i was playing GTA 3, when i thought of a new game. 'Bad Things' is basically where you pick a topic (such as "Bad Things to Say to Someone You're Operating On") and provide responses ranging from the obvious ("Oops") to the creative ("Oh dear, what's this ham doing here?"). whoever comes up with the most snort-worthy-laughter response gets to pick the next topic.
Bad Things to say when you're a Taxi Driver
"Sorry, I'm usually a better driver than this."
"I learned how to drive from playing Crazy Taxi and Ridge Racer in the local arcade"
"You need a license to drive?!"
"I was Amish until last week, I'm still getting used to these 'car' things"
i'll be honest, i like bella's best. xDD
"That's not the safety belt, that's the danger belt."
"Hey, I can't roll down the window with an AK in my hand."
It's ok Graphics Card-Tan, I'll redownload your drivers. /takes out computer in car and turns on
(still voting for bellas~~~
c'mon guys, i can't be the one to pick. has to be a majority thing. glad to see things are so active, though. it'll die soon, but for now the activity is nice. :3)
I also feel Bellas is the best, mine didn't come out as planned I don't believe.
Bella's is the best :3
my sister wanted to throw her hat in the ring.
"Ahh ap'ligize if ah s'nd a bit drunk."
I LOL'd, but I still think Bella had the best
Hahah, i didn't know that comment would get so popular.
"I only got a D- in driver's ed, but I think I can do this!..."
....okay that one's good too....
so who picks the new topic? bella?
Yeah, I'd go with Bella, but Aurora's was damn good XD
Revive: Bad things to say when you're a Mechanic.
Sorry but your muffler broke and it needs a new battery.
"I taped the engine-thiny to the springy-sprocket, and it stopped making that tingle-dingle noise. That'll be $2150."
Question, the doors, you need those right?
"Just make sure not to drive this near any cops. Have a nice day."
Okay so um... your car broke.
"Give me about 7 years and your car will be ready to go"
I dunno if you noticed man, but your motor's makin' a wicked bad noise.
"Alright, so the surgery was successful.....and it's a boy!"
"I can fix it using the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape!"
"I poured all the liquids out! Now what?"
here... it's all done, now get me that whatchamacallit and we can call it a day
"Alright, that's one wagon wheel change....wait, you didn't want wagon wheels? BUT THEY'RE ECO-FRIENDLY"
That would be a bad thing indeed. We have enough game threads as it is...
this thread was a great idea, but the system i came up with for choosing a winner was never used. (question poster picks the winner; winner becomes new question poster.)
in the event we can actually DO that, it might work, but if not then i *might* side with nej, despite me making this thread. ;^;
hmm......aw, what the hell. *drops pheonix down*
Bad Things to Say as a Lunchlady
"Alright kid, that's one bowl of gruel-meal, one piece of hardtack and one cup of roach jelly. That comes to $45."
"You owe us money, so you don't get to eat today."