The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a shiny new fur coat.

*inserts a credit card*

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

receive bill.

insert 12-pack of soda.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a receipt from returning the empty cans.

inserts bucket of water

[Simonorged]

get the wonder twins

insert a donkey

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

Get punched.

Insert a Sheriff's Badge.

[stewartsage]

Get THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Insert one batting cage token from a closed batting cage.

[Nichi]

Receive a Chuck E. Cheese's token circa 1980s

Insert sketchy M&Ms dispenser

[winduko]

Receive shady gum pieces.

Insert vaporwave.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

Get Duke Nukem Cardboard Cutout.

Insert Clown Accessories.

[winduko]

Get Ronald McDonald

Insert folder.

[Nichi]

Receive Porn Folder, signed by Kari

Insert Donkey Kong

[Odin Yggdrasil]

Get bananas.

Insert umbrella

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get wet.

insert Andrew W.K.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get an album.

*inserts pizza*

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get DON'd in the skull.

insert disembodied head.