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IanDanKilmaster

#5325
March 03, 2009, 02:46:52 AM
XD

Sadly most of my "hit in the balls" stories have me as the subject.  I mean, I enjoy being the subject of self-ridicule, but getting hit in the balls sucks ass.

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Smokey

#5326
March 03, 2009, 08:00:02 AM
I was once standing at a table at school and a classmate of mine, wearing plateaus kicked me in my balls with all her force... I simply turned around and looked her straight in the face, and that mix of pain and furious anger was enough to get the entire class in line...

And once in school, during lunch break i got hit in the plexus while fu((ing around, and i got hit there the right way, expelling all the air out of my lungs instantly...That guy kept apologising that entire break and i kept saying it was allright, since it was an accident and i felt fine..
Once i got in class again, the teacher sent me home, because although i was feeling fine (okay it took me a couple of minutes to catch my breath, but that was all), mhy face was all green, and the teacher and janitor thought it was best if i went home...

Maybe i should be posting this in ¨plague¨, since i have more of such stories... ^_^
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Toki

#5327
March 03, 2009, 06:45:02 PM
;___; I get kicked in the crotch all the time!! I think people just want to make sure I'm really a girl or something. It's always an "accident". YEAH RIGHT.
CUTE IS JUSTICE!!

Cockleshell

#5328
March 03, 2009, 06:47:15 PM
WTH, file a lawsuit
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

IanDanKilmaster

#5329
March 03, 2009, 07:19:08 PM
For real, what the hell is going over there Toki?  Is there some sort of task force charged with checking for traps?  I mean, you do know that's called assault, right?

Having been kicked in the balls many, many times - I could for sure tell if it was an "accident" or not.  That is, when I recover, and it's not an accident, someone is getting their ass kicked.  That's just me... I can be violent... sometimes.

The Choice of a New Generation.

Smokey

#5330
March 03, 2009, 08:03:53 PM
Hah... I don't need violence in such situations, every school i went to it took me just a wek before i had a couple of friends and had everyone know how dangerous i am... (if someone doesn't flinch after a kick in the nads, or looks at you with a grin as if asking for more when hit in the plexus, you know you're dealing with a madman ^_^)
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IanDanKilmaster

#5331
March 03, 2009, 08:15:58 PM
Personally, I prefer pacifism, but I have buttons... one of them between my legs.  I'm not going to say I was some sort of badass in High School because I wasn't, but there were situations outside of school where someone aggravated me to the point of snapping.  For some stupid reason, I found myself attacking the same idiot over and over and over again.  In any case, I would say violence should be a last resort, but sometimes it just feels too good to let yourself go (keep in mind that regret often follows).

The message in all this, people should not kick you between the legs, Toki.

The Choice of a New Generation.

CaptBrenden

#5332
March 03, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
regret, it only happens after the fact

I had a friend in the military.. gawd do I have some stories about him, but one of his "talents" was the ability to suck his testicals up into himself at will. It was freaky, I didnt think that sort of thing was possible. He made alot of money betting people he could take a kick to the nuts, and every time he would just suck them up in and take it like a girl would.

And toki, let me know if anyone else kicks you, Ill kick them with bullets >:3
"YOU IDIOT!!" -Kasen Ibara

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Smokey

#5333
March 03, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Oh you can hurt a girl too, with a kick there... You just need to aim a bit more precise...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

#5334
March 03, 2009, 08:24:26 PM
ewwwwwww
brb, having girly disgusted freakout moment
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

CaptBrenden

#5335
March 03, 2009, 08:25:49 PM
I guess ive seen too much, I dont really get those anymore.. or they are for really silly things... spiders get me to jump up and down shreiking
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Smokey

#5336
March 03, 2009, 08:27:19 PM
Oh, i just had an evil grin, reading that, Captain.......
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

#5337
March 03, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

CaptBrenden

#5338
March 03, 2009, 08:30:14 PM
Before you get any ideas, I blasted a camel spider in Iraq with a 12guage shotgun, and I nearly killed the marine that threw it on me.
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IanDanKilmaster

#5339
March 03, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
As a general rule, I kick no one between the legs - it's happened to me too many times.  Still it doesn't keep me laughing from when it happens by accident.

QuoteI guess ive seen too much, I dont really get those anymore.. or they are for really silly things... spiders get me to jump up and down shreiking

Har, that's silly.  Womerns are silly.  Scared of mice, spiders, reptiles... so silly :P.  Really though, it's so damn funny when you tell my mom or sister there's a mouse in the house they climb up on all the furniture.

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