Above poster posts answer
bottom posts are the questions.
Poster 1: A. MY BALLS!
Poster 2: Q. "What is you cake made out of?"
A: MATT DAMON!
But that's just...jeopardy.
Q: Who won the unofficial award for least appetizing way of eating pizza in the annual Actors' Guild competition?
A: A manbearpig.
Q: what is Steven Spielberg's next new major motion pic?
A: The Whitest Black Guy You Know Attempting To Rap.
Q: What is Marshall Mathers with a tan?
A. Juggling Chainsaws Naked.
A: Lump of Itchy Flesh.
Q: What is a "fun zone"?
A: "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night."
Q.what is what nerds say whist telling his friends when he is about to get laid?
A: The larch. The. Larch.
Q. What is an Alfred Hitchcock Film?
A: Alfred Hithcock: now with Double the Cock.
Q: What is a lame sexual pun?
A: A cat in lingerie
Q: what is a girl's _____
A: Its sweet and hot and your heart goes 'badump' x2
Q: WHAT IS A CINNAMON BUN
A: breathing life back into the dead.
Q: What are zombies?
A: unexplained levitation.
Q: What is the "moon jump"?
A: kid-powered anti-gravity shoes.
Q: What are rocket boots?
A: Daikon selling Daikon.
Q: Yo dawg, do you like Daikons?
A: liver pate.
Q: What is served with onions?
A: He's a High-polluting, Rootin' Tootin, Son of a Gun from Arizona.
Q: Who is Captain Planet's redneck brother?
A: An Underground Farm.
Q: What is an alien ant farm?
A: a sleeper agent.
Q: What is the opposite of an insomniac agent?
A: the act of throwing rotten meat.
Q: How I Mine For Fish?
A: The One Ring.
Q: What is the title of a crossover between a Japanese horror film and a novel by J.R.R. Tolken?
Q: What is the best?
A: Gold-plated tinfoil.
Q: What is Iron Man made of?
A: a question.
Q: What is an answer?
Q: What do you get when you're bitten by a radioactive leopard?
A: man-eating teddy grahams.
Q: What is a cool way to die?
A: whitefish topped with crab.
Q: What is a seafood orgy?
A: atomic wedgie.
Q: What is the best way to split an atom?
A: The Act of Drinking Industrial-Grade Acid.
Q: What is heartburn?
A: personal tentacles.
Q: What is on Davy Jones' face?
A: Burning Cola.
Q: What is the opposite of a fancy cell phone through the night?
A: Skin Cells.
Q: What are little girls made of?
A: two cats in a box.
Q: What do you call two cats in a box?
A: creative answers.
Q: Stupid questions?
A: computer car.
Q: What did that CD-ROM drive?
A: an awesomely lame pun.
Q: What does Ikutsuki, in Persona 3, make a lot?
A: a burnt tongue.
Q: Why is it a bad idea to lick a stovetop?
A: Tentacle Monsters.
Q: What are Tentacool?
A: Sunshine and Ass Rainbows.
Q: What is love?
A: Baby Don't Hurt Me
Q: Why is this song so catchy?
A: Stucco Walls.
Q: What are Stucco Walls?
A: uncreative responses.
Q: What are uncreative responses?
A: WRITER'S BLOCK
Q: What do you call a cat taking a nap on your notebook?
A: battery-powered brain.
Q: What do robot zombies crave?
A: La Pistolera.
A: teenage relationships.