The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

Started by Kami-Tux, December 29, 2007, 07:49:58 pm

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Gummster

You get Achilles.

I put in a cello...

NejinOniwa

You hear lots of strange noises from the vending machine, accompanied by rumbles as if it was a very small earthquake going on. After 15 seconds it stops - as if it's decided something - and then the top of an oak slowly shoots out of the vending machine, growing and growing and growing, until it hits the roof and falls out of the vending machine, does a salto and lands and plants its roots in one move. You get a full-grown oak standing a few meters away from the vending machine.


I put in myself
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Kami-Tux

You get eaten... an exact copy of you is ejected from the vending machine however.

I put in a gun.


Kial Harry Potter ĉiam faras danĝerajn aferojn?

Pro lia vol\' de mort\'!

VonDaab

You get a letter from the police department in which they thank you for your cooperation in disposing another lethal object, thus making world a much better place.

I put in some bacon.

NewYinzer

You got an exact clone of C-Chan!

I put in a box of Strawberry Pocky...

Gummster

You get chocolate pocky.

I put in a tanto

NejinOniwa

You get a screaming old lady (hah, swedish pun ^^)



I put in my exact copy of myself, in shitloads of body armor.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Aurora Borealis

You get a copy of yourself made from solid chocolate!

I pour in some strawberry-scented hand lotion...

NewYinzer

You get a pint of ale!

I put in Al Gore (I really needed to get rid of him)

VonDaab

You get a book of Algorithmics.


I put in Yoghurt flavored marshmallows that have added calcium.

windowsgirl

you get chocolate cake


i put in a microphone
Neptune: the OS that never was

Aurora Borealis

You get a Victorian-era steam engine.

I put in an empty bottle of root beer...

Techno the fox

You get a Mechsuit shaped like a pocky box with "98" on the front.

I put in FCL-Tan's hat.

Aurora Borealis

You get a coupon for a month of free TotalFark!

I put in a can of SPAM...

NejinOniwa

You get a whole load of vikings from the vending machine, and a troupe of Camelot Knights led by Ser Robin, the Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Ser-Lancelot, on your doorstep.



I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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