Alright, so after changing the title of this forum section a bit to liven it up a bit, I stole this game idea from somewhere else... Let's see if this takes off at all... ^^;
Instead of role-playing, we're simply going to play a bit simpler game. The idea is this: the first poster posts a phrase containing a situation, beginning it with "What would you do if", after which the next poster gives his/her answer and posts another situation. The third poster answers the second poster's question and posts his/her own again, etc.
Example:
Poster 1:
What would you do if your house caught fire?
Poster 2:
I'd make sure my manga collection's safe before anything else.
What'd you do if you got rich?
Poster 3:
I'd buy all the ice cream in the world.
What would you do if... etc. etc.
Alrightie, so I'll begin. ^_^
What would you do if you found out a major conspiracy against the government?
join in and see if i could become world leader ..... like tht i think
err do i have to ask a question now ....
Aye, Q4-san, your turn to ask a question. ^_^
Does it have to be the person that awnsered that askes the next question?
If not:
What would you do If zombies invaded your country?
I feel this is a very important question that everyone should know the awnser to.
Well, basically it's always so that the one answering the earlier question also posts the next one, but we can make an exception in the beginning. ^^;
I'd trust an international operation to salvage the situation. :D
What would you do if you were offered the chance to change something in your life?
ask them to change the one thing, then come back in a disguise and ask to change another and keep on doing tht.
if the world was abt to end, what would do in the last hour?
y do this happen to me .... the topic goes end
change my answer
i would change so tht i don't exist and then ask to see how life would be will out me
change question
if u where goin to kill some1 who would it be?
I wouldn't kill anyone, really. No matter how often I get carried out giving out threats, I'd never kill a person. :|
What'd you do if you were appointed to a responsible position, which you'd know you weren't really qualified for?
As always, Pitkin helpin' makin' the site alive. Keep it. I would, but i must wait until i have Internet on home, or at least close to it. Oh well.
for the question of pitkin:
I'd reject it. Its pointless trying to do something you REALLY know you cant do. I'd try to help chosing someone who would be cualified to for that position.
ok, here goes my propose:
"What'd you do if your country was under an unexpected invasion from another country? (dont bother thinking what country...i dont want to offend anyone)" <---that'sa question that always have been in my mind... ;026
first, I'd buy some remmmington 270 rounds for my remmington700, and I'd organize a milica and fortify a strategic building, see if I could brake a deal with the invaders.
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what would you do if you were a clirk at a store, and its held up at gun point?
Well if I still have my current training, Id perform a text book disarm, grabing his pistol and twisting it against his hand, breaking his finger stuck in the trigger well, yank back and point his own gun at him.
If you could live in any time and place and be what ever you want there what would it be and why?
it would have to be japan the age of the Samurai 1333 - 1573 ....... i want to be a samurai ......
If you could be in any anime or manga show which would it be and y?
I'd like to be a character in Magic Knight Rayearth, for the simple reason that I'd most probably be either a cool magician or swordsman then. Most characters in the series are really neat. ^_^
What'd you do if OS-tan became a real anime series in telly and got more popular worldwide than any other before it? :p
i would buy the all the merchandise, even the apple mac glow in the dark socks lol .. and i think it only a matter of time till they get there own tv show.
now hey my question .. if ur had i wish and u had to wish for something evil or bad to happen wht would it be?
i going to start this up again
I'd wish to break my right foot. No need to feel bad for causing trouble for others, plus it'd give me an excuse to slack off for a few weeks. Broke it once in September '04 already, though. ^^;
What'd you do if you were the leading collector of OS-tan (the most popular anime show by now) collectibles, but couldn't find the Apple Mac glow-in-the-dark socks anywhere? :D
Pitkin don't think such thinking ... i no u hate mac but even i know there will be glow in the dark sock (GITDS) ... don't scare ppl like tht pitkin ... i don't like this dark side of ur Pitkin ... i need some tea ... and well if they didn't i will have to send a letter, my letter will make them make GITDS.
wht if there was a law saying the u couldn't be british, Pitkin?
i know tht hurt u, c i have an evil side too lol .. no more tea, no more funny clothes and no more footballer team ... and other great british stuff
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Pitkin British car ... this is wht u get when ur british Pitkin
when u have the money of course
There can't be such law! Ever!! *hits both of his fists against the table numerous times*
Ahem, wouldn't move me. I'd apply for the Botswanan nationality.
What'd you do if everything you touched with your hands gave you an electric shock?
i would keep on touchin everything, even ppl lol...
if ur were to play a bad guy or girl in an anime/manga, who would u play?
uuuhhhh... I'd be...errr...difficult decision...I think I'd choose to be...Leonard Tesstarossa, from FMP, even thought I'm not completely sure if he's completely bad. On the other side, I think a Suigintou is fine too (but she's woman, so its discarded from this question)
If you had to fight against...errr...let me think...a swordsman...NO! I know!! against 95-tan, what weapon would you choose? (not fire arms or any other modern arms...that include computer viruses Ã,¬Ã,¬)
Leaving aside the fact that you'd need some really good skills to be victorious...
:D
Gimme a Keyblade anyday, foo!
What would you do if you were forced to fight against Chuck Norris and Mr. T with no possible escape?
I'd call Godzila...and Batman, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan, Indiana Jones, The care Bears, Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson), Mario, Sonic, Santa Claus, The De Lorean from "Back to the Future", Goku, tobias, lowtax, R2-D2, C3PO, al the Jawas in tatooine, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolinni, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger (from the whole 14 seasons...), Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Captain Hook, Harry Potter, Han Solo, PacMan & Mr. Rogers...along with their counterparts from the others 3 parallel dimensions (its a shame that the 4rth dimension its destroyed...dang, Just when I was ready to conquer it) for help. I'd be a really bloody battle, but there's a small chance (.01%) that I'd survive. On the other hand, If I add Saber and 95-tan to my army, maybe there's a good chance to survive...
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What would you do if you were given a chance to fulfill a desire? (really original question, right?)
at first I would think abt, if i should and then do it ... become an angel and destroy the all living things .... a disk best served cold
if you became a super hero wht would you call yourself ... oh and wht colour costume would u wear?
I would call myself Mr. X-ray or something. My costume would be originally black but has the ability to camoflage me.
If you knew you could do anything, what would you do?
Id see my dad again. I thought about that question for a while, debating all the cool things I could do, but none of it would really mean anything in the end, but one more chat with my dad would be the one thing i could do that I would cherish forever.
I soppose thats assuming you ment if you could do any ONE thing huh?
If you could go back in time with modern day equipment and change or do any one event in history what would you change, how, and why?
QuoteIf you could go back in time with modern day equipment and change or do any one event in history what would you change, how, and why?
I would go back in time to 1979 and kill the first Ayatollah and take control of Iran. Why? Because if I ruled Iran, it would become a modern nation, and not the autocracy it is today.
If you could go back in time and prevent yourself from doing something, what would that thing be and why?
Quote from: "NewYinzer"QuoteIf you could go back in time with modern day equipment and change or do any one event in history what would you change, how, and why?
I would go back in time to 1979 and kill the first Ayatollah and take control of Iran. Why? Because if I ruled Iran, it would become a modern nation, and not the autocracy it is today.
and you just broke the chain... ;019. You're suposed to make another of those "If you could..."
Just edit it ;010
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Aside that, It's a good election. You'd have saved a lot of troubles in this days (there won't be problems about the nukes, Siria/Hezbollah wouldn't receive weapons from them, one less extremist teocracy, etc...), and they would be the only country (aside the US) who would still be able to operate F-14's :D
Okay. I've regained my composure. Here's my next question:
If you could go back in time and prevent yourself from doing something, what would that thing be and why?
To have gone shopping this year for my bro's birthday. I ended up in hospital for a couple of days and have a big scar on my forehead since I somehow was involved in a traffic accident on that day.
What would you do if you suddenly find yourself in North Korea with only the clothes you wear and 5 USD?
I would find a major road, make my way south, eating whatever could be found on the road. By the time I reach the border, I would sneak into the forests, and find a safe place to break through. Once I made it to South Korea, I would find the nearest settlement, use the $5 to make a phone call to the US Embassy, and then they would find me some transport home. Probably I'd be dead before I would find a road south.
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If you had two cows, what would you do with them?
mmmm hamburgers. Alot of Hamburgers. and steaks. and ribs!! bwahahaha!
if you could be anything, and I mean leitteraly anything what would it be? COuld be an occupation, an object, a person, anything, but you have to explain why you would want to be that.
Natalie from Cory Doctorow's "I, robot" (http://www.infinitematrix.net/stories/shorts/i-robot.html) it would PWN to exist 3422 times and in a distant future like that!
What would you do if you woke up as person of the other gender?
Id explore everything about being in the other gender.
What would you do if you woke up dead?
Decompose!
What would you do if you were on a plane, and there were snakes on the plane?
if one comes near me, catch it and then put it in the toilet of the plane and flush :smoke:
What would you do if it was 5 am and a friend said he'd reply in the RP one is involved soon? ;003
I would wait anxiously. Wait, refresh, wait, refresh, refresh, refresh, resfresh, refresh, collapse, sleep. wake up, refresh, try to remember what you were doing before you slept.
What would you do if you only had $10, a shack, and... uh... a corn dog?
Eat the corn-dog, use the $10 (Ã,£6 for my in the UK) to buy some cheap clothes and look for a part time job while I lived in the shack.
What would you do if you lived in your favorite anime program (state which program please)?
Wonder why the colors are like in a candy store, run amok when realizing at that time, they had no internet (Captain Tsubasa is the anime BTW).
What would you do if you were offered a job at Microsoft or another company, you severely hate?
Use company time to watch anime and browse forums, while getting "paid" for it.
What would you do if video games were banned in the U.S.?
Laugh about the silly Americans (I am German) and start a telnet server for nethack so they can have at least some games!
what would you do if the possibility to upload your brain on a server would just have been invented?
I'd upload it only if the server is stable and I feel like I'm having a lucky day. Otherwise my usually bad luck could wipe out the server and I could lose my brain and everything I learned! And I'd be darned if I have to forget all the random trivia and factoids I know!
If you were stranded on an island of chocolate, cotton candy and fire-breating dragons and the only things you had with you were the clothes on your back, a toothbrush and a spare tire; what would you do?
I would use the fire-breathing dragons to melt the chocolate and stick it to the spare tire. I then would make it into a raft and sail off, id use the toothbrush to clean my teeth.
What would you do if you would yourself falling into a black hole?
QuoteWhat would you do if you would yourself falling into a black hole?
I wouldn't do anything! If I were in a black hole, the gravity would compress me intoalittlepancakethesizeofadime...
As for my question:
If you found yourself in Japan, what would you do?
I would ask for directions to the nearest ramen shop and have some authentic Japanese ramen!
What would you do if you were stuck in a parallel universe full of evil clones and there are no good TV channels or high speed internet there either?
Do you mean the 1980's when there were IBM PC Clones, bad TV channels, and internet was overpriced, slow, and at the evil command of Compuserve? If so, I would buy myself a Commodore 64 and tell Steve Jobs how small Apple's market share would be in 2006!
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If you could be in any anime/manga series, what would it be and why?
Pokemon!!! I would love to live with all the cute and adorable pokemon. The Pokemon World is such a peaceful one. Plus I could hang with Ash and Brock :D I could MAKE A LIVING with Pokemon.
Next!
If you were to turn into a gaming console to best desribe yourself, which console would it be?
XBOX 360. Modern, powerful, smart, interesting, sometimes glitchy, and expensive. That's me in a nutshell.
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All the quizzes and polls and statistics from other threads aside, what OS-Tan are you?
XP-tan desu .-.
What anime/manga world would you NOT want to live in?
FLCL
I would hate having things grow out of my head, and getting hit with guitars no matter how awsome they were...
What would you do if sanity was only optional in this world?
I would walk around on the streets saying:
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
"The wave of the future"
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Have you ever identified with a particular anime/manga hero or heroine?
Hmmm, im not really sure. Probably the guy out of Tuxido Mask from Sailor Moon. He is tall, smart, sophisticated and got a way with women...
Though my sistor think im Keitaro from Love Hina, i wish....
To live in a hotel with all those lovely girls its like a dream.
What would you do if you were on a plane about 1500nm off the coast of Shannon, Ireland and you ran out of fuel?
(There is an eastbound wind at 20kts ground level)
Accept my fate...nah, I'd just hit the reset button on my life and reload at the last save point...
...oh cr@p I saved on the plane!!!
well, then I'd just accept whatever fate I get...
what would you do if you could use one (and only ONE) ability from any anime/manga/video game?
Oh, i cant remember which anime its from but some guy had the power to suduce any woman he wanted. Ill have that please...
What would you do if the uglyest person you know asked you out on a date?
QuoteWhat would you do if the uglyest person you know asked you out on a date?
Accept her proposal! If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out! What do I have to lose! However, this is putting into consideration that I:
-am a virgin,
-have no girlfriend,
-would feel honored if I would be punched in the face by a hot woman!
QuoteWhat would you do if you were on a plane about 1500nm off the coast of Shannon, Ireland and you ran out of fuel?
Divert to Iceland/Greenland!
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If your life was made into a manga series, what genre would it be?
QuoteIf your life was made into a manga series, what genre would it be?
Oh, well here are 2 answers:Fictional: I would be the lead role in a manga similar to Love Hina but also with elements from Midori no Hibi, Chobits, Cowboy Bebop and Full Metal Panic. Definatly an Ecchi.
Reality: This would turn out to be a mix Drama, Romance, Comedy and Slice of Life. The story would be a romantic one with heartwarming touch.
What would you do if you were a Q?(Star Trek related, use Wikipedia)
QuoteWhat would you do if you were a Q?
(Star Trek related, use Wikipedia)
In other words, what would I do if I had godlike powers?
Advance mankind's technology by about 10,000 years, send an alien invasion after the Earth, and make a movie about it (With the Earth winning, China being destroyed, and MORE JAPANESE GIANT ROBOTS)! It would gross more than Gone With The Wind and Lord of the Rings combined!
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If your life was made into a manga series, what genre would it be?
To answer my own question, I'd have to say that it would be farking boring. However, considering that most manga is not boring and life is exaggerated beyond all possible belief. It would be the story of a pathetic main character, not very strong, smart, and with prospects of romantic conquest, but none to speak of. Then would be the point in which it becomes unrealistic. Some event happens that puts him in close quarters with women. He loses his fear and succeeds, with tons of laughs along the way. Basically the same plot as Rozen Maiden, Mahoromatic, and Love Hina.
*Thinks*
Crap. Now I'm out of ideas. Gotta start thinking of a new topic for my novel...
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If you knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything (not 42), what would you do?
I would cease to exist.
The whole point of human existence is to keep seeking out questions. And if there were no questions left to be answered, then why exist on this realm of thought?
I you had a semi-automatic, a rabid weasel pet, and a mall full of zombies what would you do?
Oh, yeah smart zombies...like from shawn of the dead...they don't die...period, they just keep coming back for more.
QuoteI you had a semi-automatic, a rabid weasel pet, and a mall full of zombies what would you do?
Release the rabid weasel into the crowd of zombies and shoot as many as I can. I'd be dead really soon, but it would make a great movie.
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If you knew you were going to die in exactly 11 months, what would you do?
first of all: get the money, which is currently in long-term accounts, start eating without caring about my health, start programming as if there is no tommorrow and go down in history as genius OpenSource programmer :)
What would you do if Kami-Tux (the bearded penguin, not the user) would suddenly standing in front of yuo and appears to be very pissed off!
QuoteWhat would you do if Kami-Tux (the bearded penguin, not the user) would suddenly standing in front of yuo and appears to be very pissed off!
To quote Eric Cartman:
"I'm gonna kick you in the NUTS!"
Seriously, I would run like heck! How fast can penguins run?
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If a few scofflaws hijacked the subway train you were on, what would you do?
QuoteNext Question:
If a few scofflaws hijacked the subway train you were on, what would you do?
kick ass and take names ;006
Now what would you do if one day some "black suits" appeared at your door for no apparent reason?
Point to the house next door and say "Those are the ones you're looking for!"
What would you do if you woke up one day and found out you were married? -_-;
QuoteWhat would you do if you woke up one day and found out you were married? -_-;
I hope you mean to a woman! Seriously, it would not be that bad. I can barely get a date, so there would be some upsides! As some guy once said, love develops over time. If it didn't work out after three months, I would divorce. I don't know how wise the drunk me is, but I have a feeling he would be more logical than Tom Cruise.
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If you had an old computer running Windows 98SE, with 64MB RAM, 20GB hard drive, a CD burner, CD drive, Floppy Drive, and ZIP drive, what would you do with it?
Lol, sounds almost exactly like my old computer...
Download more anime, burn it as I download more (on a 56k mind you), therefore saving space...
Draw on Photoshop at an excruciatingly slow speed
And.... stab AOL with a big knife.
What would you do with a BA in English?
(Wonder if anyone knows where this came from...)
QuoteWhat would you do with a BA in English?
Become a high school professor.
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What would you do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex?
QuoteNext question:
What would you do if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex?
i'd scream then do dirty dirty things ;011
What would you do if you had incredible hacking skills?
I would hack security systems to test them and if I found a way in i would inform the company. Hopefully I would get a reward.
What would you do if you had an evil twin?
Evil twin, eh? Let me think...
*thinks*
I'd probably get in a lot of trouble for his vargaries! Seriously, I wouldn't know what to do with an evil twin. Games for the domination of the world, I suppose?
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What would you do with One Million Euros?
Convert them to US dollars and go on a huge shopping spree!
What would you do if you accidentally walked into the wrong locker room?
depends on if anyone was in there and (if there were) that person(s) reaction.
What would you do if you were trapped in a mall filled with zombies and a few surviors? ;013
I'd head straight for the food court and chow down, then have a nice nap beneath a mound of discounted garments on a table in a clothing store.
Question: What would you do if your doorbell rang and you discovered that standing on the threshold was one of the OS Girls (your choice)?
;hi
=^..^=
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Question: What would you do if your doorbell rang and you discovered that standing on the threshold was one of the OS Girls (your choice)?
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Id invite her in and ask if she wanted a brew, the rest would be up to her...
What would you do if the most popular girl/boy (depending on your preference you know asked you out?
Answer:I don't give a stuff for the popularity of people. In fact, I've no idea who's popular and who's not in the university I attend to.
Well, if someone asked me out, I'd most probably be flattered and accept. Just going out doesn't mean anything, aye? I like making friends, but am not too good at beginning a discussion, so this'd really be a chance.
And a question: What would you do if you were approached (in a polite enough manner) by a member of the sex you're NOT interested in (bisexuals, I'm sorry, but it'd be unfair of you to answer this)?
Quote from: "Pitkin"And a question: What would you do if you were approached (in a polite enough manner) by a member of the sex you're NOT interested in (bisexuals, I'm sorry, but it'd be unfair of you to answer this)?
As someone with experience in this field, I think you should politely decline. If they fail to accept that answer force may need to be used to make them hate you and leave you alone.
Question:What would you do if you could drag any anime character you wanted out of your screen into real life?
QuoteWhat would you do if you could drag any anime character you wanted out of your screen into real life?
This answer may not surprise you, but the reason is odd. I'd choose Naru from Love Hina. The reason? I need a punch in the face every now and again to get my libido back to normal.
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If you had a tank, what would you do with it?
Drive it through my neighboorhood to show all those bratty kids in my neighborhood who is boss! And maybe drive it through town all cool and nonchalant while the others stare blankly and frightened like they saw a ghost- or a military tank driven by a maniac in an otherwise normal city!
If someone paid you 5 million dollars to eat a pinecone, would you?
A pinecone! That would tear up my insides! Even though the 5 million dollars would offset the cost of the surgery, I still wouldn't do it! My answer is heck no!
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What would you do if you walked into your bathroom and a member of the opposite sex were bathing there naked (I know. I'm such a perv)?
*thinks*
It's late. I better get to bed. I've got quiz bowl tomorrow at CMU, so I'll see yinz tomorrow!
QuoteIf someone paid you 5 million dollars to eat a pinecone, would you?
let me think... HELL YES!
What would you do if Tiger Woods offered you golf lessons for free? ;013
1. I'd ask her if she'd like free golf lessons from Tiger Woods!
2. I'd say "Yes, thank you!"
Question: If you were to write a novel earning you the Nobel Prize for Literature, what would have been your book's plot and/or theme?
o_o
=^..^=
Answer: The book would be a lifestory of a depressed person located against his will in the most centric place in the world, after not having been allowed to die graciously in battle earlier.
No, that wouldn't bring me a Nobel. :D
Question: If you were an anime character and had to choose one of the 'less-natural' hair colours as your own, which one would it be?
I've always had a thing for blue hair, so it would have to be that
Question: If you could be the only person on Earth for a day, what things would you do?
*slips in, unannounced*
I'd probably sing "The Lumberjack Song" in Times Square!
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What would you do if you could control the minds of people over the internet?
QuoteWhat would you do if you could control the minds of people over the internet?
Ohh let me think, I could probably use them to transfer money to my bank account. Let me beat them at BF2 to rank up and if there are any fit girls hotwire their heads to think im the next best thing since sliced bread.
Question Time:If you could own any mega-corperation, which would it be?
QuoteIf you could own any mega-corperation, which would it be?
The Virgin Group! Hellz yeah! Airlines, records, cola, trains, they've got about everything I'd want! Who wouldn't want billions of dollars and an image that screams "playboy"!
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If you could travel to any time period (in the past), what would it be?
QuoteIf you could travel to any time period (in the past), what would it be?
the 1950's. Lol i'd want to see how many people would call me a communist before i snapped ;011 ;013
If you could go on a date with anyone (male or female) from any time in history, who would it be?
Helen of Sparta, oftentimes erroneously referred to as Helen of Troy. (She was Greek, not Trojan, born and raised in Sparta; and although she wasn't a Trojan, she spent some time at Troy thanks to that Paris guy.)
(http://flyvapnet.com/myPictures/History/SophiaVasiliou01.gif)
Sophia Vasiliou as "Helen"
:smoke:
Question: If you were offered ââ,¬â€ free of catches and charges ââ,¬â€ an all-expenses-paid six-month vacation at an Oceania island of your choice, which one would you choose?
o_o
=^..^=
QuoteQuestion: If you were offered ââ,¬â€ free of catches and charges ââ,¬â€ an all-expenses-paid six-month vacation at an Oceania island of your choice, which one would you choose?
That's a tough question ^^; Well i'd say new zealand cause it's really pretty and nice but i wouldn't turn down Australia either.
What would you do if you were elected president of the USA? ;013 ;015 ;014
I'd have a really crazy wild inaugral party involving moshpits, crazy pyrotechnics, rabid frat boys and dancing giant fighter robots as well as have rockstars, dancers and standup comedians peform, oh and why not invite leaders from other countries too to joing the party and even the join the fray in the moshpit? :D That'd be an interesting way to work on relationships with other countries!
As said in The Matrix: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
Which would you choose?
the red pill. a life of mediocrachy isn't a life i'd want to live.
If you were a jedi, would you follow the dark side or the light side? ;013
The light side. It's too trendy to be all evil and crap like that, so I decide to side the light. ^__^
What would you do if you were offered a share in a major construction project aiming to turn the Outer Hebrides into a hugely popular beach resort?
QuoteWhat would you do if you were offered a share in a major construction project aiming to turn the Outer Hebrides into a hugely popular beach resort?
Id take it, hopefully all 49% of it and wait untill its worth something big and sell all my shares. Millions here I come...
Question:What would you do if you were offered Ã,£500 (or local equivilant) on a new computer?
Not take the money as it is probablly a scam to get me lured into somewhere so they can kill me. Who, I have no Idea...but I'm semi-paranoid so it doesn't matter does it?
What would you do if I had never of come back?
QuoteWhat would you do if I had never of come back?
Not sure, probably done the same as id ever done as im not one of your best mates, yet...
Question:What would you do if you fly?
(Im running out of ideas)
Assuming you mean having the power to fly, I could fly from class to class avoiding being caught in the hall traffic at school! But of course there are so many ways to use (or abuse) such powers of flight!...
What if you woke up one day with a 5 ft-long beard?
Assume I've slept for 20 years (Rip van Winkle). And go see the world of the future...and complain how it's nothing like the people of the past wanted!
What would you do if you could send yourself (meaning your mind) to other worlds/universes (such as movies/ anime/ video games/ manga)?
i'd be a very happy happy person XD! i'd live the evagelion universe and marry Asuka *swoons* mmmm....Asuka *drools*
;010 ;013
anyway, what would you do if aliens came to enslave human? o_o
Quote from: "brougeXP22"i'd be a very happy happy person XD! i'd live the evagelion universe and marry Asuka *swoons* mmmm....Asuka *drools*
;010 ;013
anyway, what would you do if aliens came to enslave human? o_o
Id make a deal with them to help them and in return get as many woman slaves as I want. Not really, id steal a ray gun and have a BF2 style war against them...
If you could control people with the power of your mind, what would you do?
I'd make everyone respect me and become my minio-- err... friends! Yeah! Friends... minions...
If some person paid you 1 billion dollars to kill another person, would you?
QuoteQuote from : Aurora Borealis
I'd make everyone respect me and become my minio-- err... friends! Yeah! Friends... minions...
If some person paid you 1 billion dollars to kill another person, would you?
I would first do alittle research on who is being killed and for what reason. But if the government asked me to, I'd have it done faster then anything.
What if you could remember each of your reincarnations?
Quote from: "Ultimaninja"What if you could remember each of your reincarnations?
As a non believer in God or any other MFU, i cannot answer that question.
But I do believe that there must be "something" beyond this plane of existance. If there isnt then why do we live and die if there is nothing after death?
What would you do if you were the sexiest person alive?
I'd have much less time to spend lurking at this message board.
;012
Question: What would you do if a process server came to your home and handed you a subpoena?
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QuoteQuestion: What would you do if a process server came to your home and handed you a subpoena?
I'd say:
I already told you guys that the B4-K4 will not be sold to Iran or North Korea! It was build to defend the homeland and that's it! You misread the reports! They said
if Iran or North Korea would obtain the B4-K4! Fine! I'll see you in court!
Next question:
What would you do if you had a combat android?
What combat android we talkin' bout?
We talking about some gundam-type android?
(I'd send it on crazy mode and send it to a hippy convention...god how I hate me some drug-taking, long-haired hippies...)
A terminator-type android?
(I'd assume it will go insane like all other robots and destory humanity...so I'd grab something to drink and watch the chaos)
Or a generic anime-android?
(I'd assume its a female, like the other 4,000 anime with some sort of female combat android. So by that theory, it'd cook, clean, attack the neighbors, and even strangle me while I sleep)
What would you do if you had to go 6-months without a laptop, or any form of computer to use?
QuoteWhat would you do if you had to go 6-months without a laptop, or any form of computer to use?
Spend more time with my girlfriend. As if I dont already, but then id have to spend more money...
What would you do if you turned up missing?
i'd be surprised? ;018 lol how can you find that yourself is missing?
What would you do if you were given total control of all the nukes in the world? ;006
Quote from: "brougeXP22"What would you do if you were given total control of all the nukes in the world? ;006
Id place them all in the UK and recreate the British Empire ;006
What would you do if you had a ticket to anywhere in the universe (single destination)?
QuoteWhat would you do if you had a ticket to anywhere in the universe (single destination)?
Magrathea! I need a planet made with tons of forests, grasslands, lakes, and oil!
Next Question:
If you fell asleep one night completely normal, but then you woke up with a beautiful woman sleeping next to you with your girlfriend staring at you in sheer agony, what would you do?
Cant rightly say with my current lack of girlfriend. I could make assumptions on if I had one, but those are hard to guage.. but my previos one would look on in agony, but rather in jealosy. she may have even called dibs.
If you had the ability to save the world, but it cost you your life or the life of someone near to you... would you... and whos life would you sacrifice?
QuoteIf you had the ability to save the world, but it cost you your life or the life of someone near to you... would you... and whos life would you sacrifice?
I'd give my own life. I'd rather die a hero than know that I had to force my friend to die for me to save the world.
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What if you woke up one morning in a jungle fifty miles from civilization, what would you do?
First I'd run around in circles screaming like an idiot then go insane because I'd be without electricity, running water, cable, computers, and easy access to food! But I'd be alright if my cellphone has a signal and in service and I could call for help! (Otherwise I'll just have to admit to being seriously screwed ;__; )
Now, suppose you have the power of The Party and can rewrite history! But if you could rewrite just one thing, what would it be?
i'd rewrite the creation of the Ku Klux Klan. those stupid F@kcers killed my ancestors and made life hell for blacks (and some whites) in the south. ;025 ;014
u should be askin a question now brougeXP22, tht the rule of this game. HEY i continue for u
Q: If u could the followin to C-chan which would u do
1. Stuff leeches down his pants
2. Feed him till X'mas then eat him
3. Attach meal to him and put him in a cage with 1 of the follow: Loin, Bear, Killer Rabbit
Added after 1 minutes:
i don't hate Ã,¬_Ã,¬... wht, wht
Err... umm... I promised to reply to this thread, so...
I choose #1, because knowing that C-Chan's a piggy, he doesn't wear any pants, and therefore this option wouldn't hurt him so badly. ^^
What would you do if you could decide the fate of your worst rival / personal nemesis?
QuoteWhat would you do if you could decide the fate of your worst rival / personal nemesis?
Holy heck...you said a mouthful! Well, if it could be a nemesis from any time period, I would kill L. Ron Hubbard, chop his body into tiny bits, and feed it to wolves. That way, the Church of Scientology wouldn't exist, and the government wouldn't be cheated out of millions of dollars in tax money.
Next question:
If you could rule any nation in the world, what would it be?
hahaha two with one stone! Or two questions with one awnser! I would feed C-Chan till christmas and eat him, Cus he would make one good christmas ham!! :9 *since i declaired him my nemisis long ago!*
Thought you were safe huh pig?!!?!?!
Edit:
some beach. well your safe this time pig but Ill get you next time. Curse you newyinzer curse you!
Quote from: "NewYinzer"QuoteWhat would you do if you could decide the fate of your worst rival / personal nemesis?
Holy heck...you said a mouthful! Well, if it could be a nemesis from any time period, I would kill L. Ron Hubbard, chop his body into tiny bits, and feed it to wolves. That way, the Church of Scientology wouldn't exist, and the government wouldn't be cheated out of millions of dollars in tax money.
Next question:
If you could rule any nation in the world, what would it be?
The United States. I'd want to make up for all the blunders that have happened the past 6 years! (while doing my best to resist the urge to become a totalitarian dictator. I am a maniac.)
Question:
Suppose you lost your ferry ticket to go to a tropical resort and your only chance to get there is if a crazy girl (and her crazy biker friends) launch you out of a cannon to get there. Would you accept?
Hellsyeah! you only live once!
what would you do if you woke up a quadrapalegic?
I would just want to die because what good is living if I can't draw, surf the internet or being able to eat without a feeding tube?
If you had a car just like the one in "Back to the Future", would you spend more time travelling on the road or travelling through time?
time travel of course! who the hell want to drive a dilorian on the highway anyway?
What would you do if a meteor was 10 days from hitting the earth?
I'll be one of the people EVERYBODY PANIC-ing! But maybe I could get some of the world's top scientists and team up to build a giant phaser cannon to vaporize the meteor if it's huge enough to withstand the travel through Earth's atmosphere. But if it isn't, oh well. FIRE PHASERS ANYWAYS!!
Suppose you're an alchemist and just once you can break the Law of Equivalent Exchange rule! What would you transmute free of costing anything?
I'd transmute a real life XP-tan hehehe or any of the ostan... ;047
QUESTIONING::::
If you watched the cursed video in ring what would you do??
I'd go get some popcorn because no video-watching is complete without a bowl of popcorn, even if the video is cursed!
Question:
You are in a tennis match against your rival! It's the matchpoint and you have the advantage but your rival's siblings are watching. Do you finish her off of what anyways?
finish her off in a humiliating way not making too much of an effort muhahah! Hitting the ball square on the head if possible :P
Oi, Xyanide, you get to ask a question now!
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Hmmm, two days of waiting is enough for me; I hope no-one will be offended if I ask a question
*Ah-hem*
You suddenly find you have beautifull angelic wings, but no halo... what do you do?
That's a good question, Tsubashi. I know! I'd go talk with Etna, Lilith and Morrigan to find out if they wouldn't mind a male colleague.
:smoke:
Question: If you were a pig, would you rather live indoors as a companion animal to humans or outdoors in the barnyard with the rest of the pigs?
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lets let C-Chan awnser that one. :P
*waits for C-chan to get over here and answer this one*
HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
(sorry! sometimes I get a little impatient)
I guess he would rather live inside a biscut as a companion to cheese and egg...
where is C-Chan?
*trots in*
I'm coming, I'm coming, hold your horses people.... -__-
You know I mostly stick around the OS-tan threads.... T__T
*sigh*
Okay, what'd we got....
*puts on reading glasses*
*starts viewing questions*
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*takes off glasses*
I choose "C". Neither,... I'd just get the hell out while I still can, before I end up as pork. Humans are fickle creatures -- I might be cute as a tiny, adorable little piglet, but once I grow into a 300 pound HOG, it's time for the chopper. Living in the barnyard would send me to the chopper more quickly, but at least my life would be free of hypocrisy.
There is no greater evil in this world than hypocrisy, never forget that.
And there's no greater freedom and luxury in this world than to live a natural life. Never forget that either. -.-
Okay, that's all. -__-
Once I ask a question, i can go right? O__o
Hmmm,...
*ponders*
Question: If you were forbidden from using Windows, Mac or Linux, what Operating System would you turn to? `v'
Fufufu, I just couldn't help myself.... ^.^
*trots off*
I think I'd use Risc OS. The only programs I use much are Windows-only. Denied those, I might as well go all-out on stability. Plus it has a vector drawing program.
I would have said Unix but that seems like cheating.
What would you do if you saw a pride of lions wandering down your street?
if their eating people... I get my guns :D
what would you do if you found your self in the distant future in the ruins of our civilization?
*trots in*
(Bless you Myrdin! ^__^
RISC-tan it is, and thankfully I did one already! But you just reminded me that I still need to work on Bell Labs UNIX-sama.... -v-)
*trots out*
er... okay.
I'd probably pull out a rusty katana from somewhere and commit seppuku.
if you HAD to pick one rhythm game to play, what would it be?
*waits for someone to say a certain game so that I can go postal on them*
guitar hero! ;036
What would you do if a woman was president?
Nothing special, if she works fine.
What'll you do if your hair turns to natural pink color?
Quote from: "brougeXP22"guitar hero!
*goes postal on brougeXP22*
anyhow, if my hair naturally turned to pink...
hmm, that would be an interesting thought. give me a while to think on that. (odds are, shave it off)
while I'm debating that mentally...
what would you do if you somehow got drafted into a BeatMania 2DX tournament?
(if you don't know what BeatMania 2DX [or IIDX] is, google it)
doh sorry didn't notice somebody posted before me
anyway if i'd be drafted i'd do a damn good job at it, I use DJsoftware for fun, I use sequencer type software all the time for making music, this shouldn't be much different :P
*EDIT*
i just saw what this was on a video...nevermind...i'd loose so bad rofl
p.s. guitar hero>beatmania, for beatmania is not rocking, it is pushing the buttons in a nice way
Quote from: "Xyanide"p.s. guitar hero>beatmania, for beatmania is not rocking, it is pushing the buttons in a nice way
you can't play doubles on GH (and expect to win), and the concept came from Guitar Freaks, which is a game made by the company that got created alongside BeatMania (BEMANI).
GH also cannot play in perfect sync with a drumming game, whereas Guitar Freaks and DrumMania can link up together.
...you lost most of your arguement there.
*gives Xyanide 90 minutes to make a what if question for me*
take the game discussion to the game forum please -_-
back on topic:
What would you do if you got the mods very angery with you? >:|
speaking as a moderator to a moderator... well, we'd find some way to sort it out.
speaking as a normal user to a moderator... I'm screwed.
what would you do if you got the ADMINS very angry with you?
Id give them a cookie, or black mail them. >:D always have dirt on the guys above you!
What would you do if you found out you had a terminal illness?
I'd party and do what the heck I want to for my final hours! I'd like to go out with a bang!
If someone knew with 100% certainty what your future would be, would you ask that person?
fucks no, there is no fate. Man saves or dooms himself.
What would you do if you became a mod on this board?
i would be a good mod! rule with the iron first and smack it in the face of the deserving :D
what would you do if you were the god of internet?
id keep all the porn to myself! well all the good porn. stuff like nose fetish.. that can go.
well no one says they want to be a bad mod :P I was refering to more spicific changes and such, but oh well no one puts much thought into their reply to this.
What would you do if you were invisable?
make sure nobody sees me? ;026
I'd go everywhere, i could easily hitchhike on a plane or something then peek in places, and see the forbidden ;036
what would you do if you discovered that this day will repeat itself over and over again and you are the only one aware of this occurance?
I'd go insane! It's bad enough doing an algebra quiz and biology test once! But I'd be insane anyways because no one would believe me when I tell then the day will repeat itself!
Question: It's a sunny day and you're on a tropical island! But a girl who lent you money one day returns with a vengance because you still owe her! What do you do?
I'd get the hell away from there since I dislike most tropical islands. They're too damn hot and everything wants to either bite or stab you.
You have to defuse a bomb consisting of 30lbs of Tetrytol with a tetryl booster and redundant caps. Saba-chan probably made it. No disruptor is available. What would you do?
Id cordon off the area, evacuate bystanders and call EOD. They should have the resorces to defuse/disarm it, or the authroziation to do a controled det of it.
what would you do if a family member was murdered and the murderer walked do to a technicality?
Spend my all my life and resources to to find legal recourse, and/or to make his very existence miserable.
Okay, what would you do if you found a "Debug Menu" for life, the universe and everything?
I would lock it with a powerful password so no one could break it! I don't want to change things these way...
What would you do if you could go to any virtual worlds (game worlds, anime worlds, etc.) - of course you could go back when you want. :D
I'd make a lot of new friends!
What would you do if, by some freak genetic flaw, your body started producing blood at 5X the needed rate?
I would be extraordinarily perturbed. Then I might make a habit of visiting the blood bank more often.
What would you do it you tried to turn off your alarm clock and it bit you?
I'd congratulate it on overcoming it's fear of humans, and ask it never to bite me again. Then I'd figure out where the teeth came from...
What would you do if Windows ME was actually stable?
I dunno, but we probably wouldn't be here.
what would you do if the PS3 actually launched with good games?
not care about it, i'm not a console gamer :P
what would you do if it really was "all about the pentiums"? lol
PENTIUM RULE!!!
What would you do if someone throw a grenade at you?
Flee of course!
What would you do if Latin suddenly became the International business language?
I may begin studying Latin. Or do the domestic business instead. ;013
The expected answer from my last question:
Pull the pin out, then throw it back! ;027
What would you do if your computer freeze and your keyboard doesn't have Ctrl, Alt, Delete keys?
(You can't neither press the power button nor unplug it!)
HM... maybe reset button? (You just say I can't use the power button, but you didn't mention the reset button! :p )
What would you do if your computer crashed (physically) and your important documents, which are are irreplecable, were on this?
Meh, I back everything up weekly, so my documents are not too much of a problem. The real problem is, Where am I going to get the money to replace that!?!
What would you so if you were had access to every government's computers at all times?
make a fair ammount of money selling info to the media ;)
what would you do if you found batman right next to you when you get into bed to sleep.
I asked him to go back to Gotham City :D
What would you do if your town were attacked by some giant monster?
I would hop into my power armour and fly up to meet it in battle. Preferably with suitable battle music.
What would you do if a small whale stopped by for tea?
I'll give it some tea and maybe bring it to a pool where i'll ride it and pretend to be the king of the sea. :/
What would you do if your pc makes an "ecchi is bad!" error just like mahoro whenever you try to get some pron?
Er... getting another PC?
What would you do if you couldn't speak at all from now?
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(hand signal)
What would you do if the person name Bill Gate doesn't exist?
Prolly sit around bitching about Paul Allen and all his millions. Bill gates was on the daily show last night BTW...
What would oyu do if you woke up tommarow and you were a differnt sex?
go insane for a good hour then wonder if this is a dream... and then become insane for the rest of my life (which probably wouldn't be long)
what would you do if Konami actually decided to put ÃŽâ€MAX on DDRSN arcade with their 200-300 song patch (the one coming this summer)?
(ÃŽâ€MAX is the EX stage in DDR Forever, BTW. I doubt anyone here heard of it)
I would continue my life as it currently is.. cus since im not sure what that is.. i cant say it would effect me any.
What would you do if someone close to you could cure cancer but it would mean thier death.. they turned it down but you were given power of atterny over them and had to make the decision?
That's a tough one...well I'm pretty sure I'd pick the cure, it'd save a lot more lives and that's probably what the one close to me would want too.
What would you do if your uncle recognized a random person in the street as his sworn enemy, calls him a dolphin molester and starts ravaging the local supermarket locked in ceremonial Klingon battle while you were just about to pay for your watermelon flavored chewing gum?
Finaly someone gets creative! Tough was the point to mine. If the awnser is obvios, then the game is no fun.
Id ask the store keeper to add a Batleth to my purchase and join in, to honor my family and such. Oh and id pop in a peice of that chewing gum.
What would you do if you ended up with one of the rozen maiden dolls for real? Would you make a contract, sell it for money to the media? Swear of drinking for the rest of your life?
I'll try to get rid of it (sounds strange from the mouth of a GDA member, but wait - I don't want all the fuss which come with the contract, it could ruin my life...)
What would you do if you get time manipulation powers?
First, I'll travel to my past and change anything wrong that I've ever done.
Second, give it to the one who need.
What would you do if you get a free Windows Vista?
A legal Vista? If yes, I'll put it on my computer, of course.
What would you do if you could multiply yourself?
Assign each one of myselves to a different homework problem, and be done with it all!
What would you do if your boy/girl friend suddenly changed genders?
Currently I have no girlfriend, so it's not a problem. :D
What would you do if you can revive only one person from history?
I'd probably do nothing, because everyone has had their time, and the "future" would be quite a culture shock, besides finding out that everything they learned was outdated.
What would you do if Bill Gates gave you rights to the M$ corporation?
Id have C-Chan assasinated for his anti microstof campaign.
What kind of show would you host if you were given the opertunity to make one for late night TV?
a random comedy show. think Whose Line is it Anyway crossed with the Daily Show/Colbert Report.
what would you do if the 360 and PS3 suddenly dissappeared off the market entirely, leaving only the nintendo Wii?
Id like.. shoot myself.... wait no.. I already bought mine... so Im good.. just wouldnt get any new games... -_- including halo 3... yeah id shoot myself.
however, did you see Bill Gates on the daily show? :D that was some funny shit! Especialy when he took off before sampling the Colbert cake.
What would you do if you found out that your favorite food was really made from people?
Puke, and never eat it again!
What would you do if, every time you watched a movie, the ending changed?
Id watch it over and over and over again untill it ran out of possible changes and the world inploded on itself
What would you do if everyone you ever knew forgot you existed one day?
Oh, the usual, just with less interruptions!
What would you do if, suddenly, you forgot everyone you've ever known?
i won't get to inturrupt anybody. i'll start meeting new people. and continue on with surfing the net, i might have forgotten people but not sites. hehe
what would you do if you found an alien corpse lying in your bedroom?
throw it out with the other fifty or so I've already gotten.
what would you do if you got abducted?
I'd probably end up getting myself killed...
What would you do without the invention of the computer?
Die because there would be no meaning in llife
What would you do if your computer exploded?
like from internal stuff or external? I knew a guy who had a mortar hit his laptop. Accidental damage insurance covered it. Mine would have too.. and internal would be a manufature defect and would also be covered.
what would you do if you were imortal.. but exploded. and were still alive after cus your imortal.. but in peices.
i'll try and get someone to collect and sew me back together, if i can't then id just hang around where i exploded until someone steps on me and drags me to another place couldn't do much anyway... ;063
what would you do if your best friend was kidnapped and the only way to save him/her was to never use any tpe of electronics ever again..
That would not be nice! I'd definitely rescue my friend, but I'd always wish...
What would you do if your best friend told you they had committed some horrible crime, and asked you not to tell?
I won't tell anyone about that. But I may suggest my friend to surrender himself to the cops. Because you've already done it. And you can't try to flee forever. Someday the cops may arrest you anyway. And if you cooperate in the courthouse, they may deduce your punishment. And the last one if you were put in jail. Be a good prisoner and you may be released sooner.
What would you do if you were locked in the dark room for 7 day, without food, water, electricity. And they give you a kitten as your friend?
Hmm... seeing as people can only live for, what, three or four days without water, I'd die! Meanwhile, though I'd have a very cute kitten to play with!
QuoteWhat would you do if your best friend told you they had committed some horrible crime, and asked you not to tell?
Okay, so suppose you promised never to tell about your friend, but then someone else you knew was about to be convicted of the crime your first friend did. Would you break your promise?
i would! i won't let anyone take punishment for something he or she did not do. i'd give my first friend an option either he talks or i will for the sake of my other friend.
what would you do if you found out that your best friend was about to commit suicide because he loves your girlfriend but doesn't want to take her from away you?
I'd thank him for being such a considerate friend, and encourage him to be more bold and outgoing. I stress his importance in my life and attempt to alleviate his suffering.
What would you do if you could save five people's lives by killing someone (not yourself)?
Honestly depends on the situation. Id have killed to save any one of my buddies if it was an insergent attacking them, let alone 5. Hell id keep killing them in that situation, 10, 20.. as many as it took to protect my men, but thats not the situation you had in mind was it?
If you were in love with your best friends girlfriend what would you do? (serios like romeo and juliet love, not a crush)
In love, that doesnt mean anything bad happened yet, right? So being in love with someone doeant mean you have to BE WITH them. Knowing they're happy with their lives comfort me more than being with them only.
If you're on the road/streets and you see your ex-girlfriend who was a btich to you, what would you do?
On the off-chance that she'd changed, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt and say Hi. Maybe I'd stopped doing whatever she was mad at me for.
What would you do if you borrowed a weapon for a friend who later went insane. Now they're asking for the weapon. Do you give it to them, knowing full well that they're insane?
Give him the weapon, because if I don't give him, he could become angry and attack me in an insane rage.
What would you do if you go by accident to 2507 in a time warp?
I suppose I'd try to find a way back, or just adjust to the new environment. There'd be plenty of new things to learn, for sure!
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
invisibility!! that'd be awesome, free groping woohoo! lol
or sneaking into bush's bedroom and haunying him...oh man the look on his face would be priceless XD
You are held at gun point and the guy threatens to kill you if you don't do something very creative with your own poop. What creative thing would you do with the poop?
Id take his gun from him. Its easy when you know how, then id make him do something interesting with HIS poop!
What would you do if you were the guy i just disarmed and made you do something with your poop? BTW, I stood back far enough that you cant re disarm me, cus im a great shot from far away and keeps me safe.
i'd piss my pants? as well as do something with my poop. maybe paint a picture with it? :/
What would you do if your poo started talking to you?
I donno.. Id think Id have a conversation with it. Who knows how poop feels about sex drugs and polotics?
What would you do if your girlfriend or significant other told you they used to be a man?
That was just the past, so I ignore it.
What would you do, if you body was exchanged with your friend's/girlfriend's body?
OFF: Woohoo! 400 posts! :D
Congratulations on 400 posts Exa!
if i exchanged bodies with someone i know I'd find my self or run around aimlessly....and maybe talk to other people about what they think of me, i would get to know who those backstabbing bastards are...if there were any.
what would you do if you discovered that the girlfriend you have been with for years was really a guy. (without any sex change what so ever)
I would be very confused, and would ask him where, exactly, he planned to go with our relationship. I would be fine with being very close friends, but I think that would put a severe limiter on our relationship. It'd be really hard emotionally too...
What would you do if your computer told you it was "Infected" with 2k-tan and was trying to get rid of her?
I would send Kami-Tux and Gentoo-tan to chase 2k-tan away. Nothing personal, 2k-tan but you are not open source and are known for your diseases.
What OS would you use if you were forced to choose a different one?
Hmm... I'm primarily use OS X, so I'd probably switch to... NeXTSTEP!
If you could only have one cookie for the rest of your life, what flavor would it be?
I guess I would use the login-cookie of my favorite online community... oh, you mean... I guess then: hash-cookies.
What would you do if ME-tan was chasing you?
I'd change directions, she'd crash ^^
What would you do if you were last person on earth?
Make sure I catch the spaceship before takeoff.
What would you do if you were sitting in an exam and know nothing of the things, which are required?
Lol, that happened Yesterday! Lets see... use big words, pretend you know what your saying, and fill space criticizing some miniscule detail. ^_^
What would you do if your day planner, and everything else you use to schedule you time, suddenly disappeared?
I'd be in hospital or in a grave since I only use my head to schedule things.
What would you do if you were president of Turkmenistan?
I'd abolish the "status of permanent neutrality" just for fun. Then we could launch the neutrality arch into space!
Just Kidding! I'd probably end up doing boring political stuff, or whatever it is that Presidents do...
Suppose you're going spelunking with some friends. You choose a nice long cave by a beach, and go pretty far in. When you're coming out, however, you find that the tide is rising. Backtracking, your friend "Fred" finds a hole and attempts to crawl out. Being a little pudgy, he gets stuck, and no matter what you do, he won't come free. you search the rest of the cave, but only find a stick of dynamite, and some matches. Presupposing your actions, fred pleads for his life. You know if you stay here, you and your friends (except for Fred) are dead. What do you do?
I'd try to enlarge the hole in a way, Fred remains alive...
what would you do if M$ goes chapter 11?
I'd laugh, and then go on with my daily life.
What would you think if M$ announced it was releasing an anime series?
Something in the terms of: "Are these [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] totally [expletive deleted] mad?" and promise myself never to watch it.
What would you do if anime was outlawed in your nation?
Move to Japan, of course! ^^;
What would you do if your absolute worst and hated enemy gave you US $1 000 000? (If you don't hate anyone, just pretend)
I do not think my bro ever will earn that much and I think he does not participate in the lottery... well, I guess if he ever would give me that much money, I would consider it a long-awaited peace settlement and would no longer call him stupid as 5 meters of unasphalted road if he complains just to get attention. And I would get a better connection! :smoke:
What would you do if you were aabducted by aliens and returned a few days later without any proof that it really happened?
Again?!? Jeez, how many times do I have to tell them, the "Turbo" button is for short bursts only! If they didn't have guns I tell them to fix their own hyperdrive ^_^
What would you do if you knew when, and how you were going to die?
Think: Arthur Dent in the itchhiker's guide to the galaxy :> I have nothing to lose, let's have fuuuuuun!
What would you do if Gentoo-tan would go to your PC, installation-CD in hand and ready to wipe out your Mac OS?
If by PC, you mean my Mac mini, I'd insert this snippet into "/Life/House/MyRoom.as":
Gentoo-tan._rotation += 90;
Then I suppose Gentoo-tan could re-install herself on another PC.
That'd be quite the betrayal though! I entrusted one of my systems to her care, and then she tries to starts a war! Think of how my other Macs might retaliate. And I though gentoo was a nice distro...
What you do if you were going to die unless you beat Deep Blue in 3 out of 5 Chess Match?
Ask for a short time limit so it can not go down the tree too much and loses skill. And I'd ask Gentoo-tan to help me.
What would you do if for one day, you were Win 3.1-tan? :)
Id so molest myself.. I mean.. I would pet kittens.
What would you do if you were given a licence to kill?
Ugh, what would I use that for? Guns are an amazing technology, and swords are just plain awesome, but killing should be last resort self defense. Besides, I have no idea how to use either of those.
What would you do if chicken little was right? (The sky really is falling!)
Dig an underground shelter, complete with computer, internet, big screen TV, cable, food supply that could last me for years...
Can't hit me underground, you falling sky!
A strange girl with perpetual drunkess offers you a bottle of apple cider. Do you accept?
fucks yeah! :D If the sky is falling drunk of cider is the way to be!
What would you do if you had the talent to do any profession you wanted?
Hey, sorta like "The Pretender!"
Hmmm, well, obviously I do whatever profession I wanted ^_^
What would you do if you could breath underwater?
I wouldn't have to worry about drowning anymore! I'd use this skill to try and talk to underwater animals and also save drowning people!
Would you be willing to grow your nosehair long and use it as a powerful weapon (although at the price of being fashionable)?
I'm not sure how nose hair could be a powerful weapon, and I'm not, and most likely will not, be in a perilous situation which would merit a great and powerful nose hair, uh, thing. So, no. ^_^
What would you do if Twilight, from the latest Zelda game, actually existed?
QuoteHmmm, well, obviously I do whatever profession I wanted
wot a cop out XD
meh, what else? You have all the skills, so then what? I suppose if I was adventurous, I set out to prove or disprove the existence of a supreme creator. With all human skills in my hands, surely I could find something!
honestly no one ever puts enough thought into these.. these could be really interesting if people gave more then one sentance responses -_-
I'm very sorry, I'll try to do better next time!
In keeping with the topic, however...
If someone is to serenade you, what song would likely take your breath away?
o_o I dont think one exists. Honestly I dont.. there are songs that get to me -_- but not of the romantic nature. Ill get back to you n that tho.. I might think of one. While I think someone else can grab it if they want
If I may catch my own, I think either Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1: Andantino semplice or Beethoven's "Moonlight" Sonata: Adagio sostenuto. Ahhh, those songs are so romantic!!!
I'd still like to hear yours though, CaptBrenden-sama. If you don't mind, that is.
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If you had the power, what color would you make the sky?
Lilac, it is a bit hypnotising and that means people might be more calm :)
What would you do if you were in an elevator and just as the doors closed, notice a ten centimeter tall spider?
Scream, definitely! after running to the other corner, I'd probably try to work up the courage to throw something at it, only to have it run at me! Screaming once again, I'd jump on the railing, and hope it doesn't start climbing the walls! There'd better not be people in this elevator!
What would you do if your BF/GF asked you to go on a date with someone your same gender, just this once as a special favor to him/her?
While I normally would not object dating someone of the same sex, in a relationship, I would feel like dirt if doing it. I even avert my eyes when I see a particular beautiful person because I feel bad just for watching him/her. now, if my partner asks me... I guess, I still would feel as if doing something really wrong, and I'd tell my partner that.
What would you do if your partner was starting to get involved in a political movement, you strongly disagree with?
After trying to dissuade her, I would support her in her decision. People have the right to choose. Obviously, I wouldn't contribute to the cause, but wouldn't break up because of it either.
What would you do if you were attributed to a great work you never did, and no one could prove that you didn't do it?
I would tell that I did not create it. Honesty is best.
what would you do if Mozilla atacked your town?
I'll call Godzilla! :D
What would you do if Tux becomes alive?
I would turn off the heating, open the windows and give him fish! Of course I would help Tux if he wants something (later, I will say that I have no idea what happened to the clickies, which were cluebatted)
what would you do if the earth would be destroyed in 5 minutes?
I won't notice that because i'm still sleeping ^^
If i'm awake i would draw my favourite figure for the last time ^^"
hehehe...
What will you do if a OS-Girl that you like/love suddenly jump out of your PC (Sorry i don't know if that was post before)
Lets see... Leopard-tan out of my Mac! First I would ask about all the new features that apple won't tell us about, Then I would ask if she had an extra installation DVD with her. After that we'd probably end up reminiscing over my older macs, or laughing at my Vista PC. ^-^
Oh! and she could probably fix all my coding too! ^.^
If you had made the world, what color would you make water?
Just stick with blue! I really don't like a green, red or other colored water...
What will you do if you stuck in your PC?
Stuck in my PC? Like, the reverse of Thurosis' question? Well, if it was my Mac, that'd be pretty nifty. It'd be way easy to take notes in school, though the problem would be getting a good enough microphone, seeing as right now I use an old set of headphones ^-^. Who knows? Maybe coding is easier on the other side! Think of how easy languages would be! Just install a module and Boom! I'd speak a million languages!
Though I'd probably run out of hardware to explore, pretty quickly if it was my Mac Mini ^_^
What would you do if you had a friend who's first language was different from your own. Later, you hear them giving directions to someone else, in your language, but saying something wrong (Like mixing up left and right). You know that your friend is extremely self-conscious, and would feel incredibly embarrassed for a long time if you corrected them. What would you do?
I would just correct him, if he don't believe me, i wouldn't care about it. Because i said what i should said...
Quote from: "Exa"
What will you do if you stuck in your PC?
I would search for the OS-Girls! ^^" Since most of them are females ^^!
BTW there was a question about making water with which color!
I would simply make the water green with bubbles hehehe....
Back to the main part! ^^
What would you do if the Os-Girl that you like/love suddenly jump out of your PC
and she say that she loves you! (But you have already a girl-friend) and in the next few minutes your Girl-friend arrive at your home!?
Hard question... I must choose my girlfriend...
What would you do if all Linuxes somehow cost as much money as Windowses?
Mirror Debian for free (yes, Linux licenses allow this)
What would you do if a weird political movement basec on chaos theory and elaborate simulations would spring up which basically shares your views on the political ideals but has an absolutely unconventional approach to reach them.
OH MY GOD! (this is diffficult) JUST Simply destroying everything around me!(since I didn't understand the question ^^" hehehe...)
jokes besides...
politicial things aren't my best subject, because in my view are most of the politician corrupt or Egoists (Most of them always thinks about their own profit)
and politcians who really wants to change something, disappeared suddenly (always) for some strange reasons! (China referred)
And since there are only "bad guys" up there, i don't really care what really happen there...
(I believe, I misunderstood your question -.-' so I'M SORRY!)
What would you do if the Os-Girl that you like/love suddenly jump out of your PC and she say that she loves you! (But you have already a girl-friend) and in the next few minutes your Girl-friend arrive at your home!? And you said/explained her (the OS-Girl) that you already have a girl-friend! She starts to cry and you try to chear her up! But your girl-friend arrived, heard that and missunderstood it! She (your Girl-friend) thinks that you double-railed!? (hehehe....)
a REAL os-tan! i could get rid of my girlfriend hehe.
but really, i'll just explain to my girlfriend about this incredible event as best as i could and cheer up the os-girl with something sweet to eat. i'll explain to my girlfriend that I have to help the os-girl and let her stay since she has no where to go and that our relationship is not affected by any of this. then my life will continue as a typical anime romance comedy.. hehehe ;026
what would you do if time suddenly froze and your the only one/thing that is not affected!
Hmmm... How long does this time freeze last? I could probably get a lot of homework done ;) Then, maybe I'd have enough time to draw, or code, or... discover the secret of the Universe! But seriously, that would get pretty boring if time didn't fix itself! I might even run out of food!
Pretend you are a cop. You come to a red light, and there are two cars in front of you. When the light turns green, both cars speed away, well over the speed limit. Which car do you pull over?
HEHEHE good question^^
BUT NO-ONE CAN ESCAPE!! I WILL CATCH BOTH!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA.... ;027
OKay here it goes my fav.-story-question: :D
What would you do if the Os-Girl that you like/love suddenly jump out of your PC and she say that she loves you! (But you have already a girl-friend) and in the next few minutes your Girl-friend arrive at your home!? And you said/explained her (the OS-Girl) that you already have a girl-friend! She starts to cry and you try to chear her up! But your girl-friend arrived, heard that and missunderstood it! She (your Girl-friend) thinks that you double-railed!?
But after a while, you just explain to your girlfriend about this incredible event as best as you could and cheer up the os-girl with something sweet to eat. you'll explain to your girlfriend that you have to help the os-girl and let her stay since she has no where to go and that your relationship is not affected by any of this....
but what would you do if:
After some days you find out that she (OS-Girl) possesses the ability to go in/out the PC and that she can pull out animes characters out (to the real world) of the *movie*-datas!?
And after some more days your house is filled with Anime Characters (and other OS-girls) and your Girl-friend start to get annoyed!? (what will you do?)
Seems your looking for a specific answer here, you've expanded the question twice now.
Hmmm... if the OS girl has the ability to transcend normal space (i.e. can go between Computer/Anime/Real worlds) the "no where to go" argument holds absolutely no water, and my girlfriend is going to insist I get rid of all of them (send them back). Truly, I'd have very few options at this point, none of which can constitute a full and absolute "Win." After weighing the possible consequences, I would have to ask the OS/Anime girls to leave. Besides, the place I have now probably wouldn't be big enough, and I'd definitely run out of money feeding that many people! ^^;
Suppose it is your job to move Object X from Point A to Point B. You are the only one who can. If you fail, many people will be inconvenienced greatly. Your BF/GF, however, believes that Object X will kill you. There is absolutely no evidence to support this, and your BF/BF knows next to nothing about Object X. Would you heed his/her warning?
I do what I need to do for the many people! If Object X kill me,...at least I tried it! ;012
What would you do if for some reason, you can only speak in a language you couldn't speak before?
Works for me, English is nigh on impossible to speak anyway! Besides, I have plenty of friends who speak german fluently.
What would you do if some sort of ooze started coming out off all the drains in your house?
Get out of the house and call Nickelodeon.
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If both pilots were dead and there was no one to fly the plane, what would you do?
The rats leave the sinking ship, I guess... parachute and off I go
what would you do if Godzilla was real?
Buy a video camera and shoot him destroying Tokyo!
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What would you do if someone accused you of liking underage girls?
they're not underage! they just look underage! hehe
what would you do if you were the only hope to save the world but what the thing that you have to do is against everything you believe in.
I'd save the world if enough people paid me! Hey, it'd be a win-win situation! I'd get rich and not be hated for everyone for not saving the world when I was their only hope! :D
Suppose for just one day the laws of death do not apply. What kind of crazy things would you do for that day?
Probably nothing. Just because the laws of death don't apply, doesn't mean the laws of dismemberment and pain won't and I don't want to spend a full day in agony before I died. ^.^
What would you do if you could accelerate light? (aka prove that c isn't a constant)
Build a ship that goes quicker than scientists thought so far (I can not say faster than light, can I?) and GTFO of here.
What would you do if your favorite OS-tan suddenly comes out of your computer and asks for shelter on your PC (in case you like an older OS-tan like 3.1-tan, Amiga-tan or even 98-tan)?
Well, my favorite at the moment is OS X Leopard-tan, so I'd be absolutely fine with running an unreleased OS! Though I do like Amiga-tan too, but I don't think I have compatible hardware! T_T I'd have to run her as an emulation!
What would you do if your dreams were actually alternate realities?
I would be schizophreniac with all those crazy dreams in different worlds, with different thoughts... ;013
What would you do if your realized that the Moon never could be full anymore?
I'd wonder why? At least we' never have to worry about werewolves anymore! ^^;
What would you do if you woke up as Kirby?
That'd be sweet! Swallowing foes and copying their powers, flying on a warp star (I've always wanted to fly! And also get to place to place without having to be stuck in traffic! And warp stars are cool) However I'd have to worry about being stepped on or punted like a football because I'd be so short!
QUICK! CUT THE WIRE! THAT DETONATOR WILL EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS! And you gotta cut the blue wire! OH NO! BUT THEY'RE ALL BLUE! Which do you cut, the first, second, third or fourth one?
The first one. I have 25% chance to survive... :)
What would you do if the Mushroom Kingdom (from Mario games) has been connected to the real world?
Start crawling through pipes, or beating random floating boxes with
my head. That always works in Mario's world! but wait! Oh-no! it's a Goomba invasion! EEEEeeeek!
What would you do if Goombas did invade?
Just Goombas? Heh, nothing is easier! Just pick up a flamethrower and burn 'em all!
What would you do if you woke up as... Lindows/Linspire-tan?
That'd be fun! I'd install myself on a good PC and then... Homework would be a breeze! I could type faster than I could think! And remembering things would be a piece of cake!
But wait! Bullies would be really mean! They'd remove hardware, or maybe even use magnets on me! Yikes!!!
What would you do if you were banned from OStan-collections, for no apparent reason?
Waddle around aimlessly searching for a place where it does not matter that you are a bearded penguin with a spear... when I find none, I would waddle to Fedora-tan's RL location and beg her to let me back to this site.
What would you do if the soft little voices would trell you to kill the US president?
It would depend if they told me how. If they gave me a way, they're lying (they do that a lot). If they just told me to, I'd have to ignore them. Give me a reason... then maybe.
What would you do if someone else heard your "Soft Little Voices?"
Find these persons, the voices told me so" ;019
What would you do if you could turn people into OS-tans?
Of our choice? Sweet! I suppose that's one way to get some people to use something other than windows!
What would you do if you were forced to use your least favorite RL OS?
return to pen and paper! Or get good gloves and a good gasmask... strike that, an astronaut suit so I won't get infected by Windows.
What would you do if you were gpoing through a forest and suddenly saw three racoons rusing laptops to surf the net and on a tree nearby, another one is reading a book?
I'd wait up for santa claus and an in-tune tenor sax. Obviously I'm hallucinating, but while I am, let have a little fun, shall we?
What would you do if you met a multi-dimensional being?
Every being is multi-dimensional... since we all exist in 4 dimensions... but if one exists in more than the 'normal' ones... I guess trying to look insignificant and hoping not to arouse its anger while ctrying to find out something about it...
What would you do if you followed the white rabbit?
True, True.
And now, a question? Please.
edited my original post, sorry...
Don't worry, its no problem!
Hmm... the white rabbit? Nyozeka? Oh, she's so cute! I'd follow her!!! Though the metropolitan building is WAY creepy.
*Hides*
Wait a second! I'm supposed to be following, not hiding! Courage man!
*Creeps along wall, trying to be inconspicuous*
But it's so creepy!
Anyway! What would you do if you had the power to terraform planets?
Make Venus place in which humans can easily live and with other colonists build the ideal state there, based on the ideas of peace, love, direct democracy and ethic.
What would you wish for if a genie granted you 3 wishes?
The power to grant my own wishes, of course! Then I could do anything, plus the genie could have the other two wishes to do whatever he wanted, right?
What would you do if you became a living lego man/woman?
something clumsy... (I always do) and fall apart... :(
What would you do if caffeine was declred illegal in your nation?
Umm... yeah. I don't drink caffeine. Never have, never will. But wait... Chocolate has caffeine.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chocolate is the universal cure all! You can't take my chocolate! NEVER!
I'll start a secret club for chocolate lovers. We'll horde all the chocolate in the world and then, when everything goes wrong and people need chocolate again we shall rule the word!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Anyways! If you discovered a new color, what would you name it.
Ngia-Hxii, just to screw with people's heads.
What would you do if the constitution was changed and required you to abstain from caffeine, alcohol and nicotine for 6 months to be able to vote?
Umm. Okay! The only problem would be chocolate. Maybe I just wouldn't vote?
If you could rename the primary colors, what would they be?
Redy, Veran/Lines, Omeh (red, green/yellow, blue) from a conlang, I created.
What would you do if you realized that it's 2 am, you're hungry and yuor frdge is empty?
i'd go find a dog or something maybe a 7-11. or maybe just sleep a little bit more.
what would you do if you were a werewolf that killed during full moons and the police are starting to suspect you.
Flee to the What if scenario in which the moon never becomes full ever again :)
What would you do if you discovered flatland (a 2 dimensional world)?
i'd start jumping to see whether i could jump 10 times what i can in a 3d environment. then maybe jump on some mysterious creatures and look for things that would make me stronger. maybe find and occational mirror to see how many poses i can make with my 2d body.
what would you say to or do with your bestfriend if you found out he/she will be dead in two days?
Whatever they wanted. I mean, if I knew they were going to die, I'd make their last 48 hours the best ever. After all, I owe it to them.
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What if you woke up one morning and could only speak Japanese (or in the case of Japanese-speakers, Catalan)?
You know I've had that dream more than once. All I ever do in them is pal around with my friend who speaks japanese! That and play a lot of video games! ^^;
What would you do if you unintentionally destroyed your neighbors car?
It matter me since i was small i always wanted to speak japanese ^^
(I will learn the other languages again)
What would you do if you woke up with two holes on your neck(biten by a vampire) you suddenly got/have the powers of a vampire!
Well lets see. Near Immortality, Night Vision, No need to sleep... I'd say that's pretty cool! Think of all the stuff I could do! Maybe I'd live like Edward from Twighlight! ^^;
What would you do if your hero showed up at your house?
I'd ask him if he feels cold in those tights. then maybe i'd ask him if he could demonstrate his powers..
What would you do if you just realized that your little brother/sister (if you don't have one presume you have one) was behind you when you were so zoned into watching a certain pron and didn't notice him/her enter your room?
I'd call the police. He does not live where I live and should not even have the keys.
What would you do if you found out the person you idolize is afraid in the dark and only slleps with lights on?
I'd be surprised that he didn't burn his house down, seeing as he lived before electricity was invented! ^^;
If you could convert every human on earth into one race (Thus eliminating racism) what race would it be?
African, maybe ghanaesque... for purely aesthetical reasons.
Who would be the first to putagainst the wall when the revolution will come?
People who support windows.
Wait a second... Why are we revolting?
What would you do if windows stopped using the "Start" menu?
Point and laugh at the desperate Winnies! Schadenfreude is great!
What would you do if you needed to talk to your significant other, but the phone is broken?
I've got a couple of options:
A) Travel to her house. Not the easiest, but still an option
B) Use VoIP. Not too hard, but only works if she has a client too...
C) Use the Telegraphamaphone. That ought to work, assuming she knows Morse code ^^'
D) Write an E-Mail. Might get lost in Cyberspace...
E) Write Normal Mail. And then wait, forever...
F) Pay someone else to deliver a note.
Plenty of Ideas, but first I have to find my SO. ^.^
What would you do if you were invisible?
Spy! There are certain politicians, which deserve surveillance. Anything fishy will be reported to the press until he resigns. Be patriotic, fight the government! :p
What would you do if you'd wake up in Sierra Leone with only the clothes on your body and 10 US dollars?
Panic!
Run in Circles!
Cry!
Then my more logical side would kick in, and I'd start to plan out who I could call, or how I might get help.
What would you do if the streets were suddenly paved with gold?
A road paved with gold would look like the Yellow Brick Road! First I'd convince some people to dress like a lion, the Tin Man, a scarecrow, wear a 1940's-style dress and skip down the road with me!
But after that I'd hire some people with jackhammers to break up the road and get as much gold as I can, that is if the people and I are willing to do that! A road of gold may be too pretty to deface like that!
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Suppose there is an angry pack of gerbils on your head. How will you get them off?
I'd soothe them with New Age music and then train them to be my protectors. Then I'd send them back in time to take revenge on all of my childhood bullies!!! (jk ;) )
What would you do if traffic lights were made of chocolate?
Nothing, I guess, except shouting at people who'd try to eat them. I'd still do need to get from A to B...
What would you do if your favorite text editor is no longer maintained?
Be sad, use it until it was obsolete, then maintain it for it's memories. ^^'
What would you do if M$ tried to sue the futaba channel for copyright infringement?
I'd laugh about the impending war
What would you do were driving down a street with pedestrians all around to see, yet you saw Jack Thompson in the middle of the road.
Um... Drive around him?
Call me ignorant, but I don't really know who that is, and so I don't really want to hit him. Isn't he the guy you said tries to suck the life out of games?
If you could own any mega-corp, which would it be, and why?
Quote from: "Tsubashi"Um... Drive around him?
Call me ignorant, but I don't really know who that is, and so I don't really want to hit him. Isn't he the guy you said tries to suck the life out of games?
If you could own any mega-corp, which would it be, and why?
I'd have to say... Microsoft, so I could form an aliance with Mac and take over the world.
If OS tans started taking over the world and stated they only wanted to take humans out of power because of our previos screwups what would you do?
I would assume my place at 3.1samas side and protect her against any and all who dare oppose her.
What would you do if you were caught in an outbreak of zombies with a chain saw with half a tank of gast, a 357 colt python with 6 rounds and a cant of whipped cream?
I'd use the gas to fly to wherever you are, give you the gun ant the chainsaw (because I have no idea how to use them, and you do) and beg for protection. Hopefully your not already one of them! Oh, and I'd put the whipped on top of a nice fresh peach cobbler I just made, and give it to you as an incentive to help. ^-^
Suddenly, you have all the powers of a Constructive Deistic God. What do you do first?
Quote from: "Tsubashi"I'd use the gas to fly to wherever you are, give you the gun ant the chainsaw (because I have no idea how to use them, and you do) and beg for protection. Hopefully your not already one of them! Oh, and I'd put the whipped on top of a nice fresh peach cobbler I just made, and give it to you as an incentive to help. ^-^
Suddenly, you have all the powers of a Constructive Deistic God. What do you do first?
First things first, fly to Japan.
What would you do if you saw some random person fly into your yard and ask which way Japan is?
Well, I almost always have my PDA on me, so I'd pull up an interactive map and plot a plausible route to Japan. Then while I conversed with them about it, I'd bluetooth my printer so they would have a copy to use in flight. Next, I would somehow find a clone of myself and send him to all my classes while I flew with them to japan! ^^;
Suppose your countries government outlaws the internet, what do you do?
Emigrate ASAFP!
What would you do if your favorite author asks you for inspiration?
First, faint. ^^;
Then, after recovering, I would load my two laptops and extra batteries into my car. Then, she and I would drive out into the forest and hike to a secluded waterfall (a Beautiful place, btw). Then we'd unpack the laptops, setup a wifi connection and face off on many a multiplayer game! (Starcraft, Galactic Battlegrounds, Chess) ^.^
What would you do if M$ somehow proved that Open-source things were "Unethical," thus making it illegal? (Don't ask how, because I don't know ^^')
GG Ã,§16, paragraph 4 allows us to get rind of enemiers of democracy and outlawing OpenSource is against the Grundgesetz. Oh yeah, they will think the RAF was cute and lovely!
What would you do if you discovered that scientists lied to you and in reality the earth is flat?
Make fun of everyone who ever said that they never keep any secrets from the public.
What would you do if they came out with the game River Dance Revolution and it became the new craze sweeping the nation?
sit in front of my PC, attempt to draw new OS-tans and laugh at those who get hooked on it :)
What would you do if the HURD was released in version 1.0 and it wasvastly better than any OS you used so far?
Wish I wasn't too cheap to buy any new OS.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and your skin was purple?
The HURD is openSource software... so costs are those of dowloading it and burning it to a CD.
First, be glad that I'm not a bug like in the Kafka-story. then... check what I ate drank and smoked in the last evening/night then see a doctor, I guess.
What would you do if this guy: http://777.nventure.com/2020.htm would become American president?
I'd be ROFL thinking, how could americans be so stupid enough to elect that guy as president, voting him already makes you as stupid as a worm..
then i'd prepare for something like a WWIII since that guy only means trouble..
what would you do if you were a body guard and the vip your protecting will get show and the only way to save him is to recieve the bullet? will you risk your life and do your job?
Quote from: "zjhentohlauedy"I'd be ROFL thinking, how could americans be so stupid enough to elect that guy as president, voting him already makes you as stupid as a worm..
then i'd prepare for something like a WWIII since that guy only means trouble..
what would you do if you were a body guard and the vip your protecting will get show and the only way to save him is to recieve the bullet? will you risk your life and do your job?
Tackle him to the ground and hope that the bullet don't hit my clickn' arm.
What would you do if MC Hammer showed up out of nowhere and started singing All Your Base?
I would go and fix the ephemeral reality generator (again...) and then yell at Wakashima-kun for messing with it...
What would you do if you could only say yes and no, for the rest of your life?
Speak in UTF-8! :)
what would you do if you could choose how you could be reincarnated?
I'd like to become a neko.... definitely, preferably a cute one so i can be with someone like 3.1 sama... or some other cute girl :/
what would you do if you discovered your real father is a monkey..
Well that would be a mark against evolutionist theories. You see, if Monkey could penetrate our society undetected for at least sixty years, then monkeys should be the new dominate race... Unless... Everyone is a monkey <-<
*Look around suspiciously*
What would you do if got a nosebleed every time you saw a cute girl/guy?
Stick paper towels up my nose! Or get my nasal vessels cauterized!
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What would you do if you could restart your life from the beginning?
Um... Not?
My life hasn't been all good, or even mostly, but it's not bad either. Starting over again wouldn't make anything better. ^.^
Given the choice of a future Open source release (One so far ahead in time, you'd have to wait years before the minimum hardware was invented) and QDOS, which would you use? Assume all other choices don't exist, and all temperatures and pressures are at STP. ;)
QDOS. It already works with most old computers, and it wouldn't be too hard finding one!
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If a race of superintelligent pandimensional beings were recreating the Earth, what would you change?
Absolutely nothing. The universe is so complex, changing one tiny detail would have repercussions I couldn't even imagine. Besides, Like pippa said: "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Things may seem bad, but everything will work out in the end ^-^
In your last few moments of life, what do you think you will think about?
Why I didn't buy a Vespa!
What would you do if you had $4000 and plane tickets to North Korea?
Sell the plane ticket and have $4000+
What would you do if you were just elected president of the united states?
repeal the PATRIOT Act immedietly make sure the prisoners at Guantanamo get fair trials, remove other insane laws which have no place in a democracy.
What would you do if you found out penguins were more intelligent than humans?
I'd start walking the walk and talking the talk! penguin walk and talk!!
then i'd try to understand them and show them anime so that they may learn our human culture. then i'd do everything possible to not cause them any anger so that we would live as a specie.
what would you do if anime(everything related, manga, figs, models, internetsites.) became illegal in your country?
Go to an other country! I don't want to do illegal things or give up my hobby!
What would you do if anime and related things became illegal in the whole world?
I'd load up my gun, mix up a batch of thermite grenades and kill every living thing I see. My main target being governmental leaders.
What would you do if everyone suddenly treated anime as the next "cool thing" and everyone became anime fans. Think about this carefully. It'd suck.
I think that world would be something like animepaper i don't really like to post there because of the senseless things that so many people post. everyone is after points and there is hardly anyone who "really" posts their. same thing with that situation, every body would be talking but only a handful are really making any sense. it would really suck as you said. i would probably look for a substitute to anime something like comics which would be very "uncool" by that time. :)
what would you do if your friend just informed you that your girlfriend was a hired assassin and is planning on killing you soon?
Think to myself, "I have a girlfriend?"
What would you do if you came home and your computer was in pieces on the floor, and there was a chipmunk holding a screwdriver?
Id hire it. Id give it all the nuts it wanted to sneak into peoples homes and steal valuble computer components and bring them back to me to sell at a profit.
what would you do if you could never speak again?
Start signing! Who needs voice when you've got ASL! It'd be a little annoying not being able to go through a drive through, but 55% of my friends are fluent in ASL, so I'd get along just fine ^-^
What will you be doing when the Plutonians invade?
leading my legion of superhuman marines to repel them from terra. Damn pultonians. Their like the damn nutrals.. dont know if they are for you or against you.
what would you do if you were a ghost, but you couldnt leave a cirtain place. what would that place be and how would you haunt it?
I would haunt a certain school, think Peeves from Harry Potter when Umbridge was headmaster...
What would you do if a butt-ugly but rich person attempted to flirt with you?
Politely turn them down. I have no desire for a lot of money. But wait - this website needs money. So...I guess I would attempt to leech what I can out of the deal and give it to this website. Then I would gave a girlfriend, money, this website would be better, but it would be a sham. Brings up a lot of interesting personal questions, eh? Seriously, no. And that's all I have to say about that.
What would you do if you were trapped in your favorite anime series?
(oh zigcraps.) I'd join forces with Kyon in his army of Suppressed Masters of Extreme Sarcasm. Then I'd just sneak around and make sure not to be brutally snaked by Haruhi, violently slain by any of the aliens, or...um...beamed by Mikuru.
...although I'm not sure of that last one. Then I'd stalk Tsuruya-san with a camera so that i could violently expand my collection when (if?) i came home...and then start hoping for superpowers from Haruhi.
What would you do if you knew your ultimate purpose in life, and knew it would force you to kill a lot of people to fulfill that purpose?
I would probably not do it, being moral and all.
What would you do if you could choose one superpower but it would only last 24 hours?
I'd choose Super-intelegence. That way I could find a way to create superpowers (Like the fantastic 4) Then I could redo it after 24 hours!
What would you do if M$ made Vista Opensource?
Remove all spyware and all DRM, package it neatly and create a Gentoo/Vista distro, give a CD of that to everyone who thiinks Windows is easy to install.
Sorry, revenge is sweet :)
What would you do if your PC is 'haunted' by an AI, which fled out of a university network?
I'd tame it. By all means necessary I'd tame it, and then use it as a companion and have it do all the boring stuff...or maybe reprogram it a bit or something, hecks, i dunno. Also i'd give it some sort of visual interface...muahahahaha. You know what that means! REAL OSTANS! ^v^
What would you do if you found yourself duct taped onto a wall 50 meters above ground?
Scream "First a tree, then a leentu, now THIS!?"
Yeah, my friends have spare time, and I like taking naps.
What would you replace your arm with if you lost your arm and could have it replaced with pretty much anything you want?
a mechanical arm like the Borg have, with laser weapon.
Which animals would you like to have to pull your carriage if cars stopped existing?
Flying reindeer, just like Santa Claus has! (because they're strong and can fly!) However I will also need a machine gun full of ammo with me in my carriage to keep pesky kids that want to ask me for presents at bay!
Suppose you're in an elevator with some people and you uhh... toot! What do you do?
A. Take the blame for it
B. Look around trying to look innocent
C. Blame it on the nearest person
D. Blame it on the dog
E. Blame it on the man-eating monster right behind you
or
F. go "HAHAHAHA! Did you hear how loud I farted?! HAHAHAHA!"
A. because B never works, C, D, and E are dishonest (plus D and E are invalid), and F may be considered offensive or obscene.
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For some reason, you suddenly lose the human desire to be courteous and decide to play pranks at a hotel by pretending to be an elevator operator. What is your first prank?
Rig the elevator to stop halfway there and the lights turn off, and then I'd scream "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
What would you do if you woke up one day remembering nothing about your own language yet had the ability to speak Japanese fluently?
Quote from: "NewYinzer"Next Question:
What if you woke up one morning and could only speak Japanese (or in the case of Japanese-speakers, Catalan)?
Yeah, I remeber this one... Page 15 (http://ostan-collections.net/post-17695.html#17695)
I answered that one too. ^-^
Quote from: "Tsubashi"You know I've had that dream more than once. All I ever do in them is pal around with my friend who speaks japanese! That and play a lot of video games! ^^;
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What would you do if you woke up on the side of a freeway?
...I'll be wondering around :P
What would you do if you were send into some place without money?
To get back? Go to the nearest police station and say I committed a murder in Germany and then the police will make sure I am sent to Germany. There, I will say that I am in a weird 'what would you do if' and that was the only way home, I thought of.
What would you do if Tuxes exist as living creatures?
Befriend them! As long as they weren't evil. (the bad kind)
What would you do if you woke up and had a peg leg?
I would don my pirate hat and shamble forth to bring Yarr & Avast back to this world.
What would you do if you found yourself in Ft Douaumont in early May of 1916?
U would wonder "where the f*** am I?"
What would you do if Invader zim ask you to do som hentai thing with him?
Kill it with fire!
What would you do if you could go through walls?
i would find the secret levels in doom !!
what would you do in another dimension?
Take it with me!
What would you do if your hands and head suddenly got possessed by big, red boxing gloves and a mask WITHOUT ANY WAY OF REMOVING WHATSOEVER????
Try to type with box gloves on my hands! (not-so-hidden reference, the first one who say it, gets a cookie ^_^)
What would you if someone offers you a way to immortality, but with one condition: another immortal being becomes your sworn enemy, and tries to kill you again and again and again?
I'd accept and then see to it that the bastard was thrown into the sun.
I'd also have to say that Strongbad don't need no fingers to type.
What would you if you either had to wear shoes every second for the rest of your life or never wear shoes again?
I would Cut my feet off, AND nver wear shoes again.
So,..............what would you do if you cant whink on a "what would you di if..." question?
Look through random pictures untitl my mind spawened a question.
What would you do if Kermit the frog was stalking you?
I would secretly sneak away, dress myself up in an Animal costume, go ahead and talk to him and finish it off with that dreadful song until the poor thing was INTERNALLY DISINTEGRATED ;006
What would you do if good suddenly turned out to be better than awesome?
Before answering the question: NekOsaka gets a cookie. ^_^
But now for the question - good becomes better ? My life would turn chasing the most awesome things!
What would you do if - for some reason - a snowstorm comes in summer and it doesn't want to stop?
Hey, what do you mean if? That happens all the time to me! There even was one yesterday! (although, it wasn't really summer then)
<,<
But if it didn't want to stop...hmm...well...I'd bash it with a stick. Then i'd roll up a giant snowball and push it down a long slope so that it rolled into...something. ;006
What would you do if everything in your house suddenly were colored entirely in black and red?
Yeay! I got a cookie! *munch munch*
Finish the gothic lolita theme off with some frilly curtans and disturbing stuffed animals.
What would you do if you sudenly looked like your avitar?
I would Probably panic if I would wake up looking like my avatar one day.
What would you do if the end of the world would be in 10 days!
Go about my daily life. How would I know the world is about to end?
Supposing I did know, however, I would gather conclusive evidence and take it to authorities. Depending on the nature of the 'end' I might even be able to contribute to it's aversion. Supposing it's inevitable, I would die trying.
One night, you wake up around 10:00. For some reason it's incredibly dark, yet have no diffuculty seeing your way to the Window. Upon opening the window you are faced with the brightest sunlight you've ever seen, and your skin immediatly starts to burn. What is your inital reaction?
Close the window, maybe? Also probably an "AAGH, MY EYES!" scream, depending on my mood...and then go take a very cold shower to de-burn myself...or something. Then i place locks on the doors and windows, warn everyone in the house, then call/message everyone else about it. During my warning everyone and stuff i'd probably notice/be noticed of the fact that there's nobody else burns their skin in the sunlight, and i have two small wounds on the side of my neck. (nothing about the fangs though, i basically have that already) Having been informed of what's happened, I'd probably get pissed off and then continue having extreme mood swings during the day. Then when night comes, I'd go out and search for...
...VICTIMS... ;006
(sorry for length ^-^;)
What would you do if your computer upon startup booted up OS/2 WARP instead of your usual OS?
Swear never to use JFS again! It seems to attract wandering OS/2-tans. Then try to attract her attention and negotiate with her About a peaceful coexistance of Gentoo-tan, Plan 9-tan, HURD-tan and her.
What would you do if a new economic system sprang up in other nations and challenged everything you thought was correct about the economy?
Move to Japan and convince their government to partially re-establish their policy of isolationism.
What would you do if you suddenly had the power to make babies explode?
What a horrible power!!! Poor innocent babies! I would never use it. PERIOD!
Okay, for some reason you can no longer see color. Later, while in an argument, you are accused of seeing everything as black and white. What is your responce?
I'd say that its true, though I'm not sure if I'd try to make them feel guilty about saying that. It would depend on my mood.
What would you do if you woke up on the floor one day and all of your furniture was glued to your ceiling?
It depends on whether my computer counts as furniture or not...If it doesn't, well so what, I don't use fyurnityure much anyways (you suck!). If it DOES, though, well...then i'd glue myself to the ceiling XD
Or just invent...ANTI-GRAVITY!!! O_O
If you fell down a bottomless (ya rly!) hole, what would you do? (for the first, um, like 3 weeks i mean)
I would think to myself: Oh crap how did I get myself into this shit. And then I'd wonder about food.
What would you do if you woke up one day in a monastery in Tibet?
See it as divine sign and become a nun, I guess.
What would you do if you returned from a short holiday in another country and find out (when you are in the country again) that a civil war has broken out?
Id join the side that kickes the most ass!
Who would you assasinate in history and when?
Nobody, because changing the past would have critical effects on present and future.
What would you do if someone changed history and your friend/girlfriend wasn't born?
Um, i guess id need to get a new friend or girlfriend.. but then again I wouldnt have ever met them so I guess I wouldnt even know I had lost one. oh well -_-
Okay.. If you HAD to assasinate someone who would it be then? (dosent have to be in the past if your THAT worries about continuity)
I would assasinated My great grandfather and then see what happens.
What would you do if you met Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
Tell him to make his greatist work the Numa Numa song, and watch history destroy itself.
What would you do if MC Hammer was in your living room. Just standing there grinning and looking at your couch.
WTF!? I call the police! he is covering a murder for sure xD!
What would you do if you have the power to control the free will of people? xD!
Ha! Easy. I'd make them understand the meanings of their puny, human lives...meaningly, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL. Then I'd watch from my chair of menacing-evil-lord-o'doom-yness and smirk smugly as the world fell into deep despair and depression...myeessu. Mwahahahaha. ;006
And of course, that leads ussu to this question:
What would YESSU do if you suddenly discovered there was no meaning in life and everyone around yessu got chronically depressed?
What everyone does, kill myself, but that probably wont happen because of my ego, So I would most likely go to a nice old catholic monastery somewhere in the French countryside and live my life there not caring about life having no meaning and being depressed and all that.
What would you do if you could live forever?
Basicly nothing i will live forever so that means i i can be send to jail until the end of the world! o.o
What would you do if tomorrow the world ends?
Well aperently not much, but Id prolly spend the night in bed with a beautiful woman :P
What would you do if you woke up tommarow and you were a stray cat?
I would miss my fangs and opposable thumbs, but I'd gain the ultimate balance! I could walk along fences without falling. Plus I'd have super cool claws!
I'd need food eventually, though, so I'd work on my cuteness and cuddle my way into my friends house (She's a sucker for cute kitties ^.^)
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Suppose you are walking down the street when two people you don't know grab you and ask, out of two names you don't recognize, which is better. What do you do?
Id tell them that that the first one tasted better with ketchep but the second one had a smoother flavor and hope i weirded them out enough they left me alone.
if you could go anywhere and do anything what would be the first thing on your list?
I would go to my n-field and acquire the ability to move between fields at will. That way, I could visit all of my friends, regardless of where they were ^__^
You are a vampire, and have done well keeping your identity a secret. Suddenly, a Demon Hunter discovers you and chases you with Scary pointy things. What would you do?
Id give up and accept the inevitible... Im going to become a shishkabob. I should stop running around and making the demon hunter tired.
What would you do if you suddenly swapped bodies with your worst enemy?
I guess I'd be skewering a poor defenseless little Vampire, in the name of the Goddess.
Just kidding, your not my enemy! I'd actually have large teeth, and a insatiable desire to devour blond girls in red capes (Since Vampires' natural enemies are Werewolves)
What would you do if Macromedia had bought Adobe (instead of the other way round)?
Probobly the same thing i did when adobe bought macromedia.. shrug and keep going about my buisness.. it didnt really change things.
What would you do if you were sentanced to prison for 20 years and you were stuck in a cell with a big black guy that was a rapest.
Cry...
and question my judgement. What in the world was I doing that got me stuck in here for 20 years?!? and what exactly am I going to do in here? and what about food?
You find yourself at a desk at a Microsoft Technical Support Station. The phone rings and you answer. The rather stupid sounding user proceeds to demand to know why his PC is not working. He will offer no further useful information. What do you tell him?
I tell him to smear a stick of butter on his mother board. that always works.
(btw, they do eed you in prison, not that you wouldnt be getting plenty of black beef steak anyways.. plenty of protine for you)
What would you do if you were assigned as a mod here, but imidiatly after all sorts of bad members joined and started causing hate and disscontent?
Quotebtw, they do [f]eed you in prison
ahem... (http://ostan-collections.net/post-21689.html#21689)
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Anyways! Supposing that were to happen, I'd be glad of my hard copy of the rules, and would endeavor to memorize them. Nextly, I would commence isolating troublesome members (and IP addresses), carefully analyzing their posts and plead in PM with them to be nicer. Obviously I would delete hateful posts, lock potential flamewar threads, and ban those that needed to be (Hopefully very few). If all else failed, We could always go "Trouble
shooting" ^-^
What would you do if the Y2K bug was real, just eight years late?
id be glad that I installed the patches for it 7 years ago!!
what would you do if your pet of many many years turned out to be an alien from another world living secretly here to study you and you found out?
I'd try not freaking out too much at first. Then I'd make sure it had some manners before anything else, and then make sure it wasn't planning on making the world end, erasing humanity, or making me some sort of world saver. If none of those equals true, then I'd simply laugh, and go on with my regular life...
...with the exception of having alien technology at my side all the time from then on. I mean, I wouldn't extort anything from my ol' pet but...well...maybe, but just a little. No vaseline or anything.
What would you do if you found yourself covered with cream and surrounded by lots of rabid fangirls, out for your flesh?
Obviusly i "enjoy" the moment i fact i take my camera to remember that foreever and ever xD!
What would yoou do if suddenly you woke up and you are the only man/girl in the world?
I would be really happy and enjoy live as I could.
What would you do if you'd be sucked into your computer?
Spread through the 'net and take over the world!
What would you do if you woke up as ME-tan?
At first I would scream (not because only of becoming an OS-tan, but because of the gender change), then probably freeze =)
What would you do if you go to the OS-tans world, and you found (besides the obvious OS-tans) Mario there?
Praise the heavens that I finally found the OS-tan world, and then jump on turtles and run around with Mario long enough till I have enough coins to buy a house there.
What would you do if your hands were drills?
I would start to act like Drill Man! (from Mega Man)
What would you do if you can get other's abilities, skills, etc.?
I would lvl up an bring that ability to a maximum ^^
then i would think myself no more as a singularity and kill myself (or maybe i would first try to do it like in Yakitate Japan [its a manga about bread, very funny])
what would you do, if u don't need to eat or drink or breath?
I don't, well except for the occasional sip of blood. Mostly I just try to blend in, so that the humans don't kill me. (Shadow-walking come in handy ^__^')
Like CaptBrenden-sama is... T_T
What would you do if you told your BF a secret (and they promised not to tell), and then they told everyone?
Play it down. If you react to the exposed secret, then people will pay attention and annoy you. However, if you attempt to cover it up or conceal it, then it will seem like big news. However, by playing it down and not talking about it much, you make it seem like not that big a deal, that way people don't think of it as a big secret, thus they pay no attention to it.
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What would do if you were constant followed by a camera?
Be sent to a psych ward in under a day
What would you do if Japan began a hostil takeover of the world and was winning evey battle?
um.. call the marines, cus well.. they japanese was doing it once before, and we turned it around on them.
that or learn to say desu or kashira after everything I say.
what would you do if you were in a horrbile accident and were left a mishapened ugly beastie?
Get around to buying that fox mask
What would you do if Steven Hawking slaped you with a robotic arm?
Tell him that violence is a bad answer to disproving his theory.
What would you do if you could enter the world of your favorite Science fiction?
I'd be making marvin a little more depressed and i'd be eating a lot of toast with a small light saber!! then look for some weird aliens and stuff!
What would you do if you can read people's thoughts?
I would never use (or abuse) this ability, because this hurts other's freedom.
What would you do if everyone would use desu after each sentence?
Join them desu... and if i feel like it i will become the only one who doesn't use desu and i will be unique over all living people!!
What would you do if your prized possession was being burned in front of you buy your closest friend?
That would proubly be my Anime collection, which I would respond to with a Darth Vader quote, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then I'd be asken for a pretty good explination.
What would you do if you were leaving one of your good friends houses and ran over their pet?
I'd go immediately to my friend and give him the body, tell him i tried my best to help the poor thing and let him punch me a couple of times if he wanted to.......
What would you do if your closest same sex friend suddenly changed gender in a magical way and falls in love with you?
I'd wish I was never born.
What would you do if you could control the world for a year?
Create an utopia of peace, wealth and openSource!
what would you do if you could get one invention of the future today?
Get a fusion reactor, build a power plant, and sell energy to those who need it!
What would you do with one million dollars?
great idea :)
Save it, live of its interest and before I die tell a family of devout lawyers to give the money to the youngest living member of my family who lives 450 years from now. (cookies if you get that book reference)
What would you do if you woke up as archduke Ferdinand on the fateful day in Serbia?
Take a different route to wherever I was going!
What would you say if you could send a message to any time in the past?
Probably send a message to the Hitler administration telling them about a made-up threat to give Stauffenberg(?) a better chance to kill Hitler.
killing hitler might have been a very bad idea... well unless you killed him long before the war. The nazis were a fomitible force, and probobly could have achived their goal.. if things had been left up to their generals. But Hitler, being somewhat crazy, ran them into the ground making gross tactical mistakes... killing hitler durring whe war would have let the nazi army move and fight as it needed and things may have turned out differnt...
yeah if your gonna kill hitler kill him early.
oops, I did not post a question!
What would you d if you saw an UFO?
Id shoot it down... in new mexico, where i can just say it was a weather ballon, then collect up its parts, take them to an underground research facility, rebuild it and keep it in case they ever come to destroy our planet, so i can be the first one off of it :P
what would you do if you found out that a hit had been put out on you?
Grab the next flight to England...then Russia...then India...then Macau...then Japan...then Anchorage...then Fairbanks...then Barrow...then hide there until they get me!
What would you with a sword possessed with an evil spirit?
Keep it locked up. Don't want to have a mess unless I need to.
What would you do if Elvis moved in nextdoor and you were the only person who ever payed any atention to it?
Tell him he'll die if he listens to loud music before 10 am or after 2 am :p
What would you do if developped panic when exposed to brand-logos? (think Gibson's Pattern Recognition)
I's run around in circles 'till I drop down from tire.
What would you do if you'd wake up in a coffin being buried?
Wait until night and get back out, again...
Geez guys! Just because I have no pulse, doesn't mean I'm dead!
I guess sleeping in a coffin would help that impression, though! ^^'
You somehow find a way to trade skills you have now, for any other skill. What do you do?
Can I trade my knowlege of English for knowlege of Japanese? I think I'd keep the rest of my skills, there what make me, me.
What would you do if you woke up to find wrench through your forearm. There was no signs of cuting, it wasn't bleeding and it didn't hurt, it was just stuck though your arm.
I would, erm... take it out and never talk about it to anyone. But during night-time I would become Gummster-man, the frightening vigilante that saves the weak!
What would you do if you could suddenly play five instruments at once!?
become a one person band.
What would you do if you had a penny to spend? XD
I would EAT it. Because you can't buy much with just a penny anyways, and all they do is weigh down your wallet ziggy flame friggin much. Plus you need the minerals (or something).
What would you do if you found that the place you are currently at, with no explanation whatsoever, in ten minutes would be turned into a huge disco (and no shoes allowed!)?
I'd burn down my house and run in panic.
/me hates disco
What would you do if you could eat anything?
id eat the internet. so that i will gain the knowledge of the world!!!
what would you do if you are forced to choose and watch only watch one anime series for the rest of your life.
I would watch the anime for the rest of my days while eating oranges.
What would you do if the sun suddenly turned blue with blue sun shine?
I would try to figure out who the damn hell just pressed the "invert colors"-button on the UI of reality. And then, after confirming it's all Haruhi's fault because she was sick of all her orange clothing and thus decided to invert all the damn colors of the world, become her evil ninja pirate adversary/somehow-ally/general hangaround.
What would you do if you suddenly found that your computer was actually a supercomputer controlling the laws of physics?
Controlling the laws of physics? It could be fun for modifing things like gravitation a bit (jump much higher, etc.), but I think, after a while, it would be annoying for everyone, so, I think, I would use the ability only when I really need it.
What would you do if you realized that from other universes, someone watch our life in Earth (similar to the South Park episode: Cancelled)
Kidnap him and sue him in this universe for privacy violations.
What would you do if the entire film industry would go chapter 11 today?
Take advantage of the new lack of competition and produce my own films becoming a millionare.
What would you do if you saw a pimped out, computer intergraded van drive down the street with an OS tan paint job?
I'd stare for a second or too, then I'd go home and do the same thing to my car.
What would you do if you could become an OS-tan! =O
ooo a zjhentohlauedy-tan.....
ok that sounded really wrong. i'd probably be never seen anywhere anymore.... ;026
what would you do if your mind switched bodies with a 500 pound guy living in his mother's basement?
Look through his anime collection to find anything I haven't yet seen, and then write down in a notebook; "Atempt to put mind into the internet test #42-Failed"...
What would you do if your house was stormed by a hoard of sumo wrester build, Sailor Moon cosplayers?
Put an ice bucket on my head, and hang off of the shower curtain rod upside down.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with three rabid, loud, OS zealots hell-bent on destroying your favorite OS(es)?
Well, you know, don't you? And later hide their bodies. Damn Winnies!
What would you do if you could change your appearance at will?
I would stay like me, but it'd be a super cool ability for Gummster-man!
What would you do if you could look like the British Queen?
Contact the best doctors in the world. ^^; No offence meant to anyone.
What'd you do if the Vorticon colony near planet Mars led by your former rival from school was determined to blow up earth, and you were the only one possibly able to stop them, using your pogo stick and a laser gun?
I will built up a Earth defence Force (a huge defence army) but i will let blow up the army... and them conquer earth...
because to be a general isn't enough for me hehehee... XD
After some Years will use the same strategy like lelouch from code Geass and build up a new earth.
After that i will conquer the universe like the emperor from Warhammer 40k.
HAHAHAHAHA :done:
what would you do if you have a device that can revive anime/game characters?
You mean, revive them in their own world, or revive them to our world?
If revive them in their world: I won't do anything, I don't want to change other worlds by mean reasons.
If revive them in our world: Hm... the possibilities are infinite! XD But I think I would make a great arena, and collect characters from a lot of games/animes, and ... let's get ready to rumble!!!
If you can have one (and only one) special abilities from any game/anime, what would you choose?
I Will choose the controlable version of Geass! ! hehehehe ....
(watashi wa Zero 2) XD XD XD hehehehehe...
(to have the power like Son Goku (Dragon Ball) wouldn't be bad either)
(with that power i could conquer the world too)
If you were a emperor what would you do?
Line my pockets, help some good causes, and then hand control of the country over to Japan.
What would you do if everyone was calling you by the wrong name and when you checked any identification It said the name they were calling you?
Isn't that rather paradoxical? A "Wrong" name is one that differs from the "official". If, however, the "Official" name was the "Wrong" name, then the "Wrong" name was not wrong, thus redefining the "Official" name.
Okay, I'm confused now. ~_~
What would you do if after successfully creating an artificial intelligence (modeled after an OS-tan), the OS's respective owner confiscated all files on the grounds that you are infringing on their intelectual property
Id kill them, make a creepy skin suit out of them, and then live in a house of their bones, with my beloved 3.1sama that I got back.
What would you do if someone you know turned out to be a different sex then you thought they were?
As in switched sex, or just hid their sex the entire time? I've had both happen, so it isn't as much of a surprise as it might have been. It'd probably take a day of "My, that's awfully weird!" and then I'd re-assosicate their new gender.
What would you do if instead of downloading a file, your browser read in negative Kbps and was actually uploading your critical files to the government?
I'd put on a tinfoil hat, and then hide under my bed.
What would you do if a hamburger ate you?
I'd realize that I'm in Soviet Russia! (Russian Reversal Rule: In the USA, you eat the hamburger, in Soviet Russia, the hamburger eats you!) After that, I'll use the rule in another way: In the USA, eaten people are dead, in Soviet Russia, dead people eat!
What would you do if the Russian Reversal Rule would apply to the whole world?
I'd go to Soviet Russia, where the russian reversal rule is reversed by the russian reversal rule!!
what would you do if a pack of rabid dogs were chasing you and you were only carrying a pack of gum?
I'd rest easy knowing that I would die with minty fresh breath.
What would you do if tiny hamsters kept following you around but hid whenever anyone else but you would see them?
I'd check to see if I was on any medication that made me hallucinate! If not, then I'd lead them into a really big wheel and they'd be trapped.
What would you do if showed up to a party wearing only your pajamas, I you didn't know why?
I'd go out of the party, go home and then change into real clothes.
What would you do if you could only where pyjamas?
I'd probably lose a lot of clients. PJ's don't look very professional.
Besides which, I only sleep when injured, so why wear PJs?
What would you do if "Life" was an OS, and the super user just exited the GUI?
save my status and make sure I am started at the next bootup. until shutdown, live happpily as ASCII-art Tux.
What would you do if you could make a wish which will come true at the end of your life?
Make the wish, of course! I'd probably wish for a peaceful death because it takes vampires an incredibly long time (In standard human years) to die naturally, and in case you haven't noticed, human keep thinking up all sorts of barbaric ways to kill us (A stake through the heart? That'd kill anyone!)
What would you do if an EMP was detonated near your house?
die. I was on that computer. Hopefully people mirrored me :p
What would you do if from one day to the other all media companies went bankrupt?
Nothing, life continues, and there's nothing you can do about that.
What would you do if life stops to continue?
Stop living.
What would you do if your computer crashed...right...now!
Well I cirtanly wouldnt be awnsering this thread :P
what would you do if your perception was altered and everyone you saw was disgustingly ugly for the rest of your life?
Watch anime? read Manga? the choices are endless!! may i'd also go insane and think everybody is a zombie!
What would you do if you became immortal!
I wouldn't die, that might be quite alot of fun, I'd start by learning a bunch of languages, then I'd train my body to become the ultimate killing tool (but not killing anyone, that's against the rules). Then I'd find God and chat to him about life!
What would you do if you were God?
id cook people I done like with a really big magnifying glass, and id really freak out the religios people by iniating a bunch of really weird pluages that have nothing to do with the end of the world and see how long it takes some nut to say it is a sign of it. then i would smite him.
what would you do if everything you touched turned into gold?
i'd touch people i hated then sell them then when i gained enough money, of course by using other people as my hands, i would hire very smart people to make my golden fingers go away. if they can't then I'll go berserk and turn everything to gold!!
What would you do if you started foaming in the mouth and discovered that you are rabid?
*growls and jealously hugs 3.1, doskitty, and suigintou to him* *snarle* what do you mean IF I was rabid?
What would you do If a stray gunfire from a gang fire fight hit and killed your best friend/sibbling/parent right now?
Do what most of the main characters in anime do, *emo*. That or mabey try to take out the gangs, thermite isn't that hard to make...
What would you do if Ronald McDonald's decapitated head was in your bed when you woke up one day?
I'd sigh, then think to myself "not again." Then I'd throw it in trash can.
What would you do if you were Buddha?
Do what I always do, enlighten people with the facts of life, only then when people disagree'd with me I'd call them Blasphemers.
What would you do if every time you closed your eyes you saw OS tan hentai?
close my eyes?
what would you do if you were cursed with being so attractive to the opposite sex?
I'd become a model or something. And have a rich boyfriend XD
What would you do if somebody asked you what would you do if...?
Scream and become rabid until i realized I had NOT just been teleported to the internet.
What would you do if the word 'teleported' did not exist?
we'd all use la'rala'rariva (been split placewise) from my favorite conlang :)
What would you do if your computer was FUBAR and all you had to fix it was a gentoo-minimal live-CD (no GUI, no userfriendly installers, justa a number of bashs)?
Well, unless I'm misunderstanding, FUBAR is "Beyond All Repair," so there'd be nothing left to fix! I'd probably have a friend bring a Xubuntu install disk (Since I only have Gentoo-minimal for some reason?) and start over! Good thing everything is backed up!
What would you do if you had to cause a problem every time you fixed one?
get rid of you!!!! or lock you somewhere safe
what would you do if an angry mob starts chasing you?
*Sigh*
What I've always done. Lose as many of them as I can, then run/fly to mothers home. Traditional vampire residences are surrounded by a shroud of confusion ^__^
What would you do if you could no longer speak?
use the internets. type my way into communication!
What would you do if a swarm of zombies was headed to your home?
Hmm, the shroud only affects the living, so that might be dangerous! Then again, I'd probably have enough control over them to ward them off, seeing as I am a greater in the hierarchy of the undead than they!
What would you do if everything you ever wanted was being sold at your street corner?
Its time to rob a bank and buy the magic store!
what would you do if you had control over the internet?
Eliminate porn and virii! Wouldn't the nets be so much better without them?
What would you do if you owned the world?
Holy shit...... I'm gonna make all the girls around the world dress like XP-tan
What if you owned Heaven, Earth, Hell and the Universe?
Make it FLAT.
Make it with ELEPHANTS.
Make it ON A TURTLE.
Make some poor guy carry it all.
SWIM THROUGH THE UNIVERSE!!!
What'd you do if the White House was permanently coated with maple syrup?
Release hoards of bee's to attack the whitehouse. So it would be all covered in syrup AND bee's! What this acompleshis I don't know, but it would be very, very fun.
What would you do if every time you sneezed you sprayed out around a half cup of blood?
I'd probably go see a doctor, but then again it's kinda cool so I would probably just keep it secret, wait no I wouldn't!
What would you do if you woke up with a puddle of blood around you?
Check to see if I had any wounds, and then check to see if my family was dead. If I had no wounds and my family had yet to die, I'd proubly say something like, "Why does this keep happening?"
What would you do if you saw a panda with a lab jacket and a pink afro conducting trafic in an intersection?
I'd murmur: Damn, I need caffeine! because apparently, I am not awake yet.
What would you do if the HURD reached version 1.0 today?
Run around, scream, run around a little more, leap onto my bed and headbutt my pillows twice. Then I'd go to school. ^-^
Ok, here's one related closely to my everyday life:
What do you do if you miss the train?
I'd find it since i miss it so much!! ;161
What would you do if you had the power to change a persons thoughts?
I would only use in need, such as if I want to get free stuff.
What would you do if you discovered you have never really had a brain.
duhhhhh........wat bran?
What would you do if you started gaining weight really fast? like 5 lbs per day
Stop eating and doing exercises, probably. If I don't eat anything, I can't get weight ^^
What would you do if you need to sleep 18 hours a day (because of an illness, or some other strange reason)?
I'd sleep a lot, and I'd probably have very little leisure time.
What would you do if you had to sleep for a hundred years (A reference to Sleeping beauty)
I'd take my plushed Tux and fall asleep at my parents'. I'd look forward to the great tech of the future.
What would you do if proprietary software made you physically ill?
I'd probably be too...O_O *Wait, I have to run to the bathroom* Sick to type right now...
What would you do if open source software made you run around town singing?
I'd run around and sing free songs :)
What would you do if you had a perfect memory?
I forgot what the question...?
What would you do if a car crashed though your living room right....NOW!!!!
Duck and hope it jumped over me.
What would you do if Microsoft made a version of Linux?
i'd probably wait for Kami-Tux's reaction....waiting........
What would you do if microsoft made a version of Linux?
First laugh, then dodge the flying pigs then argue about the fact the distro contains unfree code, then test it on an outdated PC to test how crappy it is.
What would you do if DOS-tan asked for a place on your computer?
Dazzle her around a bit, format my old (cr)apple laptop, and then shove her in there. Maybe use her if i needed nostalgia...a LOT.^^
What would you do if all music instruments in your house suddenly got...FANGS???
They'd probably kill me. There are a lot of instruments in my house.
What would you do if all MY instruments would end up in YOUR house?
kill them before they kill me!
What would you do if a rabid fanboy thinks you are his idol?
Whaddya mean, "if"?
And I'd probably avoid him. Since they tend to be quite...well, rabid.
How'd you handle a horde of screaming fangirls on your doorstep?
I wouldn't handle them, I'd lock the door, and the windows.
How would you handle a horde of screaming fanBOYS on your doorstep?
Demand anime, games and computer parts as offerings. And if they act like the bad kind of fanboys, run to my room, grap a katana and put on three more pairs pants, with belts.
What would you do if everyone on earth started ending every sentence with ~nya~?
Rebel and start recruiting people for my own faction ending all sentences with -ssu. GLORY TO THE HARU-NATALLIANCE!!!
Okay, civil war, whose side are you on? (I'm with Haruhi-sama ^_^)
You don't even have to ask, Haruhi of course.
What would you do if Jesus would show up in your backyard?
First laugh at his completely witless language, then tell him his story has been all screwed up - and THEN strap his arms behind his back and throw him out my window. HA!
What would you do if Shami suddenly appeared on your cupboard? HMM!?
I'd ask him why he's on my cupboard! Then probably throw him out.
What would you do if you couldn't sleep but yet you needed it!
Hmm, this isn't an unfamiliar situation for me. while vampires don't need much sleep, we still take some. But man, you would not believe some people blood-sugar levels! I think I was beyond Hyper for an entire week! Anyways, in such cases I lock myself in my room and calculate sphenic numbers until I can't think any more. it usually works ^__^
What would you do if a cute little kid wanted you to play with them, but after a while, when you get up to leave they start bawling and follow you until you play with them again?
Give them my evil stare. Then leave without further words. And PUT ON SOME HEAVY MUSIC IN MY EARS to get rid of those damn chatterers.
What'dya do if Taniguchi suddenly started stalking you?
I'd hit him very very hard.
What would you do if Taniguchi wouldn't stop talking to ya'?
Use the three magic tools...
DUCT TAPE
PLASTIC PADDING
and CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
INSTANT win.
What'dya do if...hmmm...TSURUYA started stalking you, then?
I'd be very happy. It'd be quite the pleasure knowing that Tsuruya would be stalking me.
What would you do if Yuki were stalking YOU!
Heehe, good one...
...
Wait, she actually can do that!? o_o
Okay, for the finale (?) of the Haruhi-chara-stalking-you questions...
WHAT WOULD YE DO IF MIKURU STARTED STALKING YOU AROUND (while tripping over herself, making scared noises and being her general uber-moe self)!? EH!?
I'd help her up, ask her to join me for tea and kindly ask why she's stalking me.
As I've said before MOE-ness is ineffective on me!
What would you do if the devil would offer you superpowers instead of your soul?
It would depend on what philosophy the offerer held. Many people are of the opinion that vampires have no soul (some of these people also hold that taking a picture steals part of your soul, which is why vampires don't show up on film). If the offerer believed this I would probably be able to get away with any superpower for free! Otherwise, I'd have to stick with my normal abilities ^__^
What would you do if someone offered you Bill Gates' soul?
Refuse it, I don't need it.
What you do if you would change soul with you friend/girlfriend?
What, like, trading bodies?
o_o
That...WAY TOO SCARY. (I did, though, cosplay as my clone/not-as-evil-as-me twin/cousin once, and people had a really damn hard time telling the difference between us. That was extremely amusing.)
What'dya do if you possessed a self-replenishing amount of magical feathers?
Sell them on ebay and use the money to start my own Otaku gear shop. Everything from comp parts to posters and figures.
What would you do if you found out that scientology was the correct answer, as in they were right?
SLAY THEM ALL. ;006
And nobody would ever have to know.
Haruhiism is the correct answer!!!
What would you do if a reindeer was embedded in the motherboard of your new computer?
I'd give it to a zoo.
What would you do if your computer would be mainly constructed out of a dead badger?
Rejoice that the bacon made comp could now battle with another!
Would you buy tickets to such an event?
No I wouldn't...
Would you buy tickets to Iceland's annual music festival?
Maybe later, there are different priorities right now.
What would you do if you only could use a textbrowser to visit websites?
I'd use it to download a non-textbrowser.
What would you do if the internets would rebel against man?
Submit to the awesome power of the net, and embrace it!
What would you do if you found your dresser full of cheese one day?
Smoke it and summon Churuya. Nyorooooooo~n!
What would you do...with a Churuya?
I'd give it to Tsuruya as a present.
What would you give Tsuruya for present?
Hmmm. Let's see...how about...YOU? ;006
What would you do if all you could say was "My waifu is pregnant" for a whole week?
Squeak instead to speak.
what would you do if I informed you about the glorious new OS Gentoo Linux 2007.0?
Eat it and say, "Unyuu-nano!"
What would you do if the next month was Junk June?
Proubly be crucified for not seeing Rozen Maiden yet...
What would you do if walking down the street you saw someone nailed to a cross haning there, and when you inquired as to why they were on the cross they stated that their offense was never having seen Rozen Maiden?
I'd most likely try to get him/her down!
What would you do if the same thing would be done to someone except for the offence of not seeing Rozen Maiden he was crucified for not seeing Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya?
I'd laugh at her and her foolishness, then get her off the crazyfix and burn it. And then make her understand the greatness of Haruhi-sama.
^Ah, he forgot to but a what would you do question!
What would you do if you forgot to put in a what would you do question in a what would you do thread?
Sneakily edit my post and prentend to be commical Ali :)
What would you do if your nation entered a stage of 1922/23-ish hyperinflation?
Enact my plan to move to Japan a whole lot sooner than expected.
What would you do if you woke up one day with a huge tatoo of your favorite OS Tan on your chest/stomach? And it wasn't really a "worksafe" picture either...
Swear to myself never to drink alcohol again... Good thing I never wear clothes, which show a lot of skin!
What would you do if you were annoyed about tech support so much that you want to send them a letterbomb?
probably send them a letter bomb. hey i wanted to :)
what would you do if your internets was stolen?
Sue my ISP! :p
What would you do if I asked you to come to the IRC? :)
Stare like haruhi at the person in question. And then decide whether or not to come, but it's the staring that's important.
What would you do if Mikuru was your dentist?
Run! Mikuru is a weird IRC bot!
What would you do if Haruhi never existed?
*dies at the suggestion*
*uses powers of extreme sarcasm to summon Haruhi and make her revive me*
I don't even want to think about it...
What would you do if Linus Torvalds was assassinated by corporate agents!??!
Meh, no doubt by now he's OpenSourced himself, so I'd download him from the closest mirror and re-compile him into life ^__^
What would you do Linus Torvalds assassinated the corporate agents?
help him! Spear or peck the agents to death! PURGE! CLEANSE! KILL! SQUORK!
What would you do if a pissed off penguin with spear attacked you?
deflect it with my forward deflecter dish and see if pinquin tastes like chicken.
what would you do if the goverment passed a law banning open source products as unfair competion to the corperate world?
I'd kill the politicians who passed this law together with the rest of the Bndestag and declared myself supreme penguin of germany. Then I'd ban the usage of M$-products!
What would you do if pigs flew past your window?
Set up traps and eat them for dinner. ^_^
What would you do if every girl around you turned out to have been traps all along?
Id still hit it. wait. does that mean Kami-tux is a trap too? Or just the ones i know personaly? XD
What would you do if your woke up one morning and you were trapped in your appartment and it was possesed by ghosts?
Have a nice conversation with them and ask them to find out what was keeping me trapped. Since, as you know, ghosts are rather congenial towards vampires.
What would you do if, upon returning to your apartment, you found people in it?
Other than my flatmates or people in my room? Lock the door from the outside and ask a neighbour to call the police! (or spear them)
What would you do if you'd found a penguin with beard in your appartment, sitting in front of your computer?
Tell him that he'd better restore my OS before I grab a random LART and flog him out...and discard his spear, it's dangerous!
What'dya do if all posts on /b/ started materializing in your room?
rm -rf /b/
:p
What would you do if your computer turned into a C64 (maybe because you angered the Tux)?
Curse my fate. Then I'd pull over all the stuff on the harddrives to my new one. ^^
What'dya do if the Tux suddenly turned to...a horde of Narutards!!??!
prepare to get hit by trouts! (screams naruto sucks! fillers suck!)
what would you do if you discovered that MS is actually spying on you?
I wouldn't be surprised. And they probably already do that.
What would you do if you were the emperor of the known universe? (Yeah, I've been watching Dune).
[censored for violence, sex, drugs and weird economic theories]
What would you do if you had the chance to pass one law in your nation?
I'd use that chance.
What would you do if laws wouldn't apply to you?
I'd be pretty rich by now..
what would you do if you are a master of hypnosis?
Get revenge on lusers IRLly by making using Windows hurt for them.
What would you do if you woke up as giant bug?
I'd go see a doctor.
If you were a doctor and that would happen to you, what would you do?
Recompile myself with changed use-flags :)
what would you do if Iceland qualified for the next soccer World Cup?
I wouldn't do anything, I don't watch sports.
What would you do if your country would win the world handball competition thingie...?
Use it as excuse to party :p
What will you do during the Eurovision Song Contest?
Not watch it, probably practice, do my job
What are you doing during Eurovision?
Watch it and root for a chanceless candidate, I guess.
What would you do if it was possible to 'hack' ones DNA to improve oneself?
Hah! I'd have the selling rights to it, and deploy the technology for WTFMOTHRAHUGE loads of cash. ;006
What'dya do if you had 10 months to discover a way to save the world from certain doom?
I'd ask God for help. If he refuses to help, I ask the Magi.
What would you do if you had 1337 gaming skillz.
Guh~ Get picked on. -.-
What'dya do...if you had hair like a peacock?
Change it to my current hair due.
What would you do if you were the president of the world?
rule with an iron fist! obey the fist!!!!
what would you do if you were forced to eat something you dislike for the rest of your life?
Elither Learn to like it or never eat again (which wont be for long).
What if you could Kill somone, would you do it and if so who would you Kill?
I don't really condone killing, so no killing for me.
If you had to legally change your name what would you change it to?
<---THIS ONE!!!
So, whaddya do if an underwear thief was rampaging thy neighborhood?
Set up a honeypot for him: hide my underwear and set up a mechanism which handcuffs anf footcuffs the thief at the location, you'd expect it.
What would you do if you found out this world is only a simulation?
id rescue it, matrix style. hahahaha
what would you do if you discovered you were adopted and your real parents were aliens who abandoned you long ago.
Try and find out if I have any cool alien powers, I'd also try to find where the hell my parents took off to and why.
What would you say if VG cats had a plot arch where the VG cats characters waged war against the OS tans?
I would blink in confusion. Because VG cats don't have "plot arches" as such... -w-
What would you do if this thread was suddenly BUMPED UP TO THE FRONT PAGE? Eh?
I'd wonder why.
What would you do if the devil offered you to buy your soul.
I'd take it right back at him and say, "How 'bout selling your own for a change?" And then buy it in trade for my secrets...some of them.
Whad'yan do if yan became trapped in yan RP?
Just go with the flow.
What would you do if you'd become a huge smiley.
Eat pacman. -v-
What'dya do if C-Chan's evil twin appeared at your doorstep?
Probably sell him to a zoo or something.
What'ya do if CaptBrendans evil twin would show up at your doorstep?
Steal his space marine armor suit and then enslave him (as a maid).
i love my job ^-^
Whaddya do if THIS GUY appeared in fronta you?
Walk far far away.
What would you do if your internets would attempt to assassinate you?
Steal their...internet marine suits and then enslave them (as HORDE of maids).
Added after 20 seconds:
What would ya do if you suddenly developed narcolepsy?
I'd find a dictionary and look that word up.
What would you do if there were no dictionary's!?
Begin writing one. Dictionaries are too useful to be without
What would you do if the sun became a black hole?
Play the violin 'till the time I die.
What would you do if your house would become a blackhole?
Ummm...dunno, summon an anti-black hole i guess?
What would you do if part of your HAND became a demonical black hole thingy? (REFERENCE LAWL!!!)
I'd use it to my advantage and control the universe! Then die.
What would you do if your name was MIREILLE!
....that's just...ew.
Well, prolly get myself a very good nickname...or just go queer and have it over with.
What'd you do if you got Straight Eye'd?
What does that even mean?
Where'd all the birds go!?
You ate them!!! You are evil!
(also, this is not the stupid questions thread! BOO!)
Whad'ya do with half a pound of Brickers?
Give them to seaguls and see what happens. Mabey they fight eachother, mabey they esplode, mabey they build gundams who knows?
What would you do if you had to publicly display, in front of an auditorium full of all of your peers and family, a slideshow of every picture you ever saved from the internet?
I'd show them the pictures, with pride and joyand there shall be many laughs ( I have no pr0n mind you.)
What would you do if you were ROFLMAOZOMGZPWND?
WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE
What would you do if your head was asploded???
I'd lie down and take a long good nap.
What would you do if you'd wake up in Nodame's room?
Swear to myself never to drink again! Probably I'd wonder where my clothes are :)
What would you do if you woke up with a hangover and in a bed that is surely not yours, next to an ugly person of your own sex?
I'd... I'd never get over it.
What would you do if the internets would be banned?
I'd build my own. -w-
I GOT OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
What'dya do about that?
get over 1/x where lim x -> 0
What would you do if pokemons were real?
Oh crap! You've unveiled my secret plan to take over the world! I must hurry!
*scurries away to pokemon lab*
MINE!!!!!!
What would you do if you had a yellow, electric rodent stuck on your shoulder?
Run around in cool poses, get electicuted and make references that surely wont be carried over through translation.
What would your responce be if every detail about your life, including your looks and family ect, was an Anime in Japan, the only difference being that the Anime version of you didn't have your sexual preference? (ex your strait, Anime you is homosexual)
WUÃ,,Ã,,EH. o_o (http://imageboard.pocketmonsters.net/Satoshi/src/118108026937.jpg)
That'd be my response.
What'dya doo if all food you ate turned green once you touched it?
Probably eat it anyways, colour matters not.
What would you do if someone walked up to you when walking at the streets and asked you if you wanted to play in an orchestra?
Say yes but remembered that you can't play an insterment.
What would you do if you found your best friend in your shower when you didn't even invite him/her over?
First I'd pretend I didn't know he was there, and then gay him up real good, Koizumi style. -w-
THEN I'd ask him, when he was shocked out of his wits, what he was doing there. -w-
What'dya do if ya found some random person you didn't know using your showar?
I'd probably stare for a moment, walk out of the room, then hit him with a guitar.
What would you do if you found out that you are not really living, but dead?
go haunt people! the dead have RISEN!!!! GAOOOOO!!!
What would you do if you were stuck in a room..................without a computer!!!
I'd peck a hole through the wall, escape and go online
What would you do if mangas were never invented?
Umm...well, take over the world and force people to.
But I'll do that anyway >w<
What'dya do if OSC was ZA WARUDO!, and everything that happened and/or was posted here somehow manifested itself in the real world?
Destroy M$ in a posting :)
What would you do if you woke up as that thing in your sig?
WAH! Me, Jigglypuff!? No wai...
Ok here we go. I'd...agh damnit, I dunno, he's kinda useless as a pokemon actually...sing? And fly around? Ooh yeah, fly around! LIKE A BALLOOOOOOON!!!!
What'dya do if you woke up and your house was full of...DOGS!???!
I'd get a baseball bat. It's time for vengeance.
What would you do if your dog would start talking!?
Stare and then hit my head on the wall just to make sure I'm not dreaming something retarded.
What would you do if you found a Pikachu in your bed when you woke up?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
What would you do if you end up in your favorite game's world?
I'd wonder if I died and went to heaven.
What would you do if you found yourself in the South Park world?
I'd wonder if I had died and went to hell.
What would you do if you'd get stuck in Antarctica for ten days?
Meditate, learn to speak with sentient penguins, build a secret lair and plot for world domination.
Whad'ya do if you suddenly became a sentient pack of 2-minute noodles?
Wondering what the hell I did to deserve this kind of treatment.
What would you do if your friend is driving 120 km/h in a 40 km/h zone?
I'd wonder where the cops are, then phone him and alarm him on his very probable doom.
What would you do if your car would rise up against you?
Put it in the garbage bin (the only car I have s a toy car :) )
What would you do if you woke up in an UFO?
I would change my beliefs and follow the UFO people's every word if i can understand them and do anything to survive and travel the galaxy
what would you do if you went blind?
I'd get myself some megane
What would you do if you went deaf?
Saying in my head "So this is what Cartman went through..."
What would you do if you saw a the soul of a dead person?
I'd call the soul police.
What would you do if you were able to freely control all things that don't really exist?
MAKE them exist. Then control them in reality. >w<
Whad'ya do with a Zanpakutou?
go to hell and slay all the demons and become a total badA$$
What would you do if you can make emoticons come to live.....
Naturally, make my glorious Haruhi emoticons into live mini-versions of her!
Whad'ya do with an army of live mini-haruhi's?
you mean what they'll do to me(you honestly think Haruhi-sama is gonna take orders from me?), then i probably waste my life trying to please the mini Haruhi-sama army.
what ya do with an army of live mini-Konatas
Give 'em a bunch of computers and let them waste away their _small_ lives on the net. >w<
Whad'ya do if someone filed you an order in three copies to revive the stupid questions thread?
Filed him three orders of chain-mail which he must send to every1 he knows then i think about it.
What ya do if nunchuck wielding bunnys took over the world.....
I'd start a rebellion, and take the world for myself.
What would you do if the music would come to live!?
Depends on the music J-Pop, Classics,Soft Rock or things like that i embrace it. However if it was Rap hip-hop or some hard rock(imagines flyings KISS everywhere) KILL IT!!11!!.
What would ya do if u had the power to fly and read peoples minds
Flying... one of the most wonderful abilities we couldn't reach in our real life. That would be so awesome, flying with beautiful white wings would give me the freedom! But about the mind reading - I wouldn't use it, because it hurts others freedom.
What would you do if you could transform to any animals?
Transform to a giraffe. I eventually want to look down on you instead having you look down on me.
What would you do if Linux was as popular was Windows now is, with M$ and Apple fighting bankruptcy?
If that would be the case, I probably use some Linux distribution now...
What would you do if Microsoft and Apple made an ally against other OS-es?
Demand that there be catears.
What would you do if a catgirl was stalking you?
I'd use my powers of Extreme Sarcasm until she surrendered. Then enslave her and force her to be my maid.
(have we heard this before, i wonder?)
What would you do if you suddenly had Seakings appearing everywhere you went?
Catch them all. The throw them in my imaginary swimming pool.
What would you do if there was a war between the humans and the OS-tans?
Search for pokemans somewhere in the battlefield, and then take control over them. So that i could...well, how 'bout enslave all the others and turn the OS-Tans into my personal meido army and the Humans into....no wait, screw the humans, they're not useful for anything anyways, I'll just go with my personal meido army of OS-Tans. And mai pokemans. -w-
What'dya do if you found yourself in a hostage situation?
Saying to myself "If I die today, I'm going to haunt these bastards till the day they die."
Would you do if you were asked to create a manga so it could be put on market?
Create one with penguins! And without those annoying human beings.
What would you do if you found out that you were able to speak and understand kiSwahili very well?
I'd say to myself "Holy crap! When did this happen!"
What would you do if Death appeared and was forced to make an important decision. Live or Die?
Kill him for using the wrong OS :)
What would you do if you woke up in Malawi, hungover, only in your underwear and without any money?
Id remove the underware and do the helicopter to fly to safety.
What if the mod awnsered the forum games with the most disturbing mental image ever and you could still see it when you close your eyes?
*looks at Kami's question*
*looks at Cappy's answer*
*twitch*
*looks again*
*gets a spork*
IMMA FUKKEN SLAY YOU CAPPY!!!!! ;263
Whad woult yoo du if you had the power to summon the anti-banhammeR?
I'd force him to do what I want.
What would you do if you woke up in world with Pokemon and Digimon combinded?
Curse the world for creating those plagiaric stupidities with their complete lack of inspiration on names. Then summon Kyon and order him to ask Haruhi-sama to either restore the world, or at least remove the Digimons from there.
What would you do if you woke up and had a collar around your neck, and what anime character would be most likely to be holding it?
Louise... and then she would tell me to wash her panties.
I just heard him threaten a mod... *idly twirls the ban hammer*
plus i find it funny that you like pokemons, but not digimons.. its the same thing, collect silly little things make them stronger then make them fight or some crap
They are NOT! And plus, that wasn't much of a question, was it?
(so i answered it with a question ^^ counter!!!)
What would you do if you had one day to pack for three weeks worth of vacation?
pack? and say bye to my computer, I'M GONNA MISS YOUUU!!!
then use the remaining time to miss my computer some more and maybe my ps2.
what would you do if you were connected to your pc? like whenever it froze you will freeze with it
Leave X11!
What would you do if you were a penguin?
Probably become a magical girls cute and loving pet and go on mystical adventures :3
What would you do if you have the strongest magnet in the world
throw it somewhere. it very dangerous having a powerful magnet around, you might have problems with attracting sharp objects and explosive sssstuffssss.
what would you do next if someone called you a thief in front of a lot of witnesses and for some reason you started to run like a thief?
As I run I'd scream, "You'll never get me Lucky Charms!" And then after I lost them I'd circle back around and tackle the person who called me a thief while screaming something about norwhales.
What would you do if on a daily basis for every person who used the word "the" when talking to you, you had to spend 6 minutes doing a headstand latter that day?
improve my foresight or fore-hearing for that matter and shut anyone's mouth before they finish the word...
what would you do if you suddenly grew twice your size permanently?
Be inraged that I now need to buy all new clothes, proububly cusom made. And then I'd join the NBA, I am very bad at Basketball, but being around 12 feet tall, I don't think I'd be doing THAT bad.
What would you do if for the rest of your life you could never touch natural fibers of any kind(wood-paper, cotton, wool, hemp)?
computer?
what would you do if you realized that you are Gay/Lesbian?
I come back to this type of question o_O
hhmmm jump in bed with these people *put out a list of people*
If you could get any person to do what you want, who, what and why would it be? like control them for a day
Vladimir Putin. I would have him give over all his power to me. It would be cool to control Russia...
What would you do if you were arrested for narcotics possession, even though you didn't do it?
Plede my inocence, which shouldn't be that hard, seeing as how I've no prior offences. But than again, if they look at my school records... I've gotten into trouble in some... interesting ways...
What would you do if everyday the first thing you saw would be what people called you for the rest of the day?
I'm gonna be called ceilling for te rest of my life!
What would you do if you were given 100 million dollar in exchanged for your internet?
Take the money my internet s*x *streamyx* anyway then buy a better one :D
What would you do if you can wirelessly connect to any computer on earth and control them.
Say goodbye to every single computer viruse. And hello to a picture of ham as every background. I wouldn't make the ham thing pernmanent it'd just be fun to have every computer in the wold have ham as the background image.
What would you do if you got on your computer there was tubgirl as the background and your computer for some reason would not let you switch the background?
Throw my screen out the window. Actually, throw my whole computer out the window. Then, cry in a corner.
What would you do if you saw those Mac and PC commercials and started having perverted thoughts?
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Knowing you, you brought that up cus you do have them T_T
But Id claw my eyes out probobly.
what would you do if someone broke into your house while you were at home alone in it?
I have a chainsaw at home sooooo...... you get it
What would you do if your face turned to a squirrel that speaks jiberish.
Were bound to run out of ideas sooner or later.....
Quote from: "CaptBrenden".....
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Knowing you, you brought that up cus you do have them T_T
XD
Actually, I don't! (Yeah, I know, you think I'm lying) But I do wish they would get their own sitcom. It would give me a reason to watch tv again. -_-;
Back on topic...
I would wonder if this is a dream. And if it's not, commit suicide.
What would you do if your tv set started talking to you?
Start up a conversation about the internet. It will become so cross it will shut itself off.
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What would you do if you kept slipping back and forth between different points in your life?
Id save my dad from getting hit by a car and make my mom fall in love with me on accident but then Id totally rock out at the school dance while my hand was dissapearing and then drive a delorian back to the future.
ahem <_< >_>
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Actually, I don't! (Yeah, I know, you think I'm lying) But I do wish they would get their own sitcom. It would give me a reason to watch tv again. -_-;
at least Im not the only one that dosnt watch TV. I argued with the cable guy for like half an hour trying to convince him i only needed high speed internet. The only show I watch at my friends is Cops. Its good stuff for someone like me who wants to be a cop.. lets me see some of the messed up things they run into and I can contemplate how i would deal with the stupid people.
what if you got signed up for a reality TV show where they follow you around and watch everything you do and show it to the world?
Quotewhat if you got signed up for a reality TV show where they follow you around and watch everything you do and show it to the world?
Fight my way out! It would make some good TV! Just like that movie...
What would you do if two girls came to your house, claiming to be your relative?
find proof? then let them stay if any is found. can't trust everbody these days you know.
what would you do is a beautiful woman suddenly throws her arms around you and says that she is your fiance?
Look at her. Twitch my eyebrows. Then just gently push her off me and enjoy being stalked for a while.
What would you do if you were stuck on sea in a storm, with a blasted motor and hurricane winds in thy sails as yer only hope?
Throw the Anchor down so the ship doesnt topple over and head for thy eye of thy storm and pray ^_^
QuoteWhat would you do if two girls came to your house, claiming to be your relative?
That is obviously from onegai twins :3
oh and seems ye are back senpai from ye hibernation ehhh?
What would you do if your left hand turned to a parrot?
Start a freak show, drive around the south, and charge two bits a gander!
What would you do if you gained the power of telekinesis from a motorcycle accident?
I would hide it and use it for my personal entertainment. Would make a great party trick though :D
What would you do if you suddenly got transported aboard the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)?
Use a dog whistle to take the ship over, rename it the NYS Ohno, and sail it around the galaxy, randomly pwning trading vessels and passenger cruisers.
What would you do if you woke up on the Yamanote Line, with an E231 coming straight for your head?
Freak out because you have no idea what the hell is going on.
What would you do if you had the ability to go back in time?
I'd go forward in time to see what a space navy really looks like!
What would you do with a shovel?
Finally burry any dead bodies in the gulch, Up until this point all we had were shovels, what were we going to do, shoot a grave?
Who would you see if you could meet the people behind any series (game/anime/manga/tv)? And what would you say/do to them?
Steal all the good looking guys and shove them in my closet. Just for memories sake. ^^
What would you do if you had to play a piano (which you don't know how) in front of millions and millions of people?
look confident in playing and maybe, just maybe something good will come out of it. if not then i would be famous for sometime.
what would you do if your figurines turned to life
I'd be scared. Because my figurines are stuffed animals....
What would you do if you saw Sadako-tan?
I'd hug and kiss her!! too cute!!
what would you do if your monitor started blinking, showing the words you will die!!
Throw away my monitor away and hope it was a joke.
What would you do if landed in a world where no exsisted?
probably just explore, find food, try to stay sane, imagine, talk to some things.
what would you do if zombies horde the land?
try to find a way to kill things that are already dead.
What would you do if you could hear what song was playing in someone else's head?
sing it and freak them out with my super cool powers!
what would you do if all you can eat is beans?
Set the record for eating the most beans, and make teh moneyz!
What would you do if I took away your internets?
I'd grab my violin gear and take it back with any means necessary.
What would you do if you had a flying dog
I'd fly to the moon and find out if it really is made of cheese
What would you do if you were confronted by a Dragon Cake?
That's obvious, I'd feed to ninjas, dragons are the ninjas arch enemy after all.
What would you do if you had the power of the oni clan!?
TAKE OVER TEH WORLDZ. 8D
*cough* >.>
What would you do if could speak every single language in the world?
I'd only talk one of them.
What would you do if you had the power to summon demons?
Get my revenge on some people...
What would you do if you were immortal?
Get me some Pocky!
What would you do with a flying saucer?
Travel in space!! ^_^
What would you do if I died?
Don't say that icelilly! I'd get real sad, maybe sad enough to shed a tear. yeah i am a bit emotional even for people on the internets who i really don't know.
what would you do if you had the last box of pocky in the world?
Scarf it down and brag that I had the last box.
What would you do if the world was really flat?
try to discover what lies underneath.
what would you do if you had the power to create any one thing? what would it be?
i create the real life OS-tan.
what will you do if the sun goes off?
Quote from: "zjhentohlauedy"Don't say that icelilly! I'd get real sad, maybe sad enough to shed a tear. yeah i am a bit emotional even for people on the internets who i really don't know.
Aww... ;_;
If the sun when off, I would figure out a way to survive.
What would you do if Rabbit.exe-tan and Spida-tan lived in your house?
I would feel sad for them. They wouldn't be able to leave, since I live in a UNIX home directory. They can't really use UNIX, ne?
Eventually, I would probably put them on a friends PC, as a joke. They would probably like it better! ^-^
What would you do if your kitty decided to make your keyboard it's bed?
I wouldn't like it, since I only have a laptop.
What would you do if the Icelandic chan culture (hersing) took over the world?
Make sure the server room's door was locked, switch to solar power, and move my home directory to Aftiel-san. I'll be safe ^.^
What would you do if the earth collided with something?
I'd use my last seconds to warp back one year to the past and let the UN know about this problem, it'll be up to them what they'll do.
What would you do if the world of FFVII would collide with ours?
I'll join forces with shinra
but will still flirt with Tifa.
what would you do if i do so?
Get a huge badass sword and attempt to defeat you, but only becuase you're with Shinra, I could care less about who you flirt with.
What would you do if you had to fight a giant enemy crab?
make a giant crab bowl out of it. crab supply for one month.
What would you do if santa forgot to give you gift?
I wouldn't really care at all.
What would you do if your Computer spontaneously caught fire?
it happened before, i run around in circle looking for extinguisher.
(dun play any flammable stuff near your computer such as gasoline and thinner)
what if i took your computer in exchange?
I'd have to fight you to the death, with cool special effects, epic music, and intense camera angles.
What if everyone spoke in speech bubbles?
then there's no need of balloon anymore since we all got bubbles.
when alien attacks, what you'd do?
Rally up a resistance and defend against the oncoming Zerg Rush, only to fail.
What would you do if you know the world was going to end tomorrow?
that mean nothing to since we all gonna die.
then how bout you? the world is end tomorrow and its not to be continued
I'd stop being such a shy person and talk to people I never had the courage to talk to before. Then hope that something is actually there after life.
What would you do if your body was photosynthetic (like a plant)?
then i can spent my food allowance on something else. such buying more and more of games and software.
then if you could have one wish, what would it be?
Hmm.... To be able to exist forever as being that can take the form of a person or anything else. That would be pretty cool.
If you ruled the world, what would you do?
no war please. all live in peace with cupcakes as the world flag.
if a vampire propose to you, what would you do?
Depends if the vampire is good or evil and if it's intending to suck my blood or not. If it's all good, I'd be somewhat ok with it, yet the whole vampire thing makes me cautious, and if it's not so good, then I'd have to run for my life and hope it can't catch me... or that it doesn't know where I live.
If you could have any one power, what would it be?
i want the power to fully control any string or wire on will, make slice and dice by just using string, aint that cool?.
man, even blood vessel is count as string.
And this time you forgot to make a question.
sorry... um.
how can i forgot that?
By not remembering. OK next question.
What if the world was actually a triangular prism?
i'd live on the edge (i know stupid puns)
what would you do if a hairy fat man dressed up as your favorite anime tried to kiss you in front of a huge crowd?
Try to distract the guy so I can run away.
What would you do if I took over the world?
Nothing, but if you would get to corrupted I'd have to get rid of you. T_T (<Captains scary face, I'm borrowing it)
What would you do if you went blind?
I'd cry. Because I can't see any lovely anime ;o;
What would you do if you deaf?
I'd know what Beethoven went through.
What would you do if BBCode would seize to work?
I would be in trouble! I would start by running through 'viewtopic.php' and 'bbcode.php' and check against the _sav files. I might check a few other includes, but if I couldn't find the problem, I would ask Fedora-dono to restore from a backup (Skipping the Database of course ^__^)
...Let's just hope that doesn't happen, ne? ^^'
What would you do if you had to design a BBcode alternative?
i'll pass to anyone who's next to me.
what if one day the world wide web is collapsed? no more internet. what would you do?
preserve everything i have downloaded and hope for the recovery of www. Then tell the future generations of the magic of the internet.
what would you do if you had to eat your friend (who is already dead) just to survive?
if have to for survival, i'll do it for sure. take the heart first.
what would you do if pokemon exist?
I'd catch them them all! ^_^ Hey, we have no use for cars. We would use our flying pokemon to travel every where!! Which means.... Less environmental problems! ^-^ I'd have all my favourite pokemon with me <3
What would you do if you were stuck in your tv?
I'd use magic to break free.
What would you do if Google could control your mind?
Nothing. Because Google is controling my mind therefore controling my actions and thoughts.
What would you do if you were infected with a computer virus?
I'd wonder how it got into my body.
What would you do if you had complete cybernetic body
turn into a supervillian.
what would you do if you know that all bout your life is a lie?
I'd live on a secluded island and survive.
What would you do if a cybernetic Supervillain named Acher13 was hunting you?
I'd fight him in an epic battle with cool special effects, multiple camera angles.... etc. You know how it goes.
What would you do if you're being Zerg Rushed? (kekekekeke!)
try and hide, or play dead amongst the hundreds of lifeless bodies that fill the land.
what would you do if you had to fight in order to save yourself but fighting would lead to the death of your family?
man thats so hard to answer, but as a cybernetic supervillain i can be resurrected at any time since i got my backup on all the computer in the world. so it doesn't matter if i die.
what would you do if i die in that fight?
I'd put your backed up data into an empty host.
What would you do if your hometown would be attacked by ruthless barbarians?
i'd be happy to invite them, to hell.
you like barney the purple dinosaur?
No.
What would you do if man could not die of illness.
they'd die in happiness.
what does it take to Turn off the sun?
The wave of my finger.
What does it take to turn of the moon?
you cant, you need to be the administrator for it.
what if a wererabbit lives in your home yard?
His my friend!
What would you do if you become a werewolf?
i'll join the the black parade and do some serious howling..
what if zeus comes right in front of you?
Tell him that according to daylightatheism.org he does not exist!
What would you do if there was a penguin invasion?
Nothing, just sit back and see how things turn out.
What would you do if you could fly on the wings of love?
Paint them black, curse those stupid danishes for writing that stupid, stupid song and then proceed to world domination.
What would you do if DRAAGOOOONFOOOOOOOOORCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Force the dragon of course!
What would you do if for summer break you were going to Neptune?
Take a long-as-longcat vacation...cuz my summer break ain't 100 years long ^^
What would you do if you suddenly obtained...a LONGKITTY???
i'll change it to short and fatkitty.
what would you do if your dog dig up some dino bone at your yard?
sell my back yard for big bucks.
what would you do if a bunny armed with a gun shows up in your front lawn?
like what UltZero did in our fight, but this time between an armed rabbit with the cybernetic supervillian who just turn for just-ice.
battle in an epic battle with cool special effects, multiple camera angles.... etc. You know how it goes.
What would you do if the above poster forgot to ask a question?
Answer: Write one!
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>_>
Whaddya do if your gf/bf suddenly started going NOM NOM NOM at you?
uh, sorry i forgot.
just ask him/her to get married with me instantly. that should stop him/her.
what would you do if forgot to write question again?
Eat...a...caek?
Whaddya do wif yar dilicius caek thar, yung man?
if you want it then can just take it.
what would you do if you're sight full today, blind tomorrow?
probably devote my life to trying to cure it.
What would you do if your surrounded by zombies and in a pond and all you have is a M1 Garrand rifle,1 grenade and a dead car battery (props to anyone guessing it right ^__^)
Use the weapons to keep the zombies at bay, use the battery to fix my time machine, go back to the present and prevent them from becoming zombies.
What would you do if you found a Morphic Adaption Unit (an alien device which makes those who step in assume whatever form they wish) - and did not know it only works for 4 days?
I'd probably change myself to ... me.
What would you do if you were facing an army of zombies but had no desert eagle, or shotgun! o_o
Hack the matrix :)
What would you do if you had to install Gentoo Linux on a computer without helpfiles or any other documentation?
I'll just ask you for the help file ^^
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what would you do if gummster was actually a zombie?
Run for my life! O_O;
What would you do if your best friend video taped you in the shower and then put it up on YouTube?
Probably nothing, I hardly if ever go to YouTube. But I would panic if I saw it there, it would so ruin my carrier.
What would you do if you could 'see' the matrix?
*blushes under its feathers* Let's not get into that :) (meh, if I could just see it, I guess I would first of all find out which fucktard always opens the window at exactly the time period when the sun reflects in my window in-process and it always appears as if I just was photographed. Ah, the simple pleasures :) )
What would you do you could become immune to cancer and AIDS but the procedure would have a small side effect: you'd change your gender?
Um... go on with my life? Quite honestly, I think I would probably fit into female stereotypes better. Or so I've been told at school ^^'
So, what would you do if you had AIDS?
^ volunteer in some weird research project by a mad scientist and either get killed or cured in-process. If that is not possible, I guess visit Cambodia - I always wanted to go there and if my time is seriously limited it's the ideal time.
What would you do if you were able to detect when people lie to you?
Blackmail! ;006
What would you do if you are being stalked?
If it's XP-tan: C'mon babe!!!!!
If it's some gay f**k: I'll find him and shove a lighted cigar up his pee hole (if he has one).
What would you do if you just found out that a woman who you had a crush on turned out to be your REAL mother?
;013 Not gonna happen.
What would you do if you had to save a princess from some tower in the highlands.
save her and hopefully, shes THE one! if shes not the one save her then get out of the place
What would you do if an Eva in berserk mode is looking for you?
Easy, scare it off with an angry Asuka.
What would you do if Asuka was after you, in berserk mode?
Scare it off with an angry me :)
What would you do if your computer turned into a C64?
I would erm... find out what that is...
What would you do if you suddenly had to leave to play Halo to online with XBox live?
Jump out of the window. To prevent being infected by evil closed-source bugware! You do NOT want to see an infected Tux!
What would you do if you became deaf?
I'd probably make a genius symphony everyone likes, except for my pupil who was just angry because he didn't get any credit for his contributions.
What would you do if you were not deaf?
Make sure I stay not deaf!
What would you do if you were a hero in your past life?
Wonder how I got enough bad karma for this life :p
What would you do if you saw a waddle of penguins arguing about the right editor?
Take a picture and show it off to my friends. ^^
What would you do if you had the chance to act like an idiot in a karaoke bar?
Use it. Until now, I only act like a jerk elsewhere :)
What would you do if you changed appearance at random?
Make myself look decent for a change.
What would you do if you forced to be gay?
[offtopic]I'm totally going to be beated up for this...[/offtopic]
<insert long and detailled description of sexual acts with people of my gender here> :p
What would you do if you would switch bodies with the one of your parents who is not of the same sex as you?
Trying to frain from doing anything girly. Namely, my yaoi fangirl mode.
What would you do if you were invited on to play a character on your favourite tv show?
I'd fill in the forms to change my name after my appearance, foreseeing the upcoming amount of hate mail from the regular watchers of Prison Break. :p
What would you do if all your friends suddenly left you due to something you couldn't affect?
This actually happened to me in high-school, or a thing similar. What I did then was actually just lock myself away from society.
What would you do if your social skills would suddenly vanish.
Nothing happens. :p
what would you do if the only music you could enjoy suddenly was death metal?
Just live it out. :3
What would you do if you became a Sailor Senshi?
Well, firstly only females are Sailor Senshi, so I'd have to switch gender.
Then I'd have to find an unused celestial object. I could be Sailor Terra, I suppose, or one of the moons of mars (But Honestly, who wants to be Sailor Phobos?). I would most likely end up as Sailor Sinope! (Daughter of the river god Asopus who was granted perpetual virginity, after she tricked Zeus)
Next I would have to adapt and establish my place in the group. I'd probably end up hanging around Ami Mizuno (Sailor Mercury) alot, since she is my favorite!
What would you do if your found yourself in the middle of a greek legend?
Stay away from the hero of it... just to stay alive :)
What would you do if there was no 'net pron
Be happy
*Points to his sig*
What would you do you owned Microsoft?
I would travel a lot more because I would actually have money!
What would you do if the last dream you can remember was real?
That wouldn't be too bad. I actually dreamed about being a Sailor Senshi, so I'd just repeat what I said two posts ago ^^'
What would you do if you were a 'Scribe' (Someone with the ability to make what they write come true)
my my my. all my dreams will come true. i might even become a hero!
what would you do if a faceless Woman with long dark hair was lying beside you staring when you wake up in the middle of the night.
I'd think to myself "Oh, God... Was I mixing up the Karaoke lines with incantations again? Hell, I better call the Shinto Priests back up."
What would you do if you suddenly awoke in the passenger seat of a truck wearing hunting gear and when you looked to see who was driving there was Dick Cheney saying "Well about time you woke up, I thought I saw some quail up ahead..."
I would be very very scared.
What would you do if you had the power to become an anonymous?
I'd abuse the power to no end.
What would you do if you could shoot lasers from your eyes?
MA- MA- MA- MARUTYN-BEAMU!!!!
Whatdya do if you had the power to, say, summon bald eagles at any time you wished, and a horde of gators under your feet?
I wouldn't bother with using them.
What would you do if you were the founder of this site when a high-profile racing team asked to have the (OS-tan Collections) website URL placed on their car(s)?
Stick it on them. It makes great advertising! ^-^
What would you do if a Snorlax was blocking your way?
Whip out a PokeFlute, and bang out a ballad about Mudkips!
What would you do if you found out that you had several clones who look just like you?
I would ignore them.
What would you do if you were a "boss" of a high-profile racing team?
Take the racing to Canada. Us Canadians like racing too!
What would you do if Mudkips invaded your house?
id invite spider man to eat them. mmmm so good.
what would you do if a nun came in your house and started eating all of your food, but then the terminator told you to come with him if you want to live, but it wasnt really a good time for you because you had to get the TPS reports done before monday?
finish the TPS reports? then ask the terminator to take the nun with him and leave me alone?
what would you do if you started puking non-stop?
Die in agony I guess.
What would you do if you were actually standing in Chinese history?
Make sure if I make my mark!
What would you do if someone broke into your house and went into your shower when you were still in it?
Waddle out of the shower, grab my spear and handle the situation! *rubs wings in anticipation*
What would you do if you could turn into an animal for 1 hour?
Burn down buildings! No one ever expects the animal...
What would you do if soundtracks only came out on records?
then i'll make good use of my grandpa record player, he just gave it to me for i dont know what to do with it.
what would you do if everything was free? i mean there's no charge for taking stuff from the store.
take? everything I want!! I'd have a very big figurine collection, the most high tech pc in town and the most grand food supply i can imagine
what would you do if your girlfriend started to grow a tail and cat ears?
nekomimi, hola, i'm growing fang hehehe.
i'll treat her more specially, hey i got cat gurl.
what would you do if fire is cold but ice was hot?
burn all my beverage and ice my food. what else
what would you do if pressing on the keyboard shocks you with electricity?
then i'd have to wear glove while typing.
(well its one of my friends prank before i force him to eat chillies).
what would you do if the grim reaper is watching you?
Tell him to go watch someone else for a change.
What would you do if someone you really hated rose from their grave?
Take Captains desert eagle and shoot him of course, Resident Evil style
What would you do if Resident Evil 5 WAS COMING OUT IN 2009!!!!
Well, I don't like Resident Evil so.... Nothing.
What would you do if anime and manga disappeared forever?
I would probably be a lot more productive....maybe...
What would you do if you found yourself in a forest of trees made from bug zappers?
Oooo Light.... Zappppp!!
Awwww....
Oooo Light..... Zappppp!!!
Awww...
Hmmm...
what would you do if your arms lost their bones and your left with limping ones.
use my beak and my toes to type. Eventually compile new arms for myself.
What would you do if McDonald's became bankrupt?
eat at KFC? wait i always eat at KFC.
what would you do if you discovered that chickens are really people!
I would finally become a vegetarian.
What would you do if you found out that your mirror reflection was the true you and you are just its reflection?
that mean we all are living in the reflection world, why should i bother?
what would you do if one morning you wake up and your gender is changed?
I would cosplay as ME-tan!
What would you do if you ended up waking up as one of your favorite anime/manga character(s)?
me as cool as archer! man time for some unlimited blade works!!!
what would you do if you woke up with one of you favorite anime/manga character?
;013 I'd be like this, then wonder how she got into my house.
What would you do if you lived with one of you favourite anime/manga character?
My life is like an anime!!! ok, so lots of clumsiness, mishaps, misunderstandings, romance and of course "accidental" ecchi moments!
What would you do if you had blades for fingers?
Avoid poison Ivy, use extream caution when sneazing, decline all high fives, reinforce my mouse and keyboard with metal, and shake hands with Hilary Clinton.
What would you do if you were arested and sent to jail for some long forgoten parking ticket and had to spend 2 months in Jail with Charles Manson as your cell mate?
I would drown myself in a bowl of soup.
What would you do if your computer swallowed you?
i'd escape and start using something smaller.
what would you do if you woke up inside a pot with chicken stock and vegetable in your friends house?
First, I would wonder how I got in the pot. Then, I would sweet talk my friend to get me out of the pot and say that I don't taste very good.
What would you do if you had the power to heal through song?
I would start taking voice lessons, again!
What would you do if you discovered that your next-door neighbor could turn people to stone with a glance?
Make sure that he doesn't see me! O_O;
What would you do if emoticons took over your life?
I'd wonder if it'd effect my playing for bad or for worse.
World championship in football, middle of Antartica, would you go? If it were free that is.
not really. im not really into football. may ill go for the penguins!
What would you do if you started to nosebleed whenever you see the opposite sex?
I'd start sleeping on sheets that are much easier to clean. My wife might be amused until I run out of blood.
What would you do if you found out that everything you know about history is wrong?
i knew something about history? well then i'd start making my own version and make a novel out of it.
what would you do if you suddenly remembered everything you had forgotten?
then i would be very happy that I'll found where i put my stuff.
*always have problem remembering where i put the keys.
what would you do if someone accuse you for being pervert?
I would kindly ask them to explain themselves. If unable, I would formally ask them to retract their audacious accusation. It would be very mean of that person if they refused!
What would you do if people started congratulating you for something you didn't do?
I'd go totally confused and say "huh, What?".
usually i was given 'Speech' for thing that i didn't do.
What would you do if someone offer you a great fortune for life but the condition is you have to cut your middle finger (on both hand, using a spoon?). Accept: Y/N?
sure. great fortune for 2 fingers? why not. i don't really use the middle anyway.
What would you do if you were given a year to live by death himself?
Make the best of it! ^.^
What would you do if everyday of your life was a bad day?
Always look on the bright side of life
*whistles
Always look on the bright side of life
*whistles
What would you do if a bear was chasing you?
Climb up a tree! And hope that the bear can't climb...
What would you do if you were told to run naked in the streets for a million dollars?
choose a very lonely, unlit, empty street, in the middle of the night, hope sincerely that it all wasn't just a plot by the fangirls, and liek, HEAVEN AND HELL, LETS ROCKU!!!
What would you do if you underestimated the getter's speed?
Nothing? ^^;
What would you do if were turned into a pokemon?
Depends on WHAT pokemon it was...but, most probably it would only speed up my quest of taking over the world.
What would ya do if you were cornered by a horde of /b/tards and they tried to force you to become AN HERO?
Be it! but I'll disappoint them later since I'm originally voted for villain.
what would you do if you're chosen to join in a blockbuster movie making but you'll act as a villain?
be the best villain!
*laughs a high pitched laugh*
what would you do if you woke up and harry potter was beside you?
Swiftly steal the Canadian from her house, leave her there, and flee as far as I could before it asploded.
Wat would ya do if someone asked you, "What is Yaoi?" In a blissfully innocent tone?
Explain what yaoi REALLY is in an graphic detailed way. <3
What would you do if yaoi was the only thing you were allowed to look at?
Still look at tuxpron! :)
what would you do if you were a Tux?
try my best to please the kami. *bows on the ground*
what would you do if you became king in a desolate island filled with natural beauty but without technology?
Take in all the natural beauty! Just make sure there is no bees ans wasps. O_O; *hides*
What would you do if hentai was all around you?
oh noes..
Quote from: "Tsubashi"Ecchi na no wa ikenai toomoimasu!!!
What would you do if all USB devices you touch doesn't worK?
...umm...wear gloves, maybe? ^-^;
What would YOU do with some 9 hours of jetlag? I mean like, seriously?
What the hell is jetlag?! O_O;
What would you do if became an OS-tan? (I think I did this already....)
EAT all the twoonies, just for the heck of it.
(and yes, you, or someone else, did. I think i even answered it, too. Actually this question has prolly been asked a helluva lotta times, so don't sweat it, nyan.)
What would you do if you had an bucket?
Put it on my head and play a game with it.
What would you do if the Pokemon world and our world combinded?
Run, hide, cry!
What would you do if you were in Tel Aviv with only the clothes you wear and 5 Sheqelim (about one Euro).
I'd buy a knish and get an e-mail off to my family to ask them to send me cash for the trip home.
What would you do if you woke up and your head had been replaced by a giant onion?
Depending on what kind of onion, FIGHT VIRUSES!
What would you be if you had to be a sidekick to a superhero with an onion for a head?
...kick his side. *snicker*
What would you do if you were a Snickering Snickers?
Pull a Pizza the hut and eat myself to death, or mabey hop into a schoolgirl's purse. If I have to be eaten my as well have it be by a schoolgirl. But would she even eat a snickering candybar? Theres a good chance that she'd just freak out and drop me to the ground. Still School uniform... Nice view from the ground.
If a war broke out between BurgerKing and McDonalds who would you side with? The King or The Clown?
Hey, over here it's just the step to actually declare martial law between 'em that's left, and both my siblings are working with the Clown, so have a guess at where my loyalty's at ^^
What would you do if you were to attend a wedding, had no good clothing with you, and had 20 minutes until it started? (This actually happened to my parents once, that's why ^^)
I'd proubly ask any and all friends and family if they have any dress clothes that I could borrow. If not, I'd have to club generic background businessman #3 and steal his clothes.
What would you do if The King of Heaven and his family lived on the right side of your house and The King of Hell and his family lived on the left side both of there daughters vying for you? (this is the setting for a game, 21 moogle points if you can guess)
I would get myself a REAL girlfriend, or just stay celibate. Just because.
(and i dunno 'bout a game, but it sounds awfully like the setting for SHUFFLE!, except there they're the king of demons and the king of the elves, or something like that.)
Whaddya do if you suddenly started growing extremely much hair on your feet?
[meme]I'D CUT IT[/meme]
What would you do if you were working on a collaboration with another person, and it took them 3 days maximal to finish their side, while YOU were taking way longer?
I would guess that this 'other person' is C-Chan-senpai, and would shower him with praises while I hurried as-fast-as-vampirically-possible to finish ^-^
What would you do if you were in a collaboration project and you were the one taking only three days?
I would tell the other guy to take as much time as he can, 'cause you can't rush artwork.
What would you do if you suddenly end up finding out you were hanging out with one of the girls from the game "The Idolm@ster"?
hola, then i''ll be staying with chihaya and comfort her for that having the the smallest breast in the group, i'd still like her.
*keep this secret from gin-sama*
what would you do if you can join the idolm@ster concert?
Decline that offer, idolm@ster is unfree
What would you do if your computer would suddenly run a weird OS called Contiki and it would demand that you draw its OS-tan before it disappears again?
Try my hand at making a nekomimi OS-tan. I'm not THAT terrible at drawing, its just that I never feel like it and take a LOOOOOONG time doing so because I am a perfectionist. If only I was so passionate about my spelling...
Would you attack me and take this opportunity for yourself or steal my compy?
*draws sword* A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
If there was a lion, would you get in the party van?
>:3
*Gets in*
If you could have any Computer, Would you eat Ramen on it? XD
I actually do that a lot...since the chassi is a pretty good table and it's close to the screen, so i can eat while at the computer...
...what would you do with the drunken sailor, earlye in the morning?
Take him and shake him and try to awake him...
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him in a leaky boat and make him bail her
Tie him to the scuppers with the hose pipe on him
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Slit his pinky with a rusty razor
Tie him to the topmast while she's yardarm under
Heave him by the leg in a runnin bowline
Keel haul him til he's sober
Put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter
that what's to do with a drunken sailor
What would you do if Star Trek was real?
Avoid wearing red shirts, and make sure everyone knows my name.
Trek or Wars?
WARS!
..moar blood in 'em -w-
NGUMU, NGOMU NGOMÃ,,H? -.-
Ngumo?
What would you do if you understood what nejin-san just said?
Do what i normally do, stare at Nejin-san confused as usually, just to made him feel uneasy.
*Staree ~_~*
What if you had a chance to change the world for evil, what would it be?
Corporate law...UNDER ME!!! >:3
What would you do if SUDDENLY, Q4(V)'s, EVERYWHERE!!! o_o
...?
Befriend him alot. you don't want an onminpresent guy kicking your ass!
what would you do if your no longer capable of typing?
Q4(V)-san called me and told me to post his answer here because he couldn't type anymore. Guess that answers your question, zjhentolauedy-san. :D
Q4(V)-san's question: If you could play Monopoly with _any_ person/people who've ever walked the earth (dead or alive), who would you pick?
Hmm...I'd take some extreme tactical genius, or someone just generally cool, say, hm, Julius Caesar. Cuz then, i could just kidnap him halfway through the game and use him in my schemes for overtaking-of-world 4.6.13...
What version of the world is currently being used?
That is quite debatable. Unfortunately, the is the 'What would you do if...' thread, and that question has sets no hypothetical situation. Methinks you are getting your threads mixed up ^-^
What would you do if you met someone who never questioned anything you said?
Stay the fuck silent for a while, and either (if the person was intelligent and charismatic) turn the person in question into my minion, (if the person was a gullible girl) get bored and GTFO, (if the person was an obsessed, hyperactive fangirl/boy) distract IT and TOME-O-NAGE! IT out of the window of a damn skyscraper, OR in the worst case where the person is just a fugly damn...person (especially if it's religious, somehow) just kindly suggest that it goes to shoot itself in the foot with a shotgun, or something.
(I know, /b/ makes me brutal, sryplzkthxbai)
What would you do if you were encountered by a horde of RICKROLLIN' /b/tards on an open street on your way to work?
On average I carry 52 9mm hollow points and and 22 rounds of .50cal semi jacketed hallow points to work. Plus tazer batton pepper spray and all that.. I may be able to take the /b/tards out before they infect the rest of the world.
oh and i have a case of 100 buck shot shells and a mossburg m590 pump action shotgun in my trunk, but its in a locked case and i may not be able to get it before the tards get to me.
what would you do if everything you touched turned to pudding?
I guess I would isolate myself in a room filled with pudding. I could never really go hungry, right? I might suffocate on pudding in my sleep, but I'll never go hungry...
What would you do if your personal gravity (that keeps you firmly planted to Earth) was nullified.
zero gravity? then i'll show off my 360 somersault to my neighbour saying : hey look at me,zero gravity!
what would you do if a guy sell you a light bulb that turns light to darkness?
FUKKEN SAVED. XD
Buy many of them and then as a practical joke screw them into a big, big lamp and place it on my veranda in the summer, and turn it on. Hah.
...and THEN use them to take over the world.
Whaddya do if you were told that, say, 10000 German Hard Gay wannabes was going to travel as a group through your local area?
Send out my army of Anna Suzuki clones!
Next question:
What would you do if you were given the chance to pilot a real giant robot?
...do i really need to answer that?
Quote from: "Basically, all of Nejin's previous posts in this thread"...and take over the world!!! ;006
Nah, I'll just let the quotes do the talking. -w-
Whaddya do if you suddenly became left-handed?
Use my iron fisted left hand to take over the world! I will rule you all with my fist! You - obey the fist!
Next Question:
What would you do if you ruled the world (ha!)?
I'll conquer the net after that, finish all the rebels who's against me...
Teacher, i got a question:
What would you do if the world is completely taken over by by Nejin-san?
Be happy it wasn't Hillary Clinton.
If you took over the world what would your flag be?
A flag? Hmm...let me be alone with GIMP-tan for a while...
What would you think if there suddenly appeared an apple tree in your bedroom, and what would you do about it?
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I'd keep it. Just not in my bedroom. ^^;
What would you do if suddenly had two heads?
I'd brag to everyone else because I'd finally be better than them..
What would you do if 2000-Tan Showed up at your door?
Invite her in and have a nice chat! ^__^
What would you do if ME-tan showed up at your door?
tell her to go to Pitkin and watch a freeze every time i give a large commands or programs to run as she leaving
what would you do if 3.1-sama showed up on your door step?
Invite her and ask her to join me and 2k-tan's lovely little chat.
What would you do if Saseko-san showed up at your front door?
Ummm...errr....
Crap. How would i possibly use her to take over the world...?
...oh wait, the obvious...
USE THE POWER OF MOE FOR MY WORLD-OVERTAKING-OF!!!
Whaddya do if you had a private company not going so well?
If your private company wasn't going so good, the answer is simple.
Start marketing Os-Tan merchandise...Action figures, Moives, Clothing, Ect.. That's sure to cause a rise in sales.
If a genie appeared and gave you three wishes...What woud you wish for?
1st, let anime world and the real world combine
2nd, gather all moe around me
3rd, world domination
what would you do if everytime you download something and it always fail at 99% with a message "keep trying dude", i mean ALWAYS
...buy a new computer.
Whaddya do if you don't drink yo milk, and don't read yo books, and go all turn'd into a real FOO too much for even Mr.T to help yo?
Take one step above Mr. T... Christopher Walken
How do you politely decline a concubine?
(watch Balls of Fury to get the joke)
Tell them that they know nothing of my manly Fists (of Fury), and thus should gtfo before they get to know them, first-hand.
(lolwut)
How do you best avoid getting ravenously killed by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, if all your equipment includes are generic toilet products?
Hold up a plunger and do the "Rabbid Yell"
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB9Ru6vf0RU
(Vid realated)
If all the Rozen Maiden and all the Os-tans became real, and ended up having a Big war,
Who would you side with?
Side with the OS-tans!
What would you do if water didn't exist anymore?
Since i only drink the blood of my enemies, and occasionaly a mt dew, id shrug and laugh at you water based life forms.
What would you do if you found otu tommarow you are allergic to the things you love most?
Captain-san! You never mentioned that you were sanguarian too! ~-^
Hmmm, Allergic to God? That could be very dangerous for me! Depends on how severe a reaction I would have ^^'
What would you do if the forum shut down? (No, I am not alluding to anything)
Freak out and go into my "I must fix this problem before the whole world dies!" mode.
What would you do if you saw porn where ever you went?
Ask for more ASFR
What would you do if touching someone made you swap bodies?
Shake hands with Bill Gates. Make a public announcement that Bill Gates is a proud supporter of H. Donate some money to my bank account, shake hands again. There is a much longer list of the hijinks that I would probably get into.
How would you go about battling the resurrected corpse of Chris Farley?
(after he re-enacted thriller of course)
Id just burn his van down by the river when he is still inside it.
How many nuns would a nun chuck chuck if a nun chuck could chuck nuns?
It depends on the size of the nuns, doesn't it?
What would you do if your nation would experience a hyperinflation like Germany 1922/23?
errrr try to find a way of balancing inflation out or move somewhere else or wait it out.
what if you could pick any pervy power what they be?
First: The ability to Shrink/Grow myself or others at will.
(Think GTS)
Second: C-ray vision. (the ablility to see-through clothes.)
And Countless others that I can't name on the spot.
What would you do if Generic Mac OSX-Tan Suddenly appeared in your room?
Id make her collect the dragonballs, so that I could wish she was 3.1sama.
What would you do if you were a master in the Holy Grail war, and your servant was berserker?
Give him grog and let him rampage.
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and Bill Gates was your real father?
Id find a way to get my millions, use them to buy the rights to the OS-Tans (or have those who oppose me knocked off) and then outlaw any use of a non windows tan. I would become part of the big evil machine, but I would sleep well, on my bed of MONEY. Would you like to come to dinner? I think we are having MONEY! Do you like my hat? its made of MONEY!!
What would you do if a extreamist anti-geek group moved into your down and burned down all game and anime stores and totaly cut you off from your addictions?
I wouldn't even have to use the criminal insanity plea, they would assume right off the bat from what was left of his corpse. Thats of course if they catch me. And I'd fill his computer with the most horrid kinds of porn for his family to find and think bad things about him.
What would you do if someone offered you 21 million dollars to without any goodbyes or explanations move out of your home and not contact any of your family or friends for 3 years?
Chaotic Neutral: Agree, get the money, disappear, disappear from all sort of surveillance THAT SOMEONE has on me, then return, RICH. .w.
What would you do if your mother was killed, you father was gone, your adoptive father is really short and your teacher is a totally crazed maniac?
Lots of booty if you get the reference!
DAMN YOU!
I wanted to reply to that one -_- I was gonna say since apperently bill gates was my father (just like darth vader ._.) that 21 million would be less then he would be giving me so I would politly decline and give him a milion for this troubles.
Pretty much what Id do now. Play videogames, watch anime. Oh and if my step father was a BBC reporter, Id give him a box to stand on in interviews.
What would you do if someone locked you up in a room just like in the first saw movie, but the person trapped on the other side of the room you had to kill, was the pope?
Oh crap, I'm not sure if I have it in me to take out the Sith Emperor, honestly have you ever held up pictures of the two next to each other? I guess I'd find some sort of energy pit to toss him into.
What would you do if the Pope cut in front of you in line for the premier screening of the OS-Tan Movie and got the last ticket?
Chaotic Good: Stalk him for ten minutes, approach him and tell him to return that damn ticket to me OR ELSE, and if he didn't, well, I'd just stab him.
(then again, why would I actually ever buy something?)
What would you do if the Pope became a member here?
Make a t-shirt that says; "The Pope supports OS tans"
(with OS pics of course)
Would you buy one?
....NO.
What would you do if I ever bought something, by the way?
nothing. Just like how Ilya cant have relationships with Emiya Shiro because she is less then 5 heads tall, it is ritten into this world that if Nejin ever buys anything the world will collapse on itself. Thus, no one would do anything.
would you sell the souls of an entire nation dooming them to a unlife as random shambling undead in black magic to grant yourself imortality and power beyond reason if you could?
I'm immortal already, but if I got to choose a country then i might, for the sake of the power and general comic relief of a whole nation turning into zombies. -w-
What would you do with a grapefruit, a lamp, a five-foot wooden stick and a frying pan?
Id give them to mcgyver so he could save the universe.
what would do for delicious cake?
I'm on a budget and a diet, so I'd probably kill my accountant and my dietitian in exchange for delicious cake.
What would you do if those crazy flash ads (esp. the ones on myspace) weren't actually scams?
SCAM THEM BACK ANYWAYS!
What would ya do if you had to participate in the Evilympics?
Gee, I'd probably buy up random IPs and then sue people without even using said properties for anything else.
What would you do if Cthulhu, The Thing That Should Not Be and the inevitable end of human life on this planet were to awaken from his slumber deep within the lost underwater city of R'lyeh? (yes the stars are right!)
I am a greater evil, and therefore I would challenge him in the Evilympics and win, after which I would make him swear fealty to me. And then I would kill him. It. Derr.
What would ya do if...TALES OF SYMPHONIA 2!!?!?!?!?
nothing really. unless its really good, but i'll judge when i see it myself
what would you do if nejin stopped being a pirate?
Keep him under careful watch as its mostlikely a CLEVER RUSE.
What if I became a pirate? Yar.
Argue with you that you should be a Ninja because Ninja 3.1 would be far more cute than Pirate 3.1. You don't want to attack 3.1 do you?
Would you team up with your "enemy" (if your a Pirate team with Ninja and vice versa) to fight off hordes of zombies?
I am on both teams already, so well, yeah. Question is if they would gang up WITH me, or gang up ON me.
Would you betray your friends to save their lives?
Depends on what I have to do to "betray" them. Judging by your sig, the penalty for betrayal is not too colon-friendly.
What would you do if some guy you never met's last request was that you carry around his skull whenever you go on a flight? Would you do it?
Well, bropaply. Err. Well, I mean, it's not like that fox cranium I have on my desk is just lying there ALL the time...so I'm a bit used to it. Perhaps.
(yes i know, that thing is weird, but it's a good cranium. nice cranium.)
What would you do if your identity was stolen while you were on vacation? I mean, totally stolen and whisked away, copied to the utmost neverfail?
Id commit horrible crimes under my true name and they will be arrested for them cus they will not be able to prove they arnt me cus they are that good. Then i will have delicious cake.
What would you do if i was hiding behind your couch right now?
I have no couch.
But... *runs over to living room and takes a peek* Whew, Safe.
That means, look for dimensional portals around my apartment.
Whaddya doo if your birthday was haunted?
i think mine is o.O
Wish for some protections from ghosts and blow out those birthday candles.
What would you do if your hair was cotton candy?
<_< >_> all of my hair or just the hair on my head? I dont think i can appropriatly answer that question in this forum ._.
what would you do if you were unfortunatly stuck in the local mall when the population of your home town was infected with zombies? You have three days before the military arrives to eliminate everyone and everything in a clean up. WHAT DO YOU DO?!
Aha, Zombies have a small weakness. Watch and learn.
*Forces the zombies to dance "Thriller" with him*
Muahahahah!
What would you do if you found out you had to kill your favorite OS-tan?
My favorite OS tan would suddenly become linux, and regretably, id have to kill her and go back to liking 3.1 because linux would be dead.
Im trixy.
What would you do if you found out your girlfriend/wife/significant other for severaly years used to be a guy?
Keep the fangirls from knowing... Last thing I need is another cult following...
What would you do if you woke up in Japan, and everyone looked like the Burger King, women, children, BABIES?
I would buy a ticket to go back at the airport.
What would you do if you found that your computer's personification girl was seeing what you were doing and you could talk to her?
Have nice conversations with her and warn her when to look away from what I'm doing. XP
If this happened to you would you install your favorite OS for the chance to talk with her if it ment deleting/killing the one you currently had?
Hmm. NT Workstation 4.0...
NOOOOOOO
As much as I like Inu-t, I could never delete my homeko.
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!! >.<
What would you do if a -tan of the last website you went to came through your computer?
(No, Os-tan colletions doesn't count)
...what, me, Puto-tan? Basically, I am already...derr...but let's skip that, and make it Rapidsearch.
.....ZOMFSWTFDOOMVERYNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
That'd be so WRONG.
(But there SHOULD be an RS-tan, still.)
Whaddya do if you became a 7.16 surround system, and could only control the sound directly? (Yes, we're speaking 16 SUBWOOFERS here! _W_)
Quote from: "NekOsaka"Have nice conversations with her and warn her when to look away from what I'm doing. XP
If this happened to you would you install your favorite OS for the chance to talk with her if it ment deleting/killing the one you currently had?
i would go to my friends house cause she has my fave OS.
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"...what, me, Puto-tan? Basically, I am already...derr...but let's skip that, and make it Rapidsearch.
.....ZOMFSWTFDOOMVERYNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
That'd be so WRONG.
(But there SHOULD be an RS-tan, still.)
Whaddya do if you became a 7.16 surround system, and could only control the sound directly? (Yes, we're speaking 16 SUBWOOFERS here! _W_)
I'd use subliminal messages to make people around me do whatever I please.
What would you do if your computer downgraded ~1 generation whenever you looked at pron?
then i wouldnt look!
What would you do if you suddenly found that you had a power to communicate w/ the os-tans?
Proubly end up tied up in one of your basements and be forced to comunitate with the person's favorite OS's.
Would you at least let me wander around in the room for recreation?
Well, perhaps. MY recreation, that is - BOW DOWN AND DO MY BIDDING, SLAVE!!! O-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!
What would you do if you, whenever you laughed, instead of your usual mirth (or whatever) started spouting out a maniacal cackle?
Slap myself across the face a couple of times. Maybe throw some water on me...
What would you do if everything you touched died?
Ooh! Savvy. Grab a couple of gloves, go about my usual daily life...
...but nighttime, I'd be wielder of the DEAD MAN'S HAND! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So, if you suddenly found that you had become 2-dimensional...whaddya do? -w-
Anime, hear I come! Attempts to dive into TV!
What would you do if your favorite chair became possessed by the ghost of Chris Farley and kept reenacting his skits? (motivational speaker, chippendales audition, ect...)
Attempt Exorcism! *prepares bonfire*
What would you do if FreeDOS-tan was standing at your poor and asking for a place on your computer?
Offer my apologies to FreeDOS-tan because I am incapable of helping, as my computer is currently out for the count...
(on a school compy)
What would you do if you had the power to repair any computer by touching it, would you help the people of the world out of kindness, or lend your aid to those who wish to pay?
Of course those who pay, because if you have a computer means that you work and others: money
What would if you could connect your mind to the Internet and download all its contents to your brain?
No longer be caught watching embarrassing pr0n... pass my exams with great marks errr... Find a way to improve humanity, that's it!
What would you do if you suddenly knew how to program in x-86 assembly?
Find some program related way to aquire a cure for the hiccups.
What would you do if I left this spot void of my question to you?
I'd politely remind you to post a question, because otherwise the thread would die.
What would you do if there was a karaoke party this evening and you had no idea what to wear.
I think I'd dress like a ninja... Ninja karaoke... Nothing can go wrong.
If you had to Cosplay at a convention and do an song and dance unrelated to what you were cosplaying as, what would your combo be?
I would go as Zelos (ToS) and combo it with a remixed version of the 'Too Sexy For My Shirt'-song. Okay, maybe it IS slightly related but...whatev -w-
What would you do if you magically were transported onto the battlefield of the strategy game you were playing? Bonus: What game and what sort of unit would you be?
If I was transported to the battlefield of Lord of the rings, and I can be Gandalf, I 'll go after all the army of the Dark Lord.
What would you do if you had the power to traver for the time and help the people?
I'd probably kill archduke Ferdinand in a way it looks like an accident before that Serb could shoot him and cause WW1 and WW2 :)
What would you do if Windows ME-tan comes to your home and wants to run as main OS for you?
I say that you can run OS Main but have to share with Win 98 and Win XP, so, so, to help you fix all the disasters that happen.
What would if I could make a film of the OS-TAN, that try story?
Since I do not like love-stories too much, it'd be an action-movie in which the alternative OS-tans, after many (special-effecty) fights, go to Redmond and the last and epic fight against the evil OSes and Steve Ballmer begins.
What would you do if your PC magically downgraded by one generation everytime, you visited your favorite website?
Use other people's PC's, and then sell mine off for big cash. -w-
Whaddya do if all your PIN-codes changed by themselves every time you used anything with a PIN-code?
Guess random numbers until all was lost.
If there was an OS-tan bank, ME-tan was at the counter and nobody else was in line would you deposit your money with her, or wait an hour in the lobby until a more reliable worker got on duty. Keep in mind that you would be in plain sight of ME-tan who would be wondering why you weren't going up to her if you didn't.
I'd first look for online hooked-up deposit machines, then as I realized there was none, I'd grab a seat on the bench, look as if I was waiting for someone else and then fall asleep on the spot.
Whaddya do if, every time something dramatic/sad/important whatever happened to you, you would hear a soundtrack in the background somewhere?
Yes... I would hear a background music in the background... of my mind.
I actually experience that... blame my overactive imagination.
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What would happen if OS-tans were Mobile Suit GUNDAM pilots in a world ruled by DBZ unnatural physics and was further boosted by Final Fantasy magical laws?
Fanboy army wars? It may or may not be awesome, depending on how these magical laws apply, and if I get to use magic.
Is it more reassuring or not to find out that I can fall asleep on a bed with katana's, knifes various other metal parts, razors (lying on my skin) and wake up without a scratch? (I need to clean off my bed better before taking a nap...)
You live in the House of Lying Daggers, my friend. -w-
What if your pajamas suddenly reverted into some sort of demonic form of sheep?
Well you could just go to sleep naked to avoid the problem.
What would you do if you found a wedding ring in your chinese food box?
If it's a good ring (with a big diamond for example), for sure I'll give to my girlfriend and married, but if 'it a normal ring i 'll put to my dog!! ;037 ;036
What would you do if a girl that you don't saw in your life come and said that she was your best friend in your childhood and she love you??
I'd role a 20 sided die to see what course of action to take.
If you were to be rewarded based on your performance which video game would you choose to be put into knowing you had to beat it?
Any of the Pokemon games. They're the only games that I play. XD
What would you do if every piece of technology died in front of you?
Cry, go to the window, jump!
what would you do if you found a security leak in Windows Vista?
Insert [facepalm.jpg] here.
Let's go reverse - whaddya do if you does NOT found any security leaks within Win Vista?
Dance the dance of absolute security, and then realize that the cereal I had eaten went bad Feb 22 1923.
If you had eaten archaic cereal which Doctor would you go to?
Doctor Evil.
...oh wait, that's me.
If you woke up with your head suddenly shaved, what would you do?
"Kill every living creature I see!... and then bury em"
(hey my as well be environmentally friendly)
Given the chance with no chance for negative repercussions would you punch Kirby?
I'd bloody well EAT the bastard.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR OPPOSING ME IN SUPER SMASH BROS., YOU F*CKWAD!!! ;006 ;006
Would you, if given the chance, kidnap Suigintou and claim her as your possession?
Captain says he has dibs... and I'm not in the mood for an epic battle. XP
What kind of tea is in that teapot?
um...sap?
Will Bella and C-Chan kill me for this someday?
Only if you cannot beat the undead in the most awesometacular dance.
If you had the chance to pimp your own Gundam which model would you want, and which color scheme would you go with?
Yo, I'd mah Justice Gundam and would use Pimpin' Purple for a color with gold yo... I'd even put some grillz on it's mouth... yes, I would convert that ztupid face and put a mouth on it for maximum grill performance. Hech, I'll even throw in some hydraulics and one awesome audiosystem with DVD and all that shit.
Hmm... what would happen if Cinnamon and Apple fought instead of run to get into the Apple Jacks(sp?) cereal bowl?
Marcipan would come and RAEP Apple, and grind Cinnamon into dust and spread it over Apple. Then the Grill Man would take Apple and do his job.
If you came upon the dessert made this way, would you eat it?
Nope... I wouldn't.
What if stars fell from the skies? What then?
*starts singing*
I won't cry, oh no I won't, shead a tear.
Just as long as you stand, stand by me.
So darling darling stand by me, ooah won't you stand by me, woah stand won't you stand by me.
What would you do if 4Kids entertainment suddenly started dubbing EVERY anime Including Lucky star, Haruhi, and Azumanga daioh?
I would load my shotgun and go to jail for a long long long time...
What would you do if you became the head of 4kids entertainment, with all policies and runnings of the company subject to your whim?
Go about fucking things up, then quit and get a fat bonus, and then watch and laugh sadistically as the company went bankrupt without me having to clean up the mess afterwards.
HAR HAR HAR.
Okay, change of pace!
If you were a torrent, where'd you be distributed?
Probably via jamendo, legaltorrents or sourceforge. I am GPLed, ain't I? ;hi
What would you do if your torrent-DLs turned out to be alive?
Er, I'd have a Fansub City on my hands...which I might be able to handle somewhat...maybe? Shit, that's an interesting thought.
If you were an implemented function, what would that be and in what program?
Copy with a side of Pasta, Interweb explorere of course.
What would you do if everywhere you went you could hear GlaDOS commenting on your actions?
I would eventually go insane and might kill her.
What would you do if you were inside the internets?
I'd E-raep EVERYONE's bandwidth...WITH A SPORK.
What would you do if you WERE the internets? O.o
hopefully not get e-raeped with a spork ._.
What should I do?! The umpalompas are comined down the hall towards my apartment singing one of their songs... All i did was take a little peice of candy....
EAT THEM ALL.
...With lots of JAM.
So sugary creamy syrup, so sweetly foaming melt, and yet it can reach perfection - but can it if the last one is a nougat?
Yes for nougat is still a member of the family.
What would you do if Gatorade offered you 1 billion dollars to for 1 full year dress up in a alligator costume every Wednesday for the full day?
I WOULD DO IT and donate the gatorate to little girls. And ask if I could keep the allygator costume after the year was out...
What would you do if I came to your house and started eating your food? o.o
I would slowly open the door to my room, sneak out into the kitchen, lion-roar and throw myself over and MUNCH YOU IN ONE BITE.
>:3
...WAIT! IT'S A LION! Will you get in the car!?
Holy crap, a lion! I'm already in the trunk!
What would you do if the lion decided to sit on top of the car, now?
Cuddle it o.o
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What would you do for a klondike bar?
I would hit my 50th post mark on OSTAN-Collections for a klondike bar...
Oh wait! 8D
What would you do if you found an entire webcomic where YOU were the main character, and it followed your daily antics to a T?
... T__T It's destined to happen anyhow.
What would you do if you were after toki and she didnt ask a question? :3
I would have her do charm
What would you do if i catch you?
-dos, meow
Drink the blood of your enemies and feast upon their bones! .. and I would pet kittens...
What would you do if you were a week from moving into a new apartment, had already paid your deposits which are partialy non refundable and have no where else to go to to back out anyways.. and your roomate that is soppose to pay half the rent gets fired and says he can move in anymore?
Grab mai tent, a shitload of proviants and hope it doesn't rain the coming week. Glorious Allemansrätten allows me to camp almost fucking ANYWHERE >W>
Whaddy a doo I efdot, do todot?
I'd dial M for Monkey!
What would you do if I tried to revitalize the "What would you do if?"?
Chomp you head and calm you down a bit.
Whaddyan' do if you were forced into a nekomimi costume and WHIPPED at the absence of a ~nya?
I cried and complied ;-; N-...n-nya.
What would you do if you owned Microsoft?
I'd find more and eficcient ways of getting filthier rich... :D
What would you do if you were to accidentally download all of the CIA's secrets?
...SPREAD THEM EVERYWHERE!!!
Well, the media documents that is. However, tech stuff I'd fukken keep to myself at MAX ENCRYPTION. Just guess what's next. -w-
What would you do if you had GODRY RUCK?
Probably cry... Don't know why.
Just one time would you put the H in rHyme? :D
Well I'd definitely put the H in Hymen...
...OSHI-
(http://www.shoemoney.com/images/nuke.jpg)
Now, time for some speculation:
What would happen to this place if [SPOILERS]?
Well I think that we would find out that the father is [spoilers]
Why do you think [spoilers]?
Because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.
What would you do if all the octopi came on land and started walking around like human people?
I'd grab my camera, that's for sure... :D That'll make for some nice pictures... ;010
Now, what would you do if the moon moved from it's orbit and headed straight to earth?
I'd go to the beach to watch the tide.
What would you do if the Channers decided they wanted to switch to this forum?
I'd ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!
PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL!!!
GALAXY FRISBEE ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!![/color][/b]
*boom*
What would you do if you became a tentacle monster, then?
I'd exploit it to the fullest end... :D
Now what would you do if Dr No died and left his evil empire to you?
Invite the other evil doods over for a secret lair warming party, you know get to meet the neighbors, that kind of stuff.
What would you do if you received an invitation?
(you'd go... right?0.0)
Hell, yeah!!! I'd go!!!
I'd pitch some nice evil plans too... :D
So what would you do if you got your lair all set, and 007 suddenly shows up... (the proper 007, Sean Connery...)
Hm. I'd invite him for a cup of tea between gentlemen. Then I'd coerce him into believing in my cause and that it's for his good and his cause as well, and there'd be another fresh minion in my ranks.
Ok then - What would be the WORST thing that could happen to your lair?
Hooligans! Manchester United Hooligans!!!
What would YOU do if they came to YOUR house??
Hmm...I'll go with "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew".
Whaddya do if you're served such a fine meal, then?
I'll make like Nejin and devour?
What would you do if you found out you had a cult/fan club with a religion based on you?
Never say no to free food, so...devour?
Now what would you do if you were about to be devoured?
Depends o.o If it was another person I'd try to eat them back, but if it was a lion tiger or bear I'd be cool with it >.>
What would you do if you were a lion tiger or bear?
Use some of my native Neko language to talk to the lion/tiger and convince them not to devour me. My brother also happens to be friends with the bear, I hang out with him sometimes, he's a cool dood. He really likes it when I make nachos.
Whould you still attend my party if you found out that there were going to be lions, tigers and bears?
Yeah, i love kitties... :D
Would you be offended if someone came in a catskin coat?
If it's actual catskin.
What would you do if there was a kosher meal planned?
I'd adjust to it...
now, what would you do if all the power went out...?
That actually happened when I was up skiing.
And then it was -15 C outside. Basically we went OSHI- and panicked, then showered off the last warm water and bunkered up on LOADS. OF. TEA. Fuck yeah. So LOADS OF TEA.
Now, whaddya do if SUDDEN TERRORIST ATTACK! happened?
Stay calm, asses the situation and kill the hostiles if possible...
What would you do if some country started WWIII?
Hey. I would be the one starting it, obviously. So I'd win.
Whaddya do if you were implanted with CEntURICon?
I would find out what it was, and probably go nuts... :D
What would you do if you get an electricity bill of 2 million dollars...? (someone in holland actually got a 2 million euro bill... :D)
Thank the glorious economy that the dollar's at a sucker rate atm. Then change my name and GTFO. ^^
Now, what would you write if you were to write an instant refrain to a pop song?
I would write the first thing that pops up in my head, seems to me that everyone is doing so nowadays, that's why new music usually sucks...Too comercialized...
What would you do if someone offered you a record contract while walking on the street somewhere?
Detect scam. If scam: PWN INSTANT, and then feel accomplished. If not: Meh, probably take it to make everyone else jealous. I'm a professionally educated singer, you know.
Whaddya do if you found a big, red button on a wall somewhere?
Push-it-push-it-push-it-push-it-push-it and push it again for good measure, who knows...Something may a splode... :D
What would you do if that red button disabled T.V. and i pushed it?
Cheerleader mode? >_>
...wait. What the hell is T.V.?
Also, whaddya do if there SUDDENLY, a green button appeared?
Push the red button a couple of times more before bashing the green one, making sure i hit the red one more than the green one... :D
(T.V. = TeleVision (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television) or if you want the truth about it, go here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Television)...)
What would you do if the red button made the earths self destruct engage and the green one cancelled it (while i am still bashing them)?
Mistake the buttons for a fighting game panel, and shove you aside to show you how you really fight. Red Red Green! Kick kick punch! Green Red Green!
Where's my special attack? Red! Red red re---
What would you do if the panel asked for quarters?
Put one in....ON A STRING. ;006
...and then end the world multiple times, and then as I pulled the quarter back...IT WOULD RESPAWN. OR DE-SPLODE. BACKWARDS. I MEAN, FUCK YEAH!?
First of all, what the hell would YOU do in the event of you learning I had control of such a machine anyway?
Tell the world press...
And while everyone panics, raid the liquor store and party hard....
What would you do if I accidentally ron you over with a stolen Mark III (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jaguar_XJS_Cabrio_front_20070920.jpg) Jaguar XJS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_xjs) Convertible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jaguar_XJS_Cabrio_front_20070920.jpg), just when you pulled the quarter back out again? (What would the police do?! thank me or arrest me??)
No worries - tentacle monsters don't break. My Mestré didn't name me ElastÃco without a reason! Z:3
Now: In case of Assimilation By Tentacle Monster, what to do?
call my personal army ofcourse, /b/ always delivers...
And then call the stormtroops, /r/ to rule34 YOU....
Mwuahahaha!
What would you do if cappie (haven't seen him for a long time, here) and b& hammer, aurora with n00b hammer and the partyv& showed up at your house?
Tell them "Scoos' me, but BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY LAW SYSTEM." Also, divide by zero.
Whaddya do if Mx0?
I'd Mx0 dup @ 1 - !
What would you do if someone resurrected this thread?
I'd remeber it again and start posting...
What would you do if you were on a plane and one of the engines were to rip off in front of your eyes?
Scream!
What would you do if Mozilla attacked?
Show her my firefox, and hope she won't wreck my appartment...
What will you do when Firefox-ko is in heat?....
Lead Konqueror-kun to that beautiful girl and hope they create a race of super-browsers!
What would you do if I posted another cryptic series of forth code like in the first posting on this page?
I'd read up on said kode (now that i know wich language it is :D), and post a long string of the same, or another language...
What would you do if you woke up one day and you could only see kode? (like Neo in that ancient saga "the Matrix")
I'd learn to read it and later to manipulate it... then it's shits and giggles time, I already have some *really* good ideas!
What would you do if : 4 5 ; ?
I'd (you asked for it -too bad though i can't find the source kode for my unfinished text editing program, yet-)
procedure TForm1.BulletinBoard1Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
Form1.Height := Panel1.Height; // Only the panel visible
Form1.BorderStyle := bsNone; // No border
BulletinBoard1.Checked := True; // Check the menuItem
Settings1.Checked := False; // UnCheck the other menuItem
end;
procedure TForm1.Settings1Click(Sender: TObject);
begin
Form1.Height := OriginHeight;
Form1.BorderStyle := bsSingle;
BulletinBoard1.Checked := False;
Settings1.Checked := True;
end;
Now, what would you do if i found some of my old Delphi projects and started to post those?...
I'd be glad to see Pascal code again. Seeing that Pascal and Forth are the only beautiful languages.
What would you do if started singing?
I'd be startled (just as i was now when i realized it said singing instead of signing)...
What would you do if i maxed out the volume on my soundsystem and started playing GITS OST's?
I'd waddle away, attempting to cover my 'ear' with my wings.
What would you do if you found yourself in a world as badly drawn as integer Life?
(luckily i don't know how badly drawn it is)
I'd try to ffind a way to escape, meanwhile behaving just as badly as i am drawn...
What would you do if the battery indicator light on your mouse starts glowing red when it has actually got a cord?...
Be confused because my mouse does not _have_ a battery. It always is corded.
What would you do if your mouse would bite you?
BTW: This is Integer Life (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/thumbnails.php?album=208)
I'd shake it off, making sure it hit the wall in a very lethal way...
What would you do if your computer's peripherals went on strike?
Yowl, scream and throw a tantrum!
What would you do if you had the sourcecode of yourself?
I'd edit it to super-enhance myself...
What would you do if someone had acces to your sourcecode and was able to edit it?
Ask them nicely to GPL me!
What would you do if you had access to GPLed Kami-Tux code?
I'd use it for (fun) practical jokes...
What would you do if a friend of yours accidentally bought and installed a processor not supported by his motherboard?
I'd squawk sadly and empathetically. And if the processor is supported by my box consider buying it from him so the money he paid is not wasted (and because my PC is far too slow atm)
What would you do if a group of OS-Tans wants a place on your PC but you do not like their OS (think of Windows ME or Minix)
I'd think of refusing, but would then see their cute faces and accept them, because i couldn't bear to see them saddened by my refusal....
What would you do if your current OS-tan starts to remodel your PC on her own?
Remodel as in 'upgrade or as in 'delete data'? In the latter case, she'd be put on the street (well, after stern words failed... it would be very hard for me to be harsh to Gentoo-tan).
What would you do if HURD 1.0 was released?
I'd test it, and hope that it has support for the several gaming api's i need for my (gee what could i need them for... :D) games...
What would you do if M$ was taken over by a group of Linux-extremists?
I'd probably won't remember that. the first thing I'll probably remember is waking up a few days later, hungover and in Redmond
What would you do if this would mean you'd no longer get security patches for your windows?
I'd put all my sarcasm in saying: "Oh no, how terrible", and hope they would finally release a proper windows version...
What would you do if open sourced software became illegal through internattional legislation?
Get that legislation changed, by force if necessary! They can have my linux if they pry it out of my cold dead wings!!!
What would you do if Lars, Jay and Belle were in your class?
I'd manipulate them into doing stuff so stupid (and illegal) that they'd be banned from school...
Now, knowing (for a bit) what kind of manipulative and vindictive bastard i can (please note; CAN) be, what would you do if i were in your class?
Probably not notice you because that damn alarm clock always beeps so fscking early that clear thought is not possible.
What would you do if the alarm clock beeps after what feels like 5 minutes of sleep?
Well, since my alarm clock consists of my computer loaded with a Winamp playlist going through a custom 7.2 sound system at spanking high volume, I'd probably fall out of bed and get pissed off.
Now, whaddya do in case of sudden FLASH FLOOD??
Grab the PC, and head for the third floor...
What would you do if the fire alarm went off?
Disable it. In my house the fire alarm kept going off so my mom had to take it off.
What would you do if you were locked?
Use a silver key. Opens any door or chest anywhere, one-time use only!
Whaddya do if you were transformed into a sine curve?
Turn into a flatline...
What would you do if you were biking somewhere and your front wheel runs off?
Fall on my beak, probably...
What would you do if you had a JavaScript Test tomorrow?
Nothing, keep on doing lots of other stuff and get at least a C+ on the test...
It was how i made all my tests...
*squaaaaaawwwwwk*
What would you do if you forgot to post another hypothetical situation?
Facepalm, give a certain Tux a salmon for reminding me and post one here...
What would you do if your WLAN was being raided by warchalkers?
Find exploits in their machines, crack their system, leave Tuxpr0n on the harddisk, call their girlfriends and tell them about it.
What would you do if you found tuxpr0n on your harddisk?
That would depend... I'd probably burn it on DVDs and pass it to my mates, before deleting it...
What would you do if a huge mob of /b/-tards attempted to rule34 you?
enjoy the results and pass them on to make other OS-mascots jealous ;)
What would you do if you were GIMPed into it as well?
If you mean gimp as in the black latex domination thing, i'd Dim-mak the bastard into having chronic headaches for the rest of his life...
What would you do if Earth suddenly (and very abruptly) stopped spinning...
Very abruptly start doing the moonwalk, to negate that effect, yo.
What if you had some macroeconomics wolf?
Ride it :>
What would you do if a hollow voice said 'plugh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plugh##plugh)'?
Light My Fukken Torch, Right Now.
What do you do if it's windy and it Gets Blown Out?
I'd use a Zippo... :D
What would you do if, suddenly, a wall of water was heading your way, while on the beach...?
Start up my firewall. =w=
What do you do if SUDDENLY, FOREST FIRE BURNING BEHIND YOUR HOUSE!?!?!?
(N: was pretty shocked when I came home today after SCHOOL'S OUT, with firetrucks everywhere and smoke in the air and THAT FUKKEN SMELL everywhere. Too much bloody sun these days!)
Save the important stuff, watch the fire and get all damages paid by insrance for everything that burned....
What would you do if you woke and were surrounded by an entire batallion of UN soldiers?
GEASS'D!?
Now then, what do you do if you've got a memory lapse wherein something crucial has happened?
I'd try to talk my way out of it, like i always do... :D
What would you do if you were walking across a field with some armor and yer russian fellow-soldiers, and you suddenly trip over a british SAS sniper? (hmm, where have i seen that before?)
Um...fall to the ground, I guess? Or wait.
I'd ROLL.
NOW! A variation.
What will I do if this post ends in 5...?
I would definately not post the necesary --> ->4<- <--
Now what would you do if tibet was 3'd?
I'd squawk, as always.
What would you do if Tibet was GPLed?
Gasp and wonder at why the Dalai Llama isn't a Dalai Gnu.
What would you do if your status as a human being was revoked?
I'd think; Finally... :D -and i'd ask if that also means that i don't have to pay tax anymore ;010
What would you do if taxes went up by 150%?
Ignore it. 150% of 0 is 0 and there are no taxes for tuxes!
What would you do if you still had to pay taxes even though you were no longer counted as human being?
I'd go over to the Hague and torch the d***ed place...
What would you do if you had our M.P.?
...I'd D it, perhaps?
What would you do if found out you'd been spending way too much time lately...OUTSIDE /a/!?
Think about it, turn my SNES off and switch to my N64 for a while... :D
What would you do if a horde of door-to-door salesmen were to stalk you?
I would *jiiiiii* them to death. Then take their loot. -w-
Whaddya do if an army of Chiri's armed with Proper Spades surrounded you?
I'd use my keys as a nunchaku and escape...
What would you do if a madman brabdishing a nunchaku-like keyset assaulted you?..
Assault him with my equally mad puppy, and watch the hilarity.
Whaddya do if YOU MISSED THE TRAIN TO HYPERSPACE LINK?
I'd call a cab, ofcourse... :D (plus the Dutch rail is ALWAYS late... :D)
What would you do if you woke up one morning and 12ft of snow fell overnight burying the ground floor of your house?...
QuoteI'd call a cab
YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER?
Oh, right. I'd jump out my window. Because, even though it's on the same ground level as the rest of the apartment, outside my window there's some 4 meters down since the building's built on a rough plateau. And with 12 ft that'd make it quite even, so I'd just walk out...
Whaddya do if you got an anonymous note at your school/workplace to come to an office/classroom after everyone else had left?
I'd go to that room, out of curiousity...
What would you do if aliens landed and stole your P.C.?
Ha! Before they were done I'd have gone into their ship and hijacked it with all its systems. You want my PC? Sure, I'll have your high-tech spaceship for that. HA, SUCKERS
How would you react if someone said they don't know how to empty a trash can?
(And really, the busiest day of the year and this happens to me at work...massive facepalm, really.)
Tell him something plausible but so wrong that he eliminates himself from the gene pool! Darwin 1, Luser 0
What would you do if your college had idiotic 'social' activities where attendance is compulsory?
Be there, bring the laptop and WiFi detector, stay connected at all times. -w-
Whaddya do if you suddenly timewarp back to a medieval battlefield?
Waddle away quickly, you never know what these people would do to penguins. I'd try to find worthy people and help them 'invent' somethingimagine how advanced technology would be in that case ;)
What would you do in case you suddenly found yourself in a futuristic Linuxtopia?
Er...try to convince everyone around me to become a Socialist on the spot.
Whaddya do if you were reincarnated...before you died?
I would try to figure the answer to that question.
What would you do if you turned into a Sailor Senshi?
I'd have the ULTIMATE sailing battleship EVER MADE. >:3
Whaddya do if you were turned into a rolling egg-head creature?
I'd make annoying Korean animations?
What would you do if OS-tan based egg creatures began to sell and beat the original OS-tan fanbase?
TAKE EVERY SINGLE DAMN BIRD IN THE WORLD HOSTAGE AND CRAVE IT TO STOP. IMMEDIATELY. DICKHEADS.
Whaddya do if you had an usage monitor of the resources of your brain?
I would use it for privilege escalation :) It always bugged me that the subconscious seems to run with higher user privileges than I do.
What would you do if you could get online telepathically?
I would go online in situations where I didn't have access to a computer.
What would you do if you had all the money in the world?
Put it in the bank. Then i could quit my job and never need to work again! (interest)
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What would you do if everyone went crazy but you?
What do you mean, if? It is like that, of course it is. Yes, yes, nobody sees the world as it is except usss, yess, usss.......
TL;DR - I am crazy already, nowhere to go. Except through portals.
Whaddya do if you became a fish'n-chip with a built in 500W subwoofer (with an enormous, fully charged power supply)?
I'd use the subwoofer to blast the Song of Storms constantly.
What would you do if everywhere you went you herd Azumanga Daioh background music?
i'd sing along and be proud.
What would you do if all your clothes became invisible after you put them on?
Put on MYSELF and be a PHANTOM MENACE TOWARDS ALL THE PEOPLE.
>:3
What would you do if you were suddenly reincarnated as a small plant, while you were still alive?
I would probably just hope I was a tree sapling, or something that might stick around for a while.
Oh and I would hate it if I was a blade of grass in somebody's lawn. My lifespan would be drastically shortened.
What would you do if you were not really you?
I would still join this site with a different username.
Wht would you do if this site shutdown?
I would reload it from the cache and e-mail the admins asking what the crow happened.
What would you do if you suddenly were changed into an attractive form of the opposite gender?
Nei says: DON'T. ASK.
What would you do with a BA in English?
I would probably get myself maimed in an accident and then live off the lawsuit profits. Since a BA in English is useless.
What would you do if you were someone else?
Not this, I wouldn't. *throws self into pit of ice-cream*
What would you do if the only words you could utter were Fat, Sassy And DOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!! ?
I would T-T-T-Taigarolll!
What would you do if the cake was not a lie?
*sneak*->*pounce*->*RAWR >:3*->*OM NOM NOM*->Satisfaction.
What would you do if you were at a party where everyone was batshit insane drunk, you were nailed sober and the booze was out?
I would stand in a corner and laugh my head off at their drunken antics, which I would be the only one to remember since I was still sober.
What would you do if your neighbor built a snow-making machine and pointed it at your driveway?
I'd feel rather sorry for the girls upstairs who rent the garage and are the only ones allowed to use the driveway...but I'd still laugh at their misfortune, in the end.
What would you do if you could converse with trees?
I would ask them how they feel about the state of the world's forests, and converse them much like I do with other people.
What would you do if you got trapped inside a MMORPG and could not logout or leave.
I'd go on a long quest to find a way out, even if everyone says it's impossible.
What would you do if you discovered Bill Gates is your real father?
Pretend to assassinate him and get lots of inheritance, while trapping him in a secret dungeon, forcing him to code for me night and day.
What would you do if you were locked up inside a dungeon...without a computer?
I would simply go insane after a week.
What would you do if you were the only one that could save the world from pending doom, but you had no clue how?
I'd try to save the world, only to screw up somewhere along the way (Missing some important relic, for example)
What would you do if you had a harem?
Choose one, have one night of happiness, then get torn to pieces by the fanboy's.
What would you do if Palin was inaugurated as the new president?
Hack myself into the Social Security registry database, and change her official name to Sarah Stalin. Then I would lol, for lulz would have been made. LULZ; WE MAKE IT.
Whaddya do in case of FIRE IN YOUR NOSTRILS?
Go to the world guiness record and record myself as the first human fire breathing ever.
What would you do if one of your friend enters your room while screaming OH YES! OH YES! I'M COMMING! (Based on my true story....I kick him out ASAP).
Rise up, give him a flying kick to the ribs while screaming, "IN HERE YOU AIN'T, SUCKER!".
Whaddya do in case of big fat man stuck in chimney?
Feed him chili and hit the deck...
Where do you take cover!?!?
In YOUR room!? BEHIND THE FATSCREEN MONITOR, FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Now, in case of OSHITWHATISHTHATITSEATINGMEALIVEAUUGGGAHHGHHG*splat* what is the appropriate course of action?
Take off my shoes, thus killing the monstar...
what would you do if your siggy stopped rolling around and reached out of the monitor like she wants to strangle you...?
Eat her alive. She's a CHIBI, you know. -w-
I have some juice, you want some?
Ah, yes i would have some...
What would you do if there were no glasses around?
I'd drink it straight from the carton\bottle\can. Brilliant!
What would you do if someone went back in time in an effort to prevent your favorite Anime series from ever existing?
I would show him the dangers of timetravel with an example from futurama where Fry ended up as his own grandfather... :D
what would you do if you ended up in a time-loop?
I would learn to juggle, do all sorts of things that I wouldn't be allowed to do if anyone remembered, and use the Stargate as a driving range.
What would you do if you got sucked into the digital world?
OH, YEAH!!!!! I'd let loose upon the world the total chaos and anarchy that is a true Smokey... ;006 MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAWRRR
What would you do if you were my first victim and all your appliances turned hostile?
Write a virus and take control of all of your systems, SUCKAH. ;006
Més jalapeños es explosivos! Por que!?
and no, I don't know spanish.
*Assumes you're saying "What would you do if you had explosive Jalapenos?". I don't know Spanish either, so I'm just guessing*
I'd eat it whole just because I can.
What would you do if your favorite show got postponed for a sporting event?
Take the ball or whatever used, and ritually burn it in front of my family (who will, no doubt, be watching said shit).
What would you do in case of penguinstorm?
Counter it with a catstorm
What would you do if 1000 attack dogs invaded your house?
Tell them the dog-ratio of the house is too high already, and catapult them out.
(the little suckers.)
What of do would case you in failure?
Fail so epicly hard that it becomes good by default...
What would you do if your brain BSOD'ed?
You mean it haven't already? Shit, I dunno what I did then, can't remember shit. Spin, I guess.
What you do in that chair, boy? SITTING IS FORBIDDAN!½
I would stand up, slap hevily and sit like i never sat before...
What would you do if you were all of a sudden warped into a world with only men who spoke a corny italian accent lived?
I would eat mushrooms and throw fireballs, then jump into a pipe to escape.
What would you do if you got kittens?
I already have them :]
what would you do if someone broke into your house and took only your garbage?
Laugh, thank him silently and then report him to the police...
What would you do if you woke up in the Smithsonian, surrounded by armed SWAT, next to the place where a priceless piece of art was?
Back to sleep!! ;117
What would you do if your Girlfriend/Boyfriend found you kissing with your other Girlfriend/Boyfriend....
I'd say: "Oh, i didn't know we were still together..." and continue...
(sorry my relationship is a plainwreck at this moment)
What would you do if you saw your school/workplace explode while you're just entering the street...
It depends...
If I hate the job: Celebratory Dance! *Does the Hare Hare Yukai in the streets as fellow nerds join in*
If I like the job: Think to myself "Time to go job hunting..." and turn around
What would you do if you where trapped in a burning building?
I would freak out and try to blow the flames out.
lol.
what would you do if YOUR OS-TAN CAME OUT OF YOUR SCREEN YO
Get a couple of heart attacks and then offer them a drink...
What would you do if the Y2K bug would still happen, tomorrow?
I would knock on its door, gently tell it it's Y2k9 already, you missed your appointment, you're fired, have a pleasant EXPRESS PAINTJOB, DICKHEAD *spray paint*
What would you do if you suddenly got Parkinson's disease, extreme mode?
Die.
I'm gonna repeat the one I posted earlier
What would you do if YOUR OS-TAN CAME OUT OF YOUR SCREEN YO
1: Tie her up
2: Reinstall XP
3: ???
4: PROFIT!!!
5: Repeat steps 1-4 at least 10 times
6: HAREM END
Your ass (yes, your rectum, anus, whatever) is on fire. What do you do?
Wonder why I ate that chili last night.
A giant chicken breaks into your house.
Slice off its head with convenient multipurpose 1-meter japanese cutting tool of no specific type, store out in the cold and have as dinner/lunch/breakfast until A, the chicken is gone, B, the cold is gone, or C, the total amount of chicken is small enough to store in fridge.
You now have a harem made up of yanderes. WTD?
Dunno.
What would you do if SPONGEBOB BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE OH SHI
Cut him in small pieces and store him outside, dawg. 'tis cold here.
Alas! A mighty pirate ship fires its cannons at your window. Wha'er to do, friend?
Tell them meddling kids to get off my lawn!
YOU'RE BEING DROWNED IN HDDS WHAT DO YOU DO?
FORMAT/L them to death...
What would you do if all your appliances spontaneously combusted?
Spontaneously combust myself.
What would you do if YOUR WINDOWS COMPUTER GOT REPLACED BY A MAC?
(vice versa for mac users)
I know I would be pretty happy.
I'd have to kill myself..... (no games WTF?!)
What would you do if your city started laying a highway through your house without warning you first?
Grab my towel, necessary things, put all my dox on a hueg pendrive and wait for my neighbor, who's actually not from earth but from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, to come hitchhike me up. Oh, and also prepare me some earplugs for the oncoming assault of Vogon Poetry. Yeah.
What do you do with that spaceship you just stole, bud?
Take a joyride, then go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, yo.
What would you do if your most prized possession broke?
Use the wishing thread to wish it back again, with more awesome.
Whaddya do if yo sudn'ly didn't spek normly, AEYH?
tlk lik dis fo tha rst of ma lief yoh
wut wld u do if th interw3bs broke
YO ASKT DAT QUESHUN ALRDY BRO, DAT SUM DAFT SHIT YO!
*hip-hop-explosion*
I asketh ye! Quoth the raven, shalt thee be for why thine mysteriouse informante goeth abroad?
I'd stop playing so much Dragon Warrior...
What would you do if you had access to a new season of your favorite Anime series before anyone else in the world?
Watch it and gloat...
What would you do if your modem blew up violently...
I would harness the power of violently exploding modems to create a new weapon of mass destruction and take over the world :D mwhaha.....
What would you do if a t-rex burst through your front door?!?
Tame it and keep it as a pet...
What would you do if i and my pet T-Rex pay a "visit"...
I'd make sure to have all my video game consoles set up and ready to play!
What would you do if you came to a field where two samurai where having an epic sword fight, at night time, full moon, with cherry blossoms in the air?
I'd watch, yelling out PIRATES FTW!! every ten second until they got fed up and killed me.
What would you do if a clan of elite ninja's swore their loyalty to you?
I'd start the Dutch Ninjutsu Maffia... :D
What would you do if the CIA claimed your house in the fight on terrorism?
I would launch the T-virus concealed in my basement and use my t-virus controller to take control of my new mutant CIA army!
What would you do if you went outside to a group of mutant CIA members rushin down the street?
Kill them with my Dutch Ninjutsu Maffia in a Resident Evil/ Ninja movie style... :D
What would you do if you were in a bank i robbed with my Mob?
Kill them with my T-virus induced CIA agents! XD
What would you do if it started raining money..... weird smelling money!
Grab it and kill everyone who wanted to steal MY money...
What would you do if i bought the rights to the T-virus and the CIA zombies?
I would strike a deal with you and then we could rule the world with our super mutant Dutch CIA Ninjutsu Maffia of doooommm!
What would you do if your pants talked to you!?
Answer, "GET.THE.FUCK.OUT.OF.THERE.RIGHT.NOW." and hold a hand grenade in my hand.
Now then: What would Super Mutant Dutch CIA / Ninjutsu Mafia union board do if encountering armies of pokemon-wielding mechas?
Die, reanimate, kill... ^_^
What would you do if all the food you got is cold and cant warm up?
Put warm food in with it so it isn't as bad.
What would you do if... Firefox ceased to exist!?
Keep on using Chrome as i did since it was released...
What would you do if M$ were to get the rights to all GPLed software and made it proprietary?
I would cry like a little girl.
What would you do if your cat started bringing other animals into the house for communist meetings?
I'd join in, of course... :D
What would you do if Cold War II started?
WHY, I'D WIN, OF COURSE. >:3
By orbitdropping neutron jammers everywhere on the planet, making EVERYTHING that's nuclear somehow go SELF-NUKE.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
What would you do if quarantine'd?
develop some hideous virus under my armpits in order to escape...
What woukld you do if i ran towards you with my arms in the air?
I'd quickly step out of your path and watch you run face-first into a brick wall
What would you do if Nickelodeon brought back "What Would You Do?" (A game show they had back in the early '90s) with brand new episodes?
I'd not watch it and wait for Comedy central to air from 8 pm... (Nick is dubbed in dutch here for the kiddies...
What would you do if all television programmes were dubbed in Dutch?
Ask you for a translation.. or learn dutch...
What would you do if windows, linux, and mac joined to become some weird mega OS company?
Hope for good gaming support and non-rediculous prices...
What would you do if your oven had a melt-down...
Pat it gently and say, "Don't worry, I've had those too, you'll get over it."
What do you do if YOU get a meltdown?
Engage emergency shutdown and hope i don´t go prompt-critical...
What would you do if your house ran away when you approach the front door=
Engage...PLANETARY LASSO!
*captcha*
Boyakasha!
What would you do if your house was replaced by a giant, talking tower?
Have fun conversations, and train it to burrp on command...
What would you do if cats actually ruled the world?
Acquire Nekomimi, hueg amounts of catnip, infiltrate their base, drug their doodz, send head cat to Cappy for lifetime er...treatment, and rule the world.
What would you do if you were second-in command?
BOMB ALASKA
What would you do if I was sitting next to you?
-wiggles her fingers and goes ooo~-
WHO'S THE SUPERIOR TENTACLE MONSTER HERE, HUH?
It's time to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!DUEL!DUEL!
Whaddya do if confronted by a pair of giant onigiri, threatening to crush you?
Run like hell.
WWYDI I came up behind you with a pair of garden shears..
Wield Topicless as a sword and counterattack!
DEMONIC WIELD Special Attack, RANDOM KNOCKUBACKU BURASUTOOOO!!!
WWYDI you encountered a male clone of yourself and your male other-dimensional self, enjoying hot yaoi secks in your classroom at night?
Prolly recoil and go have hot yuri secks with my other-dimensional real self
WWYDI THE INTERNET BARGED DOWN YOUR DOOR
Ultimate Combo of kicks at whatever's at the other end, I assume.
(my door's pretty broken already -w-; )
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WWYDI you're transformed into a mute cat with dog paws?
Use my new NT powers for THE GOOD OF EVIL
WWYDI your nose started running. Away. From you.
Give a party.. WHOOHOO, no more runny noses when im cold...
WWYDI Abbrevs were forbddn?
Brk th lw.
Wht wld d f ll vcls wr rmvd frm r wrtng?
i cant read that
WUT WOULD YOU DO IF SOME LUCKY STAR LOLIS BROKE DOWN YOUR DOOR AND STARTED MOLESTING YOU AND YOUR BELONGINGS
My...belongings...you say...?
DEEEELTAAAAAAA~ IM COMING TO SAVE YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE LOLIS, WAIT FOR MEEEEE~
*shuts lolis inside a cage*
Yosh, all good.
(and that last one was all vowels removed. damn. I spelled vowels vocals again, I suck. -.- )
WWYDI you were transformed into a giant beanstalk...SANS TENTACLES?
GO BERSERK AND EAT EVERYONE!!
what would you do if... TRAP CARD!!!!!!????!!!
OVER 9000 DAMAGE
WWYDI you were me?
Tentacle raep someone...
What would you do if you were hired for a job you know little about?
Uhn... Slipped past the drug test? Cool - time to really wreck up the place. First order of business is to buy a new iPod. Need music to work with, or I get out of line too quick. After that, it's gravy. Find some other like-minded individuals in the work place, and arm them heavily. Guns. Torpedos. I'm incompetent at this job.
Yeah. Your turn. What would you do if you were a lawyer and had to defend my actions and present my case to the court?
I would first politely excuse myself, go to another room... Laugh... and then find every loophole in the justice system to keep you out of jail, not for the fact hat the world needs more crazymen like us, but for the fact that i am professional in whatever i do...
What would you do if you were found guilty of being the boss of a big gangster family?
Hey, I am.
I'd just Call Da Boyz, you know.
What would you do if forced to listen to one same song 24/7 for a year, and which song would you pick?
Caramelldansen~ And go insane.
WWYDI your earphones started talking to you.
Tell them to shut the hell up and play the damn song on my cheap ass mp4 player!
What would you do if your earphones kept giving you a static charge while wearing them in bed? >__<
Feel awesome.
No really, nothing more, just that. -w-;
WWYDI the world suddenly hanged itself and crashed? (ctrl+alt+delete does not work, lol)
BSOD
WWYDI your computer BSODDED, then turned into a mac and GSODDED?
I would hit Apple+Z...
WWYDI your Sad Mac winked at you?
Wonder if a Mac-tan really existed..
WWYDI Someone broke into your house and fell asleep with a gun in their hand?
Tickle his nose with a feather and cause him to Ctrl+Z himself...
WWYDI there was intruder brains all over your floor?
Say, the dog did it, then say i have stuff to do, and leave...
What would you do if you met your idol, he offers you an autograph and neither of you have anything to write with?
Find Yagami Light and borrow his writing utensil.
What would you do if the forums suddenly became orange?
Make juice. Drink. Possess and be nurtured by the essence of internets, win and /osc/. Win the game.
_W_
Wwydi you were banished from your country, forever?
Go to my fatherland, if my motherland doesn't want me... (two nationalities, F yeah)
What would you do if you borrowed Yagami's notebook and found your own name in it, with the ink still fresh?
Throw the thing into a timeloose rift. Then get my artificial, secondary and tertiary hearts ready for activation.
Wwydi you lost all your memories except those related to /osc/?
Give a great party, since i then also cannot remember those horrible crimes i committed... ;006
What would you do if you all of a sudden remember some really awful, sickening things you did?
Party hard, cuz I'm a Super-S-Kind-Of-Guy.
-w-
Wwydi you had one week to record an album, from scratch?
Record some spoken word cover songs, ala Captain Kirk...
WWYDI the RIAA pirated your music?
Burn them. Burn them all. Why didn't I do that already? Damn morons, should burn NOW. NOW. BURN. BUUUUURN.
;w;
WWYDI TPB were found not guilty in its ongoing trial (or rather, when)?
Make a note that it happened and continue with my life...
What would you do if an alien craft landed in your back yard?
...eat them and steal their ride. -w-
WWYDI you were eaten by a 200-meter monster worm?
Call Oprah, Guiness and my friends, write a book and make millions... After i kill the thing of course for a cover-shoot for Guns 'n Ammo...
What would you do if a nuclear reactor was built in your house?
Utilize it to give me and Smokey's super mutant Dutch CIA Ninjutsu Mafia of doooommm! super radiation powers!
What would you do if your living room exploded into a giant Mexican fiesta?
DO THE CHACHA~
WWYDI someone replaced me with a boring lawyer who posts well-thought-out and studied/researched posts against every post you made, no matter how small?
Sue. And then permab&!.
WWYDI Mt.Fuji came up to you and turned out to be just some random mountain!?
Tell Little Mountain to join the RIAA in hell...
WWYDI you just got a buzzcut and it started snowing outside? -__-;
I'd be damn happy, that's for sure, finally snow!!!
What would you do if you got in your car and all the wheels come off when you shut the door?
Never buy another Mazda. :smoke:
What would you do if you were walking along, and Snoop Dogg creeps up to you and without speaking begins to set down a trail of $100 USD bills? And they lead into an alleyway, where he disappears into. Uhn... What's wrong with me? Anyone? ;043
Kill them with ninja art before they fight back!
What would you do if
a cute angel like girl you just met while you're in vacation said ...."Please die for world peace."....?
I´d actually refuse, because i do not believe in world peace until we have found a universal (extraterrestrial) enemy, and i´d lose my job...Oh, wait, those arent actually concerns, are they?... I´d check to make sure i´d go to heaven and then die...
What would you do if the above failed?
I'm not religious.
WWYDI your food ate you.
I'd take out my sword and hack my way out.
What would you do if you woke up in the body of your favorite OS-tan?
CE-tan? Ask someone to change the root password on my computer before I got to it. Bury every embedded device in my back yard!
What would you do if you woke up and just knew that that your computer had become sentient like HAL? Like get out of bed. Drink some alcohol for the hangover. And it hits you: "Whoa. My computer probably became sentient while I was asleep."
I'd go see a psychiatrist... after assasinating my PC...
What would you do if you woke up and a couple dozen gun-barrels were staring at you?
Say "Isn't there someway we can work this out?"¯\O__o/¯, as if I were in a lame action/comedy.
WWYDI you got caught in a bear trap?
Scream in pain (duh), and then keep calm and try to open it to get to a doctor...
What would you do if you were a doctor and i came by with a bear trap stuck to my foot?
Without thinking, quickly start the amputation procedure...!
What would you do if
you get dumped on valentines day by your girlfriend that you loved so much?
Kill that bitch... kidding. I'd probably just forget about it and move on with my life, that's what mature people do (what? that's not funny).
WWYDI your computer went to the bar for "open mic night"?
Hunt it down with a whole lot of RPG-7s...
What would you do if you were walking down the street. Concentrating on trucking right. You hear a dark voice beside of you, And you look round in a state of fright. You saw four faces, one mad, a brother from the gutter. They look you up and down a bit and turn to each other....
Make a dash for it all slow-motiony
WWYDI your back broke.
get a couple of days off...go to doctor...sue my boss...
What would you do if you wanted to open a beer and it explodes in your hand? (happened to a mate of mine...)
Punch the mate who handed it to me in the arm, or sue the beer maker if I picked it up myself.
WWYDI you were cheated in a poker game by a member of the Russian Mob?
have him assasinated and get the exact amount of money he owes me, plus costs for hiring an assasin back...
What would you do if...Suddenly Banana's everywhere?
Get into Monkey Fu stance and start peeling... BANANAS!
WWYDI your DVD player was mysteriously replaced by a talking VCR?
Keep it for company, find a way to make money of him and buy a replacement DVD player...
What would you do if everywhere you went there was a personal 6 feet wide snowstorm?
I would spend all my time outside.... WEEEEEEE! No global warming for me!
WWYDI your ship had become invested with plague rats while fending off vampiric Frenchmen?
Pimp them up while wearing hazard gear, and then sell them to the frenchies as gourmet food. >:3
WWYDI The human race was transformed into ROBOTS, ALL OF IT!?
Write a compliance virus and rule them all...
What would you do if a small meteor was heading towards your house, on it's way to completely destroy it?
I'd put all my important stuff in my TARDIS and get the hell out of there.
What would you do if you discovered your favorite TV show or game series has been completely wiped from existence, and you're one of only 4 people who remember it?
Form a secret society bent on conquering the world....
What would you do if someone accidentally drove through the wall into your house....with a Challenger II tank?
Take over the tank, rule the world!!!!
WWYDI
Someone accidentally fall and shove baseball bat in your as* while you're shopping?
I'd shove my foot up his ass, all the way up to the knee...and wriggle around...
What would you do if it started raining ceramic plant pots?
"Hey. Hey, man. It's raining ceramic pots. I'm gonna sell these, man..."
And that's what I'd do. I'd make a fortune, selling weather.
What would you do if a cute girl wearing a random <3 anime t-shirt came up to you on the street and began shooting at nearby a nearby police car with a paintball gun? And asked you to join in? Uhn...
I would love to join....
A true man never turn down a girl request, especially a cute one....
I'll bring my own airsoft gun but shoot the officer instead just the car....
What would you do if
Beautifull housewife ask you to satisfy her sfx lust since her husband is too old to satisfy his own wife....
Tough one...(i've seen that ending badly a couple of times)
Depending on how hot and seductive she is, i'd say screw it and bang her brains out...
What would you do if you were satisfying a lovely girl and her husbad came in, reaching for his gun?
Prolly wonder why I'm such a lesbo in the first place?
WWYDI OH SHOOT THIS BELONGS IN THE HENTAI SECTION
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
And then eat it.
Crispy 'n tasty, ya know. -w-
WWYDI your mom's basement had a personal grudge against you?
make it worse, tease it, harrass it... It's a basement...What's it gonna do?
What would you do if all your iStuff turned against you in a violent attemt to conquer the world?
Brick 'em by overwriting the firmware...
WWYDI your cellphone's only ring settings were LOUD and kick-in-the-pants?
(by LOUD I mean so loud people throw stones at you)
Stop using it.... (i have half a dozen cellphones so why not ^_^)
What wouold you do if the earth stopped? really, really abruptly?
Persuade Haruhi to make a new earth full of girl like Mikuru.....
What would you do if
Bill Gates come to your house and ask you to lend him your toilet...
OH! HA! I'd be happy to let him use it (as we speak my bro-in-law is stinking up the place...;006
What would you do if you were stalked by MI5, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, KGB and the Mossad?
Tentaclerape their asses, tie them up and then strap them into the washing machine.
WWYDI loads of Fallen Eldar approached yo' ass?
Ask them how their mission went and tell them to take a break before i send them on a next mission...
What would you do if you received a one way ticket to the moon?
Bring my lovely girlfriend with me and live happily ever after like Adam and Eve....
What would you do if
You suddenly got your pheromone really active enough to attract all girl in your city.....
Abuse the situation... ;054
What would you do if one of those girls was your sister?
I don't have sister!
But if ido have a sister, i won't do anything. Incest is no good!
What would you do if
You time travel to the age where science and technology are not yet exist?
Go into history as the greatest sorcerer ever to exist...I would be able to forsee the future and conjure up wonderful things... I could rule the world ;006 HAHAHAHA!!!! you would now all be living under the rule of one of my heirs... ;006
What would you do if your couyntry got assimilated by the brittanian empire to be just an area, say, 11?
Become an orange.
Or a lemon, perhaps.
WWYDI your lemon was of the yaoi flavour?
I would never eat lemon! Never!
What would you do if
*this is not h section right?*
You find out that your GF is one of the futanaries?
Wonder how the hell she's been able to hide it...
What would you do if you got raeped by Nejin?
You would never be able to tell...until nine months later.
_W_
WWYDI you received an 10000$ invoice for "overcompensation of sex appeal"?
Just pay it by credit! No harm no blood! ^_^
What would you do if
Smokey is loves you so much?
I'd simply quarter-circle forward + punch (HADOUKEN!)
What would you do if you found every single song on your MP3 player was replaced with the works of Rick Astley?
Find a drunk soldier, tell him that shi* on my MP3 is funny and trade it with his one....(or just reupload my stuff...Naah i wouldn't even bother, lately i only listen radio on that thing)
What would you do if you get ripped off when you trade your MP3 player?
Call 911 right off the bat. We're going to get this situation to escalate quickly. Uhn... Prosecute... I'll need a lawyer. I'd ask Nejin, but I won't pay for the work. A frivolous lawsuit against the idiot that... ripped me off...
It'll work. We'll get the RIAA involved. The MP3 player? It's loaded with MP3's. This scumbag's going to get it. Nejin... Prepare the laser beams.
What would you do if this entire situation was highly publicized in the press, newspapers and news corporations like CNN and FOX gave it constant coverage? Would you... organize a riot or peaceful demonstration to help me out, or...? Uhn...
I'D ORGANIZE MY ROBOT ARMY TO HELP YOU OUT, BRO
When ordinary protests don't work, launch your railgun-equipped protests.
WWYDI you won the trial, but the defendant turned out to be a high-ranking member of a mysterious zombie ninja mafia clan?
...Mysterious...
Zombie... Ninjas? A clan of them? Uhn... Getting over my head here...
I'd have to hire someone. Someone like Naruto, with a bright orange jumpsuit, to infiltrate their equally mysterious organization. Steal documents. Cause problems. The laser beams from earlier can probably solve a lot of issues for me, but we don't want to draw attention from even bigger ninja/zombie/mafia clans...
The goal? The goal is simple. Winning the lawsuit got me my MP3 player and a few million dollars, but I want more. I want to save the world from these guys now. And that's what I'll do, but Naruto'll probably screw it all up for me. Orange jumpsuit... ninja...
What would you do if I wanted to assemble land-based... torpedos... in your back yard? To help accomplish my goals?
You seem to be on something here, boi, so I'll give you access to the RTD1W network. It'll allow you to launch them from my back yard...straight to its target. Wherever they may be.
BUT! SUDDENLY! Since I and my army of robots are elsewhere fighting, the back yard is unprotected. The ninja zombie mafia knows its strategic importance, and they launch a heavy attack on your position!
How do you fortify this back yard?
I'd be there, in your back yard. Assembling torpedos. And suddenly, these ninja zombie mafiosos would climb over the fence? Unnggh...
First, I'd laugh at them. Buy some time. I'd laugh like Don Kanonji from Bleach. Here's a picture to demonstrate this.
(http://bayimg.com/image/oaopfaabf.jpg)
As I did that. I'd detonate your house. Do you remember when I was crawling around in your attic? And then under your stairs? Yeah. I was strapping large amounts of C4 onto every surface I could find. This thing's going to be big. Here's another picture to demonstrate.
(http://bayimg.com/image/oaopgaabf.jpg)
This... uhn... vulnerability...? It was a trap. I really got those ninjas.
What would you do if you saw all of this happening? On TV?
Chuckle and smile...
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/1176387326941.jpg)
As the house detonates, the entrance to an underground complex is revealed. You enter. What do you see?
I'm... puzzled. I enter the underground complex, and the first thing I notice is the white walls. It's like a hospital. You're probably the one who went through and wrote all over them though, right? Uhn... Little messages everywhere.
"Secret base. -w-"
"Take elevator. Giev ride. GIEV RIDE FROM TEH ELVATR!"
Rooms all over. Like an office building. I thought I saw Alma's shadow in the corner...
I feel like I took the red pill at this point. I'll keep going though...
What happens when I... listen to the scribbles on the wall? I take elvatr down one floor for teh free ried it gievs?
(This is becoming more and more like some sort of mysterious tabletop cyberpunk RPG, and I liek it. -w-)
The mysterious scribbles zoom out from the wall, and follow you into the elevator. While riding the text changes to "HELLO. DO YOU LIEK CAEK? THERE IS CAEK ON NEXT FLOOR, BUT THIS ELEVATOR ONE-FLOOR ONLY. FIND NEXT ELEVATOR FOR CAEK!". It hovers in the air for a while, and when you've read the message it snaps to a doodle of a plate with Bolognese on it with the text "Pasta~" written over, and plasters itself on the brick wall of the elevator.
The elevator opens. The next floor is entirely painted matte black. You smell rice in the air.
What do you do?
...Uhn...? First. I'll pull out a bottle of ABSOLUT VODKA and down about half of it. I need to be drunk for this. Wait, cake? I liek cake. Liek. I mispelled that one purposefully. The LCD(? We hope so?) wall with the... changing... text... must be getting to me. I liek rice too. So this is a restaraunt you've built in this underground bunker? Huh?
I'll bite. I stagger into the room, already partially drunk. Prepared to do a bankai if there's danger. I'll be fine.
I fire off one round from my sidearm, too. A Taurus .45. There wasn't a reason to do it... I just... did. I liek firing guns at things. After blasting a hole into the far wall, I begin to search first for the rice, and then for the elavtr that gievs the ride to cake. I'm getting hungry.
What happens as I do all this?
A series of bleeps and beeps disturb your drunken walking. A red eye-like lamp scans the area, and finally settles on you. "WHERE ARE YOU? THERE YOU ARE."
Cue turret gunfire.
Your drunken fist dodge skillz allow you to get into safety, but you guess the plug's been pulled. You flee in a random direction. You hear the cybran noises of artificial limbs pulled into order, and robotic brains coming online.
What happens next?
(Uhn... Reminds me. Artwork... I made Portal-style decals for a motorcycle. Not my motorcycle. My motorcycle's lame. I need a GSXR1300R-T. The T stands for Turbo. That's how I live. Liev. I should post the decals later, it's hilarious!)
I... oddly don't feel as though I'm in any danger yet. Things are normal. Too normal. It's like every time I step into my garage so far.
I calmly duck off into an alcove, my first bottle of ABSOLUT VODKA empty. I'll disrespect this "secret base -w-" by slamming the empty glass into a nearby wall, laughing hysterically as I do so. I hope a camera's not watching. I don't want trouble.
Uhn... Cybran... noise... Robotic brains? Plain and simple, I recognize the noise. Metroids. I have to get the super bombs before I can blast open the next door.
I embark on that journey. Drunk. Staggering along, occasionally firing a round off from my Taurus .45 at a random direction. I don't even care if I'm heading towards the Metroids. They've got the rice, and I want the rice. I liek rice.
What happens when... I... stumble upon the metroids? Uhn...
They are not metroids. They are something far worse...
ROBOTIC. TENTACLE. MONSTERS.
A cluster of tentacles fly at you, groping you from every direction even as you attempt to escape. You see another scribble on the wall:
"THE CAEK IS A RIE
THE CAEK ARE ARR RICE"
You run straight through a brick wall and into an elevator. It starts going downward, away from the tentacle monster - but its little brother is inhabiting the roof of the elevator.
How do you defend yourself from this groping monstrosity of hentai doom?
I'm the Dutch guy, whaddya think?! I'd raep THEM!
What would you do if you saw your empire fall because of 1, yes, 1 dutch guy?
Hmm...
RAEP.
And then rebuild. -w-
WWYDI you had a lying cake?
Eat the sucker...
What would you do if you couldn't speat anymore, but instead just meowed?
Become the Demonic Overlord OF ALL THE CATGIRLS IN THE WORLD. Z:3
WWYDI you transformed into a turtle everytime someone knocked you on your shoulder?
Added after 18 seconds:
(and no, armor doesn't work)
Get myself a gun and tell EVERYONE i see that if i see a hand moving toward my shoulder, i'll kill them,...
What would you do if you were chased down a tunnel bu a runaway freight train?
I'd teleport out of there using the power of random plot devices as Crazy Train plays in the background.
What would you do if you found yourself in Raccoon City?
(RE fans will know what I'm talking about)
Employ Plot Armor and a Galactic Colossus. Mow shit down. -w-
WWYDI trapped inside an exoskeleton - a PINK exoskeleton?
Remember that song by the rolling stones? I'd "Paint it Black"...
What would you do if your toes fell off?
FRAM MED HAMMARN SPIKA FAST DEN LILLA TÃ...N :V
What would happen if the internet was THE GAME, and you lost it?
I'd kill you for making me remember the game...
What would you do if trees started flying?
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WWYDI the IRL graphics were converted to ASCII?
CLS everyone blind!!!!
What would you do Something NSFW happened to your right arm? (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/53014191a020ff5ff42b08ddb0cf2107.jpg)
Heeeehhh.... Your new signature is better than before...!
I'd like to make one too....^_^
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It'll be great no need to strip my pant...
WWYDI
There is a hardware destroyer virus and all your hardware you've mentioned above is damage with a blown.....
Find the bastard and kill him...And take his money to buy new stuff...And file a lawsuit against him...
Whatwouldyoudoifspacesdidn'texistanymore?
I'd_make_up_for_the_lack_of_spaces_with_underscores_like_I_am_doing_now
What would you do if the only way to save the world was to make a baby with the person you hate the most?
1: Suit up and let the world go to hell for all I care.
2: Acquire stockpile of humans or something.
3: Rule over empire of world's end fools and get galaxy.
4: ???
5: PROFIT
WWYDI you started PUKING UP YOUR OWN INESTINES, HUH, HUH!?!!?
Run around showing them... (yes i am that disturbed)
What would you do if you sneezed out your eyeball?
Put it on a stick and LOL EXTERNAL EYE LAWL
What would you do if insert coin?
Inert my agecoin (required for buying smokes from vending mahines), tied to a string and pull it out again... ;006
What would you do if you got stuck in a hot tub with an incontinent hippo?
Suit up and COOK THE BASTARD.
WWYDI you became milk-inconsistent?
Quote from: "NejinOniwa"...milk-inconsistent?
Wait, wut?
Rewrite the laws of nature, of course... i likes my milk...
What would you do if i made an error in rewriting those laws and you became an amoeba?
I'd FREE BIRD YEAH!
(Yeah, I'm being random)
What would you do if you stole an Arwing?
Fly it like it's hot... And generally have fun with it... ^_^
What would you do if all your PC's turned into Macs?
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/Myself/Screenshots/fuuu.png)
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/NejinOniwa/AFG13.png)
WWYDI you found out you were not in fact custom made DIY, but mass-produced at a local human factory in Brazil?
LOL..... ROFL.... ROFLMAO.... ROFLMAO myself to death, my brother-in-law is from Brazil... :D
What would you do if Brazil became more powerful than the USA, Russia and China put together?
Make sure I defeated them in the next Football World Championships and tell them, "Ha, not much of a world power now, are ya?"
WWYDI energy ball-kicking giant mechas became the weapons of tomoBRAZIL!?
Laugh and make fun of my brother-in-law...
What would you do if Felipe Massa crashed his car into your house?
Eat him up. Raw. And then eat the car.
Stir-fried.
WWYDI you had 24 hours to complete your life's work?
Rob a bank, take lots of girls, steal a fast car, hijack a plane, go far away, bribe death, officially die, live in luxury...
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the ocean on a liferaft?
I'd think "I wonder if I'm going to Koholint Island..."
What would you do if every device in your home started playing clips from Barney for no reason?
I nuke the house ASAP ;006
What would you do if you have a tsundere big brother/sister and a yandere little brother/sister?
Hey, wait...it's the other way around. Dave is pretty yan, and my sis is...fuckDAMN tsundere.
So I guess the answer is, NEJIN-IZE'D, or what? :w:
WWYDI you had to go an octave higher than yesterday!?
I'd do it and enjoy the sight of the people scratchiong out their ears...
What would you do if your cat develops a habit of waking you up by licking your ears out?
Tell him, "Shami, that's fucken disgusting." Enjoy the lulz.
WWYDI you were time-warped back to 3 years ago?
meet me, and hatch a plan, where the old me is somewhere conspicuous to create a rock-solid alibi, where i would rob lots and lots of banks... ;006
What would you do if you wanted to go back 1.6 years, but ended up going back 1.6 million years?
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
WWYDI boom-boom, akalakalakaboom?
click-click, bang...
what would you do if . .... .. ..... .......... .. ....?
...unique.
WWYDI ........want to play with me?
;207 freak out! le freak, c'est chic...
what would you do if... -suddenly bananas, everywhere?
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
WWYDI afterthoughts killed?
Equip my gatling laser and go after them. And...
Uhn...
As an afterthought. I'd invent "edit this post" buttons and smile malevolently.
What would you do if "The Scientist" was spotted working on the telephone poles outside of your house in his white lab coat, finalizing his work by fencing off the area and posting radiation hazard sign to caution you against interfering in his grand works?
Cut his head off for interfering with MY work, and steal his lab coat.
And stuff. -w-
WWYDI you suddenly caught the dreaded...Magnetism Flu?
Stand near an ATM and fuksy up all the peoples banking cards... ;006
What would you do if you were being sent to have an MRI while you have a metal pin in your leg? (BTW MRIs and metals don't combine very well, since an MRI is a flippin' powerfull hueg electromagnet...)
Make it go emo and cut its own power source, by saying "I have moar teslas than you, lol." Enjoy the lulz.
WWYDI In The Head Of John Malkovich?
Have fun, spy, make him do crazy stuff in public...
What would you do if Sweden got annexed by the US?
Become corrupt corporate conglomerate president, totally ruin economy, make sweden gradually independent and when the original US was bankrupt, declare independency.
THEN BUY IT. Counter-annexed! >:3
WWYDI trapped inside a can...with conserved tuna?
Get my swiss army knife out.... After eating the tuna... ^_^
What would you do if you became as attractive to cats as catnip?
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w145/zjhentohlauedy/Typemoon/25.jpg)
what would you do if you had to watch 5 hours of yaoi in order to save your friend?
Hope for all my might that my ever-stalking fangirls don't get all too excited watching it...and endure.
WWYDI you had to watch the pope taking a bath for 5 hours to get your new job?
d00d, that's nasty... endure and demand one hell of a high salary because i had to endure that...
What would you do if all your HDD died, at the same time?
Buy a new one
What would you do if your male friend start wearing bloomer (BURUMA to be exact)?
Make it start raining. Either they get colds and can't go out, or they have the sense to wear outfits against the rain...
WWYDI THEY DIDN'T, BUT STARTED RUNNING AROUND SPLASHING IN PUDDLES AND WAVING AROUND THEIR *gasp* UMBRELLAS!?
Film it, and post it on /b/...
What would you do if your cellphone started rickrolling you everytime you anwswer a call?
Get myself a pager.
"MARIA HAS A CELLPHONE TOO~"
And communicate with numbers-only l33tsp33k.
Or morse code.
WWYDI you started multiplying yourself, and your clones turned on you?
Fight back?
WWYDI you started becoming 2d?
Turn to the dark side.
WWYDI you lost your eyes (AND EYESOCKETS!), but still had superior eyesight?
Go on lots of blind dates... ^_^
What would you do ifyour hands start to spontaneously combust.... all the time?
FALCOOOON........PUUUNNCH!!!
WWYDI you were cursed with minor, constant magnetism, so nothing electronic could operate within 10 meters of you?
Walk into lots and lots of banks and government buildings... Oh and stand near the voting machines in june when we have to vote for the european something..... ^_^
QWhat would you do if you ran out of ideas to post here?
I'd run off to the hentai section and post some lolis! :P
WWYDI a helecopter landed in your garden/road and the guys inside asked if you would like to help them take over the world?
Oh, hell yeah!!!-eehm, grab my crossbow and huntin' knife and go for it... ^_^
What would you do if(heck, why not, a normal situation... :P) you won 12 million in the lottery?
buy a house, and all the figures i can buy.
what would you do if you discovered that you only have one month to live?
1 month to live? Kill people, kill people, kill people, LEECH THEIR TIME.
(lawl references)
WWYDI all hangovers were shifted 1 day forward?
Absolutely nothing at all, i have no hangovers... ^_^
What would you do if there was a blackout while you're in an elevator with a hot chi- scrap that, while you're in an elevator with a sweaty sumo wrestler?
I was actually in a situation very much like that in Gibraltar when the elevator failed at our hotel. Luckily my fellow liftuser was an attractive young lady who had claustrophobia. We got quite-ahem-close during our time together.
If it was a sumo wresteler, I'd say "Hi, do you speak English?" and try to strike up a conversation.
WWYDI you were approaced by a future version of yourself asking for help to stop a war?
I encounter this situation on a daily basis.
My answer: "Nei, you're 20 or so years off, alternately 200 years, depending on what war you mean. And you know we're not allowed to screw the timeline up, regardless of need. It sucks, but bear with it."
Yeah, we're boring.
WWYDI approached by a space monkey wielding a laser rifle?
I'd give it a cigarette. Monkeys love cigerettes.
WWYDI your biggest anime crush knocked on your door?
For me, it would be Asuna Kagurazaka and I'd propose to her on the spot.
Do stuff that belongs in the NSFW thread... ^_^
What would you do if you had a visit by Vash the Stampede? (remember his rep of destroying civilisation where he goes)
I'D STICK WITH HIM. PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW HIM ARE SAFER DIE
what would you do if you went back to 1970, without internet
Invent it, invent Google, invent Microsoft, and get filthy rich...;006
What would you do if you got chased around by a personal cloud?
Sell my presence to the desert. >:3
WWYDI a personal flying Tesla Coil followed you around?
Use it to power a mobile entertainment system.
WWYDI Captain Pirk took over the world and started recruiting for P-Fleet?
Choke him with a condom, and usurp his leadership. Sucker had it coming.
WWYDI all your name are belong to us?
Use my social security number, have it memorized anyways...
What would you do if you were accidentally reported dead (meaning tax bureau and government thinks you don't exist)?
assume a new identity, contact my friends, tell them the situation, keep on living. (or get it sorted out....)
what would you do if, while giving birth, your wife just froze up like windows ME?
CTRL+ALT+DEL, DAMMIT!!!
WWYDI your mother found your hentai collection?
GEASS'D?
WWYDI you compulsively HAD to laugh whenever someone mentioned child molestation?
Laugh it off.
WWYDI your XP-tan desktop buddy suddenly developed "intelligence"?
love it and care for it and find a way to take it with me when i travel. :3 and delete it if it was bad.
wwydi you were allergic to everything but corn?
Live life looking like a mutated alien....like hell i'm giving up cheese....
wwydi you saw your friend getting married for all the wrong reasons with the wrong girl, and you just lost your voice?
Hook up a hueg boombox to a hueg system and play Nickelback's song "All the Wrong Reasons". VERY AUDIBLY.
That ought to wake him up, lol, or at least make him notice me long enough to write a sign.
WWYDI you were trapped inside a football...ON THE COURT?
(no, not american "football", you, you)
Wonder what the hell i ate...eat some more of that and enjoy the ride.... (that plus i'd roll the ball away everytime someone sets it up for a shot...
What would you do if you woke up only to find yourself in the world of F.E.A.R., unarmed?
No prob, there always the handy hand to hand combat.
What would you do when you go to a factory and realise that a real gundam is currently in assembly?
Hack into its systems and when it's complete, steal it.
What would you do if you were trapped in an empty, parallel world with a girl who only orders you around?
Be the superior tsundere, and thus, steal her powahs.
Game over, continue, insert coin?
Kick machine, pry with screwdriver, steal cash...
what would you do if your atm gave you ten times the money you withdrawed?
Simply collect it, whistle and walk away...
What would you do if your wife/girlfriend/lover/none of the above got hit by a random freight train?
1: Use the .orange IRL bug and make a random rez machine appear.
2: Rez.
3: Blow up freight train.
4: Raise zombie army.
5: ???
6: PROFIT!!!
WWYDI an army of sentient space-ants decided to have a world war on your desktop?
Two words: Bug Spray
What would you do if your house was to be demolished in order to biuld a bypass?
Watch the lulz from the nearby Vogon Fleet, lol.
WWYDI all abbreviations started automatically un-abbreviating themselves?
Have a "The English Language is Finally Being Used Right!" party.
WWYDI a Graboid turned up in your garden?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graboid
Cast Slave@N/Bind mode, and save.
WWYDI you became a ghost?
Rickroll the world and the afterlife... ;006
What would you do if your bed turned into a pile of rusty nails?
Use the guestroom. And then force my folks to buy me a new one, lol.
WWYDI your MOTHER turned into a COW?
declare her a medical wonder...
What would you do if your PC overheats and dies on you?
DAMN YOU SMOKEY IT DID ALREADY
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;______________;
Answer: I'd steal my mom's netbook until it was fixed.
WWYDI you were cursed with 10 SECONDS OF LATENCY ON ALL THINGS YOU DID!?
(I assume latency you mean are a time delay between the moment something is initiated and the moment its first effect begins)
Fast Forward my alarm by 30 minutes so i won't be late for important things.
WWYDI your pants currently you wear suddenly burst into flame? (Instant Pants Combustion)
film it and send it to mythbusters...
What would you do if your school/workplace was on fire?
(Heh, Nej, i knew you would read that and be the first to post on it... That's why i did that :D)
Turn my boss in for buildingcide.
WWYDI you suddenly gained SPLIT-VISION (e.g. your eyesight was split between two "monitors")?
Show off my skillz at my netx physical exam (it'll probably come in handy in the airforce... ^_^)
What would you do if a fighter jet crashed in your back yard?
Call the emergency...after stealing all the cool stuff (Who know you might have a missile or a bomb handy for "rainy day")
WWYDI you find out that one of your female friend is actually a succubus?
eeeehm......... eeeeeeehhhhmmmmmm.....be really careful with what i say and ask for...
What would you do if someone "parked" a hueg bulldozer in your house while you were away...
Examine the hole left by the trap card.
THE AREA IS SECURED, MUTHAFUCKAH
WWYDI a man in a panda suit was sitting in at your front door, eating noodles, 24/7?
Yippie-ki-yay, muthufukka!
WWYDI you discovered Atlantis while scuba diving?
Fire mah lazors @ them damn priests playing ring-tossing games.
HOLD YOUR BREATH, MUTHAFUCKAH
WWYDI WYWD DY?
Go live in Russia...
DRINK THAT DAMN VODKA, PUSSY!!!
What would you do if gravity reversed?
Get a pair of grapple-shoes and air-skate to everywhere.
THIS CAPTION IS IN CAPS, MUTHAFUCKA!
WWYDI your hormone balance became reversed?
shrug it off, i probably wouldn't change much. xD
wwydi your blood turned to strawberry jam?
Probably die instantly, or if I lived slit my wrist to eat the jam.
What would you do if you had to always speak/write in Olde English?
start writing porno.
wwydi every night you turned into a hideous creature called.....CARROT TOP?!?!?
Terrorize the 'hood... What else... ^_^
What would you do if all the cables around your computer melted?
Invent Wireless EVERYTHING.
WWYDI you turned into a BALL LIGHTNING!!!?
Oooh, i'd hover around photographers, and gtfo when they have readied their cameras... ;006
What would you do if you had a bunch of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S. stalking you?
Go RADIOACTIVE AS FUCKHELL and scare them to apeshit land.
You are trapped inside a closet, naked, with hundreds of [insert opposite sex here] outside. WHAT DO YOU DO?
get the hell out of the closet!!! I'm wasting time here !!! ^_^
What would you do if a pack of police dogs just decided you had drugs on you?
nice doggy......O____o;;
wwydi you had a rock and roll rise and fall to fame in a matter of 5 minutes?
Become the first ever rockstar-turned-emperor-of-the-world in the next five minutes.
(and stay that way.) >:3
WWYDI You had to work for ALL your colleagues, since NOBODY could make it to the shift but you?
Turn the machine on, calibrate, and start printin' (my job can in theory be done by one person)
Added after 27 seconds:
What would you do if you started to forget to type half your posts, everywhere?
I would
________________________________________________ON A SANDWICH!
WWYDI you saw YOUR DOPPELGANGER!?
Use him for my evil schemes...
What would you do if your screen went out of sync? (like mine does now, making me crazy with all the shaky lines... :( )
break out the excedrine and ship it off to mah friends.
wwydi a power ranger ran up and kicked you in a "not so nice" place?
Just stand, not moving a muscle, scaring everyone away, like i did so many times before... ;006
What would yyou do if a midget would follow you around, shouting every word you say, or whisper?
start shouting everything to see how he intends to compete.
wwydi someone sold you into the harem of a tyrannical sultan?
enslave the sultan, have fun with the harem...oh wait the sultan was a tyrant? assasinate the sultan, have fun with the harem...and the sultans money....and his palace... ;006
What would you do if you were teleported to Amsterdam everytime you entered your room?
Enslave(bribe/buy?) Amsterdam. And make it my room, just bigger.
WWYDI You suddenly were surrounded by ENOUGH LIGHTSABERS TO MAKE A RAVEPARTY LOOK EMBARASSED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvbv-LkK6w&feature=related)?
Wonder what the hell kinda mushrooms they put on my pizza....
What would you do if this happened to your yacht (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/June30FerryCrash01.jpeg)?
Most likely that'd be, what would you do if that happened to your neighbour's harbor?
And the answer is, laugh. >:3
WWYDI you were trapped inside a box, with your entire music collection on TAPE, and nothing else?
Wonder who makes such big boxes... then wonder where the hell i am that the place can accomodate such a huuuuge box, then i'd wonder why nobody haven't noticed that huge box already ( i mean even nasa glances over the earth from time to time) and then i'd start listening to my muzak... ^_^
What would you do if you had to make that box for me?
I, Judge Nejin, hereby sentence Smokey of /OSC/ to FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OF CARDBOARD HELL. Have fun.
-w-
WWYDI your colors were inverted every five seconds?
Call tech support...Man i've had problems but this.... ^_^
What would you do if your living room got hijacked by the Wu Tang Clan, and affiliates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wu-Tang_Clan_affiliates) for a party?
Burn it to a crisp.
Eat the bacon that's left. -w-;
WWYDI you had to live eating only WOMANFLESH for 5 months?
Find and kill the sick bastard forcing me to do such a thing...after making him suffer.... a lot.....
What would you do if your keyboard started crawling around on your desk?
Catch it, put it on table then NAILED it so it won't crawl anymore
What would you do if you find out that one of your friend in this forum is actually your own teacher in real life?
i wouldn't be surprised... and i would discuss forum stuff irl with him/her... (i always could get along real good with the teachers ^_^)
What would you do if you got conscripted into the pakistani space program?
yay! anti gravity! and sneak in mah best friend.....for space nookie....xD
wwydi 1 out of 5 times your nose shot sulfuric acid instead of snot?
Collect it and do fun stuff with it... :D
What would you do if your hair spontaneously caught fire?
Start calling myself fireman and try to become a cast at a soul calibur game
What would you do if one day you woke up but have gender change the opposite of your current gender? (boy become girl, girl become boy)
look down, say, meh, or woo-hoo! (homer style) and then go find don and start the oh joyus ass rape.
wwydi you barfed lightning!
go to work, Shout hey, look what i can do! and kill the machines with my awesome barf... ;006
What would you do if you woke up in a hospital bed in Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, with Greg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_House) and Greg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharma_and_greg) next to you?
Spontaneously turn into a ball lightning and FSCK.SHIT.UP.GOOD.
Then transfer myself into the network and INTERNET-WARP myself home.
WWYDI you were trapped...as an electric impulse...inside an ANSWERING MACHINE? (All Hail Terry Pratchett, God of All That Is Lulzy)
start transferring myself through the wires to possess different machines till i got to either a sophisticated humanoid android or a better-than-military-grade weapons system.
wwydi you woke up one morning COMPLETELY covered in spider-bites? (i mean EVERYWHERE, every single cm of skin bitten)
Probably turn into Spiderman.
WWYDI you knew you would die tomorrow?
Get myself a fairy and put it in a jar! x3
(For the guys)
What would you do if your balls was about to explode =0_o=
my friend dan says:
"i would kill myself."
wwydi you spontaniously grew a penis somewhere on the body? (anywhere)
I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW THIS PICTURE IN THIS THREAD. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/53014191a020ff5ff42b08ddb0cf2107.jpg)
WWYDI you
profusely in your head?
run around screaming.
wwydi you woke up covered in the blood of an ebola victim?
PURGE THE GALAXY!
WWYDI you were the King of planet Vogosphere?
find the steering wheel and drive it into earth.
wwydi every morning, you woke up and the bed was wet---but it wasn't yours? :\
Stop sleeping in strangers' houses.
WWYDI fire broke out and you were shock full of matches?
FLAME ON!!!
wwydi google was your name?
Search everywhere for my true identity, and find ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Then sue myself. And earn millions.
WWYDI you were The Orange?
change my first name to clockwork, and become a secret agent :]
wwydi you suddenly laid a golden egg?
...$ell?
I mean, it's not edible, right...? And there won't be hatching any weird fuckass fairies outta it, now will it...?
O_o
WWYDI you had an ALIEN INFESTING YOUR STOMACH?
make a movie about it, and probably get sued for copyright infringement. then have surgery to have the goddamn parasite removed and sell it to the military to pay off legal fees.
wwydi you were cast in a soap opera? "roderick, no!" xD
GOTO headshrinker to see if i didn't go insane for cooperating with a soap...
What would you do if you started to do veri twisted but inspired and complex things in your sleep? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Club)
beat the $hit out of eveything.
wwydi the world talked in word bubbles like comics, but yours was weird and ¥ǿŠŧÎ"Ä¿ÒзÄ' ÅÄ©ÐºÑ Ï,,һЇζ?
I would kill the artist who created that world and changed the font to something less wierd x3
What would you do if Japanese Schoolgirls would have conqured Earth?
die of moe, probably
what would you do if you were driving along on the freeway and a guy comes driving next to you, telling you to open your window and then tossing all your wheelnuts in your lap?
Trigger the bastard's self-destruct command. Enjoy your car bomb.
WWYDI you disappeared somewhere halfway across the atlantic?
live la vida sofa...
what would you do if you were stripped of all your super powers and dumped in the "special" class?
have a fit. then take it over and use it to my will.
wwydi you ran out of time?
Wing it, like i always do... ^_^
What would you do ifyou accidentally started the second Korean war?
kick out kim jong il and steal his dvd collection.
wwydi you could remove a body part like micheal jackson can w/ his nose?
Creep everybody out... ;006
What would you do if your post count was reset?
smash the computer. then complain till i was restored.
wwydi suddenly your vision got all cloudy like fog till you couldn't see?
Kill myself...for real, just as i'm about to enlist i go blind?! screw it, i'll find a short pier and take a long walk, or get a sharp knife and run into it, or get to the roof of a high building and lean over the edge too far...But then again, being blind i wouldn't even survive getting to do each, let alone finish em right...
What would you do if you had to choose between being blind or being deaf?
......that's one of the things i could never choose on. deaf, i guess, but i'd be miserable for the rest of my life.
wwydi this thread turned into a big, philosophical discussion?
I'd dissasemble the fabric of existence to study it closely and then post my findings here...
What would you do if you got a couple of strings of existence?
give all but two to the proponents of the string theory. then give one to my best friend/lover-type-person don, and save one for me. :3
wwydi you saw the entire world as claymation? :3
laugh my ass off.... then realize it's not going away... get scared shitless... then find ways to profit from it...
What would you do if you turned into a pardic firecat? (http://www.wizards.com/magic/autocard.asp?name=pardic+firecat#)
Find a partner that also change into other thing and start the REAL magic the gathering game.
What would you do if your little brother/sister/cousin or anyone suddenly always wakes you up by elbow drop on you?
Go to sleep with a slab of steel on me (literally on me, let em feel what pain is ;006)
What would you do if every security gate you walk through goes off?
laugh at first, then get very annoyed after the first few searches, after which i will only take flights while going overseas.
what would you do if out of nowhere a meteorite roughly the size of a softball beamed you right between the eyes?
say hi to god and ask him why i had to die in such a messy way...
What would you do if you woke up with a toy car in your nose..... every morning?
collection. then ebay.
wwydi you knew you had an inoperable lung tumor that would kill you in six months?
(thanks to my friend russell for the question ^^ )
Start creating a list of what I must do in six months.
Speaking of the last wwyd...
What would you do if one day Gregory House suddenly come at you and with his usual sarcastic talking saying that you are in deep trouble?
Realize that it's medically related and be assured he'd be able to fix me... Then start a great friendship with him (cuz i'm also a sarcastic, condescendant jerk... well i can be and have much fun when i do ^_^), nagging and teasing Cuddy and Wilson in stereo... (poor Wilson, he'd be paying lunch for 3 people then... :D)
What would you do if (speaking of dying horribly ;006) you went skydiving and realized you packed your clothes instead of your 'chute?
use mah awsome powers of sewing to MAKE chute. :3
wwydi you had to hibernate for part of the year like bears in the winter? (no you do not get sick leave from work.)
Get money from scientific research (on me) to get me through my hibernations...
What would you do if you suddenly got Garfield for a pet, and preservation laws forced you to take good care of him?...
KITTY!!!! *hughughug*
wwydi you woke up and your room was reversed (everything on the celing) including the gravity?
LOLOMGmyroomgothalfthesize!!! seriously, half of my ceiling is slanted...i would wake up immediately when that happened, cuz i'd fall out of bed... or crash through the window and have a very trippy gravity experience...
What would you do if you had to slaughter your own food?
mmmm, here fishy fishy...:twisted:
wwydi some morning you woke up in nejin's closet?
Become his worst nightmare..... ;006
What would you do if all your joints bended the wrong way?
Kidnap Smokey's cat, put its tail in my mouth and hide in Smokey's closet.
Watch reaction. WHO'S THE WORST CLOSET NIGHTMARE MAN NOW, HUH?
WWYDI you were one of Michael Jackson's children? (OSHI-)
change name; falsify papers; move to europe.
wwydi one morning you woke up in MY closet? (please note that my closet is a spacepod.)
spend hours getting my joints back in shape, and then scare the living crap out of you...
What would you do if your closets dissapeared?
be very pissed, all my clothes and my computer was in there! >:[
wwydi you woke up opposite gender?
Hide in choco's closet and rape her in her nightmares. Somehow. Because that'd definitely be your fault.
Z:3
WWYDI Your hands grew to 3x their normal size?
start slappin'... ^_^
What would you do if your legs shrank to half their size?
Start axewieldan. IMMA DWARF MATHAFAKKA
WWYDI Suddenly, DAKKADAKKADAKKA, everywhere?
Kill the fukken spamer who destroyed the world...
What would you do if this website would be shut down?
(why nejin, i never knew you cared! ~^^~ should i count you in the harem nao? :3 )
be veryveryveryvery sad. :'[
wwydi you suddenly recieved a shipment of persocoms all dressed like os-tan (and running respective OSes) including a mini-persocom made to look like CE?
Would you like to move all these objects to the waste bin? /Yes
WWYDI you were exported to china?
me: swoot, chinese clothes at half the price!! ^^
dan:"bomb kim jong il."
colleen: "lay on a hill, maybe eat some bamboo."
me: wwydi you had to lead life with a constantly full bladder?
dan:" wwydi you woke up in the middle of the the woods with a tub of vasaline next to you?"
colleen: "wwydi you woke up dead?"
NO MERCY. >:3
/nuke
WWYDI you were FU-SION-HA'd with the two people closest to you?
yay! multiple personality disorder! xD and a gender crisis! xD
wwydi you woke up in the woods, rip van winkle style? (20 years in future)
Steal a hover-car and go GTA on them bitches.
WWYDI you woke up in the brig, Will Turner-style?
check to make sure i hasn't been shanked...or raped.... o___o;
wwydi hellfire rained from the skies in the form of flaming weenies?
Mount my chocobo and raid the world screaming COCKS, EVERYWHERE!
WWYDI chocobos starder raining from the sky?
Set up the Golden Bowl.
WWYDI your computer started insulting you and refused to shut down?
Pull up some magnets and fiddle around with them, saying, "You sure you want these in you?"
*lawl*
WWYDI you always had to speak in Caesar cipher?
mmmmm, confusing the masses! ♪ 'freaking the mundanes, freaking the mundanes, you'll come a freaking the mundanes with me...' ♫
wwydi you woke up in the comic from the music video for A Ha's "take on me" ?
Hello, world. Meet wrench. World, say 'Ow'. That's a good world.
WWYDI you woke up in a random RPG world...as a MAXXED OUT CHARACTER?
Quickly search for the true main character of the game, beat him up and take his role (ha)
WWYDI suddenly you feel that your destiny lies in a cardboard box?
I am solid snake, suckers.
WWYDI you had to hide everytime you passed a bus?
Use an ECM tank to disable it then call for an Overlord to ran over it. Repeat as necessary for every bus that pass.
WWYDI your body changed to a body of Alphonse Elric?
WHEEEE I'M BISHIE *runs around in self-huggle*
wwydi every morning you woke up in a different location than where you fell asleep (locations generation @ random)?
I'd be the most accomplished Sleeping Ninja EVER.
WWYDI you became a suit of armor?
live my life as alphonse elric. mmmm kittens!! <3
wwydi for the rest of your life you were forced to make a living covering songs by 80's teen queen Tiffany?
"i think we're alone now.."♪
Find a cardboard box and live in it.
wwydi Wikipedia change its name into Wekeypedopidia.
bookmark it; put it on favorites bar.
wwydi you were ovverrun by fleas?
(haven't played this in awhile. thanks for bringing it back! ^^)
Start buying and using parfume everyday in and out.
What would you do if you can change into anything in this world?
change into a self-granting genie, and start taking over all of exstance and bend it to my will. PREPARE FOR ANIME WORLD, BISHES!!
wwydi you were suddenly thrown into the 1920's on the exact spot you're standing on?
Start finding liberated flappers looking for a future-d00d to score with!
WWYDI you had to live your life permanently dressed like Tucker Carlson (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/3110928_4f815eeab2.jpg)?
become a ventriloquist.
wwydi, every day, you were forced to watch a minimum of 3 hours of inuyasha, under penalty of death?
Find me some good sinsemilla and party liquor and hope for the best.
WWYDI
All I wanna do is *gun shots*/
/And a *ching*, and take your money?
build some paper planes and sell subs out of a truck, in england.
wwydi you were perpetually sick?
Share because AIDS belongs to the world...
WWYDI stuck on the moon?
Um...
...huzzah, Lunar Empire get?
WWYDI superglued to a brick wall?
Take foot, Swing hard, Hurt people...
WWYDI you woke up in the middle of nowhere, next to a drunk mule, with a knife in one hand and an empty bottle of rum in the other, surrounded bu other empty bottles and empty sensimilia bags, with cops all around you..... Aiming at you ?
"Asà que no puede hacer lo que quieras en Tijuana."
WWYDI you woke up suspended by your ankles hanging over a vat of steaming sewage?
ooooh, i'd kill the guy for disturbing my sleep... SLEEP and COFFEE ARE HOLY in the army/airforce!!!
What would you do if SUDDENLY, HOOLIGANS, EVERYWHERE!!! ?
Get out my knocker and start bopping.
WWYDI you had knockers? (sexist question, lulz)
Grope, eehm-no BASH!-no grope-no bash-no AAAAGH damn you Ian....
What would you do if you had steel balls...fist sized? continuing an interesting series of questions ^_^
Try to play the tune of silver bells while walking!
WWYDI ORC SEIGE!
GRIND THEIR LITTLE ORC BALLS TO DUST WITH MY ORC-BALLSINATOR FROM A DISTANCE, AND SEE THEM FLEE FOR THEIR SAD LITTLE LIVES.
WWYDI SUDDENLY, CRUISE CONTROL, EVERYWHERE?
kick back and rela--START SHOOTING!!
wwydi CHOCOLATE RAIN!?!?!
Stock 'em up.
???
PROFIT!!!
WWYDI suddenly, NO PROFIT?
Regulate.
WWYDI you started speaking with an English accent?
Rejoice, for finally i needn't be ashamed anymore...
What would you do if SUDDENLY FAIL EVERYWHERE!!!???
keep going. that's mah daily life. xD
wwydi, suddenly, some crazed chick chases you everywhere declaring her love for you, VERY publicly?
I'd either buy a muzzle or a taser... depending on whether I like her... or not.
WWYDI every audio program on your computer was only capable of playing "What's New Pussycat?"?
P.S. oh and remember you're using Windows and you don't have write access and you don't have the password to the admin account ;006 .
Boot from DVD/CD -> reinstall -> enjoy... hah
WWYDI someone password protected your BIOS and thus your bootup without telling you that password?
shit, shit...RUSSELL~~~ ;____;
wwydi your life became an opera, only instead of being classy, it's done really badly like high school musical?
An hero... they have to die or I do...
WWYDI smokey.rickrolled.me?
Oh no you didn't
WWYDI WHEN I WAS
become young.
wwydi you had nejin as a personal butler? :3 with the suit and everything? :3
BEST SELFCEST EVER? LAWL
On another note, WWYDI you happened to be MY personal butler/maid, with whatever uniform comes with the line of work?
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/sparkley.jpg)
wwydi every song you downloaded was legal, no matter what?
DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING
HARD DRIVES TOO
WWYDI you were forced to wear pink fluffy belts, EVERY DAY?
Spend the rest of my days working at a secondhand shop.
WWYDI gripped inside an anaconda's coil?
huggy!! <3
wwydi, everyday, you could only spend 5 minutes on the internet?
Go back to only downloading short clips of porn (money shots!).
WWYDI subjected to a month-long marathon of Michael Bay movies?
Heh, Eat sleep, drink, relax, chill and of course meanwhile i'll ignore the movies...
What would you do if power failed? Massively?
Kick up my generators and SELL THE POWER FOR AN ASSLOAD OF CASH.
WWYDI you were banned from every grocery store, everywhere IRL AND online?
Start learning to hunt whatever is in season, also start garden... yep back to those days again... who needs evolution?
WWYDI you awoke to discover all your physical features had devolved to that of a Neanderthal?
get myself killed, probably...
WWYDI everywhere you go, alarms start going off?
Mount speakers on the sides on my head, looping "Relax, folks, it's a drill" and walk around drilling holes in things at random.
WWYDI a wall of fire sprung up behind you, every step you took?
hope that when we march, we march tall people in front, so that most of the group is behind me... ;006
What would you do if you had to walk behind me?
Spray gasoline on you ;006
WWYDI the vending machine took your last dollar?
ZAP IT.
WWYDI ALL the letters you typed started having wild sex with each other?
profit. somehow. :\
wwydi all food you ate had to be in sherbet form?
mmmmm sherbet shrimp....
Only eat sweet stuff... I'm not eating meat that way...
WWYDI Dr. Phil was the mayor of your town?
Summon enormous hailstorm, profit off everything.
Also beamspam.
WWYDI you were turned into a fairy?
take over the world!! yay!!
wwydi LIVE IN MY CLOSET. FOREVER.
Expand closet endlessly. FOREVER.
WWYDI you were an inserted coin?
inserted.....where??? O_____O;
wwydi everything you said, no matter what it was, or to whom, was taken as dirty talk?
Oh, don't worry. I can take pretty much everything as dirty talk if I just think for a little while, and once everyone else around me notices that, ét voila, chain reactions.
Stupid humans and their stupid social behavior. ->-
WWYDI you were a 20 feet tall mouse?
start chasing the neighborhood cats. REVENGE, BISHES >:3
wwydi one day, upon waking up, you had the squeaky voice common to multiple bubblegum-pop songs?
Become a Hatsune Miku expert and use her for ALL my speech. (until I could swap out my vocal cords, or shit ended.)
WWYDI SUDDENLY, blood flows out of every orifice!!?
spread ebola to the masses.
wwydi your hair turned into curly fries?
...KILL.
What would you do if KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
...CAN'T BE KILLED?
TAKE. OVER. FUCKING. WORLD. and force mah man into marrage ^^
wwydi YOU were forced into marrage>?
Why, I don't know really, I never really ventured inIMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c2/SHOOP_kit.png)
WWYDI BLARGH?
WHARRGARBL. (http://www.areavoices.com/adams/images/wharrgarbl.jpg)
(http://www.areavoices.com/adams/images/wharrgarbl.jpg)
wwydi you woke up, naked, very hung over, in a petting zoo?
....."WTF??"
wwydi I BROKE IT AGAIN ;____;
I'd sell it as "modern art"
WWDI they blew it up?
put it back together, or submit it to mythbusters.
wwydi your body was donated to science?
Wake up and chase the petrified medical students around the university. MUAHAHAHAHA!
WWYDI you were offered a job in the Social Welfare Agency?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunslinger_Girl
(for the record, I'd jump at the opportunity)
ditch it to become a bounty hunter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solty_Rei)
wwydi you could see spirits? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XxxHolic)
Try to find a job at a shop of sorts
WWDI you actually dance?
go and rave untill the night is over. (http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=98ec7d152ed4c5ba2fb2ca15d7ea42d9e04e75f6e8ebb871)
wwydi THE RUM IS GONE????
Bring out the WHISKEY (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jameson_Irish_Whiskey),it's better anyway...
WWYDI you couldn't help but to find yourself on a wiki walk (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk)?
I would trip and fall off.
WWYDI google stopped working entirely?
Gah, well I guess it's back to magazine pr0n...
WWYDI you could only speak in unintelligible muscle-speak?
Than I would try to join hollywood and become an actor.
WWYDI it started raining ice cream that was not you favorite flavor?
Scream, for a rain of chili-chocolate-flavored ice cream would mean we're screwed for sure.
What would you do if you were out, and suddenly there appeared some plain, good-old...CHOCOLATE RAIN?
search around for the other Memes that are likely to spring up. or fetch a bowl of ice cream for it. :3
wwydi all your skin started to shed at once, like that of your friendly neighborhood snaky?
I would hang the skin behind a dark corner and scare people with it as a zombie.
WWYDI there was a small crack in the road you just stepped on?
Fill it with magick peanut butter!
WWYDI your magick peanut butter expired?
Eat it anyway and see what would happen
WWYDI Your school tech rep tried MS-DOS commands on your laptop?
Give him at least twenty minutes to figure out he's using Linux.
WWYDI you smoked all of your skooma?
Kill that dude in the capital and take his
WWYDI Burke gave you the fusion detonator ring?
use it, for fun and profit!
wwydi your life completely revolved around CARAMELLDANSEN~~
DIE
WWYDI the only subject you could discuss was textiles?
Never speak again...
WWYDI a jockey (L4D2) rode you for an hour?
Charge double
WWYDI if Stan Rogers wouldn't stop repeating on your computer
find rick ashley to cancel him out.
wwydi suddenly, dozens of tiny voices sprang up in your head, each one singing a different christmas song, all at once?
I'd blow my brains out ><
wwydi Twilight: New Moon was required viewing for all Americans?
Laugh. And then slay Smeyer with a cleaver.
WWYDI your head was detachable?
I would investigate.
Is the connector rusty? Are the rivets loose?
I would... buy crimpers. Cable crimpers. And I would fix that. I... am a human. I am not detachable. Nothing about me is detachable! I _deny_ that my head is detachable!~
What would you do if the rapper known as 50 Cent was... walking along? And he saw you. Wait, there's more. What would you do if he saw you, came over, and threw a handful of American $100 bills on the ground and just stared at you rather pointedly?
And you knew that he had a hand grenade. This could turn out to be very pleasant, very scary, or very messy. You have the power to decide. Erm. Good luck.
This is just begging for it, you know...
1: Stare back, with superior stare-power.
2: Challenge him to a game of backwards spacebreak Scissors-paper-rock (Alpha Centauri ruleset)
3: ???
4: PROFIT!
5: Walk away whistling with the 100$-bills innah mah pocket.
What would you do if
for no apparent reason
what
so
ever
you had to compose
every sentence
in chant?
I would
enroll
in Starfleet
and buy
a really cool
hairpiece.
WWYDI all your favorite websites were overtaken unblockable flash ads?
PLUG IN! Nejin.exe! TRANSMISSION~
Eliminate the viruses plaguing the Net!
WWYDI the entire starfleet brass was assembled in your bathroom, having turned it into a sauna and combined buttsecks central?
Buy a new house with all the money I made selling nerd "fantasy (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick)" house.
WWYDI every winter, local fauna caused damage to your vehicle?
fly south for the winter, using monehs i made by selling vehicle on december 20TH.
wwydi you woke up as the child of satan?
Laugh as I harvest as many foolish souls as I could!!!1
WWYDI you lost your sole?
buy new shoes, as SOLE is different from SOUL.
wwydi you became venus, goddess of beauty?
Make fun of everyone that is uglier than me which would then be everyone followed by demanding that everyone greets me by falling to their knees and shouting "AAAHHH MY EYES THE BEAUTY IS TOO MUCH IT HAS BLINDED ME IT BURNS!!!!"
What would you do if a crazed burglar came into your home and demanded you hand over your money your anime or your life?
Open fire with my legally obtained assault weapon.
What would you do if you were trapped on an island and involved in what seemed to be a convoluted game of some sort?
do what rainsford did. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game)
what would you do if you glowed in the dark?
I WOULD GO TO A RAVE AND PARTY HARDY.
WWYDI every website link you clicked made you get Rickroll'd?
hack the internet and fix it.
wwydi everywhere you went it was all themed a la rocky horror picture show?
Sit in my computer chair while playing "shut up and sleep with me" by sin with sebastian.
WWYDI the thing you sit on to be on your cpu lost all comfyness and you couldn't afford a new one?
I would prepare the warhead for detonation.
My demands are simple: bring me a couch. With cushions.
And then I would detonate the warhead anyway, carrying out my plan to... detonate the warhead.
What would you do if all of your base belonged to me?
I would take over other bases and self destruct my original bases.
WWYDI your left hand became hyper but, your right hand slowed wway down?
well.....this would be much more useful if i were a guy......donate to science, or become a ultra-successful hooker?
wwydi all prospective dates for you had to be gotten via pokeball?
Then i would need to find some Master Balls to ensure success XDXDXD O.o
WWYDI "BONK" style songs came back into style yet again???
UGH listen to ipod per usual.
wwydi you could only eat phallus-shaped food for a year?
fast?
wwydi everywhere you went was pine scented?
Is it pine scent appreciation day? if no then
I would blow my nose, expecting something that has pine scent on it to come out. someone musta have put something in it while i'm sleeping.
and if thats not it, I'll burn some incense.
wwydi if everything that you thought is right was actually wrong, and life is a mess. oh, and someone delivered you a chainsaw in front of your door.
go DO-DO-KAI-YEH-WRRYYYYYY on the whole world.
wwydi you woke up one morning and your head was on backwards?
I would wear my clothing backwards as well and try seeing people reaction when I walk in public.backwards! maybe It'll become the new trend?
wwydi when you wake up this morning, goin thru the day, get to sleep, and end up waking on the same morning again? (something like having that early morning dream where you had all things done for the day but in the end, it was only a dream and your day is actually just getting started... but this one not a dream)
"DAMMIT! FUCKING DOUBLE DREAMS!"
wwydi you woke up with flash drives for fingers?
now I'm gonna download everyone deep dark secret from their head and post it on youtube!!
wwydi you noticed that you can grab things out of the screen, but it cost you with electric shock and coma for a month?
GRAB ME AN ANIME BOYFRIEND. OwO
wwydi you burst out in hives whenever you saw a Jehova's Witness?
I'd seek medical and/or psychological help against the condition, and meanwhile brag to people that I have a very fine-tuned JW-dar.
What'd you do if this thread was necroposted in?
I'd give it a hug for bearing with our low 'mancer population, and then start throwing shit in its mouth again so it can safely die off again within the year or so. For the time being, at least...
WWYDI you were invited as a consultant to the research team developing that gadget you've ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted?
Steal it for my own purposes.
WWYDI i was really excited that this thread was back? <3
I'd be happy that it was a welcome necropost. xP
What'd you do if told you're no longer allowed to leave the house?
get all my groceries/bathproducts/pets delivered by mail, begin career as web comic artist.
bring in midwife for home birth when time comes. homeschool children. once old enough, send them out for groceries. -w-
what would you do if you became (literally) snowed into your house?
Create a shovel with my last chunk of smelted iron, create a pickaxe with my last 3 chunks of stone, dig out the nearest wall block-by-block (collecting coal along the way and making torches as necessary)... I'd, uh... tunnel... to... a desert biome. And set up a sand castle with an entrance that looks like a giant skull!
WWYDI you spotted the pink ranger from the first season of Power Rangers setting up C4 charges on all the trees nearest your house?
I'd go out and show her the proper way to fall trees (i learned when i was in 5th grade).
WWYDI every day for a year, at precicely 5pm, you had to spend an hour talking with an old woman and helping with her bunions?
Notify the feds that the slavery laws aren't being properly enforced!
WWYDI you lit a candle and it started sizzling and sparking like the fuse on a firework/stick of dynamite?
"Who made another earwax candle? >:[ "
wwydi it was your mission to fly across the galaxy like a comet, fighting evil a la flash gordon x queen's "Mr. Fahrenheit"?
Two words: acid drive! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcZnl5kI94
WWYDI PIKACHU CHOSE YOU?!
check to see if i was in soviet russia.
wwydi you woke up in victorian era england, to find that you were being framed for the jack the ripper murders?
I wonder if I had any chance to convince them of my innocence, being a foreigner with probably a super strange accent and vocabulary, dressed so utterly strangely for the period and having the bad temper I'm known for in my own period. :/ I'd try to locate the time machine in which I was brought into that time, and meanwhile accidentally bump into the real murderer.
What'd you do if you woke up to the same day over and over again and slowly became aware of it?
curse my powers of deja vu, or find out what was keeping me in a time loop.
wwydi all your hair (pubes, pits, legs, eyebrows, etc) grew at the rate of 1 inch a day?
1. Locate vampires
2. Eradicate them!
What would you do if you caught Lord Voldemort climbing the telephone pole outside your house and activating stolen cable for you?
"But i'm not your follower.....why are you helping me...."
WWYDI you woke up in Paradigm City, with no memory as to how you got there?
I'd probably hang out at the park to establish some street cred, track down some parts, assemble a tiny, tube-frame robot, and... paint it. Yeah, like a Gundam. It would ROCK!
What would you do if Eminem came to your house and started rapping about vinyl siding? Would you... buy some? :p
If if came in cool colours, maybe. MAYBE. after that i'd ask what he's working on, and if it had the same freshness that the early work had.
what would you do if everything on tv was from the 40's (even the news)?
Truth be told, I wouldn't even notice: I don't own a television. xP
What'd you do if you noticed that a new daily comic strip in the newspaper was about your own life?
I'd probably find it a little creepy
What would you do if more guys started wearing bowties and fezzes?
i'd date more guys.
what would you do if you were (literally) magnetically attracted to the opposite sex?
I'd probably die; being pulled in every direction by powerful magnetic forces
What would you do if had giant knives for arms?
i'd start an awesome career as a hibachi chef. :3
what would you do if your mouth and your butt worked like a pair of portals from portal?
I'd proceed to take advantage of it to freak people out for the hell of it.
What would you do if discovered a hidden room of your house that's bigger on the inside?
Woo, a place to hide all the stuff in when inviting people over! Perfect. :3
What would you do if you were told to just sit still and wait?
I'd disobey the "sit still" part and break out a yo-yo to pass the time.
What would you do if you where trapped in a warehouse in the middle of nowhere that's filled with all things related to Twilight, creepy fangirls included?
well, since they're not TECHNICALLY people, killing them doesn't count as murder, right?
wwydi everything you touched came to life, and everything already living died?
Probably gain a horrible reputation for being the worst would-be necrophiliac in the history of the world. Hells, that makes no sense at all.
WWYDI your computer gained sentience - yet without power, essentially a slave at your hands - and it hated you?
Try to coax it into liking me. :[ I've tried to treat her well.
wwydi you woke up in the middle of a VERY important operation, suddenly feeling everything going on?
Meditate. I'm good at that. Besides, I can control my neural transmission to some degree when doing that, so yeah, I'd numb them manually if it got too bad.
WWYDI the trees rose out of the ground (mostly, anyway) and started moving toward the cities? RULE: No method of communication seems to work at all.
I'd break out the flamethrower and shout at the trees "Run forest, run!"
What would you do if car could talk, like KITT?
if it was the car i want, drive it forever, because nothing is more badass than a talking 1946 Pontiac Sedan. -w-
wwydi you had Synesthesia, and anytime someone talked you smelled hot dogs?
I'd probably be eating hot dots a lot to help keep my sanity, or else I'd dawn a pair of swirly goggles and become some alternate version of Dr. Insano.
What would you do if learned that someone has gone back in time on a mission to keep your parents from getting together, effectively wiping you from existence...but you managed to follow them back in time and have exactly 24 hours to stop them?
I'd have to do a lot of contemplating, since i'm unsure if i'd want to stop them.
if i said "i want to exist", i'd find them and roundhouse kick their face, thus inspiring chuck norris to make that his trademark move.
wwydi anytime someone someone said a play on words in your presence, it actually happened to you and/or them? (example: cat got your tongue? = cat jumping up and ripping out the subject's tongue.)
I'd probably find some way to break the curse
What would you do if you obtained a magic gun like what Linkara has?
Start shooting. idk if it's for good or evil.
WWYDI technology followed you like the pied piper?
Oh, come on, that'd just be unfair to the tech. Attraction AND destruction auras? COME ON. Give the poor fellers a chance!
WWYDI you were 50 years old, unmarried, had no children, worked night shifts in a shop and just couldn't take it anymore?
I'd grab a gun and shoot myself in the head in hopes that either (A) I die, or (B) it summons my Persona.
What would you do if you woke up one day and found that you had turned into a Pokémon?
I'd frolic freely in the nature until I was caught into a ball by a kid whose motto is "gotta catch them all". :/ Joyous life ahead... ;_;
What'd you do if you were given a one-way ticket to any country in the world (and you were urged to take it), without chance of returning later?
wonder, "Is it World War Three already?" then gather everyone up and flee to Switzerland (with a possible stop in Amsterdam along the way).
wwydi everywhere you went a chibi rain cloud followed over your head?
I'd make use of a chibi umbrella hat to keep from getting wet
What would you do if you where locked inside a house with a large group of whiny children?
let them fend for themselves.
wwydi you stumbled on a locked apartment radiating the smell of rotting flesh?
I'd carefully open the door; keeping some kind of weapon close in case there are zombies inside
What would you do if ABC started ripping ideas for their series "What Would You Do?" from this topic?
Stop posting.
What would you do if, like the sand people, the spambots returned, this time in greater numbers?
I'd grab a crowbar and go Gordon Freeman on them
What would you do if the Hamburgler stole your cheeseburger?
go find a hot dog, since i'm not fond of hamburgers. :\
wwydi you got a new job at a building shaped like the TARDIS?
I'd wear a bowtie and fez to work, and keep my sonic screwdriver flashlight close by.
What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?
Go to my brother's bunker and wait it out. And, of course, never forget to double tap.
wwydi you woke up one morning as someone else?
I'd probably wonder "What the hell did I do last night?"
What would you do if you woke up lying on the floor in a slight daze, wearing the most ridicules clothing possible, with the clothing you remember wearing the night before being hung from the ceiling fan, and a plushie of Pikachu lying on top of you?
Jolt up and wonder who the hell drugged me.
What would you do if your computer was bipolar towards you? (pissed one minute, loving the next)
I'd probably think I drank way too many grapefruit cocktails...
What would you do if you had the ability to fly, but at the unfortunate cost of constantly hearing a song you absolutely hate everything you take to the skies?
equip one ipod. -w-
wwydi you were in an arranged marrage with someone who was rich, successful, kind, sexy, and totally not your type?
I'd find a way to get out of that relationship; regardless of what my grandma may say, money isn't everything.
What would you do if you where trapped in a small town in the middle of nowhere with DSL internet connections barely faster than 56K?
I'd survive.
wwydi like every anime in the world, you got a nosebleed everytime you saw a pretty girl?
I'd probably have cotton balls stuffed up my nose to control the bleeding
What would you do if your car's radio was stuck on a station that plays music you hate, and it's CD player is nonfunctional?
shut it off. or plug in my ipod and set it that particular station.
WWYDI you could have everything you wanted.....in your dreams? (think little nemo in slumberland)
I'd probably try to put myself into a coma to continue exploring the Multiverse in my TARDIS, with 2k-tan, a Prinny, and my cat (Who transformed into a lion who can speak in English and Klingon) as my companions
WWYDI if you had all 7 Chaos Emeralds?
(Yes, including the damn 4th one)
Hello, world.
Goodbye, world.
WWYDI confronted by a Dalek?
I'd do like Ace; get a rocket launcher and aim for the eyepiece
WWYDI you where trapped on a space station, being forced to watch cheesy movies by your bosses; the worst they can find? La-la-la
Space is lonely......so i think i'll relieve the lonliness by setting the space station to crash into something then shoot us all. (you should see the 2008 movie Sunshine. it's a b-movie, but a damn good one. -w-)
wwydi every day for 5 minutes, the emergency alert system conducted a test....out of your mouth?
I'd use it to win a bet against some friends; raking in the big money from people who don't think I could pull off a realistic-sounding version of the EAS tone.
WWYDI you woke up to find yourself trapped in the mid 1970s, working at a radio station with everybody else from this site?
wonder if i was dreaming, or if we were in a movie. then i'd ask to read some of the news like NPR. :3
wwydi you saved the princess......and got nothing?
I'd teach the princess to become self-rescuing for the next time anyway. One problem less to consider. ^^
WWYDI internet search engines ceased to exist again?
cry.
wwydi the anime ban extended to other countries as well?
I'd disguise my entire anime collection as an expansion on my Doctor Who collection
WWYDI if you where framed for a major crime and only had 24 hours to catch who really did it and prove your innocence?
try, and if i fail get one of my friends to smuggle me out of the country.
WWYDI it always felt like somebody was watching you? (lolsongreference)
I'd probably be paranoid, looking over my back
WWYDI you where a character in Disgaea?
Fukken Sweet! Item World Here I Come!
WWYDI you were a prinny....IN STREET FIGHTER
I'd get my butt handed to me by Ryu. Granted, that would happen even if I wasn't a Prinny, but hey; I might take him out by exploding, resulting in a Double Knock-Out.
WWYDI you had the power to bring back any TV Show that was cancelled and have it continue with new episodes?
NEW-OLD ANIME WHOOO~~~~
WWYDI you had Gaara's powers, including the ability to create, control, and shape sand?
win sandcastle competitions. and make money off it
WWYDI you were about to take your last meal
I'd make it a feast with close friends, then go confront my greatest foe for the climactic final battle inside an active volcano
WWYDI your computer started started talking to you with the voice and personality of GLaDOS?
speedy....what did they do to you ;^;
WWYDI every piece of technology you came into contact with developed the personality of the space core?
I'd likely try to reprogram them to have the personality of the Fact Core
WWYDI you where given a can said to have a great evil sealed inside?
I'd return it to the nearest can recycling point, of course.
WWYDI you bled every single day a bit, usually not dangerously, but always at least some?
I'd likely invest in band-aids. Lots and lots of band-aids
WWYDI you where being stalked by a stack of money with googly eyes?
hug it and take it home
WWYDI you were bitten by a vampire and turned into a ghoul but you still had your mind and will
I'd probably use my ghoulish powers to kill some sparkly vampires
WWYDI there was an evil monkey in your closet?
kick it's ass so i could get my closet back. i need someplace to put my clothes/computer parts.
wwydi you woke up on stage in IdolM@ster?
start dancing with them :3
WWYDI the world suddenly turned into blocks D:
I'd build myself a car out of Lego. You have to admit; driving a boxy Lego car would be awesome.
WWYDI you met a version of yourself from an alternate universe?
brofists. i can finally eat at places where food is usually served for two D:
WWYDI your banned from the internet
I'd find ways around it; there's always a backdoor
WWYDI you discovered your cat was running a catnip smuggling scheme behind your back?
charge it rent
WWYDI you gained 200 pounds
Liposuction. If being nerdy didn't turn away the ladies, being both obese and nerdy certainly would
WWYP: Being able to breath in space, or being able to breath underwater?
underwater, since it's more easily accessable. :\
you're getting them confused, and i almost did it too. :\
wwydi your car did the exact opposite of what you wanted it to do (ie: driving when you wanted to park, driving in the opposite direction, stopping when you want to go, etc.) ?
ride a bike >3>
WWYDI your hands became noodles
"arms......Like.....NOOOODLESSS" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2hW_1O7gZk)
WWYDI every computer you turned on ran Windows 95, no matter what OS was actually on it? (laptop with windows 7 - when you turn it on, it's running Windows 95)
Then I can assure you that 2k-tan the Desktop would be receiving the same modifications to Windows 95 that Other Laptop did; for performance and oddity
WWYDI you where exploring an abandoned hospital late at night?
take pictures. LOTS of pictures.
WWYDI when you turned on the tv the show you were watching was always the pilot episode?
never watch tv again D:
WWYD if you are the only human to be accepted by a race of aliens to be worthy to save.
try to convince them to let me take a few friends so i'm not lonely.
WWYDI you got buried in an avalanche of manga?
start finishing them one by one till i reach the top.
WWYDI you suddenly gained the ability to go online physically
I'd equip an arm blaster like Megaman.EXE and begin fighting off viruses
WWYDI your favorite TV show was cancelled in favor of America's Got Talent and other half-baked reality shows?
I watch no running TV shows, so let it be.
WWYDI all the pop culture references you ever made went systematically unnoticed?
I'd then start dropping as many references to the Super Mario Bros. movie as possible; with nobody paying attention to ask why I like such a stupid movie
WWYDI you turned into a potato?
make more of myself and die a nice hashbrown death
WWYD if you started farting every 5 minutes
One word: Beano
WWYDI you had your own TARDIS?
Become the Female Doctor.
WWYDI every time you tried to put a condiment on your food, it turned into sugar?
I'd likely start freaking people out by putting ketchup on a plain cookie
WWYDI you bought something you had been searching years for at a store, only for the item in question to disappear from your car during the drive home?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
WWYDI out of the blue you felt the need to freak out?
I'd freak out, badly.
WWYDI you were contacted by an old friend in a hurry, telling that they needed to talk to you on the following day but had no time to tell about what, and on then you wouldn't hear of them at all on that day?
not sure, since that barely made sense. :\
WWYDI you had a stigma attached to you that you just couldn't shake?
I'd find ways to compensate for it
WWYDI your cat plopped down on your laptop while you're using it; refusing to move unless you buy him a cheezburger?
look in the fridge for some cheese and some burger, or ask the cat to move to mah lap -w-
WWYDI you lived in a watercooler?
I'd embrace the cool climates; getting away from the heat in the outside world
WWYDI it where possible to digitize yourself and travel through the internet to get to anywhere in the real world?
fun tiems would be had. that, and start freaking people out by playing "the ring" with their computers. >:3
WWYDI you woke up in a harem.....as the sultan's bride
I'd probably begin wondering "What the hell did I do last night?"; only remembering something about inventing the banana daiquiri several centuries early
WWYDI you drove a van that felt bigger on the inside?
PARTY VAN
WWYDI you suddenly had incredible trolling powers
I likely use said powers to troll my boss for the lulz. Problem? [/trollface]
WWYDI everybody in the world, except you and a handful of others (Including the Doctor), turned into clones of the Master?
O___O
WWYDI the page you were on refreshed every 30 seconds?
I'd likely use it for effective sniping on auction sites, if I can type out my bid fast enough
WWYDI you stumbled onto a crate of old film, containing all the lost episodes of Doctor Who?
;v; being extremely careful, i'd post it on the internet for all to share.
WWYDI you were gifted a Vietnam-era flamethrower, only to find that it only shoots fabric and air "flames"?
I'd attach a lighter to set the fabric ablaze; making it a proper flamethrower
WWYDI you where trapped in a building with a handful of people wearing gas masks who keep asking "Are you my mummy?"
*HUGGGGGG* (cause hugs can fix almost anything)
WWYDI you woke up in the body of another OSCer?
go around and explore the new world.
WWYDI you suddenly became... popular!
I'd probably enjoy it, as there's a strong chance I'd have a girlfriend if that happened
(On the one Choco asked, which I was getting ready to respond to, I'd go on an epic journey to save whoever ended up in my body from the wrath of my boss)
WWYDI you knew someone who could build a functional timey-wimey detector (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Timey-wimey_detector)?
Start searching for interesting stuff like Haruhi. >:3
WWYDI one day, you woke up with a tsundere in your room? (http://ostan-collections.net/imeeji/displayimage.php?album=35&pos=45)
I'd probably attempt to somehow win her over
WWYDI, as your boss at work is chewing you out for doing your job instead of what he thinks your job is, someone just happened to burst into the room and punch him in the face?
add in commentary: FALCOOOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!
WWYDI: you're walking down a hallway. you take a left, then a right...then a left, then-another-left,thenaright,BRICK WALL!!!!
I'd probably think I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
WWYDI you saw a big red button in the middle of an otherwise plain, empty room, with a light shining over it; as if it beckoned for you to push it to see what it does?
*nomnomnom*
WWYDI you suddenly inherited something large and pointy?
I'd probably use it to point at things, or stab it into the ground and have an epic lawn decoration
WWYDI you accidentally posted something intended for one topic into a completely unrelated one?
go back to the topic, and hit modify.
WWYDI you were attacked by a very cheesy swamp monster?
I'd defeat it by riffing on it MST3K style
WWYDI you where sent on a mission to rescue Peach from Bowser for the 5th time in one month?
refuse. if she's getting kidnapped this often she either a. needs to update her security so badly that this will be a lesson to her, or b. wants to be kidnapped.
WWYDI you found out that santa was asian?
I would use that as proof of my theory that Santa is really a ninja; which is how he's able to move so quickly and get presents to all the children of the world in a single night
WWYDI there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Star Trek: The Next Generation?
dvr. then find a way to burn it to disc.
WWYDI you woke up in 1985?
I'd be first in line to buy Windows 1.01; after that, not sure what I'd do...I'd go to my parents' wedding, but that would not only be a bit weird, but I'd likely be thrown out for making fun of the hideous dress my aunt wore
WWYDI your TV, along with your game consoles, where blocked off because of your mom sorting through some dolls in that room?
start yelling at her to get out of my room cause i'll clean it myself.
WWYDI 2/3 of your rice bowls went missing (including the cute pikachu one ;^; )?
I'd improvise; after all, I have access to some small coffee cups that would work well as rice bowls
WWYDI you started seeing pink elephants on parade in your room?
(You have a Pikachu rice bowl? Pics?)
throw out the rice and sweet potatoes. they've obviously gone bad.
then go to bed.
WWYDI everything you touched turned to grape soda?
(when i find it, sure.)
I'd probably put my hand on my boss' shoulder to turn him into grape soda. After that, I go into hiding; as my name lives on in legend
WWYDI you had a censor implanted in your vocal cords?
(As in, every time you try to swear, your vocal cords instead output a "BLEEP" instead of the word you where trying to use)
after the sheer anger and annoyance, use my powers for EVIL!!! (aka "BLEEP"ing right into people's ears)
WWYDI you woke up to find your car replaced with a Bombay Elephant? (http://calvy.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/decorated_indian_elephant.jpg)
I'd ride it to work; people wouldn't think it's a Chevy Nova, and it'd probably be more reliable than my car
WWYDI I showed up somewhere wearing a maid costume?
TEA. NOW.
WWYDI you could feel an injury, but couldn't see it?
I'd learn how to operate the x-ray machine at work and see if I can see it that way
WWYDI you woke up one day, and you where a hedgehog?
become a pink futanari and hunt down sonic.
WWYDI everything in your closet was converted to vinyl?
I'd have a vinyl-vinyl jacket then. Vinyl-vinyl jackets are cool
WWYDI you where being stalked by a giant hedgehog that kept peeking over tall buildings and calling your name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA)?
WWYDI you were chronically exploitable?
I'd wonder what you've been drinking if, and if I can have some
WWYDI I figured out the secret to your exploitability?
*slap*
WWYDI you woke up with the opposite sexuality that you went to bed with, and this continued on?
I'd likely find some way to manipulate it so that I become bisexual
Also, that slap really hurt. I'm going to get my ice pack now...
WWYDI you woke up to find your room was perfectly clean and organized, like something out of a magazine?
WHERE DID MY STUFF GO ;^; SWEET NORMALCY, WHERE ARE YOU??
WWYDI you were forced to drive the Oscar Meyer Weiner Van as your normal car for a year?
I'd then proudly say "To the Weinermobile!" when it's time to go anywhere; as I climb aboard while my PSP is playing the Batman theme song
WWYDI your entire video game collection was replaced with multiple copies of the same Harvest Moon game?
:\ sell them one by one till i could afford to buy them back.
WWYDI you were walking down a shady alley late at night, and were suddenly confronted by a panther?
I'd try to befriend it; making my sister jealous that I have a big kitty. More than likely, I'd just get shredded up trying that
WWYDI you turned on your PC to find that it's now running MS-DOS?
;^; then borrow my sister's computer to learn a list of DOS commands.
WWYDI something in this thread actually came true?
I'd probably wonder why a giant hedgehog keeps peeking over tall buildings and calling my name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA) while I'm wearing a maid costume
WWYDI your cat stole your bag of candy and began holding it ransom for a bag of catnip?
simple trade. i can't use catnip, and cats can't use chocolate.
WWYDI all you had to eat was lobster bisque pouch cat food?
I'd eat it. It's likely a step up from dry cat food, which I did eat once when I was little just to see what it tasted like
I still remember what it was like; it was crunchy and fishy...
WWYDI all your food, even the candy, had wasabi in it?
gradually get used to the taste and drink lots of water.
WWYDI you woke up with someone else's face?
If the face looks good and doesn't have the scars from acne that mine does, I'd likely get used to it very quickly...although I'd have to get a new driver's license
WWYDI if you had a cruel older sister who loved to force you to wear embarrassing costumes?
For the record, my sister used to enjoy doing this to me when I was little
Turn out the way i did. (my sister liked to experiment on me, i.e. poking, prodding, etc)
WWYDI a commercial started playing one of your favourite songs? >w<
I'd get annoyed because they'd only use a small sample of the song; which is like a shot of orange juice (Just enough to annoy you)
WWYP: Corn or Korn?
My sister liked to experiment on me too when I was younger; usually cornering me and, like Haruhi does to Mikuru, forcing me into a costume. Sometimes the costume came from my closet (The one I remember the most was a patriotic costume my mom made for a parade I was in; which I always though looked stupid), and sometimes it was something from her closet (Usually, it was one of the ugliest dresses our grandma gave her)
Korn. it agrees with me more.
WWYP: breathing scotch onto a judge or setting the law back 200 years?
Breathing scotch onto a judge. Breaking the law, breaking the law...
WWYP: Chocolate Disco or Chocolate Rain?
DAMMIT MAN, YOU GOT IT CONFUSED AGAIN. (that said, i like both, but chocolate disco.)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF you woke up in a video game? (a semi-low-res 90's one?)
Well, both topic titles appear the same when I have multiple tabs open...perhaps I should lighten on the number of tabs open at the same time. It also didn't help that I had to step away from the keyboard to get supper going; interrupting my train of though
I'd likely try to find the Chaos Emeralds and become Super Sonic
WWYDI if I ended up posting something intended for a topic on another site into a topic on here during one of my crazy nights with 10+ tabs open?
chastize you for keeping multiple copies of OSC open. (sheesh man, i got like, 40 tabs open, but i only keep 1 copy of OSC open. ><; )
WWYDI it got so humid where you were that condensation started forming on glasses, windows, screens, etc?
I'd likely "borrow" my mom's car and take a epic journey to Alaska; anything is better than it being humid
WWIDY if I got some of the letters in the initials backwards?
(it's ALWAYS humid here in the summer. ><; damn texans with your dry heat.....
still, at least we don't have many tornados :3)
be very confused. :\
WWYDI you saw someone robbing a change jar for cancer kids?
I'd probably Falcon Punch them and return the money to the jar.
WWYDI my cat began posting for me?
lolcat lolwut
WWYDI there was nothing to eat but PANCAKES? (like in kiki's delivery service :3)
I'd gladly eat the pancakes, as long as there's enough syrup to go around
WWYDI you had a prop-quality Dalek costume?
Is that even a question?
I mean. The only possible answer is...
EXTERMINATE! EXTEEERMINAAATE!!!
WWYDI you were permanently locked up in a dalek suit?
I'd fly to London and audition for a role on Doctor Who
WWYDI we all lived in a yellow submarine?
FIRE ZE MISSILES!!
WWYDI the world was about to end?
I'd make good use of what little time I have left so that I won't have any regrets; so I can stare down the grim reaper with my arms wide open and say "Come at me, bro"
WWYDI you heard an ice cream truck pass by your house?
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
WWYDI you woke up one morning as a middle aged woman with 3 kids, no job, and not much potential?
I'd likely find a job somewhere as a maid to support the kids (Also, because maid costumes are cool)
WWYDI you woke up, and you where a table?
someone play D&D on me!! <D
WWYDI you went to bed with a stomach ache, and woke up with a black hole where your stomach was?
I'd find a way to use that to fight crime as a superhero; becoming Black Hole Son!
That totally sounded more awesome in my head
WWYDI there was a crossover between Hello Kitty and Fullmetal Alchemist?
yeah, that did sound better in your head. ><; *facepalm*
torrent, steal, even buy.
WWYDI you were trapped for hours playing pong?
Wait; you can read my mind?
I'd likely find a way to use the Pong machine to break out
WWYDI there was a multi-Doctor episode of Doctor Who; with the Eleventh Doctor meeting the Fourth Doctor?
must......record.......
WWYDI you recorded the ENTIRE series on Dr. Who on a DVR......only to have someone erase it all to replace with episodes of "16 and Pregnant" and Lady Gaga videos?
I'd likely punch them; especially if I somehow had the lost episodes on there
WWYDI you started seeing weird things happen around your house because of Dr. Insano experimenting with Hypertime?
kick him into submission, then sit on the couch and share a nice cup of tea.
WWYDI a creepy image was stuck in your mind?
Brain bleach. Lots of it
WWYDI you where attacked by the the Eye Creatures?
Yeah; I have MST3K on my mind...
i have a couple swords in reserve.
WWYDI you woke up as a tri-racial dual-citizen sporty power-nerd?
I'd powerwalk to the nearest sci-fi convention dressed like some hybrid of the Fourth Doctor and Captain Kirk
WWYDI you had a job where wearing a decorative stick of celery is a required part of your uniform?
Don the uniform, and look good while doing so. x)
WWYDI Deathclaws were keeping the Gun Runners in a radioactive-moat-surrounded fortress and just kept coming back no matter how many you tried to dispose of?
call in reinforcements, then kill EVERYTHING.
then have a nice glass of kool-aid. 8)
WWYDI the air around you was steadily rising in temperature at the rate of a degree per quarter-hour (4 degrees an hour)?
I'd dawn my Goron Tunic and go about my day; as somehow wearing a red tunic helps to keep me cool
(Got to love Zelda logic...)
WWYDI you where skilled at horseback archery, but had neither a horse nor a bow?
well my aunt has a horse, and one of my larp friends is BOUND to have a bow......
WWYDI you were tired but couldn't nap?
china would implod on itself. nothing personal, i just dont trust them. also it will clear the nation debt.
Q: the InterPol is at your house, what do?
I'd hide the external HDD containing music I totally didn't obtain through questionable methods underneath the spare tire in my car
WWYDI Chuck Norris was the final boss of the next Super Smash Bros. game?
surrender, lest i break the console.
WWYDI all your clothes were required to be made out of tweed bow ties and celery sticks?
I'd wear them proudly and carry my sonic screwdriver with me; being like the Doctor
(I'd also have an umbrella with a ?-shaped handle)
WWYDI you bought what you where lead to believe was a box set of the complete first season of the current Doctor Who, but soon discovered it to be a "worst-of" collection; consisting of fan-hated episodes like Delta and the Bannermen?
still enjoy it, as crappy dr. who is better than no dr. who. :\
WWYDI your doctor tried to use kitty litter to get you out of quicksand?
I'd wonder if his brain was out to lunch, because I really don't see how that would work...
WWYDI drinking grapefruit cocktails made you think of weird things, but it's all you have to drink?
go find some toilet water.
wwydi every thread you tried to make died?
Nothing different, really; most of my topics on other sites are lucky to make it to 2 pages
WWYDI you where stuck with a 14.4K dial-up connection?
complain to my isp until they changed it.
worked for me.
WWYDI: i was your neighbor
Hide my kids and hide my wife.
WWYDI everyone thought you were a criminal (for no reason)?
Day in my life.
WWYDI: your wacom combusted.
I'd wonder "Since when did I have a Wacom, and why is it on fire?"
WWYDI you invented combustible lemons?
play portal 2.
WWYDI: there was a MMOfps like l4d
I'd likely try to recruit some of you to come join me
WWYDI I caused a paradox by having Mario and Mario brofist (http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/Timey%20wimey%20stuff/HNI_0074.jpg)?
wait for the world to implode.
WWYDI you learned to drive from GTA?
I'd start a topic on GameFAQs asking how to honk my horn; which would then quickly derail into a topic about trains for no reason at all
WWYDI the only way you could walk was by doing the Monty Python Silly Walk?
Travel the World. -w-
WWYDI everything you said came out in a nasally, bratty, 9-year old tone?
I'd likely start carrying my laptop with me everywhere; using a text-to-speech software to communicate more properly
WWYDI you had a 3rd arm?
carry moar stuff. -w-
WWYDI something forced you to hide your kids and hide your wife?
I'd go hunt down the source of whatever I had to hide my wife and kids from and kick it's ass
WWYDI there was a Weeping Angel right in front of you, but a loose eyelash got in your eye and is giving you the urge to blink?
stab self in neck.
WWYDI you were constantly caked in dirt?
I'd figure out how to manipulate the dirt to become like the Sandman...and get my ass handed to me by Spider-Man
WWYDI you had your own Federation starship with a full crew?
OOOO LET'S GO SEE THAT ONE!!!
WWYDI you waiter gave you soup with a hairball in it?
I'd file a complaint with the health inspector
WWYDI you had a jacket big enough you could use it like a small tent?
use it as a utility jacket in case of emergencies.
WWYDI you were trapped in a basement with no way out?
I'd write a spoof of Trapped in the Closet about being trapped in the basement; creatively titled Trapped in the Basement
WWYDI you where trapped in the closet and forced to listen to all 9,001 parts of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet while in there?
start kidnapping schoolgirls and giving them golden showers. that, or go deaf.
WWYDI michael jackson rose from the grave as a thriller (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/popculture/e714/)?
I'd defeat him and his legion of the undead by rounding up some friends and doing the only dance strong enough to counter Thriller; Hare Hare Yukai!
WWYDI you woke up to find you've turned into a plushie version of yourself?
cry from joy, as now i can join my plushies. ;v;
WWYDI all your income came from recycling and coupons?
It'd be like '05 all over again
(That's actually how I got my first Gamecube; saving up all year to get a used one for $75...only for the price to plummet to $40 a month later)
WWYDI all you had to eat was dry cat food?
break out the milk and pretend it's cereal.
WWYDI you couldn't come up with a question?
I'd scour the internet for some strange thing to ask
WWYDI you discovered that somebody seriously went to Google to ask "WTF does 'WTF' mean?" (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-fail-photos-autocomplete-me-wtf.jpg)
laugh at the fact that that's google canada.
WWYDI people kept posting right after you, leaving you with no break time?
I'd go missing for a little while
WWYDI you had a TARDIS...but it was dead and needed power from a type of crystal not found on Earth?
steal someone else's, go find the thing and then get a stockpile so i don't run out
WWYDI your body wanted to sleep, but your mind didn't?
I'd grab a notepad and begin writing down everything that's running through my head; so maybe my mind can relax and I can go to sleep
WWYDI the cut scene to Sephiroth's "Supernova" summon was replaced with a loop of Nyan Cat of equal length?
wonder who the fuck messed with my copy of the game. >:\
WWYDI you saw a culture that completely went against your morals and values?
I dare say, most cultures do already.
WWYDI: jesus became your roommate.
Kill it with fire and hide the corpse. And send an invoice to the roman empire for the job.
WWYDI: Alien invasion, with creatures that look like very, VERY big cockroaches?
I'd get in my giant mecha and crush those bugs
WWYDI Toonami was brought back?
rEALLY?! OH SHIt!
oh...nevermind.....
WWYDI: you died
already planned for it.
WWYDI your teacher lied to you?
I'd seek the truth. After all, the truth is out there...
(Insert X Files theme here)
WWYDI you where abducted by aliens, who only abducted you because they want you to play against them in Pong?
Ok, as long as you can morph into hot girls.
WWYDI: Microsoft copyrights all the OS-Tans(even yours)
I'd then deal with 2k-tan's appearances in my stories in the same way as any other character I don't own; screw the rules and keep using her anyway
WWYDI tomorrow was National Wear-A-Fez Day, but you don't have a fez to wear?
but......I DO (i stole it out of the trash the day of my high school orientation)
WWYDI you were craving one of the ice cream sandwiches in the freezer but you know if you eat one you'll get yelled at for eating too many?
Sneak it past the guards and then eat it
WWYDI you took a potato chip?
look for some heluva good. :3
WWYDI you woke up as a duck about to be cooked?
I'd proceed to fight off the people who are trying to cook me, using my mastery of Quack-Fu
I couldn't resist making a reference to Howard the Duck...
WWYDI you had your own Prinny Brigade?
use them to clean my room. :\
WWYDI you were master of the moes?
I'd open up a dojo to enlighten people with better understanding of all aspects of moe
WWYDI Chuck Norris teamed up with Mr. T to fight the Terminator, and you had front-row seats to the epic showdown?
videotape it ---> sell it on the internet
WWYDI Chuck Norris was your school bully?
I'd likely be a zombie right now
WWYDI you where stuck with the task of driving around a relative of yours who is incredibly embarrassing?
(Singing songs he or she likes loudly and off-key, dancing for no reason in public, saying "dude" more than your average Prinny, etc.)
i have the feeling that's the situation my sister's in, and she takes it all in stride. :\
WWYDI your mother constantly treated you like a small child in public?
Yay free shit!
WWYDI: you can change genders at will.
I'd have a lot of fun with that; I could be a guy by day and a girl by night
WWYDI you had a run-in with your long-lost evil twin, who's trying to murder you and take your place?
kick in balls/boobs.
WWYDI you had a magical creature living in your closet?
betta not eat mayh weed!
WWYDI: you found a dick in a shoe on a hot summer day and it was speaking Spanish to you while it gestured to obscene lengths to embarrass the hell out of you.
I'd wonder what the hell was in my tea to cause me to see such a strange hallucination
WWYDI you saw someone in a Darth Vader costume walking around the local grocery store?
Ask him if the droids are getting cookie mix.
WWYDI you were arrested by one of the cops from Super Troopers and a Stormtrooper?
In police car
ME: "soooo.... how was you days?"
WWYDI: I slapped you.
"Are you challenging me to a duel, sir?"
WWYDI your sexy browser crashed and then slowed on reboot?
I'd take that as a sign I should finally upgrade from Netscape 4
WWYDI you woke up in the middle of the night freezing, but there's no blankets nearby?
curl up and surround self with plushies.
WWYDI you woke up to the sound of explosions in the distance?
I'd likely borrow my dad's van as I start driving in the opposite direction of the explosions really fast; with Asagi by my side, of course.
WWYDI you woke up to the smell of a fresh-brewed pot of coffee...only to find there was only enough made for one cup, and somebody is already drinking it?
"well, my dick made coffee again"
WWYDI: you could punch people through the internet.
I'd end up having a lot of fun with that; because there is some people on another site I go to that I'd like to knock some sense into...
WWYDI you discovered somebody made a 4koma series about the OSC?
YAY, NEW WEBCOMIC! (wait i'm not that ugly)
WWYDI SHIT WAS GETTIN' REAL?
Remember what it says on the back of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Don't Panic
WWYDI Lex Luthor took 40 cakes?
Call in Lux(-anna Crownguard) and Master SparkDEMACIAAAAAAAAAAA him to all hell.
WWYDI I like trains.
I'd post a link to this really stupid YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeXDFoHrWWo)
WWYDI you saw the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken humping a jukebox while Jukebox Hero played in the background?
look around for the other robot chicken regulars.
WWYDI everywhere you went, air conditioning followed?
I'd likely start walking to work; I'd get exercise while staying cool!
WWYDI you knew how to do the Hare Hare Yukai?
Buy a school uniform, perform it at convention/streetcorners for spare change. :3
(possibly post to youtube.)
WWYDI you were 2 people short for the Hare Hare Yukai?
I'd bribe some friends into joining me; even if they have to travel across the country to meet up with me
WWYDI you discovered that everything you've known for the past several years was just a dream, and that you've really been in a coma since '98?
start trying to make my dream reality.
WWYDI there was so much going on that it kept you from your favourite show?
It'd be like trying to watch the final season of Code Lyoko all over again; since they had the bright idea to move it to a night that was usually busy for me back then.
WWYDI you had your own humongous mecha, but you where forced to watch a TV show or movie you absolutely hate in it's entirety in order to get it to start up?
(FINAL SEASON?? WHERE!?)
muddle through; the appeal of having Big Sol to play with is worth it ><;
WWYDI no matter how much you washed them, your clothes didn't get clean?
I'd go buy some new clothes, since I don't figure I could get away with becoming a nudist
WWYDI there was a show you absolutely loved, but the network cancelled it with only a handful of episodes left to make room for something stupid?
(The 4th and final season of Code Lyoko aired back in '07...but Cartoon Network dropped it with 7 episodes left until it was finished. I've heard the show is now available on iTunes, although I haven't looked to see if they have all 4 seasons or not)
(i'll have to look it up; it's on the internet somewhere)
RAGE. then look on the internet.
WWYDI everyone around you got into a fight and tried to drag you into it?
I'd attempt to stop the fight...and likely get the crap beaten out of me in the process
WWYDI you saw a fat guy with a full beard cosplaying as Sailor Moon in person while at a convention?
Sailor Bubba cannot be unseen...
Hug him, as Sailor Bubba is cool. ^^
(omg, you met sailor bubba? you lucky bastard! i knew someone who knew him! tell him gabe says hi, ok? i'm not in contact with the friend anymore but it'll be nice for him to hear that. :3)
WWYDI you were supposed to do something but kept putting it off.....and putting it off.....and putting it off......
I'd attempt to make an effort to get it done; since that pretty much sums up why it's taken me so long to get my GED
(I've never been to an anime convention, so I've never met him; I've only seen pictures on /cgl/)
WWYDI your phone rings when you're expecting an important call, only for it to be a telemarketer?
tell them to put me on their goddamn do not call list, then hang up as angrily as possible.
WWYDI there was nothing to do?
I'd sit around and began tossing around ideas in my head for my stories
WWYDI you where close to defeating the final boss on a really hard game, when you cat happens to walk across the system; hitting the reset button in the process?
This actually happened to me many years ago. Annoying, it was
pet the cat then chase her out of the room. ><;
WWYDI you computer was lagging something fierce?
I'd consider switching to a more basic desktop theme (For example, ditching Aero in favor of Windows Basic or Classic) and\or a Dixie cup of liquid nitrogen on the processor
WWYDI you where disrupted in the middle of a nice calm night to help a relative who's stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere with a flat tire and with absolutely no tools to work on it, but they only mention one tool they lack but not the others?
grumble and hope that this never happens again.
WWYDI apathy to basic things on the part of others was driving you out of your favourite place? :[
I'd learn to let it be; after all, we're only human
WWYDI you where tired, but just couldn't relax enough to go to sleep?
break out the heating pad. -w-
WWYDI everything seemed to be annoying you? :[
I'd find somewhere to relax and drink some tea. Usually, when little things are bugging me, there's always something more to it
WWYDI you had the ability to undo one past mistake from any time in your life?
I'd save it untill i did something REALLY bad.
WWYDI you accidentally (almost) killed a guy?
I'd hide from the police in plain sight by entering a full-on trap mode...unless I happened to be in trap mode when I nearly killed that guy; then it'd be vice versa
WWYDI you woke up with a full beard for no reason?
if it was plush, consider keeping it.
if it was coarse, shave it off in a rage, as i don't want pubes on my face. ><;;
WWYDI everything in your room was replaced with a hello kitty theme?
Some things would stay, some things would go (A wallscroll would be fine, but the bedsheets would have to go)
WWYDI your alarm clock was replaced with a symbol-clapping monkey?
hunt down whoever stole my ipod.
WWYDI you almost missed Dr. Who?
ACT LIKE I JUST DEFUSED A BOMB.
WWYDI: banana phone played in your head constantly.
start singing it out loud in a cutesy voice, to annoy the hell out of people. ^^
WWYDI you had a sudden urge to create?
I'd create stuff; wither it be writing a story, drawing a picture, building something out of Lego, or painting the walls in the rainbow-colored blood of my enemies.
WWYDI you suddenly woke up in a strange place with a woman wearing an eye patch watching over you while you're giving birth to a child you didn't even know you where carrying?
(Hoping I didn't spoil anything for anyone by doing this...)
no, you didn't.
Freak Out. then try to cover myself, then wonder who the father is.
WWYDI blobs of flesh decided to press you against a wall?
I'd wonder what the hell is going on, and if this somehow involves my tampering with Time Lord technology
WWYDI if you discovered that the entire world was recreated 3 years ago by that person you hang out with that everybody thinks is completely crazy?
wonder where the hell i got a clone of myself.
WWYDI everyone thought you were crazy? (have i asked this before? :\ )
I'd likely play up on it; going to the store in trap mode, wearing a fez to work, downgrade 2k-tan the Desktop to run Windows 2000 natively with Windows 7 in an emulator...
I think you may have asked it before, but I'm not sure...
WWYDI Nickelodeon brought back their early '90s game show, "What Would You Do?", with new episodes?
(This I know I asked in this topic eons ago)
possibly rip questions off, but otherwise ignore it. most game shows are kinda boring..... :\
(now if it was Legends of the Hidden Temple, that would be a different story....)
WWYDI you were going around the corner to get milk....and ended up in canada?
sweet, now i can get some 'plants' their
WWYDI: you were transported into a stereotypical hentai game.
I'd probably attempt to score with at least one of the ladies in the game
WWYDI you kept hearing the sound of the drums?
*Knocks on the wall exactly 4 times*
Go insane and take over the world in my image, to a montage of "I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters.
WWYDI half your keyboard was broken?
Find a keyboard that is half dead, but functional on the side my main one is broken from, and put them together
WWYDI you knew how to make combustible lemons?
play Portal 2
WWYDI: i asked the same question twice.
I'd just answer it anyway; with a chance of making some smartass remark about repeating the same question
WWYDI you where stuck driving a car without a working heater in below freezing temperatures?
blankets, just like what i do with my bed. either that, or jerry-rig a space heater out of the lighter. -w-
WWYDI your computer began biting you?
Downgrade it's RAM until it agrees to stop biting me
WWYDI, while cleaning your room, you found a dead body?
so thats what i do when i am high.
WWYDI: YOU HAD THE POWER TO CHANGE PERSONALITIES, BUT HAVE NO MEMORY.
I'd upgrade my RAM so I could remember stuff, and then use my powers to my advantage
WWYDI you had a baseball cap permanently stuck to your head?
find out if i could turn it backwards, so at least i'd be 80's cool.
WWYDI you were the voice of the morality core?
I likely wouldn't say anything; lest I become the Smartass Core
WWYDI I said there was a ninja right behind you?
is it a SEXY ninja?
WWYDI someone told you you couldn't have the tv and the computer on at the same time?
1: Buy TV Tuner card
2: Install it and begin watching TV on my PC
3: ???
4: Profit!
WWYDI your entire manga collection was replaced with several copies of your most hated book?
seek and destroy the prankster. (RAGE~~~)
WWYDI your most beloved possession came to life?
If it took on a anthropomorphic personification when it came to life, likely start dating it; as weird as it'd be to say "This is Asagi. She was my laptop at one time". If not, than not much would chance aside from the two of us carrying on conversations about whatever.
WWYDI you woke up one day to find that you've turned into a kid again?
SHIT.
WWYDI you had to re-live your life to the current age you are?
I'd likely do a few things differently; like when I'm in that phase where everybody though I was a girl (A span from when I was really little until about roughly 15), I'd put on a dress and go about my day, waiting for an opportunity to drop a Bridget on someone.
WWYDI you got a job working as a maid; complete with a proper maid's dress?
After all, maid costumes are cool
Maid Cafe? sweet. do i get to keep the uniform if i quit?
WWYDI you wound up on a dating show?
do what? that is awesome!
WWYDI: all weeds were replaced with weed.
break out the lawn mower. anyone that gets in the way, well, that's just collateral damage. -w-
WWYDI apple took over all products (icereal, ipanties, isleep, icola, etc)
well, i am already prepared for linux, might as well become a basement dweller and protect my computers from feds.
i hope apple dies
or becomes windowsinapple
wwydi: i had sex with your futuré daughter. (consensual)
go back in time and beat some sense into myself.
WWYDI you died via too much botox?
I'd come back to life to kill whoever injected me with botox without my consent
WWYDI you really wanted some toast for breakfast, but you're out of bread and your toaster is dead?
throw some crackers in the microwave.
WWYDI you woke to find your entire kitchen covered in sweet potato?
Mmm...yams...
WWYDI you saw something that feels like it can never be unseen?
I been to deepnet; nuff said
WWYDI: this board was invaded by /v/
Hide behind Nejin. If anything's for certain, our friendly neighborhood demon overlord will protect us
WWYDI you had an Excalibur letter opener?
consider giving it to Excalibur Data Recovery in exchange for fixing my drive......the probably hoard it as it'd look cool.
WWYDI you accidentally punched a pregnant lady?
i have before; i got arrected for 4 hours.
WWYDI: we all met up in person. explain in detail what you will do.
I'd talk everyone into doing a group cosplay and take an epic journey to the nearest anime convention; where hijinks would likely ensue, involving file sharing and me in trap mode as ME-tan dropping a Bridget on a unsuspecting Narutard.
WWYDI listening to a song you like ends up brings back terrible memories because you listened to it while reading or watching something unpleasant?
Well, i'm currently listening to a song that makes me tear up a little, and in this case i'm reminicing on a life that might not have been.
although, if i were to listen to a song i hated, i'd probably put on my ipod. :\
WWYDI you were forced to play a game where you put in a dollar and won 4 quarters?
i would stop watching family guy
WWYDI: I invented a time machine and replace 7 with vista.
Than I guarantee you that 2k-tan the Desktop would be running Windows 2000 natively instead of an emulator under Windows 7
WWYDI you where stuck working with people who seem to treat you like an idiot?
(@Choco: Also, what do you mean by "like that might not have been"? I'm curious...)
i worked at a news station as a intern. i wish treated like shit and took everyone's blame. on;y reason i stayed for 6 months was because i got 15.00 and hour.
WWYDI: i put date rape drug in yout soda, dressed you up in a spandex suit, covered you in vanilla creme(looks like semen) and put you in your room; asleep.
*nom nom* um.....wtf did i do last night, and why is it delicious?
WWYDI there was a song you REEEALLY wanted, but could not find for download? ;^;
(@pentium: it's complicated and has to do with past lives. >>; )[/url]
If it's not too expensive, track down a CD that contains it. I've had to do that before
WWYDI the plumber that came to fix your broken toilet happened to be named Mario?
Hm...complicated things are sometimes interesting reads; if only to figure them out
chuckle slightly, prehaps bring it up if you were younger.
WWYDI: i didnt tell you not, not, not not to not kill this guy.
kill the guy. WITH SCIENCE!!
[/glados]
WWYDI you were trapped in a never-ending Family Reunion?
If Asagi is by my side, find a nice spot to curl up and go online in an effort keep my sanity. Otherwise...
WWYDI you saw something really unpleasant involving one of your favorite characters?
Gouge out eyes.
WWYDI you ran out of options and things were looking grim?
I'd keep holding on, because things are bound to get better
After all, that's what my 2nd part-time job felt like to me. Speaking of, that gives me an idea for a question...
WWYDI you where stuck working a job with an overbearing boss who expects you to never make even the smallest mistake and to do an 8 hour job in just 4, coworkers who seem to be on a mission to make you feel miserable because you like things that they hate, and the radio is set to a station that plays nothing but songs you absolutely hate?
sounds like a good chunk of my everyday life. so, in that respect, survive.
WWYDI the sky was as dark as night (at 4 pm)?
I'd hide inside in case it's either (A) a severe thunderstorm or (B) an alien invasion, with their mothership blocking the sun
WWYDI you found yourself in jail without any memory of what got you in there, and with one of your best friends, who's in the same cell as you, saying "Damn that was fun!"
"Oh hell yes it was! Now what do we do? >:3"
(i have found myself in similar situations before. >>; )
WWYDI you made the tea too strong?
Dilute it with a little water; making sure not to dilute it too much, lest the flavor gets lost
WWYDI you woke up one day to find your hands where super-glued together?
I've only had one experience close to what my previous question was; it involved a friend of mine at the time, who looks like he could have been my long-lost twin brother
consult my dad. he'd know what to do.
WWYDI you fell victim to the summer camp prank of the plastic wrapped toilet?
Find whoever did it and get back at them with a prank of my own
WWYDI somebody called you in the middle of the night to ask if your refrigerator is running?
Why are my friends drunk dialing me again?
WWYDI you lost your cell phone in a pile of stuff in your room?
Cue the adventure music; I'm going in!
WWYDI this week's episode of Doctor Who was postponed for tennis?
oo, softenni! still miss the doctor, though. :\
WWYDI just when you thought you had moved on, someone steps back into your life?
I wouldn't know what to do, because I've never had an experience like that
WWYDI you felt like you'll never find somebody to love?
cuddle my plushie.
WWYDI you had too many things plugged in?
Unplug the things that aren't in use currently, or invest in a power strip or USB hub
WWYDI everybody seemed to have the one thing you want that cannot be bought, but you can never seem to find one for yourself?
learn to live. unless it's life-threatening, it'll pass.
WWYDI there was so much to be uploaded and you were feeling lazy?
put in a winrar, leave it for the people to sort though.
WWYDI: you found youeself in a hentai, but it was involved around your life.
(example: life was like you scrolled over the text of a sim date game, and you were always stuck at the question.)
play through till some sense of normalcy returned.
WWYDI all your devices started to fail?
I'd fight to at least keep Asagi alive; the other members of the fleet can be easily fixed
WWYDI you had the ability to climb walls like Spider-Man?
become the world's best parkour runner
WWYDI: you could see your future 1 minute before it happened at will.(but once a day.)
always use it to see if i'm gonna make the bus home on time. :\
WWYDI you were being forced out of your home?
Asagi and I would set out on an epic journey to a new place; start over with a clean slate
You aren't getting forced out of your home, are you?
WWYDI your cat was trying to block your keyboard because he really feels the need to take a nap right in your way?
*Moves cat out of the way.* I LOLED *Hopes back on keyboard*
WWYDI: Hitler was related to your father.
Silly, Hitler IS my father. (sometimes.)
WWYDI you woke up and saw everything in the form of an internet meme?
At first I'd be like: o_o
But then, I'd LOL
WWYDI there was a crossover between Teletubbies and Torchwood?
at first, probably scream. but after awhile, i'd probably get used to it and wait till it's over.
unless i have the option to change the channel. then i'd do that.
WWYDI you were confronted with a project that seemed too large to complete?
I'd keep at it. After all, building my desktop felt like an impossible task when it entered the planning stage in late January, but look now; almost 6 months later and she's running beautifully.
WWYDI you developed spider-senses?
use it to start freaking people out. >w<;;
WWYDI you had a friend that you cared about but aggravated you to no end?
I'd try to tolerate them. If they started to annoy me too much, I'd step away before I snap; risking our friendship
WWYDI you found yourself going through your day-to-day like while your mind is riffing on everything in an MST3K style?
enjoy the ride; better than getting distracted from the task at hand by day dreaming. ^^; (which is something i do alot.)
WWYDI you wanted to post and watch a tv show at the same time?
If it ever happened, skip posting until the show ends.
WWYDI: The world returned to simple trading of items/services instead of using money?
(http://arch.413chan.net/I%27m_OK_With_This-%28n1296497202304%29.png)
WWYDI: all McDonalds in your area was replaced with Scientology churches?
Take over the local Wendy's and turn it into a church for Haruhists
WWYDI you had to deal with a person who was like a real-life version of the Space Core?
Listen to him for a while, pretend to agree, then either walk away from the argument a clear winner or just facepunch and stalk off.
WWYDI you were trapped inside a strategy game...as a generic unit?
Do what i always do at larps: wander around. :\
WWYDI in the next big movie you were cast as THE LEAD......BACKGROUND CHARACTER...?
I'd attempt to steal the show on belief that, like Asagi (The Disgaea character, not the laptop), I'm the main frigging character!
WWYDI you where sleeping good, when your cat wakes you up because his food bowl is empty?
Dammit olive, either sleep on my face or go bother someone else. >:\
WWYDI your dinner was gross? :\
Set it on fire, then use said flames to cook something better
WWYDI you where so tired to the point you where half-dreaming, but you had to stay up longer because you're uploading a gigantic file?
leave my computer on, duh.
WWYDI: you woke up with him by your bedside.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5t8m5Fzcz1qba10mo1_500.jpg)
First:
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x283/The_Real_PentiumMMX/do_not_want_star_wars.jpg)
Then, I'd likely puke my guts out
WWYDI you woke up one day to find you had turned into a futanari?
......cool!!! <333
WWYDI you were scared to be home, and didn't exactly feel right at your online home either? :\
New home = Costa Rica
I'd move there instantly. Plane ticket is hidden in a secret vault inside of one of the laboratory's/house's test chambers.
I've thought this out thoroughly: if I'm not happy here, I'd be happy in Costa Rica.
Why?
Because Sarah Palin WILL NOT GO TO Costa Rica!
If you think about it, she pretends to be involved in American politics, not Costa Rican politics!
Did I just blow your mind?
BAM
WWYDI She followed you to Costa Rica??! DAMN IT
I'd do like I do now; ignore Palin and carry on with my day
WWYDI you had an encounter with an evil robot clone of yourself?
well, since i am a corrupted, evil, asshat, son of a bitch with no morales, string of sanity, or pity, i think we will get along.
WWYDI: your favorite foods now illegal
...blood is illegal?
Well, fuck. Guess the cybernetic conversion directive came a bit earlier than I predicted...
WWYDI: Your hair is now entirely strawberries.
I would call myself itchigo and become a strawberry farmer
WWYDI: you are arrested because your drawings carry a likeness to microsoft's products and you are sued for copyright infringment. also for cp since you drew a loli.
One word: Jailbreak!
*Insert AC\DC song here*
WWYDI your "high speed" internet connection was running slower than dial-up?
be sad that it has no dial-up sound. :[
WWYDI you were married to Duke Nukem?
Find a way to convince him to let me fight along side him as a sidekick. It'd be time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and we'd be all out of gum.
WWYDI you wanted some gum, but you where out and all the stores are closed?
start bumming some off my family members.
WWYDI you had so much to do but so little time?
1: Buy a replica of the Ocarina of Time
2: Play the Song of Inverted Time
3: ???
4: Profit!
WWYDI you found something you're interested in online that needs some repairs to make it work, but the person you trust for info is currently away?
wait. after all, unless it's a life or death thing, it can wait.
WWYDI you woke up surrounded by wax replicas of various people?
I'd end up needing a change of underwear at the sight; that would literally scare the shit out of me
WWYDI Apple where to make an iPod for you eye, called an iPatch?
FINALLY!!!
WWYDI you had to duct-tape your organs in place?
i would die, the stickyness of the tape would rip my organs apart.
WWYDI: once a week, paypal took an average of 140.00 usd from you.
Cancel my account, before they go Skynet
WWYDI it was very hot outside, but you where forced to wear black to work?
Thankfully, i always come prepared. *whips out deodorant* xD
WWYDI you felt faint but couldn't figure out why?
I'd attempt to take a nap to try and feel better..,and likely fail because I seem incapable of taking a nap unless I'm sick
WWYDI lazy UPS drivers where dragging their feet bringing the package that contains something you need right away?
Call and Complain. that, or find something to do that wastes a ridiculous amount of time.
WWYDI you had the urge to download anime.....but had limited drive space?
Try to resist, for fear my internet connection goes Skynet and tries to kill me and my fleet in our sleep
WWYDI wearing a fez was deemed illegal?
If wearing a fez and being cool is wrong, i don't wanna be right~
WWYDI you were craving chocolate.....only for there to be none around?
I'd go on a quest to get some chocolate of some kind; as I listen to a mix of epic adventure music on my MP3 player
WWYDI your phone's ring tone was changed to the ring tone used by the video phones in early episodes of Pokémon?
RING-RING-RING, RING-RING-RING; PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL
"Awww, it's so cute!! ^^"
WWYDI you didn't know what to do?
Come up with ideas for two things to do and flip a coin to decide which one to do. Otherwise, break out the yo-yo
WWYDI you where studying How Not To Be Seen?
Be thankful that i'm already imbued with sweet ninja skills. -w-
WWYDI you lost your cell phone(again), and after a week hadn't found it?
Use another phone to call it; playing Marco Polo until I find where it's hidden
WWYDI your laptop was replaced with a Compaq Portable (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Compaq_portable.jpg)?
half revel in the fact that i have a vintage computer, half find the prankster, go chuck norris on his/her ass, and reclaim speedy.
WWYDI you could feel something furry at the foot of your bed....
If it's a cat, try to get him to massage my back. If It's a mouse, leave my cat play with it as I run off screaming like a little girl
WWYDI you woke up one morning to find you've been digitized and are now trapped inside your computer?
Explore the internet. but first, find some anime companions to join me. ^^
WWYDI you were craving something, but couldn't tell what?
I'd do like the Doctor and make fish custard. You can't argue with fish custard
WWYDI it seemed to be raining everywhere except where you live, leaving you to suffer with the heat?
Bikini Shirt. nuff said. 8)
WWYDI you wanted to go adventuring, but you had chores to do? :\
watch johnny test for ideas
WWYDI: i took your sandvish and gave you a dollar.
go buy another sandwich. :\
WWYDI your flash drive failed?
Likely punch something if anything important I had not backed up yet was lost
WWYDI you worked for the Ministry of Silly Walks?
ARE YOU CALLING THEY WAY I WALK SILLY? *slaps pentium*
WWYDI you were the last person on earth D:
Likely find a knife and commit seppuku; unable to bear being completely alone
WWYDI you saw an ice cube set ablaze?
It's not water D:
But i'd still run around screaming OMG A WITCH
WWYDI you find out your mom is actually... AN ALIEN D:
ask her why she didn't marry someone from her home world. probably would have been nicer than my dad. :\
WWYDI every move you made had to be dictated by another person, like a puppet?
OBEY MASTER
WWYDI you had arms for legs and legs for arms
Suicide isn't dishonorable
WWYDI Meow Mix did NOT deliver chicken and liver?
File a complaint
WWYDI your alarm clock didn't go off one morning, making you late for something really important?
SHITSHITSHITSHITI'LLCHEWGUMONTHEWAY
WWYDI there was an ongoing awkward conversation to your right?
Leave the room and put on some music
WWYDI you turned on your computer to find it downgraded to Windows 1.0?
(Or, if it's a Mac, System 1.0)
:[
well, at least i can still play reversi.....
WWYDI you spent a good hour making something, just to find out that you did it wrong?
Redo and get pissed D:
or vice versa
WWYDI You suddenly became a Dalek but you're not forced to follow dalek nature D:
I'd turn on the other Daleks and exterminate them; saving many lives and being seen as a hero
WWYDI somebody burned you a mix CD of songs by a band you where interested in that they love, but they neglected to include a track listing for you, so you have no idea what the titles of the songs are?
i've had that happen before. just play through and get used to it.
WWYDI you had a headache for days and nothing got rid of it? ><;
Bear the pain and carry on. This is how I typically handle headaches; it's very rare for me to have one bad enough I need medicine for
WWYDI you accidentally 93MB of RAR files?
I would WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME DO THAT? THE WHOLE ARCHIVE! AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;____;
WWYDI a whole bucket of fish?
eeww, what do i do with it..... :[
WWYDI A BEAUTIFUL PONY?? (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/Chocofreak13/homestuckabeautifulpony.png)
Ride on it while listening to the Hyrule Field theme; pretending my pony is Epona
WWYDI where you come from isn't all that great, your automobile is a piece of crap, your fashion sense is a little whack, and your friends are just as screwy as you?
Weezer FTW
MAKE SAUSAGE
PUT ON SANDWITCHSAMMICH
???
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
AND RIDE MY BOAT LIKE A BAWS
WWYDI your turret was destroyed?
aw. i just made that. ;^;
WWYDI you were craving shennagians?
CARVE THEM IN STONE
BEHOLD
CRY TEARS OF MANLINESS
WWYDI trapped in valhalla and redlisted at EVERY BAR DISK?
KILL MY ENEMIES
DRINK THEIR BLOOD LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE
WWYDI the only work you could get is in an expensive circus?
Be the best at what i do.
*throws m&ms*
*somersaults*
*catches all with his mouth*
WWYDI you suddenly get a disease that causes you laugh uncontrollably at the sight of people you deem ugly
I'd laugh in the face of my boss...like a boss!
WWYDI you where trapped in a room with really creepy animatronic baby dolls that kept crawling closer to you?
*kickkickkickkickkick*
WWYDI you found a 2-headed dog?
ask it which which of it's parents is the Cerberus
WWYDI You suddenly became a fridge
I'd hunt down those prank callers who keep asking if my fridge is running. It is...and it's going to eat you if you don't stop calling
WWYDI you turned into a potato?
My goal in life
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QRcHnucHo34/TZaExKkMGoI/AAAAAAAAAtk/aHVqGaLAzhI/s1600/DSCN0399.JPG
oh and become a dad to thousands of spuds
WWYDI you became the opposite gender
hmm. interesting.
WWYDI you needed to calm down but just couldn't seem to?
burn myself out in style
WWYDI your mother was a hamster D:
*huggle* i love you mom.....
WWYDI you couldn't keep it together?
I'd try hard to keep it together, although if whatever it is persists, I'd eventually break down
WWYDI somebody stole your most prized possession as a mean prank?
kick their ass and chew some gum.
AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.
WWYDI you felt the need to reference video games to make yourself feel better?
I'd begin making said references; not caring if I confuse anybody
WWYDI a talking dinosaur promised to give you a special prize if you beat him in a race?
Speaking of game references...
try my best, and have no regrets.
(do you get that one...? >w>; )
WWYDI you had a looming dread hanging over you?
A looming dread... A dreading... Wait... Sarah? Is it Sarah Palin? Why does she keep following me??
It's probably because she smells the money in my wallet...
To make a long story short, I'd probably... no, wait, it didn't work last time. Restraining orders don't work.
It's hopeless. I'd probably just give the looming dread $5 to get her to stop following me.
WWYDI The looming dread/Sarah Palin wouldn't quit following you even if you gave her $5???
I'd give her $100 to leave me alone. It's all about the Benjamens, yo
Also, that quite Choco said sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
WWYDI you actually had to fight the Master Hand, from Super Smash Bros., in real life in order to accomplish your goal?
Arm wrestle the shit out of the bastard. And win. Because HE AIN'T GOT NO ARMS
WWYDI you suddenly were placed in the WC finals of a game you'd never played before, and your team and spectators had huge expectations on you?
try my best and have no regrets......? ;^;
WWYDI you were being kicked out sooner than expected? >:\
i would be fine, i always wanted to be a beach bum.
WWYDI: you can make yourself shorter, and trasfere the lengh to anything else on you.(ie: penis, boobs, viginal wall, ect,)
I'd use it to my advantage to make some slight modifications to pull off a very convincing trap
WWYDI you woke up one day to discover you've turned into a cat?
*tilts head*
Nyan?
*gets loved by a pretty lady*
WWYDI you suddenly became president of your country
Interrupt Americal Idol just to say "I have the power to interrupt American Idol now. Problem?"
WWYDI you where swallowed whole by a whale?
Pull a Pinocchio. 8)
WWYDI swim time was only for adults?
If you mean anybody over the age of 18, than enjoy having a nice swim without any kids around. If you mean people 40+ instead, than start a protest.
WWYDI there was somebody you have a crush on, but you just can't work up the courage to talk to them?
bite the bullet. after all, i'd rather regret what i've done than what i haven't done. -w-
WWYDI you were too chicken to send that text you've been meaning to?
Attempt to work up the courage to send it; regardless of what may happen
WWYDI you something you wanted badly was practically in your face, but you couldn't grab it?
bite for it. not sure if that counts as grabbing. :\
WWYDI you weren't comfortable and couldn't get that way?
Vicodin.
WWYDIYSRHGIFWYWAG?
Ehh...
WWYDI... You suddenly remembered how good it felt when you were a gangster?
forget it D:
WWYDI you suddenly owned apple
Free Mac Mini for me! w00t!
WWYDI woke up to the smell of coffee, only to find that nobody has made any yet?
*drinks coffee*
well that was creepy D:
WWYD If the world suddenly turned minecraft-like
........boxy? WTF IS GOING ON HERE I DON'T EVEN PLAY MINECRAFT ;^;
WWYDI you woke up as a different species? (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Karkat_Vantas)
If I appeared menacing, than go around scaring people for the lulz
Some kind of monster~~!
WWYDI Pokémon where real?
Use mine to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
and to get to school w/o taking the bus. 8)
WWYDI you had the urge to loop a particular song?
I'd do it
*Listens to Diddy Kong Racing boss race music on a loop*
WWYDI you saw Inspector Gadget breakdancing in mid air for no real reason?
WHERE'S THE CAMERA---
WWYDI you wanted to use your mouse, but your cooling pad made your hand freeze? :\
Equip gloves to keep warm
?sdrawkcab nettirw saw noitseuq ym IYDWW
Puzzle Time!
.slliks egaugnal ym rof lufknaht eb
WWYDI Ich schrieb dieses in Deutsch?
bitte schoen... :3
NEEEEEIN! KARTOFFELSALATEN WEHR BIST DAS UNTERWAGEN! ICH WIST NICHT WER DAS SCHLONGEN WAREN, DU KANNST NICHT FINNER DER!? MUCHSELTACKLER FRAU!
WWYDI nonsense nonsense nonsense?
Nonsense? Nonsense
WWYDI I said the Silence was right behind you?
look back and be surprised then dieeee D:
WWYDI i suddenly appeared behind you and hugged you
I'd first freak out and may accidentally punch you. Then, I'd ask how you did that and if you could teach me how to do it
WWYDI your only hope to get away from the person you hate the most for at least a day was shot down at the last minute?
panda rage D:
then rip off his head and take it as a trophy
WWYDI you suddenly realize you're life has been a lie all along
i somewhat already knew that. and as such, i retreat into myself.
WWYDI you felt an urge to sound wise and poetic?
I'd attempt to sound wise. After all, a wise man once said "A wise man once said that a snitch in time is worth two in the bush"...or something like that
WWYDI you woke up one day to find that Nejin had successfully taken over the world?
This question needs ITS OWN THREAD.
Keep going, though. -w-
"master, can i have a house with a library in the mountians? like vincent valentine's? ;^;"
WWYDI all your clothes were replaced with those of the opposite gender?
As long as my scrubs stay unisex, I wouldn't care too much. I don't have a problem with wearing women's clothing, after all
WWYDI you had the power to transform into anyone at will?
if only i had a clone that could do that....*transforms into anime girl* well, i suppose this is cool. now where'd i put my espeon....
WWYDI you were making something, and without realizing it, it went horribly, horribly wrong?
I'd try to work with it as it is and at least make it turn out decent
After all, a story I wrote last fall based on the adventures of my characters from MapleStory was originally intended to be a fairly lighthearted adventure with a few serious moments...but, because I needed an outlet for the angst brought on by that 2nd job, it turned into one of my darkest stories about midway through
WWYDI you met yourself from 10 years ago because of a rift in the space-time continuum?
Tell him to get a life >_>
WWYDI you were given the choice of saving your most loved person or saving the world D:
I'd find a way to screw the rules and save both
WWYDI you where engaged in a epic bidding war over an item on eBay, when you accidentally place a bid $10 over what you currently have in your PayPal?
quickly try to transfer funds, and if that fails, find someone with more money than me in their paypal and ask them to outbid me (promising to pay them back).
WWYDI you heard a bone-chilling shriek from outside, and then discovered that one of your pets was missing....?
I'd dash to the Zombie Attack Preparation Cabinet and begin suiting up. 12ga shotgun, .9mm pistol, US Border Patrol ball cap, black tuxedo w/ camouflage bow-tie... Then, I'd do a barrel roll out the front door and backflip off the porch, shoot two rounds from the .9mm at the first thing I see, and then turn around and shoot 5 rounds at the house... Throw the pistol into the nearest bush, hoping it hit something, and then prepare to wield the 12ga shotgun while screaming at the top of my lungs. While running and screaming, I'd shoot the shotgun wildly at the largest objects that cross my path, and then I'd wield it like a baseball bat to smash anything in front of me.
And then I'd begin looking for my cat... The search would begin by calling for her, and then by screaming for her, and then I'd shoot my shotgun into the air and rip my US Border Patrol hat off and stomp on it with clenched teeth. Also, I would drink a shot of vodka as I slowly turned to face my neighbor's house. At this point, I would begin crying, and shoot another round off... And then probably throw the gun into the bush.
That is the ritual for summoning cats.
IT'S REAL, I'LL WRITE A HOW-TO ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A ZOMBIE ATTACK PREPARATION CABINET LATER
And then my cat would come home? :)
WWYDI You observed your neighbor doing all this?
I'd think to myself that he's gone off the deep end
WWYDI you saw somebody stumbling around what they claim to be the parking lot of an invisible 7-Eleven?
back away slowly....
WWYDI people hit you up for change 16 dollars and up?
Head to the Zombie Attack Preparation Cabinet...
WWYDI Your cat started glowing a faint shade of green while hovering/floating above you while you read the forums?
........is that you, pip..?
WWYDI you wasted almost an entire day waiting to get out of the house?
Be pissed off, as I've had that happen before
WWYDI you had x-ray vision?
use it for justice D:
and maybe bit of peeking? >_>
<_<
>_>
WWYDI you were a billionaire for a day
Why buy a Mac Mini, when I can buy a Mac Pro and a semi-decent car with plenty to spare?
WWYDI there was a zombie apocalypse?
go to CT, getting my friends along the way. If anyone's prepared for it, my brothers are.
WWYDI your plans fell through?
Depends on what the plans are; if it's something small, ignore it and carry on. If it's something that was to be big and awesome, than I'd likely find a way to plan again
WWYDI somebody stopped you on your way out on an adventure to say "It's dangerous to go alone; take this" and hand you a Slinky?
play with it, as i left on my journey with a confused look.
WWYDI when your computer overheated, you did too?
keep playin~
it's always hot here anyway
WWYDI your nose won't stop dripping D:
Stuff tissues in them and then take some medicine
WWYDI, when listening to a favorite song on your MP3 player, you're compelled to stand up dramatically during your favorite part, but feel you can't because there's too many people around?
do it anyway. better to be true to yourself. ^^
WWYDI you came upon the house of an animal hoarder?
If the living conditions are poor, I'd call animal control on them
WWYDI your cat turned into Nyan Cat overnight?
OLIVE ;^;
WWYDI you walked into a conversation at the most awkward moment possible?
Make a comment about how I hate coming in right in the middle of a conversation
WWYDI you had the entirety of Monty Python & the Holy Grail memorized?
bring it out at inopportune times. -w-
WWYDI people thought you were "special needs"?
Been there, done that
I was labeled as "special needs" during a church event when I was younger, simply because I was well-mannered compared to the other boys my age. I guarantee you if I where a girl, they wouldn't have though anything of it
WWYDI the only way to save the world was to confess your love ponytail fetish to a close friend of the opposite sex?
contemplate it till the last second.
WWYDI you couldn't figure out whether or not you wanted to save the world?
Flip a coin
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen; a guy who leaves the fate of the world to a coin toss
WWYDI you where feeling lucky?
hit on the girls i like i hope for a harem?
WWYDI you were given a chance to move anywhere?
I'll take it, and move to an inhabitant island and live a secretive life with my Ach.
WWYDI all of the sudden, food can talk?
I'd likely freak out the moment my cake says "bite me"
WWYDI you really wanted a bottle of Coca-Cola, but all you have in your fridge is a bottle of Wal-Mart's store brand cola?
reject the swill and steadily go into withdrawl. then find the person who was dumb enough to bring me such insufficient tribute and slap them untill they GET IT RIGHT.
either that, or give my mum 2 bucks to go buy me some coke, to avoid THE WITHDRAWL ><;;;;
WWYDI you wanted to start something big but it was too late at night?
Start on it the next day
WWYDI you wanted to do something so bad, but you're unable to for various reasons?
wait untill i could. :\
WWYDI you almost got the two threads confused?
I'd end up getting them confused anyway; as I've demonstrated several times
WWYP--wait; wrong topic...
WWYDI somebody took the last donut?
;^;
(take the last bagel.)
WWYDI you were tired but couldn't sleep?
it happens most the time, so I'll go into the land of imaginary and accept that I was dreaming =3
WWYDI: one day, you could breathe under water just like what we've done on land? you can smell things down there too =)
enjoy life as the world's first mermaid, provided that i wasn't affected by water pressure either. :3 (after that, TO THE TITANTIC WRECK!!)
WWYDI you were granted the powers of one of the fantastic four heroes? (you pick which one.)
uumm.. I would choose the torch, but I'm not that good with handling fire then I guess the invisibility thing. good for making prank isn't it?
WWYDI:money is used the opposite way? (seller pays the buyer for goods, being poor is like being the richest guy ever, its like a world where money is not needed but still being used - you get the idea =3)
1: Ditch my bank account
2: Go on epic journey to wherever the road takes me
3: ???
4: Adventure!
WWYDI somebody told you to post ponies because the moderators are asleep?
i'd post dead ponies *_*
then get banned forever D:
WWYDI you had the last piece of chocolate in the world
savor it. SAVOR IT GOOD.
WWYDI you lost out in the end because of a technicality?
Rage till i'm satisfied. prolly destroy half a city while i'm at it
WWYDI you were the last chocolate on earth
RUN.
WWYDI you woke up as the last man on earth.....
AND THE LAST WOMAN
Hell yeah!! everything is my properties now!!
WWYDI the next morning all guys hate you while all girls love you? (if you're guy)
the next morning all girls hate you while all guys love you? (if you're girl)
UGH, NOT AGAIN.
WWYDI you wrote a really long recap and just wanted to sleep?
Sleeping pills. They solve everything*
*I still don't think that was the message they meant to send in that meeting at work, but that's what I got out of it
WWYDI the only thing you have to wear is a hideous dress?
wear it naked D:
WWYDI one day you can only turn right.
run around in circle!!
WWYDI one day, you meet the reaper and that guy just give you a mocking grin for whatever his reason?
ask him what's funny D:
then run D:
WWYDI you saw yourself riding a car with your friends....
I'd wonder when did I clone myself, and why said clone is goofing off instead of going to work for me...unless I'm the clone and he's the real me, which would be weird
WWYDI you woke up to find somebody stole your blanket in the middle of the night?
I just woke up and someone locked my room.. its only lockable from the inside, I'm sleeping alone.
back to the question, I'll feel weird coz I normally slept on top of my blanket. (me no likey using blanket)
WWYDI one night, your back was itchy and you scratch it.. just when you're feeling better then you noticed both your hand are still hugging your hug pillow?
Holy shit I have a 3rd hand! Awesome!
WWYDI the weather forecast in your area called for cocoa precipitation?
get a lot of buckets
WWYDI your bestfriend turned into the opposite sex
.......raep tiem? :\
WWYDI YOU turned into the opposite sex and your best friend had that exact thought?
kick him in the nuts and then become a cosplay idol?
WWYDI You turned into an alien D:
I'm a Time Lord now? Awesome!
Now to get a TARDIS...
WWYDI Gary Oak was your rival in real life?
i'd be fucked D:
i was peein mah pants when i was 10 D:
WWYDI you were gary oak!
KICK MOTHERFUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY RIVAL
CAUSE I'M GARY OAK!!
WWYDI YOU WERE FOREVER FORCED TO SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK
Carry a shift button with me at all times.
WWYDI SUDDENLY, BOOK?
THROW IT AT SOMEONE.
WWYDI GARY OAK WAS FEMALE?
Then my Metapod would use Harden
WWYDI Misty took over as the star of the Pokémon series?
I would wish for costume play option.
WWYDI Mudkip took over pikachu's role in pokemon?
pray that misty is the main character.
WWYDI you were sitting, enjoying your dinner in a 5-star restaraunt, with your hot-as-hell date who can scarcely eat because she's too horny to keep herself off of you, surrounded by people who seem to be seething with rage at your money, power, and arm candy, when the chef comes up and asks:
"Sir, are you enjoying your Mudkip T-Bone?"
I LIKE MUDKIP, then proceed to munch on teh tbone like an animal turning off everyone around you including your date.
WWYDI you were about to be executed after 15 years in prison because you were accused of a crime you didn't commit, and suddenly everyone at the execution room went "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!" and started laughing
I'd be pissed off at them playing out this prank as long as they did, but then I'd attempt to return to a normal life
WWYDI your cat was ignoring you?
poke it with a stick till it gets pissed off and locks into a never ending battle of good and evil against me D:
WWYDI you suddenly got arrested for being too awesome?
Prove their point on my awesomeness by effortlessly breaking out of jail...like a boss!
WWYDI you had an urge to go on an epic journey, but you didn't know where to go?
wander around till i did.
WWYDI you went into withdrawl?
Find some way to satisfy whatever cravings are causing the withdrawal
(Or, if I'm spamming Withdraw, have somebody use Tail Whip to lower my defense back to normal [/pokemon])
WWYDI you looked out into the night sky and saw Nyan Cat in the distance?
say nyan back then try and get some rainbowpoptarts
WWYDI You suddenly became a cat
Collaborate with my cat to take over the world and have all the cheezburgers we could want
WWYDI you turned into a talking paperclip?
get paid to host microsoft word.
@pentium, nyan question: start singing Shii's Song. (http://www.4chan.org/flash/?file=Shii64.swf&title=LongCat's+Song+(C64+Graphic+Mix)&w=720&h=480)
WWYDI you woke up to find your laptop covered in jizz?
kill people
wait i dun have a laptop D:
WWYDI you were suddenly a rocket scientist
make rocket shoes.
PCHOOOOES~~
WWYDI you woke up surrounded by pudding packs?
Pudding!
*Begins eating some*
WWYDI somebody sold you a dead parrot?
the seller is soo dead.. well maybe half dead when I saw the guy again
WWYDI you were transferred to a world where being homo is normal while 'normal' is considered gays?
continue to revel in being a bisexual. -w-
WWYDI you were forced to chase a snapping turtle through traffic?
Scatter tacks on the road on purpose, and use an electric fly swapper to knock the turtle off.
WWYDI if an EMP wave knock off all the electric devices around the world off?
Find whoever fired that wave and proceed to engage in an epic battle to shut down their EMP generator
WWYDI you found something rare that you want, but it hovers mere pennies out of your price range?
contact the seller and explain my plight.
WWYDI gary oak summoned meteor?
*hide and cower in fear*
WWYDI choco suddenly became 2 D:
I'd rally up as many OSCers as I can to go on an epic quest to obtain a relic to return her to normal. It'd also incorporate elements of LARPing; as we'd have to dress up like our favorite characters and act in-character to complete our quest
I have Suburban Knights on my mind, in case you can't tell
WWYDI you where out and about one day, when you saw a group of people dressed like characters from various fantasy stories talking about their quest to find a magical gauntlet?
join them. it's been awhile since i larped. :\
WWYDI a demon requested you to have a tv on your ceiling?
I would turn to him and said, "Ok. Go buy me one and set it up. Then I will have a tv on my ceiling. Do it, the Overlord commands it. Tut tut!"
WWYDI you had constant TV live coverage of your daily activities?
go girls gone wild on their ass till they shut me off.
WWYDI the overlord kept refusing your gracious gift of sugar?
I'll stuff all those bags in his mouth, tie him up and hold a bottle of water and then "okay, lets negotiate..."
WWYDI one day EVERYONE forgot everything about you?
start making friends, or creeping people out by telling them their own secrets
WWYDI you are the last person who likes cheese
Since they'd likely stop production on it due to a drop in sales, I'd learn how to make it myself.
WWYDI if this was the sound your alarm clock makes in the morning? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik)
I don't want that as my alarm... seriously, I'll kick my alarm clock for that.
WWYDI one day a random child is calling you daddy/mommy infront of all your friends/dates/spouse and hugs you, but that's not yours?
hugs it cuz it's so cuteee >3<
then tell everyone i have no clue who the kid is while asking them if we can keep it D:
WWYDI you suddenly got fired from the most awesome job ever