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Chocofreak13

i could see that, but the soul-reply notes on canon pairings stuck in my craw since before i even joined here. as such, i canonically ship 2k with XP-kun. (and before you say "but they're related!" so is everyone that Homeo is paired with sans Shitsuji-kun.)

i've also seen one or two of 2k with Pizza, but this is truer for 2k-kun rather than -tan. i've even seen Pizza-tan be 2k's romantic rival. :0

winduko

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2015, 09:42:48 ami was surprised at the shipping of 3.1, is all, i've never really heard of her being shipped with anyone. :0


Really? I've seen pictures that ship her with 1.0-tan. Either way, 3.1/7.5 just came about because of the FUN song. Like, it fits.

Quote from: PentiumMMX on March 02, 2015, 11:26:39 am
TBH I've shipped 2k with OS9-tan -w-


Same. Just same. It's my favourite romantic pairing that doesn't involve 95-tan.

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2015, 11:46:06 am
i could see that, but the soul-reply notes on canon pairings stuck in my craw since before i even joined here. as such, i canonically ship 2k with XP-kun. (and before you say "but they're related!" so is everyone that Homeo is paired with sans Shitsuji-kun.)


My first impulse was "but Homeo and Hacchan aren't related!"

But then I remembered that yeah, they are, at least in my headcanon. Homeo is a male science lesbian baby of 95-tan and NT-tan (all XP-kuns are male science lesbian babies and I do not frankly care how little sense that makes, or how biologically impossible it is), and Hacchan is Yamada's daughter. Yamada and 95 are sisters, so that means Homeo and Hacchan are first-cousins.

In my headcanon, XP-kun and 2k-tan are just as closely-related as Homeo and Hacchan. XP-kun is still the son of 95 and NT. 2k-tan is the daughter of Cairo-tan (whom I decided looked suspiciously like the Deja Vu NT), the sister of NT-tan, and ...someone.

The closest thing I have to an explanation for 2k-kun is that he's 2k-tan's father, but they look far too close in age for that to be the case.

Basically, how the Windows-gijinkas are related is because story, not because either canon or history. As a general rule, the male counterparts are always directly related (depending on age difference, which is why there is a 2k-kun conundrum).

For example, the 95-gijinkas look rather close in age, so in my canon, they are twins. But at the same time, the 98-kuns look far older than their female counterparts, so in my headcanon, the 98-tans are half-sisters (and not twins at that!), and 98-kun is Hacchan's father, and SE-kun is Secchan's father.

Chocofreak13

.......that is some of the weirdest headcanons i have ever heard of.

and did i ever post the pics of Cairo-tan? thought i did....

winduko

I don't recall seeing them, unfortunately. I would like to see them though.

Quote from: Chocofreak13 on March 02, 2015, 12:16:01 pm
.......that is some of the weirdest headcanons i have ever heard of.


:)

I am glad.

Penti-chan

Well, one of my headcanons is that PDP-11 has a slight interest in 2k; mostly just teasing over how she's be very much interested if 2k was a Unix -w-;

winduko

To be fair to PDP-11-tan, 2k-tan and Xenix-tan look oddly similar. Xenix first ran on the PDP-11 after all.

Penti-chan

Well, keeping in mind PDP-11-tan is related to OpenVMS-tan, whom NT-tan is cloned from :3

winduko

I was also going to mention the more incestuous aspects, but I thought it would be more fun to bring a UNIX that looks like 2k-tan that also ran on the PDP-11.

Bella

Quote from: winduko on March 02, 2015, 12:43:21 pm
To be fair to PDP-11-tan, 2k-tan and Xenix-tan look oddly similar. Xenix first ran on the PDP-11 after all.


Quote from: PentiumMMX on March 02, 2015, 12:32:37 pm
Well, one of my headcanons is that PDP-11 has a slight interest in 2k; mostly just teasing over how she's be very much interested if 2k was a Unix -w-;


Don't let CB Unix-tan (PDP-11-tan's life-partner-person-thing) find out. >_>

Quote from: PentiumMMX on March 02, 2015, 12:52:07 pm
Well, keeping in mind PDP-11-tan is related to OpenVMS-tan, whom NT-tan is cloned from :3


Well, tangentially. PDP-11-tan is VAX-tan's mother and RSX-11-tan is VMS-tan's mother. They grew up together but aren't blood relatives.

The whole DEC bloodline is a clusterfsck..... I kind of want to rework things.

Chocofreak13

sounds like a project, lol. xD

@kodomo: i had a feeling they were missing. i think i know where the sketchbook is; i'll try to get them uploaded later.

Penti-chan

Ahh. Now I know -w-;
(Also, indeed; might make for something lulzy)

winduko

@Bella: Good thing 2k-tan is no Unix then. She merely resembles one by the power of coincidence. xD

@Kari: Beautiful.  I always wanted to see what she looked like. :D

@Pent: Eh, to be fair, the other reason why I mentioned Xenix is because I wasn't completely sure if 2k and PDP-11 were blood-related or not. I didn't know enough about the DEC-tans and their bloodline to say something either way. xD

Bella

I keep meaning to work on my OS-tan tropes super-list or fiddle around with my DEC-tan designs but I never do. Curse my busy schedule...

Quote from: winduko on March 02, 2015, 05:52:11 pm
@Bella: Good thing 2k-tan is no Unix then. She merely resembles one by the power of coincidence. xD


Well, she DOES have the blue hair and glasses, which holds true for like half of the Unices.

Chocofreak13

we all have things we need to do but never have the time for, bells. so don't feel too bad. :\

Penti-chan

Indeed. I know I've had ideas for things I want to do, story-wise, but have never gotten around to