The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Nichi]

Receive the dried out wood panels in the bathroom at my house ^_^;

Insert Dalek keychain

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

the machine yells back at you to 'EXTERMINATE!!!'

i open the door of the machine and walk inside, thus putting in myself.

[Nichi]

Receive a...chocolate Chocobo?

Insert a novel about my frustrations from the past weekend

[Exa]

You get the sequel, about your successes.

I put in Fighting Fantasy books.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get a full set of the final fantasy games in mint condition, worth over $1000!

insert split ends.

[Nichi]

Receive high-dollar shampoo that prevents split ends

Insert Nyan Cat :3

[Exa]

You get Longcat.

I put in a crown.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

The Burger King pops out. He hands you a whopper.

The Burger King goes back in.

[Nichi]

Receive BK cologne

Insert ILL-TEMPERED BIRDS

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get angry birds cat toys.

insert people that turn to dust. ;^;

[Nichi]

Receive Casshern

Insert Astro Boy

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get Tetsuan Atom.

insert dry skin.

[Nichi]

Receive soft skin

Insert cool old Lego set, new in box

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get various old building sets, including things like knex, lincoln logs, ello, and an erector set.

insert a chem lab.

[svx]

...also Zoidberg maybe!...?