Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Simonorged]

Granted, all it does is swear at you and squawk really loud.

I wish I could finish something, for just once in my life.

(am I invisible?)

[Chocofreak13]

(awesome. -w-)

granted. it bites you and flies away, off to join the colonies of wild parrots in NYC. (those actually exist, btw.)

i wish the barter system was still in place.

[Nichi]

Granted, but someone makes a career out of half-assing their end of the deal; breaking the system for everyone

I wish I was a robot ninja

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you malfunction and kill everyone.

i wish the futurama was now.

[Simonorged]

Granted, bender keeps harassing you.

I wish I had a giant squid.

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you get shot in the face with ink before it eats you. (btw, squid ink reeks.)

i wish i could catch up on shows i want to see, but have time stop while i watch them, so i can watch them all in one go. -w-

[Simonorged]

Granted, your electricity goes out when you finally get the chance.

I wish I had more dreams.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, they're all about tellitubbies and homicide.

i wish for rattlesnakes. SO MANY RATTLESNAKES.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they try to bite you

I wish I had waffles

[Chocofreak13]

(i expected that!)

granted, they're dry and cakey, due to being like, 2 weeks old.

i wish i had a full jar of biscoff spread.

[alfonso_rd_30]

I had to do this one: ShowHide

I wish Sega would actually allow Amy Rose to grow beyond "shallow love interest who cannot function without Sonic"

instead of

granted. she realizes her true potential as a murderess and slaughters everyone else in the franchise with a maniacal grin.

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Granted. She realizes her true potential and proceeds to exterminate Everything that ever bothered or hurt her, starting with a certain individual whom never ever seemed to return her undying love and affection...

Granted, is slate

I wish for Porld Weace

BTW, Archie Comics is doing this month a Megaman Sonic Crossover

[Chocofreak13]

granted. a man named Porld Weace shows up at your door. he wants snacks.

i wish i could be a telemarketer from home.

[Nichi]

Granted. You're possessed by the spirit of Billy Mays

I wish I didn't run out of coffee

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you have an unlimited supply of 8 o'clock coffee, the most horrible, bitter, instant coffee in the world.

i wish that life worked like final fantasy 7, and that me and my party could find a save point in boston and use a tent overnight for AB.

[Nichi]

Granted, but all the booths at the con only accept Gil

I wish I could play soft tennis