Why?

Chocofreak13 · September 29, 2009, 07:12:27 PM

he was a hero cause he saved countless children from disaster.

IanDanKilmaster · September 30, 2009, 10:40:18 PM

He saved countless children from disaster because Michael Jackson had to be stopped!

NejinOniwa · October 01, 2009, 10:26:36 AM

MJ Had to be stopped because HE WAS A ZOMBIE NOW.

Chocofreak13 · October 03, 2009, 12:29:58 PM

he was a zombie now cause he hired a quack.

NejinOniwa · October 04, 2009, 10:30:15 AM

He hired a quack because he wanted some duckroll.

Chocofreak13 · October 05, 2009, 05:36:23 PM

he wanted some duckroll cause the shape and size reminded him of *censored*

NejinOniwa · October 06, 2009, 06:06:32 PM

The shape reminded him of OOOOOOO because ROLLERBLADES WERE B&!.

Chocofreak13 · October 06, 2009, 08:37:12 PM

rollerblades were b&! due to paranoia agent's lil' slugger beating people while on them.

Chocofreak13 · October 11, 2009, 04:53:27 PM

little sluger was beating on people cause i broek it again ;___;

Ultimaninja · October 11, 2009, 09:18:58 PM

I broek it because advertisements said it could handle the weight

Chocofreak13 · October 11, 2009, 09:26:13 PM

ads said it could handle the weight cause they wanted PROFIT.

coldReactive · October 20, 2009, 09:03:51 AM

they wanted PROFIT because the economy is down.

Chocofreak13 · October 21, 2009, 10:24:49 PM

the economy is down cause bush was STUPEED~

NejinOniwa · October 22, 2009, 04:59:15 AM

Bush was stupid because he had spent his childhood in a DREAMWORLD OF MAGIC.

Chocofreak13 · October 23, 2009, 10:25:22 PM

he spent his childhood in a dreamworld of magic cause he got drunk and stoned in college.