Why?

Chocofreak13 · May 24, 2011, 08:50:58 PM

He was trying to lure people to see The Room because the producers had him on commission.

Nichi · May 24, 2011, 08:57:27 PM

The producers had him on commission because he was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 12:04:04 AM

He was up for casually throwing around a football while wearing a tux because he was very, very bored.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 06:33:27 AM

He was very, very bored because he forgot to bring his Game Boy

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 10:49:25 AM

He forgot to bring his Game Boy because he was rushing out the door.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 04:18:27 PM

He was rushing out the door because his house was on fire

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 05:08:00 PM

His house was on fire because his fire flower garden had come into bloom.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 05:53:08 PM

His fire flower garden had come into bloom because he used really expensive fertilizer

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 06:04:30 PM

He used really expensive fertilizer because he wanted only the best.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 06:34:07 PM

He only wanted the best because he had a big ego

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 06:55:33 PM

He had a big ego because he was compensating.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 07:43:06 PM

He was compensating because he was too cheap to buy pills to make it bigger

Chocofreak13 · May 25, 2011, 08:21:33 PM

He was too cheap because he was raised poor.

Nichi · May 25, 2011, 09:00:39 PM

He was raised poor because his mom had a gambling addiction

Chocofreak13 · May 26, 2011, 12:09:32 AM

His mom had a gambling addiction because there were no bars in the area.