Forum Games: Break a Wish

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, we all live in japan now.

i wish i spoke perfect japanese.

[alfonso_rd_30]

Granted: Nihongo is a dead language now

I wish to get away from the heat

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, you get frozen in antarctic ice, only to be rediscovered thousands of years from now.

i wish i was immortal.

[Simonorged]

Granted, you're also paralyzed.

I wish I had more vivid dreams

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but the word 'vivid' is taken out of context, therefore you have wild seizures.

I wish the MLP English song was as catchy as the Japanese one.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, it becomes "catchy" as in it's not catchy in the slightest. (i HATE the japanese theme and i wish they had just kept the original. it sucks.)

i wish japan would treat our stuff with the same regard that we treat theirs (ie: keeping the opening even if you dub the series).

[Nichi]

Granted, but now they treat their stuff like shit

I wish Nintendo would finally try something new with Mario, instead of remaking New Super Mario Bros for the billionth time :\

[Simonorged]

Granted, they try out a new idea and pretty much a total flop.

I wish the "mew-three" Pokemon really is a continuation to the Mew-two story

[Nichi]

Granted. It goes over badly

I wish I had some soup

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, it's all over your body...

I wish to have UMC3

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, it explodes.

i wish i knew why i was so tired so early.

[Nichi]

Granted. It's because you've traded sleep schedules with me; resulting in you going to bed early and me staying up extra late

I wish I had a replica of Edward Elric's red jacket

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, it's eaten by mots

I want my browser lets me use da letters dat ain't getting used again

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, now you can only use those keys.

I wish there weren't so much polotics on TV.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. EVERYTHING on tv (including things like sitcoms and the news) is converted to a mixture of cartoons and puppets. as a result, all "serious" topics like politics, news, and weather shifts to every OTHER form of media, meaning every UK website now is devoted to those topics. :3

i wish i had a persocom.