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[Paul]

What happened here? o.o

[Cockleshell]

Even I don't know what the hell happened here.

[Nichi]

I'll let the Nostalgia Critic sum it up

[Chocofreak13]

picture linked improperly.

as for the japanese pun, i guess i'll keep that one a secret, lol.

[Krizonar]

I'll let the Nostalgia Critic sum it up

A BIG LIPPED TRUMPET PLAYING ALLIGATOR MOMENT.

[Nichi]

@Kari: It's apparently displaying for Kriz. Everything looks fine on my end :\

So, I just got the last of the stuff out of the way for my trip. I now have beef jerky as a snack for when I'm on the plane, plus a doubleshot espresso to help me wake up that morning (I have to be on the road by 5AM, so I have time to get through security @_@)

It's 2 weeks until departure. Are you ready?

[NejinOniwa]

King Charles XVI Gustav of Sweden: "What is all the ruckus about?"
My mother: "A very rare bird has been sighted, a Red-crested Pochard. Would thou like a pair of binoculars?"
King Charles: "Most certainly!"

My mother reportedly doesn't feel all to well with herself shaking hands and making dinner conversation with the king, what with her distant past as a banner-toting communist and all... I find this rather hilarious. She also avoids referring to him as "your majesty" for this reason, and instead uses arhaic... XD

[Chocofreak13]

....your mom met the king?

SO FUKKIN COOL

@pent: almost ready. -w-

[NejinOniwa]

Indeeds.

In other news, I just received a missive that we'll be hosting the Eurovision next year ITALY GAVE US ZERO POINTS IN THE EUROVISION VOTING. WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS!? WE WERE TRYING TO BREAK THE FUCKING RECORDS THE NORWEGIANS SET LIKE 4 YEARS AGO OR SOMETHING, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, EH? FUCK YOU!

/fauxrage

[Bella]

OH GOD I NEED TO STOP WATCHING TV, I NOW FEEL MURDEROUS RAGE TOWARD THIS RUSSIAN WOMAN WHO SPENT OVER $26,000 TO GET HER LEGS LENGTHENED AN INCH.

[Chocofreak13]

wow, that's possible? kinda cool...

@nej: IS EUROVISION OVER ;^;

[Bella]

wow, that's possible? kinda cool...

Yeah, it originated as a treatment for leg deformities but then some shitwitted fuckmuffins decided that it would be a good idea to make it a cosmetic procedure as well. Which is patently insane, considering the price AND fact that it requires the patient to not walk for like, six months AND the fact that it can only add 1-2 inches to a person's height, which could be easily achieved with shoe lifts, high-heels or platform soles.... -__-

BTW, it's illegal in China. Yes, a nation known for so-so medical regulation and human rights abuses out the wazoo says cosmetic leg-lengthening is just too dangerous/fucking crazy to occur within its borders.

[NejinOniwa]

It's over, we won with over 100point margin.

[Chocofreak13]

aw. i don't want the us to participate, but i wish i could watch. it'd be a way to be more connected to my other half. :[

@bella: the country with exploding currency and tiger penis wine banned the procedure? the fuck?

oh, btw people, today's highlights:

went out and about with mel
ended up sprinting after an ice cream truck while screaming, with mel running behind
mum bought me a 6-pack of air heads that were chewy when i opened them and ate one <33
revived the bikini club for the year

goin' back to the grandparents' tomorrow. today was a good day. -w-

[Nichi]

If an ice cream truck passes by when I'm in the area, it's on; I'm going to chase that thing down >:3