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Chocofreak13

"don't let the bed faps bite."
-Nej

"kari
i has
the porn folder
(touches it)"
-Cockle

"touch fluffy tail"
"furry pron?"
"wat
no
just
fluffy tail"
-Nej and Me

"IM GOING TO GET THE PORN FOLDER
AND TOUCH IT"
-Cockle

"SHH YOUR FAC"
"YOUR FACE IS A FACE"
"GO FACE UR FAC"
-Cockle and Nej

"can i show you the face of evil
i'm super-proud of it ;^;"
-Me

"i might go to bed today.
unlike yesterday."
-Nej

"ugh
i just realized
i really need a new razor
I'm using a fucking pair of kitchen scissors to trim my beard now
;v;"
-Nej

"FALSE MOREL
AVAILABLE IN A FOREST NEAR YOU"
-Me

"we only need one final solution, guys."
-Nej

"but swift jab to the throat feels so much better~
*squeal*"
-Nej

"witchfeed?
are you raising plants with a taste for blood?"
"...more or less."
-Me and Nej

"there is no grass on this field
it is barren
LIKE MY HEART"
-Me

"don't worry girls, your souls are safe with me"
"are you going to eat them
or feed them to your weapon"
-Nej and Me

"i won't do drugs, mashtur ;^;
I PROMISE
I'LL STAY CLEAN FOR YOU
AND THE CAUSE"
-Me

"you master knows everything ;)"
-Nej, to Me

"you almost made me snort coke
thankyou"
"snorting coke is bad.
don't do drugs k.
i won't allow it."
-Me and Nej

"ROCKY HORROR CAN KISS MY METAPHORICAL PENUS"
-Me

"SUCK MY WENIS"
-Cockle

"AW YEAH BABY
HOTTER THAN ELBOW SEX"
-Me

"CAN I HUMP YOUR CHIN PLEASE"
"YES KARI YOU CAN HUMP MY CHIN"
-Me and Cockle

"speaking of shaves:"
"freshly shaven pussy?"
-Nej and Me

"the testicle fruit"
-Cockle

"weirdest ladyboner guys
weirdest ladyboner"
-Me

"unfortunately
my boner may be hard as diamonds
but it doesn't reach across the atlantic"
-Nej

"I HAVE SUCH A POWERFUL URGE TO SUCK SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
-Me

"THINK OF WHOI YOU'RE TALKING TO
THE TWO MOST DEPRAVED PEOPLE ON THE FORUM"
-Cockle

"gives new meaning to "getting your rocks off"
-Me

"my diamonds
are a girl's best friends
in several ways
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
-Nej

"also: holy shit, i am drinking so much water
like seriously"
"DO YOU HAVE THE DIABEETUS, MASHTUR"
"no
just a weird-ass stomach"
"well that's what cats do
when they have the diabeenus"
"i may have
diapeenus
though
not sure"
"gotta be careful of that diepenis"
"DIAMOND PENIS
THE HARDEST BONER KNOWN TO MAN"
-Nej and Me

"BE CAREFUL MASHTUR
YOU WILL BE COVETED BY THE LADIES AND THEN REVILED WHEN YOU RIP THEM IN TWO
diamonds ARE a girl's best friend, though....
does this mean you will get all the head"
-Me

Penti-chan

"someday your prince will come"
"My prince...?"
"YOUR PRINCE
IN ANDROGYNOUS CLOTHING
SO IT'S ACTUALLY A GIRL IN DRAG
SINCE YOU'RE A BOY IN DRAG"
"HAWT"
- Kari and I

"WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE THE PRINCESS?
A PRINCESS IN ANOTHER CASTLE?"
- Kari, to me

Chocofreak13

"IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY"
-Me, going with the above quote

Penti-chan

LOL -w-

"Granted, if that did happen, I'm sure you and Bella would help me...
...by giving me a medical dictionary or something -w-;;
(Or, Vaginas for Dummies. Is that a thing? IDK; it should be)"
- Me, to Kari

Chocofreak13

"I WANT TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH CHEESEBURGER-TAN"
-Pent

NejinOniwa

"There are traitors and lolicons working under you. No wonder Nobunaga can't rest in peace."

Lol Rance...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Penti-chan

November 16, 2013, 01:13:13 pm #1281 Last Edit: November 19, 2013, 09:14:33 pm by PentiumMMX
"If you have a problem with 'Happy Holidays', then Happy Shut-The-Fuck-Up"
- Angry Video Game Nerd

"The motherfucking pink tanks; they're making love all to the scrotum guns~"
- Guitar Guy (AVGN)

"If congress was on fire, they couldn't pass the 'pour water on congress' act"
- Hank Green

"Nej breaks out the chainsaw and spins around like Sailor Moon. Much cool"
"FAAABULOUS"
- Me and Kari

Chocofreak13

Shirime (尻目) - An apparition in the shape of a man having an eye in the place of his anus.
(from Wikipedia)

oh Japan...

Penti-chan

"If something happens to me, all the world's women will grieve!"
- Edgar (Final Fantasy VI)
(AKA: Nejin, on my file)

NejinOniwa

"No, let's not. It would take too much time."
-Me on flooding this thread with various Rance quotes
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

"Lee....you've already proven it. You are splendid ninja."
-Guy-Sensei

stewartsage

(11:34:47 PM) bluegeminimol65: It would also certainly involve sodomy, so there's that.
(11:35:01 PM) Bells: I DO LOVE ME SOME SODOMY.

Penti-chan

November 22, 2013, 11:48:35 pm #1287 Last Edit: November 24, 2013, 01:58:06 pm by PentiumMMX
"I'm not sure if he speaks English"
"Murr"
- My boss at Gamestop, me

"STOP SEEING AT MY BOBS"
- Me, to Kari

Penti-chan

November 28, 2013, 03:52:21 pm #1288 Last Edit: November 28, 2013, 07:43:18 pm by PentiumMMX
"Would the opposite of a red lobster be a blue crab?"
- Me

"This is White Snow, a town filled with snow.
Enjoy the world of snow.
(Note: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)"
- Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure

NejinOniwa

Quote from: Touhou Suzunaan~Forbidden Scrollery, chapter 6"The fall of the Berlin Wall...? I guess it was poorly constructed. I hope no one was hurt."

ZUN YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS