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[Alex_Reetz]

spilled super glue all over my hand.


FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Bella]

*simultaneously face-punches Alex and Kraus for high-posting and for making baseless rude comments about their country*

*doesn't stand for drugs or unpatriotic behavior*

You know, I had a random though while I was at work today: if everybody on this forum came together to form our own version of the A-Team, what jobs would everybody fall under?

Stew and I once talked about the same thing.... I forget what he decided though.... lol.

[Chocofreak13]

i'd either be the sneaky-person, the disguise person, or the one who just beats the shit out of/shoots EVERYTHING.

not sure if those roles exist.... :\

[Krizonar]

If we were the A-Team, I call being Mr T.


Also, I got a kiss today, my second, apparently we can now kiss and she'll be fine with it.

[Pitkin]

Yay, drugs and child-hating. This calls for a happy post.

Aaaand that's why I have babyphobia. Their functions are completely devoid of any sort of reasonable logic.

This. THIS. THIIIIIIIIS.

I want kids someday, but I still hate them.

Two girls would be my preference.

I've tried imagining a future where I have kids... it always ends BADLY. VERY MUCH SO.

I mean the whole Wheee mystical bonding ritual between two people who love each other!!!! part is nice and all, but then you have the bother of pregnancy. Then the bother of birth. Then the bother of having an non-sentient dribbling infant on your hands. Then a toddler. Then a kid. Then obnoxious hormonally-addled teen. THENNNNN you have to send it to college and hope it doesn't piss away your good money. No thanks, I would rather take my time and my money and put it toward actually having fun with my partner. =__________=

Some people can choose to not have children. Some people cannot. In one way or another. :/

Seriously, what's the matter with you people for blaming toddlers for their behaviour? -_-

*simultaneously face-punches Alex and Kraus for high-posting and for making baseless rude comments about their country*

*doesn't stand for drugs or unpatriotic behavior*

Funny, because I cannot stand nationalist/woo-I'm-a-patriot behaviour. Nor whining about completely meaningless things. xP

You know, I had a random though while I was at work today: if everybody on this forum came together to form our own version of the A-Team, what jobs would everybody fall under?

To finish my happy post: what is A-Team? I haven't understood any of the pop culture references here for a few days now, so I thought I'd ask instead of google.

TL;DR: I'm pissed off, but lack skills to pick a fight.

[Red-Machine]

The A-Team was a cult 80s TV series which involved a disgraced army unit breaking out of prison before they were executed for a crime they didn't commit, then going around fighting crime and beating up ne'r-do-well's.  With Apache attack helecopters... And tanks...

[NejinOniwa]

Also a movie last year.

[Nichi]

That movie was awesome, too; one of the better movies I went to see last year

[Bella]

I don't *hate* children, I just believe that human beings produce too fukken many of them, and for the wrong (read: selfish) reasons... when we should be going the OTHER way. (Yes, I am one of those LESS PEOPLE = BETTER LIFE proponents.) Add in the obnoxious paradox that humans (generally) are sex-crazed beings whose bodies are primed to literally create as many kids as they can yet people (at least in the modern, developed world) want few-to-no children, meaning we have to come up with all sorts of far-from-foolproof-and-often-side-effect-having ways to suppress our bodies' natural tendency to knock things up/get knocked up.

With this reasoning in mind, I can not - NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST - figure out why anyone would want to actually have kids, nor can I fathom the concept of planned pregnancies. It's just... alien to me... and in my mind, makes less sense than any of the other human drives/behaviors, war, prejudice and killing included. =__=

[NejinOniwa]

The reasoning isn't easy, but the reason to why humans want family is ezmodo as fuck.

Simply put: IT'S BIOLOGY.
A species ensures its existence by making damn sure that the bloody creatures want to reproduce, from the start 'til the end, and in many different ways - be they sentient or not. Honestly, sentience just adds in a whole slew of additional options of ensuring babies are made.

TL;DR - wanting babies is in the human DNA. In many ways.

[Bella]

Yes, I got that part, it's a basic drive for survival... just like eating, fighting, wanting to be a part of a social hierarchy and not trusting outsiders/being clannish. But unlike eating - or overeating oneself to extreme obesity, or canibalism in dire cases of hunger - war, xenophobia, blind trust in leaders, even racism or sexism or nationalism so strong that people are willing to kill in the name of their country, I cannot. wrap. my head. around the idea. that people could actually want or be driven to have kids. At all. 

[NejinOniwa]

And that's why there's a field of research called Sociobiology. -w-

[Nichi]

Of course, some of us can undergo an equivalent to the Vulcan ritual of Kolinahr to suppress those desires to reproduce
Yeah, I have Star Trek on my mind right now...

[Krizonar]

Of course, some of us can undergo an equivalent to the Vulcan ritual of Kolinahr to suppress those desires to reproduce
Yeah, I have Star Trek on my mind right now...

That's legit what I did when I was younger, hence I have very little to no desire of sex with her.
besides, even if we did, it would probably go like this
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex

[Nichi]

*Follows link Krizonar posted*

*Is now lost in the caves of TV Tropes once more*