i was playing GTA 3, when i thought of a new game. 'Bad Things' is basically where you pick a topic (such as "Bad Things to Say to Someone You're Operating On") and provide responses ranging from the obvious ("Oops") to the creative ("Oh dear, what's this ham doing here?"). whoever comes up with the most snort-worthy-laughter response gets to pick the next topic.
Bad Things to say when you're a Taxi Driver
"Sorry, I'm usually a better driver than this."