Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13]

granted, but they've burnt down.

i wish i could draw the pain out of me and into little pellets.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then Namco executives capture you to use your "pills of pain" to fill in the mazes in the new Pac-Man

I wish I had a bunnygirl costume

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted, it's so ecchi that you can't use it outdoors

I wish for kari as a plushie

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's made in china.

I wish I wasn't so hopeless

[Chocofreak13]

granted, all your hopelessness goes onto me and i die. thanks. >:\

i wish the power of imagination could actually affect the real world. like superpowers.

[Simonorged]

Granted, my imagination kills everyone while I'm asleep/

I wish nothing I do would hurt other people.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, now they hurt you instead.
(Unoriginal wish grant is unoriginal  )

I wish people would stop recoloring.

[Simonorged]

(okay, okay)
Granted, now they're re shading.

I wish there was a way I could live in the internet.

[Chocofreak13]

granted, you are the first person to be digitized, you not only become a medical oddity but you lose your humanity in the process of becoming nothing more than 1's and 0's.

i wish i could change my appearance at will.

[Simonorged]

Granted, you lose control for an hour every time you do.

I wish I could travel around the world

[Chocofreak13]

granted. you are forced to do so by hot air balloon, catch pneumonia in the clouds, and are dead before you reach russia.

i wish religion didn't exist.

[Nichi]

Granted, but then everyone finds something else to start pointless arguments and wars over :\

I wish my car was ready to drive

[Chocofreak13]

granted. somehow it's ready to drive despite you having to make sacrifices with the quality of the parts, such as having bike wheels and a cardboard engine. it gets a good 500 feet before it catches on fire.

i wish Opera saved my work exactly as i left it each time it closed.

[Nichi]

Granted, but now it takes 30 minutes to load

I wish I had smaller feet

[Simonorged]

granted, now your head is too large and the small feet makes it hard to stand.

I wish new 3DS.