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CaptBrenden · March 02, 2009, 05:23:34 PM

she was also terrified of new comers.. untill they slept there, then chances are they would be woken up by her begging for attention.. happened every time...

also couldnt leave your hand out where she could get it, or next thing you know she would be lifting your hand with her nose and would toss it up on top of her head.

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also, reason number two I cant get stuff done... email notifications for the forum. Every time I pick up my tablet pen i get a notification and I cant not check the new post

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which is funny, cus you people rarely have anything interesting or ontopic to say these days :p

NejinOniwa · March 02, 2009, 05:27:17 PM

Ha! That's just too amusing, even for me ^^
I just check the forum often, but I never bother getting notifications, lol.

Smokey · March 02, 2009, 05:37:25 PM

Oh, i had a cross German Sheperd/ Great Dane, and he could open any door, even the fridge, he was even smart enough to eat only his own food, wich was unfortunately frozen, and i had to walk him... (he unleashed a 3 foot jet of crap, wich smelled horrible)

NejinOniwa · March 02, 2009, 05:41:23 PM

Lulzy XD

And I guess the only thing keeping her from doing those things are a proper upbringing (read: STRICT. AS. HELL.)...she's always hanging around the dishwasher whenever we open i,t and she scurries around the kitchen when we cook, cuz she knows damn well things fall down ^^

Smokey · March 02, 2009, 05:43:34 PM

Our dog was a small bit away from being as disciplined as a police dog... and he was strong as hell too, could easily pull a light car...
But he was a bit too smart for our good...

CaptBrenden · March 02, 2009, 07:12:04 PM

I had an american eskimo too... it was a veggitarian . _ . i shit you not. I could throw meat down for it, like some balogana which we treated the other dogs too but it would just wander off, but cripes, if I had some greenbeans from the garden in my hand, id be lucky if they left my hand before she was snapping at them. Lord all mighty, one time she got out of the yard and ate a couple of carrots, some green beans and a whole head of cabbage before we relized she was out..

btw, you know how dog farts are always the most horrible thing to assult your nose? Imagin a veggitarian dogs farts, they could peel paint off the walls

Smokey · March 02, 2009, 07:19:01 PM

Oh RoscoeÂ´s (my dogs) arts were time delayed, and he always farted when jumping off your lap... BTW when he -a 145 pound dog- jumed on you lap, he always jumped on your balls (mine anyway), and jumed off of my balls too...
He was also good at belching, he would first sit next to you, looking out of the window, being very innocent, then his head would creep ever closer to your ear and then you would hear a soft, but very audible BUUUURRRRP... ^_^

IanDanKilmaster · March 02, 2009, 08:21:15 PM

Reminds me of my brother and cousin's part wolf dogs in Texas (yes I know... another Texas story, but this one has lulz). The dogs' names are Darby and Sheeba and while they're big, they act just like puppies. They're also indoor dogs, which obviously can be a problem. I'd actually get on the floor and roughhouse with them for fun (they'd try to lick me in face and I tried to hide/cover my face from them). They usually get really worked up trying to get to my face and start getting really physical (jumping around and whatnot). So one day I was doing this and my cousin Eric warns me that I might regret it. Sure enough, I'm playing with the two of them and I get them worked up and I draw into a fetal position - legs together. So my legs were together and... ahem... certain things were tucked, which apparently made them the perfect target to get jumped on. Darby jumped on my balls and I was in such pain, and then the dogs licked my helpless face. Eric laughed his ass off and said I told you so. It was funny, but I was down for a good five minutes while I was defenseless from all the licking...

Smokey · March 02, 2009, 08:36:18 PM

LOL....
HowÂ´s about waking up with a big dog blocking your hip joints and licking your face?...
Seriously, Roscoe had to now that he had me pinned there....

IanDanKilmaster · March 02, 2009, 08:38:55 PM

That was everyday I woke up in Texas, I was couch-surfing. So everytime I would wake up it was because Darby was licking me right in my face... even my mouth... gah.

Smokey · March 02, 2009, 08:46:18 PM

okay, eww... but then you could see it coming, to get to my bed that damn dog had to open two doors, one swinging out wich was easier for him, but also one swinging in.....

IanDanKilmaster · March 03, 2009, 02:22:52 AM

Keeping it topicless, anybody else get a little depressed when talking with old friends you haven't seen in awhile?

EDIT: Gah, sorry for the Serious Business, that was just on my mind for some reason >__<. Shifting away from that I should probably mention that Darby hit my cousin in the balls pretty much everyday. He would get out of his room and Darby would be waiting to charge him and would jump and his paws would hit him square in the balls. Ouch.

CaptBrenden · March 03, 2009, 02:30:31 AM

I am a sucker for nestolgia, but no, not depressed really, except when talking to ex's

IanDanKilmaster · March 03, 2009, 02:36:40 AM

I like nostalgia too, but this was kind of a different situation. I'm going to try to mow over it with some humor, like stories about people getting hit in the balls XD.

CaptBrenden · March 03, 2009, 02:40:53 AM

hehe I got a good one of those XD

One of my friends in the armory was screwing with another guy while he was sitting infront of him working on something. The guy sitting kept saying "you keep doing that im gonna hit you in the balls" he kept doing it and he got a solid hit in the balls. I dunno hey but it was hella funny to us all, even my friend who go hit was laughing while gasping for air the entire slow motion drop to the knees and bend over, "I warned you" XD ah it was good times