Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Nichi]

Granted. You keep sleeping in later than you intend to

I wish I had a pilot's license

[Simonorged]

granted, but the plane crashes

I wish I could never get sick.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but your health is at danger because you have sugar rushes 24/7

I wish that when I pour milk into my muesli, it would be the adequate amount.

[Simonorged]

granted, but you get tired of it in a week.

I wish a had a cheezburger

[Nichi]

Granted, but the Hamburgler steals it from you

I wish I had someone to snuggle

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but the sasquatch isn't having any of it.

i wish i could get rid of this headache. ><;;

[Nichi]

Granted, but now your feet hurt

I wish I had a pony

[Chocofreak13]

granted. it's derpy and she bakes all your furniture into muffins.

i wish my debts were gone.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, now you live in a treehouse.

I wish people would understand the target audience for edited anime.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now they don't understand the target audience of prime-time television shows

I wish I had more of that strawberry-orange soda

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's diet.

i wish i knew everything there is to know about something just by picking it up. -w-

[Nichi]

Granted, but you forget everything about it as soon as you set it down; going back to how it was before you picked it up

I wish I had a microwave in my room

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but Eimi comes to kick your ass when you accidentally leave it on too long.

I wish there was a day where we broadcast full TV lineups from 1992.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's all news broadcasts from that era.

i wish we had a system to flash-cook food (leaving it ready in less than a minute).

[Simonorged]

Granted but it all taste freezer burnt

i wish I had new art supplies.