Why?

Chocofreak13 · June 26, 2012, 11:53:42 AM

riding a horse named "Epona" is awesome because it sounds like a ghetto my little pony.

Nichi · June 26, 2012, 05:01:14 PM

It sounds like a ghetto My Little Pony because a horse by that name was on the short-lived MTV series, Pimp My Horse

Chocofreak13 · June 28, 2012, 03:09:02 AM

He was on Pimp My Horse because he was a former Kentucky Derby race star.

Nichi · June 28, 2012, 09:15:14 AM

He was a former Kentucky Derby race star because he retired after winning several championships

Chocofreak13 · June 28, 2012, 06:54:13 PM

he retired because he was 84 (in horse years).

Nichi · June 28, 2012, 07:26:27 PM

He was 84 (in horse years) because he wasn't a dog

Chocofreak13 · June 28, 2012, 08:27:05 PM

he wasn't a dog because he was too big to race with the greyhounds.

Nichi · June 28, 2012, 09:45:40 PM

He was too big to race with the greyhounds because he's a horse

Chocofreak13 · June 28, 2012, 10:14:38 PM

he's a horse because he was born that way.

Nichi · June 28, 2012, 11:24:24 PM

He was born that way because he was conceived in the parking lot of a Lady Gaga concert

Chocofreak13 · June 29, 2012, 01:55:30 PM

he was conceived in the parking lot of a lady gaga concert because his parents are gaga whores.

Nichi · June 29, 2012, 06:57:36 PM

His parents are gaga whores because they've never heard of Miku

Chocofreak13 · July 01, 2012, 11:31:03 AM

they had never heard of miku because they literally live under a rock.

Nichi · July 01, 2012, 11:57:49 AM

They literally live under a rock because living under rocks is cool

Chocofreak13 · July 02, 2012, 09:24:55 PM

living under rocks is cool because they don't know any better.