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NejinOniwa

#5700
April 03, 2009, 07:55:02 PM
What would you want to do?

>10

???

PROFIT!
This thread is now the NeoN Text RPG. New adventurers arise![/size][/color]

You are a level 1 adventurer. What would you like to do?

1: Dig a hole
2: Search for treasure
3: Eat brains
4: Run to the hills
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#5701
April 03, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
First of all, i am a level ∞King of OT and a level 0,9/∞ Mindfuck...And brain eating is something for zombies and organ grinders
But hey ill play along, ill go for 3...

Added after 29 seconds:

I am bored, you are now my entertainment... ;006
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

#5702
April 03, 2009, 08:09:12 PM
>Eat brains

You decide a bit of brain-munching would be a good thing this late in the evening. But great fwawhd, it seems no n00bs are around to eat at all, even less attempt to drain of their nonexistent brain fluids! Only you and the Demon Overlord narrator (and who knows what might happen if you even try that one, boy) are around in this thread. You must seek your brains elsewhere!

What do you do?

1: Go back to General Chat for some generic n00bs
2: Hunt weaboos in General Anime & Manga
3: Desperately search for brains in Forum Games & Role-playing
4: Hunt the abundant brains in General Computers & Gaming
5: Dare the trenches of Hentai and such
6: Hunt artists in the OS-tan discussions section
7: Enter the Site Management section and hunt some mods
8: Spin the roulette
9: Enter an actually random thread
10: Dare try and reach for Nejin's mystifying, tentacle-shielded (and who knows what else) brain

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Or would you like to:
2.1: Dig a hole
2.2: Search for treasure
2.3: Run to the Hills
2.4: Huff a kitten
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#5703
April 03, 2009, 08:12:09 PM
Did 10, ate a bit, didn't like the taste (geez man, you need to make that shiz tastier...  ;026 )...

So i'll go for 6, to look for our darling Aurora-chan and see if her brains are as delicious as i think....
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

#5704
April 03, 2009, 08:21:46 PM
>Hunt artists

After breaking a few teeth against Nejin's battleship-plated tentacles you decide a bit less tentacly victims would be just fine, so you casually stroll over the borders of the Lounge, traveling into what clearly isn't your home territory - the Artists' world.

After following the road, you find a sudden fork.
What do you do?

1: Go right
2: Go left
3: Dig a hole
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#5705
April 03, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
No, you misread... I said 6 wich is Hunt Mods...

So use your creative juices and think of a situation relevant to my last choice...
This one is nice, but irrelevant...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

#5706
April 03, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
The narrator is never mistaken, dear player!
And if the narrator was mistaken...
He is no more. You said 6, which is hunt artists.

Please choose an alternative, or you will automatically default to Dig a Hole.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#5707
April 03, 2009, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"6: Enter the Site Management section and hunt some mods

Never Underestimate my powers of archiving...
But yes it will be "7: Enter the Site Management section and hunt some mods", have it your way....

*huffs a couple of kittens*
No it will still be 7: hunt that lovely Mod, Aurora...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

#5708
April 04, 2009, 03:24:56 AM
>Invalid command: (The mod is the final boss, you don't want to die THAT easily. You're on your way there!)
Defaulting to 3: Dig a hole

Finding no solution for the fork, you dig a hole in the road right in the middle. You dig for 10 meters, and then come across what you're looking for - Aurora Borealis, with hammer at hand.

First you try to get ready for battle, but then you realize she's not moving around much...

>Poke it with a stick

Said and done, you poke the almighty mod with a nearby stick (which is also your only weapon at the moment).
You notice she feels a little too soft to be normal...this is just a plushie!

Then again, you don't have to battle her to get her now.
You get an Aurora Borealis (hammer edition) plushie!
You get the Usopp "10t" Hammer!
Who knows what it was doing in the hands of plush Aurora, but it's a better weapon than your stick!

>Inventory

You have:
A stick
An Aurora Plushie
The Usopp Hammer (currently equipped)

>Continue digging for brains

Going on with your brainhunt, you dig your hole further and further. Suddenly, you come across...a fork in the hole!
Someone's been here before - many times, in fact, as this hole seems like a veritable highway, in terms of usage.
One of VonDaab's sprites are standing in the hole, spade in hand and bunny ears standing at half salute.
She says, "OI! Why you, breaching the tunnels! You stupi' o' wha'!?"

What do you do?

1: Attack
2: Challenge her to a duel
3: Scare her with your mighty(looking) Hammer
4: Run like hell
5: Counter with extreme sarcasm
6: Give a normal, OT-free discussion your best attempt
7: Ask her where her master is
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#5709
April 04, 2009, 06:16:25 AM
I'd go for 5... it is one of my natural talents...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

#5710
April 04, 2009, 01:56:43 PM
5. Counter with extreme sarcasm.
ALSO WHY AM I NOT IN THIS
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#5711
April 04, 2009, 01:58:42 PM
Just because...

I don't know, you weren't here, i was bored, Nej had a brainwave, so we started... ^_^
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Chocofreak13

#5712
April 04, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
to do list:
1. hug nejin
2. hug tom
3. hug puun
4. hug smokey
5. slap don
6. slap don
7. hug don while in tears
8. hug nejin again (just to bother him :3 )

oh also, i should log on more...... and if i may particimapate:

i pick 8: scarf fairy.
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Smokey

#5713
April 04, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
*hugs Chocofreak*
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Chocofreak13

#5714
April 04, 2009, 04:38:25 PM
yay! *hug's smokey*
there goes number 4!!
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