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Title: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2012, 05:44:29 pm
i was playing GTA 3, when i thought of a new game. 'Bad Things' is basically where you pick a topic (such as "Bad Things to Say to Someone You're Operating On") and provide responses ranging from the obvious ("Oops") to the creative ("Oh dear, what's this ham doing here?"). whoever comes up with the most snort-worthy-laughter response gets to pick the next topic.

Bad Things to say when you're a Taxi Driver

"Sorry, I'm usually a better driver than this."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on October 06, 2012, 05:53:54 pm
"I learned how to drive from playing Crazy Taxi and Ridge Racer in the local arcade"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: DustiiWolf on October 06, 2012, 06:26:32 pm
"You need a license to drive?!"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Bella on October 06, 2012, 06:29:13 pm
"I was Amish until last week, I'm still getting used to these 'car' things"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 06, 2012, 08:10:41 pm
i'll be honest, i like bella's best. xDD
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: NejinOniwa on October 06, 2012, 09:55:05 pm
"That's not the safety belt, that's the danger belt."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: stewartsage on October 06, 2012, 10:10:26 pm
"Hey, I can't roll down the window with an AK in my hand."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Krizonar on October 06, 2012, 10:15:34 pm
It's ok Graphics Card-Tan, I'll redownload your drivers. /takes out computer in car and turns on
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2012, 02:38:49 am
(still voting for bellas~~~

c'mon guys, i can't be the one to pick. has to be a majority thing. glad to see things are so active, though. it'll die soon, but for now the activity is nice. :3)
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Krizonar on October 07, 2012, 09:54:09 am
I also feel Bellas is the best, mine didn't come out as planned I don't believe.
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on October 07, 2012, 11:09:11 am
Bella's is the best :3
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2012, 11:12:59 am
my sister wanted to throw her hat in the ring.

"Ahh ap'ligize if ah s'nd a bit drunk."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on October 07, 2012, 01:42:52 pm
I LOL'd, but I still think Bella had the best
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Bella on October 07, 2012, 02:26:16 pm
Hahah, i didn't know that comment would get so popular.
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Aurora Borealis on October 07, 2012, 02:53:57 pm
"I only got a D- in driver's ed, but I think I can do this!..."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on October 07, 2012, 03:11:12 pm
....okay that one's good too....

so who picks the new topic? bella?
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on October 07, 2012, 04:16:28 pm
Yeah, I'd go with Bella, but Aurora's was damn good XD
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 10:09:17 am
Revive: Bad things to say when you're a Mechanic.

Sorry but your muffler broke and it needs a new battery.

Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 11:25:58 am
"I taped the engine-thiny to the springy-sprocket, and it stopped making that tingle-dingle noise. That'll be $2150."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 11:34:17 am
Question, the doors, you need those right?
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 11:36:43 am
"Just make sure not to drive this near any cops. Have a nice day."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Simonorged on February 04, 2013, 11:46:45 am
Okay so um... your car broke.
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 12:24:59 pm
"Give me about 7 years and your car will be ready to go"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: stewartsage on February 04, 2013, 12:29:20 pm
I dunno if you noticed man, but your motor's makin' a wicked bad noise.
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:48:13 pm
"Alright, so the surgery was successful.....and it's a boy!"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Penti-chan on February 04, 2013, 12:50:05 pm
"I can fix it using the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape!"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 12:50:49 pm
"I poured all the liquids out! Now what?"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: alfonso_rd_30 on February 04, 2013, 02:44:46 pm
here... it's all done, now get me that whatchamacallit and we can call it a day
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on February 04, 2013, 04:10:43 pm
"Alright, that's one wagon wheel change....wait, you didn't want wagon wheels? BUT THEY'RE ECO-FRIENDLY"
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Simonorged on April 16, 2013, 07:31:18 pm
Revive???
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: NejinOniwa on April 16, 2013, 07:53:21 pm
That would be a bad thing indeed. We have enough game threads as it is...
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on April 16, 2013, 08:09:23 pm
this thread was a great idea, but the system i came up with for choosing a winner was never used. (question poster picks the winner; winner becomes new question poster.)

in the event we can actually DO that, it might work, but if not then i *might* side with nej, despite me making this thread. ;^;
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Chocofreak13 on September 02, 2013, 08:36:05 pm
hmm......aw, what the hell. *drops pheonix down*

Bad Things to Say as a Lunchlady

"Alright kid, that's one bowl of gruel-meal, one piece of hardtack and one cup of roach jelly. That comes to $45."
Title: Re: Bad Things
Post by: Hālian on May 22, 2019, 05:07:14 pm
"You owe us money, so you don't get to eat today."