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===UNIX===
===UNIX===
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*'''Name:'''Bell Labs Unix
*'''Name:'''Bell Labs Unix
*'''aka:''' "UNIX", "Unix-sama", "UNICS"
*'''aka:''' "UNIX", "Unix-sama", "UNICS"
*'''Debut:''' 1969
*'''Debut:''' 1969
*'''Height:''' 153 cm (5'0")
*'''Height:''' 153 cm (5'0")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Weight:''' 47kg (104 lb)
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Dark Purple
*'''Hair:''' Dark Purple
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*'''Quick Facts:'''
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Created at Bell Labs, Unix is the 'biological daughter' of Multics, but her caregiver and teacher was GECOS.
**-Created at Bell Labs, Unix is the 'biological daughter' of Multics, but her caregiver and teacher was GECOS.
**-Practised what many consider an early version of open sorcery.
**-Practiced what many consider an early version of open sorcery.
**-Initiated a ruthless takeover of the mainframe and minicomputer (and later workstation) markets.
**-Initiated a ruthless takeover of the mainframe and minicomputer (and later workstation) markets.
**-The ultimate ancestor of all Unices --genetically, in the case of true Unices; conceptually, for Unix-likes--.
**-The ultimate ancestor of all Unices --genetically, in the case of true Unices; conceptually, for Unix-likes--.
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*'''Debut:''' circa 1991
*'''Debut:''' circa 1991
*'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6")
*'''Height:''' 168 cm (5'6")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Weight:''' 61 kg (133 lb)
*'''Eye Color:''' Purple
*'''Eye Color:''' Purple
*'''Hair:''' Purple
*'''Hair:''' Purple


*'''Quick Facts:'''
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-The most successful Open Sourcer and Unix-like.
**-The most successful Open Sorcerer and Unix-like.
**-Born in Finland in 1991, was turned over to Minix-sensei for tutoring at a young age.
**-Born in Finland in 1991, was turned over to Minix-sensei for tutoring at a young age.
**-Effectively homeless, she traveled extensively throughout her youth; an experience that shaped her personality and worldview.
**-Effectively homeless, she traveled extensively throughout her youth; an experience that shaped her personality and worldview.
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===AIX===
===AIX===
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*'''Name:''' AIX-tan
*'''aka:'''
*'''Debut:''' 1986
*'''Height:''' ??? cm
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg
*'''Eye Color:'''?
*'''Hair:''' Dark green w/ lighter green streaks
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Has an analytical no-nonsense mind (AIX is optimized for IBM'S DB2 database)
**-Highly security-oriented. (has very strict security options)
**-Is cautious towards others, but mistaken for paranoid.
**-Helpful to those she trusts.
**-Admires Multics, and strongly takes after her.
**-Good friends with OS400/IBM i-tan and Linux (OS400 can run natively on POWER hardware, and IBM propagates Linux for POWER)
**-Extremely powerful, operates really large computers.
**-Can multiply herself (AIX's ability to create WPARS and LPARS)
**-Has close ties to the US government (all over AIX are special instructions for government use)
**-Mainly wears business suits, and has a POWER tattoo.
**-Has abandoned her 32-bit roots lately (AIX runs only on 64-bit CPUS since version 6.1)


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===Arch Linux===
===Arch Linux===
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*'''Name:''' Arch Linux-tan
*'''aka:''' Arch-tan
*'''Debut:''' 3/11/2002
*'''Height:''' 162 cm (5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Orange
*'''Hair:''' Blue


*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Sees CRUX-tan and BSD-tan as her role models. (inspired by CRUX, and uses a BSD-style init framework)
**-System administrator in the LUC.
**-Quiet, stoic, and laconic- does not speak any more words than she needs to.
**-Fond of old-school arcade games, mostly Pac-Man.
**-Dresses simply but elegantly with a futuristic touch.
**-Wears glasses, has her hair in a ponytail and wears Pac Man-themed headphones.
**-Wields a bow and arrow.
**-Doesn't keep secrets, doesn't like to hide things. (doesn't hide complexity of the system, attempts to would only make it more complex)
**-Prefers command lines over graphics.
**-Friends with HURD-tan.
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===Debian===
===Debian===


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===Dreamlinux===
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*'''Name:''' Dreamlinux-tan
*'''aka:'''
*'''Debut:''' 2/10/2006
*'''Height:''' ??? cm
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Brown
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Hard to get to know (hard to install, most average users would give up), but is very friendly once you get to (user-friendly despite difficult installation process).
**-Gets along better with intermediate and advanced Linux users. (not meant to be a newbie distro, requires use of command line)
**-Very resourceful and ambitious. (developed by only 3 people)
**-Values aesthetics and functionality alike, is an artist and a programmer.
**-Fangirl of OSX-tan, even though OSX-tan doesn't acknowledge her.
**-Mainly friends with Linux XP-tan, Linspire-tan and Freespire-tan; also has some respect from the more advanced Linuces.
**-Gets along great with Linux XP-tan until the topic of fangirlism is brought up. They are quick to reconcile after arguments though.
**-Has long brown hair and wears a bodysuit similar to OSX-tan's, but in black and white. 
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===GNU/HURD===
===GNU/HURD===
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*'''Name:''' GNU/HURD-tan
*'''Name:''' GNU/HURD-tan
*'''aka:''' The HURD
*'''aka:''' The HURD
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===ILLIAC===
===ILLIAC===
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*'''Name:''' ILLIAC-tan
*'''Name:''' ILLIAC-tan
*'''aka:''' Illinois Automatic Computer
*'''aka:''' Illinois Automatic Computer
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**-Used to be a bright eyed and eager to learn young student known for her speed and accuracy for completing tasks.
**-Used to be a bright eyed and eager to learn young student known for her speed and accuracy for completing tasks.
**-Never really made a comeback after her stay in hospital in the late 70's.  
**-Never really made a comeback after her stay in hospital in the late 70's.  
**-Despite her skills and potential, since the 70's has been incredibly lazy with a tendancy to slack off at work, and feels she doesn't matter any more.  
**-Despite her skills and potential, since the 70's has been incredibly lazy with a tendency to slack off at work, and feels she doesn't matter any more.  
**-Has been attending school since 1951. If pressed, claims vaguely to be majoring in music and physics or biology.  
**-Has been attending school since 1951. If pressed, claims vaguely to be majoring in music and physics or biology.  
**-Terrified of fire and explosions.  
**-Terrified of fire and explosions.  
**-Has a HUGE family, the only for sure living siblings are her twin ORDVAC, SMIL and BESM-san.
**-Has a HUGE family, the only for sure living siblings are her twin ORDVAC, SMIL and BESM-san.
**-Is one of the few survivng Neumannists, although she has lapsed in practice  
**-Is one of the few surviving Neumannists, although she has lapsed in practice  
**-Associated with Linux-tan these days. (Trusted ILLIAC is a Linux cluster)  
**-Associated with Linux-tan these days. (Trusted ILLIAC is a Linux cluster)  
**-Currently her advisor is trying to encourage her to regain her old focus. (ILLIAC VI is under construction)  
**-Currently her adviser is trying to encourage her to regain her old focus. (ILLIAC VI is under construction)  
**-Her long association with the school cause her to occasionally forget things have changed around campus.  
**-Her long association with the school cause her to occasionally forget things have changed around campus.  
**-Wears round glasses, has messy hair, and dresses casually, mainly in sweatshirts, jeans and skirts.
**-Wears round glasses, has messy hair, and dresses casually, mainly in sweatshirts, jeans and skirts.
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**-Wants to befriend the Windows Family and the LUC alike, but is an outcast by both factions.  
**-Wants to befriend the Windows Family and the LUC alike, but is an outcast by both factions.  
**-Friends with Linspire and Freespire, fellow Windows fangirls and outcasts.  
**-Friends with Linspire and Freespire, fellow Windows fangirls and outcasts.  
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===Lubuntu===
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*'''Name:''' Lubuntu-tan
*'''aka:''' "Lulu-chan"
*'''Debut:''' unknown
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4")
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Amber
*'''Hair:''' Black
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Friendly, modern and vibrant.
**-An Ubuntu-wannabe.
**-Borrows a lot, but still considers herself independent.
**-Resourceful and optimistic, able to run on bare-bones systems.
**-Knowledgeable (comes equipped with a lot of programs)
**-Has black hair done up in ringlets.
**-Wears a navy-colored sailor-style dress with a Lubuntu logo and bow in front.
**-Gets upset when people comment on how she looks like a 1940's cartoon character.


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===Mandriva===
===Mandriva===
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*'''Name:''' Mandriva-tan
*'''aka:''' Mandrakelinux (former name), Mageia (new name/identity)
*'''Debut:''' 7/23/1998
*'''Height:''' 170 cm (5'7")
*'''Weight:''' ?? kg
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Brown
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-One of Red Hat's daughters.
**-Mother of PCLOS and SAM.
**-Is from France, and also has ties to Brazil (originated and headquartered in France, development center is in Brazil, where the Conectiva, which merged into Mandriva is also from).
**-Professional, level-headed and friendly.
**-An office manager by day, a magical girl by night.
**-Wears a long blue skirt and yellow blouse decorated with a pearl necklace.
**-Decorates her hair with star-shaped hair clips.
**-Diplomatic, friends with the Windows-tans while keeping loyalty to the Linuces.
**-Has her own fanclub, more cynical Unixes and Linuxes see it as narcissism.
**-Started suffering hardship in 2006, is trying to get her life back together.
**-As of 2011, she has a new identity and management as Mageia-tan.


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===NSA Secure Linux===
===NSA Secure Linux===
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===OLPC===


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*'''Debut:''' 2005
*'''Debut:''' 2005
*'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9")
*'''Height:''' 145 cm (4'9")
*'''Weight:''' ??kg
*'''Weight:''' 39kg (87 lb)
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown
*'''Eye Color:''' Brown
*'''Hair:''' Blonde
*'''Hair:''' Blonde
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===Red Hat Linux===
===Red Hat Linux===
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*'''Name:''' Red Hat Linux-tan
*'''Name:''' Red Hat Linux-tan
*'''aka:''' Red Hat Enterprise Linux
*'''aka:''' Red Hat Enterprise Linux
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===SCO Unix===
===SCO Unix===
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*'''Name:''' SCO Unix
*'''aka:''' OpenServer, OpenDesktop
*'''Debut:''' 1989
*'''Height:''' 163 cm (5'4")
*'''Weight:''' 56 kg (120 lb)
*'''Eye Color:''' Blue
*'''Hair:''' Blue
*'''Quick Facts:'''
**-Daughter of Xenix, although the two never knew each other very well.
**-Her mother's absence fighting in the Unix Wars and subsequent death are believed to have negatively affected her already demanding personality.
**-Was always a treacherous and suspicious person, in recent years has morphed into a paranoid-delusional.
**-Sue-happy, she chooses to hassle enemies with frivolous lawsuits and legal threats.
**-Mistrusts of the Linux-tans above all others, she has been in several failed alliances with their kind.
**-Believes that GNU/Linux is a secret illegitimate blood-relative of the Unix family.
**-Rivalrous with her step-sister, UnixWare, as well as GNU/Linux, RedHat Linux, SuSE and the IBM Unixes.
**-Believes herself to be the true heir to Unix-sama (and thus, guardian of her bloodline and name).
**-Was humiliated in battle when UnixWare defeated her, losing the honour of protector of the Unix name to her.
**-Faces financial woes, but still manages to maintain a relatively strong position in the server market.
**-Sympathetic to the Windows-tans.
**-Dresses in plain, businesslike clothing, has short blue hair and oval glasses.


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