OS Family Tree Theory

[Toki]

I'm not 19 yet >3>

Besides... Haruko Momoi is 38 and she's way cuter than I'll ever be.

[Smokey]

Well it was a 30% chance you would be 19...
Should've done the flattering thing, though and assume you were 18...

[Toki]

Thats okay. I somehow was hanging out with a bunch of japanese industry people (like talent scouts. wtf?) and they all thought I was 15... thats flattering right? o_0

HAY!! YOU"RE MAKING ME OT AGAIN!! AAH! * runs away *

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

yay! someone almost my age! *toki hug*

[NejinOniwa]

Someone remind me how I am related to this age-thing, I can't seem to perceive it correctly.

...is 19 the official moeblob-age or something on this board, or what? I don't seem to fit in in that category (i fukken hope)

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

wait....thought you said you were in your 20's.

well, idk if there's a set age, but toki appears to be moe no matter her age. she could be 90 and still moe, so it seems.

we're a tad off topic, no?
hmmm, i wonder if it's possible to assemble a linux family tree....O__o;

well, linux seems to be more like a renegade street gang...

[NejinOniwa]

WAT
20's
ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN

I'm like what, 18½!?

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And the Linux family tree...

hm.
Is there a possibility to do something like different -tans for different kernels? or is that unnecessary?

[Smokey]

would be a big tree ^_^

With the basic distro's and all the sub distros...

[Aurora Borealis]

Yeah, drawing a Linux family tree or even a Unix family tree would be way too difficult and huge! x__x

[NejinOniwa]

SPAAAARTAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!!!

OONNN!!!

AAAA!!!!

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEE!!!

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

NEJIN!!!! *rabid glomp* YOU'RE ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME!! >]

linux isn't an official family. they're more like a motley street gang of orphans. like the goonies or something. (if i got that reference wrong, don't yell at me, i've yet to see that movie :[ )

[Smokey]

Wow, Linux is a family, but they're all bastard childs of Unixes...

[Aurora Borealis]

Not necessarily. Linux IS based off of Unix and made to operate just like Unix would but Linux is not derived from its code at all.

However, Linux-tan is sort of like the daughter Unix-sama wished she had! Unix-sama's actual daughters are mostly bratty, fight against each other and she can barely trust most of them at all due to all the infighting since the Unix Wars.

[Chocofreak13 she/they]

speaking of which, i have yet to see any linux SONS. any males?

my friend would look just like slackware if he were a girl. :\

[Aurora Borealis]

There aren't any human male Linux characters. The only male Linux character is that creepy penguin with three packages if you know what I mean. o_o

*shudder*