Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted. that one hair you have now is gorgeous.

i wish i could extend my limbs at will.

[Nichi]

Granted. You become Lanky Kong IRL

I wish I could use the Sexy Jutsu

[Simonorged]

granted but it doesn't work right and you end up looking like a old man

I wish this blizzard would drop a crap ton of snow

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but you're literally snowed in. open the door and a wall of snow falls in through, like in the cartoons.

i wish i could help the cat stop shedding so much. (it's becoming worrisome.)

[Pitkin]

Granted. The cat's hair will from now on keep growing uncontrollably without ever falling and as a consequence you will have to shave the poor thing once a week.

I wish I had a more open mind.

[Nichi]

Granted. Your mind is now open to unwanted guests who drink all the coffee while you're not paying attention

I wish I had the power to instantly heal from severe wounds

[Pitkin]

Granted. However, to balance things out a bit, you're now permanently covered all over by small, extremely painful slash wounds that keep infecting. To forget the pain from them you might try to hack off one of your legs, but too bad, it would grow back and heal nearly instantly, gravely undermining its distracting value.

I wish all the lasagne in Europe was made of horse meat. I also wish no further questions on the lasagna topic.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's imitation horse meat.

i wish i was a Yuki-onna.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you end up having very low tolerance for heat and have to live inside a freezer during the summer

I wish I had longer hair

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, you are now Rapunzel's imitation.

I wish when I clicked on XP-tan in the top right she'd do a funny dance.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you revive the changing, animated banners of yesteryear. there is one hour of nostalgic bliss (god i miss them) and then the site crashes.

i wish i could switch on/off my pain receptors at will.

[Nichi]

Granted, but turning them back on results in an intense pain before you settle back in

I wish I had a copy of PaRappa the Rapper

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but it requires the Sony BananaStation.

I wish for like likes.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but they all turn into dislikes.

i wish i had more time to watch movies.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you only have time for cheesy movies like what's commonly found on Mystery Science Theater 3000

I wish I could get a foot massage