Forum Games: Break a Wish

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but they run out/break in the first 5 minutes of use.

I wish GTA 3 would convert the textures faster.

[Simonorged]

Granted, the graphics have been down graded.

I wish there was a way to have a computer in my head.

[Nichi]

Granted. You become like the Borg from Star Trek

I wish I could have gone to meet Linkara last weekend ;_;

[Simonorged]

Granted. This happens...


I wish people wouldn't mock Chistians.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. they just hate them now like america treats muslims.

i wish i could freeze time on this forum so i could post without being sniped.

[Nichi]

Granted, but you can't unfreeze it; meaning nobody but you can post

I wish my watch could shoot lasers

[LeaflameSD]

Granted, but they require AAA batteries. And you know how expensive they are...

I wish I could use 2 mouse cursors at the same time.

[Nichi]

Granted. Enjoy your new Amiga, and trying to figure out how to get on the internet with it :3

I wish I wasn't caught in the middle

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted. you're on the outside looking in.

i wish whenever i had to do a bodily function (bathroom, sneeze, burp, etc), i could beam it into the proper receptacle like scotty beams people down.

[Simonorged]

granted. they just hate them now like america treats muslims.

(whats new)
Granted, but it sometime transports your whole body.

I wish I could a lot and not get fat.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, but now you every other word.

i wish i had more room. >>;

[alfonso_rd_30]

granted, but all colors are switched with one: blood red

I wish My dad's old soccer team got reunited to play on the veteran's league...

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

(wtf? how does that make sense?)

granted, but their legs have all been broken by the mafia.

i wish AB would comp my registration and room.

[Nichi]

Granted, but they give you a cheap, rat-infested motel to save money

I wish I could be totally radical like '90s Kid

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

granted, but you fade into obscurity like he did.

i wish i had a never-ending supply of banquets.