Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

Started by NejinOniwa, February 11, 2007, 03:25:19 pm

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Smokey

No rewrite his will...

Since when is this a poetry contest?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Toki

IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT

Who the hell writes poetry anymore? >:0 Not me thats for sure.
CUTE IS JUSTICE!!

Smokey

So i see.
Poetry is indeed as old as can be...
It still has use...
for example, when two peoples heart fuse...
But that's just me...

Poetry can be all things, see?
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Toki

Yes, but it doesn't have to rhyme either xD Silly.

What time is it where Smokey is?
CUTE IS JUSTICE!!

NejinOniwa

It's GMT! General Mayonnaise Time!




How much mayonnaise per second is the time where you are, then?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Well I'm Mayonnayse time plus 1, but since I'm in the Amsterdam zone, the Mayo gets doubled so that's GMT plus 2 times a half...Leaving 100Mayonaise per second...

How many ketchup per gallon do you run?
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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NejinOniwa

My fuel supply is 100% ketchup-free!



Butterfly, Caterpillar or Cocoon?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Caterpillar of course...
What good would a butterfly be in roadworks...

Bulldozer or digger?
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NekOSaka

Diglet dig.  Diglet dig.

Trio-trio-trio?

NejinOniwa

Now, Dodrio! Strike its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE! TRI ATTACK!!!


--------------- lv25 Graveler

Squirtle lv13 ----------....
Attack     Bag
PKMN      Run
???
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

raidspirit

Squirtle used water gun!
it's not very effective! ---- what!?
foe Graveler used Razor Leaf! ---- Da HECK!?
Squirtle fainted --- no more pokemon in your party, you lose!

hm...soy sauce or soy milk to quench your thirst?

Chocofreak13

♫~KIKKOMAN, KIKKOMAN~♪

PAPER, PLASTIC, OR FUDGE?

NejinOniwa

CHOCOLATE SCISSORS CUTS YOUR PAPER LOL WHAT



How many buses are there in Gensokyo at present? _W_
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13


NejinOniwa

AS MANY AS THERE ARE STRUCTURAL ERRORS INSIDE A COW, namingly 157.
(only 2½ of those are visible under normal circumstances, however)


Is it acceptable for a bird to fry itself due to bad upbringing, or should it be taken to court?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS