The incredible Vending machine is a concept I know from another forum. basically: you put something in and the next poster tells you what the vending machine outputs.
QuoteI put in my spare shoelaces
You get a spare Shoelace. Single. But it looks cleaner.
I put in a muLinux floppy
Quote from: "Kami-Tux"I put in a muLinux floppy
You got a box of adhesive medical strips!
I put in a Gouf Custom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouf)
Quote from: "NewYinzer"
I put in a Gouf Custom
You got a complete mini-battlefield with one GAT-X303 Aegis pitted against a squadron of MVF-M11C Murasame's! MS/MA TRANSFORMER BATTLE, OMFZH!
I put in Haruhi's Hairband-ribbon-diadem thingy
You get a Hairband-ribbon-diadem-less Haruhi... who is pissed off.
I put in a piece of cake
Ooh, I love these, BZPower forums had one.
You get a voucher for "One free internet".
I put in my Windows 95 setup cd-rom.
You get a Gentoo Linux minimal installation CD-ROM
I put in sunglasses
You get a Char Custom Credit Card (http://www.gecard.com/character/char.html)
I put in a Game Boy Color
You get a Pokemon Crystal gamepak, with a discharged battery.
I put in a Huge Frekkin Snowball
You get a huge frekkin lot of steam
I put in one eurocent
you get a candy bar!
what do you put in, windowsgirl?
i forgot! i put in a music box
You get an expired can of tuna.
I put in a candy necklace
You get a bag of candies.
I put in a sword.
You get a pixel sword from kingdomofloathing.com
I put in a copy of the Iliad.
You get Achilles.
I put in a cello...
You hear lots of strange noises from the vending machine, accompanied by rumbles as if it was a very small earthquake going on. After 15 seconds it stops - as if it's decided something - and then the top of an oak slowly shoots out of the vending machine, growing and growing and growing, until it hits the roof and falls out of the vending machine, does a salto and lands and plants its roots in one move. You get a full-grown oak standing a few meters away from the vending machine.
I put in myself
You get eaten... an exact copy of you is ejected from the vending machine however.
I put in a gun.
You get a letter from the police department in which they thank you for your cooperation in disposing another lethal object, thus making world a much better place.
I put in some bacon.
You got an exact clone of C-Chan!
I put in a box of Strawberry Pocky...
You get chocolate pocky.
I put in a tanto
You get a screaming old lady (hah, swedish pun ^^)
I put in my exact copy of myself, in shitloads of body armor.
You get a copy of yourself made from solid chocolate!
I pour in some strawberry-scented hand lotion...
You get a pint of ale!
I put in Al Gore (I really needed to get rid of him)
You get a book of Algorithmics.
I put in Yoghurt flavored marshmallows that have added calcium.
you get chocolate cake
i put in a microphone
You get a Victorian-era steam engine.
I put in an empty bottle of root beer...
You get a Mechsuit shaped like a pocky box with "98" on the front.
I put in FCL-Tan's hat.
You get a coupon for a month of free TotalFark!
I put in a can of SPAM...
You get a whole load of vikings from the vending machine, and a troupe of Camelot Knights led by Ser Robin, the Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Ser-Lancelot, on your doorstep.
I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer.
You get a jar of mayonnaise labeled "Do not open: Contains brain-eating monsters" for some strange reason...
I put in some Soylent Green...
You get one free coupon for "combo breaker!"
Puts in sea cucumber.
You get a few CDs by a one hit wonder from the 90s.
I put in a paradox
You get a gate to an alternative universe.
I put in a Windows XP Professional installation disc.
...you get Windows xp SP2 with Windows Genuine Advantage!
I put in a DeLorean...
You get a tuned up DeLorean that can do 88Mph, but where to get the 1.21 Jiggawats?!
I put in my Teenage mutant ninja turtles coffee cup.
You get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sleeping bag. (I used to have one of these quite a while ago)
Techno inserts a random item while I play unfitting music.
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You get a stone tablet with "Itty Bitty Boat" in hieroglyphs.
I put in my pirate-burned Windows XP Pro x64 Corporate Edition that i recently installed on DELTA...
You get two FBI agents with a warrent at your door.
I put in doskitty
You get the Red pill, the Blue pill, and the Polka-dot Green/Yellow pill.
I put in two FBI agents without warrant...
*stole their warrant, told them that US laws don't reach to vikingland and tied them up*
you get a team of navy seals sent to assainate you for attacking the FBI :P
I put in two double cheese burgers
You get a UPS Express Mail delivery of Pasta Bolognese on a plate.
Added after 18 seconds:
I put in Epic Fail Guy.
you get legendary thread.
I put in a .50cal AE Desert Eagle
You get a 7chan /b/ Russian Roulette tutorial.
I put in Hayate no Gotoku in ZETSUBO mode.
You get the Song of Storms stuck in your head for a solid week.
I put in my left shoe... I will miss you...
you get a left sock that has long since been missing back.
I put in treefidy in change.
You get- One satisfied sea monster.
I put in- A meatloaf with the soul of a young boy trapped inside.
you get a hunk of fruitcake with the sould of a young girl trapped inside.
I put in old dry toe nail clippings
You get- Babe Ruth to hang out with you for 1 day
I put in- 3 dimes, 2 pennies and a bucket.
You get the bucket, slightly polished and with a cat in it.
I put in the nearest McDonalds restaurant.
you get a mc nugget, which is basicly everything in that mcdonalds ground up shaped and dipped in egg batter. You also find chunks of the managers head in your nugget.
I put in NekOsaka
You get a kitty and a new shiny Osaka.
I put IN my robe and wizard hat...
You get OUT, much to the shock of everyone around you, a naked Daniel Radcliffe.
I put in a leek, two apples and a floppy disk with the zipped KABOOM.exe on it...
You get the Happy Happy Joy Joy song in concert sung by Stinky Weasleteats himself.
Now lets try fixing this *Osaka and kitten jump into vending machine together*
you get a sakaki with a kami neko on her hand. owch.
I put in the law of gravity
You get the gravity gun.
I put in fish shaped crackers.
you get delicious cake!
I put in 8 red jellybeans, 5 green jellybeans, 10 black jellybeans, 2 orange jellybeans and 8 yellow jelly beans.
You get a horde of Pikmins. Hungry Pikmins.
I put in Bridget Jones.
You get- A nicely toasted bagle
I put in- Strongbad
You get a Lappy486, made by the Compy Inc.
I put in a PC drawing tablet pen.
You get- Tentacles!
I put in- Boku no Sexual Harassment
You get out an enraged Mahoro, and the Spirit of Icelilly's Fandoms, a 500-page book written by /a/nonymous.
I put in a chunk of frozen Miso soup.
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"You get out an enraged Mahoro, and the Spirit of Icelilly's Fandoms, a 500-page book written by /a/nonymous.
I HEARD THAT. *runs off*
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"I put in a chunk of frozen Miso soup.
You get a heated Miso soup. With a touch of pepper. And.... some soda.
I put in South Park.
you get it back
i put in 10 green m&ms
you get the giant monster M&M-men chasing after you.
I put in despair.
You get Despair Inc.
I put in a toothbrush
You get toothpaste.
I put in sadness.
*chuckles* the irony, you give up your toothbrush and you get toothpaste.. now what are you gonna do?
you get an Emo kid.
I put in a action figure of Master Chief
I use a different toothbrush ;)
You get an Action figure of Captain Planet.
I put in a cup of ramen
you get your daily sodium intake
I put in upgrade parts to a desert eagle
You get out upgrade parts to a lightsaber. (lol reference)
I put in a screaming siren.
you get a scylla sea monster.
I put in all the un purchased copies of Resident evil survivor
you get hordes of zombies to slay, enjoy!
I put in a plate of sushi and a Pokemon LeafGreen with only Seakings and Mudkipz.
You get a talk show with two guys who don't even know what mudkips are.
I put in The Green Ranger
You get BakaRanger Green.
I put in the whole cast of "The Days of Our Lives"
You get all of them back, in drag.
I put in 15 violet glass beads.
You get back a Mine glass.
I put in 15 ounces of copper.
you get beaten up by a druggy that steals and sells your copper for drug money.
I put in a 10 lb bag of cat food
You get a mysterious web link to 1gig of Nekomimi pics
(thats about how much I've accumulated so far...)
I put in, A fiddler on the roof.
You get a violin, with broken strings and an undead aura about it.
I put in a random old geezer.
you get old person smell on you.
I put in a partialy eaten peice of dinosaur egg cheese omelet
You get a drunken Fred Flintstone
I put in a hair tie.
You get out a bat-fuck insane Haruhi, and a squadron of Shinjins.
Stop stealing her hair tie already -w-;
I put in a faultily aligned CRT monitor.
You get the Purple screen of madness.
I put in a pawprint.
You get a wall full of tails... O_o
I put in a big damn scorpion.
You get Billy Coen with a shotgun.
I put in sunglasses wearing Yakuza.
You get sunglasses wearing members of the Luxemburgish mafia
I put in a feather
You get a telepathic glomp from a bird somewhere far, far away.
I put in some Lord Of The Rings music.
You get the album Kostas Vomvolos - Deer's curse as Vorbis
I put in #include <stdio.h>
You get instant connection to the #afk IRC channel.
I put in a white-tipped wolf's tail. -w-
You get a grey wolf's tail
I put in a Hummer (the car)
You get a 10foot big Lobster.
I put in a glass of Dihydrogen monoxide.
You get 12 gallons of pudding
I put in Mint extract.
You get the entire Galaxy Angel DVD boxset (har har har -w-)
I put in a report written on a stone tablet, in three copies.
(You got the reference! Horrible but funny, and tasty...)
You get Abbott and Costello.
I put in 7 herbs and spices.
You get green LÃ¤kerol pastilles.
I put in my old shoe.
You get new GRILLZ
I put in a pair of nail clippers.
You get a slightly familiar looking bottle-opener.
I put in Haruhi's Hair ribbons, and Mikuru's Bunny outfit.
Before you get anything, Nejin's hueg hands of doom grabs your head and goes crushlying on it. When you regain your senses the prize is gone. (i stoled it -w-)
I put in a strand of blond hair.
You get a strand of dog hair.
I put in a letter...
You get a pissed-off Kagamin for typo'ing her name, heh.
tegami->kagami yo lawlz >w<
I put in MORNING NATIONWIDE!!!
You get a long talk from Dr. Steven Colbert.
I put in a video recording of "the big game"
You get a spycam video recording from the latest meeting of "Skulls and Bones".
I put in a screaming maid.
You get a bottle of Wailing Wench, (It's actually a drink)
I put in a can of Golden Mushroom soup.
You get 10 extra lives.
1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP!
I put in a Goomba.
You get an angry watermelon
I put in Peaches.
You get Maho~.
WHAT DO YOU PUT IN!?!?
I don't put it in...I J-J-JAM IT IN!!!
...and it's a bukkit. Of choclaet.
You get KANDEE CAYN!!!
I put in a PS3 controller.
You get a very, very empty conference building.
I put in a GameCube controller.
You get skewled at Super Smash Brothers Melee.
I put in a cup of win.
You get a steaming hot cup of Mikuru-chan's Instant Winnage karigane tea. Don't waste it!
I put in The One Ring and three fakes.
You get attacked by Frodo.
I put in the three key from your keyboard.
You get 163.14 lb. of ME, pouncing on you.
Â£ is a pound -w-;
I put in a truckload of gradients that couldn't be smacked into Minami-ke Okawari (as if it didn't have enough of them already!).
You get a magic wand!
I put in old overalls.
You get a bunch of screaming children throwing snow at you.
I put in the entire Chemistry B course.
^you get the anarchist cookbook
insert my job that i got lay off from
-You get a towel rack
-I put in 3 eyelashes from the unknown.
You get a Guy Fawkes mask.
I put in Oscar Wilde.
You get one boatload of gravy!
I put in 51 peas one at a time.
^you get 42 watermelons
insert one free internet
you get an OCEAN OF PISS.
I put in a small part of russia, backwards.
You get a LARGE SECTION OF AMERICA SIDEWAYS!
I put in the color purple.
you get pink
You get Evil Space Bunnies!
(just ask C-chan about these guys.)
I insert various assorted pieces of Megaman, Zero's helmet, and a Reaverbot from megaman legends.
You Win a free trip with Bonnes go to Forbidden Island a one way trip
Insert C-Chan "if you find my bunny please bring it back
You get Glenda, the Plan 9 bunny.
I put in a FreeDOS Whale
You get a Casemodded dolphin. -w-
I put in CARAMELLDANSEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgFwlq7AL2I&feature=related).
You get a army of sugar-crazed japanesians that listen to SwedeDance too loud.
I put in a Manatee.
You get a calendar page for August 2003.
(Seriously... August never gets the good pictures.)
I put in my broken External Hard Drive.
You get 100 songs shot at you! Through your mind!
I put in a tale of motherboards...
You get out the tail of a casemodded beaver, with a few cords sticking out.
I put in Instant Lasagna.
You get LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!!
I put in Mama Luigi.
You get ******** ON A F*CKING SANDWITCH
I put in one year's worth of...NAIL CLIPPINGS.
ew, how gross >_<
Not very... Well you get... Babe Ruth!
I put in a bronze hat!
You get a tinfoil hat, against the aliens. LAWL >w<
I put in a Nice Boat.
You get a boat made out of bananas
I put in Secchan....
The vending machine crashes. In a few moments it reboots and you get out GLaDoS' little helper sentry bots.
I put in the Vista Aero Sidebar.
you get vistal permently installed on your computer.
i put in SATA ANDAGI!
You get a clown angry at a pile of baseballs.
I put in Fish Heads!
you (rolly polly) pill bugs!
I put in the sword of kings, excalibur!
You get...a duck.
what a waste of a good sword XD
I put in a witch.
You get a picture of Magica de Spell kissing uncle Scrooge...
I pour some beer in...
You get ALL OF AUSTRIA ALL OVER YOU
I put in a small part of /a/...
you get a big chunk of /b/
I put in an old hard-drive
You get your old hard-drive back with 1000X more man pornz.
I put in my yaoi collection...
You get a neverending flow of mindless Nejin Shadow Clones pouring out until the room, house and city you're in is completely flooded.
I put in wordfilters...
You get Vader filter
I put in a half used black Marks-A-Lot permanent marker.
You get an Empty Marks-A-Lot permanent marker and a piece of paper with the ink on it....
I put in my sanity (whats left of it, anywayz)
You get Kafuka's hand shooting out and reaching around for more, like the total psycho she is. O_o
I put in Randy McNall's Guide to Death.
You get a lawsuit from the grim reaper
I put in this topic (hey whats the worst that could happen?)
THE WORST HAPPENS:
You get transformed into a loli, wielding a giant spade.
I put in Kafuka Fuura's diary...
You get your own diary as a video tape.
I put in myself...
You hear noises at first. Clink, clank, clonk as the cogs and gears of the machine turns, and you can feel the vibrations beneath you as you descend.
Then you start hearing voices - highly pitched, and it sounds like they've been put through some distortion filters. "Someone at this again?" "How bothersome..." "Bring me some coffee, you handle this." As if a hundred of miniature workers were at work, swarming around you.
You stop. A light shines, and you're blinded - however you can hear the sound of drills around you. You feel slightly strange - something is wrapped around you, so you can't move much - and to boot, it's sticky and wet. You feel fear for a moment, but then you realize it's too flat to be tentacles, so you know you've at least escaped that ill fate. It's more like strands of gypsum plaster.
A few more clicking noises, and you feel something poking you on different spots of your body. Then you feel vibrations beneath you again, and you start moving upward, and upward, until you're outside and YOU GET:
AN AWESOME MAGICAL GIRL FORMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
hah, long post XD
I put in a soprano saxophone, an alto saxophone, a tenor saxophone and a monstrousaxophone.
You get a Fender AM Deluxe Telecaster
I put in a a copy of "How to turn yourself back to normal after being turned into a Lolita on a forum...The easy way."
You get a short paper note, saying:
"TL;DR - There is no easy way, live with it."
I put in a beard...
You get a windmill beard!
I put in the little mettle cylinder at the end of the pencil.
you get a membership card to the Pen15 club.
I put in a homeless guy weilding a peice of rebar with concrete on it.
I also cling to the delicious loli! *clings to smokey* your so adorable X3
You get Mr. Smith...with a sophisticated crowbar.
While Cappy's clinging, I steal her B&!hammer and put THAT in.
-You get an exotic short hair cat.
-I put in a big ol jar of Diabeetus
You get Dr. House to help you
I put in a little bit of my cuteness
You get a Poring from RO
I throw Nejin in with rabid wolverines in his pants T_T
also... NekOsaka, maybe its Lupis?
You get ato see him running around in full HD. (LOL)
I put in a Logitech G15 keyboard
You get a Logitech Precision USB Controller in a transparent dark blue color, which just so happens to be the exact same model I have.
I insert Fchan-tan's clothes.
You get Fchan-tan...NEKKID, YO. 'grats!
I put in a HUGE shoebox filled with Chupacabras.
You get a pair of Ronald McDonald's shoes and a kangaroo rat named Alfie.
I put in one of my old notebooks. God knows what drawings were in there.
You get Bunny Suit Haruhi with an electric guitar. Because, "God Knows".
BwAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH *dies of laughter*
I put in...the 1 seeder of the latest Gintama episode torrent.
Your distant decendants get a small fruit tree in a distant post apoclypse world.
I steel the Haruhi, do bad things to her, then throw Itsuki into the machine >:D
You get a horde of SCREAMING YAOI FANBOYS ALL OVER YOU.
And you deserved it.
Ok then, I put in...
The machine screams and you get a terrified operator...
I put in a bag of Doritos
You get BURRITOS.
I put in 418 papers filled with CSS code.
You get the code back, converted to Assembly
I put in some petrol....
You get explosive menthol pills.
I put in a ground cable and a television.
You get an analog sattelite tv only capable of receiving Turkish channels
I put in a microphone...
you get chacolate rain ._.
I put in a used happy sock (eeewwww >_<)
You get a witty sock puppet in the shape of a BROWN banana.
I put in CANCER...the stellar variant.
you get an excentric Sean Connery climbing big trees looking for ants and a pink ribbon
I throw in a goth loli.
You get frills, overflowing the whole house...
I throw in a bunch of P2 processors...ON NECKLACES.
you get a linux user suffering from PTSD in a digital Vietnam cutting off peoples "processors" to hang from his necklace.
I put in my 20 volume collection of how to draw manga books.
you get a puff of smoke and a hand, thanking you...
i put in my small brain...
you get the scarecrow from the wizard of oz
I put in a giant stuffed teddy bear
You get Minami Chiaki's mysterious hair blob.
I put in ONE THOUSAND AHOGE!!!
You get a billion ahoge!
I put in my learning disability...
you get a private teacher...
i put in a piece of wood...
you get a bowchicka wow wow
I put in enough shed cat hair to make another cat
You get.....................Garfield!!! :D:D:D The sweetest cat in the world :D
I put in a euro-coin tied to a small string, wait a couple of seconds and then yank it out again ;006
When you yank it out, it has transformed into a Greek 100-Drachma coin...totally useless. ^w^
I put in...a Scouter.
(the ones that say about powerlevels, you know)
You get Sean Connery introducing himself as "Scouter, James Scouter"
I put in my dvd of "the hunt for Red October"
you get something long hard and full of seamen
I put in a box of cinnabon cinnamon rolls
You get a slab of homemade brownies and a knife to slice it...
I put in a snake-cam to see how the thing works
You get to see two terrorists standing in a dirty room, armed with rubber band guns.
I put in Smokey so he can have a good look
You get C-Chan back, with Dos's bunny. (http://ostan-collections.net/topic-731-120.htm#44664)
I put in a posterboard about using Fuel Cell power featuring Captain Planet.
You get a Green mullet.
I put in a Femur replica.
You get eaten by a giant wolf.
I grab said wolf and shove it down again, VDaab included. >:3
You get VonDaab and Smokey back, pissed and armed with the rubber band guns Smokey stole from the terrorists, out for revenge... (see cappy's last post)
I put in a bowl of haute cuisine pet food for the poor wolf who had to eat those terrorists... ;010
You get a delicious bowl of happy.
I put in apples, lots of apples. APPLES...
You get an I-macChicken, a collab between fastfood and computing...
I put in our PM (Prime Minister (//You get an I-macChicken, a collab between fastfood and computing...
I put in our [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Peter_Balkenende) and hope he never comes back, 'cuz he's the definition of "geek" and an incompetent PM...
You get prince henry back from aftganistan.
I put in a case of diet squirt soda
You get cancer in a jar, you can feed it stuff.
I put in 1 piece of rocksalt.
You get a hamster cage with said piece of rocksalt in it...
I put ina blank DVD-RW
You get AMV Hell 4
I put in the dead project of AMV Hell .5
You get a limited release of Hell 0.5.44 in a box.
I put in some old useless chipsets...
You get one huge new useless chipset....
I put in the Windows 3.11 install disks
You get a huge, useless mainframe. XD
I put in a BENDER in overlimit mode...
Wait, isn't that me!?
You get: ?error opening file -- BENDER/limit.pdp
I put in the "show memory" command...
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You get a big fukken bluescreen, and sirens outside your door.
I put in Optimus Prime in a bathtub.
You get a freakin' huge water bill...
I sneak up from behind and push Nejin in...
you get your sleeve caught and get pulled in too.
I stand by and watch both smokey and nejin get pulled in.. then throw in a penny.
You get clanking noises, then a loud BURP as a platemail-covered Nejin walks out with something BIG innah' mah' BELLYH!
I put in all my accumulated tiredness from the last 5 years.
You get a nap.
I put in ROBOBABIE!
You get arrested by Robocop for Robophilia! IN JAIL YOU GO, MAI FWEND.
I turn the machine upside-down, and then throw in...Hirano Aya's thighhighs.
You get an attack from Robocop for disturbing the machine, and he confiscates the thighhighs.
I put in a toothbrush radio.
You get an entertainment system.
I put in 3.1-sama.
you get the wrath of DOS-neko for harming his/her master...
I put in a first-aid box
You get swordcuts carefully applied on your forearm, and nothing to heal them with.
I put in a heap of unwashed clothes.
You get a bottle of extract of the smell from the clothing and your clothes, disintegrated by the extraction of said smell...
I put in a big rottweiler.....
You get one helluva angry Inukami thrown at you, and PWND. Ah well, at least you lived to see something ^^
I put in THE LIVES OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS!
You get ME! ressurected....
I put in Nejin's arms...HA!
You get a big bear hug and a very physical invitation to the RP Thread (http://ostan-collections.net/viewtopic.php?t=765).
And I put in my personal harem...well, some of it.
you get a pack of Durex Featherlite's for use with the rest of harem....
I put in a blank page
(BTW I'll create a char for the R/P after dinner... If you don't mind an absolute n00b in the gang...)
Added after 2 minutes:
hey look! a blank page for this thread!! it works!!!
You get about, so to say....
LOL PUN XD
I put in a brickload of 404 errors...
(and like I said, don' worry. Anyone's welcome. Noobs are just people that have a lot to learn - that doesn't make them stupid, just inexperienced. Now Idiots, that's an entirely different thing. ^^)
You get a Peugeot 404.
I put in a big piece of gold.
you get a gold razr
you get an error message telling you you haven't put anything in...
I put in the captain so he can study how the machine works...:D
you get a captain back as a full girl, Woo! You also get to meet her friend the B& hammer up close...
I put in a an eye of newt
You get.. A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!!!
(or not, we may need to help fight of that troublesome robocop...)
I put in a three inch by three inch piece of paper.
You get Nine Inch Nails. I mean, on your hands. They grow reeeeally fast. Ewww... o____O
I put in Physics. All of it.
You get Religion, all of them... trying to convert you...
I put in cappie's Ban-hammer, install a "destroy item" button and press it...
(Ban hammers be scary so I'd best get rid of it :D
You get a speed visit from the 4Chan Party Van at your door.
QuoteAnd the Angel of the Iron Book clothÃ©d in all white exclaimed, "Oh, We're In Trouble Now!"
Hence, I put in...Death. The one with the scythe.
you get him back, with moar flesh, and with a machine gun
I dive in after my b& hammer
You swim, you swim, and you swim...eventually you get turned to Shana's Pendant and find your B&!hammer turned into a giant squid/Kraken thing. You blob out, with a lot of water.
I put in the Fire Department...
You get the Police Dpt asking for your licence and registration...
I put in a Nobel Peace Prize...
you get locked up and not alowed to participate in a democratic election
I put in a old bag of candy hearts
You get a "brand new" heart only used by an old lady "on her sunday bingo", for a "special price"...
I put in Garfield's book of Insults, Put-downs and slams....
You get the Olympic Committee's book of Somersaults, Touchdowns and Slam Dunks.
I put in the [submit] button in the quick reply field as i press it...
you get me after you for destroying the quick-submit!!!!
I put in a request for said submit-button back, cuz it's d*m*e* handy...
you get godly kitten who acknowlages your request as well as returns the captain in pristine condition with b& hammer intact.
I put in all the tea in china
You get all the tea from Japan.
I put in Wikipedia.
you get uncyclopedia...
I put in t3h n00b h4mm3r, just for shits and giggles, and to see if aurora is as good as a sport as t3h c4p74in is :D
You get an overclocked toaster.
I put in a raisin cinnamon bagel.
you get a cinnamon loaf...
I put in a dab of tobasco
You get a Mexican to sing you a song.
I put in Garfield
You get mass respect for thinking of garfield, and the machine trows odies at you for putting garfield in a machine.....
I put in a dish of lasanga
NO! Your luring him out of the machine!
I respond quickly to summon the diabeetus bag delivery cat!
You didn't put something IN!!! I didn't get sommin' from teh MACHINE!!!
For that I will put in teh awesome powers of KUROOOOO-NEEEEEKOOOOOO!!!!
It's enough that I derail easily...Don't drag me down with YOUR off-topicness...:D
You get Milfeuille Sakuraba, in the process to
I put in ED.
You get brain damage from looking at that pic before you put it in.....
I put in a welding helmet for use with that pic...
You get Kamina's awesome sunglasses.
I put in HUEG amounts of GAR.
You get a thousand pounds of wasabi stuffed down ya throat...:D
I put in the last piece of wasabi left....
You get my FIRE BREATH! In your face, and a small green lizard.
I put in dried nuts...
you get soggy bread....
I put in a pack of bandages
You get Detox Abiru. >:3
I put in Eurovision Song Contest...
you get a corrupt jury.....
I put in a can of chlorine....
You get a big box of pulverized Sodium.
I put in the Periodic Table...
You get a periodic lie texted to you every 2 minutes.....
I put in a blackberry (handheld/cell phone)
You get an MMS with digital blackberries.
I put in Uncle Trapspringer....
you get uncle sam in a tuk-tuk wanting you to drive him around...
I put in my worthless old PSU who crapped out yesterday...(I mean, WTF?! It was only a year old and all it did was to run continuously until yesterday...)
You get out a new, shiny, tasty container of...jam. >_>
I put in...my entire Genderbender Haruhi image collection...
You get every genderbending pic... IN THE WORLD!!!!!
I put in a SLI-bridge
You get...ZA WARUDO!!!
I put in Dio Brando...
You get a bottle of ketchup.
I put in a slightly damaged High Velocity Patton fan with emotional issues.
You get the high-power 120mm Compaq fan I tried to stop with a screwdriver, and is now missing a blade, messing up it's balance....
I put in the CPU-board from a Dell Poweredge quad Ppro server...
You get 4chan /g/. (technology)
I put in DELISHOS CAEK.
You get a tiny Grammar Nazi.
I put in paper of machine code
The machine lurhes. You hear a giggle and nothing else happens. The machine got hijacked by a 5cr1pt-k1dd13
I put in a copy of Unix to scare teh n00b out of the machine...
You get lots of Erlang. LOTS of it. And I really mean LOTS.
I put in AdBlock Plus...
You get GLaDOS-tan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/kybin/Misc%20pictures/GLaDOS_tan_by_HoiHoiSan.jpg) and a box of cake mix.
I put in a blank CD, looking hopeful.
You get AMV Hell:0. Your eyes may bleed more than your throat from the vomiting.
I put in a duck on a mission.
You get Duckroll, on a roll. >w<
I put in a lion...
You get Jesus Christ!
I get in the car!
I put in some tuna!
...in the tape deck.
Your car and you in it are caught by the machine's brand-new tractor beam and you get pulled into the machine.....
I put in a bucket of that new Mega-clean-stuff we got at work, with the lid removed, and run... (that stuff stinks harder than anything I've ever smelled)
The machine implodes, and out comes Tacgnol, chasing you. RUN ON, SUCKER!
I put in babies gurgling over VOIP.
^you get jail time but you made a deal so now you have use window me for 5 years and can't update
You get a cute akai-neko...
I put in some catnip
^You get me high as a kite
insert no bake cookie
You get LOTS OF DOUGH.
I put in a muffin. It cannot be unbaked.
You get a crack-team of 1337 h4x0rz t try to unbake that brownie for 'ya
I put in NEDM (http://russianedm.ytmnd.com/)
You get an YTMND flamewar...no rly. With actual, burning flames. O_o
I put in Mesmer...
you get NekOSaka how the hell did that happen
insert color yellow
You get buttloads of Sodium over your face.
I put in the Rules of the Internet...
You get OtakOWNED!...
I put in pudding...
You get exactly 1 metric ton of custard...
I put in the metric system...
You get Longcat. Well, some of it, at least...
I put in a paw...
You get a really angry lioness, that wants her revenge for you taking her paw...
I try to stuff in Holland (both of them plusa the rest of the Netherlands)
You get Michigan's
I inert tulips
You get KANDY!
I put in a mysterious can of Monster energy drink.
The machine chokes and sputters for a moment. You get Vomit!
I put in a Dungeons and Dragons character sheet.
You roll a Gygax. (Natural 20)
I put in a box of samiches
you get a baguette with salmon, brie, lettuce and tomatoes....
I put in a HP No21 print cartridge...
(ooooh... shiny new GOLD star... :D)
*gazes in amazement*
You get a Kraken with eight arms.
I put in The Demon Barber of Fleet Street...
You get some guy from Oxford street, who'll someday may become a very succesful and famous murderer...
I put in an AA battery
You get my calculator with little to no power left in it at all.
I put in Creedence Clearwater Revival OHSHI-
The machine lets out a cry of exitement. and then gives you a thank you note, a bouquet of flowers, a CAEK and try's to hug you...
I put in another musical juggernaut: Deep Purple... and for good measure (and some great jammin'): Jefferson Airplane, Martha Reeves and the Vandrellas, The Guess Who and to top it off I let Metallica in too... :D
(gee.... what music do ya suppose i laik? :D)
The machine roars, and headbangs you hard enough to fling you a couple of hundred meters away. You get pain, and a machine on steroids.
I put in LOADS of anesthetics...
you get a doped up anesthesiologist.....
I put in 5 pounds of pure caffeÃ¯ne...
you get a hype Dos that running up the walks
insert sleeping pills
-DOS< HYPE MEOW
You get an enthousiastic, yet n00b, -tan artist on his way to bed... (me ;010)
I put in Kiyoh, Kinon and Kiyal, the three URUTURA MOE SHISTERS! of the black siblings :D... (my Engrish is emprovingu, ne?)
You get a weird reference to a completely different anime, you never heard of.
I put in a bottle of cola.
You get a bottle of 7-up, and 7 up's
I put in a cassette of Mario 1/ Duckhunt
You get the first computer, which ran UNICS spacewars is already started.
I put in a 8" floppy
You get an Altair 8800 with an 8" drive....and all the software written for it...plus a special altair linux version...
I put in a Sony 80mm dual-sided DVD-RW with R.I.P-linux on it
You get a shiny Linux distro from the year 2048 on more than man-tall stack of dual-sided DVDs.
I put in a USB stick with one GB capacity.
you get an enourmously elaborated LiveDistro on your USB-stick.....
I put in a fluffy penguin...
Heh! Where am I, is this a vending machine, I just came out of?! *SQUAWK*!!!
I put in a fluffy FreeDOS whale.
you get a real live-sized sperm-whale.....
I put in a KillDisk boot-cd...
^you get a dead dos
inert the cops that are looking for Smokey
you get Peter R. the Vries... our very own Dutch crime-journalist slash crime-fighter...
I put in a Hi-Def plasma TV....
You get a Wiimote with a slightly torn wrist strap. (The bane of Plasma and LCD TVs everywhere)
I put in Angry German Kid's Keyboard.
So two keys and a lot of broken plastic? Well you get, Unreal Tournament 7!
I wrap myself in a blanket, climb in, and get comphy in my new den... ZzZ ZzZ zZzZ.
You get a bill of $900.- for living in a high-class appartment in a good neighbourhood.....
I put in an entire ghetto...
you get Gary Coleman as your superintendent.
inert myself go hand out with NekOSaka
The machine turns green, what with all the regurgitating of previously inserted items... And a jar of mayonnaise comes out with you.
I put in David Bowie.
The machine goes into Ã«xplosive barf mode" due to insertion of last item and you get all the stuff in the world that has somthing to do with david bowie...
I put in a Belgian Waffle...
Out comes the German Luftwaffle!
I put in Arnie, the Governator of California.
(LOL I expected that, remebering "Luftwaffles" from the simpsons)
You suddenly develop a bad oostrian akcent, jaa....
(I was elected to lead, not to read...)
I put in Homer Jay Simpson
You get Jay and his main man Silent Bob.
I put in a KITTEN!
The machine huffs (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing) the poor kitten and ejects a load of empty kitten-shells.....
I put in dirty harry...
You get a lifetime pass to Feel Good Inc.
I put in an Evil Dentist.
You get an appointment with said evil dentist for a triple root-canal job...
I put in my frustration about the darnded Wifi-ap-solo card i have wich causes me a headache in Linux.... (and refreshes my statement about Wired networking being better...)
You get a long talk from your good'ol neighbor, Mr. Rogers.
I put in that scuff mark with no explanation on the door that always ends up there...
You get an army of beavers marching in and claiming your house as property, proceeding to chew it down bit by bit.
I put in Daylight Spending Time...
You get a wasted Linux-user, who has spent the whole adjust-your-clock-to-summertime-night working on installing it...
I put in a rainy day...
You get 2 meters of snow a few meters north of where you're standing. *blop*
I put in FUKK YEAH MISAO DATTEVA!!!
You get Honey-kun, instead... :D
I put in Haruhi.....
You get one of those creepy red octopus fangirls... -shiver-
I put in a Lucky Star BGM & Radio Bangumi CD.
You get the brand-new Lucky Star Character Song Vol.013 - Kusakabe Misao DATTEVA!!!
I put in my newly acquired Capoeira nickname, Elastico...
you get a box of rubber bands, delivered by a guy from the simpsons, Fausto...
I fut Fausto back in
You get snippets of Megumi Hayashibara's "NORTHERN LIGHTS" looping through your head.
I put in a 5-dollar bill, a bulldozer and a white flag...
you get a French passport...
I put in a Dutch passport
You get a streamlined chair.
I put in delicious flat chests...
You get a fat bottom...
I put in a pound of sugar...and a stick of Uranium...
You get a dire radioactivity fetish.
I put in Mentos.
you get Mentos in coke
You get THE BALLS ARE INERT!!!
I put in CounterStrike 1.6...
you get a BF2142-clan on your ass, and they have a Bogatyr...
I put in said bogatyr... :D
You get a windmill Gundam courtesy of the G-Gundam series.
(Hey, at least it's not SD)
I put in a cool mask, because every bad ass evil but not evil guy needs a cool mask.
You get ZETSUBOU DA!!!!!!!
(oh damnit. My ego is so huge it hurts ;_; )
I put in 53 liters of my ego, to get rid of the headache...
You get the 53L of ego pumped back into your head by an evil H4X0R, plus an extra 7L of ego to top it off...
I put in an ounce of modesty...
You get FALCON PUNCH!'d by the machine, and then a small bowl with a goldfish comes out.
I put in APRIL FOOL'S DATTEVA!!!
You get Sued by all the lawyers in the world, for lots of different crimes, bringing you to the virge of insanity...
And then you find out it was an april fools joke... :D
I put in Nej's new siggy...
You get SHOCK AND WOE! all of the stars I seem to have lost! NANDAKORYA!!!?
I HUFF AND PUFF in...lots of air.
You get a politician...(they're usually full of hot air...:D)
I put in my old TV...
You get a your old TV back in the shape of a P|-|34|^ 807 (http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/211)!
I put in "Meth for Dummies"
You get a fully equipped Meth-lab...With all the personnel and police to boot... :D
I put in a 3Com EtherlinkIII card...
You get surrounded by drones spit out of the Vending machines. They forcefully install a Gigabit LAN port card in your left shoulder. Then they jack you up as a server for 4Chan /b/.
I put in Smokey-kun's cruel, cruel fate...
You get a fanatic teacher to force you to memorize all your 4008 posts...
I put in a lamp-post... :D
You get girls walking on powerlines. -w-
I put in 300 meters of serial-coupled USB cables...
You get an ultra-wideband (wireless USB) kit... ;010
I put in all my Cat5Utp cables...
You get MUSTARD!
I put in a recolored Mountain Dew bottle.
You get a bottle of cheap soda...
I put in a spanish 1,5L bottle of Coke... (empty offcourse :D)
You get a greeting card, it reads "Hello, and welcome to the neighborhood, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
I put in my left hand, for I, am right handed.
You get ownership of Ned Flanders' Leftorium....
I put in my DVD of the Simpsons Movie
You get Spiderpig. In a box. With little flowers on his suit.
I put in 7-dimensional thinking...
You get a microwave oven shaped like a giant version of Ozzy's head.
I put in pizza bagels. I also put a pizza bagel into the machine once they are done cooking. XP
You get...AN INVERTED CALZONE! MAMMA MIA!
I put in the wise-ass chef who made that pizza...
You get Chef from Southpark... In 3d :D
I put in a can of Pringles... (Hot&Spicy)
You get a crapload of sour cream all over you.
(cuz sourcream/onion is the only good kind of chips YO)
I put in...a fish.
A green fish.
you get a can of fish-oil thrown over you, and then the machine releases a dozen of cats...
I put in the footage of Nejin being chased by a group of cats...
You get a surprise Nejin standing behind you...
I put in a hand full of change one by one trying to keep my mind off what Nejin is doing.
You get to see what Nej's doing....Hah! And you get that vision burned into your memory to haunt you forever... :D
I put ina SCART->Composite video Adapter...
You get covered in mayonnaise, because the machine only shows Gintama.
I put in Burger King...
You get Kentucky Fried Chicken...
I put in Domino's Pizza
You get BRI/X/
I put in Makoto...
You get Mako, and a crazed silver haired whackjob with a badass katana.
I put in my eternal undying hate for Cait Sith.
You get Lord Sith and Darth Vader to help you...
I put in a Leyden Jar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyden_jar)...
You get an electrifyed Chuck Norris, 'cuz Chuck Norris is everywhere.
I'll put him back into the machine.
The machine roundhouse kicks the nearest psychopathic murderer.
I put in Red Bull in attempts to give it wings.
You get turned into an OSTRICH. NOW WHO'S GOT TOTALLY USELESS WINGS EH?
I put in oversized eggs...
You get an undersized omelet....
I put in a menu...
YOU GET NO OPTIONS.
I put in Nasdaq...
You get an angry Japanese businessman staring at you...
I put in a Rent-A-Zilla pin.
j00 g37 Gr34t T34ch3r l4rg0, y0.
I put in large amounts of sap.
You get a little piece of Canada. That's pretty nice buddy.
I ask the machine if it knows what I'm talking aboot.
The machine absorbs the sound. You get a boot and instructions on how to toss it at someone's head.
I put in my sense of nostalgia of the situation.
You get a tourist in England saying how he loves the history, cuz it's so old...
I put in a piece of Amsterdam...
You get a "story all about how my life got flipturned upsidedown"
I give the minute that the machine takes while I sit right there.
You get a "brand-new" "authentic Rolex" that "fell off the truck" for a "special price"...
I put in a counterfeit 75-dollar bill... :D
You get to go on a long walk with some associates.
I put in the Godfather theme.
You get a pair of new "shoes"...
I put in the cement, water and sand needed for those...
You get a nice new driveway.
I put in BEEeEEeeEEEEeEEeeeSss!
You get the Wu-Tang Clan...
I put in the Beastie Boys...
You get bad Kemonomimi animu leads (read: Kanokon) tossed at you.
I put in Fruit Hijack...
You get the machines fruit....
I put in Murder Princess
You get Asakura Ryouko.
I put in CS16FULL_V7.exe...
You get a virus infection...
I put in Sophos Antivirus...
you get Sokrates.
I put in Pythagoras...
You get a bunch of triangles of wich you have to calculate the angles...
I put in a history book...
^You get porn book for trees
insert roll of duck tape
You get a tube of super-glue...
I put in a non-stick frying-pan...
you get a bunny Slinky
insert my wish for my bunny Slinky too
You get DUCKROLL'D, FOO!
I put in That F*cking Cat...
You get...........................................ME! a cat-loving crazy idiot with... GUNS... :D
I put in some animal-molesters and jump in after them to punish them.........my way.........
You get A container of Lamp oil, about three feet of Rope, and seven Bombs.
You want them? They're yours my friend.
I put in A squeaking Mac Classic II (//www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Idzb5kL5E)
You get a PowerBook 190 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PowerBook_190) with the battery charger missing...
I put in a Apple I (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_I)
Oh Wow, what a marvel. I'd so LOVE to have one of those. *_*
*stares at old computer*
Someting else I noticed..
Quote from: "Wikipedia"It went on sale in July 1976 at a price of $666.66
AHA! I KNEW IT! MACS ARE EVIL! ALL MY YEARS OF WINDOWS USING WERE RIGHT.
(Lmao JK JK)
You get an invite to the world's largest computer museum.
I put in The Gamer Infinity SLI GT (http://www.cyberpowerpc.com/system/Gamer_Infinity_SLI_GT/)
You get a home-built (by me :D) PC with over $100.000 worth of hardware...
I put in a roll of mentos...
You get a Diet Pepsi shoop
I put in a ball of batteries...
you get a bit of battery acid on you, causing a chemical burn. You go to get it treated, but then your case is being hijacked by a sarcastic doctor with a limp, who, after making a couple of wrong diagnoses, cures you of an exotic rare disease...
I put in said doctor and his team...
You get Black Jack and it's awesome OP song.
I put in FUCK YEAH YASU!!!...
you get transported to a catholic church full of nuns who know about your swearing... And the all have a nice ruler in their hands.....
I put in protestantism...
You get DEMON PARTY V&! on your ass bothering the machines with religion.
I put in Steam...
You get wet, hot, and wrinkled skin....
I put in a leaky canister of hydrogen, a leaky canister of Oxygen, roll a cigarette, light it with a match and inadvertently toss the match in the machine...
You get a big, white narwhal dropped on you from a high distance.
I put in buttloads of red tape and Munchkin cards...
you get an uncontrollable hello-kitty blimp, wich is tied to your foot and carries you away...
I put in pics of above situation...
You get a royal ass-whipping by the Tentacle King.
I put in lots of red...
You get buried under an avalanche of Akai home-cinema sets...
I put in a 1:10 scale R/C Subaru Impreza running on methane...
You get insanely high off Meth, and get raped by the maidens.
I put in inverse gastronomy...
You get Gordon Ramsay, turned inside-out...
I put in a dish of Tortelini al forno...
You get Pasta Bolognese puked all over you.
I put in maximal levels of disgusting-ness...
The machine lurches and then chokes on its own vomit. You get the repair-bill...
I put in /b/ and /r/ to break the machine in again...
You get an army of girl scouts wielding little drumsticks. Frightening, isn't it?
I put in a whale-that-was-originally-a-missile...
You get a dead seal (or SEAL, whatever floats yer boat) wich keeps washing up on the beach in front of your beach house...
I put in 3.785411784 litres of seawater...
You get a Baltic Sea-load of brackwater, and a codpiece.
I put in 15 kilograms of plastic seashells...
You get a metric ton of oysters...
I put in a crab...
You get screams of KANI KANI KANI KANI MAHO~ echoing out of the machine. You are slightly creeped off.
I put in Pani Poni Dash...
The machine straps you to a chair, tapes your eyelids wide open and forces you to watch an azumanga daioh marathon...
I put in the 76.5% of brain functionality i have left after watching the first 9 eps...
You get a sinus function of the single thought going through your mind.
I put in Hosaka...
You get transported to an Otaku Convention...
I put in 2 tickets for a Deep Purple concert...
You get an overdose of Ultraviolet radiation.
I put in a digital backup of my enormous ponytail...
You get a horse to go with that tail...
I put in the charred remains of my long hair wich was lost in the stove accident of 1999...
You get a black afro wig. Congratulations, you are now the /b/lackup!
I put in the Phantom's mask...
You get the original script for Othello...
I put in a theatre...
You receive Shakespeare!
I put in jello...
You get a fat yodeler from spain.
I put in lots and lots of Yoghurt...
You ger Ice cream
I put in a painting
You get the entire Scream DVD box set.
I put in every zig...
You get a copy of the song: Invasion of the gabber robots by the laziest men on mars.....
I put in Rizla...
You get crackers.
I put in cheese.
You get 500 cans of spam, and PLZ PLZ PLZ all over your screen until your computer DIES.
I put in Capulet...
You get Montague...
I put in arsenic...
You get a digested apple seed.
I ate it, btw.
I put in a pair of white pants, a CRT monitor, a iPod battery replacement pack and a subwoofer...
(and I totally did NOT pick things that were on my desktop right now, really! FO SHO!)
You get a pc, a Logitech mx3200 set, an illuminated mousepad/usb hub, a cup of coffee, a gameboy color, a book of Kingsize Smoking Slim, a 5.1 home cinema set with the two front and the centerspeaker, a HP Deskjet f380 all-in-one, 25 horror movies, a box of (rare) MTG cards, 3 remote controls, a Motorola V3, a Samsung SGH P-300, a Sony MDR-P80 headphones, 2 cans of 1/10 RC car fuel, a CD of supperclub, a box-set of GITS SAC, a DVD of GITS 2, a DVD of Top Gear Winter Olympics, a DVD of GITS, 15 games, a 5M tapemeasure, a 0,5L bottle of Coce (r) a huntingknife, a can of plasmascreen cleaner, a wirecutter and a DOS manual...
I put in the rest of the stuff that's on my desk...
You get an entire Yu-Gi-Oh! DVD boxset, and are forced to watch it. ENGLISH DUB, NO EXCEPTIONS.
I put in...a hat.
It's black with thin white stripes on it.
You get surrounded my a gang of maffiosi, who's mum you've somehow insulted...
I put in Jimmy Hoffa...
You get picture of Jimmy Hoffa...
I put in my English homework...
You get an untranslated Psychology paper...I mean, not translated into Swedish, that is. Seriously, finding info about MPD in any other language than english is impossible...
I put in the mafioso underlings I just got, now belonging to La Familia...
You get the federales after you...
I put in the Triad, Yakuza and Hotel Moscow fron Black Lagoon...
You get Berlusconi, pissing his pants. >:3
I put in step-dancers in black and lots of hats...
You get sent to a square-dancing contest...
I put in Arizona...
You get a shirt saying, "Hey, sorry to tell you, Dorothy, but YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"
I put in a Ball mask...
You get the New york Yankees...
I put in Jaguar Cars Ltd.
You get a lion in a car. Well, now you're screwed.
I put in a backpack filled with arsenic...
You get a backpack from wich a fuming red liquid is oozing all over you...
The machine then tells you that it's Aqua Regia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_regia)...
I put in some diamonds
You get opals.
I put in pearls...
You get two blue sapphires, matching your (avvi's) eyes...
I put in a lump of lead, matching our skies in spring/autumn/winter...
You get some nice Lead Nitrate for hair removal. >_>
I put in Candy Boy...
You get the Haribo bear, who is promptly -eeh- "done" by pedobear...
I put in the remains of said Haribo bear...
You get the Pedobear Seal of Approval stamped on your head. NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
I put in an old FM radio...
You get AM static...
I put in VoIP..
You get a 300 Baud internet connection
I put in a Cray 3.
You get a VAX...
I put in a bag of corn bugles (nacho cheese)...
You get an empty bag -- and the vending machine makes chewing sounds.
I put in a 56k modem.
I get a flashback to the 1990s!
I put in a Honeywell Kitchen Computer...
You get one of the computers I am with in this room picked at random.
I put in my tissue box.
^Your get a crying dos
insert my soaps
You get shampoo...
I put in special agent Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in to find out what happened to the forum...
You get a grinning Nejin and two missing agents.
I put in a typewriter keyboard.
you get a write that looking for some pot to smoke
insert my bed
-Dos, asleep meow
You get your bed back with a passed out hippie on it...
I put in the phrase "Peace out, man..."
You get the phrase "Peace in your pants"
I put in a 300 lines long SELECT statement (yes, SQL can be very evil!)
You get the kode for my "mastermind" programmed in Delphi6 (I'd put the actual kode in here if i had Delphi installed, I'm just that evil, too :D)...
I put in a comprehensive menu system for DOS, written in QBASIC...
You get a comprehensive menu system for Minix written in Forth.
I put in a good night's sleep.
I get up tired. WTF?
I put in some Multics source...
You get the projects Origin and Perseus...
(that's from F.E.A.R., for the people who have yet to play the creepiest fps there is ;010)
I put in Paxton Fettel...
You get that uber creepy girl from fear. (Damn forgot her name)
I put in a Weighted Companion Cube.
You get hotel security...
I put in the Mirage, MGM Grand and the Bellagio...
(BTW, she's Alma, Alma Wade...)
You get myself.
I put in a tab.
You get a spacebar, freshly cut off it's keyboard, wrapped in a bill...
I put in this (my 1600th) post... :D
You get an increased library of porn do to the connections made with the posts.
I put in moar porn! Being a deliverance system is fun!!!
You get a kill-joy telling you that even your parents had hot steaming SEX! to have you, just when you were watching your favorite porn, associating that porn with the thought of your parents having sex....
I put in the evilness of this...Plus a basket of kittens to balance it with some cuteness...
You get a kitten.
I put is a measuring cup.
You get 2 pints of random...
I put in a canis lupus familiaris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canis_lupus_familiaris)...
You get a Pygoscelis Papua (a gentoo penguin)
I put in a bug.
You get a Volkswagen Beetle with a Felis margarita (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_Cat) in it...
(VauWagen, a dutch wordgame :))
I put in a E36 BMW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_E36), the M40B16 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_M40#M40B16) version...
You get a stack of train tickets
I put in a note (a musical one)
You get the Death Note. Use it wisely.
I put in a Blue Screen of Death.
You get a frozen shutdown screen...
I put in a Gramme machine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramme_machine)
You get a disk.
I put in a printer.
You get sprayed with ink, a cloud of toner gets blown in your face and the machine drapes some wet print-tapes over you...
I put in a fully functional telescopic crane made out of LEGO...
You get a bigger one, made completely out of Duplos.
I put in an iceweasel.
You get Scrat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrat)
I put in a new ice age...
you get the squawking of millions of happy tuxen and penguins.
I put in my grandma's internet connection.
You get 40MB worth of data sent to you through telegram...
I put in the song Battery by Metallica...
You get a music octave.
I put in a quarter note.
You get a metronome...
I put in a metro system and a gnome...
You get GNOME 1.1
I put in KDE 0.9
You get a pet grub...
I put in a black cd-marker...
You get a white CD marker
I put in 5 superformatted high density floppies.
You get 2 DS/DD 2.88MB diskettes plus a DS/DD 1.44 MB diskette...
I put in a Compaq laser diskette drive...
(yes they exist, i nearly got one)
You get an Iomega Zip disk
I put in a typewriter
You get a Gutenberg Press
(sorry for the missing umlauts, XP is messing with me)
you get swallowed whole by the vending machine and then vomitted out...
I put in a GNU logo.
(oh, crap! I forgot to put something in... srry)
You get the ASUS logo...
I put in the remote for my X-BOX...
You get the remote back ... just without batteries.
I put in an empty sheet of paper
You get the top sheet of A4 paper from Smokey's printer. It's the one that never gets used and collects all the dust and smudges...Poor heroic thing...
I put in a box containing 2500 pieces of chained A4 paper for dot matrix use...
You get a dumb terminal, which uses paper to show text.
I put in scissors.
You get a katana, forged through the original method...
I put in a wetstone...
You get another CPU benchmarking program :)
I put in that annoying dog who keeps on barking outside.
You get Animal Control after you...
I put in a Plutonium rod...
You get transported back into the future.
I put a thread in.
You get a cashmere sweater...
I put in the second set of upper front teeth i had, and the (presumably) 5th wisdom tooth i'm getting...
You get a set of artificial teeth.
I put in a 5 MB FAT12 partition
You get a 5,25" 10MB harddisk with two 5MB fat12 partitions on it...
I put in a pair of socks...
You get one of them back and hear a strange chewing sound from the machine... at least this answers one question, doesn't it?
I put in a Ruby book.
You get a copy of my e-book on the art of Dim-Mak...
(oh god, i hope it's not on my deceased HDD!)
I put in said HDD for diagnosis and repairs...
you get GIR and he teachers you how to dance like a monkey
You get IPv6...
I put in UDP
You get TCP
I put in HTTP
You get FTP...
I put in IEEE 802.11x...
You get TCP/IP over avian carrier
I put in SMB
You get Falco Lombardi, in an X-Wing. Now how does that work?
I put in the deceased Rapidsearch...
You get MSN search as default homepage on every PC you own and will ever buy...
I put in Google...
You get F$%KING KILLED!!! by The Mad Steve.
I put in some Daft Hands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw).
You get the complete script of Hamlet tattooed all over your body...
I put in a camshaft...
The machine explodes from an uncontrolled thought decay contaminated by Nejin's dirty mind.
When the flames have died away, left is a towel.
I put in Backup Eyebrows...
You get a ladyshave...
I put in mycartridge of Zelda OOT...
you get a bazillion (Not a real word) Zelda Figurines
I put in a piece of toast
You get a table laden with toast, jam, peanut butter, various cheezes, milk coffee, tea, and lots of other things...
I put in sunny weather...
You get a Nejin on a bike, half-dead from the damn processor overheating TO THE MAX, YO
I put in Half-Life...
(first off: LOL to your processor, i had an Athlon XP a couple o' years back wich reached to 73 celcius and now my mate's M2N-E (mobo) is reaching well in the 60's (63/64 celcius), while his processor stays a frisky 35 celcius...:D)
So you get a level 67 Necromancer from DII...
I put in my "Breath of the Dying" socketed longsword...
You get a toy lightsaber.
I put in a slice of salami pizza.
You get a pizza topped with delicious seafood and a salad with prosciutto and mozarella...
I put in the satmenet taht not all the ltetres in a wrod hvae to be in the rgiht oerdr to hvae yuor biran mkae snese of tehm...
I call you a liar and a madman. But the machine gives you $7.56.
I put in an empty grill lighter.
You get a jet-powered rotisserie...
I put in Top Ground Gear Force (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Ground_Gear_Force)
You get scrambled letters... You assume they all come from the term 'Top Ground Gear Force' but they are so scrambled that you have no idea which part forms which letter.
I put in pink noise
You get subliminal messaging through static...
I put in a Yagi-Uda Antenna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yagi_antenna)
You get a test image (http://fun.drno.de/pics/sendepause.jpg).
I put in a a RAID 5+1 array (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAID#Nested_levels)
You get a JBOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JBOD#Concatenation_.28JBOD_or_SPAN.29)...
I put in a friggin' HUEG firecracker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czar_bomba)...
You get a Slightly smaller one (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Kubischer_Kanonenschlag.jpg).
I put in a large empty area and a floodfill algorithm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_fill).
You get souvenir from the Roman Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascata_delle_Marmore)...
I put in a bit of green electricity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam)
You get 40 million tons of sediment[URL]
I put in a Harvard-architecture based computer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam#Sedimentation)
You bet a box full of Poptart crumbs.
I put in a garbage can lid.
You get a satelite dish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra_Deep_Space_Communication_Complex) made from that lid and a cantenna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna) from the can it came from
I put in space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_space)
You get a parallel universe.
I put in a Flux Capacitor...
You get a Pivotal Mass Generator, and riftspace breaking apart around you.
I put in a 5...
You get one of the most important numbers there is, a 0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_%28number%29#History)...
I put in its binary counterpart, the 1, apparently an Indian invention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_%28number%29)[/hurl]...
You get i (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_unit)
I put in 1 3 4 * + (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_Polish_notation)
You get PostProc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_post-processing)...
I put in Gouraud shading (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouraud_shading)...
You get a turing-complete scene-description language (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Povray)
I put in ç®€åŒ-å-- (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Chinese_characters)
You get simplified communism. >_>
I put in a potato labeled banana...
You get Hyperreality.
I put in a ridiculously complicated project that only 3 people in the world could understand.
You get my logic... :D
I put in my reasoning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox)
You get code, which is so obfuscated that God himself can not understand it and a stone so heavy that God can not lift it.
I put in TUX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TUX_web_server)
You get episode 7 of Penguin Musume Heart!, subbed by Chihiro.
I put in Splashtop...
You get an XT with DOS4...
I put in RISC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risc)
You get That Stupid Board Strategy Game Which Everyone Hates So Much.
I put in some blackened wood...
A peice of charcoal drops in your hands and you realize that they're still hot...
I put in a Barbeque...
You get a hamburger man with a lust for DANCE.
I put in a passport.
You get DEPORTED'D!
I put in a cab, the plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror...
You get an Escalade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Escalade)...
I put in a proper english tourer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aston_Martin_DBS_V12)...
You get a golf ball and a mallet.
I put in Macross Frontier...
You get Marco's polo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vw_polo)...
I put in a BMW 528 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_E39)...
You get run over for posting too many damn cars. You didn't even post a sidewalk, you moron!
I put in the rescue workers trying to get through the traffic jam to Smokey...
You get Top Gear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_%28current_format%29) complaining about how entire Motorways gets closed down for hours by annoying traffic wombles so someone can find his D*** mirror...
I put in one piece of motoring heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man)...
You get One Piece, episode 350~
I put in bleach. The chemo.
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OH LAWD HOW HILARIOUS THAT IS XD
You get Fuel... The song...
I put in lots of blocks of frozen shaving cream... :D
You get an enormous cone of ice cream...
...but it's frozen, and rock hard.
I put in a microwave...
You get a plate of lasagna.
I put in a Trabbi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Trabant_P50.jpg)
You get something a bit smaller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peel_p50)...
I put in diseasel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel)...
You get Diesel Jeans. They suck. And if you wear them, you will do as well.
I put in teh suckage...
You get an industrial vacume pump, sucking you out...
I put in a boot...
You get a bluescreen.
I put in ERROR:404...
You get a server time-out...
i put in some Cat5 STP...
You get a truckload of catnip over you...
I put in Catnarok...
you get TRAGDOOOOOR!! BURNINATING YOUR FAAACE!
I put in a case of mikes hard lemonade
You get your face full of Sketchbook~ and an aloof Sora.
I put in a microphone on the gallows...
You get gangbanged by a horde of MC's...
I put in some sick lyrics...
You get someone to like you, come to their home and CHOME CHOMEEEEE their sister.
...and then, of course, you wake up from your dream by someone pouring hot milk in your hair.
I put in lots of cream...
You get C.R.E.A.M. by the Wu-Tang Clan...
I put in Method Man AND Redman...
You get Red Bull injected into your blood, and you go on a total RAVE SPREE.
I put in...tables.
You get multiplications...
I put in a black suitcase
You get a visit by the Party V&! up your ass.
I put in a tick on steroids...
You get over 9 thousand! leeches...
I put in one drop of blood
You get a swarm of starved vampires.
I put in Stephen Lynch...
You get lynched by Stephen
I put in an incense stick.
You get an incest brick...
...whatever that is. Ã•_Ãµ
I put in SOU NAN DESS KARR? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzqGuJY3qc)...
You get randomness
I put in a mouse
You get a serially connected 3 button mouse.
I put in a rat.
You get mouse-ears.
I put in a severely mistreated phone...
You get a brand new phone that can even make toast for you.
I put in my friend's broken Ipod.
You get MY broken iPod...
...that's enough said, really...
I put in 500 grams of BEEF.
You get 500 grams of sugar.
I put in a key.
you get my heart
insert my broken heart
You get munching noises from the machine, cuz I'm in there enjoying my newly arrived substitute for 500 grams of beef.
I put in Vaccine...
you get a virue
insert a roll of duck tape
You get a series of flat ducks.
I put in xcopy.exe
You get xcopy.exe... again...
I put in explorer.exe
You get firefox.exe
I put in a copy of /bin/cp
You get a corrupted MySQL database.
I put in LOTS AND LOTS OF RAGE...
You get a LOT of candy.
I put in a peppermint candy.
You get fire spewing from your mouth.
I put in Fisherman's Friend...
You get a fishing rod
I put in an inappropriate comment
You get inappropriate content. And you liek it.
I put in muddy water.
You get the mississippi, too dry to drink and too wet to farm...
I put in a 50mm lens...
You get a load o' 9mm bullets STRAIGHT THROUGH YER NUTBLADDER!
I put in a wet swimsuit...
You get a wet dog... (with all the wet dog smell ofcourse :D)
I put in a blowtorch...
You get a burning zombie on your head.
I put in a tennis ball...
You get an official UEFA Euro 2008 soccer ball...
I put in one heck of a good goalkeeper, OUR goalkeeper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_van_der_sar)... :D
You get a goal scored against him by The Ibra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimovic).
I put in my chewed-on pants...
You hear a few noises and then get them back, even more chewed on (well, at least now you know what the noises were).
I put in a brightness control for dumb lusers!
You get BLOOM, BLOOM and MOAR BLOOM.
I put in a paperback LOTR book...
You get a de-luxe version of the LOTR trilogy and a luxury version of "the Hobbit"...
I put in a DVD of the Simpsons Movie...
You get an Astronomic Donut.
I put in 5 liters of milkshake...
You get 1 liter of milkshake.
I put in chocolate.
You get a big mug of.......Milk! :D
I put in cookies (the one you eat)...
You get invaded by ants.
I put in cockroach-eating geckos...
You get cockroaches.
I put in a disk.
You get a broken spine.
I put in Freddie Mercury...
You get Freddie Mercury back.
I put in peppermint.
You get shot for returning broken goods! GAWHR!
I put in a random Fjord...
You get a Mustang GT.
I put in an old broken PC I had lying around.
You get a pimpin' stylish processor-on-a-necklace-BLING, foo!
I put in domino bricks...
You get domino mortar.
I put in a "out of order" sign.
You get a newer out of order sign.
I put in a tent.
You get an instruction manual explaining how to set up a tent.
I put in a copy of Windows Home Server.
You get a letter of cease and desist from M$, and also V&!.
I put in the Party Van...
You get a Party Convertible.
I shove up... I mean put in... an MS employee who got the C&D letter shoved up their rear end (Too bad Longhorn Reloaded got this, I never even tried it).
You get the original Command&Conquer Red Alert on over 9000 diskettes.
I put in hemorrhoids...
You get cancer.
I put in a Sony Ericsson W300i.
You get a broken PS3.
I put in Metal Gear Solid IV...
You get Halo 3, Gears of War, and every other FPS game in the machine.
I put in my dog.
You get A FUKKEN TRICERATOPS.
I put in T-Rex...
You get a coupon for $0.10 off a T-bone steak.
I put in Saba-tan.
You get the OS, not the tan.
I put in my tiredness.
You get 1000 gallons of coffee dumped on you.
I put in a free gasoline voucher.
You get an empty barrel of oil. No such thing as free gas, man!
I put in a small part of Sahara...
You get a sandstorm.
I put in a VLK copy of Win2k.
You get lots and lots of driver issues.
I put in old segfault.org stories.
You get a horde of nerds on segways.
I put in a Spinnaker...
You get a party hat filled with shrimp.
I put in a two heaping spoons of butter.
You get heart disease.
I put in my old hosting.
You get the Oldfag Baseball Team.
I put in cell numbers from 4chan...
You get a bunch of angry Japanese swearing.
I put in a dirty pair of in-ear headphones.
You get BRAIN-MAGGOT INFESTATION! GAAAAAAH!
I put in raid macros...
You get RAID-10 support
I put in a IE8 beta version.
^you get a beta tester
You get Pikachu.
I put in a 20-sided dice and a betamax tape
You get a 1-sided dice (OMG, I WANT!!!) and a ReleaseCandidate1Min tape.
I put in the WLM9 Beta installer.
You get over 9000 timewarps on /b/'s server, and a horde of Anon rushing you.
I put in ZERGLINGS KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
You get assimilated by Borg
I put in a set of petanque balls.
you get a large "TWANG!" sign plastered onto your face.
i put in xkcd...
You get red spiders, lots of them!
I put in a teabag
You get mosaics plastered all over your face, a distorted voice, and a huge black bar over your eyes. CENSORED!
I put in disapproved content...
You get a message saying I stole all of it.
I put in a proxy.
You get a laggy 404 from a Malaysian server.
I put in a .torrent file.
You get 0.1KB/s download speeds.
I put in a floppy diskette.
You get viruses all over you crappy old Windows 98 computer.
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I put in my foot.
You get the rest of yourself consumed along with it by the machine. How is it on the inside? 0_o
I put in some blank DVD-R media.
You get a digital, sentient version of me on a holodisc. The inside sucked, so i took the first available escape route >_>
I put in sleep meds...
You get people that were also trapped inside the machine that are now asleep because they mistook the sleep meds for food.
I put in today's trash.
You get a trash can.
I put in some coke.
You get the police, the Army, and the FBI at your door.
I put in leftover ground turkey patties.
You get a lot of angry Kebab chefs taking your house down brick by brick.
I put in a Reaver...
You get a Beaver.
I put in a mirabelle.
You get out Bella in a ballet costume.
I'm too tired to play this game >_>
I put in crinkled paper.
You get uncrinkled paper, with a message written on it that says "Please quit throwing junk in the machine."
I put in my screwed up Taco Bell order.
You get a DVD case of Windows Vista Ultimate, pierced by a huge screw, with a small note hanging on it, saying "I hate you."
I put in a million CD's with burnt Windows XP's on them, and CD keys written on the disc.
You get a copy of OSx86, with a faulty patched kernel.
I put in VistaGlazz, because I don't need it on my WS2008 install because it doesn't work. :(
You get a snazzy guitar solo.
I put in an empty pillowcase...
You get the pillow.
I put in a bed.
You get a bed of nails. Actually, I've been on one before. Not bad.
I put in an over-filesized signature I use on some forums.
You get e-slapped, making your username appear as randomized characters and your avatar as a banana.
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I put in a triple triple...
You get a bigass samich.
I put in pickles.
You get a cheeseburger without any pickles - meaningly, one that's possible to eat.
...I HATE damn pickles.
I put in pixels...
You get 800x600 resolution.
I put in every episode of Family Guy ever made, and even future episodes that haven't been made yet.
You get the TV.
I put in my computer.
You get a copy of Windows 95, which was all it could run.
I put in another vending machine.
You get a very awkward muffled conversation, and the vending machine back again with all lights red and flashing. It rolls off quickly.
I put in 98SE-tan's bag of severed p0n0r.
You get Homeko-san's bag of manporn. <3
I put in every single computer virus that exists.
You get a computer with all those viruses.
I put in a nail
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You get a computer with all those viruses.
I put in a nail.
You get a screwdriver.
I put in my suspended hosting account.
You get eaten by a huge eel, passing by your local interweb.
I put in day-old sushi.
You get the breakfast of a lonely Japanese businessman who's efforts in life have brought him financial success but no person to call lover or friend.
I put in a really depressing way of describing your post.
You get my empty NWN2 Override folder. In a .zip archive. Sad, isn't it...
I put in a month's worth of Melatonin pills...
You get a blackened hard drive that OSX-tan sat on.
*inserts USB key marked "Vista compatible*
extort vista ultimate license.
I put in a whole room of high-school boys playing Counter-Strike during lunch break...
You get a very serious amount of internet lag.
*inserts Vista-compatible network card*
You get picture of yourself...and as we all know, you're definitely not certified for Windows Mil- i mean, Vista.
I put in Doctor Salene's heart...
You get a cake.
The cake is a lie.
*inserts Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device*
You get a computer running GlaDOS.
I put in a CD of Still Alive
You get an old single of Surfin' Bird (The bird's the word, you know)
I put in Thanksgiving leftovers from 5 years ago.
You get leftovers from MY last meal...and you who that was. Try handling that paradox, you!
I put in an LP with KC & The Sunshine Band's classic Shake your booty.
you get a chest of cursed pirate booty
I put in what I get out of it. Try figurin that one out :P
You get 4chan /po/'s 10M GET...if that EVER happens.
I put in *censored*.
You get someone out of the witness protection program
I put in a shrubery
You get The Knights who say "Ni".
I put in a wet paper bag
You get a Wet Cardboard Box. Take good care of it.
I put in a Super Mario sprite made of Lego's.
you get a little kid with legos up his nose humming the mario theam song
I put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up....
....Then put it in the vending machine.
You get limestone bricks. A wall of them. Between you and the machine. It is now inaccessible.
I put in a quadruple paradox...
You get eight boxes, from which four contains a living cat....
...or do they?
I put in a Wizard Robe and Hat.
You get a key that leads to an invisible porthole in the air. Now you just have to find it, good luck.
I put in 8 bits of music.
you get back 8 bits of baby.
I use the key to the invisable portal to get past the wall. then I put a stray thread from the fabric of the universe into the machine....
You get a duck with an attitude problem.
I put in my karaoke rendition of Rick Role.
You get The Safety Dance.
I, somehow, put in Metal Gear REX
You get out nothing but a huge pair of jaws. They swallow you whole, nom.
I put in the Golden Ratio.
You get the ratio of a circle's diameter to it's circumference, Ï€.
I put in a TI-83+ SE calculator.
You get it back, with a large bite taken out of the place where the ENTER key is.
I put in Shiraishi Minoru.
You get a VHS that contains a badly made music video of him singing.
I put in a carton of yoghurt.
You get a carton of icÃ©d cream.
I put in a Zaphod Beeblebrox. (didn't you hear he comes in six-packs?)
You get Zappa-Ho Musclemax, whose body is entirely covered in sixpacks.
I put in a legal torrent tracker...
You get a notice from the FBI saying that wasn't chicken.
-shoves in the two towers-
You get a fat man with a crown dumped on you, yelling, "HONEY, I'M HOOOME!!!!"
I put in ONE.HUNDRED.TIGERS.
You get a Godzilla-sized tiger in return
I put in the enclosed instruction book
You get a cage with scribblings on it. Enjoy.
I put in an...er...ostrich.
You get one really big chicken
I put in a TARDIS
You get eaten by a lump of hungry spacetime.
I put in a Men in Black II Blu-ray disc.
You get the Men in Black II HD-DVD... hope you got a player...
I put in FEMA.
(I have absolutely no idea what that is, so...)
You get a beaver on a stick. Merry Christmas, Cappy.
I put in an invoice...
You get a FEMA impound on your car, they need it to transport relief supplies to the areas affected by the recent blizzards. Blame World of Warcraft.
*inserts Drunken, Drug-addicted 2003 server-tan *
You get Alcohol marinated fish steak, served with hallicugenic mushrooms.
I put in... Charles Robert Darwin.
You get a pirated dvd of "Saving Private Ryan". The case is broken.
I put in a malfunctioning Windows XP Installation Disk...
you get microsoft customer service telling you you should just upgrade already.
I put in treefiddy
You get a horde of farmers.
I put in *sigh* world of WoWcraft...
you get a medal of honor for saving hundreds of thousands of people who were destroying their lives
I put in a wacom tablet
You get a strange sound from the machine, which stops and chunks a bit. Then after some noises, a scribble comes out. It's goatse.
I put in Ò‰
You get a cracked disc for Ubuntu Linux.
*inserts Death Star*
You get many lost hands...
I put in every man's secret admiration of David Hasselhoff
You get Chuck Norris with a hairy chest and a mask...
THAT'S HIS TRUE IDENTITY.
I put in Hans Zimmer...
You get a Laser Cat (The kind that can shoot lasers out of their mouths). Enjoy
I put in a blank DVD-R
You get Fedora Linux-Tan version 9
You get one angry-looking DOS Kitty in return.
I insert a dead PS2
you get live G36.. careful with that.
I put in a bag of misc. used cat toys
You get a Mouse.
Get plane crash on your head.
You get Pac-Man, who eats you.
I put in my sister's roommate, who wrecked my copy of Mario Kart 64.
You get Yoshi. Female Yoshi. Good luck with that I'll just watch from very...very far away.
I insert snow.
You recieve yellow snow in return.
I put in a a box of Recess Puffs cereal.
You get a unopened package of Reese's that's over 20 years old. I'm not sure if you'd want to eat that...
I put in a copy of Mario Party 4
You get a copy of Mario Party 16, which is completely identical with Mario Party 4...
I put in a carton of milk.
You get a flask of acid. Glhf, my man.
I put in ancient prothean technology.
you get the NCC-1701-D
I put in a phaser
You get ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHASER BEAMS!
I put in Kuriboh...
You get a crappy re-dubbed version of Yu-Gi-Oh!
I put in Forte.EXE.
You get EDLINned into a basic DOS BATchfile...
I put in IBSYS... (try to guess what that is :D)
You get shitloads of IOSYS music. ENJOY YOUR HEARING AIDS.
I made a pun. ZwZ
I put in a sammich...
You get ColeSlaw..
I PuT in rAndOM CapItAl LetTErS...
You get dyslexia.
I put in a 3Â½ diskette that contains the whole interwebs.
You get a classic BBS network on a set of PC-XTs...
I put in a 28k8 modem...
You get a story telling you the truth of why 6 is afraid of 7...
BECAUSE 7 8 9
I put in the Hairdo of the Year.
You get a poodle...
I put in a great dane...
You get King Erik of Sweden, who married an 11-year old norwegian princess and got a son, who later became king Magnus.
I put in CÃ©sar Milan...
You get Mike Rowe
I put in Les Stroud
You get a demand of Shrubberies from the Knights Who Say NI.
I put in shoujo-makeup...
You ger a horrible, itchy rash all over your face...
I put in poison Ivy....
heh heh heh
You get eaten by the machine.
I put in Fajita seasoning...
You get 10.37 microwave meals...
I put in the missing 0.63 meal
You get two-thirds of pizza in your face.
I put in VonDaab's shuvel...
You get VonDaab, pissed about his broken shuvel...
I put in a Caterpillar Backhoe... (funny name "back-hoe") :D
You get Caterpie. Hope you like bug Pokemon
I put in a copy of Castlevania for the NES
You get DrMario...
I Put in Zelda ALTTP for the SNES...
You got the master sword!
But it has lost its power to banish the evil...
I put in an Octorok.
you get to save exactly one SNES casette worth (1MB) of data befor your computer gets destroyed...
I put in the remains of poor VonDaabs PC...
Good thing I got everything saved on a external HDD...
The remains of my computer convert into a 3DO console... but it has NO GAEMS!
I insert a Betamax cassette.
You get a LaserDisc.
I put in a webcam.
you get all the crappy-quality youtube films...
i put in a hi-def 3ccd semi-pro camcorder...
You get a 20+ year old VHS video camera that's bigger than your head and also doesn't work anymore. Have fun trying to make it work and finding tapes to actually record stuff onto.
While wearing a thick, insulated suit and carrying it with tongs held at a safe distance, I put in a copy of Twilight.
You get the entire Chernobyl accident stuffed in your house...
I put in a legal copy of WinME in its original packaging...
You get a used copy of Windows Vista sans registration key (enjoy your repeated validation warnings!)...
I put in cheap cologne...
You get a flask of rubbing alcohol...
I put in a BMW 525 Diseasel... (my mate just bought one, so what the hey :D)
You get a Dow-Corning Diesel Particulate Filter. Make sure to install it properly.
*inserts an 8" Floppy Disc*
You get a Compukit UK 101 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compukit_UK101)
I insert a Am486DX4 processor
You get a Windows 3.11 Diskette set.
*inserts Socket 478 Celeron 2.4GHz*
You get a Duron 1.2Ghz
Insert a jack russel terrier... :D
You get a Chia Pet. Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!
I put in a Nintendo Wii
You get a Gamecube.
*inserts picture of Vista getting anhilated in chess.*
A screenshot of the ownage. (http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4455/vistastompingfg1.jpg)
You get the Nobel PWN Prize... (seriously; WTFLOL;010)
I insert a teaspoon...
You get a crumpet.
*inserts Linksys Router*
You get shitty underwear.
OTHER PEOPLE'S shitty underwear.
Laundry's a bitch. -.-
I put in a simple glass ring...
You get a useless brass ring.
*inserts Weighted Companion Cube*
You get a brick to the head.
I insert 12 hours of sleep...
You get a paycheck for $1.
You get a Network card...
I insert 60 feet of CAT5 STP LAN cable...
Insert frag grenade...
You get two frag grenades, minus the safety pins...
I put in some bandages...
You get your own, peeled-off skin.
I put in a sauna...
you get a glass of water and a hot ember...
I put in BBQ sauce...
You get a cake.
*inserts Vista Business Edition 32-bit, without product key*
You get a hyperlink to The Pirate Bay (http://thepiratebay.com[/url). Happy now, aren't you!
I insert a 4chan GOLD account...
You get an IP Ban due to some things you posted on /b/.
*inserts Guitar Hero*
you get a Fender USA Strat...
Insert Gibson Les Paul...
I get Kojima Haruna wearing a maid costume with balloon guitar...
This vending machine thing is awesome..... greaaattt
Insert a box of Hermes...
You get a dimensional port to Futurama...
Insert an omelet...
You get a very angry chicken.
I put in an Alteran Puddle Jumper.
You get showered in twenty pounds of computer jumpers...
i insert a LED
You get a flashbang.
I put in a natural perm...
you get split enz...
I put in bleach
You get naruto.
enjoy your foxfag.
I put in HURF DURF...
You get V.V from Code Geass.
*inserts Pizza Hut Pizza*
You get thrown-up pizza.
I put in peanuts...
you get an allergic reactor...
i insert a Plutonium-238 ceramic pellet...
You get Hans Brix.
I put in a random Vladimir.
you get a brazilian guy named Valdimir...
I insert an exclamation... (as in Holy Fook!!! that pic's supposed to be just 176 by 150 pixels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Plutonium_pellet.jpg)
You get BROKEN THREAD IS BROKEN, NO USE FIXING IT NOW, ENJOY YOUR B&!
I put in /a/'s 12M GET...
Get Chii form chobits
Holy.... That pic is extremely huge....
Put in a small green gnome get....
you get KDE
I insert Exploits...
You get HUEG.jpg.
I put in a usb slot...
You get a IEEE1394 Red Light District
I insert pitbull terrier...
Insert Great Dane
You get a zombie dog.
I put in a figurine of Kona-chan
You get a Kona-cosplayer
I put in a fistful of dollars...
You get a bottle of Sake.
you get a padlock...
I insert an instant replay of Odin inserting the key...
You get the Odin full video..
*insert xp-tan cd*
You get a -TanBook...
I insert a McChicken...
You get a Reuben Sandwitch.
*inserts Odin inserting a key into the vending machine directors edition uncut... on Blu-Ray.*
You get another "The Incredible OSC Vending machine!"
now we got 2....
Insert roasted Smokey on the first machine.... ^_^
and insert cigarette on the second one...
You get Smokeys ghost, smoking that cigarette haunting you...
And you get the ash from that cigarette from the second machine...
I put in a brick in the first...
And a roll of tape in the second...
You get a beauty shop coupon
You get a DVD.
*inserts one Vending Machine into the other*
The machine Divided by zero, thus ending all existance (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/How_to_Divide_by_Zero)
I insert a kitten...
You get a vicious dog...
Insert this dog again...
Added after 1 minutes:
*wish to bite someone*
The machine bites a cop and you get a fine for it... :D
I insert Rico from Madagascar...
You got Rising Fire (Summon a tower of lava to scorch your enemies! Yeah, a little too much Mega Man lately...)
I put in a yo-yo
You get a dietician...
I insert.....myself! :D
You get ground up into little pieces because it's not a vending machine at all.
I insert Visbou.
You get Inu-T and DOS-kitty, who start to fight with you in the middle...
I insert a random nekomimi pic...
you get EXTREME PR0NZ
I insert a Macbook.
(Lol, using one right now)
You get a McChicken...
I insert a frying pan... full of hot oil...
You get a burnt, cut-off arm.
I insert a half-grown chicken.
You get a handfull of feathers...
I insert an Antonov 225... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225)
You get a blob of vector graphics.
I insert nitrous oxide...
You get a frozen pot plant...
I insert a sack of flour...
You get a loaf of bread.
I insert a linux computer.
You get a 100mb package of fanboy.
I insert A SIDEBAR!
You get a puff of smoke.
I insert a rooster.
You get a message from the Admins that YOU'VE BEEN A BAD USER NOW COCKLE
I insert the Start Orb.
You get a BSOD and a message that the BSOD has failed.
I insert a computer fan.
OSHI- how have I been bad?
You get a clone of yourself. With a severe mental disease of your own choice. What'll it be then, Cockle-san? ^_^
I insert nosebleed. 4 litres.
HEYHEYHEY back up. I have ADHD IRL.
You get EXTREME PR0NZ
I insert a popup.
You get OHMYFUCKINGGAWDTHEYREAPPEARINGALLOVERMYSCREENANDITSFILLINGUPLIKEOHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I insert KNEE FETISH. (!?)
You hear a clank and get a 404 fetish not found.
I insert a foot fetish (!)
You get trampled by the machine, and then a 400$ tab pops out.
I insert ARCHER FETISH.
You get stabbed. By arrows.
I insert a COMPUTER FETISH-- oh wait most of us have that
You get a keyboardXmouse yaoi doujinshi.
I insert DESPAIR...
You get HAPPINESS
I insert keyboardxmouse yaoi doujinshi.
You get a crappy, over-censored yuri pseudo-hentai FANFIC.
I insert a dead puppy...
You get a turd.
I insert a macbook air.
you get the P-P-P-POWERBOOK!
I insert the worst smell of all time.
You get a flower that emits the worst smell of all time.
I insert AN IDEAAAAA
You get a blown lightbulb.
I insert a random URL...
You get a horrible 4chan meme (tubgirl, other crap like that)
Take your pick.
I insert 4chan.
The machine spits it out again, right in your face. You now have a wound on your forehead, infected with pretty much every disease ever imagined.
I put in a random cut-off dragon limb...
You get me, screaming, "OH GOD, WHY DID YOU CUT MY ARM OFF?"
Yohoho. -dragon on ze internet ok?-
I put in a gun full of ice cream.
You get Hello Kitteh...
(see random pic thread why)
I put in a piece of gold
You get the Curse of Cortes. Lawl.
I put in a flock of doves...
You get a bucket of crap.
I put in a plate...
You get a teacup.
*inserts a cake*
The cake is a lie.
I insert the universe.
You get Stephen Hawking. The guy with the theories about the universe.
*inserts 20" Telescope*
You get a smashed lens.
I insert an internet.
You get a coupon for a crashed airplane.
I insert said airplane...
You get a
I insert said bitchslap
You get a talking skeleton.
I open the door beneath the vending machine and insert a new cup of tea...
You get hit by a cake.
I insert a banhammer.
You get a burning 100-dollar bill.
I insert a bleeding nose...
You get HUEG YURI RAEPAGE...
I insert a hot young girl
The machine starts vibrating slightly, then red lights light up. It starts rocking, and then a note saying "GGKTHX, BRB HOT YURI SEX APPLICATION EXECUTED" pops out of its side.
I put in a salmon codpiece...
You get a letter from the president saying "Wtf, yo."
I insert a wii.
No really, a wee.
You get a football, with the words "DECIDE ALREADY" written on it.
I put in a Turd of Indecisiveness.
You get the fart of confusion
I insert a cup of Piss of Thought
You get an ocean of nonsensical laughter.
I insert Franken Fran.
You get a piece of paper.
I insert a mouse.
you get a cockroach
(la cucaracha, la cucaracha, laa, lalalalalala...)
I insert a bra
You get XP-tan
I insert XP-tan
You get Hot sex so hot you asplode...
I insert the still smoking bits of Cockleshell...
You get a perfectly repaired Cockleshell.
I insert me
you get a big pack of hamburgers...
I insert bratwurst
You get floating penises.
I insert a wireless mouse.
you get a mouseless wire... :D
I insert a train ticket
You get hit by a train.
I insert hot vista-xp yuri.
you get cold yaoi...
I insert some lingerie
Happy birthday. (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/10570/1148045914530.jpg)
I insert a naked singularity.
you get a two hour lecture by Stevie Hawking....
I toss stephen Hawking in...
YOU KILLED STEPHEN HAWKING!
I insert your face because I just ripped it off.
you get many LOLs, not from the machine, from me...
I insert a creepy atmosphere
You get a creepy 4chan thread.
I insert HIV
you get dirty needles
i insert a clinic...
You get junkies.
I insert a HDTV
you get high def nonsense
I insert crushed glass...
You get molten glass and a note saying "So long and thanks for all the fish."
I insert a dolphin and a towel.
you get a can of tuna
I insert a bale of wool...
You get a length of yarn.
I insert a 24K GOLD MACBOOK HOLY SHIT
you get a gold, gucci nokia...
i insert a chrome Whee...
You get a tin powerbook.
I insert deviantart...
you get a museum...
i insert a statue of fedora-tan
You get SUDDEN FORUM CULT.
I insert a cup of liquidized lemons...
you get limes...
I insert a vodka-martini, shaken not stirred...
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. You get a bullet to the head.
I insert a bullet.
You get shrapnel.
I insert mouth-to-mouth...
gou get a guy mouthing you off....
I insert some dead weight
You get a chainsaw.
I insert a rabid beaver...
You get Punxatony Phil, the woodchuck from PA that makes the official forecast on February 2nd.
*inserts rifle cartridge*
You get a bullet wound.
I insert a jug of blood.
you get a redneck playing the jug...
I insert a block of granite...
You get a 2001: A Space Odyssey Monument. This accurately scaled reproduction features the precise dimensional ratio of 1:4:9, the squares of the first three prime numbers.
*inserts One Million Dollar Bill.*
You get C. Montgomery Burns, thief and owner of the only 1 billion dollar bill...
I insert hair...
You get Hairspray.
I insert a windows XP disk...
you get a corrupted MBR
I insert an old AmiBIOS with LowLevel Format Utility...
You get Windows Vista
I insert my ear.
You get a Hearing Aid.
*inserts a hard drive*
You get all sorts of errors about not playing nice with the vending machine.
I insert a van...
you get a 4chan party looking for their van...
I insert common sense...
You get a super power.
I insert a black hole..
you get a white plug...
I insert a Deep Purple concert...
You get a light pink radio.
I insert an orange peel...
you get an apple pie
i insert bacon, fresh bacon, made from C-Chan
You get Cockleshell and a plate of dragon wings.
I insert 3.1
you get DOS-kitteh...
I insert catnip and doggy treats...
You get Inu-t and doskitty. (how did doskitty get back in the machine?)
I insert broccoli (yum)
you get some mashed potatoes and a t-bone steak with that...
i insert a Run-DMC album...
You get a puff of smoke and a "Does not compute" error.
I insert raw food.
You get salmonella...
i insert antibiotics...(powerful antibiotics, from the american military, the stuff that kills anything "bio" :D)
You get Biotics, the psychics from Mass Effect.
I insert a Gay Festival.
You get Los Angeles
I insert Amsterdam...
You get a Wishing Ring.
I insert chopsticks...
You get a Eunich General. Better luck next time.
*inserts Pentium IV CPU.
you get an old Celeron...
I insert an AMD K6-2 Procesor...
You get a cup of tea. If used right, it is the most effective processor ever made, or not made!
I insert a banana peel...
You get a BetaMAX cassete.
*inserts a Vinyl album of the Philharmonic Orchestra*
You get a "Clair de Lune" CD single
I insert the DVD of Oceans Eleven
You get a DVRAWDBLDREDBV Disc of 151 of Lesser Sea. Good luck using it anytime in the following 150 years.
I put in a city car...
You get a beat up old gas-guzzling pickup truck that can't be used effectively for anything other than pushing a snowplow and hauling firewood.
you get the energizer bunny, on acid.
I put in Toki
You get a hearty ~Wo Tomae from the machine.
you get a 1:10 scale B&-hammer...
I insert a 6litre V12
You get a Wright Whirlwind Aircraft engine.
You get cake.
I insert Wakachan.
You get Pacman
you get Gran Tourismo 3...
I insert Forza Motorsport 2, a very nice XBOX360 game...
You get a broken Sega GENESIS.
*inserts TI-89 Calculator*
You get an IBM PC-XT wich can do so much more...
I insert Maki-Zushi... (sushi roll)
You get the sun.
I insert a flyff mage with a really crappy build.
You get a Level 65 FlyFF V7 Ringmaster, whose Hybrid RM build pwns in both supporting and PVPing.
(What server btw? If I still have a patched client and you're on Lawolf I might come buff you)
*inserts Level 70 Fiesta Cleric*
You get a piÃ±ata.
Agh, I'm on Mia. My character was doomed from the start, I put points in dex and str. Dx
I insert a razor blade.
You get a Twilight-obsessed emo girl. Have fun with that.
I insert the Monty Python box set
And now for something completely different.
I insert THE INTERNET
KIMI NI MUNE KYUN~
And you get a pixelate strawberry cake.
I put in lots and lots of cream...
You get lots and lots of ice.
I insert Air Rivals. [/currentaddiction]
You get air force two...
I insert a wiener...
You get a tube.
I insert a banana.
woot for phallic food articles
You get a Doujin.
You get a night wit nerds...
I insert a pack of raincoats...
You get a pack of cigarettes.
I insert danbooru.
You get BLATANT CENSORSHIP.
I put in the only thing left on the smÃ¶rgÃ¥sbord efter att alla jÃ¤vla gÃ¤ster gÃ¥tt dÃ¤rifrÃ¥n...
The machine spits it back out with a note that says "Ew, disgusting."
I insert George Bush.
You get Schadenfreude.
*inserts cat ears*
You get MASSIVE NOSEBLEED ROCKET.
I insert Yuri in large quantities...
You get me.
I insert myself.
You get violently tentacle-raped by the machine, wrapped in ribbons and flung out through the back-door to the "regulars".
I insert Epic Trap...
You get a Guilty Gear screenshot featuring Bridget.
You get a popup asking if you really want to do that.
I insert food.
You get c cappuchino...
I insert a Latte Macchiato...
You get a gun.
I insert an apple-eating penguin holding a window.
You get Freespire...
I insert a 5,25" DOS bootfloppy...
You get doskitty.
I insert a computer mouse.
You get a dead squirrel.
I insert a hamusutaa...
You get a confused wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=hamusutaa&go=Go)
I insert clarification...
You get confusion.
I insert PR0NZ
You get white stains...
Insert a blacklight...
You get backlight.
I insert a HAMSTER
(damnit, romaji, can you speak it?)
You get a gerbil...
I insert a dictionary...
(romaji is there so you can speak japanese, it's phonetic so it should be a piece of cake)
You get... AN AVALANCHE OF 3 ft. TALL LEAD LETTERS THAT RAIN DOWN UPON YOU.
I insert a Ragna Blade.
You get a note saying OH DAMNIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN stuck on a cleaver. Smeared with blood.
I put in said bloody cleaver...
You get a menstrual cycle.
I insert a motorcycle.
You get a trail of gasoline, leading to a rotten corpse with a lighter in hand...
I put in an unknown physical constant.
you get flooded with variables...
I put in a hand...just a hand... oh it still has a ring...i take the ring and toss the hand in... i can sell that ring...
You get a blood-covered foot.
you get cake crumbs on your hand...And realize the machine hasn't done anything for the last two posts...
I insert a trumpet, and "the last post" on CD...
The vending machine promptly gives you a Casino Royale DVD.
You get a sealed copy of Windows XP, nd you hear moaning and screams of pleasure coming from the machine...
I insert the illegitimate lovechild of Vistan and the osc vending machine...
You get Win7.
I insert tentacle rape.
You get a sad, scarred, emuii-tan
I insert 2K-Tan facepalming...
That actually made me sad. :(
You get XP-tan eating.
I insert chickens.
You get a fresh egg every day, oh wait you get a box to put your super-market eggs in...
I insert an episode of South Park...
OMFG, YOU KILLED KENNY!
I insert a bowl.
You get drunk tens...
I insert a minivan...or two...
You get hail.
I insert minivan-size hail.
You get an entire village, bombed to smithereens...but the people there are already all dead, having slaughtered each other with axes...heads everywhere...TEHEHE ^_^
I insert Hanyuu~.
You get pushed away by me, because the machine wanted to give you Yui Horie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yui_Horie)...
I insert a cruise...
You get Tom Cruise, who is now jumping on your couch.
I insert Van Halen
You get Wagner...
I insert Rise of Nations...
You get Age of Mythology.
You get a BSOD.
I insert a vibrator.
You get a happy 2k-tan
I insert my hope that i will be able to play those games in Win7...
You get a Multivibrator.
*inserts facepalm macro*
You get a footbutt.
I insert 4chan.
You get a bucket of manure...
I insert a ray of sunlight flling over the white sheets a beautiful woman lies under...
You pull the sheets back and prepare to dive into the woman of your fantasy... and do a faceplant on her bulging stomach and wake up shocked to learn she weighs over 500 lbs because she ate all the snacks that normal vending machines have in them.
You get mortgaged...
I insert a cash vaporizer...
You get a vaporizer.
I insert sexual innuendos about ME-tan.
You get Queen...
I insert a vial of mercury...
You get Heavy Metal.... Poisoning
*inserts STYX album*
You get Beastie Boys...
I insert Run DMC...
You get a Delorian DMC-12.
*inserts Flux Capacitor*
you get ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGGAWATTS! >;3
I put in all my old doodles from more then a year ago
You get the most recent version of Fedora-tan.
*inserts a website*
You get Something you might like (http://www.delorean.com/)
I insert something i like (http://www.jaguar.com/global/default.htm)
You get something I like. (http://www.saturn.com/saturn/SaturnIndex.jsp)
I insert a broken bone.
You get a broken steering wheel.
*inserts an airbag*
You get to see how much fun it it to trigget an airbag in a 55gallon barrel full of water...
I insert an empty barrel
Added after 9 minutes:
also, 1001 posts, yay for milestone achieved! ^_^
You get Peppy Hare shouting "Do a barrel roll!" at you
I insert an old Commodore 64
You get C-Chan. On a diskette.
I insert a random mask...
You get The Mask.
I insert a bad movie.
you get a bad actor
i put in a 5 liter box of Merlot
You get QUALITY wine made in china.
I insert products "designed in the USA"...
You get Chip Foose...
I insert Pinifarina
You get sugar.
I insert a wireless guitar...
you get a stringless piano...
I insert a surround set...
You make the machine...upset. It sends you a boxing glove and a challenge letter, followed by a JAB OF RAGE. -w-
Added after 8 seconds:
I insert gray.
You get neutrality...
I insert Zapp Brannigan
You get Zaphod Beeblebrox...
I insert Betelgeuse.
you get a VW Beetle and some juice...
I insert some fried cheese...
You get a plastic kitty, with a sappy look in its eyes, glued on you.
I insert maple syrup...
you get the canadian flag...
I insert the Union Jack
You get the Yorozuya Gin-chan, as your employer.
I insert Air Mozilla (http://air.mozilla.com/)...
You get boredom
I insert WIN
You get epic fail.
You get a grammaphone
I insert a motion picture...
You get a lawsuit on your ass.
I insert the ski gloves I'm wearing while typing this...
uyoiu geyt vctrsa[ppouy ewtriytoimngf./..
(You get crappy writing)
I insert a fireplace...
You get a chimney sweep.
*inserts a bucket of coal*
You get Glowball warming..
Inserts 1x1mile icecube...
You get Antarctica.
You get a hitman called Goodcat...
I insert Slevin
You get Sirius.
You get a neutron star shoved up your ass.
I put in a Late Clock...
You get a time server
I insert an atomic clock...
You get a very laggy digital clock, broken of too much jetlag.
I put in a twitch...
You get Electro Convulsive Therapy
I insert Insulin Shock Therapy
You get Melatonin pills.
I insert pregnancy...
You get the abortion debate
I insert an IUD
You get a VHD.
I insert a Betamax player...
You get an HD-DVD.
*inserts 8" Floppy Disc*
You get corrupt data.
I put in a shinai...
You get Chroma Key (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_screen)...
I insert a webcam...
You get a microphone.
I put in my replica Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch in all it's awesomeness.
You get a really cheap casio digital watch, minus batteries...
I insert cheapness...
You get a huge telephone bill.
I insert electricity...
You get powerlines through your back yard... And front yard, cuz they run over your house...
I insert such a pylon to hold up those lines... one of those huge ones...
You get a Wardenclyffe Tower high voltage generator.
*inserts Nikkola Tesla*
You get a Leyden Jar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leyden_jar)...
I insert a Magnetohydrodynamic Power Generator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetohydrodynamic_Power_Generator)
You get something that sounds like it's straight out of Red Alert 3, and apparently is a weapon.
I insert a giant pear...
you get an undersized grape...
i insert delicious omelet...
You get delicious and moist cake.
*inserts Orange Box*
You get a black box flight recorder, wich is in fact yellow...
I put in a little green bag... Search George Baker, Search! Mwuahahahawrrr...
You get a used teabag.
You get a 100 dollar bill...
I insert MOE~ <3
You get flames. Enjoy your third-degree burn. -w-
I insert blatant axe of honesty...
You get turd of doubt...
I insert fart of lies...
You get a drunken sailor.
You get a tankless water heater (AKA geyser or ascot) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Geiser_keuken.jpg/180px-Geiser_keuken.jpg)
I insert a distribution board with faulty breakers
You get an exploding transformer
I put in a sonic screwdriver
You get a hammer drill...
I insert The Lichterfeld F60 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overburden_Conveyor_Bridge_F60)... :D
You get a crushed person.
I insert the OSC vending machine.
You get two ladies going to the toilet together, although they actually wanted to stalk someone else going there.
I insert incest.
You get me drooling over it.
I insert twincest.
You get Kagami~n, alone and crying over not having any Konata to get raep'd by.
I insert bubblegumcest, however that works.
stop following me
You get watermeloncest.
I insert vocaloids
You get Throat AIDS. lawl.
I insert a stick on a head.
You get a stick on a butt.
I insert Takoluka.
You get MikuXLuka. -w- DELICIOUS VOCALOID YURIIII~ <3
I insert Mt. Fuji, played by Koizumi.
You get K-2, with me playink with K-3... ^_^
I insert a quartet... 8)
You get 4 bashed skulls.
I insert danbooru.
You get Donmai.US
You get french library.
Added after 12 seconds:
I insert honey bun.
You get cornbrad...
I insert a potted plant...
You get a delayed reaction braking cylinder, which when installed wrecks your car because it takes 12 seconds to apply the brakes when you push the lever, far too slow to stop in time to avoid hitting the dumptruck in front of you.
I insert ponytails...
You get bangs...
i insert skin... (the skin humans shed when they get sunburn...)
You get skin again. Blegh.
I insert CASTRATION
You get neuteration...
I insert sterilzation...
You get very clean.
I insert windows XP home
You get yaoi and rape. Oh wait...
I insert a hueg IO panel.
You get a wire-wrapped MoBo...
I insert a breeder reaktor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeder_reactor)
You get a nuclear explosion.
I insert hawt proXhome yuri
You get 3.1 Loli...
I insert hot sexy molten steel...
You get stupid sexy mario.
I insert Weegee...
You get Mallio.
I insert Mallio.
You get Engrish...
I insert Dutch
I demand my proXhome hawt yuri back because this loli 3.1 isn't doing it for me
I insert 2KxNT yuri just for the hell of it
You get Gurochan.
You get a very dizzy Visbou on a carousel.
I insert said carousel...
You get a centrifuge...
I insert a skyscraper... (not the building, a thing to scrape the sky with ^_^)
You get blood and tears.
I insert food.
You get the stuff food turns in to...
I insert a spacebar...
You get a
I insert a
You get a [null]
I insert a [void]
You get a hole. It's very stretchy.
I insert something into the hole, which I then insert into the machine.
You get hot yaoi...
i insert some "ice-cold sushi for breakfast"
You get a dead kitten. It's been burn marked with the text "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG".
I insert a pot of boiled pot...
You get a bowl of STFU
I insert a mac.
You get a pissed off Ronald McDonald
Added after 11 seconds:
I insert lag
You get 500 FPS, which your eyes cannot handle. You die.
I insert COFFEE
You get HTML TABLETS.
I insert demands for REVENGE FOR SHAMISEN!!!
You get an atomic bomb.
I insert my 600th post.
You get Eggplant Nagato Strap.
I insert Cool Face.
I insert a tomato
You get Tomato Juice.
I insert Cheerleader Costume Nagato.
You get a Bunny Suit Mikiru
*inserts Haruhi's baseball bat*
You get a baseball signed by John DiMaggio
I insert Hank Azaria...
You get a cat. It's white.
I insert a very long row of animu characters going "KYUN! KYUN! KYUN!"
First off...COOL!!!! My cat is completely white too!!!! <3
You get a mute....
I insert a NBC-Suit
You get a Fox News Forum.
*inserts Platinum Angel*
You get a burst fuel cartridge from the windscale Level 5 Nuclear Accident...
I insert the coverup of said accident...
You get Boots of Escaping.
I insert Phased Boots...
You get phase-change cooling for your PC...
I insert Freon gas...
You get cryo tubes.
I insert spray paint...
You get a gas-mask...
I insert this! (do want ^_^) (http://www.militaria4you.com/img/artikelen/gegenereerd/1694_10A036_oranje_NBC_pak_matisec_c_1551614.jpg.middle.jpg)
You get death by radiation poisoning, cuz you don't have it anymore.
I insert plutonium...
You get grabby hands (mine) who want uranium too...
I insert a graphite reactor core..
You get a Rift Core. You have no idea how it works, so you try putting your uranium in it. It eats it up. Nothing more happens.
I insert a molester.
You get molested...
I insert angry cops...
You get a tased bro, bro.
I insert Ami is a bro.
you get cultural overload...
I insert the world Expo 2000...
You get HAL 9000. Prepare to die.
I insert GlaDoS (or however it's capitalized).
You get CP/M
I insert IBSYS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBSYS)
You get IOSYS.
I insert Gacha Gacha Cute.
You get 10 CC of MOE
I insert OT
You get the fearsome On-Topic truth.
I insert Original Content...
You get OP
I insert OS
You get crystallized headbang.
I insert a headshot...
You get M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!
I insert QUAD DAMAGE
You get Quad Core.
I insert i7...
You get Intelhate
I insert AMDlove
You get processor molestation.
I insert graphics card pedophilia...
You get an AK-wielding 3.1 sama
I insert SODcat
You get *sob*cat.
I insert codcat.
You get a tunafish...
I insert a salmon
You get shark!
Insert shark spine...
You get soup...
I insert a lovely black, big eyed kitten...
You get a Chimera...
I insert 500 yen coin...
You get a $50 bill...
I insert snot...
You get vista.
I insert a cup
You get a golfclub...
I insert iodine...
You get a battery acid. Careful with that
I insert Yugi Moto
You get a motorola... GSM antenna
I insert a Samsung backhoe...
You get a plain ol' front-hole-hoe.
I insert Normal...
You get Silly
I insert boredom
You get fail
I insert train
you get derailed by yourself...
I insert sand...
You get Sahara. Dumped right on top of you.
Have fun with that.
I insert a lesser desert...
You get a Greater Healing Potion...
I insert Jagged Crystal Sword of Worth...
You get Unnatural Axe.
I insert the most boring subject of all time, religion...
Came the strongest Himalayan Guardian Force.....
*Bingo this is the special GF*
Insert rusty chopper dirty stinky bended spoon....
Get plastic spork. And 5 more in your mouth.
I insert insertion...
You get exorcised...
I insert a buddha
You get a Shinto Monk
No, no, I'm not into that stuff, seriously.
*jumps back in*
The machine spits out.......let's see....hmmmmm.....Cockleshell and then gives her a refreshing bottle of Coca cola...
I insert an AA battery...
You get a laser rifle rebuilt to fit car batteries as the power supply...
I insert a poncho.
You get a high tech thermal optic camouflage body suit....
insert fully armed F35 Fighter Jet including the pilot....
You get the dutch Commando Services Centre, who SUCK for not sending me the book i needed for my tests this afternoon!!!
I insert a reapplication for a psych-eval/MilATC test...
You get an EPIC FAIL.
You get an nuclear bomb...
I insert a LED flashlight...
You get a Tree-Hugger.
*inserts High Intensity Discharge light bulb, full of mercury vapor*
You get a medium electricity bill...
I insert a 4000Watt skytracer (http://www.meteormuzik.com/cc/1001055/uploads/Image/icons/ISIK%20SISTEM/HL%20lighting/skytracer.jpg)...
You get a bad case of global warming and toxic waste spills.
*inserts Sexy Vis-tan*
Get ugly OS.
I insert chocolate p0n0s.
You get a Kyonko
*inserts Anime DVD*
You get a documentary about paint on VHS...
I insert Pink-Ray...
You get Deka Ranger Pink......
Insert Deka Ranger Giant Robo.....
You get an EVA...
I insert berserk mode...
You get GETTER ROBO.
I insert core drill...and turn it around.
you get dizzy...
I persuade Yoko Ritona to step in...
You get GANMEN'D in the face.
I insert blanks. Lots of them.
You get live fire... fired in your general direction...
I insert tactics...
You get battles. And raped by Sun Tzu.
I insert strategy wielded by Zhuge Liang...
you get forced to play risk against 5 8-year-olds...
i insert a conversion kit to turn this machine into a coca-cola vending machine...
You get pepsi. Without the can.
I insert Malevolent Spider.
You get hippiue snail...
I inser pacification
You get war from boredom.
I insert 69.
You get 96, the morning after 69 when 6 and 9 are sober and hate each other again.
You get assimilated...
I insert the Enterprise-E
You get a TARDIS
I insert a TIE Fighter
You get a necktie...
I insert a subwoofer...
YOU GET BLOWN AWAY CUZ THE MACHINE LIEKS ITS NEW TOY AND MODDED IT
I insert inertia.
You get to feel how it is to sit in the front seat of a car without the seatbelt on, while the car abrubtly brakes very hard...
I insert a camera flash unit, modified to be a taser... (yes even photographers are sick in the head ^_^)
You get a Neuralizer.
I insert vertigo...
You get a private concert by U2...
I insert Zombie (the song, by the Cranberries... i want a private concert too, man ^_^)
You get Cranberry Juice.
I insert LINGONBERRY JAM SESSION...
You get marmalade...
I insert marmaduke...
You get Duke Nukem Forever. Sadly, you need to go find a working 486 in order to play it, because it's unplayable on your PC.
I insert a paperweight
Get sumo wrestler.
You get attack dogs...
I insert anti-air pigs...
You get anti-SAP piglets.
I insert the missing one...
You get bacon...
I insert gravy
you get repost
insert SPECIAL RELATIVITY.
you get attack dogs...
I insert anti tank mice...
you get Holy Hand Grenade
I insert a godzilla figure
You get a cute German Sheperd puppy...
I insert a slightly bigger Bernese Mountain Dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernese_Mountain_Dog)...
You get an Olde English Sheepdog that hasn't been shaved for its entire 10 year life.
I proceed to shave this monstrosity, and then put in said hair...
you get scrap metal
I insert an egg
You get a fairy. IDUNNOLOL
I insert walkin' talkin' suit o' armor.
You get MC Hammer...
I insert DJ Run
you get the legendary black beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh (you get what i mean?)
I insert a cake
You get brownies...
I insert the hound of the baskervilles...
you get a bunny
I insert a coconut
You get Malibu (get your island on... ^_^)
I insert Tequilla (have you hugged your toilet today? ^_^)
you get oil (gee, if only we can do that in real world ;012 )
I insert a pillow
You get a blanket...
I insert a bed...
you get a bathtub
I insert a rubber ducky
You get a pair of chickens...
I insert a cow...
you get a pig
I insert the killer rabbit
You get the Killer Okama Queen.
I insert mister Raindrop.
You get a typhoon, and i don't mean the sub.... ^_^
I insert a typhoon, and i don't mean the storm. ^_^
You get a visit by the National Paradox Department.
I insert a space marine...
You get an attack dog...
I insert President Howard T. Ackerman... (http://www.commandandconquer.com/portal/site/redalert/template.MAXIMIZE/factions_en/?javax.portlet.tpst=887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_ws_MX&javax.portlet.prp_887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_viewID=proxy_view_secondary&javax.portlet.prp_887f789b1e9f05362087dce7b100cda0_wcproxyurl=http%253A%252F%252Flocalhost%253A8080%252FSiteAssets%252Ffactions%252FPresidentAckerman.html&javax.portlet.begCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken&javax.portlet.endCacheTok=com.vignette.cachetoken)
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holy hell, that was a long url ^_^
You get a note from the machine saying "NOW I GET IT" and a soft-airgun.
I insert a poncho.
You get a mexican...
I insert double spacing...
You get a bucket of crumpets.
I insert nonsense.
You get a logic-breaker...
I put in a sensory deprivation tank...
You get Wing Gundam
I, somehow, insert Outlaw Star
You, somehow, acquire Acute Dehydration Syndrome out of a vending machine.
I insert said vending machine...
You get a Snickers...
I insert a Twix
You get AIDS in a box.
I insert 40lb box of rape...
You get lots of porn and a direct link to the CLIA...
(in case you're wondering, Central Lack of Intelligence Agency)
I insert Homeland Security...
You get International Paranoia.
Insert inverted colors...
You get photonegatives... chock full of inverted colours
I insert Matt Groening...
You get Bender.
I insert the Black Sabbath album, Paranoid
You get a brief visit from AC/DC, they will play thunderstruck and leave with a couple of beers...
I insert Seth McFarlane
You get run over. By a tree.
I insert a redwood...
You get a bunch of matches...
I insert massive amounts of CO2
You get a bowl of explosive wax fruit.
I insert Kryptonite
You get Supraman
I insert MassiveSoft...
You get MicroHard.
I insert MaximumOoze...
You get Roger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_(American_Dad!)), who is cool...
I insert Klaus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_(American_Dad!)) who also kicks ass...
You get faulty tagging.
I insert YAPPEE YAPPEE...
You get "Oh, Crap" said in three different ways; awed, surprised and pissed...
I insert full ascii url support...
you get a 404 error.
I insert "This page intentionally left in the dark to be eaten by a grue"...
You get attacked by legions of grues...
I iinsert godly kitten...
You get unholy dog.
I insert upside-down chair...
You get Jeremy Clarksons V8 powered rocking chair...
I insert Jeremy Clarksons V8 powered blender...
You get unblendability.
I insert BLOOM!!!...
You get a Dune II issue spice harvester...
I insert House Harkonnen...
You get RAKASTAN SÃ,,RKÃ,,Ã,, LA OMHOJVA, SÃ,,Ã,,, SÃ,,Ã,,LÃ,,MAOON
I put in finnish rapper rapping in swedish...
You get Beef catfood, that looks like chicken and tastes like pork...
I insert chicken catfood wich looks like pork and tastes like beef...
You get cat puke.
I insert actual beef in disguise...
You get the Mossad...
I insert KGB...
You get the eurg.
I insert ataxia...
You get Anthrax...
I insert Megadeth...
you get the Beatles
i insert a gauss cannon
you get a precision rifle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82)
I insert a not so precision gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M60_machine_gun)
you get this Monster Gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger)
i insert a toothbrush
You get radioactive toothpaste.
I insert a credit card.(not mine)
You get a stick of gum...
I insert a good workout...
Added after 59 seconds:
good find btw, that radioactive toothpaste... I have a documentary explaining the whole radioactivity craze of the fortys/fiftys/somewhere around that time...
You get skating with over-carved alpine skis. For 4 kilometers. In crappy snow.
I insert distance...
you get NS Hispeed (http://www.nshispeed.nl/en/train-destinations-ns-hispeed?gclid=CJKZr6OR8ZkCFYE_3godGg_cQg)...
I insert a stuiver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuiver)
You get a plain old stove.
I insert maglev.
you get it's powerbills...
I insert a windmill
You get wardrobe grain.
I insert GRAAAAINNSS.
you get kernels...
i insert mika hÃ¤kkinen
You get brains.
I insert zombie...
you get a swede...
i insert a dane
You get a skull jug.
I insert a helmet...
you get a donor card...
i insert a surgeon
You get a house.
I insert Lupus...
you get 13...
i insert that last episode (19) of season 5, wich was weird...
Get Lone Island Syndrome.
Insert Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody...
you get Bohemian Rhapsody...
I insert Paradise city
I counter with inserting Saffron City!
Also I insert Indigo Plateau, just for the heck of it.
You get Anthrax...
I insert Megadeth...
You get a UPS Express Mail delivery of Pasta Bolognese on a plate.
I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer, and a polka-dot green/yellow pill.
You get an IBM Deathstar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Deskstar)...
I insert WD Caviar...
Insert Caribbean Rum.
You get your island on...
I insert Absolut...
You get your fishes warm, you bastard.
I insert danbooru 4girls tag.
You get /pointless censoring...
I insert /boots...
you get /banana.
I insert /what...
you get mindfukkage
i insert paradoxes...
You get schrÃ¶dinger's cat...maybe.
I insert improbability...
You get a lottery ticket
I insert a shunt...
you get a transformer (no, not the shapeshifter robot)
I insert a medicine
You get vicodin...
House jumps in to get some more vicodin before i could put anything in the machine...
You get Dr. Carter ( remember him? ;010 )
I insert a peanut butter sandwich
You get a doughnut...
I insert brownies...
you get a blackforest cake
I insert a bagel
You get mercury-flavored fish...
I insert fish-flavored mercury...
You get palladium sandwiches. 10-pack.
I insert pirate flag...
You get the british navy... for whom the first pirates worked (actually, they worked for britain in general)
I insert a SWAT team...
You get broccoli.
I insert maids...
I get hot seks, and you get a cookie for supplying me with the maids...LOL
I insert lots of anticonceptives...
You get antiincentives...for anti-lulz.
I insert Tau particles...
You get Doctor Taub...
I insert Foreman...
You get Gordon Froman.
I insert Browcar...
You get a VW Beetle, of the first design, by Porshe, before Hitler altered the design to make it prettier...
I insert the first freeway, also something hitler came up with...
You get the Robot and the RoboBoogie, the only two remaining dances of the world.
I insert robotics beings that rule the world...
You get legions of cute Aibo's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aibo)
I insert kittens, the DuraCuteÂ® XL3000Â©Â® sort...
Insert bunny ears...
You get a bunnygirl outfit.
Insert a katana...
You get shoelace.
I insert nostrils.
You get an earlobe....
I insert tacos...
You get dogshits.
I insert diarrhea...
You get the good ol TNT
I insert the most evil creation of men (ALARM CLOCK)
You get TNT clock, that blows your shit up if you don't defuse it in time (aka plain time bomb with an alarm)
I insert Shinkansen-on-a-stick
You get a loligun (it's basically a lolipop inside a gun)
I insert a teddy bear
You get a bottle of honey.
I insert a chair.
You get a complete IKEAÂ® interior...
I insert those Svedish meatballs IKEA sells...
You get takoyaki
I insert a bottle of Peanut butter jam
You get a singing banana. Oh, the horror.
I insert my Bookmarks Toolbar...
You get a hand-woven cotton bookmark... for actual books...
I insert an actual book....
You get LIKE A VIRGIN on vinyl...
I insert talking eggs.
you get the Cheshire Cat
I insert an emergency light
You get Emergency Bathroom door.
I insert unnamed little sister
You get Rapture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioshock)...
I insert Andrew Ryan...
You get John Shepard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Effect).
I insert a bunch of rednecks...
you get vin deasel
i insert chuck norris
You get a can of whoopass. It's unopened.
I insert can opener...
You get a sign with "OPEN" written on it.
I insert a pillow.
You get fought by evil Pillow Machines.
I insert radioactivity...
You get an Artifact, "Crystal" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.T.A.L.K.E.R_Shadow_of_Chernobyl)
I insert aPellicle (http://stalker.heroesradio.com/Items_Artifacts.php)
You get a (http://pokelibrary.com/images/pokemon/pelipper.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelipper)
I insert the PokÃ©dex...
You get a NintenD'Oh Gameboy advance with pokemanz...
I insert Wolf3d for the GBA
You get Wolfenstein.
I insert Castlevania...
You get Doom...
I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
You get arrested.
I insert Black Hawk Down...
You get a trip to Mogadishu...
I insert Mohammed Farrah Aidid...
You get Morpheus. On crack.
I insert a crack to the X-Men Origins game...
You get securom'd
I insert Morgan freeman
You get a note on which it says, "100 Jumping jacks. Now. //God"
I insert paper...
You get Gordon Freemans PDA...
i insert a pseudodog...
You get Growlithe.
I insert the 4chan frontpage...
You get a Mad World (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2QrUpudPE&NR=1)
I insert a beatiful day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Y3QX0oceA&feature=related)
You get a PO box...
I insert the IKEA catalogue.
You get Deutsche GrÃ¼ndlicheit...
I insert a LACK table...
You get an angry Iranian man yelling at you from his fruit stand.
I insert Shish Kebab...
You get FlÃ¤skkorv...
I insert DjungelvrÃ¥l...
You get hideous pains in your mouth...YOUR JAW'S COMING OUT AGAIN
I insert Smokey's front teeth...
you get a pissed Edward Elric
I insert a hammer
You get a CD with MC Hammer's "Can't touch this" on it.
I insert a pegasus.
You get a trampled Edward Elric.
I insert Al's armor arm...
You get a bucket of powdered iron oxide...
I insert another ingredient for that lovely substance, Thermite; a bucket of aluminum powder... ;006
You get METAL ANTS, CRAWLING OVER YOUR BODY. RUNNING WON'T HELP YOU!
I insert Metal Mario...
You get a Koopa Troopa...
I inser Linguini...
You get Linguistic Errors.
I insert a prod rod...
You get a impressive and strangely beautiful mark of modern society (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_pylon)
I insert a somewhat large hydroelectric structure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Gorges_Dam)
You get a bottle of mineral water.
I insert a hairband.
You get theGateway arch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateway_Arch)
I insert scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_buildings_in_the_world)
You get a 737 plane
I insert the the tool that stir's a man passion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drill)
You get a said item for real manly men (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_platform)...
I insert something to move said items for manly men around (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Servant_2)
you get a friend of something to move said items for manly men around (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Blue_Marlin)
I insert a glue
You get some other stuff that makes stuff stick together and has chemically burned my arms every day for 3 months (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_cement#Safety)...
I insert Something big that can get to that other stuff that makes the stuff that makes things stick together, if it weren't getting to other stuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overburden_Conveyor_Bridge_F60)...
You get Fallout Boy, because your entries are too long.
I put in a Punk Rock...with a quartz mohawk.
you get nasty shiz happening to you because you didn't put a single link in your last post (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrest)...
I insert a nice doggy (http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/snoopydaf1/valse_hond_114512b.jpg)
You get something even better happening to you because you dare oppose the Demon Overlord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiac_arrest)...
I insert a vampire bat...
Firefox-tan pops out, but with a soldering iron. She's ready to weld on your ICs.
I pour in a jar of marmalade.
You get a pocket version of the Tyrol, complete with a mountain full of noisy yodelers. Also it's cursed, so YOU CAN'T REMOVE IT!!!
I Insert Punctuation.
Yoo git slopppy splling...
I isrnet wrdos taht olny hvae the frsit and lsat lrttees in the rhigt pacle...
You get Wrap Speed X, the secret technique of Mexican Taco Makers.
I insert Torrtila The Hun...
You get Cluckin' Bell
I insert Burger Shot
You get M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER STEAK.
I insert Sill.
The fishy kind.
You get a tuna...
I inert a salmon...
You get the hurtirutten hurteflesk norwegian guy who won the eurovision (somehow).
I insert Your Toes.
You get a retail copy of Windows ME.
I insert my OEM copy of Windows Vista.
You get a cardboard Carebox(tm).
I insert a bear with plastic fluff...
You get a grizzly bear with organs...
I insert said bears next victim...
The machine spurts it back in your face, covering you with blood, mucus and entrails.
I insert a DVD containting the Leekspin video.
You get a blu-ray video of a 1-frame animation. It's just blue.
I insert some DABADII, DABADAA.
You get a girlfriend, who is so blue. :D
I insert my MCDST certificate.
You get certificates for all major STD's, with the INFECTED stamp on them.
I insert tollbooth...
You get an all-you-can-eat coupon for McDonalds.
I insert my 3Dfx Voodoo 3 3000.
You get a pixelate version of your left nipple.
I insert a jug of acid...
You get arrested for possesion...
I insert a double negative...
You get slapped by your English teacher for not talking properly.
I insert my Asuna Kagurazaka wall scroll.
You get a bucket of sweetened popcorn with a madagascar 2 promotional print on it...
I insert terminator 12...
You get a redundant space-hedgehog. With Cool Shades(tm).
I insert a rocket-powered, hanggliding penguin...
You get a Phenom x4 system (overclocked to the max and whatnot) running Linux...
I insert a window...
You get Microsoft on your ass about copyright infringement.
I insert a MOS 6502.
you get a floppy with a copy of baltix on it.
i insert a boffer sword...
You get a tabac leaf.
I insert WEED...
you get a pokeball.
i insert a rock.
You get a truckload of Ogier.
I insert OVER 900 pages...
you get a copy of "Weird Al's Greatest Hits".
i insert *a* kidney...
You get "healthcare"....by mexican'ts
I insert the "any"-key
You get the book "How Did I Shot Web for dummies", inside a taco.
you get cloth
I insert fear-induced adrenalin...about a pint or so...
Get Guiness, about a pint or so. And your tab.
insert short sentences
Get a Saxophone.
Insert a DSL disc.
get 56k6 floppy
Get Alpha Centauri in a box.
Insert Per Aspera Ad Astra...
get Latin dict.
get an algae-covered puppy.
Insert 1.3GHz PIII.
Get watercooled 1.7Ghz PIII
Insert Riva TNT2 32MB videocard...
Get 16MB ATI Expert@Work.
Insert Black Ops...
Get Metal Gear REX.
Get dildo. Pink.
Insert holy hand grenade
Get Killer Rabbit
Get huge beach
insert expanding ice cap (oh noes! there goes scandinavia! we lost Volvo and Ikea!!!)
You get a small, typewritten note, saying:
I insert the Secret Service Typewriter font...
You get the Enigma machin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine)...
I insert 4072 kilobit encryption...
You get a petabyte of completely useless data, 'cuz one bit of encryption got lost along the way.
I insert a typewriter...
You get a teletyper
I insert telegraph...
You get a signpost saying "SPEED LIMIT C"
I insert a pillow@C...
^you get a cd with sounds of the pillows on it from little snoring to cutting down tree snoring
I insert apple
You get a RAITOSUPIIDO MAKKUINTOSSHUUUU in your face.
I throw in a bowl of M&M's...
You get a 4x10 Metre tray of M&Ms spelling "OMG!!! DOS is back!!!"
I insert pure surprise...
You get what you expect.
I insert a Furby.
You get an annoying, furry apocalypse...
I insert a 12-gauge and lots of slugs to adress those furby's... (issues?! Me?! Naaaah!!!)
You get a life meter. Your 12 hearts are all empty.
I insert the Master Sword...
You get the Kokiri Sword.
I insert an ocarina.
You get a saxophone (are we there again?)
I insert Mister Burns.
You get a MuLinux floppy (http://ostan-collections.net/topic-731.html)
I insert flashbacks
You get Delorean.
I insert TPDD...
You get ptsd
I insert numb3rs
You get 23.
I insert 42...
You get crushed by the Greatest Computer in Time and Space, the Earth Mk I.
I insert a whelk.
you get USO (unidentified submersible object)
I insert a towel
You get a happy security robot named Colin.
I insert the Symbol of the Galaxy, the Wikkit Gate.
you get Vash the stampede (love&peace)
I insert Sol Badguy
You get Sheik. In a bikini. With needles.
I insert turban...
You get pudding...
I insert guarana
You get Guyana.
I insert double spaces.
You get an entering hook...
I insert rappel
Get Rappelz (http://rappelz.gpotato.com/)
Get Cheerleader Groke. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke)
Insert intertwined tweezers.
you get a highway intersection...
I insert the SimCity 4 Network Addon Mod
You get The Sims 3: Mycket Snack men Ingen Verkstad
I put in a magnetron...
You get a radar...
I insert UHF radio
You get a DAB radio.
I insert OS/2 Warp 4 w/ FixPak 15.
you get General Unilateral Neuro-link Dispersive Autonomic Maneuver Synthesis System (in other word a Gundam OS)
I insert a desk lamp
you get light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation... (yes, laser is an acronym ^_^)
I insert Neodymium glass...
You get broken shards stuck in your fingers and nuclear poisoning.
I insert a gallon of blood...
you get a bucket of platelets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platelets)...
I insert a rotary printing press...
You get a small part of the Tyrol.
I insert a ferris wheel...
You get a couple of bolts and a cup of ball bearings from that ferris wheel...
I insert "OH, THE IRONY!!!"
You get EDUMACATION, LOL.
I insert EU PARLIAMENT ELECSHUUNS! LOLOLOLOLOL
You get Fraud and recounts...
I insert Salmon and Whiting...
You get Apollon and horseshit.
I put in a greek-style harp and an oboe...
you get a rosie the riveter "we can do it!" poster.
i insert a vietnam war flashback.....
You get a video of the Hiroshima bombing.
I insert a Player's Pin.
you get a spline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_spline)...
I insert a kilo of Ink (http://www.squidink.com/productDetail.cfm/page/L1prod_OYAEZJIL_ct_RUGGRMNQ)
You get a dinner set of calamares.
I insert Tzatsiki...
you get a bottle of ouzo...
I insert water and alkeehol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka)
You get SVX's profile page. IT'S ABSOLUT, MOFOOKAH!
I insert two litres of absinthe...
You get a note saying: "I hope this shiz is cold!"
I insert some monee...
you pull out a 25-cm ball of dung.
i put in myheart forever.....
You get a ToHeart2 DVD Boxset.
I insert Anaheim Ducks...
You get a down filled pillow...
I insert a Hyperflex-Ergo200-SupaSleepa pillow...
you get a golden egg. :3
i insert some of my blood.... .___.;
You get a solid gold, anatomically correct heart...
I insert some of my blood aswell... ^_^
You get an anatomically correct heart...made out of chocolate.
I put in some of my blood and a beating, anatomically correct heart made out half-frozen deuterium and nanocarbon...
You get a book; Science for showoffs...
I insert (fun) scientists Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman...
You get a big, red button.
I insert ten miles of wire...
you get a small fuse
i insert a circuit breaker...
you get an antique, burnt out fuse.
i insert a pair of giant tesla coils playing the "dr. who" theme....
Youtube get you...
I insert Ð¡Ð¾Ð²ÐµÑ,ÑÐºÐ¸Ñ... Ð Ð¾ÑÑÐ¸Ñ...
anyway... something definitely came out...
i insert my X-105 Gundam model...
You get a camcorder, with a recording of the Joker saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLARGH!" on it.
I insert charged lazor beam...
You get rickrolld
I insert the chopped up remains of rick ashtley himself...
You get a proper knife.
I put in Proper Chiri...
You get a chibi-you...
i insert domo-kun (aka ze grue)
You get a Russian Grue.
I put in the Eurg...
You get an ovloV, again...
I insert a sedecreM and a WMB for guten measure...
You get an upside-down peeJ, that's got 1 forward gear and 6 backwards.
You get Elmer Fudd (he's hunt'n wabbits ^_^)
I insert Daffy duck (gawd i mis those good ol' loony tunes)
You get Plucky Duck
I insert the Tazmanian Devil
You get a bite wound. It hurts as FUUUUCK.
I put in a chopped-off...yeah, you know, the stuff that Secchan keeps in her bloodstained jute bags. Yeah. That.
you get a set of plastic novelty boobies.
i insert the barf of a junkie....
You get high from the fumes...
i put in Otto's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Mann) urine sample...
You get a radioactive waste fresh from mr Burns!
I insert the word D`oh
you get homer's donut, and an audible "d'oh!" from inside the machine.
i insert one of mrs. lovett's pies.......(for all of the sweeny fans of the world)
You get a good ten meter heap of chopped-off heads, arms, legs, inestines and bodies without those things...
I insert an enormous pile of cats.
You get (while still smelling of cats) a pack of vicious Dobermanns and Rottweilers...
I insert the (dammed) manual of SimCity 4 Deluxe...
You get the Sichuan capital of Chengdu. Nihao, Rottenweilers!
I insert a rat pack. Robotic rats. With LASERS.
You get a course "synchronized stepping out of cars" by some infamous Sicilian guys wearing expensive suits...
I insert a cannolo
You get Cannibal Lecter. Oops, did I say that out loud? ^-^;
I insert three of Nico Robin's hands.
(*gasp* yay!) you get a bottle of my tears. :\
i insert my ace bandage.......
You get a gauze pad.
I insert an IBM PS/2.
you get a corona pc.
i insert french toast. :3
You get a naked french guy with one of those stupid hats and an enormous baguette used as convenient censoring.
I insert dyslexia...
you get a bumper sticker saying "Dyslexic Devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa".
i insert this horrible stench....
You get This Horrible Sub.
I insert digested mango.
you get back the mango, only dried.
i insert a pirate party camipaign button from 1962.......
You get a note saying "Gb2somalia, fgt" and a hammer, for good measure.
I insert a Jolly Roger...
you get one piece.
i insert my clevage......
You get a note saying "Out of stock".
OH HEAVEN AND HELL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT
I insert a random swedish joke, and a frying pan...
you get a switzerland joke and a cup of bacon grease.
i insert a vial of malaria....
It spits it back at you with "Return to Sender" stamped across it.
I insert candlestick phone.
you get a wax spaceshuttle...
I insert luck...
you get an angry leprachaun.
i insert a toe....
The machine eats your feet, hungering for moar.
Get "CAD for dummies" book.
get morot oil
You get a fuckton of carrots.
I insert red roses with black ribbons.
get: rose red collector's edition 20-disc dvd.
insert golf ball.
Get Golf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf)
Insert Gustav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/80_cm_Gustav)
get puff the magic dragon.
insert penis sword....
Get hammer and sickle...
Insert something similar; "!?"
insert frozen-off toe....
Get ben & Jerrys New York Super Fudge Chunk
Inert Australian Homemade Icecream
get russell's experiement: bacon ice cream!
Insert Heavy water...
Get nuclear fusion explosion in your face.
Insert Naquadah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_Stargate#Naqahdah).
You get a Liquid Ichor explosion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9u-MaNNDnU&feature=related)...
I give the machine righteous retribution against the GDI scum by our great prophet Kane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEmqx54sct0&feature=related)
you get a slug.
i insert carribean vodka....
You get Rum
I insert [blank]
you get "about:"
i insert the organs of the homeless.
you get a Hammond Organ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammond_organ)
I insert a Phage (http://www.wizards.com/magic/autocard.asp?name=Phage,%20the%20Untouchable)
you get phlegm.
i insert bento box.
You get something rather similar (http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/lunch%20box.jpg)
I insert pumped up laser eye surgery (http://cnc-i.net/files/media/tiberium_wars/concept_art/ion_cannon_firing.jpg) (they say that during such surgery, you can smell your eyeballs burn)
get dental drill.
insert expired prescriptions....
Get hordes of junkies...
Insert riot squad...
get riot squid. (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/GorillaVsSquidColorPrintWeb.png)
insert cheese.... (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/cheese.gif)
Get NSFW cheese (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff162/fiddlekitten/Harveybday.jpg)
Insert fresh kobe beef (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/4_Kobe_Beef,_Kobe_Japan.jpg)
get grade a "chicken". (http://iansfishingtackle.co.uk/images/Frenzied%20Cat%20Meat%20Range.jpg)
insert blood, sweat and tears.....
You get a complimentary banana.
I insert a complimentary WAIT A MINUTE HERE...
get dorky consolation prize.
insert decoder ring...
get enigma device...
Insert 9mm FMJ round
You get shot in the face.
I insert the Windows Neptune beta.
get a PDP-9 in an unopened package with all the usual software...
Insert a VAX
you get a ham sandwich.
i insert kistune-made oden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oden).....
You get Odin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odin), pissed off about you snatching his foxes. Enjoy your WRATH OF THE ONE-EYED VIKING GOD, LOL
I insert MjÃ¶lner.
You get LACK, a side-table by Ikea...
I insert assorted screws and an Allan key (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key)
You get five kilograms of sugar. Injected into your blood.
Enjoy your DIIIABETUS
I insert 5 litres of 98% distilled alcohol.
You get a stay at the hospital :c
I insert a MacBook Air...
you get the mac earth, water, and fire (see random pic thread).
i insert sumomo (http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb104/incubliz/sumomo.gif)
You get an enormous load of chips, a shell interface and some gears, along with a note that says "Successfully dissembled. Kept the cookies."
I insert a small part of canada, covered in tabasco.
you get a small part of mexico, covered in swine flu and wasabi.
insert zydrate vial....
You get acid rain.
I insert Toxic (the pokemon move)...
you get an exploding mewtwo plushie. congradulations!
i insert a toy soldier.
You get DUNGEON MASTERS. An entire damn set.
I insert YGO:TAS...
you get OMGWTFBBQ-tan
You get HIV.
I insert bubonic plague...
get pestilence pony (http://dziwnedziewczyny.blox.pl/resource/Apocalypse_Pony.jpg) (believe it's 2nd from left).
insert european eastern block.....
Get fabulous piranha.
Get Lawn Gnome
Insert a Vulcan 300
insert hobo kidney....
Get hobo. Enjoy your...hobo, I guess.
Insert Karlssons Universal Klister.
insert the plhisopher's stone...
Get Edward Elric
Insert Colonel Sanders (A.K.A. KFC MAN)
Get Colonel Ackerson (which game was he in now again? I forgot).
Insert thumb and wheels.
get skateboard belonging to my friend chris-bob.
insert my spine.
Get stem cells. Use them wisely.
get pamphlet for liberty medical. (IF YOU HAVE DIABEETUS...)
get's hair brush
inserts pumpernickle bead
insert pencil shavings.
You get a tree
I inserta corvette Impala
you get, a jammed vending machine.
get a sexy goddess full of lustful emotions, but she can steal your soul just by having sex with you, even if you're a girl.
get xbox360 with note saying, "if i wanted this i'd have gone to the dump."
insert brownies. =P
Get Roasted Duck
Insert A bucket full candy
get flapjack. <D YAY!! ADVENTURE!!!
insert 1 brain, 2 hearts. mark it up.
You get Amber sweets face
insert dancing cosplayers (carameldancen)
insert ReactOS Flyer.
get a hover board
insert 20 $
get language book of made up language "foriegnese".
insert game: dungeons and dungeons.
get's a bag of dice, missing Every D20
Insert squeeky toy, and a bag of blueberries (sniffle, I'll miss you sweet blueberries)
You get a rubber ducky and Black berry jam
I insert a butler
you get a mix cd with nothing but "Ð¯ Ð¡ÐžÐ¨Ð›Ð Ð¡ Ð£ÐœÐ" on it.
insert a cockney generator.
You get a long lost member...
I insert Goldmember... isn't it veird? :D
You get a spy who shagged you.
A fat and scottish spy, that is.
I insert a head-cone.
You get.... ME..... to put my new favorite toy on... your neck... ;006
(man, i love headcones.... ours even fits around humans.... ;006 ;006 ;006
I insert a victim...
You get rape.
In a box.
500lbs of it, in fact.
I insert cardboard in large quantities...
You get Pykrete
I insert grue
You get the Collector's Item, Cardboard Grue.
1/6 scale. Just as lethal as the real one!
I insert new fresh animus.
You get a rapidly filling up harddisk...
I insert my last two remaining SATA connections
You get a SATA splitter and 10 cabinets.
I insert opiates...
You get Opel... (let's see the americans figure that brand out)
I insert Fiat
you get farting old italian men, on a bench.
i insert hetalia.
you get genitalia.
insert pudding cup.....OF DOOM!
You get a subspace decrystalizer...
I insert Ion drive
You get manually magnet-formatted drive I: ...
I put in letters A to G in the alfalfabet...
you get the letters Alpha to Omega...3 metres high letters... carved from italian Marble...
I insert a gold rolex
Joo get a vely nishe lolex, leal gold plating, besht plishe, only fol you, fliend!
I insert a 10-yuan bill...
You get 3 million dong...
(In the immortal words of James May, on the Top Gear Vietnam Special; "Me Dong's getting all soggy" :D)
Added after 22 seconds:
I insert forgetfulness
you get pervertedness ^^
You get a stomach...
I insert a thyroid
You get crashed wikipedia on a saturday.
I insert sunday morning...
You get croissants and (what the heck do you serve with croissants, milk or tea?!)
Anywhoose... I insert an airconditioning unit...
You get an oldcpu fan.
I insert a bottle of Jack Daniel's...
You get a bottle of proper scotch...
I insert a sixpack of beer
You get cramps in your bodily six-pack for being obnoxious.
I insert crabs...
You get a lobster...
I insert the non SI unit "Metric Ton"
You get a garbage dump in your room.
I insert something erect, wobbly and pulsating...
you get smacked for your dirty doings...
I insert decency
You get your graduation papers, with the words "Couldn't do better than this, you pathetic worm" scribbled over them in red ink.
I insert random evil...
ou get structural kindness...
I insert a can of Pringles Xtreme - Fiery Wasabi
You get a red, sentient caterpillar the size of your palm.
I insert all the icons on my desktop...
You get a clean desktop...
I insert the do's and D'oh's of being a Springfieldian
you get, "mmmm, doughnuts *DRROOLLLLL*
I insert popcorn...
BECAUSE CHOCOFREAK FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE MACHINE AND NOW IT'S PISSED...
You get a crappy Telesync movie rip on DVD.
I insert a complaint filed against the Admin Orange...
You get exactly 476 grammes of paperwork to fill out in order to have your complaint reviewed by a committee...
I insert an efficient committee...
You get a boot to the head, and a note, saying:
Such a thing could not possibly exist, tick.
I insert a time machine...
you get sepositories CAUSE I'M SORRY I FORGOT JEEBUS O___O;
i insert lightning.
You get zapped.
I insert a Pikachu plushie.
You get massively and horribly raeped by pokefans...
I insert FIREÂ® to kill it with...
You get a pissed-off Charmander, who's angry at your abusing his tail.
And his big brother Charizard.
I insert a fresh pile of smoking ash (har har har)...
You get the contents of a 20 year old barbeque...
I insert Bratwurst
You get a smoking Ash Ketchum (OH LAWL THIS PUN IS SO FUNNY)
I insert tabac...
The machine releases the Mysterious Blue SmokeÂ©
I insert a random piece of electronics
you get a live capacitor. enjoy you crispy.
i insert "fake wings"
You get molten wax...
I insert a ruby...
you get an emerald. pokemon emerald, to be exact.
insert doki and nabi.
You didn't get the Ruby Wax-pun, but you do get a fluffy bunny
I insert Foghorn J Leghorn... ("That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son.") ^_^
You get Wile E. Coyote with his Acme corporation product.
I insert Road Runner
You get Speedy Gonzales ('riba, 'riba, andale, andale)
I insert Daffy Duck
you get donald duck and his 3 nephews.
i insert sailor galaxia. (LESSEE ANY OF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE, HUH!?)
You get the moon over duckburg...
I insert donalds duckatti 313
You get a rubber duck. With a drill.
I insert TWIN DRILLS...
You get a screwdriver...
i insert paper
You get a copy machine...with FANGS.
I insert a crayon.
You get a kindergartner... a class full of 'em, and they're tired and cranky... ;006
I insert the serenity of an empty house... ;006 ;006
You get a crashed spaceship. Made out of orange peel.
I insert orange pulp...
You get fresh OJ...
I insert OJ, fresh from court...
You get a zombie fresh from the grave
I insert a jalapeno
You get BRAWNDO.
You get [due to censoring issues, NejinOniwa gets a free cookie] ^_^
I insert a scooter...
You get BLARWAHWARHAHGHGHAWGHRHRG on a sandwich.
I insert white bread...
You get brown bread, wich is better because it has more fibres...
I insert diesel...
You get noodles, which tastes better.
I insert PASTAAA~
you get minestrone, equally italian but moar delishous and nutrishous. :3
Get Eros Ramazotti in a bathtub.
Enjoy your slimy old zombie opera singer.
You get Tofu...
I insert a spoon
you get the same spoon, top cut into a spork.
insert a bad facial expression.
You get an amateur game of poker...
I insert chips
You get a tube of pringles! (they have 50% less fat than regular potato chips)
I morbidly insert a Naruto Season one Box set.
Get Edward Elric's mom...WAIT A SECOND-!
Insert Reg Shoe.
get "'red shoes' zeff"
insert non-existant soup.
Get non-existent clothing. WHY HULLO THERE
Insert the seat over there...
Get the trash can next to it...
Insert The Incredible OSC Vending machine!
Get the machine's girlfriend.
Insert The Incredible /OSC/ Machine Sex Machine...
Insert papier-mache bust of Mika Tan.
get prostutute. get laid.
Get STD's in a jar.
Insert Hellboy's left shoe.
Get Big Baby.
Insert X-Men Origins: Wolverine (ick).
Get storm....Blowing your house to shreds...
insert random loli #5.....
Insert Soul Reaver.
get crypt keeper...
Insert carrion wurm...
Get Jabba the Hutt's dinnertime snack.
Get lightsaber.... without the handle... tossed at you... ;006
Get tomato box fairy.
NO, REALLY, I'M A TOMATO BOX FAIRY! EYAAAH! DON'T OPEN IT!
Insert Commodore Perry.
get communist party.
insert art, un.
Get missing genital.
Get ANCIENT VOODOO MAGIC SO ANCIENT IT'S NOT EVEN MAGIC ANYMORE
Insert DICK ANTS.
Insert spray paint.
Get arrest warrant for over 9000 teenagers going rampant with graffiti in your neighborhood.
Insert crispy salad.
Get steak... err, stake... in the heart.
Insert credit default swap.
get identity theft.
insert nobuo uematsu.
Get Mark Mothersbaugh.
Insert roach motel.
Get smooch hotel with a bug.
Insert cotton swab.
Get a shitload of microscopic EBOLAMONs.
Get 22s. (They spinnin'! They spinnin'! *rolls eyes*)
Get crawfish. Hey, you asked for it bro!
get cat food.
Insert Ivan Pavlov.
Get Boris the Bullet-Dodger.
Insert chocolate p0n0s.
Get strawbery puncream
Insert drill exercising
Get Exercising Drill. Spins at a maximal rate of 120RPM, for your safety!
Insert Self-adhesive STAR SHADES.
Get Shadow Star.
Insert magic talking knife.
get magic talking plate...
(that is, a golf club with razors attached)
get steel-toed boots...
Insert screams of pain... in a jar...
Get workprint of New Moon... enjoy.
Insert Desert Eagle.
Get CAPSHAWKLE IN A BOX.
Insert vial of Emo tears.
get 1 cup keldon of RAM.
Get PINK RIBBONS.
Insert PINK RIBBON RAPE.
get loli-brand PIZZA CEREAL~
Get ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS, ripe for plucking.
Insert EASY MODE.
get secret mode.
insert star road.
Get dirt road.
Insert Konami code.
Get cheats by the ASSLOAD
insert cream-filled toe.
Get NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU BROKE IT~
get native americans.
insert "WELL EX-CUSE ME, PRINCESS CAUSE I COULDN'T COME UP WITH A PROPER RHYME"
insert american moscow lover
Get Chess, the musical.
Insert The Russian...
get white russian
insert drive thru
Get Cheeseburger WITHOUT ONIONS
Insert Angry Al Yankovic
get mah itunes. ^^
insert cleaning fluid.
Get dairy mail.
Insert hairy mail.
get fairy mail.
insert fairly (dirty) mail
Get (dirty) Harry Mail.
Insert Good/bad/ugly mail.
get overseas mail.
insert mail-order catalogue mail.....
Get Fail Mail.
Insert Mail Fail...
Get Fail Mai... Oh shi- Fission Mailed.
Get an entire boatload of Papaya.
In your HEAD.
Insert apple tree.
get pear tree from up the street.
insert treat street....
Get Fleet Street (and it's barber)
get my head, odd hair and all.
insert my foot, webbed/fused toes and all.
Get lots of pain, and a plate of Pasta Bolognese.
Get angry audience armed with tomatoes.
Get Vista installation pack n.n...
Insert my favorite hairclip owO...
Get Clippy. DINE IN HELL
Insert document shredder...
get homeless person, searching through your trash for you personal documents, to sell for monehs.
Get MORE HUNGER, BECAUSE YOU GET NO FOOD FROM THE MACHINE.
Get a 128k Sinclair Spectrum, utilising bank-switching technology to overcome the Zilog Z80's 64k RAM limit.
You get frozen frogs.
Insert fresh princes from Bel-Air...
get princess peach.
insert mushroom kingdom.
Get magic mushrooms.
Insert OSC server.
Get severed, broken toes.
Insert brick wall.
Get concrete block
get Me-tan real-size doll (*w*)
Insert cell phone...
Get live chibi ME-tan, freezing included.
....no, I won't ask.
Insert RED PANTS
get blood-soaked, now red hat. (redcaps....? hmm....?)
get alcohol and 5 aid bands n_n...
insert optical mouse n,n...
get webcam. IHAZ IT! xD
insert *a* spine
get "1" spike n_n...
insert Ah! Megamisama tankoubon...
Get liquid nitroglycerine. BE CAREFUL DAWG
Insert empty vial.
insert moo cow.
get pasteurized fresh milk ^^
insert kitten (?)
insert ficus. :3
Get faggot tree, with a naked santa at the top.
Insert unused condom.
get used condom.
insert pokemon blue. :3
Insert Gun Del Sol.
Insert Do Re Mi.
You get Ino (from guilty gear)
I insert a bad guy
You get A Bad ENOUGH guy.
I insert an alpha male
You got Zeta Gundam
I insert a chicken
You get a radioactive mouse.
I insert an 8-ball...
You get 9 Ball (That famous red AC in Armored Core:Master of Arena)
I insert a toothpick
you get a mighty oak tree.
i insert my cavity (tooth).
You get a dentist. Imminent raep is to follow, in whatever direction you wish.
Insert windows 7 Control Panel...
get nanami madobe.
insert annoying freshman.
Get know-it-all senior.
Insert chibi C64-tan plushie.
get chibi amiga plushie.
Insert SCSI terminator.
Get USB refrigerator.
Insert Clive Sinclair.
get chocolate eclair.
insert INSOMNIA~~~ O____o
Get chibi-Nejin, who goes to sleep at 5am and wakes at 5pm. YAY
Get full-size Dragon 32.
Insert 1 Galactic Colossus and 19 "Retribution" nuke launchers.
*GASP* CHIBI NEJIN YAY!!! anyhoo
get end of the world. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end)
insert odd pain....
You get strong words
I insert a polar bear
You get white fluff and a Chinese cat.
get mahou tsukai sally. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahou_Tsukai_Sally)
insert hatsune miku.
get striped green panties (do you can give me *w*???)
insert blank page
You get a broken printer. GO YOU!
you get a VERY LARGE VERY HUNGRY Venus [human] trap (another flower.. maybe)
Insert _________ (underscores)
get ________ (overscores)
Get random middle school jackass stalking you around the neighborhood.
Insert all the links in my bookmarks toolbar.
You get error message
I insert Sherlock Holmes Novel
You get sleeping through class
I insert one Dental materials textbook.
get toothache (ouch >< )
insert my OSC account ^^
get nejin's OSC account NOMing my OSC account.
insert "my pet zombie".
You get Dancing zombies with backup dancer
I insert a steam machine
You get a Robert Fulton doll
I insert Dental Pharmacology textbook
Get Mentos, the freshmaker. And Coca-cola.
Insert gyro ball.
Get a gyro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros) (hey, I don't make the rules).
Insert the rules.
Get The Orange who makes them.
Get Second Life (once again, I don't make the rules).
Insert faggy MMO.
Get the Orange-cosplaying basement dweller admin in a very big wok frying pan.
Insert BBQ sauce...
Insert Windows 3.11 for Dummies
get windows 22 for dumb-asses.
insert kikkoman (http://nuudeli.com/gallery/albums/Viikon_Kuva/kikkoman.jpg)
Insert old Snickers bar
Get ZERO bar. (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/zero.asp)
get 3 purple herbs (You made me look into wikipedia, and was interesting owO)
insert empty glass ^^
Get shards of water. NOW HOW DID THAT HAPPEN HMMM
Insert bar of ice.
insert combat marshmallow. (thx to dom for that :3)
Get chocolate gun.
Insert cheese bullets.
Get smashed DSL flash drive
Insert a working flash drive
Get floppy disk.
Insert car battery.
Get positive (HIV).
Insert crashed hard drive.
Get crashed clone of yourself, wasted on your couch.
Insert snapped keyboard.
Get dead mouse.
Insert frozen turkey.
get fruitcake, as thanksgiving is officially OVER.
insert spam (in a can).
Get ripped off (it's not worth the bandwidth, even)
Insert a punctuated lung.
You receive a "Questionable Heart".
Insert a "Garden Gnome".
Get fingers bitten.
Get a small note.
You've done this three or four times before already, give me a damn break, man
Do you even realize how much shit you guys put me through
It's not funny
Insert lapis lazuli.
insert spicy stewed donut.
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You get a turkey holding dual handguns. Remember what I said about giving the machine "ideas"? Well, you're screwed now. -w-;
Insert Ohm scale.
get ohm. (http://www.onlineghibli.com/nausicaa/newimages/Ohm.jpg)
Get Global Warming (Which r Li3s ï¼ˆï¿£ï½žï¿£;ï¼‰)
get "against the machine."
Get bagel with cake frosting
Insert disk fragments
Get potato chips.
Insert sour cream.
Get very sour cream (after it's been left in the fridge for a few weeks).
Insert pine tree....
you got snowball earth, for more info...
oh gawds perversion AND necropost? what has world come to?
get fertilized egg.
insert chicken.....(the non-cooked-still-BA-GAWKing-kind)
Get fried Mystia. -w-
Insert Patchu-ppa the Rapper...<3
get parappa the rapper, who is pissed cause someone stole his image.
insert necrosis toe.
Get "Da Fing", a living severed foot.
Insert Daft Punk.
Get Tom Lehrer
Insert handful of kittens
get assload of puppies.
insert ass full of gerbils.
Get ass devoid of everything except gerbils (that includes flesh/meat)
Insert stuffed animal.
get overstuffed animal.
insert un-removable skin.
Get XP classic and locked desktop settings, YOU CANNOT CHANGE IT.
Insert a keychain and a black bear.
get key ring and and bladder.
insert sayo aisaka's WHITE REFLECTION (negima AND gundam reference)
Get Cirno's White Album (MOAR references)
Insert Diamond Blizzard.
get jay-z's BLACK ALBUM (counter'd).
insert used soccer cleat.
Get scratched LP of Metallica's Black Album. (C-C-C-COUNTER BREAKER?)
Insert 38lbs of purple goo (smells like butter).
get 38 kilos of butter (looks like purple goo).
Insert truth serum.
Get youth potion (fake).
Insert a bucket full of candies.
get tentacle rape.
insert tentacle monster.
Get cuddly pillow. VERY cuddly pillow. In fact, it's so cuddly it's almost a suspiciously cuddly pillow...SUSPICIOUS. Â´A`
Insert graphic tee.
Get graphic teabagging.
Insert a tablet.
insert ankle bracelet (for monotoring).
Insert windows 7
Get index of SCPs
Insert broken phone jack
Get HDMI cable
Insert Valve Amplifier
get guitar amplifier.
insert medical records.
Get check up.
Insert used medical equipment.
Get worn out tea leaves
Get fruits and vegetables...
Get wedge of brie
Insert Bree (ya know, that place in the Shire... Middle earth)
get bilbo baggins.
insert king of cheese....
Get Queen of Lactose-Intolerance
Insert Sewer grate
insert tablet w/o pen (aka my tablet)
Get table, without duck.
Insert table duck.
get lazy susan.
insert shotgun (for wedding)
Get something potentially even worse: MACHINEGUN (for wedding).
Insert Railgun wedding.
get railcar (for eloping for wedding).
insert best man....
insert LARPing dirt.
Get Mudkips. Â´V`
Insert hatched cuckoo clock.
insert anime boston.
get airplane going down in flames.
Insert 17.5 fps...
Get all-knowing-anime-giant-boxset (Share me please *w*)...
Insert empty refounds PayPal TwT...
Get used plane ticket to Minneapolis and a Boston subway card with .50$ on it...
Insert an easter egg.
get cloudberry chocolate.
Get JETLAG and MASSIVE WORKLOAD combination for 10$.
Insert Earl Grey.
insert RAGE AGAINST THIS MACHINE AND BACK PAIN
Get 1982 Tylenol bottle
Insert broken Boston mug
Get broken Boston transit system...THE RAGE
Insert working Minneapolis-Saint Paul transit system.
Get ticket for the 9:00 AM Staten Island Ferry
Insert can of soup
(BTW Nej, did you know that in 1958 the Boston MTA Fare & Regulations guide was approximately the size of War and Peace?)
Get Chicken MOOTle...in a BOX.
(and I did not, but I suppose that's imaginable)
Insert parsley ahoge.
get minestrone with parsely garnish.
insert ingredients(for minestrone)....
Get roadkill squirrel on a pizza.
Insert man on a platter.
get pickle in a cup.
insert evil on a lunchtray....
Get ham cream cheese sandwich, and NO WATER.
Insert a piledriver.
get a piledriver to the head (wrestling move).
insert full nelson....
get Full House on DVD.
Insert modeling clay...
Get a thousand plastic copies of Theoden, dressed in pink.
insert bombermania. ^^
Get King Africa.
Insert rain of candy...
Get 10 FOOT BLIZZARD of powdered sugar.
Insert Large Hadron Collider
get large hairy chika.
insert harp music.
Get 10-foot greek god in nightrobe dangling a used condom from his pinky.
get Dionysus an an innuendo.
insert tooth decay and spray cheese.
Get THE SUN X MILKY WAY OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE NOW I'M SHIPPING ASTROLOGY
Insert japanese whiskey.
Get Backyard Babies.
insert NEJIN CAUSE HE FORGOT
get NEJIN CAUSE HE FORGOT
insert nejin's foot.
MY FOOT YOU JUST get a pair of Geta. They're unbalanced.
Insert harmonica and a golden scarf.
a golden pick-axe comes out, but its only gold coated paint.
get imat, which was to be released 4 years into the future. enjoy your time warp.
insert these leftover ice cubes....
Cirno comes out.
force Cirno to go inside again.
get cirno's firey cousin.
insert acher's avatar's glasses.
Get carried like a princess...ARAKAWA-STYLE.
get carried like a princess....OGRE STYLE.
insert potential rain.
get a scroll of ancient rain dance
Insert a cup of 50bucks coffee.
Get a ballot.
Get Benjamin Franklin bobblehead
Insert Freshman year
Get a molded chocolate, is this edible?
Insert chocolate wrapper.
Get an extremely ugly plastic toy, screaming at your face.
Insert chocolate egg.
Wegee comes out.
"not you, get back inside".
insert wegee again.
Insert eggs and beans...
Dr.Eggman comes out.
insert used hard disk
get 5 FLOPPY DISKS OLD SKOOL GANGSTA YO
insert opera and sea monkey, making out.
Get the concert hall on the Planet of the Apes.
it smells of ****.
get 3000 rpm.
insert burnt rubber...
Gets an empty box
insert empty can
Get STEELCANvsALIMINIUMCANxWEMAKETHISACRAPPYANIMU and boatloads of rage.
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"Get STEELCANvsALIMINIUMCANxWEMAKETHISACRAPPYANIMU and boatloads of rage.
offtopic: I want steelcan >v< who can girlish.
Some animals who's happen to be someone's pet comes out. (wait what?)
Insert pet foods.
Get Nintendogs in a can.
Gets a remote control but without battery.
Get Steve jobs
Insert Steve Wozniak
get PWNED by flash.
insert terrible smell (srsly, smoke and poo???).
Get year-old chocolate sausage porn.
Yes, you read that right.
Insert 13/24ths of Belgium, Â½ of Lithuania and a very small part of Poland...
insert german dungeon porn on BETA tape.
Get Angry German Kid, on a SONY.
get eagle of peace, trying to stop the dvd-blueray war. it tries to claw out your eyes.
insert a really really bad taste in your mouth.
a chewed gum comes out, eew >.<
insert a turtle with a hat
get my long lost pet turtle, tushay. can i have her back? :[
insert this half eaten cupcake right here....
get crumbles of the cupcake
pour some beer into the machine
get luqid nitrogen and salt, both of which were used in attempts to chill beer on an episode of mythbusters today. :3
insert this horrible wrist pain from friction against this oaken desk >___<
Insert half bar of chocolate >.<
get hungry and a box of ginger cookies. :3
insert milk craving....
Saseko comes out.. lucky~
Insert Saseko's panties. >.<
get this.] (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=4)
insert moseko and a ham sandwich.
Get five pounds of mutton, and a note:
Don't ask about what happened to the girl, she had it coming
Insert feelings of regret.
get same feelings returned in kind.
insert confusion over whether or not to change this avatar back.
gets a note saying "do your homework" ......... =_=''
Insert a small packet of instant coffee.
Insert Barf (the character from Spaceballs)
get pizza the hutt.
insert the feeling of dried tears on yer face.
Get the Niagara Falls on a spray can.
Insert waffle iron'd buttcheeks.
get os-tan collections.
insert aerosol steel...
Get spring steel katana.
Get foobar bar.
get the guinea pig from the plant and animal science room in my school (aka melissa's boyfriend). his name is snickers. :3
insert THIRSTY ;___;
gets Phantom Hourglass ... uh yaaa.... now what?
insert empty matchbox which has obasan signature on it
get matchbox bed (for mouse).
insert motel (for roaches).
Get rock song titled "Leech".
get invincibility mode.
insert cruella deville.
Get lawsuit (from disney).
Insert Buena Vista...
Get Cottonwood Pass
Insert Taylor Reservoir
Get a bottle of Evian.
Insert Kuroko Shirai.
Get twitching, severed tongue covered in drool (no blood).
get boobies and nosebleed. (or, in your case, noseWATERFALL)
insert a lack of time.
You get a hourglass with no sand in it.
I insert a leaf.
Get the LEAF SQUADRON aka HAPPATAI
Insert gay man with large beard.
gets Hitler Hairstyle wig
Insert fake horn
Get horn-shaped hair.
Get pokes in the eyes... nejin!!
Insert Galvanic Element...
get periodic table......OF MOE~~~
insert cute kittens make me sad now....
Insert a can of candy, ginger, and stuffed a lion.
get a potato. (thanks to bro on this one.)
insert bad robot singing rick astley. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahCAv5FCVWE&feature=related)
You get an infinite lives cheat code - with this, you will indeed NEVER gonna give you up.
I insert a vuvuzela.
get the entire population of VENEZUELA.
insert itchy feeling.
Get a spike and a single piano string. Have fun.
Insert saxophone mouthpiece.
insert 5/4 of Russia, 10/2 of England, and 9001/9000 of vuvuzela
(WTF is vuvuzela???)
get opera music.....playing in your head.....ALL THE TIME
insert "ducktales, whoo~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA)"
Gets Daffy Duck.
Insert Bugs Bunny..
get b. rabbit holding robot chicken.
insert chocolate cake.
Gets a brown bear *runs*
throw an empty box into the machine.
Get an empty box back with a threat on it reading "Do not make such pitiful offerings to the gods of the Incredible OSC Vending Machine"
Insert a shipment of too many toasters, each with a bottle opener cleverly hidden in each one, and one copy of Windows 98 Second Edition. (both at the same time damn you, not one then the other! simultaneous!!!)
get a cat in your room (cause that's happening to me right now!! ^^)
insert large small child.
get a Dinky Winky (Teletubbies...)
Insert Spiderman(used) costume
A red spider comes out.
Put in Macbook
Sonata comes out, lucky!!
Insert win XP cd.
Recieve Sasomeko, a strange hybrid OS-tan who originates from the lack of specification of the version of XP.
Insert two White Castle burgers.
get harold and kumar. (an AI and a Doctor.)
insert references that no one gets.
get struct by lightning, "what did i do the deserve this?"
insert crystallized earth that was struct by lightning.
Get a handful of brown soil that has been de-crystalized (huh?)
(Choco: omg I love Harold and Kumar, so funny)
(Harold is the name of an AI from the .hack series. and i had a Doctor named Dr. Kumar. xDDD)
get tofu sandwich.
You get a box of matches.
I insert a pirate cutlass.
you get an irish lass.
insert unpaid tickets for public drunkenness.
Gets Hard Gay costume .... o_o
insert wax and candle
Get a 14k audience, out of which 7k are laughing and none are able to get what the joke is.
Insert crappy headphones.
get Earbuds, wait, that's the same thing! xD
Insert THE GREATEST CEREAL IN THE WORLD. (i'll miss you, waffle crisp...)
(oh yeah, acher, yay! now my future kids can be HA-DU GAAAYYYY for halloween! :3)
Get a Tiger... "Heyz, you're not Hobbes!" (lol, Kellogg's)
Insert Tiger skin (yeah, you know where this from...)
get stuffing of the stuffed animal YOU SLAUGHTERED
insert tasty, caramel-coated burning sensation.
gets caramel dansen...
insert male school uniform
get male IN school uniform (never said male one.)
insert this odd guilt.
Get the card of Judge Man
I insert a dancing banana.
Gets this: [Banana Song] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY)
Insert a packet of instance coffee
get bag of really crappy tea (by the imperial brand, they suck).
insert reindeer and boos (from super mario).
Get Yoshi egg... is this gonna hatch?
insert egg shell (Burp~)
get half-eaten baby yoshi (go you!)
insert lieking of mudkips.
Gets 'Lazer'ed... (that was close)
Insert school uniform (female)
Get Ryoko Asakura... with a knife.
Insert zero (number, not any character from anything)
Get X (a symbol, not any character from anything)
Insert Pizza crust.
get pizza the hutt.
insert molten cheese.
Get this (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/Image091.jpg)
Insert plastic wrapper
get dried up acrylic paint.
insert cadmium sulfide.
Get This (http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/acher13/64c9c9b3ff536f43cf41e96917c53e3b.jpg)
Insert some milk lotion
get DO WANT WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET THAT (i'm serious.)
insert desire for nice products
A bunch of expired Sears coupons tumble out.
I'll put a bunch of lit firecrackers, a can of lighter fluid, a bag of dryer sheets, some thumb tacks, a half-eaten granola bar, and then I'll pour half a can of beer in. Can I do that?...
you get a combo of grill muck and cat barf spewed out at you.
insert slow reaction time.
Get underage 4chan posts
get lolicon yuyuko
Insert boobies again
get 1958 Pennsylvania Highway map
insert three floppy disks and a Blackhawk helicopter model
get 5 FLOPPY DISKS OLD SKOOL GANGSTA YO
Insert Balls, pokeballs!!
get "but can't you make the ball if you have the right nut?" (part of a conversation some time ago, one of my friends walked in as one of my other friends was saying that)
insert SO BORED.
get acher's ADORABLE AVI.
insert DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS
Get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS.
Insert Yukari Yakumo.
get (!r|\|0 (9)!!
insert ! w45 54!L!|\|9 4L0|\|9, 0|\| |\/|00|\|L!9|-|7 |34y.......â™ªâ™«
Get MUSKETEER'D FOR EXCESSIVE LEETSPEEK.
Insert a shark.
get one with lazers.
insert a blueberry muffin. :3
get a samurai warrior
insert a stick of butter
Get yellow slippery iPod
Insert empty two liter bottles that have been piling up
Two thousandth post in the thread!
get 25Â¢ for recycling.
insert my missing course syllabus(es).
Get compass. Now you can get on course again!
Insert the bees' knees.
You get one jar of honey from the beehives. This game is so amazing you don't know what you will get in the next reply from the other members of this forum. Anyway, I saw some affordable vending machines and my friend is planning to have one for business. Is vending machine a good investment?
I insert two flat tires.
Get member who's very tire'd of this shit.
Insert badly drawn maps.
Get world war 3
get soilent green.
insert crappy college staff.
Get a fourth of a tablespoon wheat flour.
Insert in mouth.
Insert amatur go-kartist whom wants me to do a color scheme for his shitty go-kart
Insert vector control box and vacuum tube from AN/FPS-18 control cabinets *crosses fingers*
get AN/FPS-18 missing those parts you put in.
insert pile of bells and tea. :3
Shine get! </mario>
insert nail clippers.
Get hedge clippers
Insert the beat-up AOL CD I'm using as a coaster
get a chunk of tinted plexiglass (aka my coaster).
insert a puritan witch hunter.
Get a witch hunter hunter
(You know, a hunter witch that hunts down witch hunters?)
get a fistful of truth.
insert captain crunch.
Get Peanut Butter Crunch
Insert a sonic screwdriver
get plush tardis.
insert real working 1:6 dalek replica.
Get a real Dalek. You might want to grab the baseball bat
Insert a can of Spam
get a makeshift rice ball.
insert king of the hill.
Get propane and propane accessories
*dramatic music, clap of thunder*
get "Is the Pianist a ____"
insert caramel sauce.
Get an ice cream sundae
Get Bell, from the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi.
insert plastic axe.
Get Guitar Hero controller that's shaped like an axe
Inset plush Chocobo
get plush chocobo reading a cactuar book.
insert fake kneecap.
Get real kneecap
Insert a rock
get a usb pet rock.
insert a bento.
Ika-musume comes out... wait, squid.. take her home.
insert half eaten chocolate bar
Get a chocolate bar of equal size, but hasn't been eaten
Insert a Choco Taco (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5610.jpg)
Me gusta ice cream
get brick of cookies and cream flavour.
insert seasoned pork fat (the boneless spare ribs you get from a chinese restaraunt but don't eat because they have no meat whatsoever.)
Get a can of Spam
Insert chocolate milk
get box of strawberry milk powder.
insert a can of crisco.
Get a jar of butter
Insert tab A
get a can of tab.
put in ham sandwich.
Get out a turkey sandwich
Insert a squirrel
get a squirrel pretending to be a chipmunk.
insert a potato and a po-tah-to.
Get a tomato and to-mah-to
Insert a paperweight
get a rock with paint scribbles from small children on it.
insert a 64-
bitpack of chalk.
Get a 64-pack of crayons
Insert a harmonica
get a tsungi horn.
insert a george foreman grill.
Get a ordinary barbecue grill
Insert propane and propane accessories
insert 7-leaf clover.
Get an 11-leaf clover. It's more metal than a 10-leaf
Insert chocolate syrup and milk
get chocolate ice cream.
insert teen girl squad.
Insert Strong Bad
Get a toilet
Insert Crow T. Robot
get a robot magpie.
insert gatchapon figurine.
Get a highly detailed statue
get box of plastic spoons.
insert vending machine.
Get a bottle of Coke
get marge simpson.
insert glenn quagmire.
Insert a copy of Family Guy: Blue Harvest
get my melted brain.
inser a robot chicken.
Get the humping robot
Insert the 120th star from Super Mario 64
get anthro-starfox dollfie doll.
insert furry porn.
Get normal hentai
Well, as normal as hentai can get
Insert a belt
Get cream cheese
get toasted onions.
insert collar bomb.
Insert a question mark box from Mario
get bowser plushie.
insert icha icha paradise. (http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/images/come-come-paradise.jpg)
Receive a hentai doujinshi
Insert a copy of Disgaea 2
get a laharl standee from disgaea 1.
insert street fighter.
Receive Marvel vs. Capcom
Insert a figurine of 2k-tan
Get a hologram of ME-tan.
insert an akita-inu.
Insert a Weighted Companion Cube
get hobo fire.
insert dumpster fire.
Insert a mix tape consisting of nothing but songs from the '70s and '80s with "Fire" in the title
get mix cd where every song is "Sex on Fire".
insert severed toe.
Get severed leg
Insert cheap plastic Halloween tombstone
get virtual pumpkin from Bully.
insert model of Bullworth Academy.
Receive a model of Wossamotta U
Insert a package of hot dogs
get the new york knicks.
insert tango rose.
Get Yankee Rose. Damn you, David Lee Roth!
Insert a cheesy movie; the worst I can find La-la-la
get the best betamax porno money can buy.
insert convenience store food.
Get fast food
get japanese punks.
Get a guy playing a children's card game while on a motorcycle
get riding all-in-one yard tool.
insert yaoi. <3
Get the anime version of Brokeback Mountain
get anime version of brokeback mountian 2: the cowgirls
insert broken hip.
Get broken leg
Insert breakfast burrito
Get semi-digested undefinable goo.
Insert plastic android figure (http://shop.deadzebra.com/products/Android-Mini-Series-%252d-Standard-Green.html)
Get Fuka figurine (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5801.jpg)
Insert a Pop Tart
get bitch-slapped by a toaster strudel.
insert gourmet cat food.
Receive can cheezburger (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-i-has-can-cheezburger.jpg)
Insert Nyan Cat
get inbread cat (http://www.freepostia.com/fimages/348oeBgQ.jpg)
Get propane accessories. Yep </koth>
Insert an SUV
get the Special Victims Unit.
insert mario's gloves.
Get Luigi's hat
Insert Yoshi egg
get birdo. (lol.)
insert whatever the hell birdo comes from.
Insert a bowl of Cap'n Crunch
get a bowl of meatloaf crunch.
insert shrunken head.
Get a bobblehead zombie
Insert a plush Luigi
get a realistic mario.
Get Brooklyn Rage!
Insert the Hamburger Helper "helping hand" mascot
get the cheeseburger helper mascot from family guy.
insert a screensaver.
Get a flying toaster
Get chocolate milk
Get a box or Ritz
get just the oppai part of an oppai mousepad.
insert conflicted emotions.
Get emotional confusion
Insert Flonne's MP3 Walkman; filled with songs about love
get vicky and ricky the babysitters.
insert a 69' ford mustang.
Get a figurine of Pinkie Pie (A different kind of pony...)
inser--FLY AWAY NOW
TO MAKE BELIEVE THERE'S A FIRST TIME
Insert box with random PSG merch.
Get a box filled with random Lucky Star merch
Insert a cat wearing a fez
somehow rainbow comes out... nyancat stuck in there?
insert red pant and a pair of white gloves from you know who.
Receive custom Mario action figure
Insert a fancy dress
get princess peach.
Get a really cool statue of Momotaro
Insert a bowl of tomato soup
get Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Painting.
insert The Louvre.
Get a museum with the entirety of the OSC gallery displayed
Insert the "lost chapter" of a story I wrote years ago
get the lost boys.
insert giant burnt sienna crayon.
Get a giant candle
Insert a stale Pop Tart
get fresh toaster strudel.
insert princess from the land of ood. :3
Get princess from Sarasaland (http://www.mariowiki.com/Daisy)
Insert beef bowl
Get Monty Python-style animation
Insert a half-full can of Coke
get the same can of coke, from several hours in the future (it has since gone flat).
insert houdini's underwear.
Get striped panties
insert barbell mustache.
Get Bert Reynold's legendary mustache
Insert sonic screwdriver
get the previous doctor holding the previous screwdriver.
insert severed head.
Get severed hand
Insert Pidgey figurine
a wild lap jumps out.
Insert Volcano Bakemeat
get THE SAUCE.
insert microwave time machine.
Receive toaster oven time machine
Insert plush TARDIS
get action figure of a dalek.
insert weeping angel desktop mascot.
Receive Dalek desktop mascot
Insert fish-shaped crackers
get fish shaped candies.
insert fish shaped solid waste.
Receive fish-shaped dirt
Insert Nyan Cat
get rainbow-flavoured poptarts.
insert magic toxic waste in a can.
Receive radioactive spider
Insert Stan Lee
a pile of vintage comics buries you in an avalanche of ink and paper.
insert full scale MLP figure.
Receive a real pony
Insert a golden Nintendo 64 controller
get a 24-karat solid statue of an n64 controller.
a giant squid crawls into the machine.
Zoidberg climbs out
get noogied eggs.
the vending machine begins to barf out salsa.
a licorice pipe is placed in the edge of the machine. ("Yes. Quite.")
Receive a bottle of Mr. Pibb and a bag of Red Vines
Insert a CD of Christmas music
they begin playing out of the machine.
insert year-old christmas candy (it's still good, i swear!!!).
Receive 10-year-old fruitcake (Makes a great doorstop >:3)
Insert freshly-baked gingerbread men
get worn out gingerbread ladies (they do all the work).
insert [insert item here].
Receive [receive item here]
Insert Windows Vista
get vistan figurine with tag "here, take the only good to come out of this."
Insert an iMac hockey puck mouse (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/100_5661.jpg)
get an actual hockey puck.....to the teeth.
insert sports fans.
Receive 99% of the population of my hometown
I don't care about sports. I am the 1%
get the missing "ite" at the end of that sentence.
Insert a decorative dagger.
Quote from: Pitkin on December 06, 2011, 04:34:28 pm
Insert a decorative dagger.
Receive decorative cut. Dx
Insert footlong sub sandwich
get subway. third rail and all.
insert tesla coil. :3
Receive the Tesla Gun
Insert an army of XP-tan (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/Backgrounds/XP/1103406300444.jpg)
get army of ME-tan.
insert new gallery pics.
Receive images of Silverlight-tan in the wrong section of the gallery
Insert Mario's wing cap
get mario's tanuki outfit.
insert cage of raccoons.
Receive a tank of fish. Don't ask; it's complicated
get dance of the manwhore.
Receive a gigolo
Insert a pot of tea
get the same tea, sans water.
insert boiled noodles.
Get macaroni & cheese
Insert Nanami Madobe
get Madobe Nanato.
insert wax foot.
gets empty bee hive <now what can I do with this?>
Insert random history book.
Receive History of the World: Part 2
See Hitler on Ice!
Insert a DVD of Young Frankenstein
Gets a blue ray version of 'back to the future'
inserts a Chihuahua
Receive a German Sheppard
Insert the Curiosity Core from Portal
get the voice of the space core.
insert feelings of frusteration.
Receive feelings of feelings that you feel
Insert the Department of Redundancy Department
get bureaucratic confusion.
Insert a homemade brownie
insert a leg with a boot.
Receive a bootleg Linux bootloader
insert double rainbows.
Receive a copy of Rainbow Rising (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/RainbowRainbowRising.jpg)
An epic album, with artwork equally as awesome
Insert a copy of Crash Bandicoot
get a live bandicoot.
insert neo cortex.
Receive Dr. N. Brio
Insert Spyro the Dragon
get spyro's treasure.
insert suspicious floppy disk.
get win98 pantsu
insert a pic of me wearing that on me head
Receive a pic of me attempting a 98-tan cosplay
Insert 16GB RAM
get 16kb ram.
Receive duct tape
It can fix anything, right?
insert empty pokeballs.
Receive Pokéballs that contain level 3 Magikarps
get swedish meatballs.
insert shipping and handling.
Receive cash on delivery
Insert Metal Gear Ray
get metal gear solid.
insert resident evil.
Receive a red bag marked "Biohazard"
Insert DOS Kitty
insert OSX-tan's head-apple.
Receive Sonata's "9" hairclip
Insert bobblehead of Sonic the Hedgehog
get pawn stars bobblehead.
insert capsule from capsule corp.
Receive a capsule from Mario Party 5
get ingredients to make pizza.
insert freezer shavings.
Receive chipped ice
insert german WWI big bertha cannon.
Receive WWI-era coffee-that-tastes-like-mud(TM)
get electrified steel.
insert a burning sensation.
Receive a cooling sensation
Insert XP-tan's bra :P
get ME-tan's underwear.
Insert garlic toast
get french toast.
insert french pastry.
Receive Pop Tart
Insert Spam-flavoured candy
get tin of fat free spam substitute.
Receive rabbit droppings
Insert a gingerbread house
Get gingerbread bike. (the huge version)
Insert obsidian gem.
Up and down, up and down.
get crystalized new member. ^^
insert dirty candy.
Receive dirty rice. Mmm...
Insert a labcoat
Receive Junior Ectobiologist's Lab Suit.
Insert 60's Batman.
Receive '60s Batmobile
get MetalGarurumon. -w-
insert Planet Alternia.
Insert empty bowl that once contained banana pudding
recieve pudding from the past, without the bowl.
insert packing peanuts.
Insert Nejin's pony collection
get collection of anthro pony BJDs. -w-
insert big toe.
Get 2 Giant's Toe and one bowl of Mammoth Cheese.
Insert inuit clothing...
get fur-lined bra and panties.
Receive a 2nd set of fur-lined bra and panties
Insert a robe
get failure to post.
insert poison mushrooms.
Receive Golden Mushrooms
Insert a 10-year-old bottle of Coca-Cola
get a bottle of Merlot, vintage 1695.
insert 20-year old Brie.
Receive a block of aged sharp cheddar cheese
Insert saltine crackers
get can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle (the best chicken noodle). -w-
Insert root beer
get empty can lined with powdered caffiene.
Receive homemade chili
Insert a spider the size of a basketball
OHMYGODKILLIT!! KILL IT NOW!!!!!
get destroyed vending machine.
insert shiny new vending machine.
Receive a DVD of Pimp My Ride
Yo dawg I heard you like vending machines, so I put a vending machine in your vending machine
Insert a bottle of maple syrup
get aged maple syrup, aka maple mead.
insert public drunkenness.
Receive a bottle of rum
Insert can of soup
get creamed potatoes.
insert toenail clippings.
Receive airplane barf bag
Insert apple pie
get 1 apple, a bag of carrots, 3 boxes of cheeseits, a 12-pack of coca-cola, and 3 large bottles of water, all kept together with bubble wrap.
(aka what my sister would pack with me if she were to ship me overseas)
insert 3-person bicycle.
Receive a car with only 3 seats in it
Insert the Whomobile (http://images.wikia.com/tardis/images/7/7d/Whomobile.jpg)
Yes, that is from Doctor Who
get 1/6 scale replica of the pirate ship seen in the Doctor Who Series 6 episode "The Curse of the Black Spot".
insert liquid nitrogen.
Receive dry ice
Insert a Dalek action figure
get a life-size doctor standee.
insert radio static.
Receive television static
get foriegn coin of equal or lesser value.
insert $1,000,000 in fake money.
Receive an equal amount of Monopoly money. Now, go buy Boardwalk >:3
Insert Mario's wing cap
get his tanuki outfit.
insert money for the payphone.
Receive money for the vending machine
Insert bottle of aspirin that expired in January 1982
get box of mac and cheese that expired june 13th, 2010. (i almost ate it.)
insert the dukes of hazzard.
Receive Knight Rider
Insert bowtie pasta
get THE SAUCE.
insert grape-scented germs.
Receive germ-scented grapes
Insert Apple logo mouse pad
get OS-tan mousepad (aka my mousepad).
Receive plastic foot
Insert my OS-tan mousepad
get the phantom os-tan watch.
insert cat fur.
insert special k.
Receive Cap'n Crunch
Insert graphics card
get computer chips, a nerd's favourite snack.
insert nail polish in boy crush blush.
Receive makeup bag
Insert a bag of Emerald Nuts
get a bag of testicle-shaped emeralds.
insert feelings of regret.
Receive feelings of being in a Land of Confusion
get clothespin used as a hair clip.
Receive Meg Griffin
Insert peanut butter :3
get peanut butter + jelly combo.
insert kenan and kel.
Receive other assorted '90s Nickelodeon shows
Insert empty bottle of Coke
get the coke that was in the bottle.
insert chocolate fountain.
Receive chocolate rain
Insert plush Toad
get real frog.
insert video poker machine.
Receive pinball machine
Insert iron boots
get iron maiden (the torture device).
insert iron maiden (the band).
GeTHROUGH THE GATES OF HELL/AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN/THROUGH THE NAZI LINES/PRIMO VICTORIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0)
Insert sabatons (boots).
Receive pointy boots
Insert Super Mushroom
(@nej: sabatons ftw!!! <33)
get bouquet of fire flowers.
insert broken telephone.
Get Lady Gaga yelling at the video producers about deadlines.
Receive a mix tape of '80s music
get pokemon egg on fire.
insert $4,000 worth of empty soda cans.
Receive a sack of money
Insert epic cat tree
get epic cat grass.
Insert Super Mario Bros. 2
get super mario brothers 0 (THE UNCUT SECRET EDITION).
insert duke nukem 5.
Receive Half-Life 2: Episode Three
get ugly truth.
insert the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Receive True Grit
Insert a copy of the never before seen Star Wars: Episode VII: Advent Children
recieve LP of the nerd classic, "Killing Me Softly (With His Lawls)".
insert pool water.
Receive pool water after a kid peed in it :P
get a calander of the year of the dragon.
insert sea salt.
insert beer batter.
Receive beer battered chicken tenders. Me gusta :3
insert dry cleaning chemicals.
Receive a laundromat
Receive sparkly vampires
Insert Simon Belmont
insert future children.
Receive the grandchildren my mom wants so badly
insert pile of paperwork.
Receive a nearly organized file cabinet of paperwork
Insert a replica of the Doctor's bowtie
get $50 dollar bill for said bowtie.
insert missing item.
Receive the Lost & Found room from my work
Insert the first issue of Nintendo Power
get current issue of gamebro magazine.
Receive Home Alone
Insert apple pie
get frozen dinner version.
insert missed references.
Insert leftover cheezburger :3
get The Nasty Patty. (http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/d/d7/The-Nasty-Patty.jpg)
insert stolen goods.
Receive a bowl of chocolate pudding, stolen shortly after
Stu Stew made it at 4 in the morning
Insert a cup of hot tea
get hot cocoa. ^^
insert cherished childhood memories.
Receive an item tied to those childhood memories :3
Insert jelly beans
insert pile of obscure holiday cards.
Receive pile of Pokémon cards
Insert Apple mouse pad
get oppai mousepad of the apple logo.
insert the oppai part of an oppai mousepad.
Receive plush XP-tan
Insert Donkey Kong on a go-kart
get pile of banana skins.
insert the DK Isles.
Receive N. Sanity Island
Insert Goomba Village from Paper Mario
get the goomba family, the sole residents of goomba village. xD
insert kammy koopa. >>;
Receive a Wizzrobe (http://zeldawiki.org/Wizzrobe)
Insert Metal Mario
insert block of lead with mario's cap.
insert commercials which are too short.
Receive commercials that are way too long
Get slip of paper. "This machine is on strike to protest against SOPA-PIPA. Try again tomorrow." The machine locks up.
Receive a copy of the Scorpions album, Blackout
insert things which look like other things.
Receive Gummi Lighthouses (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/4e389f4e-e54d-416d-9ff7-1ae4bdcf4268.jpg)
insert a chill in the air.
Receive electric space heater
Insert a spork
get a picture of two pieces of silverware engaged in "activities".
insert thick cut of yaoi. -w-
get spock hand sign.
insert the hand jive.
Receive clown fish
Insert fishsticks & custard
get 1/6 doll doctor figurine.
insert land mines.
Receive the Nitro crates from Crash Bandicoot 2
Insert banana pudding :3
get chocolate pudding. >w>
insert blue m&ms.
Receive red M&Ms
Insert a bag of Skittles
get the gratitude i gave my friend for getting me those the other day.
insert chunk of frozen river.
Receive ice cubes
Receive Close Enough
*dramatic stick figure*
Insert the Me Gusta face
get makeup'd me gusta face.
insert swedish troll. (http://runeberg.org/bredberg/04.jpg)
Receive Nejin in a Swedish troll costume
Receive a bird
Insert fried egg
get raw egg.
insert electrical shocks.
Receive grounding straps
get lack of itunes.
insert dotted outline of what was my toolbox.
Receive my toolbox
Insert rocket launcher
get James Bond figurine.
insert moonraker lazer.
Receive Dr. Evil's frigging laser beams
Insert a 1/32 scale model of a zeppelin
get the first LP of led zeppelin.
insert the cast of characters of kiki's delivery service.
Receive the cast of characters from Howl's Moving Castle
Insert plush TARDIS
get inflatable dalek.
insert shopping cart.
Receive Mario Kart
Insert coffee mug
insert item here.
Receive item here
Insert bra >_>
get fake tits.
insert "special" chocolate valentine's gift (*wink wink nudge nudge*)
Receive chibi plush of Choco :3
Insert PlayStation 2
get every sports game ever made for the PS2.
insert blue's clues.
Receive the Red Green Show
Damn you, Stew; for introducing me to it! Now I'm looking up random clips from it too
Insert duct tape
get redneck/nerd fix for everything.
insert synthetic cat.
Receive this (http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/3/30/Hasbrotour-fleshlesskitty.jpg).
Insert lamp oil, rope and bombs.
receive a cocktail named "The Molotov."
Receive the enclosed instruction book
get a pack of very high stray cats.
insert blanket woven from shedded cat fur.
Receive an afghan with cat fur on it
get figurine of chef boyardee.
insert canned applesauce.
Receive apple pie
Insert first-generation iPod Classic
get 500 pairs of ipod earbud headphones.
insert $200 shoes.
Receive 200 pairs of $1 flip-flops
Insert chocolate orange
get orange rain.
insert the x files.
Insert Scrooge McDuck
insert songs that get stuck in one's head. ><;;
Receive the Cyberchase theme song
Damn that song. It's been years since I watched that show, and it still pops up in my head
Insert TARDIS coffee mug
(YOU WATCHED CYBERCHASE TOO????)
get unclaimed insurance payment.
insert sappy commercials.
Receive funny commercials
get game in FF7 series exclusive to the PSP. (DAMN IT!!)
insert ipod touch.
Receive 3rd generation iPod Nano
get stack of free local papers.
insert virtual horsey.
Receive horse armor
get plastic sword.
insert foam shield.
Receive wooden shield
Insert dog :3
Insert original PlayStation
get 25th anniversary SNES.
insert cherenekov radiation.
Receive gamma radiation
Insert the first issue of The Incredible Hulk
get issue #0 of Spiderman.
insert every issue of Xmen 1980-90.
Receive every volume of the Detective Conan manga, from '94 to present
Receive stetson. Stetsons are cool.
Insert Apollo program space suit.
Get a jug of mead and a moon viking.
get Vocaloid Gumi, singing Sheep Sleep Sheep. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCLa_AD7khM)
insert translation request.
Receive untranslated OS-tan doujinshi
get wiimote-tan asking why you threw her at the tv.
insert bed of coals.
Receive heating pad
Insert inflatable mattress
get waterbed filled with icepack gel.
insert uncracked joints.
Receive cracked joints
Insert fake boobs
insert various blank dollfies.
Receive OS-tan dollfies :3
Insert badass longcoat
get tiny coat.
insert baby shoes.
Get goat hide.
Receive the prototype of Mac OS X Deaf Leopard
Insert the band Def Leppard
Get HD video on TAPES.
Insert 8-Track player
Get SUPER 8...on Betamax.
Insert Void Salts and an Amethyst. Pull the lever.
get walker, texas ranger clips. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1011733/)
insert dirty laundry.
Receive clean laundry
Get a very, very late atronach.
get foam from said latte, on a stick.
insert various foods that are served on a stick.
Receive a stick on a stick
get odd mix of pesto and tomato sauce. :\
insert machine that converts food back into the ingredients that made it.
Get half a horse and a monkey with a spinach dagger.
Insert 5 bars of snickers.
Receive $5 in assorted coins
Insert apple pie
get the entire apple family from MLP.
insert the WOPR.
Assuming by WOPR, you mean the supercomputer from WarGames
Insert a bowl of stew
yes, i do :3
get Church Bellas.
insert the various outfits that uses for her special attack. (http://www.rpgdreamer.com/ta/Nelsha.htmlNelsha Stylus[/url)
Get Derped Url Links and a confused hammer-carrying shota.
Insert a DVD labeled "PORN", containing 1024,7 megabytes of pictures of men in suits wearing sunglasses.
get printouts of all those pictures.
insert broken dreams.
Receive an MP3 of the Green Day song, Boulevard of Broken Dreams
I walk alone
*is walking with drummer and bassist*
get spare tire.
insert inner tube.
Receive bicycle tire
Insert printer paper
get free source of drawing. >w>
insert number two pencils.
Receive limited edition number one pencils
get CD of whale sex music.
insert memory loss.
Receive generic RPG main character
Insert a bucket of chicken wings
get screaming lemon candy.
insert sentient potato.
Receive GLaDOS in potato form
Insert California potato powers
get IDAHO GOLD.
insert in-game location.
Receive real-world location
Insert Funky Town
get funky fries. (http://blstb.msn.com/i/6C/6D69B5BD8E42A9BE2085D4DC340C0.jpg)
insert awkward moments.
Insert tomato soup
get tasty and warm. ^^
insert CUTE HEAVEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJM9i_r-RIQ)
insert health class.
Receive medical school
Insert obscure references
get the book of hipsterism. (aka the hipster bible.)
insert mannequin foot.
Receive mannequin arm
Insert Super Bowl
get Puppy Bowl VIII.
insert uninstallable programs.
Receive the DELTREE command
Insert the System32 folder
Insert Nejin's labcoat
get pile of other people's dirty labcoat laundry.
insert a very sore ass (aka a pained donkey).
Receive sore boobies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby)
get multiple scarves.
Receive warm fuzzy feelings
Insert lies about cake
get pie free of lies
insert various mushrooms.
Receive the Super Mushroom from Mario
Insert green apple
get candy that makes you incredibly sick.
insert Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
Receive Jelly Belly
insert novelty alcohol.
Receive Monty Python's Holy Ale
Insert burnt bread
get toasty. 8)
insert snack foods.
Receive peanut butter crackers :3
Insert blank CD-R
get fresh pack of floppy disks.
insert interesting sticky note pads.
Receive uninteresting sticky note pads
Insert toilet paper
get FIVE PLY.
insert mystical artifacts.
Receive Warehouse 13
Insert "arrow to the knee" jokes
get literal arrows to literal knees.
insert extra arms.
get iron man.
insert friendly tarantula. :3
Receive friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Insert brainy specs
insert fish food.
Receive cat food
Insert Jak & Daxter
get a pile of precursor orbs.
insert the happiness lost between jak & daxter and Jak 2.
Receive the PSP spin-off, Daxter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daxter_%28video_game%29)
Insert Ratchet & Clank
get internet capable.
insert things which shouldn't be internet ready but are.
Receive a '66 Dodge truck with an iPhone mounted in the dash
Insert Moogle, kupo
get blood, sweat, and tears.
insert earth, wind, and fire.
Receive Captain Planet
Insert Cap'n Crunch
insert second breakfast.
Receive midnight snack
insert silver arches.
Receive golden arches
Insert the king of hamburgers
get Mayor McCheese.
Receive Ant-Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant-Man)
Insert Emerald Weapon
receive ruby weapon.
insert knights of the round.
Receive the Alexander summon
Insert a confused d20
get boobs, cause dice love boobs.
Insert the official FF7 strategy guide
get the official pong strategy guide.
insert Dragon's Lair for the PS3.
Receive Disgaea 4 for the Commodore 64
Insert Sephiroth's sword
get masamune replica, available at the battle square.
insert rare items.
Receive the maid costume from Persona 3 FES
Insert beat-up copy of StarCraft
receive the starcraft. (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/starcraft.jpg)
insert vacation photos.
Receive vacation videos
Insert the board game, Mouse Trap
get the english and french rulebooks for the game. (go, go canada!)
get magazine clippings.
insert free samples.
Receive travel-size toothpaste
Insert old sound card
get pile of unused internal components.
insert miso chicken.
get stuck to the machine.
insert an endless arrest record.
Receive an endless line for a rollercoaster
Insert hot dog
get endless line of Bratwurst.
insert Dark Carnival.
Receive the Black Parade
Insert Magitek Armor (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Magitek_Armor)
get mythrill armour.
insert homemade italian ice.
Receive snowcones :3
get happy dogs.
insert cat treats.
get laharl in etna's clothes.
insert right answer.
Receive wrong answer
insert spandex weave.
get fried foods.
insert warm feeling.
Receive feelings of being warm and fuzzy
Insert fuzzy blanket
get cozy. -w-
insert driving animals.
Receive my cat in a go-kart
Insert rabbit's foot
get very angry, very large, very footless rabbit.
insert sick patient. :[
Insert Chocobo egg
get chocolate egg.
Receive canned tuna
get sharks (with lasers!!).
insert giant fast food containers.
Receive tiny fast food containers
get garbage tea.
insert puppy and kitten climbing into the same slipper.
Insert Nokia phone
Insert 2 cans of Corrs.
get a tin of dried sardines.
insert Hákarl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl)
Insert mint gum
get dentyne with free box of cheerios.
insert vacuum girl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK7wZgklOSw)
Receive the Mega-Maid from Spaceballs
Insert Spaceballs the Flamethrower
get spaceballs the hologram......BEFORE PERSONAL HOLOGRAMS CAME OUT
insert holographic table.
Receive the Holodeck from Star Trek
Insert leftover pizza
insert ginger ale.
Receive fancy cola
Through the night!
get pile of hungry cats.
insert smoked ketchup.
Receive roasted garlic ketchup
Insert cinnamon roll
get taco bell cinnamon twists.
insert m. night shylaman eating said twists and saying, "what a twist!"
Receive plot twists
Insert an original IBM PC
get a cheap lenovo knockoff.
insert hated episodes of shows.
Receive awesome episodes of shows
Insert mineral water
get foofy lulu drinks.
insert BUSINESS boogie board.
Receive industrial strength velcro
Insert a DVD-R of the Sailor Moon live action series
get a bad sailor moon cosplay.
insert a good sailor moon cosplay.
Receive a good OS-tan cosplay :3
get custom-painted PS1.
insert 90's CDs.
Receive '70s records
Insert Nokia phone
get broken floor when you drop it.
insert the results of a disaster.
Receive the recipe for my aunt's "seven can soup"
Insert the Humping Robot
Get more saltwater.
Insert sleeping pills
get the crescent moon.
insert seattle and people saying hello to it.
Receive the hills of Columbia, and with them, coffee >:3
Insert the Tri-Star Pegasus (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/TriStar_Pictures.jpg)
get triangle, Perfume's 4th studio album. (http://g.imagehost.org/0929/triangle.jpg)
insert short presidency.
Receive long presidency
get cream cheese oozing out of the machine.
insert bullets. into the machine's face. (;^; )
Receive bulletproof helmet
get fin (a combo of fail and win).
insert spring-loaded shoes.
Receive the super-jump shoes from Ancient Empires
insert Kagamine Len.
Receive Kagami Hiiragi
Insert Konata Izumi -w-
insert Perfume. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume_(Japanese_band))
Receive Loudness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_%28band%29)
Insert polar opposites
get bill nye explaining how magnets work. (NO, they do not have little pieces of gravity.)
get bad socks.
insert dirty laundry.
Receive a washing machine
Insert chibi drawing of me with a laptop :3
get comics staring all of osc.
insert air guitar.
Receive air drums
Insert the Phil Collins song, In The Air Tonight
get creeped out.
insert THE OTHER CASTLE.
Receive the castle you found Toad in, saying "Our princess is in another castle"
Insert more RAM
get empty food bowls.
insert a sailor's mouth.
Receive a sailor scout
Insert naughty thoughts >:3
get IS YOUR BODY READY?
Receive photographic memory
Insert 35mm film
get state secrets.
insert the government.
Insert a head stuck in the gutter
insert explorer cat. :3
Receive kitty wearing a fedora, ala Indiana Jones
Insert kitty wearing a fez (Fezzes are cool :3)
get dr. who cats. :3
Insert a fox
get swindled by nature's bandit.
Receive Bandit Keith...in America!
Receive a giant question mark
Receive a Girafarig
Insert shiny Dunsparce
get WTF IS THIS THING
insert this thing.
Receive that thing
recieve hello panda. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Panda)
insert yan yan. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yan_Yan_(snack))
Receive Dunkaroos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkaroos)
get stunning revelations.
insert pressed suit.
Receive wrinkled suit
Insert something fuzzy
get unknown animal.
insert huge discovery.
Receive little discovery
get fish trees.
Insert all 9001+ episodes of InuYasha
get rumiko takahashi's notes.
insert sm art signed by naoko takeuchi.
Receive Super Mario 64 soundtrack CD, autographed by Koji Kondo
Insert load times
get overclocked bender.
("KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS AT LIGHT SPEED!!")
insert floating, glowing eyes.
Receive the rats from the Crash Bandicoot level, "Lights Out"
get chedr omelette.
Receive hit to key
Insert a pillory
get a pillow. to the face.
insert shaving cream in a pie tin.
Receive pie filling in a shaving cream can
Insert apple pie
insert 50's housewife clothes.
Receive maid costume
get portal to texas.
insert the lost indiana jones movie: Indiana Jones: Escape from Texas
Receive a single of the Led Zeppelin song, "Going to California"
Insert half-price bento
get empty bento box.
insert quality food.
Receive cheap food
Insert Cherry Coke
get cherries in cocaine.
insert ORIGINAL coca-cola. circa 1800's.
Get mold. Lots and lots of mold. Mold on a sugar/caffeine/COCAINE high.
Insert Daring Do AND Indiana Jones, together.
Receive Spelunky (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Spelunky?from=Main.Spelunky)
get ca---NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN insert NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Receive a pop tart
get the volume up too high.
insert a misleading statement.
get chocolate coating.
insert roasted newt.
Receive a barbequed iguana
Insert a Mexican radio
get loud, unwanted salsa music.
Receive my dreams
Insert leftover pizza
get dried grease.
insert peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Receive bread stuck to the roof of your mouth
Insert chibi 2k-tan plushie
get Aiko dressed as 2k.
insert microwave pie.
Receive homemade pie
Insert a peach
insert book of japanese legends.
Receive legendary wreathed bento
Insert Nej's badass longcoat
-OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T *comes crashing out of the machine before you put it in*
Insert a power drill, marshmallow flavor.
get vodka, whipped cream flavour.
Receive a how-to guide on dancing a Russian jig
Insert a year of awesomeness -w-
get the season of fail, which has been going for years now. -w- (it all started several summers ago when poor colleen tripped and fell when her foot fell asleep.....twice in one week.)
Receive chat room yacker
Insert an MP3 of Weird Al's "It's All About The Pentiums"
recieve worn LP of Weird Al's Greatest Hits.
insert dirty laundry and a quarter.
Receive clean laundry and a penny
Insert Alvin & the Chipmunks
get chipmunks roasted on an open fire, hot sauce dripping from their toes.
insert christmas parodies.
Receive The Night Santa Went Crazy
Insert birthday cake
insert rapid dave, speedy gonzalez's american cousin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY0VTXLPHNo)
Receive Roadrunner (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Roadrunner.gif) driving a Roadrunner (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Plymouth_Roadrunner_440_%28A%26W_St._Leonard%29.jpg/640px-Plymouth_Roadrunner_440_%28A%26W_St._Leonard%29.jpg)
Insert a DVD of Inception
get chuck norris's fist coming out of the machine.
Receive an "I've read enough hentai to know where this is going" joke
insert random corpses.
Receive Left 4 Dead
get yawns that sound like jet engines.
insert sleepy kittens. -w-
Receive cats running up walls like furry ninjas
the machine catches on fire.
*sprays the machine with a fire extinguisher*
Receive Colonel Roy Mustang's glove
Insert Alphonse Elric's suit of armor
a pile of kittens comes crawling out, carrying the sentient armour head of Alphonse on their backs.
past them, an Arbok slithers in, carrying its pokeball in the tip of its tail.
Receive Team Rocket
I carefully insert an alien ant farm into the machine
a "HOO-HOOOO" is heard from the inner bowels of the machine. suddenly, michael jackson bursts out of the vend slot, in full smooth criminal gear.
he takes off his shoe and puts it back in the machine.
The Monty Python foot comes back out and crushes MJ with the sound of a raspberry
I throw my mom's dead printer into the machine
the machine buckles slightly and barfs up ink a la noh face in spirited away.
*tosses some pepto bismol into the machine*
Receive the Alka-Seltzer mascot, for some reason
Insert fresh orange
get orange juice as Asher Lev's family makes it, with the juice of one orange, half a glass of cold water, and a spoonful of sugar. (it actually sounds pretty good.)
insert the Cheers bar.
Receive 7th Heaven (Tifa's bar from FF7)
Insert 7th Heaven (Shitty TV family drama that took forever to die)
get the entire primetime lineup from 1995.
insert the entire year 1906.
Receive the 1880s
Insert chibi plush Hitler xD
get Stalin's mustache.
Receive orange juice
Insert apple cider
get hard cider.
insert an illustration of the process of grapes turning to wine.
Receive an illustration of sporting events
*grabs vending machine*shoves in TARDIS*
*machine spits out TARDIS USB hub*
Insert a coffee cup of hot chocolate
get the ingredients to make that cup of hot chocolate.
insert broken mug.
Receive mug superglued together :3
Insert silver monkey
get the hidden temple set from nick.
insert 90's cartoons.
Receive '80s cartoons
get THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDER-THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
insert regret in many forms.
Receive helpful advice
Receive a cup of something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Receive peanut butter
Insert chicken nuggets
get the banquet chicken nuggets and fries box.
insert book about the rodney king riots.
Receive a picture of the riots on the MapleStory servers when a server rollback was announced
Insert MP3 of the song, "Time Warp"
(It's just a jump to the left and a step to the right)
get the outfit dr. frankenfurter wore in his opening scene.
insert 70's art films.
Receive vintage copy of Fantasia
Insert The Big O
get Big Duo. and Big Fau. and Big Venus. and Dorothy I.
Receive an arcade full of bros failing epically at Ridge Racer
Insert Samurai Pizza Cats
get cat hair on your pizza.
insert old contact lens.
Receive old glasses
Insert Jelly Jiggler
get Don Patch.
insert FN FiveseveN.
Receive Seven of Nine
insert dancing baby humans. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikFGCQJbHoM)
Receive FLYING IN THE SKY Japanese words SHINING FINGER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZwXJzZlAY)
get green eggies and steak.
insert red fish and blue fish.
Receive 1 fish and 2 fish
get a frozen dinner.
insert 13-inch tv (IN GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE).
Receive Frank's 2000-inch TV. Enjoy watching the Simpsons from several blocks away </weird_al>
(that's about 166 ft, btw)
get clown fish.
insert live coral.
Receive zombie coral
get cleaned laundry.
insert burnt hand.
Receive frostbitten hand
Insert the Walrus
get the eggman. [/paperboy]
Insert Wild Duck-Burger
get ramp burger.
insert green eggs and ham.
Receive green spaghetti
Insert a children's card game
get my OS-tan playing cards.
insert needy cat.
Receive cat that fends for itself and ignores you
get droid fixing the apple.
Insert laser pointer
insert bad spanish.
Receive so-bad-it's-good Engrish
onigiri jelly donut
insert cheap yet nice dishware. -w-
Receive cheap sunglasses
Get The Union Jackoffs.
insert The Paul Reveres.
Receive The Cult
Receive really bad acne >_<;;
Insert tiny Superman figurine
get superman robot chicken segment.
insert more games. ^^
Receive more cowbell ^_^
Insert the common cold
get the bubonic plague.
Receive solar power
Insert awesome Lugia figurine >w<
get episode of pokemon that caused seizures.
insert dangerous children's toys that were harmless 10 years ago.
Receive lawn darts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts)
Insert a monster.......trainer
insert a dollhouse.
Receive a castle
but not decided!
insert books. <3
Receive manga :3
Insert a floppy disk containing 500GB of data -w-
get an external drive with 50kb of storage capacity.
insert an alarm system.
Receive a padlock
get lost keychain. ;^;
insert large growth.
Receive small growth
Insert plushie that looks like my cat :3
get clone of your now dead cat. :3
insert old slippers.
Receive new panties
insert butter. :3
Receive I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Insert Oxy-Moron Laundry Detergent. It has the power of an ox! *jingle*
get Major Minor. -w-
insert corn chips.
Receive chili cheese flavored Fritos :3
get too-spicy queso.
insert johnny quest.
Receive the Venture Bros.
get scooby snacks. (what DO they taste like?)
insert the magic school bus.
Receive the Who's Magic Bus
Insert Windows XP
get Barbie Linux.
insert toenail clippings.
Receive a jar of them
Insert Master Shake
get master hand shaking his fist.
insert mr. wilson (dennis the menace).
Receive Prof. Oak
Insert 10-hour loop of Nyan Cat
get 10 hours of fukkireta.
insert past due notices.
Receive disconnection notices
Insert the schoolgirl uniform I wish I had
get one of mine that doesn't fit right.
insert the paypal payment i can't make yet.
Receive the payment you can make
Insert crappy food
get filet mignon.
insert Meg Griffin.
Insert the Spoony One
insert 8" floppy.
Receive cassette tape containing software for a Commodore 64
Insert 30-minute load time to run said software
get 80's cartoons to pass the time.
insert a baseball.
Receive golf ball
Insert '80s montage
get cheezy music.
insert soft pretzel.
Receive pretzel rods
get adam west as Batman.
insert cat drool.
Receive cat fur
Get FSM Pyonta.
INSERT CAPSLOCK KEY
receive broken shift key
insert dot matrix printer
Get back an ENIAC
Insert a failed test
Receive failed failure
get the ghost of Chef Boyardee.
insert the correct pronunciation of Chef Boyardee.
Receive the incorrect pronunciation of
Insert cheap imported games
get bootleg anime dvds.
insert angry cats.
Receive the Angry Beavers
Insert 56K modem
Insert an ok-ish graphics card, GeForce 6800 XT
get a burnt out card i pulled out of a junked school PC from 1996.
insert spilled ink.
Receive spilled milk
Insert crying over said spilled milk
get bottled children's tears.
insert star wishes.
Get black hole death.
get high-def 8-bit graphics.
insert decorative swords.
Insert tablet stylus.
get chinese knockoff.
Get a face full of wasps.
Receive Twilight. Same thing, right?
the machine proceeds to spit out a giant polaroid the width of the drop slot. enjoy waving your flag-like photo to get it to develop.
insert donkey kong's golden bananas.
Receive a golden Grunty
get live mouse.
insert doll furniture.
Receive doll clothes
Insert fancy dress
get the dress shaga wore in episode 4.
insert burning garbage.
Receive burning cell phone
insert lightspeed posts.
Receive Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue
Insert the Schwartz
get a spaceball helmet.
insert itchy from itchy and scratchy.
get me cuddling my naruto plushie. <333
Insert Captain Planet
get AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!!
insert the robot chicken.
Receive the mad scientist
Insert the angry scientist from Sheep in the Big City
get Major Minor (again).
insert excess fluid.
Receive an empty cup
Insert a magic gun
get a magic bullet hole
insert a cat
Receive Nyan Cat
Insert Windows XP
Get windows 7
Insert a fire hydrant
get sprayed. HARD.
insert the blood from countless scratched bug bites.
Receive a bottle of my blood. Can you give that back? It's kind of important
get a picture of my grandma smiling. :3 (grapefruit slices is one of her favourite snacks recently.)
insert polished stones. ^^
Receive the Moonstone from Pokémon
Insert the Philosopher's Stone
Receive +18 Health regen per 5 seconds, +8 Mana regen per 5 seconds, and +5 gold per 10 seconds. (http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Philosopher%27s_Stone)
Insert Shurelia's Reverie.
insert stomach pains.
Insert ringing ears
Insert M4A4 Carbine.
Get Touhounobyl. (nicejobbreakingithero.jpg)
get the twins that started it all.
Receive cheaply-made craft dolls
insert knockoff cereal that's actually better than the brand name.
Receive noms :3
insert sore throats.
Receive cough drops
recieve cinnamon challenge
get intelligent zombies.
Receive obvious statements
insert the ghost of babe ruth.
Receive the ghost of a Spinal Tap drummer
Insert chibi figurine of Miku
get a pile of Nendoroid parts. PARTS.
insert misaligned teeth.
Insert cookie dough
get toll house.
insert the pillsbury dough boy.
Receive the Hamburger Helper glove
Insert the Trix rabbit
get Lucky, from Lucky Charms.
insert a ringing telephone.
Receive a phone nyan-ing
get an IBM-tan.
Receive flat cola
get mechanical BRAIIINSSS
insert lack of funds.
Receive winning lotto ticket
Insert pics of me in a schoolgirl uniform :3
recieve SexyNekoBoi pictures.
insert Pikachu. -w-
Insert bunk bed
get the Doctor's take on bunk beds.
insert bread filled with broken beads.
Receive a sandwich made with peanut butter, jelly, a banana, and powdered sugar
insert a literal smart mouth.
Receive a smart ass (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74270)
Insert water balloons
insert moon shoes. -w-
Receive roller skates
(I always wanted Moon Shoes >w<)
get 4 bottles, 1 filled with chocolate milk, 1 with strawberry, 1 with vanilla, and 1 with coffee milk. :3
insert a flamethrower.
Receive the Flamethrower Burger from DQ
(Which was a major letdown the time I had it >_>; )
Insert the Burger King
get the (http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/burger-king-homer.jpg) burger (http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/files/original/burger%20king.jpg) king. (http://blog.thebelfordgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/burger-king-king.jpg)
Receive part of the chorus of the Psychostick song, Orgasm = Love
"I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings about these feelings that we feel" xD
Insert awesomely cheesy lyrics
get awesomely cheezy nachos.
insert Nokia brand Bricks.
Receive ACME bricks
insert electric clouds.
Receive electric sheep
recieve 4 quarters.
insert pack of ball park hot dogs.
Receive the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
Insert the Ambiguously Gay Duo's "Wienermobile" >_>;
get HAAAADO GAAY. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S79hqEtCgRw/Th-cVLyAYOI/AAAAAAAAAKA/natWrZYVyIk/s1600/HardGayAlbum.jpg)
insert The Village People.
Receive the YMCA
Insert blue Koopa shell
insert breast implants.
Receive XP-tan with 4GB RAM -w-
get my pocketwatch, which is still broken. ;^;
insert kinky hiking gear.
Get a sex toy made out of a stalactite.
get shedded on.
insert perpetually falling corpse.
Receive flying zombies
Insert zombie robots wanting to eat Casshern
insert a scorched-earth policy.
Receive the Fire Nation
Get the Digital World.
insert fake mystical objects.
Receive useless sword that "resembles family sword"
Insert Adventure Time
(thousand arms!? :0)
recieve Finn and Jake.
insert obscure games no one else knows about. ;v;
(Reference to an item description in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Never played Thousand Arms, though I know of it)
Receive the generic FPS of the week that everybody obsesses over
Insert plushie of Twinkle :3
get a plushie of Sugar from Sugar, A Little Snow Fairy.
insert a chill in the air.
Insert inaccurate schedules
get irritating train lateness.
Receive root beer
insert Miso Soup.
Receive curry rice
insert girl scout cookies.
Receive cookies from the local bakery :3
Receive Haruhism -w-
insert chewing gum.
Receive ABC Gum
Insert Bastard Sword
(Nice guys can use it too </disgaea_2>)
get the Broad Sword.
(I worked hard making this. Please buy it♥ )
insert Giga Ice.
Receive Tera Star
Insert iced tea
Receive boob. On ice.
Receive Keyboard Cat
Insert dog laying an egg
get "LOL I DUNNO"
Insert questions for Bella
get bella flakes, everyone's favourite intermittent breakfast!
Receive my sister's kitteh licking the side of a glass of water :3
Insert $5 footlong
get 5 $1 cans of soup.
insert vending machine.
Receive Hershey bars in bulk
Insert tutorial levels
get practice workbooks.
insert study materials.
Receive the enclosed instruction book
Insert macaroni & cheese
Get dirty pot.
get bigger on the inside.
insert a cookie from lunch period at the home.
get butt soreness.
insert preperation h.
Get hemorrhoid relief.
get emory board.
insert jack daniels.
Get sharpie on face.
insert REAL aged pearls.
Receive fake plastic pearls.
Insert cans. Of butts.
recieve a can of WHOOP-ASS (real product btw)
insert USB mice.
Receive old ball mouse.
Get soiled pants.
Insert soiled pants.
get laundry soap.
insert the town drunk.
Insert the rotting corpse of a once great laptop
get the terminator skeleton.
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Insert the rotting corpse of a once great laptop
Insert animated gifs
Insert me as Roxanne :3
get Maggie as Martin.
Receive an actual cockle shell
Insert Mikuru plushie :3
insert closed stores.
Receive open stores that end up being a major letdown
get pokemon pinball.
insert pokemon trozei.
Receive Pokémon Snap
Insert D&D books
get schooled in calculus.
insert licorice whips and plastic chains.
Receive edible underwear
get melted floppy disk.
insert party food.
Receive mozzarella sticks
Receive stomach acid
Insert Neon Pegasus
get the Robot Unicorn.
insert the thousand-armed robot octopus.
Receive a copy of Thousand Arms
Insert stuffy nose
insert cold chicken soup.
Receive hot mac & cheese
Insert iPod Touch
get the iphone 4.
Receive the Weird Al song, "Ringtone"
Insert an albatross
get a strawberry avalanche.
You get all the safe for work fanart related to the manga in question.
I insert a pendrive with no data on it, other than a single, empty file called test.txt .
get back a floppy drive and 500 disks, all with copies of test.txt .
You get back a divide-by-zero exception and a segmentation fault. :<
I insert my favorite Pokeball and a pallet of old CRT monitors. And a lit cigarette. And a piece of string. Also, some catnip.
you get an apology card signed by me.
i rip out my spine and present the offering to the great and powerful vending machine.
You get a CRT monitor! It must've been one of mine that got stuck :<
I put in: three Snickers bars, a pint of gasoline, two brand new iPhones, an undelivered brown package from UPS, and some headphones. What I get, what I get?! :>
You get a garbage truck, holding all the items you put in, and more, much more.
I put in the rulebooks of various tabletop roleplaying games, along with about a dozen or so dice.
Receive everything from "the biggest gaming store in New Hampshire*"
*Probably a single crate worth of stuff
Insert Weighted Companion Cube
You get a 16-ton weight.
I put in a broken gamepad.
get this gameboy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo)
insert the case of an apple I.
Receive an Apple III
You get a pig. (Explanation: the word "coca" (pronounced differently than the word used in Coca-Cola, though) is also an obscure hungarian word for "pig")
I put in an angel figure.
get an Angelic Layer.
Receive UFO Catcher
Insert one of the fabled panty vending machines
Are those even real?
You get a washing machine filled with clean panties.
I put in a bottle of Nestea.
The machine pops out a coffee filter, a bottle of water, and a bag of snowpeas :>
I put in a bottle of Nestea, except I filled it with Windex and wrote Windex on the side with a marker because it's Windex///
Receive a bottle of Windex that contains Pepsi
Insert Jarate (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jarate)
get a pack of middle school girls screaming "EEEEWWWWWWWW"
insert a cranky cat.
Receive a happy cat sitting on a laptop :3
Insert cheesy garlic bread
get more cheesy garlic bread.
insert the urge to stay put.
Receive the urge to move around
Insert bottled water
get swamp water in a bottle.
insert a WWI tank.
Receive a biplane
Insert paper airplane
get a lego RC plane.
insert pit vipers.
You got a second-rate action hero with the nickname "Pit Viper".
I insert a mop.
Receive a bottle of Pine Sol
You get the teacher of the schoolgirls.
I put in a chest.
get an oppai mousepad.
*kicks a rock into the machine*
Receive the Rolling Stones' greatest hits record (Yay vinyl!)
Insert the empty box of food XP-tan gave me (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/albums/userpics/12693/normal_xptanfooddeliveryte2.jpg)
get disposable chopsticks.
kIck tHe wIcKeD eLiXeR, mY mAn.
wWyDi tHe mEmBeRs oF oSc aDoPtEd tHe tYpInG sTyLeS oF tHe hOmEsTuCk tRoLlS?
iF yOu cAn'T bEaT tHeM, jOiN tHeM -w-
Insert a mix-up of topics ^_^;;
gEt mAsSiVe cOnFuSiOn.
Receive summer >_>;
iNsErT fInGeR cUtS.
Insert a grassy field
gEt tHe mOsT fAmOuS hIlL iN tHe wOrLd.
iNsErT nAtUrE sHoWs.
Receive 100% all natural nature -w-
You get painkillers.
I put in a pair of shoes.
Receive the super-jump shoes from Ancient Empires </obscure_game_reference>
Insert nice laptop bag
get a craptop to put in the fancy bag you just gave away.
You get ... the Annoying Orange.
I put in a boxed lunch.
Receive a half-priced bento. Grab it quick; the wolves are about to start fighting over it
Insert epic bathtub
get japanese-style tub.
insert cedar paneling.
Receive the dried out wood panels in the bathroom at my house ^_^;
Insert Dalek keychain
the machine yells back at you to 'EXTERMINATE!!!'
i open the door of the machine and walk inside, thus putting in myself.
Receive a...chocolate Chocobo?
Insert a novel about my frustrations from the past weekend
You get the sequel, about your successes.
I put in Fighting Fantasy books.
get a full set of the final fantasy games in mint condition, worth over $1000!
insert split ends.