Forum Games: Break a Wish

Started by Justin, June 24, 2008, 08:43:39 pm

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Justin

Granted, but you electrocute yourself in the process.

I wish Pidgin was more fully-featured.

Kami-Tux

Granted, now it needs 3 GB of RAM ;)


I wish that I was perfectly healthy.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Justin

Granted, but in order to be so you have to eat nothing and drink only water for the rest of your life.

I wish I was an uber h4x0r.

iDarbert

Quote from: "icerain"
Grated, but he wants to kill you.

I wish I could live forever.

YOU FAIL!
*TF2 sad medley*

It was "Granted, but he's thinking about nothing at all" or something like that, as in the game.

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I wish I was an uber h4x0r.

Granted, but you can only hack in Cobol.

I wish I had a wish.

Justin

Granted, but you blow it on something stupid you wish you didn't have later, and you blew your only wish so you're stuck with it.

I wish I was at Taco Bell.

NejinOniwa

Granted. You are now inside the taco bell. Everything stinks of old rotten tortillas and the time is 11:59.
RUN, STUPID, LIEK, NAO!!!


I wish my melatonin pills had funny side effects.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Justin

Granted. It causes you to become addicted to melatonin pills, and you run out.

I wish the torrent I'm downloading now would go faster.

NejinOniwa

Granted, but your network adapter will explode in ten seconds. Have fun.




I wish I had a deathstar in miniature.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Kami-Tux

Granted, but a miniature Luke Skywalker blows it up and causes your room to catch fire.


I wish that I could draw better.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Justin

Granted, but your mom catches you drawing hentai.

I wish the TOS I'm writing for my site would write itself.

Kami-Tux

Granted, but they will write themselves in Ancient Tibetian.

I wish that my clothes would never get dirty or get smelly, thus eliminating my need to do the washing ever again!


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

Justin

Granted, but in order to do so, your clothes become radioactive. You get cancer.

I wish Taco Bell didn't screw up my order earlier.

NejinOniwa

Granted, but the ones who fixed that was Anon, so naturally you get ALL of the town's pizza delivery boys camping at your door.



I wish for post to be delivered on sunday.

(BECAUSE IF IT DID I'D HAVE MY FUC­K­ING COMPUTER NOW)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Justin

Granted. You get "Mail on Sunday" by Flo Rida instead of your PC.

I wish that this unnecessary phone jack was out of my room.

NejinOniwa

Granted. You know have a combined TV/Phone/LAN jack instead, which you HAVE to use. And to top it off, whenever the phone calls, the internet connection breaks off.


I wish there wasn't so much stuff I'd have to transfer over to DELTA...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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