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[C-Chan]

*calmly sets blender into thread*



*chops up some green tomatoes and tosses them into blender*

*dices up some onions and tosses them into blender*

*slices a couple of jalapeños and tosses them into blender*

*rips off some cilantro and tosses them into blender*

*pours water*

*shakes salt*

*adds a splash of lime*

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Lovely Complex,... the best series in the history of all Anime,... is over.....
It ended with a blast, with absolutely no regrets other than that they could've done more with Seishiro and Mimi, my two favorite side characters.... ^_____^

So y'all know what that means....

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Why.... C-chan has nothing else to live for.  ^.^

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!  ;^0^;

*leaps into blender, closing lid behind him*

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Awwwww f*@&.... T__T

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*knocks on plastic*

Can,... someone press one of the buttons?!  ^0^

[NejinOniwa]

*presses trigger on huge lazer cannon* Have a safe trip, C-Chan.
*SHOOP DA WOOP, watches as sempai is blasted off with blender into blenderspace*

Also, Lilly-san...
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. >:3

(Also, just one more year now 'til I can legally get myself spanking drunk! PHEAR IT!!! >w<)

[CaptBrenden]

(Also, just one more year now 'til I can legally get myself spanking drunk! PHEAR IT!!! >w<)

Oh I do, I really do.  Please warn everyone to be off the streets before you start drinking.

[C-Chan]

DAGNAMMIT NEJIN!!! >_<
I wanna die, not get blasted off into Blenderspace!!  ^0^

*cries*



Ohhhh,.... GAWD,.... what a terrifying UI,....!!
The Goggles!  They do nothing!!  @~@

(FYI, not being serious.  I'm sure if I gave Blender a chance to grow on me, I'd love it.  ^__^)

[CaptBrenden]

Too late, Ive already dispatched a Thunderhawk gunship filled with marines out to press said buttons and enjoy a ham smoothy.  Nice knowing you.

[NejinOniwa]

*pokes Lazer cannon* Hmm...maybe i should fire another shot, just to send him on his way...?

...yeah. I should. BENDERSPACE, THERE'S A PIG COMING FOR YA!!! SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*


Also, anyone wanna have some elvish bread? I'm a quite good baker- and general kitchen-ist.

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*chomps away on Lembas* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM AWR DELICIUS! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

[C-Chan]

DAMMIT, NEJIN!!!! >__<

The Captain was just about to kill me like I wanted, and you had to go send me off to Benderspace!!!  ^0^

Where can a pig self-terminate due to loss of favorite macrophilic Anime in peace around here!  >_____<



*sigh*
Well I suppose I'm gonna have to push my OWN blender button.... maybe with blackjack.... and hookers....  -.-

[NejinOniwa]

C-Chan  -  Unwilling Immortality.

OH THE HILARITY XD

[Techno the fox]

*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*

EVERYTHING?
Including Secchan's bottle-opener? and my Logitek USB gaming controller?

[NejinOniwa]

To answer your questions...

EVEN THE PHOTONS ARE BENT IN THE BENDERSPACE!!! XD
THIS IS BENT QUANTUM!

[Techno the fox]

After Studying the blender for a while Techno-san walks up and pushes a few buttons.

Much to C-chan's surprise nothing happens.
The Blender is unplugged, and the prongs on the plug are bent beyond repair.
XD

[C-Chan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;^0^;

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Okay,.... then in that case,.... can anyone, like,... you know.... maybe get me outta here....? -______-'

[Techno the fox]

Okay

*Opens lid and lets C-chan out of said blender*

Don't get so depressed C-chan, there are alternatives.
Accept rozen maiden into your life. ~Desu

[C-Chan]

Bah,...  I was worshipping Suiseiseki-sama before you were in diapers, ~desu.....  -____-

But while I loved the series, it didn't satisfy this piggy's cravings.... I generally prefer to look UP to women, not down,... waaaaaaay down.....  

And Ultimate Girls just doesn't cut it for me anymore....  -___________-

*melancholy befalls C-chan*

Okay,... I'm off to see if I can go slit my wrists with a piece of parsley.... T___T

*trots off thread*

[Icelilly]

Also, Lilly-san...
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. >:3

I'm guessing that means you like your b-day present? ^__^

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!! ;^0^;

*leaps into blender, closing lid behind him*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_______________________________;

BENDERSPACE, THERE'S A PIG COMING FOR YA!!! SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
*fires Lazer again, blasting C-Chan to BENDERSPACE, where everything (including Kyon's gender, all the pages in Icelilly's yaoi doujins and Tsubashi's...hat!) is BENT*

SH*T.

My 300+ yaoi pics has gone into benderspace! Icelilly-san is sad.... ;___; *cries in the corner*

The Goggles! They do nothing!! @~@

*makes new pair of goggles*