The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Nichi]

Receive the shells for Gene Starwind's Caster gun

Insert the mucky-muck

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get muk backwards.

insert "special chinese mushroom".

[Nichi]

Receive the fan-made Lyra plushie

Insert a need for excessive g-force

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get an excessive need for G-strings.

insert See Through, the Hummer from P&SwGB.

[Nichi]

Receive Wonder Woman's invisible jet

Insert Al's armor

[Simonorged]

Get a death scythe

Insert bitch repelant

[SoldierSpence]

You get Nu-13.  May God have mercy on your soul...

Insert Uzi.

[Simonorged]

Get an Ozzy osborn looking motherfudger.

Insert hellsing abridged

[Alex S]

Receive an enthusiastically used walking stick.

Insert a baroque pipe organ (if that's even a thing).

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get Baroque Works. good luck.

insert Rococo.

[Nichi]

Receive a Ronco, which is honestly what I read that as ^^;;

Insert Suppball

[SoldierSpence]

You get a Master Ball!

Insert a knife.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

the machine launches it back at you at high speed, planting it in your shoulder.

insert an alternate dimension.

[Nichi]

Receive Pokémon: Battle Dimension; a series guilty of false advertizing, as there isn't an alternate dimension for battles at all :\

Insert a cosplay of May

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get a cosplay of Tachibana Mei.

insert a brain.