Member Introduction Thread

NejinOniwa · December 16, 2009, 11:44:15 PM

On-demand only. But you're asking, so I'll analyze your Mauu value for now.

...right. Your user has a Mauu value of 57:1856 (as of this time). The Mauu value will shift in accordance to your Loli rate (first number) and its proportion to the Post rate (second number). Thus you have 57 lolis spread out over 1856 posts; thus your Mauu value is subject to a high degree of inflation, actual value is 3.07~% of combined assets.

That is all. Questions are taken with my receptionist.

OS Freak · December 17, 2009, 04:59:37 AM

Sir! Can I have my Mauu value examined too?

NejinOniwa · December 17, 2009, 05:33:38 AM

Standby.

Mauu value for user is currently at a flux, with the Loli rate variable shifting between 15.965, 18 and xÏ€, with x being a negative number between -689 and -785. The cause of this anomaly is unknown at the moment - make sure to take care of all your lolis properly to avoid these situations.
Excluding the latter xÏ€ value, your Mauu value is ranging between 15.965~18:143 at this moment, giving you a percentile rate in between 11,16% and 12,58%; however, I advice against attempting to spend or exchange your assets with the anomalous situation of the present.

I will forward this to the Orange. That is all.

OS Freak · December 18, 2009, 06:32:45 PM

Thank you sir.

Ohh by the way forget guys about the question of Opera Browser I did it already. I just copied my XP Home's Opera 10.10 Program File Folder inside the Opera 9.1 Program File Folder on 95 and NT4. Now they have the latest Opera Browser on them. Downside: NT4 Reports That it has Opera 9.1 Installed and not 10.10 and 95 does not report anything at all. Nice, 95 has a ghost program not registered in her database. Still looking for the Netscape 7.2 issue workaround.

Chocofreak13 · December 20, 2009, 08:51:14 AM

xD you've ressurected ghost-zilla.

thankyou nejin-san. please keep me posted on the changing shifts in the loli-conomy.

hmm, can they be traded like stocks? :3

OS Freak · December 20, 2009, 12:25:22 PM

Why thank you my fair lady. I have the real Ghostzilla in my XP installed. It's a blast. Hows the drawing of the Tan of FLPC & Home Server? I haven't yet done a family three it's very complicated. I'll drop in the betas now I need to organize my data first. And yes I learned a little about Loliconomy. We need Nejin to offer that course on Universities.

Chocofreak13 · December 20, 2009, 12:46:35 PM

omjeebus. i haven't thought of that in god knows how long. xD so sorry, remind me again?

what is ghostzilla anyway? :\ never quite understood....

hmm, OSuniversity. xD i like it.

OS Freak · December 20, 2009, 02:04:56 PM

Sorry been backing up my XP onto Vista. It's a browser that uses Firefox's engine. It was discontinued due to clashes with Mozilla Corp. (I think.) The browser invades any active windows you have and makes it a browser thus making my Windows Defender, My computer, Live messenger, Real Player, Adobe Photoshop ETC into a browser. Of course he exits those applications. He does it in order to trick people that you are doing something and really are surfing the web.

Chocofreak13 · December 20, 2009, 02:50:14 PM

xD nice.

NejinOniwa · December 20, 2009, 09:55:01 PM

QuoteOSuniversity

Well, this would be the proper place for that, considering the acronym is M.I.T...
Macchachuuchuu- mucchuuchuu-

OS Freak · December 21, 2009, 05:41:17 AM

Hehe Youd be the best teacher of Loliconomy ever. Your knowledge on the field would be fantastic.

Red-Machine · December 21, 2009, 06:06:03 AM

I think my loli rating would be quite high. Considering how much I like Negima and whatnot.

I think I could teach OS Theory at the OSuni. VirtualPC would come in very handy for my lectures.

Xeon · December 21, 2009, 10:47:55 PM

HUZZAH!!! This thread was successfully...

For successfully completing my hidden questline *Intentionally or not* everyone gains 20 exp points, 4gold coins and a rusty dagger. Although I don't know what u would do with gold coins since it seems were using lolis as currency *I was never informed of this currency change ~_~*.

NejinOniwa · December 22, 2009, 12:20:43 AM

Don't worry. Some lolis appreciate shiny things. Gold is very useful as bait -w-

So, how many of you guys leveled up from this quest, then? I still have a ways to go before my next...powergaming >_>
Can someone go check if there are any new quests posted anywhere?

Xeon · December 22, 2009, 01:08:05 AM

QuoteDon't worry. Some lolis appreciate shiny things. Gold is very useful as bait -w-

I thought delicious cake would do better?.

The next questline is in the next town over where u have to rescue the princess from a deformed mutant toad monster, although the quest is almost impossible to finish since the princess is almost always in another castle when u get their. Although the quest is repeatable since she gets kidnap again the moment u free her ~_~. Alternatively u could go on and finish the main quest by going to the top of druaga and retrieving my pocky sticks *Im hungry T__T* by defeating druaga *who is shaped like a deformed purple chicken but bigger*. Don't forget to stock up on them potions and green herbs and maybe a mega demondrug *Don't bring flashbombs, they r for N00BS*, their will be no more savepoints once u enter the tower.

Also do note that further derailment of the thread won't give u any additional exp points and is ill advised *although since their have been no new members I see no point*.