Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

(@simon: no; no such thing as getting sick of it. -w- )

Granted; we're all flung into the depths of space.

i wish the rest of the tvs in this house had real cable boxes.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, they only receive Russian cable

I wish for weird al to allow me to translate his parodies to Spanish and have the Vocaloids sing them

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. but his record companies don't, and you get sued for copyright infringement.

i wish gas was cheaper.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but everything else gets more expensive

I wish the atheists stopped trying to destroy faith...

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. they turn militant and try to destroy countries instead.

i wish the local dollar tree didn't exist.

[Nichi]

Granted. Enjoy having yet another Dunkin Donuts within walking distance of at least 5 others

I wish I had the power of Greyskull

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. enjoy the hideously large muscles that make it impossible to get into any of your clothes.

i wish OSC wasn't filled with so much infighting.

[Simonorged]

Granted, now there's nothing to talk about.

I wish I had my own theme song.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. it's a triple-remix Lady Gaga cover of "Call Me Maybe".

i wish there were more hours in the day.

[Nichi]

Granted. It throws off the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff and results in a Cyberman invasion

I wish my sonic screwdriver was a real one; not just a flashlight

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, but it explodes in your face and you lose an eye. (and it sets something off in the time stream.)

i wish i could understand any word i hear.

[Nichi]

Granted, but it gets annoying when you know when people insult you in another language

I wish I had a female twin :3

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. she's a clone of your mom.

i wish my pencil would never get dull and never break.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you run out of paper

I wish I had a box of classic Trix cereal (When it was still fruit shaped)

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but is Krusty brand

I wish I had a Better looking hair