.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 01:22:49 am
Receive teapot

Insert Wild Duck-Burger
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 11:56:54 am
get ramp burger.

insert green eggs and ham.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 02:00:16 pm
Receive green spaghetti

Insert a children's card game
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 05:25:34 pm
get my OS-tan playing cards.

insert needy cat.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 07:36:51 pm
Receive cat that fends for itself and ignores you

Insert apple
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 07:43:59 pm
get droid fixing the apple.

insert grapes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 08:36:31 pm
Receive strawberries

Insert laser pointer
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 08:42:05 pm
get blinded.

insert bad spanish.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 09:26:08 pm
Receive so-bad-it's-good Engrish

Insert onigiri jelly donut
</4kids>
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 09:28:49 pm
get ........lol.

insert cheap yet nice dishware. -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 06, 2012, 11:30:38 pm
Receive cheap sunglasses

Insert keytar
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 06, 2012, 11:38:01 pm
Get The Union Jackoffs.

insert The Paul Reveres.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2012, 09:47:05 am
Receive The Cult

Insert OS/2
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 07, 2012, 11:02:05 am
get OS/1.

insert blisters.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 07, 2012, 08:51:41 pm
Receive really bad acne >_<;;

Insert tiny Superman figurine
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 03:43:54 am
get superman robot chicken segment.

insert more games. ^^
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 10:42:58 am
Receive more cowbell ^_^

Insert the common cold
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 12:11:34 pm
get the bubonic plague.

insert gas.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 01:32:38 pm
Receive solar power

Insert awesome Lugia figurine >w<
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 01:56:56 pm
get episode of pokemon that caused seizures.

insert dangerous children's toys that were harmless 10 years ago.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 04:09:07 pm
Receive lawn darts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts)

Insert a monster.......trainer
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 05:50:18 pm
get sex.....changes

insert a dollhouse.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 06:35:32 pm
Receive a castle

Insert cheese
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 06:46:56 pm
get Chedr.

insert Jmlite'swla.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 08, 2012, 07:41:23 pm
Receive Croc

Insert scraah!
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 08, 2012, 08:16:04 pm
but not decided!

Hemp ah!
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 09:22:57 am
Receive catnip

Insert Mechagodzilla
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 01:04:31 pm
get MetalGreymon.

insert books. <3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 06:25:08 pm
Receive manga :3

Insert a floppy disk containing 500GB of data -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 10:52:28 pm
get an external drive with 50kb of storage capacity.

insert an alarm system.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 09, 2012, 11:31:24 pm
Receive a padlock

Insert keychain
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 09, 2012, 11:40:02 pm
get lost keychain. ;^;

insert large growth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 10, 2012, 10:09:59 am
Receive small growth

Insert plushie that looks like my cat :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 11:34:43 am
get clone of your now dead cat. :3

insert old slippers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 11, 2012, 02:03:13 pm
Receive new panties

Insert toast
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 02:35:28 pm
get ghost.

insert butter. :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 11, 2012, 04:47:14 pm
Receive I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Insert Oxy-Moron Laundry Detergent. It has the power of an ox! *jingle*
</sheep_in_the_big_city>
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 11, 2012, 10:25:45 pm
get Major Minor. -w-

insert corn chips.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 09:57:28 am
Receive chili cheese flavored Fritos :3

Insert nachos
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 11:52:30 am
get too-spicy queso.

insert johnny quest.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 01:44:53 pm
Receive the Venture Bros.

Insert Scooby-Doo
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 12, 2012, 05:54:49 pm
get scooby snacks. (what DO they taste like?)

insert the magic school bus.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 12, 2012, 08:02:04 pm
Receive the Who's Magic Bus

Insert Windows XP
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 03:43:27 pm
get Barbie Linux.

insert toenail clippings.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 13, 2012, 05:46:07 pm
Receive a jar of them

Insert Master Shake
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 06:39:56 pm
get master hand shaking his fist.

insert mr. wilson (dennis the menace).
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 13, 2012, 08:09:57 pm
Receive Prof. Oak

Insert 10-hour loop of Nyan Cat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 13, 2012, 11:07:08 pm
get 10 hours of fukkireta.

insert past due notices.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 14, 2012, 09:34:16 am
Receive disconnection notices

Insert the schoolgirl uniform I wish I had
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 14, 2012, 09:51:23 pm
get one of mine that doesn't fit right.

insert the paypal payment i can't make yet.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 10:44:06 am
Receive the payment you can make

Insert crappy food
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 12:55:49 pm
get filet mignon.

insert Meg Griffin.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 04:27:45 pm
Receive Flonne

Insert the Spoony One
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 06:05:06 pm
get BARDS.

insert 8" floppy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 15, 2012, 09:08:02 pm
Receive cassette tape containing software for a Commodore 64

Insert 30-minute load time to run said software
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 15, 2012, 09:31:37 pm
get 80's cartoons to pass the time.

insert a baseball.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 16, 2012, 12:28:39 pm
Receive golf ball

Insert '80s montage
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 02:20:14 pm
get cheezy music.

insert soft pretzel.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 16, 2012, 04:29:11 pm
Receive pretzel rods

Insert Spider-Man
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 16, 2012, 09:58:29 pm
get adam west as Batman.

insert cat drool.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2012, 10:07:49 am
Receive cat fur

Insert spaghetti
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 17, 2012, 01:58:32 pm
Get FSM Pyonta.
INSERT CAPSLOCK KEY
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2012, 02:47:29 pm
receive broken shift key

insert dot matrix printer
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 17, 2012, 03:26:50 pm
Get back an ENIAC
Insert a failed test
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 17, 2012, 06:41:43 pm
Receive failed failure

Insert ravioli
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
get the ghost of Chef Boyardee.

insert the correct pronunciation of Chef Boyardee.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 18, 2012, 04:08:50 pm
Receive the incorrect pronunciation of Pokémon Polka-mon


Insert cheap imported games
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 07:12:55 pm
get bootleg anime dvds.

insert angry cats.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 18, 2012, 07:54:16 pm
Receive the Angry Beavers

Insert 56K modem
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 18, 2012, 11:13:15 pm
Get broadband.
Insert an ok-ish graphics card, GeForce 6800 XT
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 18, 2012, 11:26:58 pm
get a burnt out card i pulled out of a junked school PC from 1996.

insert spilled ink.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2012, 12:37:36 am
Receive spilled milk

Insert crying over said spilled milk
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2012, 02:24:41 am
get bottled children's tears.

insert star wishes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 19, 2012, 01:37:36 pm
Get black hole death.
Insert Minecraft.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2012, 02:16:10 pm
get high-def 8-bit graphics.

insert decorative swords.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 19, 2012, 02:20:55 pm
Get stabbed.
Insert tablet stylus.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 19, 2012, 02:24:09 pm
get chinese knockoff.

insert bugspray.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 19, 2012, 02:34:43 pm
Get a face full of wasps.
Insert poop.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 19, 2012, 05:22:32 pm
Receive Twilight. Same thing, right?

Insert camera
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 20, 2012, 09:56:34 am
the machine proceeds to spit out a giant polaroid the width of the drop slot. enjoy waving your flag-like photo to get it to develop.

insert donkey kong's golden bananas.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 20, 2012, 01:55:38 pm
Receive a golden Grunty

Insert mouse
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 10:33:27 pm
get live mouse.

insert doll furniture.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 21, 2012, 10:57:04 pm
Receive doll clothes

Insert fancy dress
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 21, 2012, 11:08:36 pm
get the dress shaga wore in episode 4.

insert burning garbage.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 09:37:19 am
Receive burning cell phone

Insert fans
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 03:28:29 pm
get girls.

insert lightspeed posts.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 03:52:07 pm
Receive Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue

Insert the Schwartz
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 04:19:58 pm
get a spaceball helmet.

insert itchy from itchy and scratchy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 22, 2012, 04:34:46 pm
Receive Ichigo

Insert Naruto
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 22, 2012, 10:01:30 pm
get me cuddling my naruto plushie. <333

insert FIRE.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 12:50:07 am
Receive HEART!

Insert Captain Planet
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 12:51:26 am
get AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!!

insert the robot chicken.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 10:19:50 am
Receive the mad scientist

Insert the angry scientist from Sheep in the Big City
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 23, 2012, 01:09:30 pm
get Major Minor (again).

insert excess fluid.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 03:22:32 pm
Receive an empty cup

Insert a magic gun
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 23, 2012, 07:01:44 pm
get a magic bullet hole
insert a cat
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 23, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
Receive Nyan Cat

Insert Windows XP
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 24, 2012, 12:01:15 am
Get windows 7
Insert a fire hydrant
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 12:29:22 am
get sprayed. HARD.

insert the blood from countless scratched bug bites.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 10:17:29 am
Receive a bottle of my blood. Can you give that back? It's kind of important

Insert grapefruit
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 06:34:35 pm
get a picture of my grandma smiling. :3 (grapefruit slices is one of her favourite snacks recently.)

insert polished stones. ^^
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 07:45:52 pm
Receive the Moonstone from Pokémon

Insert the Philosopher's Stone
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 24, 2012, 08:51:48 pm
Receive +18 Health regen per 5 seconds, +8 Mana regen per 5 seconds, and +5 gold per 10 seconds. (http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Philosopher%27s_Stone)


Insert Shurelia's Reverie.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 09:46:39 pm
recieve Kindlegem.

insert Wikia.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 11:06:35 pm
Receive Uncyclopedia

Insert fans
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 24, 2012, 11:23:40 pm
get chilly.

insert stomach pains.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 24, 2012, 11:50:29 pm
Receive Pepto-Bismol

Insert ringing ears
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2012, 01:55:09 am
Get flashbang.


Insert M4A4 Carbine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 25, 2012, 07:29:37 am
Get Chernobyl
Insert Okuu
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: NejinOniwa on May 25, 2012, 09:34:57 am
Get Touhounobyl. (nicejobbreakingithero.jpg)


Insert wincest.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 11:44:30 am
get the twins that started it all.

insert Dollfies.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 25, 2012, 06:04:01 pm
Receive cheaply-made craft dolls

Insert iPod
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 25, 2012, 11:16:02 pm
get Zune.

insert knockoff cereal that's actually better than the brand name.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 12:04:43 am
Receive noms :3

Insert sleepy
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 11:39:44 am
get tea.

insert sore throats.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 05:15:42 pm
Receive cough drops

Insert DeliciousCinnamon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on May 26, 2012, 05:31:46 pm
recieve cinnamon challenge
Insert brains
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 08:36:01 pm
get intelligent zombies.

insert sarcasm.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 08:47:13 pm
Receive obvious statements

Insert irony
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 26, 2012, 09:40:16 pm
get clariS.

insert the ghost of babe ruth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 26, 2012, 10:35:35 pm
Receive the ghost of a Spinal Tap drummer

Insert chibi figurine of Miku
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 09:34:53 am
get a pile of Nendoroid parts. PARTS.

insert misaligned teeth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 11:20:35 am
Receive braces

Insert cookie dough
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 07:51:13 pm
get toll house.

insert the pillsbury dough boy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 08:35:09 pm
Receive the Hamburger Helper glove

Insert the Trix rabbit
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 27, 2012, 08:51:17 pm
get Lucky, from Lucky Charms.

insert a ringing telephone.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 27, 2012, 10:52:54 pm
Receive a phone nyan-ing

Insert ThinkPad
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 09:23:45 am
get an IBM-tan.

insert carbonation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 09:47:11 am
Receive flat cola

Insert Casshern
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 10:23:32 am
get mechanical BRAIIINSSS

insert lack of funds.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 11:05:58 am
Receive winning lotto ticket

Insert pics of me in a schoolgirl uniform :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 06:50:40 pm
recieve SexyNekoBoi pictures.

insert Pikachu. -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 07:34:31 pm
Receive Wobbufett

Insert bunk bed
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 28, 2012, 09:15:17 pm
get the Doctor's take on bunk beds.

insert bread filled with broken beads.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 28, 2012, 11:39:35 pm
Receive a sandwich made with peanut butter, jelly, a banana, and powdered sugar

Insert gum
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 12:03:34 am
get fresh.

insert a literal smart mouth.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 31, 2012, 12:51:54 am
Receive a smart ass (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74270)

Insert water balloons
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 01:41:46 pm
get soaked.

insert moon shoes. -w-
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on May 31, 2012, 08:46:03 pm
Receive roller skates
(I always wanted Moon Shoes >w<)

Insert Nesquik
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on May 31, 2012, 11:15:22 pm
get 4 bottles, 1 filled with chocolate milk, 1 with strawberry, 1 with vanilla, and 1 with coffee milk. :3

insert a flamethrower.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 09:06:35 am
Receive the Flamethrower Burger from DQ
(Which was a major letdown the time I had it >_>; )

Insert the Burger King
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 01, 2012, 11:20:18 am
get the (http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/burger-king-homer.jpg) burger (http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/files/original/burger%20king.jpg) king. (http://blog.thebelfordgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/burger-king-king.jpg)

insert feelings.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 01:51:19 pm
Receive part of the chorus of the Psychostick song, Orgasm = Love
"I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings about these feelings that we feel" xD

Insert awesomely cheesy lyrics
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 01, 2012, 02:00:03 pm
get awesomely cheezy nachos.

insert Nokia brand Bricks.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 01, 2012, 04:46:08 pm
Receive ACME bricks

Insert OS9
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 02, 2012, 12:47:00 pm
Get Kyourou-kun.

insert electric clouds.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 02, 2012, 04:35:13 pm
Receive electric sheep

Insert $1
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 08:52:25 pm
recieve 4 quarters.

insert pack of ball park hot dogs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 03, 2012, 09:17:45 pm
Receive the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

Insert the Ambiguously Gay Duo's "Wienermobile" >_>;
</snl>
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 03, 2012, 10:17:14 pm
get HAAAADO GAAY. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S79hqEtCgRw/Th-cVLyAYOI/AAAAAAAAAKA/natWrZYVyIk/s1600/HardGayAlbum.jpg)

insert The Village People.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 03, 2012, 10:34:14 pm
Receive the YMCA

Insert blue Koopa shell
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 05:00:24 pm
get spiked.

insert breast implants.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2012, 05:44:20 pm
Receive XP-tan with 4GB RAM -w-

Insert pocketwatch
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 10:05:49 pm
get my pocketwatch, which is still broken. ;^;

insert kinky hiking gear.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 04, 2012, 10:07:20 pm
Get a sex toy made out of a stalactite.
Insert cat.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 10:08:18 pm
get shedded on.

insert perpetually falling corpse.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 04, 2012, 10:42:17 pm
Receive flying zombies

Insert zombie robots wanting to eat Casshern
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 04, 2012, 10:55:42 pm
get ROT.

insert a scorched-earth policy.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 12:32:01 am
Receive the Fire Nation

Insert Agumon
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 02:22:57 am
Get the Digital World.

insert fake mystical objects.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 09:34:53 am
Receive useless sword that "resembles family sword"

Insert Adventure Time
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 12:47:14 pm
(thousand arms!? :0)

recieve Finn and Jake.

insert obscure games no one else knows about. ;v;
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 01:17:51 pm
(Reference to an item description in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Never played Thousand Arms, though I know of it)

Receive the generic FPS of the week that everybody obsesses over

Insert plushie of Twinkle :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 01:37:18 pm
get a plushie of Sugar from Sugar, A Little Snow Fairy.

insert a chill in the air.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 02:18:38 pm
Receive steam

Insert inaccurate schedules
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 08:28:48 pm
get irritating train lateness.

insert nervousness.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 09:14:07 pm
Receive recklessness

Insert soap
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 09:23:38 pm
get lye.

insert beer.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 05, 2012, 10:29:34 pm
Receive root beer

Insert ramen
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 05, 2012, 11:16:22 pm
get Udon.

insert Miso Soup.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 06, 2012, 09:31:28 am
Receive curry rice

Insert onigiri
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 12:04:27 am
get umeboshi.

insert girl scout cookies.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 01:17:10 am
Receive cookies from the local bakery :3

Insert panda
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 12:20:11 pm
get Zen.

insert Buddhism.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 01:59:50 pm
Receive Haruhism -w-

Insert Trekkies
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 07, 2012, 02:25:18 pm
get Tribbles.

insert chewing gum.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 07, 2012, 02:46:21 pm
Receive ABC Gum

Insert Bastard Sword
(Nice guys can use it too </disgaea_2>)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 06:08:19 pm
get the Broad Sword.
(I worked hard making this. Please buy it♥ )

insert Giga Ice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 08, 2012, 06:15:50 pm
Receive Tera Star

Insert Prinny
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 08, 2012, 07:22:47 pm
recieve *EXPLODES*

insert dood.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 08, 2012, 08:30:08 pm
Receive boob

Insert iced tea
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Post by: NejinOniwa on June 08, 2012, 10:24:19 pm
Receive boob. On ice.


Insert exertion
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 09:48:27 am
get sweaty.

insert keyboards.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 10:25:46 am
Receive Keyboard Cat

Insert dog laying an egg
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 11:14:56 am
get "LOL I DUNNO"

insert LACONIAAAAAAA
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 02:38:30 pm
Receive Lalalalala~

Insert questions for Bella
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 03:22:12 pm
get bella flakes, everyone's favourite intermittent breakfast!

insert condensation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 10, 2012, 04:37:51 pm
Receive my sister's kitteh licking the side of a glass of water :3

Insert $5 footlong
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 10, 2012, 05:55:49 pm
get 5 $1 cans of soup.

insert vending machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 11, 2012, 07:27:06 am
Receive Hershey bars in bulk

Insert tutorial levels
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 12:39:43 pm
get practice workbooks.

insert study materials.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 11, 2012, 05:09:03 pm
Receive the enclosed instruction book

Insert macaroni & cheese
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:32:50 pm
Get dirty pot.
Insert TARDIS
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:35:40 pm
get bigger on the inside.

insert a cookie from lunch period at the home.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:37:13 pm
Receive vomit.
Insert butts.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:37:58 pm
get butt soreness.

insert preperation h.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:38:55 pm
Get hemorrhoid relief.
Insert sandpaper.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:39:20 pm
get emory board.

insert jack daniels.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:40:44 pm
Get sharpie on face.
Insert cocks.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:41:38 pm
get dildos.

insert REAL aged pearls.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:44:31 pm
Receive fake plastic pearls.
Insert cans. Of butts.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:45:24 pm
recieve a can of WHOOP-ASS (real product btw)

insert USB mice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:48:27 pm
Receive old ball mouse.
Insert bed.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:49:23 pm
get sleepy.

insert aggervation.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:49:56 pm
Get soiled pants.
Insert soiled pants.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:51:16 pm
get laundry soap.

insert the town drunk.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 11, 2012, 11:53:41 pm
Get nejin.
Insert Choco.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 11, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
get MEEEE.

insert boots.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Cockleshell on June 12, 2012, 12:04:03 am
Get cats.
Insert porn.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 12:30:42 am
get BOOBS.

insert JUNGRE.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 01:11:00 am
Receive fanservice

Insert the rotting corpse of a once great laptop
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 10:53:42 am
get the terminator skeleton.

insert pork.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Bella on June 12, 2012, 11:09:02 am
Receives bacon
>Inserts chocolate

Quote from: PentiumMMX on June 12, 2012, 01:11:00 am
Insert the rotting corpse of a once great laptop

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/facepalm/grand/face_palm_compilation_gif.gif)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:30:42 am
Receive M&M's

Insert animated gifs
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 11:32:00 am
recieve *STABS*

insert POTATOMAN
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:40:59 am
Receive GLaDOS

Insert me as Roxanne :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 12, 2012, 12:36:22 pm
get Maggie as Martin.

insert Cockleshell.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 12, 2012, 11:38:27 pm
Receive an actual cockle shell

Insert Mikuru plushie :3
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 14, 2012, 12:00:10 pm
get BEAM'D

insert closed stores.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 15, 2012, 12:56:09 am
Receive open stores that end up being a major letdown

Insert pinball
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 15, 2012, 02:01:11 pm
get pokemon pinball.

insert pokemon trozei.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 15, 2012, 08:35:49 pm
Receive Pokémon Snap

Insert D&D books
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 16, 2012, 08:16:16 pm
get schooled in calculus.

insert licorice whips and plastic chains.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 16, 2012, 11:37:23 pm
Receive edible underwear

Insert CD
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 12:52:56 pm
get melted floppy disk.

insert party food.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 17, 2012, 03:49:15 pm
Receive mozzarella sticks

Insert snowglobe
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 07:54:54 pm
get sparkles.

insert bile.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 17, 2012, 09:48:51 pm
Receive stomach acid

Insert Neon Pegasus
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 17, 2012, 09:58:50 pm
get the Robot Unicorn.

insert the thousand-armed robot octopus.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 10:18:46 am
Receive a copy of Thousand Arms

Insert stuffy nose
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 02:18:13 pm
get tissues.

insert cold chicken soup.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 03:42:25 pm
Receive hot mac & cheese

Insert iPod Touch
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 04:23:46 pm
get the iphone 4.

insert ringtones.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 18, 2012, 05:28:40 pm
Receive the Weird Al song, "Ringtone"

Insert an albatross
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 05:46:36 pm
get a strawberry avalanche.

insert manga.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 18, 2012, 08:25:50 pm
You get all the safe for work fanart related to the manga in question.

I insert a pendrive with no data on it, other than a single, empty file called test.txt .
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 08:37:54 pm
get back a floppy drive and 500 disks, all with copies of test.txt .
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: svx on June 18, 2012, 10:38:54 pm
You get back a divide-by-zero exception and a segmentation fault.  :<

I insert my favorite Pokeball and a pallet of old CRT monitors.  And a lit cigarette.  And a piece of string.  Also, some catnip.

Button pushi!
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 18, 2012, 11:23:58 pm
you get an apology card signed by me.

i rip out my spine and present the offering to the great and powerful vending machine.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: svx on June 19, 2012, 12:58:30 am
You get a CRT monitor!  It must've been one of mine that got stuck  :<

I put in:  three Snickers bars, a pint of gasoline, two brand new iPhones, an undelivered brown package from UPS, and some headphones.  What I get, what I get?!  :>

button pushi!!!!!!!!1111111
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 19, 2012, 04:51:34 am
You get a garbage truck, holding all the items you put in, and more, much more.

I put in the rulebooks of various tabletop roleplaying games, along with about a dozen or so dice.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 10:51:07 am
Receive everything from "the biggest gaming store in New Hampshire*"
*Probably a single crate worth of stuff

Insert Weighted Companion Cube
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 19, 2012, 12:10:59 pm
You get a 16-ton weight.

I put in a broken gamepad.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
get this gameboy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo)

insert the case of an apple I.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 12:58:34 pm
Receive an Apple III

Insert Coca-Cola
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 19, 2012, 01:11:07 pm
You get a pig. (Explanation: the word "coca" (pronounced differently than the word used in Coca-Cola, though) is also an obscure hungarian word for "pig")

I put in an angel figure.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 19, 2012, 04:36:05 pm
get an Angelic Layer.

insert Gatchapon.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 05:50:32 pm
Receive UFO Catcher

Insert one of the fabled panty vending machines
Are those even real?
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 19, 2012, 06:27:40 pm
You get a washing machine filled with clean panties.

I put in a bottle of Nestea.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: svx on June 19, 2012, 11:04:42 pm
The machine pops out a coffee filter, a bottle of water, and a bag of snowpeas  :>

I put in a bottle of Nestea, except I filled it with Windex and wrote Windex on the side with a marker because it's Windex///
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 19, 2012, 11:20:13 pm
Receive a bottle of Windex that contains Pepsi

Insert Jarate (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jarate)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 01:21:26 pm
get a pack of middle school girls screaming "EEEEWWWWWWWW"

insert a cranky cat.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 02:36:13 pm
Receive a happy cat sitting on a laptop :3

Insert cheesy garlic bread
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 07:24:58 pm
get more cheesy garlic bread.

insert the urge to stay put.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 08:14:08 pm
Receive the urge to move around

Insert bottled water
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 20, 2012, 08:36:01 pm
get swamp water in a bottle.

insert a WWI tank.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 20, 2012, 09:45:40 pm
Receive a biplane

Insert paper airplane
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 03:16:00 am
get a lego RC plane.

insert pit vipers.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 21, 2012, 07:26:39 am
You got a second-rate action hero with the nickname "Pit Viper".

I insert a mop.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 21, 2012, 10:38:07 am
Receive a bottle of Pine Sol

Insert fangirls
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Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 21, 2012, 02:38:46 pm
get catgirls.

insert schoolgirls.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 21, 2012, 04:22:14 pm
You get the teacher of the schoolgirls.

I put in a chest.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 03:23:40 am
get an oppai mousepad.

*kicks a rock into the machine*
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 10:34:52 am
Receive the Rolling Stones' greatest hits record (Yay vinyl!)

Insert the empty box of food XP-tan gave me (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/12693/normal_xptanfooddeliveryte2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 11:08:47 am
get disposable chopsticks.

insert nailclipper.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 12:32:24 pm
Receive nailgun

Insert Faygo
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 01:34:36 pm
kIck tHe wIcKeD eLiXeR, mY mAn.

wWyDi tHe mEmBeRs oF oSc aDoPtEd tHe tYpInG sTyLeS oF tHe hOmEsTuCk tRoLlS?
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 02:10:03 pm
iF yOu cAn'T bEaT tHeM, jOiN tHeM -w-

Insert a mix-up of topics ^_^;;
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 05:19:55 pm
gEt mAsSiVe cOnFuSiOn.

iNsErT hUmIdItY.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 05:40:51 pm
Receive summer >_>;

Insert pool
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 22, 2012, 08:31:24 pm
gEt aLgEa.

iNsErT fInGeR cUtS.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 22, 2012, 08:53:56 pm
Receive haircuts

Insert a grassy field
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 02:03:15 am
gEt tHe mOsT fAmOuS hIlL iN tHe wOrLd.

iNsErT nAtUrE sHoWs.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 23, 2012, 08:45:00 am
Receive 100% all natural nature -w-

Insert headaches
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 23, 2012, 10:24:48 am
You get painkillers.

I put in a pair of shoes.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 23, 2012, 05:07:01 pm
Receive the super-jump shoes from Ancient Empires </obscure_game_reference>

Insert nice laptop bag
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 23, 2012, 08:08:18 pm
get a craptop to put in the fancy bag you just gave away.

insert seething rage annoyance.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 24, 2012, 09:46:03 am
You get ... the Annoying Orange.

I put in a boxed lunch.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 24, 2012, 05:08:45 pm
Receive a half-priced bento. Grab it quick; the wolves are about to start fighting over it

Insert epic bathtub
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 24, 2012, 11:30:55 pm
get japanese-style tub.

insert cedar paneling.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 12:05:11 am
Receive the dried out wood panels in the bathroom at my house ^_^;

Insert Dalek keychain
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 12:46:45 am
the machine yells back at you to 'EXTERMINATE!!!'

i open the door of the machine and walk inside, thus putting in myself.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 01:12:39 am
Receive a...chocolate Chocobo?

Insert a novel about my frustrations from the past weekend
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Exa on June 25, 2012, 04:55:39 am
You get the sequel, about your successes.

I put in Fighting Fantasy books.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Chocofreak13 on June 25, 2012, 11:52:36 am
get a full set of the final fantasy games in mint condition, worth over $1000!

insert split ends.
Title: Re: The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Post by: Penti-chan on June 25, 2012, 12:02: