Topicless thread

[Aurora Borealis]

I have a friend that LOVES to eat spicy food and is known to drench a lot of food in hot sauce and top it with crushed red peppers! I tried hot sauce before but I didn't like it because I thought it was bitter. I like to put crushed peppers on my food though.

Here are my stats! Read them and weep, puny humans!

Aurora Borealis: certified weirdo

Banhammer Strike: A one-hit knockout attack against the opponent but can only be used as a last resort.
Self-deprecation: An attack done at my expense to lower the opponents guard and defense.
RAGE MODE!: Attack power doubles but accuracy drops as I go berzerk.
Groin Kick: Self-explanatory.

[NejinOniwa]

We need moar...CONTENT!!!


FREE COOKIES!: Healer Thread

Actual Content Levels Above Zero: A powerful shield, absorbing damage. This Thread CANNOT be derailed.
Zeal of MOE!: All nearby units are charmed, and will attack any unit that attacks the Thread. (Lasts for 30 seconds, cooldown 80 seconds)
Cunning Artists: Summons one clone of every Artist-type unit on the field to come to its aid. Clones have halved HP. (Lasts for 90 seconds, cooldown 120 seconds)[/size]

Bring 'em on!

[Smokey]

This is TOPICLEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NejinOniwa]

Topicless is topicless for the sake of MAXIMIZING THE LEVELS OF CONTENT! Booyah!


Member Introduction: Summoner Thread

Call the Newfags!: Summons a random monster every ten seconds. WARNING! Weakness to Thread Derailment, OT-type damage is doubled.
Moar dakka!: Summons a squad of Space Marines, ready for some heavy bullet-drenching action. (Lasts for 60 seconds, cooldown 120 seconds)
Stop! Spammertime!: All summoned Newfag monsters are permanently converted to Trolls, wielding Spam-Can-Cannons. The Thread and any summoned Space Marines get double rate of fire for 50 seconds. (Cooldown 100 seconds)

Added after 1 minutes:

I've been playing too much DoW2, really -w-;

[Toki]

What?? what?? Eehh?

[NejinOniwa]

TOKI! YOUR STATS! I DEMAND THEM!
IT'S ROLL CALL TIEM~

[Cockleshell]

YUS! WE NEED TOKI'S STATS OR HER CHARACTER IS NULL AND VOID~

[Aurora Borealis]

Tell us your stats or I will enter RAGE MODE!

[Toki]

Ehtooou ;_; Someone give me stats??

[Cockleshell]

Tell us your stats or I will enter RAGE MODE!

OSHITS YOU BETTER HURRY

[Toki]

Ehto ehto ehto...

Toki: Megane Moekko

Pointless Iteration: Really, I'm trying to make sense but it's pointless. Oh, you think it's cute? I suppose I could use this to my military advantage.  
Henshi~n: MECHA MUSUME! HENSHIN ZO! Nyaaa!
Ehto...
Cake...
Cake vision! Zap!

[IanDanKilmaster]

Threadkiller: Plainness/Nonsense results in a round of lost turns for every player.
Procrastination: Anti-motivation results in a loss of 10 turns.
Mini-Mod Hammer: Useless for twenty turns after which point it summons...
Banhammer Strike: A one-hit knockout attack against the opponent but can only be used as a last resort.

Only one attack and it's weak... and it's not even actually mine -__-;.

[Toki]

I don't really get it ;-; Can I just be a summon?

[Smokey]

LOL, Topicless has gone crazeee...

[Cockleshell]

BRINGING THIS INTO TOPICLESS

I WANT MY SIGNATURE BACK ;O;