picked up from the DC forums. the basic point is, i post half a sentence, you complete the other half, and so on. for example:
Hank: "I never knew propane wa"
Bobby: "shed out of clothes so easy!"
i start. where can i get a f
ried pickle? They're so good
What's a p
orcupine doing on that bus? that bus is for humans, silly porcupine.
i still can't believe th
e cake was burnt to a crisp on the outside, yet still doughy on the inside
I believe that m
ayor McCheese is our lord and saviour.
It seems that th
ames cancelled the Benny Hill Show. They're going downhill
So I just bought a d
ookie shooter from Middle School Boy Monthly's Catalogue. Can't wait to try it.
sk for Brawl is scratched up badly. Guess I'll have to track another copy down...
How is it that Mr
Rooney ever catches Ferris? He's so old and slow. >>;
The Moon is lo
oking nice tonight :3
I am a monster c
raping out all nationalities of ghosts! American, French, Hispanic, Canadian- you name it.
Why did this
type of wild rosebush start growing? They don't even flower.
I can't wait to b
e king. It's good to be the king
Will you show us your super r
amen noodles, I hear they are the biggest ever.
I'm a tot
ally hip girl, i mean, all the other girls in my grade like totally want to be me. it's so the bomb.
Seems like this p
lace is really quiet. Is everyone asleep?
I wanna be the g
uy is a stupidly hard game. Seriously, it's unforgiving.
Time for me to
be the guy. I am unforgiving. I am THE LAW.
When being THE LAW you
will most probably end up violated.
Had it n
ever occured, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Hot, fresh st
eak from the grill. Delicious
usually poisonous, so don't eat ones you just find lying on the ground.
Holy shit, my ca
t just ran up the wall
Egga are ma
de of marble and duck farts. didn't you know that?
my peking duck is really f
resh. Quite nice
The History of The Last Great T
rain is really an interesting one. They're making a movie about it.
What ever happened to r
okusho after Medabots ended?
I pity the f
awn in Bambi; poor thing growing up without parents.
Dat Cat sure is h
appy. Must have found the catnip
To be a man, you must have
kintama. don't ask what that means.
people really seem to go with the typical an
tidote for healing their party
This guy are s
uch an ass, why am i talking to him, seriously.
this town sure went d
ownhill after they closed the Coca-Cola bottling plant
Hot drinks really get you
sleepy, which is why i don't drink them at night.
Feeling really h
ungry for some hamburgers
I have a huge c
ockle shell :3
Night into D
emonic screaming WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHY DID I MOVE TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
typing in 1337 can get you k
illed by real hackers, who don't have time for silly games like 1337-speak.
I once knew a y
andere girl. Trust me, hiding and successfully getting away from her, was a pain in the brain and privates.
This is what happens
when you try to force an N64 cart into the Wii GC memory card slot:
I saw a golden p
udding statue outside Daten City. I think it was dedicated to Stocking.
Really, i could give a f
riend request, but I don't really feel like it
Where bad comics b
omb Jerusalem from cars, good comics bomb Jerusalem from orbit.
The party is low on health, F
ind some Amerifoods for us quickly.
OS-tan collections is fucking s
cary, everywhere around there's F.O.E!
I think I've got an arrowhead stuck in my ne
ndoroid, I should probably get it removed.
I need a really good massage of the p
ectorals, dat workout was intense bro.
Do you even li
ck the bowl?
I wish I was an o
(@Nejin: Reply #42 on: Today at 12:24:33 AM, Hsssss! >:( )
riginal chicken sandwich.
what do you mean I ca
n't wear bunny ears to work?
So your cat wants another m
arriage? I can arrange that.
I need more m
onkeys, but the barrel is empty
Glove is a
nasty tasting candy
What's with the we
lfare states defaulting their debts without any prior warning?
Have you ever b
lown up a car? make sure not to be inside when you do.
i need some fe
Zzes for my lizards. They look cool with fezzes.
I'd like some y
why is the s
I'm-a gonna fly for
pizza, my segway is broken.
did you remember to pay th
E stripper charge?
Do you have a r
abbit? You should; rabbits are cool :3
I love this b
Itch. Bitches love bitches.
I wish for a f
uck. Bitches love fucks.
Bitches have made this thread the bit
egular set of pliers? mine are too bloody to use.
where on earth is my g
Allon of Mountain Dew? I think Cockle stole it.
Dam gurl he really needs to u
nzip dose pants, bitches want a bitching now.
Maybe I'm going overb
oard with all these ramen packets.
OS-tan Collections community is so fucking a
wesome! Granted a bit spastic, but we get along.
Now, tell me. Who does not want a
butt scratcher? BUTT SCRATCHER? BUTT SCRATCHER!!
it's amazing just how much i
love billy mays
call right now and you'll r
un the best noodle shop you could imagine.
Call right now and you will get r
aichu, for free!
Super Mario S
unshine was propoganda.
Don't be racist, be like
I invented the banana daiquiri several
I want a ma
n, NOT A BOY, SHINJI!!!
seems like it's time f
ondle the husks off the corn
Why is it that e
(how did that one even make sense)
yeball on the ground? someone put it back in a head, for god's sake.
did i leave my ke
gel exerciser lying around? i really need to find it, oh dear. >>;
Shit man, let's be s
ons of bitches to everyone on this IRC chatroom.
What the fuck did you just fu
nd on kickstarter, is this some race war thing?!
It seems today, that all you see,
is a pack of angry fanboys
I hope your stepson doesn't eat the
"special cake" you got for your sister's bachelorette party.
Al Roker really shouldn't be lu
rking in the shadows if he's not a professional ninja
He has no style; he has no grace. This
asshole needs to be taught some manners.
The line for the buffet is really
short... eh, more shrimp for me.
I like playing the uke
in this yaoi relationship.
Mmmm, hot tasty s
I am very displeased with the t
rap card you just played.
ranges are not bananas.
i really really wish you'd
pass me some more of that special jello of yours! ^^
I just bought a booster pack of
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged cards. I hope I get Slifer the Executive Producer
Queen Beryl did a very bad thing when
she made out with Sailor Moon's boyfriend, that wasn't cool bro.
Holy crap that h
ot dog was spicy.
I wonder what would happen if th
is cherry bomb went off in the school's toilet.
You'd better make sure that ch
eats are turned off, or else you can't see the ending
Add a teaspoon of g
round butts to the recipe for flavour.
Open Mouth, Insert
Fishsticks and custard
Behold, my floating masterpiece; the E
lucidator, SAO's most badass sword.
Now come, and lick my Sword Co
I'll destroy you and the
little dog too, eh heheheheheheheh!!!!
Ladies drink free, Guys
Red Bull gives you
quite the erection. Why you're drinking it at the board meeting is beyond me.
Oh shit, i just sent the company newsletter to my
mom. I hope she doesn't bring up my employer at Thanksgiving
People are not allowed in the
Dog Park. You may see hooded figures in the Dog Park. DO NOT approach them.
Milk, Eggs, Flour,
Fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped dirt, fish-shaped solid waste, candy-coated peanut butter pieces that are shaped like fish, and a book entitled "how to kill someone with your bare hands"
The following program is brought to you in
WHY IS THERE A PIG IN THE
ATTIC? IT SEEMS LIKE A RANDOM PLACE TO KEEP A PIG
My milkshake brings all the
gas, lactose intolerance sucks.
Typing is really ha
ndy when you get used to it
Look at my horse; my horse is
actually a Donkey.
They're not frightened by my rev
olver. They should be
I don't feel that I'm feeling your
feelings the way that you're feeling my feelings. and for that matter, stop feeling me up.
Too much stuff and not enough
of the timey-wimey stuff
You can always judge a man by the quality of
his penis. Just sayin'.
You should have told me beforehand that you were secretly a
cute loli. I would have brought you ice cream
Daleks do not
have butts, but we can fix this.
i really wish i were a li
ttle moeblob ^_~
Helpless people on subway trains scream bug-eyed as he
breaks out into show-tunes.
Extra, Extra! Read All About It! Big Reporter Caught With His
The mean old levee taught me to
waggle my finger at dem youngin's. YOU DAMN KIDS
AND IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT, YOU'LL SEE
A STATUE OF WEIRD AL STANDING NEXT TO A REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, while
Mr. Whipple's still alive.
And Believe Me I Am
Totally Not High Right Now
One day I want to