I've seen this particular game get HUGE in other forums, so I decied I'd start on here.
Basicly you caption the avatar of the poster above you.
1. If you post here you MUST have an avatar (well Duh)
General rules of this forum apply,
No Spamming (put a little effort into your post, and be creative please)
No excessent netspeak unless needed (OMGF I AM TEH 1337 ROFL OWNZOR)
other than that, have fun.
(Sadly I can'd do one because I'm the first here.)
Warning: You are soon about to receive a lot of 3.5" hurtness.
Btw, is there a limit how many times a user can post in this?
^MUST. RUN. FROM. INSANE FANBOYS.
^But I LOVE tacos...
...thinking about hemroids nya~
"Your not going to hit me are you?"
(thats usually the part of the fight where you realize, she has won.)
Waai~ I am a squirrel~
(she DOES look like a squirrel. Now shut up.)
"Did you just check out at my ass?" *the gods smite you*
You really have biscuits?
Does this make me look fat?
Your blood smells nice, may I please have some?
Why are ya flying, NekoChiyo-Chan?
See how big this pill is? And you wanna know a secret... its not to be taken oraly.
*Raises left hand up to her eye*
What do you mean it's taken?
This is the worlds smallest violin playing the worlds saddest song just for you... oops, it broke a string ;_;
One, two! One, two!!
Come with me, To the land of musical CHIBIS!
"im going to kill you now. Please dont run."
How could that happen? Why I lost in Saimoe??
"Come with me to a magical land of pixies and sugar and laughter and pixies....oh, wait! I said that already! Teehee!"
^No, we are not the love children of Sayans and the Things from Dr. Seuss.
Aren't I just so cute master?
"What do you mean I have to do a yaoi scean with Broc? Waaahh"
^Ummm... Why do you have my panties on your head?
*giggles* Eat me and I'll kill you!
...W-W-What do you mean porn is now illegal? Nooooooo.....*sobs*
^I forgot its winter so I accidentaly got my summer seifuku on.
"Mommy said if I look at snowflakes long enough, I'll go cross-eyed."
"WHEAR AR MAI PUPILZ?" "I think yellow's eyes just short circuited."
"Aye, I am Scottish."
Also, WAHT? That was random, Daab^^
Winner of the 2007 national "Red and Black outfit competition".
And to answer VonDaab's question from page 1 that I just noticed.
No, there isn't a limit. If you feel that comments are getting stale you may change your avatar.
"I'm the upside-down demon-tan!"
^"Its a MANskirt!"
^ Im going to rape you, hehe
...I'M. NOT. JUNK.
"I wonder... why is everything white?"
F is for fiddle and thats good enough for me~!
Despite what Gin-sama says, No it's not safe to stand outside in the middle of a hurricane.
which way is up? I do not know because I am sweats woman!
^Go away, can't you see I'm doing my cool ninja wind thing?
^ get it togeather...
get it togeather...
get it togeather...
^How do you like my new hairdryer?
It's made of emo and goth.
^ Oooh! It's snowing!
^Awww... He's trying to fight back... Thats so cute.
^Watching Elfen Lied gives me ideas.
"whats that? Masters calling?"
"Hello, Bob. I'm here in Melbourne, Florida where Hurricane Jessica is just making landfall..."
"Why, yes, that is a fine work of art"
" Tehehe! *stab* "
^"I'm too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my skirt..."
and the tresure trolls grew up... and learned to wear shirts.
^"They laughed at me when I stitched lead into my dress to weigh it down, 'It won't be that windy' they said. Well who's laughing now? Whats that? They took pantie shots of you and posted them online? Sorry I wouldn't know anything about that what with the lead in my dress... What? Your saying you weren't teasing me about wind back then with the dress? Something about warning me about lead poiso... Aww SH-"
Meow...I am a cat... feed me!
^Hmmm.... I wonder what Master keeps in this picture folder... It's 6 Gigs in size...
^I hope I get candy!
WUAAAH...THE HAPPY PILLS ARE GOOONE!!!! PIKACHU ATE THEM ALLL!!! BWAAAAH!!
^Pretend to be evil once and they bring back the other guy to kill me... NIIICE... F---ers... Well if I'm going to be hear for eternity my as well have myself also represent the hunnies that can't stay away from me.
(and now we all know why there is the MANskirt)
*looks up at teacher* right?
"You should know better than this. My firewall does not have these kind of bugs."
Tuxes give new meaning to search and peck typing
^No one can stop me now...
Satoshi/Ash: Whaaaaa! I thought that house back there was a pokemon and it beat up Pikachu!
^I wonder what we should do today...
^This are serious cat, this are serious thread.
This are OsakaCat, this are
(at this point OsakaCat becomes distracted by the rank bar above her head and fails to complete the sentence.)
^Hmmm. That is an excellent proposition. I hope you will forgive me, however, for having a better one which requires me killing you.
Imma chargin mah lazerz
I haz no fiyar on head.
"3 colors ought to be enough for everyone!"
Prepare for hyperdrive!
"Stroke me! No, ew, not that way, damnit."
^ New in stores! Punk-Gothic Barbie!
(Sorry, but I honestly don't know what's in your avi >///////<)
^ "I sense an unfree OS somewhere around here!"
^I AM WATCHING YOU PEE!
^Air-headed enough to not topple over because of the huge head.
^You can't just expect me to dance for you without forking over some money.
^So if I cut off his legs at the kneecaps he'll be just as tall as me...
Oh, hai god
^ Rachmaninov's #2 concerto in C minor, Op. 18
^This doesn't taste like pudding! Someone is going to die...
[plot]hmmmmmm plottidy plottidy plottidy hmmmmmmm....[/plot]
"i nri elnkiasmi tssoroukmp ctioplanpausn no"
Yes, it really says something.
You have failed me for the last time admiral
Quote from: "Myrdin"^ Rachmaninov's #2 concerto in C minor, Op. 18
^"I'm actually a handsome prince, but a wicked witch transformed me into a violin. The only thing that can change me back is the kiss of a princess.
"No, no! Not there!"
^Delicious fingers! OM NOM NOM!
^ What do you mean you can't fix my hair.
^I've scored 5 stars on hard mode in Violin Hero!
I have a pink boomerang stuck in my hair.
Yes, but it has a very nice violin accompaniment. One of my favorite classical pieces.
^ Time to hunt... *eyes blinking*
^You can't escape, so you my as well hand over your life now.
^ Do these ears really give me a +5 to cuteness?
^ I can have teal bonus?
^I keep hearing people say stuff about this 4chan... I wonder what it is...
(tack tack tack)
"Why do you have so big eyes, grandmother?"
"So I can see you better!"
Piss of one XP fanboy by telling him the good points of my OS and he just so happens to know voodoo...
^I am the murderer!
Stupid bonsai tree, have to water it, have to trim it. Can I have a living pet? NoooOOOOO... I get to have a Shrubbery! What am I a Knight in Monty Python?!
^Hi mommy! What are you doing with daddy?
^Umm... I'm sorry, but that's just really creepy
^You can't afford this.
^ "Myeth thongue ith numb"
...you really need a new graphics card.
I would draw but I dont have money for an actual gun
I'm not arrogant, I'm just that good.....
^I'm watching you...
^Mom alwayf faid if you make a ftupid fafe, it'll ftick....Dratf....
CAPTIONING AN ALREADY-CAPTIONED IMAGE!?!? AWAAAAAAAAAAAH PARADOX *zwonk*
^I'm here to replace the avvi that my master got sick (or too embarrased) to use :D
^"I really hate this purple wall..."
^ " bet your running out of ways to caption me."
*bom bom bom*
Sorry can't hear you, emo music is too loud.
^What, you've never heard of a Japanese vampire?
I just nicked DOS-Neko's ears...Aint I cute now?
^ "gawd I hate having to scoop up after my human"
^Boy is it windy in here or what?!
Instead of doing lawn work maybe I should do something about the purple paintjob on this gawd awful house....
"doskitty... why are you flying?"
^You did WHAT?!?!?! with WHO?!?!?! Oooh you are soooooow dead....
^hmmm what to eat tonight.....
"Wait, what are you-!" *swosh*
BLACK BAR CENSORING SCENE ENTIRELY AND BLEEPS OUT THE SCREAMS
*sheathe* "Feh. Insolent fool."
What youve never seen a japanese vampire before?
^Touch me and you DIE.
Huh? DirectX api? whats that? Games, you say...
^duhhhhh *droooool* (crashed while attempting to load a mainstream game)
^Beaners Should Never Be Let On The Internet
^I meant to do that....
*glasses off* Tehe.
^It won't be long now... heh heh heh...
^HAHA! you've run out of ideas to caption me, N00B! LOL...Yeah whats that? An idea? No? Thought so...rofl
^Don't worry, I'll take care of it...
^OOOH, OOH!!! Can I hold your glasses???
^This is serious business...
When I take off my glasses I mean serious business!! >__<
How did I partied hard?
^Hey, do I hear party music?????
^ Why, hello, I'm the smart one in the bunch.
^If that guy eyeballs me one more time, I'm gonna hurt him bad.......
^Seconds until firing of MEGANE BEAMU: 3...2...1...
^Ha ha! I have stolen the wind from Captains old avi!
^Has new avatar to be captioned.
^Oh, you... I bet you say that to all the Nekomimis... *giggles*
You don't want to know what I'm thinking about, tehehe ^-^
^I know what Smokey's thinking about... (:D)
^(heh heh heh, and then I'll start a loop in the thread)
Suddenly, catgirls everywhere-nyan!!!
^Are you F***ing with me here?... Internet Explorer???......n00b...
Fufufu, watch me wordfilter you, bitches.
^Man, do you still have a 28k8 modem?!
^U CAINT SEE BT AHM PEEIN'!!
No offense Smokey ;-; I have to be mean to Miku. Just like she's mean to me.
^Aaaaaaaaaah! Man, just 57 more seconds and i'll get the world record....
But it's soooo faaaaast, aaaaaaaah!
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Oh and btw i just realized that my avvi hasnt really been kept up to date with my rank, so the rest of vista will be filled in by saseko... ;010
"It's delicious yuri, master. You must hit it."
^Is there only pr0n on this thing here??
^We're "good friends"...
Ichigo sma- oh... oh the bubbles in my eyes...
"MUDA DA...MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!! Oh crap, how were the steps to the Za Warudo part again...?"
^Okay... Who spilled the coffee here?!
^We're not lesbians, one of us just likes to dress up. Guess which one...
Aw, catnip...You shouldn't have... :D nyaaaa
^I'm sorry teacher, bending over slowly will never be an actual gym class...
Look, and then you swipe your claws like THIS!
Look at this, i'm stuck at being this guy's avvi for a huge time and ppl are running out of ways to caption me... GAH!
Door: "Cuteness won't get you anywhere!"
(i loevs mai Druaga no To -w-)
Also, we need to change our avis more often!
Hah, mr.-i likes-my-avvi says that we need to change our avvis more often, why am i still here in this cramped little spot, then?!
Master, don't I look pretty?
^My head is tilted because it's too heavy...
Huh, who's there!
(Inner 2k-tan: MOU! What's with this damn thing, anyway!? What are these small growths of WHAT sticking out of my EARS? And why, WHY can't I say ANYTHING but ~NYAN!? DAMN BITCHES AT AUTOMATIC UPGRADES ARE GONNA GET A WHIPPIN'!!!)
Anyone called for a heroine to save the day??
^I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go through your porno collection....
Now, now, i told you that that container was private, and you still had to enter and sift through my pr0nz...
Whadda' you lookin' at, neva' seen a girl with a big coat before?!
^Ah... Help... My legs are asleep...
^Man, even my sock puppets don't like me... :(
(waiting for blind date)
I wonder if he's is going to be nice. They said his name was Nejin. I wonder when he'll show. They said something about tentacles, but it's weird... I don't think they serve calamari at this restaurant...
^ Aww, would you do me a favor and make like a scratching post so i can sharpen my viciously sharp claws on you??? Pweeaase??
^It's not Lupus.
^Do i look "cool" now?
(Oh, and I ROFL'd :D)
^Every cloud has a silver lining.
(No really, he plays Stuart Little's father in the movie and says that.)
^ Why do you keep looking in the other direction?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ Heeey! *waves* <insert name here>, how 'ya doing? *winks*
^I'm too busy. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=r-8WP4zIWgM)
^*humph* I'm busy too... *mopes*
(sweet clip... ;010)
"You completely ruined my day, you retard!"
^ I is a penguin. Ph34r me. Cause I is going to pwn u n00bs!
^Dammit, there's another avvi around here who's good at staring...
^I've looked in to all possible outcomes of your life if you live it. They are all very depressing, so, I'm just not going to try and make you healthy. I'm pretty much going to let you die. Have fun with thinking about that.
don't even dare to attack me. I know Kibotu!
(this is a reference to a German author... )
^Wow, the new textures in FSX rule!!!
(he is holding his paws in a racing/flightsim configuration :D)
^^ I need sleep!
Bitches don't know 'bout my 128kb RAM!
[ the sound chris tucker made mocking chinese.. rush hour]
Breasts are evil...and so am I, har har.
^UPS grrl! Is there a John D'oh here??
Yesterday was Wednesday, tomorrow is Friday, today is SHITTYDAY!
HEALTHY AND GLASS, BRB
^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHma charging mah LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
I CAN READ YOUR MIND.
Potato and Mayonnaise!
^Don't be fooled by cheap copy's...
I'm staring at you.
I want a sub for lunch.
Well, I thought she WAS already 14 (and that I was still 17).
^My plans for taking over the world are almost done, just upload this file...
HAR HAR HAR!!!
Blackcat is black!
Damnit, plush isn't too good for pressing buttons...
^You're mad at me now... Wait till you find out what i did to your car...
What did you just do?! (I have a weird feeling when that cat looks at me)
^Yees, YEEEEES!!! Soon everyone will be buying my merchandice and anime and manga, and they will all be conditioned into surrendering to ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWRRRR!!!!
Fear me! I'll cross your path and cause you bad luck!
^ fear me, for I taste like chicken!
I LIKE YOU! COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FUCÂKÂ MY SISTER!
^sure, no prob... (i'll bang you too, though)...
^ lazers charged %100
FIRE THE LAZORS, MAGGOT!
^ cocain is a hell of a drug
^G**d**n**, I told you to kiss my feet, you S**teating, C**ksucking maggot!
Thats M**h**f**k**g PLURAL! THAT MEANS BOTH F**K**G FEET YA WORTHLESS S**T!!!
*Jaws theme plays*
(zoom in on my face, damnit!)
^*waits for the teacher to sit down in a bed of tacks*
(really that guy looks EVIL!)
Robocat activate command: EXPLODE in five, four, three, two...
^i know you're lying and i am waiting here untill you tell me the truth...
^ sudo rm -rf /
^Um... About that child I was supposed to watch and the roast I was supposed to put in the oven... Well.... At least the roast is down for it's nap...
What do you mean no cheese!?
*ignores poster with no avatar*
to Gummster's avatar:
WE COME IN PIECE>>> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE>>> PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED>>>
(btw, avvi-update imminent :D)
Not much of a necropost, but..
I'm gonna rip my tongue off!
Allright... who put glue on my palm?
YOU! Get to the back of the line. We only got 500 children's books left...
ah, man, when's that aspirin going to kick in?....
WHY HELLO THERE LITTLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'RE GONNA TERRORIZE YOU ALL TO DEATH!
"Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!"
The imperial fleet is ready sir....
Awaiting the signal to spread mad pr0nz...
HEY, YOU, GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE PILLS YOU'VE BEEN GIVING US?!?!!?!?oneone
Note to self. Always close the door to the liquor locker...
*tiny voice from banana*
Ready the torpedoes mick...
-Aye, Aye captain...
Now we'll sink that damn apple...
WHY HULLO THAR
Do you know where my pencil is...?
Haw, I fail at captions. -nocoffee-
Aw, man...Who put the heater up this high.....
God-kitty Air Force, this is Catbriel! Obey me!
If you don't give me that book, i'll have to stab you dead...
Tsss, what is he, a cat freak?
"Every time you bring up physics in a discussion about anime, god kills a kitten."
John here is demonstrating Disco-jutsu, a mix between Martial arts and disco-dancing.
Master these arts and you will be able to defend yourselves against Shaolin shadow boxers and the Wu-Tang swordstyle...
ALRIGHT, WHO PUT ARSENIC IN THE OCEANS??
I may be pink and look cute and all, but i'll destroy a city in under a minute... grrrrr....
Don't let yourselves be fooled by my appearance, nya~!
Confusing the people by being as androgynous as possible.
And everybody was KUNGFU FIGHTIIIING, HA!
Wat? You want to join the "Super Elite Club"? Hah! You blew up a classroom during a science project, that is not super elite... good day and never come back...
"DEAR GAWD!! IT'S COLONEL SANDERS!!!"
*guitar noises* "Segnor, can choo play as fast as DIS?" *guitar noises*
Herre mademoiselle, take a look at diz PORTRAIT zat I made of moi. Iz it not prretteh? Iz it not verry, verry BEAU-TE-FYLL?
If you eyeball me like that one more time, i'll have em for lunch...
THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT, HUH!? WADDYA THINK I AM, BANJO-THE-FUKKEN-KAZOOIE!?
"yeah. i was born without a soul. donate to my charity so i can buy yours."
Yeah, let's do this!
GO TEAM!!! GO TEAM!!!
"wait....what are you eating? goddammit, george, i told you not to bring anything!"
"YAY! YAY! SETWGYAGSYTFTYGHWGDTY. Ugh... Worn out."
...oh, a cookie. Wooo.
"really....just how long are you going to be staring at me?"
"staring contest? YOU....WON'T...WIN~~"
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la la-laaaaa....
I just horribly murdered hundreds of cute, innocend and helpless little creatures...
Maybe if we could all aim in the same direction we'd be a more deadly force.
"same goes for us, guys!"
Running toward the end of the galaxy
Watch this, i can jump from one tank into another... ^_^
"this is actually just a water pistol i painted black, like in home alone 3. but don't tell anyone that."
Yesh, mashter! i am comeeng, what may i do for you? [/evil minion slur]
Go-go, power range- oh for hells' sake, we forgot our suits AGAIN.
Tsk, tsk, tsk... look at those other users discarding and replacing their avatars...
Now, my master has had me for ages and i still havent done anything to have him get rid of me...
"Maybe if we each aim in a different direction, one of us will actually hit him this time!"
Look at 'em, all trying. But none as cool as we are...
All your bases belong to us
I'M A WHALE BITCH
"am i moe? my master hasn't tossed me yet, so i must be."
du-du-du-duuuuuh!!! SUPER-eehm-green-nice-looking-eehm-THING TO THE RESCUE!!! ^_^
"i'd bet i'd get a man if i had a bigger gun. guys love girls with big guns."
AHCE CREAM! AHCE CREAM! ME WANTS AHCE CREAM!
"haruhi suzumiya--10 yrs later"
aw......and here i thought that this poster would make me dictator for sure!
"ok, keep going jeffery! size 6 by next month, for sure!"
You have absolutely no idea what I contain.
"i will find out what that folder contains. >:[ "
Ta-daah! I'm full of gorgeous shit, but my encryption is TOO MUCH FOR YOUR PUNY LITTLE SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN-ASS TO HANDLE! HA!
"ted......did you steal my tuna salad AGAIN? I FUCKING LABELED IT, YOU ASSHOLE!"
Yo dawg, imma screw this compy's shit hard tonite, mm-hmm!
"vocaloid rin, after the war"
Neeee~...would you...undo this aahn zipper for me, dear? Hm-mmmmm.
(Yay, I don't even need rule 34 for this stuff. >_>)
"now, what happens when you ask if you can 'rule-34' me!?"
God of the zipped folders q-o-p...
"and here we have this lovely anime-style portrait of an unknown young girl, artist unknown, circa 2001. shall we start the bidding at $3000?"
one folder at a time.
"we're a bit of a motley crew, but even though we fight, we always stay together, becase of FRIENDSHIP!!! *giant, cheezy smiles all around*"
Dang, DS cannot handle Zip files...
Wait! I'll get one of my emulator fangirls to do it for me!
THIS GOES UP YOUR CENSORED
I retaliate with my stylus of death.
"lookie! my post count matched who i was based off of! ^^"
I use my flame powers on you! Burn!
ITT: Missing the point of the thread.
Caption the avi ABOVE yours, not your own, oi, oi. >_>
Also: AGNAGNAGNNAGNGWANGNWGN stupid alphabet! I'M NOT DYSLECTIC I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME ACCEPTING E'S! OKAY!?"
Casualty of a fandom war
"i'm the main character, but i have the least armor! wtf?"
Fine, I'll go back to whacking everyone with my stylus.
that's a Nintendo DS? o_O
No funny captions for you, thread whore.
I SPARKLE SO MUCH IT DRIVES ME CRRRRRAYZEAH!
Oh crud, Nejin is bleeding. I didn't mean to hit you that hard...
"MAGICAL GIRL DS-TAN POWER GO!!!!~~"
Quote from: "Junpei"Ninja live by code of honour. Magical girl live by code of love. This lead to many disaster and much destruction of urban area. Honor much safer.
"and one-two-three, and one-two-three, c'mon people! stretches are important!"
-suddenly realises something-
Hang on, how do you know I am a magical girl?
Huh, no matter.
-teleports around the place a few times then launches a magic energy beam attack-
"i'm so adorable, i don't need to follow the point of this thread!! hee hee! *GETS SQUISHED BY THREAD* "
*wonders off looking for worthy opponents*
"i wandered off cause ICAN'TFOLLOWTHEPOINTOFTHSTHREAD"
srsly. caption the avi ABOVE you, dood.
tan taratan tarata tarataaaan!...
-sneaks up behind and unties bow. While Xi Wang chan is re-tying her hair, bash her with my stylus-
"it's time for youR EXAAAAM~~~~ ;010 "
"AND, FROM THE LIGHT, EMERGED: .zip FILE."
-sets cube-in-a-cube on fire with the help of my good friend Mario-
IMMA J-J-JAM THIS IN!
Is that menstruation we see right thar?
Watch me dance~
It's c-c-cold and I'm n-n-n-not wearing any p-p-panties...desu~
In the name of all things cute, stop there.
Cute is deadly
"i am the ghost of christmas SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *bash-bam-wham*"
This topic is going the same way as the what's your gender thread...
you're certainly not helping much, are you?
FALLIN' INTO A PINK HOLE, LAWD
Do you need to taste my stylus again?
This is becoming less and less of a game thread and more of a flame thread. Temporary hiatus get.
I thought the idea was to beat the Avatar above us?
*facepalm* GOD, NO, F-ING READ THE TITLE
"you don't wanna know where this has been! ^__~*"
Ooooooh, caption, I thought it read champion. In that case, what is in that Zip folder anyway?
FAITO! (spelling cute voice n_n)
"This ribbon is weighing my head down"
"i use this when i do [CENSORED] to your [CENSORED]"
"My zip is undone"
Those shoes remind me of console game joystick
They're supposed to. I am a game console.
"Who put this pole here?"
Console...I love to play it/she. ;010
"yeah. yeah. can a dolphin do THIS???"
"OH, OH, OH...PROMOTIONS!!!"
"If you've got the time, sir, I've got the place..."
Caution!!!! Any distruptive, endangering , questionable, or any kind of tsundere act can result in blood bath.
"What? Never seen a flying whale before?"
I miss my console. I left her back home in order to find a better work.
Oh hello there. Don't mind me, the flying killer whale.
like the horns, huh? i got the name of a good doctor can get you some too....
"Ooooooooooh! I got the baseball card I've always wanted! Hasa!"
"i used this to curl my hair this morning! and i used it to [CENSORED] last night!"
Oh look, I've got lots of new pics and news
YOU WILL FEED ME WITH THE FINAL WORDS OF CHARLES DICKENS.
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...ON EDIBLE PAPER.
"It's hard to look evil when it's this cold and I'm wearing a torn shirt."
it's hard to look evil when i'm 3 inches tall with cotton-candy hair.
Yay >w<! winner ticket ^^...
Excuse me! I'm four inches tall.
i forgot to quote the person ABOVE me again! this is really my brain stretched into hair. :3
I love these revealing photos.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to write here."
I'm a console yet, touch me not.
"â™ª It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky â™ª"
"â™ª I've got two tickets to paradise,
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
I've got two tickets to paradise,
I've got two tickets to paradise. â™ª"
(You may not believe this, but I absolutely hate that song, but somehow San Andreas has this earworm on the classic rock station and through some miracle of the subconscious I now like it, GAH!)
Aw geez i'm losing my hat, but I've gotta keep this epic facial expression T-T
What's all that noise, I'm trying to sleep nya~
"This was a good look for me, but someone put a hat on the poster"
Make another crude joke about my stylus, and I'll stab you in the eye with it!
Something like that.
"IDKILL... dang, ran out of space..."
What? You don't like pink?
MINE IS THE HAT THAT WILL PIERCE THE upper border of this image.
Whoever said deities had to be good?
Look the new wonder of the world. Vibrating Hands!!!!!
the neighborhood otakus keep sneaking into my bed, mommy....
Dear Sweet Awesomeness I Found Paper!!!!!
"I'm too exited to care that my hair is caught in the Hills Hoist"
Look into my cold soulless eyes and know that I am your portable GOD!
"Come on, people, do the finger dance!"
"and here we have DS-tan, of the console tribe. note her long stylus, which is probably used as a spear to hunt for food. they are mostly a peaceful tribe, only doing harm to percieved threats--wait, no, i'm unarmed! i'm peaceful, i say, PEACEFUL!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!! NOT THERE!! NOOO---"
I'm about to win a game of "Go Fish" for the first time ever!
My hands come with 3 settings other than vibrate.
"Can you give be some money, pweeeeeeeeeeessssssssss?"
Who needs a camera, I can play Advance games!
They never explained to me WHY I wasn't included in DW6. Asshats.
"bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, my pretties...."
A treasure map!
It's okay we here at the *mumble* don't bite.... hard...
santa....? iz that you....? *rubs eyes*
Finally, I've got the answers to the next test but... what's this... OMG
"What do you mean, I am out of proportion?"
ready for war... yes... just let me charge my batteries.
No. 5: "Fish, salmon, sushi!"
And here comes japan's latest handheld console cosplay, this is sure to be a great hit.
NEW, Kawaii Sushi. It's kawaii!
Hidden in beauty i await to kill you all...
I'm just an innocent catholic girl. No, really.
Son of a bitch ate my pizza. =.=
like my manicure? i can give you the name of my stylist if you like.....
"Talk about multiple personalities. There are four of us in here!"
"Where do you think she stores that big stylus of hers?...."
Maybe you just don't get it.... I shall ne'er let my rock die!!!!!
i'ma hit joo with this! :3
"Now lets see, 1/4 girl, 3/4 boy, sounds about right..."
*The next version will have 4 screens*
Jimbo, you bastard, screwing up my tea. I'LL HAVE YOU PAY!!$Â¤Â¤%@!12
"Careful! She has pepper spray!
Oh, and that big sword..."
"come, my pretties!! come!!" *flies away on stylus*
Here's a story, about a man named Brady...
"BATS! GO AWAY!"
Ima gonna draw on your face! >:3
"Is this sword big enough?"
"people touched me in bad places...."
I have Multiple Personality Disorder :P
(OT-- OMG, Alex, it's been ages since we've seen you last! Welcome back man ^^)
In the corner is the gondola man, he's my bitch.
"cirno wants YOU!!"
"And tha'ts how they became the Brady Bunch!!!!"
"THE SHIT ARE YOU FLYING OFF FOR, DAMN BIRDS, I WAS JUST GONNA BORROW SOME WINGS, DAMNIT"
"Om nom nom nom nom nom nom YEAH DAMN YOU'RE TASTY, GIRL"
WHO YOU CALLIN "LOLI"
"Little did these four average kids know that they would have to save the world!"
RAINBOW OF HAIR COLORS!!!one
"Hey yo where my loli at?"
I AM A CROW AND THIS IS MY MAD FACE, CAW
We want YOU for the Anime Liberation Army!
Nearest recruitment station: Teh Internets
I shot my finger off - you shouldn't!
I JUST PIERCED THE FREAKING HEAVENS DAWG!!...
Within this cup of coffee lies...
"I WILL USE SUPER THUNDER ELEMENT SPEED RACER LIGHTNING FORCE OHHH!!!1!!!111"
"Does anyone know why top-right-hand corner guy is laughing?"
"He won't be laughing much longer..."
The hottest game system on the market
"Nothing can stop me! I will achieve the ULTIMATE TRUTH with this camera! SORYAA!" *blows skirt away*
"Who put this portal here? I'm trying to keep the fabric of reality clean for the inspection. Was it you?"
"Hi, I'm DSi. Wanna play with me?"
Quote from: "Red-Machine""Hi, I'm DSi. Wanna play with me?"
I'm a plain old DS lite.
Oi. Thread-breaking stop. -_-
"YOU STOLE MY LUNCH MONEHS~"
"But these four strangers didn't know of the fate that was about to befall them..."
"I cost too much money for you to ever even come close to buying!"
"why is the rum gone?"
"There is no such thing as gray."
"It was you that took my nail polish, wasn't it?"
"Play with me and i'll stab you in the eye! tee hee~"
"I chew on your hair while you sleep"
"Oh, dont mind my glittering Disco Ball eyes"
"Who's endangered now, mothafucka?!"
"Warhol has nothing to say about our quad-portrait pic."
"the giant doughnut has returned...."
"Yoruuu niii tooobiidashiTENNIIIIIIIIS"
"Who am I? I am the centre of the storm. Draw your blade, cur, or die where you stand." (quote from a Tabletop RPG book i have :3)
I hates hot water TwT...
Why hello there, sir *girlish giggle*
Yes... No!... Yes... Nooooo!!!, definitely I say no...
No, I don't have a secret life as a magical girl. What gave you that idea?
P-PS2, you scoundrel!
"you enslave my people.....THIS IS TOUHOU~~~~"
"Yes, scarily enough, that is exactly what tea bagging means."
guess what I've done with this stylus? that's right! I've chosen mah pogeymanz!!
"You did WHAT with my doll collection?!"
"mm, i see unsuspecting human meat to skewer!"
I AM A BEING SUPERIOR TO COFFEE. BOW.
"Rise, rise from the depths of eternal darkness, rise and concur the earth!
How was that? Was I spooky enough? Do I get the part?"
"i'm happy and bouncy! but i've already been replaced by my younger sister~ ^^"
"are those shortcake? they seem a bit long for me and where's the strawberries?"
ah. i felt an ecchi wind
"I am not that big fat panda, I AM THE BIG FAT PANDA!"
lol, remember this scene?
"i....uh.....um......this would be a lot less awkward if you would put some pants on."
it's soo overrated
"Nobody move, I'm a loaded panda!"
"This thing isn't used just to draw you know >.<"
"Does anyone know where my glasses are?"
"i ran out of good captions!" xD
"Must keep forehead all shiny for the world to see" >v<
"Aah. Woo. I just realized, there's WIND here. We don't have that on Venus."
"Just keep staring ominously into the distance."
"What type of 'Head' make-over you would like?"
"huh.......what a pretty flower....."
"I know what you're thinking, stop it and go wash your hands"
"Its still enlarging.... O.o"
"grandma......you're really....my GRANDPA??"
"Granpa, dont tell me you wanted me to call that young lady my new granma did you?"
"i see dead people...."
"Zombies are everywhere, and they keep moaning "sex... sex...""
"dude, where's my car?"
(thx to mum for help with this)
"Domo arigato, mister roboto..."
"I just wrote a caption" xD
"Square heads for the win!"
"i got a sexy upgrade!"
"Ever wonder what a mayonnaise taste like if its been left for half a century? "
what? my hair is green?
"GANGSTA PANDA YO"
"I see gangsta panda O.o"
"wow....i look just like ME-tan.....only with glasses."
who is this guy again?
This panda is soo gonna take over the world!
"i just don't know what to say..."
are we doing it?
"Now everybody move! I want some moving target here!"
Where... is... my.... ALCOHOL!
"Do you wanna... wanna... -falls asleep- "
your DS? or me?
"i'ma okahy ta trive...i shwear. ^////^"
I'm gonna defy the law of gravity, hopefully the cops wont arrest me for this. =D
"if you want my body, and you think i'm sexy..."
"Oi! Newton! What do you think of this!"
touch.. and you're dead
"mommy, they told me I'm an amazing fox ~hic"
"you see this pen? .......i'ma eat this pen."
Quote from: "Chocofreak13""you see this pen? .......i'ma eat this pen."
its a fork >.<
"Let see if you cops can catch me if I do this!"
"you want me, but i'm lolicon. hah."
and that's what happens when you fall down an up escalator
Pah tee tiem!
"i am mysterious girl desu~"
"Are we there yet?............. Are we there yet now?"
"gimme yer cake...."
ow. ow. ow. ow
"Ahaha... ha... aha.... aha, who are you?"
"My name is GUMI!
What do mean 'the name sucks'?"
"ai uses mai sexi beam! rock on!"
Rock and RolL!
"don't drink and drive, smoke and fly!!"
Im gonna make a world record no one will be able to break off!
"My glasses are half the size of my eyes."
"i have cat ears for no reason!"
Guard Skill - Falling up!!
"Now, finally i have found you........WHERE'S MY PRINNY PLUSHIE!?"
Impossible is nothing.
"To arms, my Kittehs!"
"To infinity aaand beyooonnd!!"
"i'm the female of the prinny species. this is the reason you never see me in the game."
"This is the trials I have to go through to reach the heavens door. by falling up stairs."
Oh chicken nugget, you so crazy
"I have this apple on my head for a long while now and its still haven't fall. I am good!!"
"Hey, you. Yes, you. what you staring at? ;051 "
My hat is an apple. Your argument is invalid.
"FOR THE HOOOOORDEEE~!!"
Oh. Ah. Ee. Ouch. Uhmph. Guh. Help! ngh!
Guh. Not sleepin for 72 hours gave me a red eye and a very sensitive personality ;006
"I'm tired, how many steps left to reach up there?"
"I-I like you! N-now j-jam it in..."
"Left right, left and right. now everyone follow my lead!"
"I'm cute, dammit. Love me."
Dancin' to the left and to the right. Sbemail on a tuuuuuesday night.
"I'm watching you~ stare~"
"I will murder your family in their sleep!'
"you are feeling sleepy~ now obey me!!"
Boobies? Did you say... boobies? BOOBIES?! BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!!
"I'm going to stare at you untill you stop staring at THEM...."
"I'm gonna dance like there's no tomorrow!"
"if i win this staring contest......you will give me ALL THE PRINNYS......all the prinnys....."
I wish I had boobies so I could lure men with this dance.
"I wish i could give away some of my boobie-ness so you'd stop gawking."
"I know you're looking at my skirt wishing to see my panties, not gonna happen in this dance weeeee~"
"I know there isn't much fanservice to be had here. Stop complaining. >:[ "
"I'm doing the lightening dance, stand still there and let finish this xP"
"Where's my Juice!?!? YOU SAID YOU'D BRING JUICE---"
"If you can sync your movement with me, the time will stop moving"
Don't worry, this won't hurt... much... *glomp > explode*
"They're set to explode, in five.....four.....three....."
"We're gonna run at full speed, fuh fuh!!"
im the true form of prinnys. cute, aint i?
"Y-you wanna put WHAT WHERE??"
"Now lets try on moving target shall we, now shoot!"
"I wonder what I'd look like in red...."
RAH RAH, FIGHT FIGHT, RAH RAH, FIGHT FIGHT....
*pokepokesquishpoke*.......What? I'm bored and these things are fun to play with.
I'm flexible now, Yomi.
"i'm going to kill you now, my love......" [/yandere]
"Teacher, when are you gonna tell me to stop?"
"It took me 3 hours this morning to get my hair like this, it'd BETTER not be windy....."
"My mind is blank, you can't disturb me anymore nyah nyah"
"i-i-i-i um-um-um-um l-l-l-i-ike y-y-y-y---"
"hold still. ok......there's your spleen...."
"Lets all sing a song and dance!!"
"I want to be a REAL boy!"
"You see, it was me, Col. Mustard, in the Library, with the Rope."
"I took ALL of my medicine at once so I don't have to do it later! Yay, yay, yay!"
"Glowing Vodka May contain traces of Plutonium."
"Help, some bullies stripped me and tied a shopping bag around my head!"
"Come on, I just want to hug you."
"see these little sparks around me? THEY'RE JUST GLITTER~"
"SERIOUSLY, I'M SUFFOCATING!" *huffhuffwheezwheez*
"I stole these eyes from GlaDos!"
"They took my FACE!!!!!"
"i'm reading your SOUUUULLLL~~~"
Gentlemen, behold my post!
"I see what you did there....."
"You cannot hide...."
I'm coming around for another pass!
I want it for dinner, plz. *chew chew*
"later, when you're asleep, i'ma eat yer eyes! :3 "
"We can plzplzplz engage teh death ray nao?"
Seconds later: "Puchi puchi pachi ba-dan!"
"RADIOACTIVE VODKA: COMBINING THE TWO BEST THINGS ABOUT RUSSIA"
"We wants our preciousss back... We needs our preciouss back!"
Quote from: "Chocofreak13""RADIOACTIVE VODKA: COMBINING THE TWO BEST THINGS ABOUT RUSSIA"
Fact #342 about Vodka-kun-- erm, svx:
Most people buy their booze at liquor stores.
But I just head to Chernobyl with a shovel.
and bottles. Don't EVER forget bottles.
I like canteens because it looks cool when I blow in them. To do secret moves? Like what Auron does with his sake jugs in Final Fantasy X...
Eh, right. Captions!
"Focus, Nejin! The only way Homunculus-sama is going to hire me is if I look disinterested during the recruitment meeting. Damn, he's talking about philosopher's stones. I don't even know what those are. Is that goth girl single? What was her name again? Lust?"
"in the future, people will not drink and drive, for cars will be powered by cores made of glowing vodka."
"Dark Magic Attack? But... But Goshujin-sama, I'm not a Yu-Gi-Oh monster! I'm a care bear in training!"
"by god, i'm so drunk i can't tell a pocket monster from an overinflated piece of sugary, fluffy crap!"
Choco's Avatar: "Squirtle, squirtle. Squirtle, squirrrr..."
Onlooker: "What's she doing?"
Hei (Darker Than Black): "Every contractor's remuneration is different."
IMMA CUTE LITTLE PLANT GIRL!
I'm sorry, sir, I really messed up my hair this morning, would you, eh...please not stare so much? Sir?
"You gonna get raep'd. SUPERNATURALLY."
"Did i leave the oven on?"
Level Complete (I couldn't think of anything ><)
(yay, you revived this one! this was one of my favourites! ^^)
*sigh* yes, dear....
is that Tom Bosley? (I love family guy <3)
"Big O, SHOWTIEM!"
Said while driving past this:
"Absoult Vodka---now in Ka-me-ka-me-ha Flavour!"
"It's time. Activate the coolness aura!"
'If i smile REEAL BIG, maybe no one will notice i farted. .__.;; '
"...and that's why I should be the newest member of Idolm@ster!"
Excessive use of alcohol may cause unwanted side effects...
"The military's REEEEALY short-handed right now. So they revived the Gunslinger Girl Project."
"You've gotta try this stuff, man! Man, it's like Four Loco times ELEVEN."
"Yeah, man! I found it just lieing there. Man, three whole bottles of Absolut Vodka, and they were GLOWING like they're irradiated or sumthin'..."
(you're not supposed to caption YOURSELF, vodka-kun. >.<; )
"Our booze gives you that healthy GLOW~~~~"
"Big O, do a bankai plz"
"VOOODKAAA IIINNN SPAAAAAACEEE~~"
Jessie: "Prepare for troub--"
ChocoAvatar: "Meowth, that's right!"
"The way of the Vodka is righteous and honorable, my drunken son."
FLASH OOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
"Umm......Sir? Can I get a bigger gun? You know I can't fire anything that's shorter than me."
I am the incarnation of FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY!
(i'm still sad he's dead.)
"DID YOU GET THE MILK.......?"
(I made Freddie Mercury a luminary for my order)
Sparkles make everything better!
"I like the smell of fresh wood, so I keep my gun updated."
"Honey......YOUR EX CALLED."
"Big O, do a barrel roll, k?"
"GLOWIN LIKE THE REACTORS IN JAPAN~~"
(aw, too soon?)
"Replaced my watch with an iPod nano! Big O, update my facebook status"
"FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF DRUNK~~" xD
"I believe that gold you're holding is mine. Do hand it over."
Hi there, sweet. Take your time. You wouldn't want to spend it carelessly... *licks lips*
SINCE I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR THROAT OFF AND EAT YOUR HEAD IN A MINUTE.
"Is this where I'm supposed to go to apply for the lead role in Final Fantasy XV?"
"POWERKA, THE VODKA THAT FUELS YOUR SWEET RAVES~~"
"I just saved by switching to Geico! Full coverage! Big O, stand in front of that train, k?"
(watching big o now ^^)
"BANKAI IS ABSOLUT. NO EXCEPTIONS."
"This sparkle is actually a grenade, and the blinking of my gorgeous eyes sets it off! Oh, Q, I love you and your astonishingly dangerous devices!"
"You're gonna die, tee hee! ^^"
"I mustn't let anyone know my watch's stopped. Going to distract them with sparks and glitter."
Kraken? Yeah, it's Trev. MAGICAL TREVOR. Yes. Yes. You know what to do.
"Hey, baby, why don't we get rid of these annoying little blue squares of text and go do something...off the script?"
"Shit, lost a contact lens...."
"if i stare at it, it will disappear."
"Don't worry, after enough washes with sea water, my hair developed Crab-like Powers."
"fucking miku, forcing me to play piano.....fucking sellout."
"IMA CHARGIN MAH HAIR LAZER~"
"dont look at me!"
*you guys would not get this reference.*
(i get it slightly.)
"La la la Miss 7-tan la la Miss 7-tan"
(obscuuuure. ><; )
"...my butt iches."
".....where are my thumbs?"
"Would you please stop requesting Piano Man? I can play other songs, you know..."
*has past trauma from the past OS Wars.*
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world~~♪"
"Which one is the 'Any Key'?"
"Why isn't there more porn of me.....*sniffle*pout*"
"LA ALA LA !!!!!!"
*PLAYS ANGELIC QUIRE*
"master, there's dust in my eye..."
"crap, cant hit the pedals"
"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."
"No support? Well screw you too."
"sing us a song, y'all piano-man~"
"I may be dumb but at least i'm cute!"
'SCREW THE PIANO, WHERE THE F--- AM I?"
"Hey; I got something in my eye, can you help me get it out?"
*DUN DUN DUN DON!*
"Don't even think about it, Pedobear."
"no one forces me to do shit."
"I'm staring into your soul"
"Whatchu' Lookin' At?"
"I wish i owned a bass guitar."
"So Kawaii, you don't even notice the knife....."
"eat your heart of libwig."
"You're going to hell!"
"I learned to play from Keyboard Cat"
"sir, f13 isnt a key."
Man: "but it's a apple ke-"
"Sir, it isnt a real key."
"Have i gained weight~♥?"
"hitting one key rhythmically is music...right?"
"KAWAII POWERS, ACTIVATE~!"
"silince in piano opera for dramatic tensign powers-ACTIVATE''
"I SEE THE LIGHT~~~"
"wish i didnt forget thumbs"
"I'm like Mozart!"
*Plays "Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star" slightly off-key*
"The UN-reliable woman......what the fuck..?"
'MY PIANO IS SYMMETRICAL."
"Me love you long time."
"Now its time for me to play the piano"
30 min pass
"I am not amused"
"so, this is what master faps to...."
"Stop looking so shocked. I'm single and horny."
".......Where's my dinner, bitch?"
"I am the Baby Eye of Sauron. Fear me"
"When's my next Service Pack?"
"zero is my daddy :D "
*kirby 64 reference.
"*sigh* What is is this time...."
"nyan cat's evil counterpart."
"You want WHAT tonight....?"
"look out, a nigro brain slug!"
"I find your lack of yuri disturbing"
"You want me to do yuri. Really. Not gonna happen."
I am a cat. Yes, I am a cat! I have the ears and all! Stop discriminating peo...hum...cats because their appearance! >:[
"T-there's something there to grab!!"
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLAP!
"Look away, perv."
"I will eat your penis."
"Give me back my Pants."
"i lost my contact."
"That's right......go into the light!"
"I can see thru your clothing you know.."
I have now applied the latest patch.
I'll be off getting some children now, see you later...
"I have a nice hat; ergo, your argument is invalid"
"I'm bored. Should I disable the firewall?"
"jaaaaaredddd.......DRIIIIINK USSSSSS, JAAAAAREDDDDD....."
"am I adorable enough yet?"
"Dun look at meee........"
"c'mon... almost there... strip strip STRIP!!"
"Where is my cake?"
"I'm not gonna budge until you confess!"
"i AM TOO a girl...."
"If you wear me on your head I can make you see through inorganic stuff"
"......what the hell did i eat...."
"Rub my belly? :3"
"You want me to do WHAT with this banana!?"
"I feel like something from Minecraft"
"Oh god......why did i hold a bowling ball with greasy hands...???"
"My chicken senses are tingling -w-"
"WHY DID I GO TO THIS SITE OH GOD MY EYES"
"I have coins for paws :3"
"My school photo all 12 years."
"I can has cheezburger?"
"I feel like Brock -w-"
"My eyes.....they're going two different ways...!!!"
"I run on walls"
"Ehm srry.....eh hev eh kese ehv lekjaw....."
"To remove writer's block, fill bowl in kitchen with tuna :3"
"What IS that.....and why is it HERE? Am I in Elf's World? And what the hell IS Elf's World?"
"I switch my Boxcat to Defense Position!"
"I will be an hero!"
"I wonder if buying this Glasses of Intelligence was a wise choice..."
"Tonight, my friends, we ride.....FOR THE CATNIIIIIPPPP!!!!!"
"There are some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"
"Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here IN MY HAAAND"
"Yo; check out my cool dance moves. They're explosive"
"Did I leave the oven on?"
Cartoon physics have its advantages... and disadvantages.
"They can take away our catnip, but they will never take away our cheezburgers!"
"Why am I here again?"
"Why isn't there coins coming out of this box? It works for Mario"
"sadly, if i took off this hat, i'd expose my bare brain."
"Damn you, record player; why won't you work?"
"Whaaaaat...? I didn't murder them and use their blood to dye my hat....they FELL on that rock, i SWEAR!"
"It's time for your massage...."
"Do you think I look like I could be Jack Skellington's brother?"
"um.....thanks for telling me that amazing story about when you shit your pants that one time. it was....enlightening."
"Give me candy?"
"just thinking about how stupid you sound is making my head hurt."
Can I eat you?
"Haters gonna hate"
Oh cool your a robot, woopty doo for you.
wtf is this thing on my shoulders? my head? it doesn't look like my head.
I'm not a heartless.
"Walk like an egyptian....."
Hi, want to play a game?
"I have come for the disco"
"SPEAKERS ON MY HEAD
HATERS GONNA HATE"
Do my antenna make me look cool?
"If i press this button, my hand will shoot off my arm via hidden rockets."
Cool, can I keep it if you do that?
"Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"
Um... what are you doing.
"BELLBOTTOMS ARE BACK IN, BABY!"
"Good god what in the hell is this thing?"
"Mmm, yeah....i just sharted."
"Take me to your leader"
"i tried to sits. i didn't fits."
"YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT MY SPECIES IS CALLED"
Darn, I cant find Waldo.
"I'm too cool for a jetpack"
What are you looking at? ???
"where the hell did this dragon come from? and why is it following me???"
"FEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE" *insane maniacal laughter*
Hey look, a dancing robot doing the robot. Funny.
Side note. Hey Dustiwolf, whats your characters name?
"Haters gonna Hate~"
"This is my first haunting, so if you don't mind, I'll start"
"Did i just step in what i think i did? Greeeeeat...."
"My grandma, what big eyes you have!"
"The better to see you with, my dear!"
(....dude that was brilliant xDD)
"I'll fix your computer, but not before i pee on it because that's MY COMPUTER!! ....my computer. >>; "
"I enjoy Mentos; fresh and full of life"
"get the fuck out of my face."
Hi I'm an oddity... My pastimes are haunting and staring at the ladies on Malls
"I has a can opener :3"
"What. What are you doing. Just, just stop it. No. Stop it."
I come in piece, take me to your leader
Quote from: PentiumMMX on January 19, 2013, 02:16:18 am
"I has a can opener :3"
it's a bottle cap opener, and I didn't steal it, it slided into my bag...
double-posted by mistake, can any admin delete this mark of Me-taness of me...?
not sure if they'll show up, lol.
"that's it...just keep smiling...They don't suspect a thing..."
"I had coffee. That's why my eyes are huge"
"PERFECT FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE OKAY GUYS YOU CAN STOP THE SNOW MACHINE NOW"
"I'm wearing a Santa hat. Santa hats are cool"
I'm so embarrassed HAHAHAHAHA...
"can someone get the oil can.....my joints are stuck again......hello?"
"And now we present to you...THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF WOBBUFFET
"I have existed for 3 years, and I will exist for...um...another 3 years"
Hahaha, I laughed so hard I got a head ache, hahaha ow.
"oh shit, there's a dragon. there's a fucking dragon. why can't i move. RUN DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T I GO FASTER"
Ready for Halloween 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016
"They have no idea I just farted!"
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm hungry and your face looks tasty.
"Come along, my little dragon; we have work to do"
No, STOP, it tickles WAh!
Must... March... to... Victory!!!
"Sahmwahn......geht helhp......meh fehce ith suck....."
Question, do you need your heart to live?
"Left foot, right foot. left foot, right foot."
Look into my eyes, so i can absorb your soul.
Mutant presence detected... initiating extermination...
"Bring me a Coke. I didn't bring this bottle opener for nothing"
Quote from: PentiumMMX on January 23, 2013, 03:21:57 pm
"Bring me a Coke. I didn't bring this bottle opener for nothing"
Yay I'm in heaven...! now, where's my Pepsi please
Oh crap the cops. Just act natural.
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
"Look into my eyes, mortal. You will bring me salad"
Get me out of here! Please?
"*stare* i'm charging my lazers."
What? Muppets? I ate something like that once.
"why are my eyes black? because what has been seen cannot be unseen."
8) swag 8)
(i'd say that one's better for yours)
"i don't need to pay for cable. my head gets all the satellite signals i need. -w-"
They told me not to look back, but I couldn't resist.
"I should train my dragon to ride on my shoulder like a parrot"
Eew! Something touched my foot. Eeep!
"You DARE to hit me....? Bitch, I will cut you down and then burn you up."
Is that a challenge?
"You see this blood....? THIS IS THE CRIMSON OF MY ENEMIES"
I'm not impressed little one.
"i..i'm not crying! this is nothing!!"
Ooh blood, come little one, I will end your suffering.
"Gets back! I has a fierce!"
That's a little intimidating... hehe...
"ugh, what the hell? is this ketchup?"
You seem to be in a sticky situation. Fu fu fu
"what are you doing?" "i'm fingerpainting." "on the carpet?" "DON'T STIFLE MY CREATIVITY, DAMMIT"
Is that... hmm... interesting.
"I don't need to evolve; I can still kick your butt"
Interesting, Uh... hehe
"Frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn(if this hurts). Now roll down your collar, i need a snack."
I see greatly dreadful things in your future...
That looks like fun, can I join you?
Look at me I'm The Ninja (http://www.randycunningham9thgradeninja.wikia.com/wiki/Randy_Cunningham)
"I has a happy ^^"
YAY!!! YOGURT... wait... it's just frozen water
Just act natural
you have two choices... get the fuck off of my face, or get the fuck out of this life
This isn't happening... I've got to be dreaming...
"This is the sort of power you can't get with a Rare Candy"
"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE"
"where i come from, only one child of our tribe has the honour of going on to be a pokemon partner. THE REST ARE SLAIN BY THEIR HAND"
"I'm cooler than a fez"
What can I do for you?
"shit, my pen exploded."
Team Fortress 2 Representative
"I see you have flesh. I like flesh."
I know my place... on Prim proper posh English ladies
it's a ha I've seen being woreby english old women in movies and tv
Where am I...?
"Hello, good sir. I am the monster living in your closet"
What do you want?
IT's the EBIL MONEKEY!!!
"I have no idea what's going on....."
(also, for the record, i understood your last caption. the one i wrote was about yours, since i pictured her just saying that, possibly in lois griffin's voice.)
"I should go visit the fedora across the street"
Cant you see I'm busy?
Feed me MORE!!!
"I just erased all your porn and replaced it with pictures of MEEEEEEEE"
Look at me! I'm a lice Breeding Facility...
Come on! I just need some warm water!
Not to be rude, but shouldn't you introduce yourself before posting?
If you say so... done.
"H-hi- I'm Arch-tan- Nice to meet you~"
"I need more Doublemint gum"
Look at me! I'm Anime Green Hawkeye!
"if i keep smiling, maybe Toshiaki-san will find some use for me again..."
"I feel pretty. Oh so pretty~"
Are you just going to stand there?
I don't have all day....
Hats can talk. Right?
"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?? I LOVE YOU!!!"
"I had tea with a fedora today"
"Who the fuck is texting me? I'M ON DUTY, DAMMIT"
Just act natural
"i'm all black....isn't this a bit racist?"
"Nope, not at all."
"QUICK, USER, GRAB MY HANDLES"
"Oh, uh......guess you needed that....oops."
"Mother, Father... will you drink this iced tea that I brought from Osaka?"
"Oh hi. I want ice cream :3"
".....can i help you?"
"I am a mind-control device. Fear me"
"Hm? Oh, i was just calling in the air strike."
"Hmm... over heeeeere"
(by any chance....are you captioning your own avatar?)
"Whaaaaaaat.....? I thought she'd look better with a shaved head, is all...."
"Come on, man; it's a wild party in here"
(@Choco: I'll take that as a compliment...?)
"Yeah, time to kick it oldschool and boot up 3.1-tan!"
Umm... sir, why do you look so sad?
"Ah, ya gotta be shittin' me!"
"Guys, I found a K-Pop CD under my girlfriend's car."
Are... you two having a... tickle fight? Or, what?
(@leaf: it wasn't a compliment, it was a question.)
"ahhhhh......that was a good nap. god i'm stiff."
(@choco: I don't understand... no? No. Now I wish I never posted that.)
"The world, is my canvas, the crocodile is my friend..."
Just add hot fluid
(none of these captions even make sense anymore..... ;^; )
"Onii-chan.....nani sore....? O-chinchin desu ka?"
I is a hat.
I don't think I'd fit on your head.
"See this? This took me 3 hours to style!! THAT'S DEDICATION, PUNKS!!"
I am hat, I cause hat hair. PUT ME ON!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, A ROOSTER COMB?"
"Sore ha sou da ga , kono boroーnya ha moto takusan waha wo hitsuyou to shi te i masu !"
(That being said, this bolognese needs ALOT more waha!)
(how does that make sense at all)
"Oops...I accidentally the world....I'm Sorry...."
(I don't understand the world anymore...)
"oh look, they're handing out cookies over there:3"
(i'm serious, it's like you're not even trying. all the captions sound better suited for yours. i realize a hat is kind of hard to work with, but come on.
I think i might leave this thread for awhile....)
"Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin?"
"When I press the button on the side, it turns into an intense strobe light."
(*sigh*... I know:( )
How does your hair do that!?
"Why is the guy with da crippled face jammin' with us!!??"
(did you mean kowaii or kawaii? cause there's a big difference there.)
"Get Down, Get Funkyyyyy! Yeah!"
you better grab me up, or the wind'll take me
(BTW, weren't you saying you were to skip this topic a bit?)
(i wanted to clear up the kawaii/kowaii thing, people get those confused all the time. the latter means scary, so it's important to use the correct term. :0 )
"If i smile enough, will you please let my sister go? ;v; "
(scary, I know the difference, it's quite subtle)
yeah that's right, they don't suspect a thing. I'm really the spy!
If you use Turtle Wax in your hair, it'll get funky like mine.
(Just to make it clear, "scary" is not with a long i in Japanese but indeed is "kowai" - it's clearly different from "kawaii" when spoken out loud. "Kawaisoo", "poor thing" is more easily confused with "kawaii", though since "soo" doesn't appear right after "kawaii" without punctuation, it's a fairly cheap mistake as well.)
"Exactly what are they doing in her-- ohh, I see..."
"My rabbit senses are tingling"
"Systems on Nomimnal.... Starting Researh..."
If I stand in front of it maybe they wont notice.
"If I do those wacky motorcycle stunts the Asians do, then maybe people will notice my hair!"
Where do babies come from?
And that's Why ya don't mess with guys named Geese!
"If I act like everything is hunky-dory, then they won't suspect a thing!"
And that's why hedgehogs are lousy Videogame characters
help... me... I can't... move my... face!
now come here... let my friends help ya!
Would you mind giving me a... hand
All hail the Queen
Can you read me? NO!? Thought so.
WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST BURRITO?! IF YOU DON'T GET IT I WILL BEAT YOU DOWN WITH EACH OF MY HANDS!
This song is dedicated to my friends.
"Hear ye, Hear ye! I am a Dragon, bow before me! And what the hell is this thing on my tail?"
(her name is Ucie, the thing on her tail is a crystal mace that grew there)
This is a dream, a dream!
"THIS IS THE ARM THAT WON THE WAR!!
...pay no attention to the arm behind my back. there's no arm there. >>; "
ARRRGH!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOPITTTTT!!!
"Maybe, if i keep this pose, they'll think i'm philosophical and wise without me having to say anything. BEST. PLAN. EVARRRRR"
(She actually is quite smart)
I can't believe I did that, stupid, stupid, stupid.
(kinda looks like the animation from spirited away)
(she looks it, but that quote i made makes me laugh :3 )
"And remember kids, face AWAY from the rainbow, or else you'll go blind. :3"
Why can't I remember the emergency number!?
"I've beaten more final bosses with this arm than you can say butterscotch."
you just... strum like this right?
"Am i wearing a glove....? Yes.....?......no."
Ow ow ow ow! it feels good when I stop.
"And if you look to your right, you'll see the sky!"
Why can't I remember!?
My arm got like this when I injured myself during soccer practice.
la la la la
"I have spikes on my elbows. Your argument is invalid"
"Gimme a joint and we can set the ball rolling."
I'm so tired
"you see this fist? THIS IS THE FIST THAT WILL PIERCE THE NORTH STAR"
"I can't get this damn song out of my head >_<"
"Is.....that it? That's IT? Oh, we are SO over, Scott."
"So many flashbacks!"
"Have I grown a Third Boob?"
OMFG! I LOST MY CONTACT LENS... STOOPID STOOPID!!!
"WHO YOU CALLIN' 'SWEET CHEEKS'!?"
"I mustn't run away god dammit!"
(Will anyone give me an internet?)
"Is it just me or does this look horribly horribly wrong?"
Why, WHY!!? STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!
"DO THE MONKEY WITH ME! OH YEAH!" *puts on sunglasses and styles hair into pompadour*
"FREAKING VOICES IN MY HEAD TELLING THAT STUPID 69 JOKE!"
[insert caption here]
(also, that's not a 69, that's the symbol for Cancer in the Western Zodiac.)
(Woah, I'm kind of a moron. From the angle it kinda looked like 69 to me.)
"WHY DOES WINDOWS ME KEEP CRASHING WHEN I MOVE THE FREAKING MOUSE TO THE START BUTTON!?"
Is this thing suppose to be here?
"DAMMIT IM'A HIT JOO"
I did what? Why can't I stop drinking!?
"The jukebox in my head isn't working. I should try hitting it"
"What do you mean I can't, I already did."
"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!"
"Why can't I stop thinking dirty things!"
"AM I DOING IT RIGHT??"
Find your happy place, OW Find your happy place, OW Find your happy place, OW
IT'S NOT WORKING!
"WHERE ARE MY FINGERS!?!? IF I SHAKE MY HANDS, MAYBE THEY'LL POP OUT??"
Get out of my F#%king head!!
"Why are you looking at me like that, STOP YELLING AT ME WITH YOUR EYES!!!"
"What the hell am I looking at?"
"I am NOT wearing that. I don't care what it says in the contract."
"HOW THE HELL DID I LOSE TO METAPOD!!!!???"
"Regardless of what you say, you sir are an idiot."
"Don't crap yourself don't crap yourself don't crap yourself DAMMIT I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF"
"The smell, it's driving me crazy!" (not in a good way)
"I-I-I-I-I u-u-u-u-mm I-I-I-I--"
STOP IT! I'm not worthless! I'm not! I'm not...
"I see you!"
"Why are you so embaressed? All I said was **** your **** looks ******* hot."
"Fuck this, I'm just gonna rip my hair out!"
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Herpie Man, LP 4800, AP, 9348!"
"I'm wearing a maid costume. Maid costumes are cool"
"What. The. Fuck."
fuck the what?
"Whatchu lookin' at, perv? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS??"
"Why did I read My Immortal? Why!?"
"Yeah I carry an emergency supply of pot in my jacket big whoop wanna fight about it?"
look at me, I'm all perky... come back when I'm all broken and pathetic
"whoa, is that a blister!?"
"I just sat on a cactus"
"Yeah so, Why should I care?"
"I forgot to pack a banana ;_;"
"And... how is that my problem?"
"Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT!"
"Look all you want, fanboys! You can't touch an INCH of this catsuited body!"
"Is this what Quiet Riot meant when they said 'bang your head'?"
"What are you cowering about? Get your ass out here!"
I hope Oogie decides to skip work tonight
Where do you think you're going? GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!
"*sniff sniff* my night light burned out...."
my name isn't lacking lady, stop calling me that!!!
"I saw his dick, I saw his dick!"
"I had to put my hair up to get it into this helmet..."
(@simon: Karkat's a boy, btw)
"There's a Goa'uld in my head. Get it out!"
(I'm probably the only person here who watched Stargate SG-1, so I expect that to go over everyone's heads ^^; )
(I watched it, I just don't remember what that is. 0_0")
"Cool story bro, tell me again."
"*sniff sniff* The witch ate Hansel...."
"WTF I got eaten!? This can't be happening!"
(i'm not hansel.)
"*sniff* He touched me, and he wasn't even my priest!"
All these damn priest jokes, stop it, stop it, stop it!
"*sniff* Someone Peed in my Bed..."
"You thought i was a boy.......reallly...."
and here's a more efficient way to kill lices and other parasites
"Ugh, this is purple! I ordered White!!"
"I have the theme to Working stuck in my head"
ONE ONE SOMEONE ONE
*side-shoots working theme 5 times, gangland style*
"Yeah.....i'm gonna need you to just get on the ground and die quietly. *pulls out gun*"
Why can't I hear anything!?
me charmander... me cute... worship me...
"......honey....DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST CALL ME HONEY, YOU MYSOGYNST CLOD? OHHHHHHH, YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A BEATING!!"
I'm sorry honey, gah I did it again, please don't hurt me!
"i tried out for the part of spike on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but i didn't get the part cause I'M JUST TOO DAMN CUTE."
This isn't happening, wake up, wake up!
momma where's my coal meal?
"God, i gotta change my outfit. the other wrestlers will NEVER take me seriously in this."
"Shouldn't have had a second Ice Cream helping, now I have massive brainfreeze!"
"The war was decided, before it even began..."
"I has fire! Yay!"
Fire+Cocaine= Massive Mind Screw.
Oh, is that right. Let me ask my sister. Ada?
I wouldn't do that if I were you...
*Pulls off the commands for Rhapsody of Memories and Fermata. Had 100% Heat Gauge after a taunt.*
this thread is getting derailed again....
"Oh, did you need something? I'm kind of busy IN THIS ROBOT."
No, wait! That's the- Oragami Button...
(seriously, does this even make sense anymore)
"Wait, what? I don't CARE if it's good for marketing, i am NOT wearing a BIKINI as the new Mobile Suit Uniform!!"
(spence, I don't think you get it, you're not suppose to caption your avatar, you're suppose to caption the one above it.
@choco: that is a little boy)
"Ahrg! Too many MOSQUITOES!!"
Yay I know Fire tail...
(@simon: even MORE reason a bikini is a bad idea. :3 )
"SETSUNA USED PUNCH!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!"
Get out of my head...!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CRASH BANDICOOT!!
(@Choco- Logic has become this topic's little, 'you know what.' Also, why did you imagine Carl wearing a bikini...? He already had enough of that crap in Platinum's Gag Reel, we don't want something similar to that!)
(i barely understand your statement. and because 1. i didn't know he was a boy and 2. i'm unfamiliar with the series. i saw a robot and thought gundam. people aren't going to do the research to understand MY avatar so i assume i shouldn't be forced to with theirs.)
"Wait, what? No, no i can't lend you my homework. I'm busy. Go away."
(Spence, post about it in games general. We aren't posting reactions to who the character is, we are posting to facial expressions and actions.)
"Why am I hitting myself!? Damn nerve parasite!"
(Sorry, got carried away.)
Aren't I just the most adorable thing in the world?
"A, B, G, D, F. And number 2 is clearer, not number 1."
Why can't I get Gangam Style of out of my head?
[spoiler] (OPPA' GANGNAM STYLE!)
(Eh, eh, eh-eh, eh, eh!)
"Why are you asking me personal questions like that? I don't like talking about it..."
As a song, it's not that bad. But as a meme... Yeah, that get's old real fast.
"What? No! I didn't take your underwear!"
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just roasting up some s'mores next to your house. Oh wait...
(@Spence: You didn't caption my avatar)
"I wear glasses for the show, why?"
(@Leaf- The arrow was supposed to be the caption.)
"According to my calculations, you sir suck at guessing games."
(@Spence: Yeah, but it looks like you were only replying to my spoiler)
"You're obviously jealous of my rich and fame, I can tell by the twinkle in your eyes."
"Just how long does this hair-drying take? i don't want to be sitting here all day, where is that damn stylist!?"
"Stupid! I should have know goldfish couldn't fly! Why did I try to set it free!?"
"Setting things on fire has never looked so adorable..."
"Yes, this is my real eye colour. No, i don't bleach my hair."
"Oh, God... That high pitched noise... It won't stop buzzing!"
"One can not know the darkness in my heart, nor the reason for my blank stare."
"Hey look, we can make scrambled eggs with my tail!"
Megaman is not amused.
"Hm, I wonder when I will become just like my father."
"THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, I'M HERE FOR YOUUUUUU"
"Why can't I get this fly out of my brain!?"
(Litchi Fye-Ling, to be specific.)
"IT'S TIME TO SLAP ASS AND CHEW GUM....AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM."
AAARGHHH!! Why can't I re do dancing Samurai on my Vocaloid soft???
Ugh, the dry cleaner managed to spill grape juice allover my dress, and it costs extra to clean out >.>
"For a rookie virus buster, you're not bad. But, there's still more to be learned."
"Listen up faggots! YOU'RE TAKING MY ORDERS NOW, CAPISCE!?"
"Father I-I err... I think the computer m-m-might have crashed..."
"Father, I am Computer Program..."
("Son, I am Dissapoint...")
"This isn't working, I fucking hate this!"
"Sad Block is Sad...."
"Dory, stop singing right now, or I'll get that stupid song stuck in my head!"
"That's right, work those muscles! 110 percent, 110 percent!"
Headphones: "LOOK AT YOURSELF, MAN. YOU'RE A WINNER."
Rockman: "Yeah.....I AM!!!"
"My mind is full of fuck"
"Wh-What do you mean we have to sell a few of the books?"
"ALRIGHT! LEFT FLANK, KICK THEIR ASS! RIGHT FLANK, KICK THEIR ASS! CENTER, LET'S GO KICK. THEIR. ASSSSSS!!!"
"Why did I say that, Why!!"
"Mama, my tail's on Fire!!!" "That's normal, sweetie." "But it BURNSSSS!!" "THAT'S not normal. Let's get you to the doctor."
"Damn it! I had one simple, little job to do, and I some how manage to screw that up!"
"If I were you I'd leave while I still had the chance... *mwahahahaha*"
"Mmm, this Soilent Green stuff is delicious! What did you say was in it?"
"They soiled it"
"You're.....you're breaking up with me? MAJOR ARMSTRONG, WHYYYY??"
"Why can't I ever get good test scores in math?"
"Ders Ferd ers ser gerd eh jurs cernt sterp erting plers herlp mer"
"WHY CAN'T I FIGURE OUT WHY HUMAN CHILDREN LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?"
"you gave me a cybernetic eye, but where's my nose....? ;^; "
Do you even know what you're saying?
"Damn I wish I could read"
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why does my tail feel like it's on fire...?
"This is our newest item in our line of products, I've no idea what it does."
"huh....why hasn't this melted yet?"
"You're a fucking retard, you can't play Gamecube games on a PSP."
This is amazing, what did you put in it.
"An error has occured at exception 00014.....what the hell is this?"
"I-I'm sorry, what? Are you a moron? Why the HELL would you even do that?"
"Do you want to know where I got these SCARSSS...?"
"Shhh...my common sense is tingling"
"I-I'm sorry sir, you can't take out the dictionary..."
Well, that was a waste of time.
"Dammit, this thing is so hard to play when you don't have thumbs. Why couldn't i be a Mr. Mime!?"
EDIT: "The sad part is you're still talking."
"Wait, what? How did i end up with the Japanese version?"
"I really don't understand where your coming from."
"404 File Not Found......what?"
"We're all gonna die aren't we?"
"Hm, what's this weird burning sensation i feel...?"
"This is boring. When do we get to learn how to shoot fireballs?"
"Finally, I Got Laid!"
"Was it as bad for me as it was for you?"
"What's this crap on my Etch-a-Sketch...?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"I think I'll take a nap on this log"
GIRL, I'M FAAAAAABULOUS!
the results are in, you're gonna live
"Hm......i should probably point this tail AWAY from this sitting thing."
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
"Pretty fire :3"
"Tasteful Censoring By: Scott Pilgrim! Teaching you Life Lessons through Comicgames!"
I'm allergic to your bullshit.
"The plastic surgeon said it went really well, i can't wait to take the bandages off~"
You know, that show was terrible.
"I'm a high roller, you can tell the way my smile extends round my face."
"Oh Link, please come and save me from the evils of Hyrule.....wait, wrong series."
"I'm not very impressed by your mushroom"
"Heh, asked my date where she wanted to go, and she gave a decisive answer."
It's a pleasure to work with you.
"You're gonna love my LONG balloon."
"That's what she said, ugh"
"When i grow up, i'm gonna be a Wheezing!"
"This song is dedicated to my one love, Dr. Pepper."
"I still don't know what i am, but i'ma eat you!"
"The best time to wear a white lab coat, is all the time!"
"Hey baby, wait till you see what's under the bandage."
"Down in the Valley, the valley so low"
"I just had my 8th cup of coffee today"
"Hello? 911?, Yeah I'm drowning."
"Y-you're...breaking up with me?"
"*hums* Mix, mix, mix, mix, mix..."
Luigi, the Touhou version.
"I should buy a boat."
"I have a mecha as a hair ribbon. Arguments are invalid"
I'M ON SPEED
"They don't pay me enough for these cosplay pics, desu~!*"
"I got the skills like Jimi Hendrix"
"HelpNYAN They're shooting at meNYAN~ ;^;"
"What do you mean I can't play the uke?"
Mitt Romney my ass! *hysterical laughter*
Quote from: Simonorged on November 03, 2013, 09:54:33 am
"What do you mean I can't play the uke?"
i am under the assumption you don't know what uke means.
@leaf: "Hai, Taichou! Boku wa mahou no shitai ga junbi desu!"
//@choco: I couldn't think of the name of the instrument so I thought ukulele, probably wrong, the only other yuke I know of is final fantasy. No intention of offending anyone. OwO;
"Can't do it like me."
"What has been seen cannot be unseen"
"DAMN THIS RAINBOW SPARKLE CAT FOOD NYAN, CAN'T STOP POOTING NYAN"
(@simon: in yaoi, the seme is the top and the uke is the bottom. -w- )
(Lol, I thought it was something bad.)
"Gotta sneeze, must keep playing"
"Do you like your new haircut?"
"What......DID YOU DO...?"
"Hi I'm Taylor Swift, her is another song about some one I hate."
(do not insult the road to el dorado with her name, she suuuuucks for the most part
well, at least you didn't say hannah montana, i'd have had to kill you over that lol)
"Who's a pretty pony......I am....."
"Who needs Guitar Hero when you can play a real instrument like this?"
"Kira-kira nyangohan desu ne~! Ima sugu konyu~!"
"I got the fire! Can't stop me now!"
"DAMN RIGHT I'M JOLTEON, BITCH."
"I've got the moves like El Dorado."
"I'm going to die....."[/MrBurns]
"Do you think I care? Leave me to play!"
"Is that a train coming my way...?"
"Must run before those pop-tart hungry deathchildren catch me, nya!"
"Duz dis 'ere saund liek Rawk music ta you?!"
"Respect the Candy Bow, Bitch."
*transition point in green day st. Jimmy*
Why not. Nothing can go wrong... Right?
"I secretly replaced master's chopsticks with Pocky. Let's see if he notices..."
"DISCLAIMER: NyanCat Ltd. does not claim ownership of the sparkles flying around the edge of the screen, the rainbow, or the blue background. Using this product means accepting these terms, and not claiming either of these as your own."
"I know its around here somewhere. I absolutely must find that lost earring."
"Oh, you think i'm cute? Well, I just farted, so that's nice. ^^"
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES* Intense Voice "This is the song of my people"
"You use firefox? Guess you could use an arrow to the knee, too~*"
"We totally didn't steal Tom Baker's scarf. Honest!"
"What are you doing?!" *squirms*
"The next edition of Internet Explorer will be painted a beautiful vermillion as it is awash in the blood of our detractors~!"
Quote from: Chocofreak13 on December 08, 2013, 02:34:04 am
"The next edition of Internet Explorer will be painted a beautiful vermillion as it is awash in the blood of our detractors~!"
This is a reply only. Please caption the avatar above me..
"We have come to steal your gingerbread cookies and eggnog"
ARE YOU A WIZARD
BECAUSE IF SO I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE IN ENGLAND
Boy: The production manager wanted to cut costs, but now we can't get it off.
Girls: Don't care.
"Ben Stein lied; those eye drops didn't help my red eyes"
"ALL I GOT IN MY EYES IS DOTS!"
"ARE YOU A WIZ---[/shot]"
THIS REALLY WARM AND STUFF AND WE SEEM TO BE STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP OF BOBBING UP AND DOWN
SOME ONE HALP PLEASE
"So then I says to the guy, 'no man, you gotta stroke er' like the sweet pussywillow she is!' Ey, gimme one of those beers."
"Who's a happy fishie.....
"Welcome back, master. I've prepared a special dinner for your return. If you are wondering about any possible intruders, I have disposed of them personally."
"Why do people keep asking what I say?"
"Here's all your important papers, pictures, programs, music and other things....it's about 1gb. the other 499 gigs of porn is in the corner."
*Twitch, twitch* "Fabulous."
"You......you got me a double-decker buttercream cake for my birthday!?
BUT I WANTED CHOCOLATEEEE"
"My catnip senses are tingling"
"You'd think with technology getting smaller and smaller these days, they could shrink this huge-ass file.
*sigh* guess it doesn't matter since it's the porn file."
"ur a huge faget"
wtf is with you and that, seriously.
"Fo shizzle, gonna get on the spezzle fo'nezzle buzzle teh skezzle."
*ears twitch* "Shall we dance?"
"Little more....little more....leftleftleftleftrightrightrightSTRIIIIKE!!"
"Master, maybe with the next hardware upgrade, I can get some contacts?"
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Umbrella Corporation?"
"Hmph! Anyone with half a brain knows that they cannot beat ME!"
"I love me some brain fish~
Lovizzle the Brizzle Fo'shizzle~
Loblahbluh dah bralahb flobobobbb
It's all in the wrist
"YOU WANT POKEMONNN!!? POKEMOONSTER!! BUY NOW, LONG-FEI FLEA MAAAKETOOO!! ONLY 500 DOLLAR!!"
Aww, you're like an angry little slice of pie!
"Ash, I'm Dissatisfied with the Blatant Favouritism in this Pokemon Party."
"Am I being attacked?"
[insert avatar here]
"I'm going to be so very violent to you."
"Thinking about Half-Life 3..."
"What the hell IS that thing.....damn I wish I had brought my glasses today..."
"This isn't making my day any better."
"But what if the cake really IS a lie...!? I need to do more calculations..."
"That was the last thing I wanted to see emerging from a flowerpot..."