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[NejinOniwa]

*pokes Lazer cannon* Hmm...maybe i should fire another shot, just to send him on his way...?

...yeah. I should. BENDERSPACE, THERE'S A PIG COMING FOR YA!!! SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*


Also, anyone wanna have some elvish bread? I'm a quite good baker- and general kitchen-ist.

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*chomps away on Lembas* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM AWR DELICIUS! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

[C-Chan]

DAMMIT, NEJIN!!!! >__<

The Captain was just about to kill me like I wanted, and you had to go send me off to Benderspace!!!  ^0^

Where can a pig self-terminate due to loss of favorite macrophilic Anime in peace around here!  >_____<



*sigh*
Well I suppose I'm gonna have to push my OWN blender button.... maybe with blackjack.... and hookers....  -.-

[NejinOniwa]

C-Chan  -  Unwilling Immortality.

OH THE HILARITY XD

[Techno the fox]

*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*

EVERYTHING?
Including Secchan's bottle-opener? and my Logitek USB gaming controller?

[NejinOniwa]

To answer your questions...

EVEN THE PHOTONS ARE BENT IN THE BENDERSPACE!!! XD
THIS IS BENT QUANTUM!

[Techno the fox]

After Studying the blender for a while Techno-san walks up and pushes a few buttons.

Much to C-chan's surprise nothing happens.
The Blender is unplugged, and the prongs on the plug are bent beyond repair.
XD

[C-Chan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;^0^;

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Okay,.... then in that case,.... can anyone, like,... you know.... maybe get me outta here....? -______-'

[Techno the fox]

Okay

*Opens lid and lets C-chan out of said blender*

Don't get so depressed C-chan, there are alternatives.
Accept rozen maiden into your life. ~Desu

[C-Chan]

Bah,...  I was worshipping Suiseiseki-sama before you were in diapers, ~desu.....  -____-

But while I loved the series, it didn't satisfy this piggy's cravings.... I generally prefer to look UP to women, not down,... waaaaaaay down.....  

And Ultimate Girls just doesn't cut it for me anymore....  -___________-

*melancholy befalls C-chan*

Okay,... I'm off to see if I can go slit my wrists with a piece of parsley.... T___T

*trots off thread*

[Icelilly]

Also, Lilly-san...
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. >:3

I'm guessing that means you like your b-day present? ^__^

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!! ;^0^;

*leaps into blender, closing lid behind him*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_______________________________;

BENDERSPACE, THERE'S A PIG COMING FOR YA!!! SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*

SH*T.

My 300+ yaoi pics has gone into benderspace! Icelilly-san is sad.... ;___; *cries in the corner*

The Goggles! They do nothing!! @~@

*makes new pair of goggles*

[Bella]

Lovely Complex,... the best series in the history of all Anime,... is over.....
It ended with a blast, with absolutely no regrets other than that they could've done more with Seishiro and Mimi, my two favorite side characters.... ^_____^

So y'all know what that means....

Awww...why not watch some Cowboy Bebop or FMA to cheer up

Okay,... I'm off to see if I can go slit my wrists with a piece of parsley.... T___T

*pist*

Try a piece of rhubarb, it works better!

Happy birthday Nejin-san!! Hope you like the pic I found for you. >///<

So colorful O__O

[CaptBrenden]

XD

I suddenly see c-chan trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor XD "what the F**K are you doing?! You doing it wrong!"

[IanDanKilmaster]

Piggy-senpai, if I'm going to let you do this, I must advise you on how to do it right.

ã"のリンã,´ã,'お口の中で行ã,ã,Œã¾ã™ã€,Okay, I think I got that right...^__^

[C-Chan]

Kono RINGU o O-kuchi no naka de okonawaremasu.

......Please,... put this apple in your mouth....? T__T

....Haha!  Very funny.  -v-

XD

I suddenly see c-chan trying to slit his wrists with an electric razor XD "what the F**K are you doing?! You doing it wrong!"

*buzz buzz buzz buzz*

It's NOT WORKING!!!!!!  >0<

*buzz buzz buzz*

Oh wait,....

*rereads*

You said that wouldn't work....  T__T'

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So sue me, I'm desperate....  -___________-'

*pist*

Try a piece of rhubarb, it works better!

*rub rub rub rub*

GAAAAAAH!!!! The rhubarb!!!  They do nothing!!!!  ^0^

*weeps*

Awww...why not watch some Cowboy Bebop or FMA to cheer up

*whines*  ;T__T;

Well Cowboy Bebop I already watched, and while I liked it, it's not gonna help me combat Lovely Complex withdrawal.  ;^~^;

*reads about FMA*

*compares Ed/Winry stats*

*stops whining*

Oooooooh....  *v*

........

Right off the bat, this reminds me of Hibiki and Meia!  
Okay, I'm interested.  ^___^

*takes out wallet*

I'm gonna get me some, tonight!!  ^v^

*crashes out of thread*

[IanDanKilmaster]

Sumimasen, Piggy-senpai...

I take it you did catch the hyperlink, right?  'Cos without it, it's nowhere near as funny ^__^'.  Hopefully this will teach you to never joke of seppuku again, because without yourself and Tux-sensei, how can I ever hope of achieving basic Linux mastery?

*reads about FMA*

Yay for FMA, hopefully you haven't heard so much hype about the series that it's ruined for you.  I, in particular, loved it - there are a bunch of haters in my anime club though.  It was great and for awhile nearly ousted my all-time faves FLCL and Trigun.  Anyway, can't wait to hear your feedback on it.