Forum Game: Context Quote

Started by Chocofreak13, July 03, 2011, 11:18:14 PM

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Nichi

This one needs a new post to itself:

"I'm a firm believer in Playboy"

NejinOniwa

This is probably the most straight-on-yet-totally-out joke I've ever seen. And it's so very bad that it's absolutely hilarious.

Quote from: Yuru Yuri, ep3-Mm, this snack is delicious!
-I WANT TO EAT YOU.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

stewartsage

"You know what's wrong with this photo?  That bottle isn't in my hand."
-Photography professor on picture of Jack Daniels bottle


Bella

>Hold on a sex
>*sec

-Stewart on Freudian slips (or hitting the "x" key instead of the "c")

Chocofreak13

"So is this like Porno Mode?"

-me, in class today when my teacher was describing the 'sexy hd feature' of a video camera
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Nichi

#185
"I think he's actually a giant self-aware banana"
- A GameFAQs user, on "Why is Pikachu yellow?"

Also:
"Peanut butter and yugioh do not go together very well"

Chocofreak13

Freya: "We must do it."
Chii : "We must....do it."
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Nichi

#187
"It's like if David Lynch where to direct a Care Bears movie"

"Some say he is a brony, and that he has a shrine dedicated to Pinkie Pie. All we know, is that he's called the Stig"

Chocofreak13

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stewartsage

"Yep, I think this beats the meat"
-Photography professor again

"There's something Freudian about submarines that chicks dig, the shape of the boat, torpedoes, and missiles.  Damn."
-Me

Nichi

"What are you going to do when you get to Midgar?"
"Donuts!"

Nichi

I saw this in a topic on GameFAQs earlier:

"So every girl I've been with has has a ladyhole...what does that mean O_o"

Chocofreak13

#192
(ie: i catch TB. i go in anyway.)

-me, describing my inability to not go to school this semester

"No! You're eating my brother!"



EDIT: "Did we just break the internet?"
"It's the internet police!! They're on to us!!!"
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Nichi

"I get angry easily on the internet because the people don't consider me a horse"

NejinOniwa

#194
Quote from: Progress - A Princess Luna ficColts: "I said, you're very hot."

Luna: "I think it's quite temperate, actually,"
FOR SCIENCE, THIS MUST BE MADE A STANDARDIZED REPLY FOR EVERY GOOD NERD

Quote from: Chapter 5 of said fic, In which Luna...well, no spoilers!
(Luna)You're far too old for anypony, her mind pointed out. How many ponies around here are pushing a thousand save for Celestia?

Somewhere, a brown pony with an hourglass cutiemark sneezed. Finding the sensation enjoyable, he and his companion headed off to procure some pepper.
OH FUCK YOU ALL I'M LAUGHING NOW
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS