Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 01:43:39 PM

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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. But it goes horribly wrong and you turn into a monsterous mutant flower. Shortly before I bring home a new weedwacker to try and clean up the garden.

I wish good artists were still on deviantart- they've all migrated to patreon or pixiv.

Chocofreak13

granted. they all do Modernist Abstract (such as this) in reeeeally ugly colours.

i wish this building was bigger on the inside, with plumbing.
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Odin Yggdrasil

Granted. ALL of the pipes are leaky and ruin everything you put near them.

I wish my car could go mach 1 without losing control.

LeaflameSD

cool, but you warp to 1666 as soon as you hit mach speed

i (unironically) wish my waifu was real and loved me

Nichi

Granted; she's gone full yandere, so she'll kill anyone else that gets close to you

I wish I had the materials to make a pillow fort

Goujer

Granted but all the materials are made from the itchiest wool.

I wish for hot pepper plants that grow well indoors.

Chocofreak13

granted. they're so hot they spontaneously combust.

i wish for better-quality internet here. :0
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Hālian

Granted, but you move out before it becomes available.

I wish for gainful, full-time employment.

Chocofreak13

granted. it comes with bonuses and benefits, including a free apartment, with utilities included. it's teaching English and US culture to North Korean agents. hope you like barley.

i wish for a mint-condition 1996 Buick Century.
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Nichi

Granted, but it's in the ugliest shade of pink you've ever seen.

I wish I had an occasion to wear a fancy dress

Chocofreak13

granted. you are now a baby in a christening gown, about to be baptized catholic.

i wish i could go back in time and punch Hitler in the face.
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Hālian

Granted, but it's at the perfect time to cause the worst possible result to World War II.

I wish I could live in the Pokémon world.

Chocofreak13

granted, but they're all feral and uncatchable. the majority of humanity is devoted to defending against the beasts.

i wish i could make any snack or drink i want appear.
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Hālian

Granted, but they're never for you.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Chocofreak13

Quote from: Hālian on September 12, 2022, 08:39:01 PMGranted, but they're never for you.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

granted. you name is now Rip Van Winkel.

i wish i could think in 3D.


Quote from: zwakbs3 on September 13, 2022, 08:44:25 AMwhat are the mods doing?

please save posts unrelated to game topics for non-game threads, okay? there are better threads to post that in.
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