The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Nichi]

Receive baklava

Insert burrito

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

the vending machine begins to barf out salsa.

a licorice pipe is placed in the edge of the machine. ("Yes. Quite.")

[Nichi]

Receive a bottle of Mr. Pibb and a bag of Red Vines
Crazy delicious!

Insert a CD of Christmas music

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

they begin playing out of the machine.

insert year-old christmas candy (it's still good, i swear!!!).

[Nichi]

Receive 10-year-old fruitcake (Makes a great doorstop >:3)

Insert freshly-baked gingerbread men

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get worn out gingerbread ladies (they do all the work).

insert [insert item here].

[Nichi]

Receive [receive item here]

Insert Windows Vista

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get vistan figurine with tag "here, take the only good to come out of this."

insert emotions.

[Nichi]

Receive logic
*Vulcan salute*

Insert an iMac hockey puck mouse

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get an actual hockey puck.....to the teeth.

insert sports fans.

[Nichi]

Receive 99% of the population of my hometown
I don't care about sports. I am the 1%

Insert dragon

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

get the missing "ite" at the end of that sentence.

insert pain.

[Pitkin]

Receive suffering.

Insert a decorative dagger.

[Bella She/her]

Receive suffering.

Insert a decorative dagger.

Receive decorative cut. Dx

Insert rice...

[Nichi]

Receive onigiri

Insert footlong sub sandwich