Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted: it's garbage tea. like, literally tea made of garbage.

I wish that no matter where I was, I always had the ideal snack.

[DustiiWolf]

Granted, but it's the ideal snack for a cat. Have fun with that mouse!

I wish Microsoft would hire Johnny Ives for a new Design team.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, but by some coincidence it's Johnny Ives from Decatur, IL. so all their new designs suck.

I wish Seinfeld would revive for a season.

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but it has an alternative cast.

I wish this topic would die.

[DustiiWolf]

Granted, but it has an alternative cast.

I wish this topic would die.

Granted! But another topic with a similar title picks up where this one left off!

I wish you all liked Windows 8*

*DISCLAIMER: I mean no harm with this wish nor mean it seriously. No offense is intended.

[NejinOniwa]

Granted! But MICROSOFT DOESN'T, and it now has a predicted lifetime of 9 months - with no long-term support - while they churn out their next OS at absolute maximum speed.


I wish for BLANDA UPP.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

Granted, but none of the girls want anything to do with you, so you have to BLANDA UPP alone. thus, to fulfill this requirement, you become a chimera.

I wish I had all the powers of the Pork Wizard.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they instead give you the powers of Wizpig by misunderstanding -w-;;

I wish I had a PO Box again

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, but you have to share it with a porn company.

I wish I had unlimited supplies of silk brocade.

[Simonorged]

Granted, it's all invisible. I wish I had a plane ticket to Arizona

[Nichi]

Granted, but the plane is missing its wings; leaving it to have to drive down the highway very slowly as a bizarre-looking bus

I wish I had a cup of coffee

[LeaflameSD]

Alright then, but just so you know, it will never fucking cool down.

I wish I could wear it better.

[Simonorged]

Too bad 'it' is a chastity belt
I wish there was a way that my dreams could come true.

[Pitkin]

Granted, your nightmares are now all realised and an integral part of your everyday life.

I wish I were truly and utterly miserable.

[Nichi]

Granted, but a bunny appears

I wish I had a pet dragon