Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted, but you receive more of the ones you don't care much for than the ones you really love

I wish I had longer hair

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, now you look like a chewbacca dog.

I wish I could sharpen my pencils with my mind.

[Simonorged]

Granted, but when you space out the tips of your fingers get peeled.

I wish I could get a nice loft studio apartment in down town Providence. (not my wish)

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but it was owned by a mobster and you're constantly threatened to go the Ben Parker way to find some cash the mobster hid in there...

I wish I could go to space

[Simonorged]

Granted, you die.

I wish I had some jelly beans

[Chocofreak13]

granted, they're all puke flavoured.

i wish my skin wasn't peeling.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now you're made of vinyl

I wish I had a replica of Cloud's sword

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's too heavy to lift.

i wish my appointment was later on in the day.

[Simonorged]

granted the doctor was in an accident.

I wish I had a zebra.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, it's an adorable plushie.

i wish my teeth were indestructible.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted. However, since indestructible materials are stupidly rare and sought for by every military in the world, you are assassinated 2 days after posting about it on facebook and your skull is stolen by the murderer, who works for the chinese government. 20 days later they have developed this into a fully functional indestructible power armor, and in a few years they have them mass-produced in enough quantities to invade the rest of the world. Shortly thereafter China Invades Everything, nuclear war breaks out and the world ends.

All because you wanted a "Get out of dentist's free" card. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

I this burn in my mouth would stop hurting so much (totally not related at all).

[Chocofreak13]

granted. all your teeth fall out.

i wish i could survive death in the way of Jack Harkness.

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, now you'll see everything and everyone you hold dear wither away and die..

I wish mom doesn't get mad at me for this couple of allnighters

[Simonorged]

Granted, now she is never around.

I wish I had a four terabyte hard-drive.

Mine is full

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, gets inaccessible as soon as you install it....

I wish the universe