Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Hālian He/him]

granted. you name is now Rip Van Winkel.

i wish i could think in 3D.

Granted; the world is now 2D.

I wish I wasn't broke.

[Goujer (she/her)]

Granted; the world is now 2D.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Granted, but the apocalypse happens and money is useless.

I wish I was a real goblin girl.

[Hālian He/him]

Granted, but nobody recognizes you as sapient.

I wish for more wishes.

[Goujer (she/her)]

Granted, but nobody recognizes you as sapient.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, you are now a genie and you can grant more wishes for everyone.

I wish I could fly.

[Hālian He/him]

Granted; there's now a 787 in your driveway.

I wish the English-speaking OS-tan fandom wasn't dead.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but it's all fetish stuff now. that's literally all anyone wants to talk about.

i wish i could stop time whenever i wanted.

[Bella]

Granted, but you can't restart it.

I wish I had a snack...

[Hālian He/him]

Granted, but it's expired.

I wish I wasn't fat.

[Tsubashi]

"Granted!" the Twisted Genie® Single Use Mobile Wish Fulfillment Requisition Receiver™ says in a tinny voice from some concealed speaker you hadn't noticed. You startle as a much louder sound bursts behind you like the popping of the cork from a bottle of champagne. You can't find anything that could have made the noise when you look around, but the movement leaves you feeling a little queasy. There is a quiet hissing now, like the slow leak of air from a carefully punctured balloon. Your proprioceptive sense is thrown into chaos as your waistline begins to disappear. It's working! You rejoice as you stand and walk to a mirror. You watch as your figure shrinks approaching an average frame, and then a slimmer, sexier one. It doesn't stop, though. You watch in horror as your figure turns gaunt, malnourished, and then wraithlike. You try to scream but there is so little air in your lungs that you hardly make a noise. You panic, reaching for the reciever, for you phone, for anything but it doesn't matter. The shrinking continues unabated until it has consumed you. You are no longer fat because you no longer are anything.


I wish I knew how to make an incorruptible wish.

[Bella]

Granted, but your wish is understood in a way that is ruthlessly exacting, with no room for anything else outside your wish. (Example: if you wish for a new car ALL you will have is a new car. The rest of your possessions will poof away.) You can craft a wish that allows you what you want, without losing anything you want to keep, but it will take painstaking precision to do so.

I wish my home would be organized. u_u